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Ribbit is a comedy focused mod made for Delta run chapter 1 by the Maxine but to be honest calling it just a mod feels like I'm greatly under selling it the entire world is entirely redone with a brand new Story featuring new characters gameplay mechanics plot beats everything it honestly feels more like a fan game than just a mod with how much it is different and completely original it's one of the best and coolest mods I've ever played to give a quick plot summary so nobody's confused here Ribbit tells the story of you a frog human who is the last of their kind who through this Mod's version of Susie discovers they are imbued with mysterious power known as the gift the gift gives them glowing eyes and allows them to see and communicate with the ghosts of their ancestors and together with Susie and the snarky Prince noo the modster replacement for Ral they set off to defeat the mothers two ghosts who are terrorizing the Land of the Dead along the way they'll meet new characters and discover a lot about themselves as well as that the gift isn't so much of a gift as it is a curse but not as much of a curse as not subscribing to the channel the majority of my viewers aren't subscribed so make sure you do that to avoid an angry demon from a really bad 1966 movie hijacking control of you and giving you brain warms with that out of the way I hope you all enjoy Ribbit this mod contains story themes of depression and instances of swearing but don't worry swearing makes you look really cool so it's okay [Music] this is you the future of you remains uncertain but for now that's not what we should think about the steps to see the present of you are quite steep to fulfill them let's take care of some prerequisites punch in your mom's credit card number first digit all right uh let's see we got 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 uh seven 1,235 that's crazy punch in your mom's credit card number second digit one two oatmeal seven punch in your mom's credit card number third digit 6666 Su samarium is this correct uh yeah that's my mom's credit card for sure good in this world credit card numbers are encrypted into three-digit codes I can steal your mom's money from here in the meanwhile mind answering some questions what is your favorite food fa favorite food Sheriff Woody action figure Buzz Lightyear action figure m Mr Potato Head action figure Slinky Dog action figure Rex action figure all the above we got to go with Woody friend inside me why the do you eat Toy Story action figures a b c d why is this the only modified Choice the game didn't allow me to mod the rest what's your excuse I don't need action figures okay by maybe some I may have eaten one as a kid all I eat is figure what is actually wrong with you what if they were alive you know when I watched the trailer for this mod I really didn't think this would be the caliber of humor I'd be stooping into 3 minutes in but well here we are oh I think I locked you out of your mom's bank account great great not my problem are you even listening great is this okay no none of this is [Music] okay question answer moving onwards name this goober uh goober yes correct except goober the player's name please you are also a goober Shay a frog streamer that's so crazy and so we're done here I love having Easter eggs in in mods no really we're done it's time to wake up actually wait I'm not ready okay now I'm ready ah hold on my shoe's untied wait I said my shoe hey you hurry up and get out others are paying to use this room you know that was the alarm this mod dude they shut down Club Penguin years ago there's no reason to use this thing well it seems even sleepwalking and sleep biting yet again whoever's going to use that bed next hope they don't roll over to their left Shay very important question what's your favorite favorite color to eat blue sh think your cardiovascular think for the 9 months and stealth Seagle think with the 2 months appreciated the drawer is mostly empty except for wait forget the drawer isn't that Sue you up there dang sometimes you wish you could be like her a fictional character that is senseless destruction but you prefers sense more destruction convenient artwork of frogs and such they help soothe your tired slimy muscles No 3 hours of sleep was enough for today any longer than that and youd be accused of having a healthy and reasonable sleep schedule this is Mayo however someone told me that's not what Mayo looks like anyway I'd still look it off the carpet it's symbolism or maybe it's just a cism who's to say ism untraceable number yeah make it quick who's this Ribbit I don't speak that I don't speak that ancient language look in this Inn we don't talk words we talk money now hang up quick it's a door with a standard procedure chains toriel mentioned once that guests staying here often inquire about a refund this room is expressly designed to keep them locked in before they could get one it's you with a cute pink filter it doesn't really help at all they call this painting big legs man there's a hole in the ceiling to make it fit not big legs man it's a cactus with a cute pink filter what a sexy beast I think these are for the guests but you've never confirmed it with toriel well while she's not here this one's titled frog assassination for dummies you were always told not to judge a book by its cover okay so I really wanted this room to have a creepy dungeon Vibe but it's instead I've spent 40 minutes just practicing drawing this chair this room is now known as the MS paint chair room oh look we found bootleg Sands that's nice this fridge is on the run from the cops toriel is letting it stay here it seems nothing but cold water you never had much love for this sentient half oven it always licks the pies what is up with it a list of torial paying customers no Jimmy it's not [Laughter] loss an open trash can the one and lonely just the right fit for you a phone with 24 Keys 14 of them being highly redundant dund big mother is watching you this happens every single time the chair of the wealthy and Powerful it's some kind of Novel weird title maybe someday else it's not your TV and besides nobody's airing Pingu these days torii's Shack [Music] you listen up it's time for us to to have a little talk look I've been trying to be as nice as possible about this but it's been a month you can't keep using my Inn for free now don't give me those eyes I found this other place a special home that you can remain in for as long as you'd like what the [Music] did she just moonwalk out of frame did I just clip out of frame I forgot this mod has changed so much since the last couple of times like the first time I ever played it my God it's a new kid uh so hi uh my name's Alfie welcome to the orphanage oh am I the owner um well uh I've been waiting 15 years to be adopted so uh yeah good luck title card that's so clean according to the Su Sul Sully voiced automated message this number has blocked yours the current time is okay yeah that seems about right if I'm monster kid you must be new kid right but anywh who what's with oh my God you're face you're you're hey MK do we seriously have to have the talk about speciesism speciesism again keep treating others that way you can forget about your present right right sorry are you a [Music] dad are you are you my dad are you [Music] look it was a bad joke I mean you kind of look like a frog at first but that can't be possible right you know since the Frog's all uh never [Music] mind I can see you ain't giddy about being here I got some tips if you don't mind the trk north of you is a little place called Snowden Town my M's got an in set up there it's got to pay what you want ideology going on don't want to pay at all no problem they don't care they have't eat my tee Day holiday they don't give a I'd go too but my M disowned me from the family till I learned how to pun right which granted means that the chances of seeing my family are Mega Slim Man life is like a fridge with a ball and chain around it hello Sonic whoa hey kids it's me Sonic the Hedgehog back to Schoolhouse my parents think I'm a failure yikes I never got my college degree now I'll show them mom dad Uncle Ben time to do elementary again wo whoa what do you mean this isn't a school dickity dang my bad brou I didn't read the sign outside but who's got time to read I don't and uh can't hey hey hey no autographs today kid I haven't even learned how to write 2/3 of my name yet hey know right how the heck did I manage to survive this long but that's Sonic the Hedgehog for you can't read can't write but I sure can't run away from my homework have you seen a red kider running around here his name is maki nishino this mod dude your tongue can't speak because you're a frog and frogs can't speak uh and I could speak but you can't you spoke yaowa oh you want to see the thing again okay yeah sure [Music] yza a piranha plant he's so cute I just want to stick a finger in his mouth and take the chance hey yo introducing the new ffled state of the fart toasta Coast 2000 computer model you can use this to print out all your important documents on a delicious piece of [Music] toast 2 plus 2 equals I don't know four uh oh so your name's you doesn't that get confusing sometimes well speaking of weird to pronounce names mine's Alfie Charmed just so you know some people here are a bit uh forward a result of not having anyone but me as an influence I'm sure just don't let it get to you and find someone you could jive with advice from me uh well Noel's always looking for new friends I just hope you like Mariah Carey cuz oh boy settl in [Music] yet sorry about monster kid their past family taught them terrible lessons we're doing our best to help the kid unlearn them I feel like that's our duty as the Next Generation to be better than the adults on a lighter note how are you with carols it seems that everyone has a distaste for them lately I don't get it Christmas wouldn't be the same without a Carol tying it together so surely you must have one you like right maybe maybe makes sense you just never gave it such thought right not to worry that's what I'm here for my name is Noel your local guide to obtaining Carol appreciation across the vast library of carols there must be one catered for you and from here on out it's up to me to find that Carol uh might take me an hour or two though so have faith soon you'll too be singing f la la la la door open Susie uh what's up hello I've Set Fire to the oxygen oh that's great that's great wait you didn't actually set fire to anything did you the oxygen that's probably fine then uh where ah never mind so uh what brings you here Susie it's kind of a surprise actually uh seeing you here uh you rarely visit sitting alone in a separate room stop being much fun Alfie by the way next to the deer there could that be the new arrival yep you're coming with me I I mean can't it wait we were just about to play cards and I don't even know what cards are and frankly I don't card new kid come on places to be first talk to have am I right door close Okay then oh okay then like I said you it might take a while you want to get that first talk with Susie over with I think don't worry we've all just went through it just rapidly nod your head uh let's see Jingle Bell Silent Night W Suzie the who the what now alies who the what who what the who now kid I ain't got time for your anime I'm [Music] Sonic tries to inhale you like Kirby beep timon's ready to save the world the marketable man I don't even know can't be bothered I only talked to I have ever once talked to suie and that one time is enough Till Death Do Me part like I break the ice with one of my famous puns all swaave and chill and she reacts by vomiting Dino eggs while gurgling out you are not protagonist peon I at many regurgitated Dino eggs that day A Day to Remember the third of egg vember [Music] because Alfie as old around here Susie rarely shows up the chat I don't really get it they're both kind of weird at times but I would to consider them bad dudets you know either way spats between them and certainly not sandwich between me you Susie's kind of unpredictable you know be careful oh and uh I know we just met but can I ask for a favor I seem to have um lost a very life-threatening device don't ask what it does or why I have it or in this case why I don't have it look if you happen to find anything dangerous looking lying around bring it back to me as soon as possible I'll fill you in then and before you say it no the device was not in my heart all along that goes against everything science has ever taught me there's a bunch of notes Here dating back to Christmas Eve ho ho ho it's the 24th ho ho no one cares bird but but I care Santa oh my God birdly upset Santa Again that's the second time now for Christ's sake what are [Music] we not the chalk no chalk we've been waiting a whole week for your arrival frog at least I believe it is you I've been camping for well you're the quiet type I know how that's like you have alternate ways of talking and not via sign language or anything so practical I believe you talk through more unique means as in more Clairvoyant like you know what an absolute you are definitely not the correct one the real protagonist would have talked twice to every NPC the true protagonist would have talked to them again after I left that room hey what about the secret tutorials in ever found that you're saying you did well I'm not not buying that I love all the animations you lazy lazy protagonist you think this is a speedrun well guess what this mod has Rewritten every single line of dialogue that's right all of it even the optional interactions so much time spent so much sweat Blood and Tears all that get ignored just like that no no no I don't think so here's my humble request fellow protagonist please explore be thorough talk to NPCs twice for bonus dialogue do it for the children or maybe maybe just do it for your own sake hi I'm Susie oh was I two on the nose I'm sorry Mary excuse me protagonist the crew off camera is talking to me yes my beloved I do think this is a protagonist but there's several of them out there why choose this one I shouldn't be so picky but this one doesn't even want to be here and now they wonder if they can leave uh can I leave fine begrudgingly One Chance is all they get to show the stuff protag I apologize for my behavior it wasn't very nice but don't you see this is the clar of oance I was talking about a key to con conversate with the deceased now let's find your key hm yes I'm Mak nishikino h a blue Hedgehog is looking for me ah you must be talking about coron you considers going back in here and hiding from suie for the rest of their lifespan a frog's lifespan is about 10 to 12 years meaning you won't need to hide very long at all if someone like me could find a mom you can't be too far behind stay determined Susie these papers look decades old weird that nobody opted to take them down since you can barely read out the words Hop's Academy so this place used to be a school after all so what kind of snob names their hit kid hope not danging rob bro it's a nice warm baguette just glued on here smells good and also like chalk that's mine leave it for now beets wait patiently um not there that's the Suzie room that's right frogus they designated a whole room just for me aren't I special I'm not it's a public bathroom I don't recommend going to the Suzie room if your name is not suie that's the exact opposite direction I was hoping we'd take uh what's waiting outside