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Jeffy Goes to the Arcade

what's up DNA gang yo another name how y'all doing today man we got Jeffy goes to the arcade so if you ready I'm ready y'all ready I'm ready C the intro Let Me boat [ __ ] you know I wreck the [ __ ] get it by the boat watch your [ __ ] make it flip I ain't little boat but I just right before we get hit that subscribe button and the notification Bell so you don't miss another video go show Nate Channel down the description remember the original link is down there too let's get right into it fornite matter entire Squad see that's you and your entire Squad right there after the me show up and that's some no SK who just don't happened to land next to one at the beginning of the match but don't worry even if you find a way to destroy it they'll still send 30 more throughout the entire game H any questions class I missed the baller I would just Camp the whole game well there's no me in Minecraft the game we should all be playing instead of fortnitee I don't play nether what I think they still play that [ __ ] my Tong my high score is 15 oh the mechs are easy to kill all you got to do is 360 no scope them from across the map and then go bonus on the entire Squad like that sound hard no don't forget that scho so bring your school and going show it to the Cross we bring to to school tomorrow that's so awesome I don't know what toy is my favorite I have so many awesome toys you already know what toy I'm bring Junior we can bring a toy school tomor that's soes and I ain't going to sit here and lie to you if he don't bring Ken oh he disloyal I don't know what to to bring though daddy today in school show but you actually enjoyed school today Jeffy yeah Daddy cuz your teacher said that tomorrow is bring your favorite toy to school day Jeffy not like you made that up no dadd he really said that so I get to take my favorite toy to school tomorrow okay well then just go through all your toys and find your favorite toy then okay Dad which toy the [ __ ] you get a fight attended turkey the I know what the fu that what was that DJ need one of those bins though yes oh my God cuz the ones we have I guess he got too many toys about start getting rid of Jeffy why are you doing that this [ __ ] suck my favorite toy daddy well it doesn't mean you have to make a huge mess Jeffy let's just look through the toys like normal people Danny take me to the store and buy me a new toy Jeffy I don't have the money to buy you a new toy right now now does he not have the Pian yet I have an arcade card with points on it so we can go to the arcade and try to win you a new toy okay D let's do that hey I don't know what's been going on lately but every time we go to the arcade I at least hit one of two jackpots right when I first walked in and I finally got one of them more jackpots at the little um the little blocks oh yeah you sure did I hit that twice points so we have to do is we to get enough points and enough tickets to get you a prize okay okay Dy oh dy I want careful man I can't oh man bro I kid you not bro we literally was sitting at the little call machine for like 25 minutes me her and her little brother in just switching back and forth and it's not like we wasn't getting it right so right here the thing will fall right on the ball and it'll slip out and it but see that's the though it would start to pick it up and it slip right out and it did that every single time you know what happened we had to walk away my little brother was like you know what I want to try it again they flipped the switch in the back they said y'all two grown they flipped the switch in the back my little brother got DJ one Mommy I got ball and we wouldn't gone for more than two minutes [Music] bro they flipp the switch in the [Music] back going Jeffy Jeffy where did Jeffy go what the [ __ ] I mean it's small enough I mean big enough for him you out of therey not standing there with Mr Monkey Jeffy if you don't get out I'm going to get a worker all right so what's the problem that what how' you keep get there I don't know he must have crawling or something but I want you to get him out what how well I don't know he used the key or something lock it ooh I don't have the key you don't have the key you w here yeah but I swallowed it what you swallowed it cuz what comes with great power comes great responsibility he's he can't let nobody get that key for them to tokens and them prizes yeah was like I bet you won't swallow that key I was like I bet I will so I swallowed it never mind you really tried though you tried how many get my son out I don't know the only way you can get him out is you got to win him well I don't know how to play this game yeah and it's pretty rigged think you're going to get him out of there yeah know help me get out what I well I used to be a pro claw machine player in college so I guess I can give it a shot all right let's try get him out all right let's win this I'll tell you where to go to right aot more to the right Jeffy can you move to the left Jeffy move to the [Music] left to the right my son's right there here we go okay this is looking good know it's not my son's right there I got a good feeling about this oh yeah my son is right there you miss my son completely I was like is it going to pick up what what's up what's going on and that's exactly what it was like bro oh man I was getting pissed off wanted the monkey no you're supposed to get my son try to get an aim for my son I get soad all right go for my son this time all right five all right so a lot to the right a lot more to the right back back back it up back it up all right more to the right okay more to the right all right Jeffy go to the left I'm I'm going first no no no more monkey no not that one no I don't want that one I I wanted Miss Monkey no no don't give me that one's stupid I don't want that one get all the monkey right there just to P it three of them Jeffy is and that's exactly how I felt to y'all that's exactly what they kept doing right why that ball like that good he want D get pretty close right uh I think you got it all right Jeffy you're coming out of there all right looking good I got Jeffy I definitely got Jeffy here we go here