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Total Drama Island Recap

last time on total drama island 22 campers arrived and learned that they'll be spending the next eight weeks at a crusty old summer camp the campers were faced with their first challenge jumping off a cliff into shark infested waters and while most campers took the plunge a few were forced to wear the dreaded chicken hat at the campfire ceremony it all came down to two campers courtney has experience as a cit and summer camp but refused to jump and ezekiel managed to tick off every female contestant at the camp with his sexist comments about women in the end the first camper voted off total drama island was ezekiel proving that homeschooling and reality tv don't really mix who will be voted off this week in the most dramatic campfire ceremony yet find out tonight on total drama [Music] island dad i'm [Music] you asked doing what i wanted to be and now i think the answer is [Music] i'll get there one day [Music] me [Music] ow it's seven in the morning do i look like a farmer to you morning hope you slept well hi chris you look really buff in those shorts i know okay i hope you're all ready because your next challenge begins in exactly one minute oh excuse me i don't know if that's enough time to eat breakfast oh you'll get breakfast owen right after you complete your 20 kilometer run around the lake oh so you're funny now you know what i think would be funny eva try to control your temper you're enjoying this aren't you a little you have 30 seconds okay that girl eva has got to get a handle on her temper she's only been here one day and she's already thrown her suitcase out a window and broken the lock on one of the bathroom doors okay runners on your marks get set go [Music] do you know how much longer don't walk beside me [Music] do you mind i don't run and i definitely don't run in high heel wedges dead cat breath must have condition yeah it's called overeating look into it what's your excuse you skinny annoying oh too tired of insults you don't eat i hate him so much let's clear a table stack oh we made it what took you so long we just lost the challenge i think i'm having heart palpitations hey wait a minute if they lost that means we won the challenge [Music] yeah whoa there hold your horses guys that wasn't the challenge what did you just say who's hungry after a whole week of brown sludge i almost cried when i saw that buffet and then i saw it the buffet table it was beautiful there was turkey and the nymo bars and baked beans and maple syrup can i have a minute okay campers time for part two of your challenge i thought eating was the second part what more do you want from us weird goth girl is right haven't we been through enough um let me think about that now it's time for the oh wake up on the what-a-thon don't worry this is an easy one the team with the last camper standing wins invincibility so what you're saying is the 20k run and the turkey eating frenzy were part of your evil plan to make it harder for us to stay awake that's right man he's good move so how long do you think it'll be before everyone's out cold about an hour give or take [Music] maybe less [Music] we are now 12 hours in with all 21 campers still wide awake stay awake for 12 hours i can do that in my sleep whoa the awake-a-thon was definitely the most brutal thing i've ever done in my life this is the most boring thing i've ever done in my life oh could be way worse oh yeah how i could be stuck here without you to talk to so my strategy is to get two other campers to form an alliance with me and take to the final three the only question is who can i find that is either desperate or dumb enough to do whatever i say what are you doing trying to get the blood to rush to my head i think it's working can i try sure perfect lindsay beth can i talk to you for a sec sure okay i have a plan to get me and two other people into the final three and i chose you guys really you should know that this is a very big deal i am placing my trust in you and trust is a two-way street so you'll do everything i say then sure we're going on final three oh my god heather it's taking me to the final three i'm going to the final three i'm going to the final three i wonder what will happen then speaking of alliances you know who i think is really cute oh no no no no you can't date him why not because he's on the other team uh-huh you can't enter team date it's like against the alliance rules there are rules remember what i just said about trust lindsay of course you can always leave the alliance if you do though i can't protect you from getting kicked off no i want to be in the alliance good then it's settled heather said i couldn't date him she never said i couldn't like him i'm going to the bathroom [Music] uh isn't that eva's mp3 player yep well isn't she gonna get like really mad when she realizes it's gone that's exactly what i'm counting on [Music] um [Music] wow congratulations campers you've made it to the 24-hour mark time to take things up a notch fairy tales oh he's not serious once upon a time there was inside this boring kingdom a boring village and inside this boring sleepy village filled with very boring children who did very boring things [Music] [Applause] [Music] oh timber [Music] i figured that if i kept moving i could outlast all of them i just had to keep my eye on the ball [Music] we should talk about our strategy beth okay favorite song she would be loved favorite color um midnight blue oh mysterious i like that oh don't fall asleep okay quick favorite movie moment you're gonna think it's cheesy i promise i won't okay the kiss at the end of that road trip movie you know the one with the guy and the three girls i know the one you like that movie did i mention that i ate the entire dish of baked beans and maple syrup funny thing about baked beans they make me sleepwalk [Music] oh cool they even fall asleep together [Music] are you still awake yeah it's weird but i think i'm so tired i'm not tired anymore does that make sense i really have no idea where's the little dipper again see the big dipper follow the handle to that bright star the pool star and it's right there oh cool look at him he's like a statue he hasn't moved in over 50 hours hello amazing look at the concentration his eyelids are painted i saw it get out oh i've got to see this that is so crazy incredible but you're still out dude [Music] [Applause] [Music] oh gross it works dude beat his pants oh i'd kill for a coffee right now what is the matter with you people come on fall asleep already you gotta hook me up man i'll even eat the grinds anything all right you five stay with me the rest of you go and get a shower for heaven's sake you stink i didn't want it to come to this i said that to chef hatchet last night i said chef i don't want it to come to this but darn it these campers are tough and so i've come up with the most boring sleep inducing activity i can find oh come on what now okay you know what bring it on the history of canada a pop-up book chapter one the beaver national symbol and a real fine hat oh stink [Music] which of course was the precursor for the discussions leading to the war of 1812. trent [Music] don't leave me time for a bathroom break any takers i've held it this long sweetheart i can go all day yeah but can you hold it for another 10 chapters you've got five minutes long as you don't mind a little company fine but stay out of the stall ah duncan you in there man and we have news it looks like duncan's taking a dive on the can which means the official winner of the awake-a-thon is gwen the screaming gophers win [Applause] where is my mp3 player one of you must have stolen it i need my music no one is going anywhere until i get my mp3 player back okay whoever took it better give it up now before she destroys the whole camp hey guys wow this place is a real mess someone stole eva's mp3 player you don't mean this do you i was wondering who it belonged to i found it by the campfire pit you must have dropped it oh thank you thank you thank you sure thing turn a team against their own members easiest trick in the book so sorry about that little misunderstanding guess no one stole it after all okay maybe i overreacted a little you've all cast your votes and made your decision there are only nine marshmallows on this plate when i call your name come up and claim your marshmallow the camper who does not receive a marshmallow must immediately return to the dock of shame catch the boat of losers and leave and you can never come back ever the first marshmallow goes to duncan bridget courtney katie and sadie [Music] yay tyler dj jeff campers this is the final marshmallow of the evening [Music] harold eva the dock of shame awaits nice really nice who needs this lame-o tv show anyway oh have a good night's sleep tonight you're all safe see i told you you can't act like a total raging psychopath and then expect people to just forgive you no matter how tough and strong and fast you are she's never gonna have a career if she doesn't get her act together so eva was one of their strongest players and now she's gone i am so running this game bye-bye eva touchy i guess my temper got the better of me again but whatever they just lost their fiercest competitor i hope they realize that to the killer bass and to not ending up here again next week [Music] um [Music] foreign [Music] [Applause] [Music] you