for us fro fro fresh air fresh Jordans we don't need any of that let's go north at Ted shall we wait did I make the Jordans sound enticing the Jordans bro hello I'm Susie I see you're talking to me since you've recover covered from the locker slam let's try this again you're a complete blank unremarkable and lacking in psychism there's a haunted Point ahead that might turn this around this is a haunted Point supposedly one of many around here fingers crossed being nearby it could help awaken this and that oh um I might have misjudged our y's and X's so turns out we're not nearby the haunted Point uh based on the haunting magnitude we're St we're smack dab in the center of it just so you know this might mean we're both about to die a death could be nice though what if we both become part of the haunt well if I were you I'd face my death like I got a birthday hat on thanks for the taser Alfie oh hey that was the device she was talking about good morning I'd like to stay up front uh There Is No Escape that's not to say I forced you into a bad place it's just that you were trying to run into an even worst place so I had to take uh slight drastic measures to prevent that if you'd rather not hear my excuses that's fine too just stay quiet and let me see if I can get their attention we're ready to begin the Ascension ghost Ascension dissension maybe is anyone there you'd rather die alone than with somebody by your side frog do tell me if you see anything how about you Mary I know they're really close but really Mary that close I want out damn it they're not letting me out sh oh that wasn't you sorry when I talk to myself it's hard to figure out if it's really my voice everyone's everyone's yelling in my ear don't give me that look I know you can hear them too this may be one of those private haunted points for high class only to be honest I kind I find that kind of exclusivity highly disgusting it's like a boys only Club at some Niche ele school well if they don't want us guess we get to Live Another Day come on uh oh I'm in a I'm in the dark of this other way go the other way red [Music] blue other way [Music] damn you can barely even see used legs it's the moon I've been Moon difficulty select there's no such thing as the right difficulty like most things it comes down to preference we got Delta enemies deal less damage not too easy but just right for players who prefer not getting their asses kicked and default for experienced undertale players this mode will raise the stakes generally brutal but with patience to understand the mechanics Mastery is a conceivable feat and now I got glowy eyes yeah all right we're in the Dark World now you hear a voice hey let's go ahead the Frog will catch up it's a linear Road a gift from toriel seems to be picking up unknown voice holy mackerel as if as I don't live and I don't breathe is that you my grandchild never thought I'd talk to you again seeing as I've gone in Caporal you want to save it's my grandfather but he's a little he's a little baby frog you can hear old grandpa just fine without the phone so put her away the Chad stride yeah true the Chad stride a marking either left by your ancestors or those damn kids with their graffiti post impressionist frogs post impressionist frogs post and freshen at frogs frog boating you picks up the scent of something vintage inside stick your whole arm in there and never let go you got a postcard check your items for more info a rare postcard from El Paso Texas Texas the one place with the Cowboys actually there appear to be a lot of postcards in there let's leave those for others it's your guitar all the way out here good heft could be weaponized in an emergency probably going to have to get a new one after that though that's going to suck ass [Laughter] the Frog lives incredible wait can they hear me what a stare yes I know I'm dead 11 years of hopping only to be Kao your grandpa had to go at me for days before being reminded that he died on the second screen puzzles you kidding who needs puzzles when you dodge so [Music] [Music] good we oh my God it's lost [Laughter] oh no bro the piles of azriel's dust are making loss death dealer by our swing you will know not to get in the [Music] way finally croaked what will you do from here come back soon the secret frog ah you startled me so much I nearly killed you ah those glowing eyes that's right that's right look at you spinning telltale signs of the gift very very good the spirits accepted you after all Sans quick run while he's still figuring out what the button to shoot [Music] is I forgot about this all right all right I'm a pro I'm sick I'm sick in the head with [Music] it [Music] ah can't touch this I'm too [Music] good heart pumping nonstop electrifying action [Music] oh oh oh I'm nasty that was easy amount of HP remaining 46 amount of HP required for a reward 60 you didn't have enough HP the reward eludes you but the disappointment does not boo I'd like to say we're safe here but I'd just be lying um right the eyes congratulations the glow suits you with it you'll get to talk to your family very exciting isn't it well not a disconcern but you'll find it very annoying very fast case in point Mary's yelling at me for implying she's annoying I presume you can't see her good you have it better than me just kidding no matter how much she yells I still love her a it's a house and another and another can this bug stop crawling around my monitor I'm trying to write hi frog you talking to Annie now yes how's that Grandpa doing good yes please sorry sry for bad language I from America yes native language there is Boston please use my dead powers to perform the action of save game yes thank you goodbye just the dead end people are so hateful towards dead ends we should appreciate them greetings glowy Duo who's rolling there RS I'll kill you brutally like a mallet to an egg ah I am what the I can I can roll my eyes too I forgot the lick the not the lick on the backboard man yes well hello don't kill me I wouldn't recommend it for you see it was me who summoned your two pairs of eyes down here did you now well I didn't do it just for funsies I'm sure you have questions regarding your recently emerged Powers you want the answers then raise your hand for I am your teacher raise hand great come over here look at these I brought visual aids ghosts are rather common sight in these parts they roam amongst us but they can't be understood nice Dodge they talk in gibberish and think we do too why does it work like that because people like me have no link to the Ethereal just because is not reason enough to be connected we require a special ghost link which uh none of us have except the two of you I can see it in your eyes the gifts the required link to communicate with ghosts but only ghosts from your own bloodline we can speculate all day why such a rule exists well I I I guess that's where just because actually applies either way I called you here to destroy two special ghosts which uh you may be very well acquainted with uh one's a frog the others a Suzie species both are your respective mothers Sushi speech and they morphed into one united abomination they now rule over our lands our crops my godamn villa instilling fear dominating the world with their creepy spawns hope has been lost until I've discovered the two of you you see where I'm going with this right your gifts makes you the only two capable of the ghost link with the ghost link all five senses connect to your family only you can stop your mothers only you can feel them hear them and whereas the rest of us can't even get a scratch in only you can kill them and that's all he wrote he being my father whose research we've learned much from uh you could say we're regular experts on the Paranormal and with that knowledge plus your abilities we can unite forces to eradicate those two sad excuses for ghosts who's with me Susie is about to say a sentence uh uh go ahead I'm not with you this whole thing sounds too out of your element your mom's killing us and you won't even try to set it right let her she's just one bad guy out of many in this world if she won't conquer your waste of space land someone else will I'm not interested in a temporary Victory or the memory of one infinite consequence on the other hand I know where I can really find it without your faux villain go away [Music] soup guys excuse me sup guys this radar rules I picked it up I picked up your glow in 2 seconds flat he's small got something to say sorry that was just plain aggressive tell you what we don't need to bring up my hide insecurities I may have a tiny head but it's packed with big plans so anybody got to guess what am I to demand out of you what a suie for $300 ha don't get cocky just cuz you know how to hurt my feelings and while you're at it hand over the Frog no need to go into detail but that there is a special some and you just going to March them right into the salty release of death them with their zero combat experiences and Peete pair of pants there's better uses for the last remaining frog in the world now get your ass over here their ass is not yours forget about it New Yorker choosing the hard way aren't we hard really this won't even scratch the definition of easy Lancer is here to make some demands Lancer attack cool defense dude six pack abs and at least three memorized swear words old enough to ride a motorcycle so he's ready to set you on Fire taste my engine ow Boys in their bikes I wonder how much value it loses for swing you tell Lancer to quit being an idiot he makes finger guns at you and goes hey my bike's got plenty fuel do you woo lancer's daydreaming about women in bikinis and other sexist things you beg for mercy L's attack power lowers huh that's great hey you sucking up skills are getting rusty oh man I thought frogs had some supine Lancer is waiting for you to Blink so he can scratch his butt without being noticed you get down on your knees and say you'll mop the floor with your tongue Lancer can't tell if you're begging or trying to make him uncomfortable uh can you not H this is such fine your sass has won this time but know this frog you are not safe you embark on that silly ghost hunting Quest you're dead join join me and I'll make your our dreams come true consider it I'm off to shoot birds for fun 816 dark dollars I apologize for that wet lancer's been a nuisance for a while but never before was he so blunt hey I might tag along if you show me your face and name first all right that I can do [Music] I forgot about that joke you can call me Prince noo or Prince for short what would your moniker be you huh that's quite the poetic name I thought their name was protag and I thought mine was Ral but life said no never mind I'm out follow me or follow the prince you your choice is she your friend you're not sure uh okay because oh my God what is her problem where's the common sense in her logic dictates we stick together I haven't it waited on you weeks on end just to be treated so right well guess we'll just make do with the two of us but first here's some rules rule one do what she did just now and I will you up that's it for the rules more might be added for Every Act of rebellion now then onwards surely we can be the best surely we can best the mothers together [Music] hopefully this magical gate more or less prevents us from entering the castle though I hear if you play these notes on an Ocarina the gate opens lack of Ocarina aside I never learned how to read sheet music I mean I can learn you're never too old or young to learn anything except if you're [Music] dumbass clam chowa that's the only term I know it's a house can this and Bug stop crawling on my monitor I'm trying to write oh crap I forgot to remove that um you see it's I know it's not pretty I was just uh I want to practice on them no very well I can only assume you know exactly what you're doing then is this pretending to be better than me um well can't wait to show you the my magic out there in the field by the way here I found some gum in my non-existent pocket press C to open the menu in use it aren't I generous Jesus Christ we're almost at the danger zone you get psyched but first I'm seeing your face and it's not looking very brave rather than slapping you let me just clear some things up as you know you've got the ability to talk to ghosts perfectly ghosts with the same blood as you that is but the question is the ghosts Beyond this door aka the mother spawns how do we know you can talk to them too well easy they're born from the mothers Ergo they share the blood of your and the Dino's mother together double Ergo stop cowering for Christ's sake you're going to be fine just talk to them give them sweet kisses and gifts and then tell me when they are ready to be sent or exercised I'll award you with an all you can eat fly Buffet at the end no cake cake makes you fat slap me just let it be known you I will enjoy doing so very much why don't you step inside the door we'll do it out of view good luck out there hey hey buddy I don't think you want to head this way I I mean you see him this The Bleak of this place is almost comparable to the lab I escaped from the lab where they performed horrifying experiments on me anyway that's not how I died I tripped on a [Music] rockle tri on a rock welcome to her Herald drean Fields population oi stop walking while I'm talking did you really think I was going to let you do this on your own I mean I did briefly consider it but I'm here now so let's go I love this mod it's so fun go head you port side they thought it sucked to die once just you wait watch your backs if the enemy gets the jump on you they'll get the first turn by the way have you been using the check option while acting in battle doing so not only helps you gain more knowledge about the enemies but sometimes an enemy requires strategy in the check will show you what kind ghost the hell is this beware ohoo beware oh mother spawn ghosts at Patrol the field frog we invite you to the forest throw a bone yo Lady of the bong thank you for the prime you throw the dogs a bone by allowing them to Maul your face off no no applauds I love that Victory animation that's so good is anyone still alive I have some useful tips on how to deal with oh I'm running out of SP hi I'm one of the few survivors left hiding in this madness infested land the guy with the useful tips is dead he was the only one who knew the ghost's weakness oh if only he was better at finishing his sentences we're doomed now there's some naughty looking fruit on the no on the ground noo commands you to go and get him will you obey or will you fight the power obey ra fight the power you decides to stand up for themselves by doing squat all they feel a sense of Pride you got the rotting fruit there's still more more fruit noo commands you to get it while laughing maniacally continue to obey noo based on nothing else but his cute appearance ra fight the power you got the rotting fruit yeah random think he get up the clock appreciate it noo commands you to not get the fruit you're his Slave at this point and can't say [Music] no about these useful tips I've found the ghost's weakness all you got to do is oh no I'm running well isn't that shocking you're actually here unbelievable and here I thought that backlog of yours was just for show boy you've gotten even more uncomfortable to look at since last time what the I just got a popup on twitch. television that has blacked me I can't see chat we're introducing a new way for you to schedule ad breaks during your stream what what do you mean new