welcome to Rosa me to show commit against us I'm your host Brendan Luis yeah give it up further squad now before we get this show started off I'm gonna go over a couple quick rules rule number one everybody will get a chance to sit in this lovely hot seat rule number two you will get sent to detention if you're bombing tearing up the show or just not saying anything now with that being said y'all give it up for Doughboy stick a bit like you just got off a tower ship at Burger King Hey Doughboy yo cologne is DiGiorno hey don't would like you stab them pancake batter pour Oh what hey don't worry take backs and garlic butter [ __ ] why you show up here with a broke arm I told you stop letting your [ __ ] put his hand hey Doughboy played drums in the mississippi fat choir knee you got brown teeth like you drink cigarette water yeah anything Lucas all these laws to learn how to play jobs cuz he heard drumsticks were many David Lucas wheel [Applause] IceCube mama [Laughter] [Applause] away from Macon Georgia y'all give it up for David don't why you built like The Cake Boss [ __ ] David built like a piggy bank if you look you know like an angry beaver make a built like the word umph hey you look like a spiritual saxophone player you look like you took a shower in curry sauce and a shooting Toy Story 5 on David's back a Britisher was having an allergic reaction hey your birthday you blew out a chicken potpie [Laughter] [Applause] [Music] Lupe's got pork chop with his family sure right you've been slapped boxing with some big man he got shot at a black lives matter rally bullet like he's been using dealer at mode spice it up dumbfounded only [ __ ] drink soy sauce more teens go catch flame I got us in my dog here [Laughter] [Applause] back to David a moon kiss so do you got a pink bra workshop you were you are confident in that at all [ __ ] whispered the check broke his office fund another joke you must have you must have bumped your funny bone [Laughter] [Applause] yeah give it up for Brent [Applause] got a ear listen to the high seat Britt got a drop jump on a trampoline hood hey dog stop that Bugatti and pee on his leg such a little answer that thing is so little when he was a baby they had to cut his pampers gotta bring somebody in the class right now right fast all the way from this big-ass three right here [Applause] [Music] hey Brad got a graham cracker audition later viagra blunts [Applause] do something man Britt got an Oldsmobile stroller brain got minivans [Laughter] bring like a Tupac bubble here breezes baby but every trying to smoke a blunt hey boo got stretch marks on his titty CP looked like he hit boxing-glove facials use it using a kissing contest with a hot pocket they usually left to test french fry grease you know I fell asleep in the tanning bed then use your back the mole of C then they use your hair to wash cars for Hannah port you got a little a Sputnik you look like you've been playing kickball you don't never rode a horse you've never been in a two-seater [Laughter] Lincoln watermelon see you [ __ ] it up [Applause] coming to the hot cement all the way from South Central LA y'all give it up a boo Kapow [ __ ] that wife-beater been washed so many times that's a light beater boo gotta fix it in deodorant looks like a hole this game called outside [Laughter] [Applause] who said that you what I'm not gonna bury your head you're peacemakers it's like your tongues be spotting them you never you have a horizontal aspirin oh you look like you slid into third base before you got here no shirt was like dirty underwear [Laughter] hey boo got curved by Betty White y'all give it up for the homosexual devil you smoke the honey before he came in so you can do freebase turns to eat [Laughter] okay your first drop I was in a horse and carriage maker David shut your fat ass up make your personality got high blood pressure somebody I gotta system back to the kitchen my thought is gonna catch a little wave man I gotta send dumbfound it somebody into class all the way from Kansas City big-ass face it's a big face everything's down mascot looking at [ __ ] Hanna d1 to play football we never play he put in contacts like this you wake up in the morning and put your eyes in the microwave hey you a [ __ ] you ain't no just hit the east side of the KFC [Applause] [Music] you like a politically possum who you're faced with racketeering my mega you have a Tele face but a little never gonna know maybe