we go Jeffy yes oh told he wanted Daddy to I got I [Music] got this game had I would never play a claw game ever again in my life got me traumatized that game had me H I'm not going lie 30 [ __ ] minutes keep swinging a lot Jeffy you get out of there this time just hop in just hop into the prize thing hold on on Jeffy come on Jeffy oh yes yes yes stop playing oh but look at the one that's in the prize he not coming the ball this woo the ball almost bounced out yeah oh yes everybody wins you not climb back in there okay how the [ __ ] did she did he climb in there if it was close this game you have to hit as hard as you can and so you can get the lights to go all way to the top so it takes a lot of strength okay okay guys but Jeffy that was very weak you supposed to go all the way to the top you only got it right there but the fun fact is if you hit it too hard it's going to tell you you lose y I can hit it D hold on let me swipe it again all right Jeffy pretend this time that that thing right there is is bullying you okay dny you want to bully me bu well how about this I wish our did that you jackpot Jeffy yay I won your jackpot yeah I think you broke it let's go all right Jeffy this fa gbody he was scaring me he was scaring me y'all Grand he just truck it a little like thatn throw it his throw wasn't that strong though but you knew what he was trying to do then he would try to roll him but they wouldn't go all the way up so they roll back down like that kind of trash I mean I'm trash at but I ain't that bad at it a lot harder like a lot yeah that's how DJ was doing once I finally got him like hey stop throwing okay oh hey you all done playing yeah can you tell me how many tickets I have sure feels like you got about 200 tickets here the car gets heavier I can tell can I get for 200 tickets no not much uh I guess I can give you this unicorn necklace DD's I want over tickets and how many tickets do I have you have 200 I I just told you that oh Dad I really want to G up well you don't have enough tickets Jeffy you only have 200 and it's a th000 but I want to G you don't have some more [Music] games we got DJ B cuz we thought that we wasn't going to be able to get the other type of ball he ended up getting the ball anyway so he got two of them right do that unless you're ay reward and I don't even know where the [ __ ] I put that [ __ ] at okay fine for the boofy awards membership well I'm sorry I can't do that why not it's not boofy season it's not boofy season it's in my B You Make It boofy season well I can't make it boofy season boofy season starts in the summer okay well then I'll give you the money and then when it becomes boofy season you can just charge it them okay fine but you got to say the boofy Pledge The boofy Pledge yeah repeat after me okay I am boofy I amofy I am goofy I am goofy now rub your belly and say boofy boofy boofy boofy I can't believe you idiots actually thing is boofy rewards members oh my God you guys are such idiots just take your stupid giraffe yeah I got a giraff was like a dollar anyway okay oh man right and compared to what y'all be spending on them goddamn tickets come man they be winning to and you know Mr gad's not Mr G Chuck-E-Cheese literally their jackpot is 100 tickets right and the lowest thing in there was like a 100 tickets yeah so you telling me out of everything in here I got to hit a jackpot on everything just to get something good which is crazy to bed and the only reason we did that is because they had unlimited for like 2 hours cuz we was trying to we was trying to get some like in just the little the little glass container the top part was 250 what 250 for some candy Mr Gaddy would never some candy Mr Gaddy would never no the candy probably was like but they didn't have like yeah they didn't I didn't see the the the number price on there I looked oh man so honed you brought me in Project you're actually inspired by me yeah sure whatever why did you bring as your and I think the lady knew that it was like okay this is kind of hot she was like okay we can give him this but that'll be it cuz he only had like 100 tickets left but the [ __ ] was like 250 and she gave it to anyway to school day today so I hope you all brought your favorite toy to school so who wants to come up first and show off their toy to the craft favorite toy game yeah sh let's go up let's go up all right what's your favorite toy my favorite toy is my personal chef PE I am not a toy toer don't sound yeah I was like someone that he looked up to yeah yeah I brought Chef because I do look up to him but he is a toy because I like grabbing his ears and making him mad says you do the opposite to make him mad okay Junior a all you got me an a thanks for the a Chef Junior you lied to me and told me that I inspired you why would you inspire me Chef you're a 30-year-old Chef who doesn't get paid to cook and I've never seen him with a girlfriend right I mean he didn't lie all right and was my favorite toy is Ken he's huny and he's an astronaut he's a rocket scien he's a lawyer and he's a doctor apparently he's Spider-Man too all right Cody B you're weird go sit out and a rapper right oh I'm a lot of things all right Joseph what's your favorite toy oh my favorite toy is this onion that I found on my way to school today an onion what it do oh it makes me cry but I would do that anyway cuz my life is so sad oh okay you get a see for [Music] crying my turn all right Jeffy what's your favorite toy my favorite toy is my G now I want to Arcade I like to camera around in my doer like a kangaroo oh that's a giraffe not a kangaroo that's what he said hey D whichever you passed what grade did you get I'm got a D minus a D minus why didn't you get an A because I told you where I'm from that's a 70 I don't know what a D minus is where y'all from yeah that's but anything under 70 is a f te of kangaroo oh well still a D minus is the highest grade you've got all year so I'm proud of you y I think I deserve to eat them P Jeffy let's go and get some pass first time in a long time my car so I can get up and go I don't got to walk no more yeah my car yeah she can't even think my house I like my house but hey we'll catch you on the next one man peace out I just the [ __ ]