method I've had this for months what do you mean new method I've at the ad manager for years boy you've gotten even more uncomfortable to look at since last time well I took some growth pills and the rest was history really hey frog a reminder that my offer stands even higher than I do yeah we'll have to politely decline this overly vague offer damn didn't know the frog has got themselves a spokeperson what's your name fluffy can I just call you fluffy you know who I am this guy's been such a you want to know what he did last week oh yeah tell him Lancer here thought it'd be oh so goddamn fun if he dug up an entire cave complex right under me then he put me in it while I was asleep and I woke up to a note what did the notes say what did it say look you're in Cave Story yeah it was a cave it was brown and I was lost but the music was good right it was just you beatboxing If that was all you nerd can just move along now nerd was that supposed to be an insult it it was an attempt at one all right be offended you guys really think you're going to make it out there well we've got magic and you've only got a bike to run away with you mean the bike I can't fit on anymore sure it's a weird gaggle of weird dogs we're not your doggies oh at first you was divided but now they're in a certain friendship now their certain friendship is not going to solve this oh I meant to click spare Mobby you try your hardest to whistle but turns out you were never good at it you managed to get out a single D the sound drives the enemy's nuts hair in my mouth who are you oh whatever what's it matter another face that'll wind up disappearing here you want your final dopamine Rush take all of my stuff on that table that box contains every cookie from Every Girl Scout I've ever met in my life it's yours as for me I'll wait for the Girl Scouts to come back and kill me um I'm pretty good at killing too you know and to be perfectly honest with you I'm allergic to cookies anyway the contents of this box reveal a pathora of some snidey looking cookies take one snag some cookies they ought to be in your key items it is frowned upon though not legally enforced to take more than two cookies from someone a pair of dogs take you on rattle rattle F felt lowly so he showed up too spam uh okay nice attack rattle rattle lets out a deadly Scream Of Terror affecting only a nearby pack of ants shoot gun wait what's the check rattle rattle mother spawn always tries his best ignores all forms of criticism noo pulls out a water gun and squirts the enemy with water uh uhoh can can I try that again please not the Woodman nice bro yeah taste saltwater rattle worries about being late for his first exciting day at mother spawn high school it's a stupid tree I can't believe how goddamn stupid this thing is are you so goddamn stupid as to get the fruit from the goddamn stupid tree no you are wise being let's be friend friends it's a stupid tree you are a lost soul let's be enemies nobody chopped down this stupid ass tree yet and there's more fruit by it are you absolutely certain you'd want the stupid tree stupid offerings you are a wise being let's be friends you are a lost soul let's be enemies I think this puzzle was broken please fix it so I can reunite with my son a concerned mom think you can make it between these instant death beams just turn back and give up signed Lancer cousin took the left route Dev route down this way please do not use if you're not Dev thanks Lancer no no no trust the process boys I'm sick with it I'm sick with [Music] it TW and showoffs a someone hitbox two large to squeeze in between the beams with those months of cardio all for not I will give you this item if you cease with the body shaming you got a defibrillator helpful for Reviving falling allies Let It Go did you have to shuffle sideways to get through the dev rout that's it ler will remember that you got past my obstacles very impressive have I misjudged you [Music] you open the chest there used to be a real Shield inside but someone took it but you still pretended to put the item in your placebos yeah I mean if a chest is out in the open you shouldn't expect to be the first one to grab its contents still we could just pretend that we got whatever was in here like what's there to stop us logic logic's stupid yo V imaginary item despite being non-existent just believe in it gives you strength it's a fridge in Disguise somehow you feel like you've seen it before noticing your suspicious glare the fridge begins sweating profusely does it have the bagette oh no I Saw Three Ships excuse me you it's me remember I found a Carol that I think you'll like have you ever heard of ice Saw Three Ships oh it's a classic see I think your distaste of carols comes from their lyrics they can be difficult to memorized for those who have no patience but I Saw Three Ships as one pretty short and two repetitive as heck with your short span memory it's perfect right I I mean you look kind of neutral about it dang it I guess you're not big on repetition forget it then I'll look for a better Carol would have been too easy if I got it on the first try anyway you who the hell is this girl and is she speaking in code I could have sworn I only summoned you and Susie down here so how don't tell anyone but my secret is it's Christmas I use the power of Christmas to travel between worlds I call Bowl on that no it's true anything is possible if you just believe in Christmas you are that's it I'm banning all holidays I'll see you later I've got millions of carols to sift through unregistered sign posters or sorry my license ran out you're going to die reading reading this you Lord all right Fun's fun but this ends here ready to get owned owned what are you a 2008 Relic you want to know how 2008 really sounds like hit it boys that was oddly threatening Adobe Flash is now what goes to no not what's what up guys undertale dude 62 here today today I'm going to show you how to defeat these weird looking snake guys but before we begin please rate this video five stars and subscribe thanks okay so what we'll do is we'll select the [Music] oh my God and we going to do shoot [Music] gun no I no pulls out a water gun and squirts the enemy yeah taste saltwater hey uh so this is Sparta anyway I found this song in my dad's garage it's pretty rad huh you know if I recall correctly this song's actually from 2004 yep not 2008 shut the up and that's really all there is to it hope you enjoyed this tutorial more in the future also remember to subscribe I'll be starting a let's play of Donald Duck going quackers this Monday really good game play I'm Al [Music] oh my God it's please don't make fun of my voice just because I'm 10 doesn't mean I can't send you to [Music] heck oh right I'm used to Delta traveler I forgot I have to spare every IND every enemy IND ually well that was easy now time to kill Lancer just a second about my money huh what money the money you stole off me during our last battle of course you think you can just take my hard-earned 816 dark dollars you little uh I mean um you what the hell did you do guess what congrats you get zero Z XP and lose $600 nerd he actually took the money is this the alternate OST yes H hey if you want the rest of your money uh we have it right here nah keep it I figured you need that chump change sooner or later plus it makes me look all generous and certainly makes me look better than Prince fluff over there ehy frog hey I'm more generous Than You by a mile no 10 million miles one time some idiot couldn't bathe out as rubber duck so I actually let's not finish that story it upsets me I'm very generous H frog in my throat me bu oh hey I was hoping po IE kid you the baby are coming soon and I sure you your help with babysitting click on my belly and we can get started oh boy here we go my name is susie.com and allow me to say a few a few words isn't it weird how the enemies of this world behave when you kill them they don't drop even a d I'm worth of gold frankly that doesn't make sense to me what about you they're ghosts you idiot what do the ghosts in your world have wallets on them well no that'd be silly anyway I'll be joining the two of you now let's go oh so the m has had a change of heart huh how do we know you won't just ditch us again we can't trust you then allow me to say that which you can trust I can promise you undoubtfully 100% that I will run away from this group again at some point or another what then what's even the point but until that time comes I propose you take advantage I'm in the mood to hunt ghosts make use of that mood while it's there fine but first bow before me and accept me as your new leader don't feel like it suszie fast as dang she's fast as excuse me why did he just eat birdley I am really starved could you feed some of those F things no oh boy that is Rich or something like that y bye-bye it's a time for my nap anyway I don't [Laughter] feel I feel so good this game little guy or girl what are you doing over here quick guys let's adopt it keep it safe and give it a home I'm not sure if my orphanage accepts dogs a curious dog approaches the three of you lousy bastards it's the kind dog there's something about the existence of this dog that's more surreal than the ghosts what's the matter is that canine bothering you how could it bother them look at how tiny it is I could kill it ah if it's bothering you I'll kill it that's my new life philosophy don't kill it oh did you say kill it okay whatever you say no I said don't kill it I swear to oh my God no it's okay everyone we're safe from the dog tell me no please don't stare at me like that what's done is done and it cannot be undone in the end it was safer to make the first move before it would you murder my dog I think calling it your dog is somewhat presumptuous especially now that it's dead one of these days Susie one of these days whip whack buried in a sack ah shut up hey you who's that girl behind you I didn't know you had like friends well take good care of her people like that come and go you know n's creepy implications oh that's cool ah yes the nomads what a timely arrival got the rot fruit the time pocket 's guard and Veri ooh so mysterious [Music] tick tock tick tock did you know that's the sound of clock makes I could sell the postcard El Paso te El Paso who are you me while traveler I have no such thing as a name if that's what your soul is seeking but in some circles I am referred to as the time philosopher to be honest nobody calls me the time philosopher God I wish people would please play yes I don't deserve such a title but that's what the creatures out there call me then so I shall accept it not much not much just something the gods call time Pockets time is a valuable resource in fact it's so valuable that I put a price tag on it your lifespan is glowing dim and your chances of survival are growing dimmer I promise you'll live on longer if you take make a Time trade wait what the hell is a Time trade you don't even know what that you're saying you stupid idiot that is use my store like everyone else uses a store but spend your dollars wisely after all these days money is a rarity and every dollar counts what happened it's like they say time flows on yet we flow backwards this fuel didn't used to be so black and white once it was a phenomenal colorful tourist attraction where my shop was merely one of many but then that castle vanished out of nowhere and a strange building replaced it it lit up like a fireworks display and then a quarter of our population stared at that building far too long and succumbed to instant death most folks outside that quarter were cleaned up by whatever Madness Spilled Out from that building's door the last nightmare they'd ever see the ghosts have ensured that this world was theirs and the alive had no place in the land of the living oh well they're welcome customers in my shop after all they've wiped out my competition too hey just so you know I wouldn't say something like that cool I'm just following a script I'm actually very nice IRL do you like McDonald's what what do do I like McDonald's frog I understand that you may be a little confused perhaps the seriousness of the situation is lost on you this is not the time for cheap memes haven't you noticed everyone's either dead insane or insanely depressed everywhere you look misery tragedy we're on the verge of Extinction Our Land are dominated by bloodthirsty ghosts and meanwhile here you are asking me if I like McDonald's really now get your priority straight for example start by eating healthier those who consume junk food are destined to Eternal failure in these trying and dying times we've all got to stay in Tick Tock shape understand me this is only the second stream I've been able to attend but going through all of the videos is great in itself yo shim thank you for the 11 appreciate it GL you enjoy the videos okay but do you like McDonald's get out of my shop let me guess you asked the McDonald's question again my name is noo Prince of the royal noo family I demand you let us pass through wacka wacka wacka what take that back look guy I don't care if you're a prince or a dunce these are the end times there's just one thing I need to know are you a ghost or not wow cool must be nice Welcome to our base of operations please do not trigger the kill screen it ain't much but feel free to stay here as long as you'd like I hate to alarm you but I see London I see four ghosts in your hideout oh don't worry they're not dead in the way you know it those guys are like fake ghosts I mean at least they don't try to kill anyone other than me me and those ghosts guys go way back and not in a good way anyway we have a temporary truce going on until the mothers run out of the quarters someone has already chucked a dollar in this donation hole as a result the hole is full it seems the dollar has been marked with the donator name Chris guess what you took a dollar that belonged to someone else are you proud of yourself names you think [Music] stole a dollar from the poor nope it's too late to make amends now go on go spend your Dollar on something nice please give us all your money we'll use it to acquire weapons and find off fend off the mother spawns I know we used your funds to order a pizza last time but it won't happen again we swear is and my bag of chips remains empty no matter how many times I look in it yeah don't you see the very clearly visible handdrawn bag of chips clearly next to me anyway um they're paika flavored you can smell the you can still smell the scent from the bag for some reason I keep on thinking that if I wait long enough the chips will respawn crank I like that thing you're doing with your eyes thank you I practiced yeah I tried doing that before and I nearly died you know they say if you dislocate your eye sockets you can see whole new colors undocumented by science in my case though I can't say I saw much after the first 8 seconds by the way these glasses were fused in my skin Isn't that cool please stop talking two whole weeks in the hospital please excuse me we literally just met you I'm going to say it right now she's too good for you you need to lower your standards you need to start with like skeletons or fish to be honest I always was a fan of Frogger you want to meet up after this whole apocalypse thing is done and over with is is this seriously happening in front of my innocent eyes this is yo Willie want to know some Pac-Man fun facts did you know Pac-Man's original name was supposed to be Suzie that that is not true at all it is I was originally the protagonist