they look like a way to read each other all right hold it down hold it down I gotta bring somebody back into class man all the way from Los Angeles California y'all give it up for comedian can y'all give it up maybe you did it maybe we're gonna need all the crimes Hey hey boo look like a Haitian sense [Laughter] [Applause] [ __ ] if you if this don't work you look like terminator I'll be as a warning come to the hot seat all the way from Los Angeles California y'all give it up a comedian Ken yow [Music] this make it look like a bad report card so no that dumbass start on the same I voted sticker from - you're on the same [Applause] [Applause] Brendan like a [ __ ] Britta like it [ __ ] you like a [ __ ] eat yourself [Applause] [Laughter] hey Buddha like he'd take his cold up the trunk and be like this maybe your teeth look like they did you're like you guys busy no grip on me like a gay brother man you brush those teeth for the toilet brush hey baby maybe he fun dear Nikki you look like a [ __ ] that sell buffalo nipples hey you all move ourselves in the pie-eating contest pepto-bismol you're such a bad mouth faster here you look like a Texas detective Nick hey David by sports bras at GNC [Laughter] [Applause] what's your guys don't boy I'm David shoes got diabetes [ __ ] you do security and taco truck seem a lot away from kids is he three four lose weight [Music] hey hey he beat [ __ ] in the Tyler Perry by Antonio in Santa Monica this [ __ ] thing better than other homes because this you be saying sentences and you know like it'll cool with his braids out [Laughter] that [ __ ] pay rent at a bus stop maybe you keep a pistol in a garbage bag [Applause] Thomas and I seem an auto boy from Los Santos California the creator of the show y'all give it up for Patrick nice bitchin all is one this is a big dick [ __ ] [ __ ] really Pat look like a sassy ass nurse you look like Kirby goes to Englewood and March that's going on at Easter dinner [Laughter] hey-oh Halloween David dressed up as orange chicken [Laughter] ask me a barbecue behind me so big you look like you kiss the rottenness end oh boy - you don't go to churches on Sunday hey hey bachelor do push-ups think that's enough [Applause] [Applause] I gotta send somebody else at attention [Music] [Applause] hey Patrick like a librarian is look we don't need great you look like a villain in a musical [Laughter] we somebody back in the class man all the way from Los Angeles California I give it up for dick Jones jr. he doing a girl okay his lands be a dumb [ __ ] broke his wrist jacking off to a palm tree Kasich word of panty drawers with holding back and they like a indirectly Ricky Williams Patrick got a ankle tattoo let's say fabulous they've got a tattoo on his back say sweet sour [Applause] [Applause] I see me all the way from La Senza California I give it up for digs I was Jewish or tweak my fans kick off the beat you play videos I got a brew somebody back in the classroom an all the way from Koreatown y'all give it up for dumbfounded this [ __ ] right here fell off so bad after Sister Act to do the key is baby listen to me no mo mr. maryk lyrics I just think I did methamphetamines for breakfast the back of boo hair like a melted candle and there [Applause] CP fell use condoms hey this [ __ ] ain't never felt water we got some taxi that may not get up for Derrick Jones give it up to the Aussie miles away from Koreatown y'all give it up a dumbfound [Applause] [Music] he got the duck sauce hey dump thought it might make you a game boy for Luther fry beagle last night I know if I open a fortune cookie you say you're not black you got telemarketer sideburns hey see people like a black anime character you like a dick [Applause] think of all your like a [ __ ] baby penises okay crack y'all play tell the world with a dildo [Music] Pat got shot for wearing shoes at dumfounded house [Applause] [Laughter] boo steal at the dollar store we ran out you ran out of 30s with some ice cream because it may not give up value come tonight see me all the way from Detroit Michigan yeah give it up for Chris see he didn't like a crow they get breastfed Britt but he came in here uh-huh you gotta eat when you go in there Rose sit down it's [ __ ] EPG features CP got heat lamp sunglasses baby David grows livers for the medical community hey hey Stevie was like he fell asleep with a cigarette on his bottom lip hey David ankles are like canned food [Laughter] [Music]