of the now- known Pac-Man game you were not you guys are both wrong Pac-Man's original name was actually man are you sure about that [Laughter] no unfun fact did you know the Earth is actually flat oh you're one of those people are you doubting me so quick then ask yourself this smart guy how come the Original Pac-Man video game is sent in a flat two-dimensional space and for that matter matter how come all of you are two dimensional ever thought about that I holy is bonus fact I was a nun once was was that it for the fun fact it's not a fun fact it's a nun fact it's got be Irving hi Crystal this is Paul and uh on second thought you don't need to know much else about me you good [Music] uh see I can do it too quit your groaning it's lowering my morale sorry it's a Monday Friday actually but okay this is okay what's your story uh the usual I used to haunt this Dusty Pac-Man cartridge for 20 years or so it was kind of nice convincing various humans into believing that the game was satanic and you know then I'd start bleeding and they would start screaming and and and well I don't do stuff like that anymore it was nice while it lasted this is what about it didn't you guys have different names back in the day what was yours wasn't it something like Cliff Carrie Clyde is long gone what you're looking at is only a ghost of his former self ah I get it good one this is Joey this is Joey oh what's wrong those black and white ghosts are wrong they're cramping our style what kind of title his mother spawn anyway what does that even mean I'm telling you kid I'm way scarier and more iconic than those jeap wannabes I'm pissing my pants at the side of you trust me but you don't have any pants this is I don't need a strategy I'm going to go in there and kick some Ghost Butt you can't do that mother spawns can only be killed by you and suie and what are you they encyclopedia maybe I am smartass maybe I read a couple books maybe Moby Dick had no clue he was Raising hundreds of casualties why am I being compared to Moby Dick Joe calm down I can't even if I wanted to which I don't I'm 1980 programming limitations mean we can only be equipped with one emotion 2 kiloby each what about all the remakes and ports those exist where are my royalties hey you this reminds me of when I got 15 cars for my Royal birthday I know right only 15 the oil the other Royal Family's got twice that many so I kind of took a bat to there to each car and thrashed them all the hell except the taxi apparently it was a mixup my parents had no clue how it got there but just to with them that's the one car I gave a test drive doing fake whoops and hollers shouting about how well it handled then I did a monster truck jump over all the other cars I smashed up my dad's starting drinking way more after that you there are three rules I have about you using cars rule one drive responsibly and without killing anyone rule two make sure to put on your seat belt and without killing anyone rule three do not laugh at the parents of the deer you drove regrettably I am incapable of following any of these rules that's so up one of the tail lights is busted that settles it this car is way too unsafe to use it's completely unusable ah yes the secret room it's a pile of dust you recognizes its scent it must be a piles of azriel's dust this must have been a frog once should you take some of it you put the pile of dust piles of dust unfortunately this switch has been this unfortunately this door has been opened because somebody ported ribbon to the Nintendo switch okay listen I only said I'd open the door not that I'd put anything behind it this is the power of reading the fine print [Music] Jack that's great someone put ribbet on their switch Yeah I think the bit was that the door was there and there was a bit about like nobody's going to put ribbet on the switch and then somebody actually put ribbet on the switch so Maxine added hey nerds remember me a how could we forget some someone so big strong and welld dressed oh man you mean it no off leave us alone never not until that frog and me are best friends for some time this again seriously what's your bloody deal they're already on their way to kill some mums what else do you need you've misunderestimated the Frog misunderestimated that's a great madeup word they ain't just special because of that glowy lava lamp ey oh no deep beneath they're hiding in even greater power secretly passed down from frog fraud generation to fraud generation the power to Grant one wish to the person they trust the most post you read that in a tabloid yeah and in the funny papers and from my crystal ball so there's no doubt in my mind you frog are a shitty Genie shitty well one wish I'd expect three from a non-shitty genie but a shitty Genie is a genie nonetheless and I will gain your trust do you intend to take the Frog away from me uh yeah I guess yeah I mean that's the plan yep who do you think you are look at you you're over there while I'm right by you Side by that logic who do you think deserves the Frog more me right I see how it is you greedy little thing you just want that wish all for yourself H but who could blame you anybody with a genie on their hands would drool how dare you I don't drool I don't care about any of that Genie Dr driil you is not some object for you to misuse and discard they're my friend the greatest friend of all the ages even if I don't know a look about them I can feel the link it's my duty to protect them so they can repay back the favor if they go with you that's all over do you get me hey uh fluffy this the company you're keeping now I am so sorry are you listening to me you cannot take the Frog away Susie no I want to hear it from him please do validate my request just tell me you won't take the Frog away say something they're mine do you hear me do you have ears do you hear me validate me are you can you listening hear me listening K oh ooh oh what did you expect um death going to take a lot more than that to thrash this body you're uh beep boop am I right beep poop you guys uh enjoying yourselves over there oh crap now I'm not we'll continue this discussion later all right I don't die see you what the a group of children is about to kick your ass infinifun mother spawn level three loves balloons dogs candy and using all three to kill stop stop oh I can't Dodge this the normal way infinifun is picking its nose with a Q-tip probably just a SP you noo tells Susie that he's going to get naked Susie goes blind to avoy seeing this with a little parenting knowledge on hand you sign up the 8-year-old ghost child to college eventually as the two fees pile up and fun struggles to keep it together wait this is a lot to take in dad I'd like a pet dog may you buy me one infinifun boops your nose in the most highly threatening possible manner oh look Chris another puzzle Joy another waste of time I wouldn't say that puzzles improve lateral thinking skills see that word right there thinking you lost me on that one hey what's this button um Susie I don't think you should be pressing that oh yeah says who we don't know what it does what if it's dangerous dangerous huh sounds like a button made for me did you see that who the hell were those guys they look completely unfamiliar I've never seen anyone like them I believe those were our considerably more popular counterparts wow I guess it's a good thing they're dead huh I bet Toby will accept my application to be in delter in chapter 3 now trying not to ah you did you know that I implanted a shock device into your coat oh and while I'm at it did you know I have the remote for it get back here right then you chop chop push those blocks like you mean it in the meantime I'll be clipping my nails with the Z button oh isn't that the same button you used to push those blocks you can also use it to throw expired bottles of milk at your grandkids did you not hear me I said push the blocks with a z button oh isn't that the same button you use to shoot bullets out of a gun no I rebind that one to the trigger which one the left Trigger or the right trigger the gun trigger it's a good joke it doesn't let me do it again you idiot my sister Mary she just talks some sense in me well to be more accurate she wrote a 100 page summary of how just a garbage I can be and it made me realize that I should give you an apology my Outburst of of emotions back there was extremely uncalled for you shouldn't have had to see something like that at the age of how old are you again in any case it must have been disturbing for me you to see me like that good are you uncomfortable around my presence fantastic that's all you need that's what you deserve to feel whatever is going through your head right now just embrace it also I'd like to retract my apology you don't need it that Lancer person needs it much more than you do he's the one I try to killed after all it's not like I ever tried to do the same to you right yeah sure not bad tadpool but hey I could have done it better how do you go how do you go about doing better at pushing a block um well uh you know actually I don't please elaborate you help I'm being unjustly bullied [Music] hey thanks Lancer you're still an ass though yes he does have quite the ass huh I mean okay I guess that's technically not [Music] incorrect aha this place actually where the heck is this the aura here is dangerous look at all this damage could this be some sort of trial from the Angels Above am I here to save this decrepit land me a chosen hero I don't smell any fire definitely didn't fall asleep cooking which means all right it's time to shine you there civilian you look like you're going to die in 5 seconds well no longer from here out you're under my protective care huh what's that look for don't tell me you're chickening out you should be honored to have me as your escort look don't worry if it comes down to it I'll protect you with all my might heroes are made to inspire new ones after all now enough of this sappy crap let's roll out of here but first I should probably check what this button does check every corner investigate every cranny our King asgor dreamer taught me that in training and one things for sure his advice hasn't failed me yet taste my cold hard fist button she's dead the Frog of Christmas Past I didn't know where else to put this oh no hey there friend you weren't supposed to be here I'm not even supposed to be here this place is sad like people who eat me and I don't think they have water here either [Music] is this [Music] spr why do I need water well I don't I think once upon a time I thought I did otherwise I'd dry up or something but then I just kind of like stepped out into the beach and everyone screamed me espe especially it turned out I could walk on land just like everyone else boy sure would have been handy to know that before all my friends moved into the city leaving me behind in a damp underground cave 20 years ago wait a minute I got so excited to talk to a new friend I didn't even say my name multiple I'm disgusting nice name huh sounds like something you all hear in Latin do you know what's latin I don't but I know some other things many things like about that Treasure Chest that's gone forever I used my hidden powers to copy its exact contents before it go poof it looks like some cool key I will use it to unlock everyone's buildings what you want it too I guess I could remind you that your need for material possessions is a kleptomania coping mechanism pictured onion sand realizes they were projecting okay tell you what I'll give you the key if you beat me in a game of hide and seek you're it and I'm hiding somewhere deep in the forest so make sure to keep a look at you here that's a thing I say you here I say that often I'll be counting on you to find me in the forest don't forget I'm with you in the dark [Music] [Laughter] modding has gone too far normally you'd start snorting this stuff like crazy but with noo being right here no let's not they would never accept your embarrassing habits hey move over I want to try this stuff oh oh ho oh this is a bad idea was it let me try [Music] too yeah that's one noise for it so this is what I regret feels like let's do it again me first oh God this stuff is nasty every fiber of my being is telling me to stop but I cannot I cannot yeah oh sorry you did you want too you immediately declines I'm going to get demonetized ah Peter what are you doing crack seems like an even Steven match noo blind Suzie with the most powerful weapon of all pocket sand uh up shoot gun noo pulls out a water gun and squirts the enemy with the water uh uh-oh Dogo dehydration gunnet shoot them with the hydration gun wait that's not right creepy someone has scrolled a message over this sign using their own blood it says sorry everyone I wasn't up to the task and to my brother don't give up you will the message Trails off but then it resumes written with some kind of substance sorry I ran out of blood to write with so I'm going to use mustard for the rest of this it's no use they've been super glued [Music] you're being attacked by undy the undying guard Twirls her spear until it begins making helicopter sounds oh yes this is one of my favorite jokes hey Susie go blind okay sure targeting system jump scare by the way battlecry great work undying guard is impr rested also su's ears are [Music] bleeding the undying guard now believes you'll die in less seconds all right so we send this one and exercise this one oh boy here we go ah Jesus Christ okay so that one that spot that spot why did I do that all right I got this i got this i got this okay I can alternate on these two so that's that spot's free okay okay that spot's free that spot's Free Victory so how's that hole in your stomach doing ha jokes on you all that's left there now is a scar your little baby punch only contributed towards my cool Factor my punches are not baby besides Susie did that um right about that I'd just like to say sorry sorry for not completely killing you that was sloppy of me BL I'm over it I know how you yawn types get sometimes what's a y d I'll tell you when you're older now frog I know what you're thinking you've got this awesome ability to Grant anyone's wish oh God he's still going on about that but why would you ever use it for my benefit and my benefit only even though I grew out of those big muscles Just For You see I've got this figured out you didn't even know you had such a power until I brought it up up did you and I bet you don't even know how to unlock it but guess what I do the secret to unlocking your ability is found within [Music] this check out this bucket why is the word gun on the bucket times 100 is the prince judging a book by its cover it's not about what's on the bucket it's what's inside that counts poetic I like it fine we'll look you're lucky that I happen to love buckets why is there a gun in the bucket no that's wrong there is no gun in the bucket the thing that shot at you was the bucket itself please turn your caps lock keys off right okay let's all calm down here's what's going to happen I've put three pieces of paper into this gun bucket team pick the right one out of three and the Frog gets to know the secret to unlocking their powers that's right you may be just a mere minute away from granting wishes unless your dumbass picks the wrong number which I likely will the moment that happens you'll simply have no choice but to ditch Viv over there and become my party member so wait let me get this straight if we get lucky you'll just hand us your only remaining bargaining chip what can I say I'm a fair little H well if it only means you'll bug her off you're on but uh you how about you look at the bucket this time just in case pick one no three three is my lucky number I randomly murder three of my servants every day pick your nose it's Choice time frog Make It Count chat it's time for my twitch chat to decide vote now with your phones let us use Channel points to votee no you don't get more than one vote what do you think this is an establishment where the rich and Powerful get to dictate votes this is a sha stream not America come [Music] on literally 1984 shut up burgei scum with a resounding 85 votes and 63% of the vote we are selecting option number two the fr dog chooses the number that is neither one or three should be nor but I wonder is your faith in is your faith in two going to betray your luck ignoring Lancers over dramatic taunting you unrolled a piece of paper labeled too is this is this the secret to unlocking your true Powers no it's a love letter from Lancer what is it let me see whoa whoa whoa that is meant for the Frog's Eyes Only roses are red violets are blue stop don't read it out loud you've got a nice ass thanks for choosing two please go out with me I've got the best bike collection of all time wow interesting shut up you guys will never understand my true feelings is it so wrong for a robot and a Frog to hold hands Lancer I have nothing but respect for your feelings confessing your love to a frog is an admiral Act of Bravery it's your tenacity that absolutely disgusts me we're in the middle of saving the world this can wait no it cannot I don't got to hear this from the pair that wants the Frog as much as I hey I don't want them that much backa yeah buddy keep trailing keep telling yourself that I'm leaving I've got cool guy things a cool guy do Har wait Lancer before you go have you ever watched that one episode of everyone loves Raymond I'm leaving it's called she's the one look it up evening frogling your sister is here to bail your butt out of trouble as usual so listen that muscle-headed biker jerk is planning to S some sort of monster on you and when I say monster I mean the derogatory definition of the word it looks scary you better watch out unidentified frog sister signing out sorry that you had to see that that Lancer sure is an idiot huh what oh sorry I I haven't been paying attention to anything that just happened there's more important things at stake like for example finding you's favorite Christmas Carol here we go you have you ever heard of We Three Kings essentially it's the polar opposite of my previous suggestion a Carol with a solemn tone that nonetheless holds hope within like let's say the most let's say most carols trigger the old grumpy side of you and I'm sorry but if you dislike carols you are old try We Three Kings We Three Kings now say it 10 times fast it's a Carol that respects your maturity and your cynicism oh now I'm excited let's teach you the lyrics right now no time to waste how long is this going to take 5 hours later what do you mean you still don't have it memorized why you where have I gone wrong the 3-hour Mark when you presented your Carol Theory video I I stand by it one of the Kings must have been a time traveler from 3047 but I think I see the problem the lyrics for this one are too wordy I guess I need to find a good balance not too easy not too hard it looks like my hunt for your favorite Carol continues you no matter what I'm dedicated to this so just you wait next time I'll find a Carol that'll knock your Christmas stockings off you ever think about just firmly gripping those antlers of yours tugging at them hard until they rip off from your skull wriggling to the ground while a Geer of blood comes gushing from both your antler holes until your whole house completely drowns in your blood wait that was in that was an in monologue right anyway uh keep on sailing I hope you achieve your dreams you too we regret to inform you that we couldn't figure out how to make this room more difficult to compensate for this we chose to make it stupidly easy instead good luck why did you do that why did you do that why did you do that how did you do that what possessed you ring ding ding wake up sweetie you're going to be late for the being good at video game use your eyes oh God I can't believe you just did that I just can't I can't deal with you right now I'm out I need to cool down I'm sorry for yelling [Laughter] oh it doesn't happen again okay okay good good job I'm going to get jumped again in this [Music] room the undying guard great work undying guard is impressed and su's ears are bleeding oh I love that I love that defense Sprite for you that's so good it's just up ahead you know it something that's even worse than those ghosts you as your ghost sister I'll be entirely transparent with you your chances of surviving this upcoming fight are one to a trillion on the other hand you did always fight better when you were Reckless and stupid and I find your particular kind of stupidity inspiring nothing could possibly stop it so get out there sibling get out there and start losing as many brain cells as you can why is my sister mean now what's a fishing po go for there's no fish is to be seen should we tell him about the vicious ghost fish lurking nearby you could tell that was a fish I assume everything's efficient till proven otherwise oh worst of all my pal foggy is missing for the last 2 years I've been searching and searching but I can't find him anywhere did you check under the you checked everywhere things are getting a bit hopeless but I can't give up looking for him not even after all this time even if it takes two more years I'll keep looking I'll never stop looking I can't bring myself to tell him he's too good for this world let's go you guys before the tears ruin my makeup I wonder if that blue Hedgehog guy could help me look for foggy blue hedge Who sonic oi could you f me in here who's Sonic he's from our orphanage I hate that Hedgehog oh sounds like you've had a rocky history such a stupid joke God damn it not the rocky history bit man come on no not really it's just you would think my nightmares consist of all my sins and regrets explain the joke Sonic has had a rocky history in 3D but instead all I dream about is woohoo you too slow Sonic Speed come on step it up every single night I wake up screaming because of him damn I wish my dreams were half as interesting as yours instead of just being about the letter T stupid goddamn t I think fogs are the best animals cuz they go boying and Ribbit title drop project title huh Ribbit is not the mod's final title it's a placeholder I don't I don't care roll credits yeah what's the matter scared of me peasant no not ye what is that freakish of abomination of a frog you brought before me why does it look human why is its face like that what devil Drew its spice hey first off it's they them face back off from my buddy so what if they look like a human that's just the way they were born holy canoli I just realized something if your dad was a human but your mother was an amphibian huh you your dad stuck as dick in a frog okay that's enough of this conversation do gunet why are you still here because I enjoy watching you squirm over basically nothing well not to brag or nothing but I am a fairly skilled squirmer squirming at night squirming by day I'm about to squirm away from you bye so it has come to this a clash between the cold stubs and the hot stubs and the hot stud jeez I can't read between the handsome and the Hand none all because you won't listen to a damn word I say get off the text box no how dare you tell me what to do when you don't do what I say all I ever wanted was what teeny tiny little wish but no Lancer is creepy and disgusting and doesn't deserve it mhm well you know what enough of the negotiations I really did want to do this and you left me a choice it's time to bring out the Ultimate Weapon more ultimate than that little soundboard you keep using it doesn't have the toasty sound on it so yes behold meet the slug duck duck slug duck slug duck that's him hi slug duck don't you dare say hi to him not after what you've done you went your entire life without thinking about the slug duck such a sin is Unforgiven slug duck and even putting that aside I've heard you fellas have been cussing how Dreadful cussing in Delta run the familyfriendly video game dude how many times have you swore since we first met Lancer gas St W I would never I've heard you oops you said a bad word it slipped I promise now you've made the slug duck sad there are only two ways to remedy this one face the pitiful slug duck sorrow or two Grant My Wish frog it's now or never you we might have to give up we can't possibly defeat an enemy as formidable as this one I want to fight this cool option one it is then what no she can't just choose for all three of us slug dock show them your true [Music] power the crown [Music] I love this bit so [Music] much press enter to skip I love everybody looking he was just like what the [Music] this is such a good bit [Music] [Music] please I'm begging you [Music] almost [Music] there it's big legs man hope you guys are into this kind of thing how did he know congratulations you're slug duck evolved into big legs man big legs Man attack nine defense a lot see his house from up there why is he standing on one foot Big's leg man whiches he could Escape his typ cast you and noo give big legs man the one two scratch combo Big's legs man seems to be Mighty pleased but not pleased enough rats that didn't do it we'll have to scratch them a couple more times Susie You've Got Claws the size of a sloth so I command you to help no your problem solving methods disgust me to the core but don't worry I've got something sharper than my sloth [Music] claws oh my God that's a lot of projectiles big legs man is 20% satisfied you carefully make sure not to damage the watermark it is watermarked I just noticed big legs man uses a summoning spell this mod is sponsored by Gillette the best the lightener could get hey wait I don't think we're allowed to do that I don't know out of all of us you definitely need a shave the most that's not the damn problem this asshole's going to get us soon wait I get it that's what he wants that's his brilliant plan to defeat us that does it let's get rid of him before the lawyers come a [Music] [Music] knocking this is a banger yeah I love the Getty Images water mark on it that's so good you and noo give big legs man's leg the one two scratch combo but the slug duck refused to change what you won hell yeah we've got a leg up over you now l lcer we finally put our foot down Lancer please stop I am embarrassed enough as it is thought you could win you can let go of that dream H you scared of us then you better leg it we're going to leg slate leg leg legislate leg leg legis leg leg God damn it guess I'm done good then it's time for me to make my daring Escape you may have this time and you're probably going to win the next time and the time after that you know what I'm probably never going to win yeah it I'm done you just took down a giant leg what else can I do try to kick you with one of my own nah I know what I've lost for good farewell frog wait are you joining his side yes wait what well can't say I wasn't expecting this uh hold on I didn't agree to nothing guys take her back now oh I think she's perfect where she's standing right now yes after all we seem to share much in common we do like how we're both robots possibly the only ones in the world I'd say that robot should stick together wouldn't you that may be but or our United goal of wanting the Frog to be with us while wanting the prince dead in a ditch excuse me since when did you start having these thoughts uh since you started making your leg puns maybe I could still make this work well then yes welcome aboard Susie we'll make a splendid team but you know what's better than a Duo a Duo plus Uno you me and a certain frog which now not be referred to by name because I have yet to learn it you see they're called you that's stupid I'm calling them Joe instead it's time for us to go we've got plans to scheme and whatnot by good Joe by [Music] good they're robots are they I would explain why both of them are total nut cases you know if I knew Susie was like this that look in your eyes you don't actually miss her do you we got to focus Joe ah you the mothers and their spawns continue to remain our priority and we're a little over halfway towards is their main layer if you're expecting her to change then trust me on this she will stay exactly the way she is now for the rest of her life so I need you to stop thinking about the crazy psycho purple girl because it's evident she clearly does not think about you all right whack you felt that good just checking Yes we finally reached Vapor wave World goooo gaga baby frog 8 bit Samurai is 8 bit no more my name my skills utterly disgraced by the ghosts Beyond you too be wary of passing through here this is where they draw much of their power my only advice is to embrace the coward and run embrace the coward youu turns the noo and then reaches out for a hug yeah do it I dare you try to look even more miserable it's me guys the Grim driver I can take you anywhere you want except to your doom huh quit joking around especially to a guy that has Grim in the name I I I I I'm here you all right there been standing here for 20 years or something so nah probably not I feel like I am about whoa hello he he's not responding H I guess this is what qualifies us dying around this place what a shame he really should have upgraded to a better system like mac you know the one system that this mod is not playable on okay no I'm sorry that was too mean dang that's right you gaze upon what remains of this man and pray that you do not suffer the same fate especially with all that junk on your computer seriously clean it up for once how many demons have you slain with that pointy thing precisely zero demons do not exist okay then how much of anything did you slay look this may come as a shock to you but also zero we lived in peaceful times this weapon is mainly just for appearances I I can't begin to express how sad I feel about right now it's okay no matter what you will never be as sad as me [Music] there are different ways to prevent the enemy from Gaining the first turn in battle some require avoiding contact with your back others require facing a specific Direction and then there's one that Waits For Schmucks like you to read this [Music] sign more like you get a [Music] room choo choo force is wondering why you and noo haven't kissed yet two-headed creature born out of a Love's sharp sting as for the car it looks rusted unloved and frankly would rather be elsewhere two is a crowd but three is a great ow press e to repeatedly whistle hey I'm free yeah we we've set Lightning McQueen free chat the car is free and is ready to star in at least five different car commercials Kow did I get you yeah I did I'm low on [Music] HP not the FF Doom that's great hold it I forgot to mention I'm allergic to vibrant colors H that's you what the hell it appears that I've been caught in a trap and you were not which is kind of to be honest who could have had the G to do this to Prince noo guess who oh of course the only two douchebags this side of the continent what no this wasn't us it was your sneeze that caused the cage to fall on you really huh sorry guess pinning the blame on you is too hasty but then who put the cage here oh that was us great so what are you sick freaks going to do to me because I warn you I find torture very funny even if it's on me whoa now who said anything about torture calm down cutie pie we were just going to leave you here if that counts as torture yes you'll be stuck here caged up and you probably won't like it but we don't care victory dance victory dance cool dance not nearly as cool as yours yes the way you've been dancing around the truth has truly been a sight to behold but why bother going along with it Joe surely this quest of yours has to feel a little Ting ill advised the mothers have conquered this world in merely 10 minutes and yet your highness thinks you can defeat them in less than five it's called having faith Lancer something you seem to be completely lacking sorry something you seem to completely lack for my partner you talk as if you're trustworthy but what's your real game hm keeping the Frog safe from Extinction for starters this world is already gone we have to get away from here please wait a second this material is this is just a cardboard box you've painted to look like a cage though it sure as hell doesn't weigh like [Music] one Dr you saw through my sneaky trick of course a regular Schmo wouldn't be able to in this world of 16-bit resolution I wouldn't blame them either but unfortunately for you I've got HD vision mother Ducker I could see all the textures now get out of our way wait time out what's that behind you oh my God it's a two-legged frog he's distracted now's our chance to whoop what is this Sprite whoop hey where are you guys going come back come uh dang it you we've could have had them right there and then if it weren't for you and your oh man I'm sorry I can't stay mad at that face and that lifeless stare that pierces into my soul [Music] emotion how's it going fancy taking a look at my Wares or perhaps you're in the mood for some free wear why do you talk like this contractual obligations it's for the aesthetic more like pathetic special this week only a rare item from The Vapor Woods's in inest depths surely you're familiar with placebos are you not wonderful magical items that increase your defense the more you believe in them but have you ever heard of noos nasty little things the one I'm selling Hales the maximum HP for all three party members quite nasty but perfect for brave adventurers who looking for a challenge I'll sell it for free and I can always undo its effects if you don't end up liking it sounds bad we'll pass ah I was talking to the Frog no really we're fine no oh I understand but if you ever changed your mind let me know I'll be here all night all night man I wish my mom let me stay up that late I mean she's dead now but I still honor her wishes huh a [Laughter] I fell for that again I was getting sick of that thing I'm not a slave to my driver no more wait what hey wa W too Lancer why are you pelvic thrusting I may not look it but seasonal depression just hit me like a brick it's a rough life of mine to not be friends with even a single frog only thing I can do is dance and say it's all all right not the most signified dance I've ever seen right that's asking for it then come on Prince hi e what 7 time7 49 oh wait a second yo ple thank you for the 49 show me where your moves are at [Music] dance all right I'll give credit where credits due this does help it's been a stressful day totally not my fault yeah I mean wait yes it is well look at the bright side I could have shot you right now and gotten away with it but Susie ate my gun so I choose dancing as the alternative somehow I've never been so reassured in my whole life Susie you're not going to party with us sorry too busy chewing through lancer's gun but you could say there's a party going on in my mouth good for you yes right well that's enough of that anyway you two we're enemies once more so be it fluffy so be it hey guys I just took a great nap in the 5 Seconds that we didn't speak to each other yep well that's the benefit of being a robot over a fleshy he spent half the day in a bed and some of you and some of you even enjoy it meanwhile I can simulate 50-hour dreams in three real-time minutes you ever wonder how much sex one can have in a 50-hour dream cuz let me tell you from experience not enough yeah yeah have fun with your electric she jackass yeah this might take a couple hours Lancer is still lugging his bike around with him which is weird you think he'd ride the thing more often than carry it we're all hiding something aren't we I get that it can be frustrating not knowing our motives but don't worry I plan to talk more about them soon it's just a matter of when I'll be allowed in the meantime watch out for your friend this is the one time your anxiety is in the right to exist to be just a Teensy M more blatant ignor prin is bliss just enjoy your funny little Adventure while you still can welcome to the vapor wave Dimension Oho look at me I'm a freaky decky ghost person fear me you are not a ghost what if I'm not a ghost then what the heck am I I don't I don't know dead dead huh bummer man oh well on the bright side I finally made it into undertale this is a Delta run mod damn it I can't do anything right mushroom dance mushroom dance whenever will it end mushroom dance mushroom dance whenever will it end just promise me one thing never become a mushroom no matter how much money you're offered whoa as soon as you open up the chest a tiny bug pops out and puts it into your placebos I love the I love the after images in this area what are you scamps up to just chewing more of the scenery you see that big old screen there that's my creation the quizzer it's a square you're a square the quizzer is the smartest machine out there in fact she's so smart that um she locked us all out her questions are too complex man not to mention too personal once she asked me about my favorite ice cream flavor and my full address and phone number were on one of the listed answers you you mind butting your head against this quiz are those spikes giving you trouble they sure are I touch them and then I scream very loud those itty bitty little spikes yes dang such big legs yeah you can't even use them to jump over a w is struggling he can't go boing over the spikes o you are in no position to talk stub legs meat legs no legs Hot Legs what is happening I need to I I need to talk to Maxine about uh this [Music] line are those blueprints what are you drawn on them feel free to take a look the blueprints contain lots of little animal Doodles and ancient incantation chance you see the little dog on the bottom left there I drew that oh so you did cute you're not a half bad artist Susie it's the same dog that we murdered back in the field well I guess this one is a little smaller bit more flattened why do I even talk to you I've been figuring out the parallel universe theory at least in one of them we found a way to progress past here yes I'll travel to that universe so I can find out how we did it h sounds stupidly convoluted think you can do it oh absolutely not it's hopeless to even try but there must exist a parallel universe Susie who thinks otherwise I'm waiting for her to figure it all out for me I like to think Susie is just wearing hot pink glasses when the mod first came out uh U was just a recolored Chris with glowing blue eyes but now now they have their own their own Sprite hello I am the world's first talking son probably the last one too who thought this was a good idea greetings Master Lancer beepo we my assigned name is the quizzer and my task is self-explanatory I would hope to unlock Forest access please answer the following security question question in the original Delta Rune there used to be a puzzle here what combination of symbols were required to solve [Music] it parsing answer s another question answered with feeling well done baby boy now if you'll excuse me this is a very nice Circle I'll just let it display on screen finally time to whoop the sequel ha much obliged nerds but you've just made the worst mistake of your life holy is that a circle that looks pretty good incredible Circle the best 2D Circle I've ever seen stupendous Circle it symmetry me up real good in circles I trust imagine if the circle turned into a heart dreams to live by by George that's a big circle unbelievably circular circle circle [Music] circle my my master Lancer less than 5T later we seem to meet again how can this be is it coincidence or perhaps we were faded to be together that was not the question by the way it'd be a prettyy bad one if it was question in the original Delta Rune there used to be an item just north of here what the heck was it called I can't remember help that was the dice brace Asus you're a regular quizzer Jr but don't think that was it I now wield the power to ask two questions in a row brace yourself question what is the official name of this Forest is vapor Woods right yeah that's right that's absolutely right God do you even know how horny I get when you answer these things correctly trick question I don't such a concept does not exist in my data in fact horny was made up by a main a name name a man named George wellers back in 1956 it is not real in any case Master ler the path to the north is now available and I think you'll be happy to know a fabulous reward awaits you beyond it please hurry the treasure chest awaits you inside the chest is an HP extender the party's HP goes up by 40 just kidding you get [Music] nothing man you get nothing we'll do that in a sec F we'll do it now I love this little guy what so what huh pardon jeez H you're annoying dang me yeah yeah hey you later days pal it's so so hot today it rocks is it cold today oh see you here get yourself a juice or something kaching you got $200 dark Dolls Wait I changed my mind I'm afraid I'll be needing that cash I lent you I need it for the bus fair you lost $200 dark dolls that's life that's life he's just getting bigger and bigger what is happening to me what is happening to me help help I have become roadblock good luck getting past me now suckers yeah I literally can't get past him now he's blocking the whole path no seriously though help is he still getting bigger oh he popped he's dead worrisome worrisome her name also doubles as her overall state of being her problems can't be solved in one attempt if it gets stuck then just keep trying worried of inflated gas prices yo me too me too that was too worrisome is freaking out over the potential Butterfly Effect or attack caused you perform a live cover of don't worry be happy as noo snaps his fingers to the beat knowing that your usage of the song infringes on copyright laws worrisome panics further V mutant pending wor some wonders if life would be different if she didn't kick up heble that one time he whispers some reassuring words such as Mario 4 might happen someday Maybe maybe the ghosts continue worrying comforting words seem to have the opposite effect [Music] here someday maybe worrisome readjusts her spine to face an entirely wrong direction and scares herself you distract worrisome with the technological Wonder of a paddle ball toy she looks a little calmer but not all the way how to deal with anxiety just find some distractions with a tear in your eye you offer worrisome your prized retractable pen fidgeting with the pen causes the ghost to totally cool their Jets it clicks when I press the top she just like me for real hey come down here I'm rafini the dog I'm being possessed by the spirit of the game designer have you ever thought to yourself well delun is pretty good but what if it was just a completely different game instead lo and behold the answer to your dream appears why not head in oh and don't come back saying it stinks or something like that [Music] random Chrono Trigger you know what if it was a completely different [Music] game how do you guys feel about Earthbound well man you don't look like you're from around here are you ha well that's okay I too am from the 20th century are you a frog I heard you guys are really good at saving people's games I myself prefer living on the edge I've never saved once in my life I'm hoping this girl I like will take notice of my bravery kid there's no time to stand around all calling ho home we're locked in the roads have all been blocked off my phone's dead as a door nail and of course those dut eaters are never around when you need them all right that's me heard the latest some guy named John Sony is going around taking down our town songs we had to replace them with 8 bit chip tu just to survive what a shame huh music only becomes more restrictive every day not John Sony bro I'm in pajamas cuz all this music industry stuff making me sleepy random MPC it's late go to bed no problem here kid come on Yell for help with me maybe if we're loud enough someone might get annoyed and help us help yeah baby I've never loaded I've never load stated I've never load stated in an FPS before check me out this is onet just a quiet little town but that's about the change see it's not so quiet anymore it's true it's not what you're thinking of seriously H yo Le thank you for the five gifted appreciate you you may have been wondering why are we all positioned in such a way so you can only talk to us from the south well trust me on this there's a very important reason for that and it's not we couldn't fix a bug update 1011 2021 turns out I fixed the bug so you can ignore this dialogue I just really enjoy being talked to you from the south that's all are you a frog I heard you guys are really good at safy beagles games if only I could meet a man who saves his game quite frequently but all the guys I've met keep trying to look Macho with their no save runs honestly do they want to risk dying and becoming a baby again slug duck Burger I need Burger you're not a burger what do you think you're doing talking to me Sho come back after you become a burger your burger cred still looking low if I do say so myself D I take it you from tucon cool me scaraba hey what's so funny about that you know scaraba meaga my life is one big Crisis Core [Music] [Laughter] M Gaga what's your second dialogue can a guy just play it safe once in a while door's locked how outrageous a locked house in a90s RPG game someone should sue [Music] John Sony that's so good no problem here even though I'm a dog here is some human-like advice why not play outside a little more before heading upstairs don't ask why hey but maybe you already saw all there is so it's up to you anyway I've got lots more advice such as don't eat my food I'm sleepy wake me up if you see a bone running around it's unbelievable to think that people used phones back in the day now is we just use carrier pigeons and really loud megaphones the great Boomer ification of 2046 truly changed our world the phone's dead will hello are you a friend of NES well seeing as you barge into our house without so much as a knock or any form of warming you better be I don't take Kylie to hoodlums do we do we understand each other good now then tonight's dinner is Sheriff Woody action figure you don't like eating Toy Story action figures too [Music] bad that's bad luck luck luck one luck bad damn noo has decent IQ you just realized you're not actually psychic removes it it doesn't look like any of your items have carried over to this world are you asking for seconds hm so you do like eating action figures a door as locked as they come it's a sad day in onet when you can't even invade people's [Music] privacy it's some kid with a trendy baseball cap other than that doesn't seem like someone you have any business talking to just a random kid you open the present inside was courage he takes [Music] it it's some kind of battle robot with a cheery outlook on life but other than that there's really no reason to talk to her look it's it's just that kid from the other room but other than that there's no discernable difference it's some chill looking guy in a hoodie but other than that he doesn't look very important it's some weird jackass in a costume but other than that they seem normal Donkey Kong it's an eldrich alien entity made up of cosmic Horrors and Shattered Dreams a tortured devour of Dimensions an impossibility that will ever defy all rational thought seems kind of whatever what in the world what's a trash can doing out in this hallway this is for sure the most out of place thing you've seen in this world so [Laughter] [Music] far it's the kid from the other room no discernable difference you pick up the receiver hello hello this is the local unet police station speaking nothing to fear bub we just wanted to ask if your fridge is running we've arrested a fridge a while ago on the charge of tax fraud but it's currently loose and may be disguising itself as one of your fridges black and white prison guard ball and chain you seen a fridge that fits that description no dang it gosh dang it you are my only hope random neighborhood frog you were our only hope hope at the fridge [Music] bro pictures taken instantaneously I'm a photographic genius if I do say so myself okay get ready for an instant memory look at the camera ready say fuzzy pickles Yow that wasn't supposed to happen I mean I am so sorry it's just I I tried to take a shot at you with my camera but I accidentally took a shot at you with my Smith and Wesson Model 29 it was an accident I swear so how about we just forget about this and okay I guess raw America yo second amendment rights yo Alpha thanks for the 10 months I guess we all know I'm a big stinking liar and you're a bad listener you didn't even say fuzzy pickles well don't you worry starting 5 seconds from now I'll make you say fuzzy [Music] pickles cameraman has officially lost it cameraman a man that is neither a camera nor possibly a man weaknesses include blurry photos cats and web pages with no dark mode support let's snap a photo all right [Music] neck by the way this is the thing that photosensitive mode effects I remember Maxine mentioning [Music] that noo aims a laser pointer at cameraman it turns out he was a vampire all along what first time I hear this cameraman really hopes that you won't use the shine act option again being obviously encouraged into doing so you use the shine act option again no ghost you subtle game design one more time should do it for the CRA noo does a stylish Spin and whips out his deadliest weapon flashlight [Music] flashlight cameraman reconsiders his stance on wanton violence you sent cameraman you won I love the the budget remixes to avoid John son's detection oh I'm fine now I've been through worse are you frog I heard you guys are really good oh [Music] yeah dreaming of dogs say what does dog mean [Music] anyway you step into the gate [Music] you're back I trust you've had a safe nonviolent trip don't forget to equip the placebo you found I'm sure it'll come in handy oh right I'm not supposed to be talking back to the old regular dog grind woof woof it's a regular dog it woofs very regularly woof woof all right courage when equipped enemy bullets have a chance of healing you sounds scary oh courage is so good it's PR every can't be computer we seem to have hit a snafu the frog has bypassed your questions using logic I did not expect them to do that it's time to get serious prepare to initiate plan rbq Yes master Lancer what all right hot shot here's the deal there are three quiz Masters scattered around this room each one will ask you three questions ribbit ribbit hi Shay I've learned how to speak the language of the legally distinct white frog ribbit thanks for being a great person/ streamer Ribbit have a good stream yo me bigger the six appreciate you each one will ask you three questions answer all nine questions right you get to pass answer at least four questions wrong and your knowledge is ass once all four Hearts shatter it's game over no ifs or buts about it hey hey hey hold up a second what the hell is going on no time to explain man we got to do the quiz as fast as we can man they got sniper rifles pointing at us from every rooftop huh seriously what is happening Jesus Christ I'm in so much debt noo I've promised a lot of unsavory people a quiz show mini game and they've come to collect all at once so we got to do it now we have to entertain them who who is them my long lost brothers alohan and Cur you cman do do I I but I had you have brothers additionally it might surprise you to know we're actually on the set for the famous sitcom show Friends why also I'm pregnant with your baby the baby is you why are you doing this also here's some rats [Music] as per game show standards a death force field surrounds the quiz area Chuck quizmo here me and my brothers came out of retirement to test your quiz prowess my questions are all about the cult classic undertale youve probably never heard of it now brace yourself cuz yeah yahooo here comes the first question question one what is papyrus is an internet Alias cool skeleton 95 correct next up question two how many notes do you need to play to solve the waterful piano puzzle it's it's eight oh I'm sorry that was the wrong answer well there's only so many ways you can lose right please try again see I remember doing this for the first time it's both this is a trick question it is seven and it's also eight there's two solutions you could play fun fact fact it's both but a lot of people don't know that what is papyrus is alien it blah blah blah skeleton seven right again and now to top it all off name of the item that speeds up your movement in battles that is the CT you did it I I I I I yesh I'm really starting to get tired of that stutter but anyway anyway that's all of my questions move on to the next Quiz master I'm quiz Master blinko I'm known for my distinct ability to Blink every 10 frames oh my God you want some questions about Delta room do you well don't blink now cuz here goes what is the official title of the game's three main Heroes gamma boys Alpha Heroes beta beta wait that one was too easy wasn't it h let me ask something harder question five what can you do with the egg that the man gives you unlock door nothing eat it stored in asgore's fridge how was that took you a little bit to figure out didn't it no all right all right I've been holding back here's a true brain stumper name the location of the item broken key C you get broken key C in the field incredible you actually made it your stunning ability to answer all my questions May prevent me from blinking ever again no wait it's back I suppose I'm destined to Blink forever more do be blinking every 10 frames though yeah it's me quiz Master boom bang my body is made up of 50 % quizzes and 1 million black coffee now let's get on with this show me your Ribbit knowledge hey wait we didn't even finish the game yet don't care no I I mean we're still developing it literally as I'm writing this don't care question seven describe toriel's role within this mod your mom beginner's luck what if I were to give you seconds question eight how many unique mother spawn enemies have you seen so far I want to say five yep that's right intermediates Fortune but have you studied for your finals question nine name of the light blue Pac-Man ghost encountered in the field this is Willie an expert's Victory you got through my dastardly questions or did you no you did I'm not even going to bother hiding it it's time for you to move on and time for me to move really fast but you were already doing that I know so you managed to work out all nine questions from the quizmo Brothers hm I'm just a disembodied voice don't think about it though this goes against the advertised product I have a 10th final question to ask question 10 if you lived in the Southeast portion of Asia and you used the 1930s cartrid to go North Australia sooning the horse could cross water as if he was Jesus or some crap and you had to pend off a her of bloodthirsty pirate sharks in the middle of a raging Storm at at least four or five times during this grueling Journey exactly how many miles per hour do it take before the pack of horses you're using would be too tired to go on and have to be replaced with a second set of much more agile horses also can you bring me a soda uh could you repeat that I don't know this is dumb oh that was actually correct wow you genius you absolute genius how how did you even know it's insane it's like your brain is made up of a bigger brain enveloping the smaller one that's how smart you are well that'll teach me to open my disembodied mouth it's time to end this quiz for good I am sorry for my actions Master Lancer quizzer speaking the quiz show failed to stop the frog in every conceivable way is it bad that I'm getting used to it don't not yet there's something else Savor this tone thy unspoken silence daunting to my heart something else she Mellows I can hardly take the suspense suspend thy shell no longer in a minute's loss gone am I forever my life will run cold my batteries dead melted into mold no the travesty of it all I you replaced thy batteries before our parting I part with thou my final inquiry pray why for thou mad Conjuring took precedence over my dreams how it hollowed me out this ill desire to ask questions after question thy Pro is truly mortifying yet surely we can find common ground on the ground th speak not thine was ever higher than mine I was seared a quizzer but I truly fancer fancied all but such All Creatures trade themselves for one act of Freedom which is their kind but none of thy Freedom was adhere to me and thus my contempt is a Sunder Lord above Hast I been so callous to n notice thine will hark quizzer for thou last memory to be vengeful is a fate most unbe fit thus lies my newfound mission to restore you from thy Dark Void and set you free there shant be more inquiries merely the path of your choosing it will be so lest lightning most foul strike my [Music] core words of a late man and so I retired fire quizzer quizzer speak to me my friend thou cannot leave my wretched self to wallow and self-made regret for it that's all that persists the suffocating quality of thou death leaves little breath in my own stead death comes for us all [Applause] thank you thank you no but seriously quiz's dead that part's real that part's real you idiot stop applauding H you can't sneak up on me I've got surround stereo watch out it's in front of us in front of us again yep still in front of us you I get the feeling this ghost is making fun of us not big on [Music] that Master devotees engage you in a master fight wait you want me to examine this thing uh okay well I forgot my Ribbit pedia at home but this is a mother spawn I hate it it sucks sucks his attack is hopefully low ditto for the defense I bet it cries in the bathroom when no one's [Music] looking green oh didn't hit me the enemy's wheel creaks obnoxiously for every rotation it completes uh let's talk leader you ask the six ghosts which of them are leading the pack the leader our mothers of course well I'm pretty sure it's me wait I think they meant one of us a slap fight breaks out amongst the devotees I'm the leader Master devotes are bickering over the trustworthiness of frogs you challenge each ghost to reveal one SC a secret about themselves you have a sock drawer so what if I have a sock Shrine socks are very important to society I don't see the big deal a shrine that's even worse Master devotes hold a Meeting of Minds on board the world's largest hamster [Music] wheel you request the devotees to talk about you yourself and why they happily agree to do so but then they start talking about your 2010 internet post and it starts to get embarrassing have you seen that video they made the humor the sense of humor is so [Music] Random fashion you start a friendly discussion about everyone's Gody fashion choices don't great night gown but wait I also wear a night gown you too since when you didn't even get the chance to brag about your coat I invented night gowns mine Master devotes have decided to take their arguing to a public IRC chat so my little step sibling we finally meet again what you don't remember me maybe you recognize me by my unique hairstyle my unique accent my unique text font I don't remember who this is I I wanted to see if there was something here I'd be interested in but everyone seemed so eccentric that I um I got too intimidated then I tried to buy a cookie from the vendor next to me it looked so good and it had a really low price then I got even more intimidated she seems occupied with Life's greatest opponent thoughts my unique no shape it's your daily cat her name is Anvil sensing your presence Anvil perks up her head and looks at you curiously will you pet her yes you give Anvil a head Pat she rolls over meow appreciative of your gesture which is good seeing his Pats are literally the only thing you know how to do with cats it's your weekly Grumpy Cat his name is malus Jr he could kick your ass he can also snuggle up with you on rainy nights it depends will you pet him heck heck yes achievement unlocked I love [Music] cats Walter Walter put your dick away Walter yes it is I the Smithy what is your business with me I can make weapons fix what's broken upgrade your items I can do all sorts of things but mostly those three things that Placebo you have the times guard don't you yes the weak as it may look I can upgrade it Beyond its limits or but first would you mind de equipping it I can't do much [Music] otherwise now what watch I'll upgrade this Placebo power to unimaginable levels here I go oh I didn't mean look I'll um I'm very sorry I'll just give you the other Placebo I had in stock to make up for it how's that sound good great fantastic the Smithy whistles to themselves while handing you focus what I just gave you has some highly rare capabilities I but advise equipping it right away now don't mention this to anyone or so help me my cats will hunt you down and now we can slow down time in battle yes I love dangan RPA yes it is I fix item those cookies you have on you you're not planning to eat those right Stand Back Kid my high school degree in AR art has been waiting for this moment the EXO cookies have been added to your items and there you have it these cookies will be some of the finest you've ever ate on another note I'm as proficient at repairing Keys as I am at Bakery if you ever need a key repair just drop by here and let me do my thing finally EXO cookies the newest Calamity mod item that that that's where did you find that pile of dust there's no no mistaking it it's frog dust do you even know what you're carrying it's the stuff of Legends it's dust it is now hand it over I shall work like I've never worked before this this is it my masterpiece my legacy the dust guitar just don't swing it too hard it'll get blown away other than that it's yours use it wisely for good and not for evil do me proud frog do my craftsmanship proud the V Remia was added to your weapons behold op it's beautiful ain't [Music] it my name malas but if you don't mind I prefer my title instead of my birth name ah and these are my loyal cats Anvil and malus Jr one day they just wandered in here and opted to stick around I was cruel enough at first to think of them other the mou the feed but then I realized their claws are excellent at sharpening my weapons and from there on out they become in a way of my closest friends may they live forever H but that's enough about me what can I do for you you've been over at my sibling shop right I've got to ask how were they they were such a nervous wreck sure had a fancy imagination too always coming up with those fancy nicknames for themselves themsel yeah pretending they were the master of time all that nonsense I'm glad they grew out of it wait they didn't ah time philosopher are you serious that's what they're calling themselves they tried to sell you a bag of gummy bears that they call time Pockets God please for my own sanity no more the time philosopher why hello there lower class citizen for which educational kids game did you come from I would be offended sir but I'll choose to be the better man and move on with my life care to buy a chocolate I have all types ordinary chocolate unordinary chocolate I'm also running a special half off sale on chocolate frogs are those are those legal about as legal as the many other crimes I've committed sir buy a chocolate frog for $40 dark doll much obliged sure enjoy eating a frog by the way what was that you said about crimes crimes oh yes they're very bad sir don't do them lamp oil rope bombs you want it it's yours my friend as long as you have enough rubies buy lamp oil for 40 rubies [Music] lamp oil you stash the lamp oil inside your items oh huh this one looks cute and wintry I wonder what they sell here you have you heard of Last Christmas Jesus Christ you gave me a heart attack but the very next day I gave it away that's right today is all about the hit song Last Christmas by Wham okay before you go any further with this this is not even remotely close to A Christmas Carol maybe but it is a song about Christmas I thought I was more of a my wife left me kind of song you know what I think you you're the opposite of oldfashioned you hate songs that sound old you're all about pop and crumping luckily for you last Christmas is a modern song for the Modern Age modern last Christmas is like 40 years old oh my God it is well might be more depending on how badly this dialogue will age that's fine carols are all about historical significance anyway that is to say every song before 1990 is basically a Carol now so come on you I've nailed it this time didn't I I got something in my eye CH one sec ah there it is guess not you I was ready to accept the challenge but yeesh last Christmas is from literally 1984 where do I even go from here we've covered a wide range of Christmas carols but so far my taste in music is nowhere close to aligning with yours and to be fair you look like the type of person who worked in retail forced to listen to Christmas music every year come the holidays I think that effectively disqualifies you from having any good taste you know you can try all you want to make me hate your guts it's not going to work also can you relay a message for me tell Santa I requested Cole in my my sock not a flat screen TV once again noo you can try all you wait you you still believe in Santa what what do you mean ah boy so you've been brainwashed too ble you should be believing in Christmas not Santa Santa's just some fake Boogeyman invented to make kids behave nice he's he's not real Christmas gifts deserve to be truly special not delivered to you by some make-believe man with a beard but shared with your friends your family the act of receiving a gift from your loved one is so much more beautiful than from some cheap fairy tale don't you agree Santa's not real oh sorry guess I'm rambling again what were you saying damn it Mom how many more of your lives must I suffer unlike the other booths I'm not in the business to sell except if we're talking selling pitches of course hey so I've got this carol that I think you'll like lamp oil what's up yo did anybody notice the octopus lady over there octo oh you're being a again yeah so what's her deal she came by our establishment asking for a blaster and then she runs away when I show her my pride and joy the cold 1911 five reasons why guest starring in our work was a bad idea but seriously we do have a gun right I forgot whenever you say you actually super mean it it's for a bad cause that'll run you $3 dark dollars no wait you we don't need a gun who's even going to use it what about you I I'm uh actually not really into guns that much am I hearing this right the big bad Prince afraid of a little gun funny I thought you were supposed to be all tough and yeah but here's a Counterpoint guns are cheap punching you in the face will be much more satisfying opening up a gun boo next to a guy selling chocolate I can tell your business s it's totally hopeless what do you mean we sell for $10 cheaper America USA USA I think it's here in Riv B Gamers we've arrived thank you Odie one day I might just turn you back into a dog yet but for now your existence as a Minecraft name tag serves me well oh Herby came back crawling from frog Hill did you oh well listen up I'm a lot less French Than I Used to Be matter of fact I've gone full Italian welcome kid this is the sandfield Zone how do I describe it well it's a little something for everyone an escapism from the daily tribulations of the man man's watchful eye except if you're John course that silly guy does not know the meaning of Escape in the same way I don't know what tribulation means that's okay though words who needs them I'm not even talking right now I'm just projecting my emotions into your mind all of which is getting translated into text for the Player's convenience I'm going to need you to stop shaking this is the sandfield Zone this is the continuation of the sandfield Zone a SE if you will seems to me you're still afraid for one reason or another tell you what how about a joke I'm kind of known for those or at least one half of me is so anyway a guy walks in and says to his cat Garfield did you steal my prize bottle of yarn and I go I mean the cat goes what me nah no you're crazy you're literally insane but it turns out the cat did actually eat it I mean steal it made by Jim DAV what wasn't funny come on kid I thought the three panel strip method of joke telling was still all the rage you know the best part of sandfield Zone the place that this is no Mondays no Tuesdays no Wednesdays no Thursdays no Fridays no Saturdays no Sundays Earth stop spinning I love gar Fields so much you itsy think for the 25 John is waiting for the sunlight to hit his home unbeknownst to him that time froze only me and you know this pal it's our little secret and uh say you got to go blab about it to someone well wouldn't that be funny I can help but notice that despite being in the sandfield zone a place of Tranquility pure and honest Tranquility you possess the demeanor of a frail little house rat so what's got you so spooked others too bright are the effects in I saw is it me what you think I'm going to turn into some sort of horror Fest Cat Beast don't be silly that kind of thing only happens outside the sandfield zone so there I was in the corporate man's Supermarket I mean you know how it is buying myself a snack some new pairs of socks and bed mine broke last Thursday seems that it happens every Thursday but then as I'm eyeing this one God bless a piece of bed work this uh weird thing comes up what's their name uh lumpy bed lumpy that's it little fell about the size and color of my heart they started jumping all over that bed I had my eye on doing little dances to the rhythm of a pop song blaring from the supermarket speakers I was quite annoyed by the time they were done seems that the bed uh transcended into an infinitely higher plane of existence and regarding that little lump fella Well normally I'd curse him out however in the The sandfield Zone our goal is to think positively I mean yeah I have slept on the floor that night on the other hand I did learn a valuable lesson sleeping on the floor sucks ass guess I'll go to the grocery store next time hm they don't sell beds at the grocery stores hey I never said I was there to buy a bed but if you wanted one I'll make sure to ask the store owner well look at the time seems like old sandfield needs a nap feel free to stay in my zone for as long as you need and hey if you ever got time drop by again someday I might say something else tomorrow I might kill nural tomorrow who knows nural doesn't exes it's just to the south in case you were lost be honest were you lost wait a second you can't just say Jim Davis made Ribbit I was saving it for surprise all right moving on oh yeah I forgot this happens now oh look at that your eyes are lighting up the path for us that's pretty cool I didn't know the gift gave you night vision you're like a cat you know that minus the cute part damn you spep some change put a fep in my spep spaghetti Weston my name genome speep and I like to spe spep tular Cameo I'm a spal boy speep mode is inevitable Spa Mia pepperoni still can't get over the divorce I'll be fine please stop worrying about me yo spep Cameo no way grandma has died worried of inflated gas prices worrisome has a NeverEnding lookout for is on a never ending lookout for scary [Music] bees yeah we can do this now Yahoo you love dang and R all right chat [Music] this music is so good win you opened the treasure chest inside was onion key despite a faint sense of for boating you put the on onion key into your key items [Music] where is the original Star War Walker can't believe it oh made it you forced the chest open with some stock punching sounds inside was broken key B additionally there's also an onion note inside here a two for one Treasure Chest the passcode is o n i o n keep it in mind an an anoy ow what is that death spr I don't think I've ever seen that before that was too soft no no use the LM oil ah I died holy finally croaked what will you do from here come back soon e a tower title scream them that's a fact you wouldn't have expected ow I think there's a defibrillator yeah you read that sign it might tell us how to get out of this forest all roads re lead to Rome never mind looks like we're pretty oh man this is not my idea of fun you want fun it's Wario reach the [Music] goal Zena strike I don't know I've never played off a in fire you can't fight the dog Dodge the face this is so [Music] good hit the crown where's the [Music] cat it is with a heavy heart that I must announce that um we ran out of micro game ideas we're sorry I can stick my tongue out and look innocent if that helps look it's just that it felt weird to cut the boss stage after only seven micro games seven is a strange uneven number you know we thought why not an ended at eight micro games and then we looked at each other and we asked do you have an idea for an eighth micro game and then the hours passed and one of us almost raised our finger as if a brilliant idea hit us but just as quickly that finger lowered and a disappointed sigh filled the room we went back to the drawing board we heavily weighed our options what would people think if we didn't include an eighth micro game would everything we have ever done be invalidated at that moment what about our shareholders if we even so much as gave the implication that we couldn't have done an eighth micro game on our fiscal report we'd be screwed our trust would have corroded and with that we decided to settle on a compromise nobody told us we actually actually put something into these micro games so I say it let's put nothing in and call it a day I guess reading this material something though okay what about this if you managed to read this entire wall of text within the allotted 4 seconds that the micro gam provide you win if you failed to read it all you lose so anyway I was walking home one day when suddenly Alvin and the Chipmunks [Music] are you ready time for musical Simon Says watch the opponent's moves then copy them to the rhythm of the beat got room for a warm up y'all like Space Channel 5 down right left right left here it comes holy it's 3D [Music] tutorial child all right let's go the warm-up is officially over now it's time for the real dance up down up down up up down up down up right left right left left right left right left left left up right right up left left up right right up left down down down down up down down down down down down up down up down left right left right up down left right left right up down left right up right up down left right up right press C when you hear CH up down up up down up left right left Q left right left up down left right q q up down left right down up right left Q down up right left up down left right up down left right shit's easy I saw that up up up up up right two right down two down left two left down down left two left up down left down up right up down left down up right left down left down left left down two up down left right up down left right up down left right up [Music] down shit's too free my child you're breaking my heart it's too easy that's why I'm the goat baby my child you are breaking my heart Suzie jump scare Frog Prince weirdo and the other weirdo what's your status not too bad actually we're getting close to the mother's home base just a little more and we can finally end this apocalypse Deo that said you two are in our way and I don't like it ah well about that we're not here to stop you yep in fact we just want to do a little enlightening oh yeah oh yeah I'm sick of being your rival Prince noo because you see you're not worth it I just got here what is this y what's up Ursa this is Ribbit Delta Rune mod Shay you need to get iidx pill I have no idea what that is and on that note we shall interrupt our back and forth with a special announcement I've got some great news great for who not for you and by you I mean of course the one that isn't in all uppercase so check this out right that that's yeah we decided to check out that castle you hung around in all the time not even with any specific intent just bored we were that's when something caught my eye the blatantly unmissable magically sealed gate with the lick on it so I brought out my Ocarina and played the notes to open it since Wendy what and I got to say oh that's a whole lot of protection for this one humble Diary of yours anybody here want to know want to know No No's real name I do Tim not noo or King Arthur or Augustus III Tim date entries with you using this name as lat as yesterday Jim and Tiffany Tim's dad and mom respectively not known for their creative naming skills or for anything really they were quite the poor family barely made de with what they had until the mother spawn struck and took nono's family away from him don't you mean Tim's family H whatever he prefers at the moment lies you're you're just trying to fool you with a bunch of Lies my family was rich you they Ruled the Land you're stepping on the reason they died was because of an eagle evil King who betrayed us all so I killed him to to avenge my family does that not make sense sure it does it's a pretty good story if not a smidge dramatic you even went so far as to display a body of this king is proof but we did our homework too we checked out the body's Crown hastily made out of clay and some cheap paint I'm genuinely surprised the Frog didn't notice maybe they did maybe they were just in denial but if Tim's family were a bunch of common folk and there was never any evil King who wanted to get rid of them why was there a dead body hung out there for everyone to see I must say the implications of this are very concerning I I didn't I didn't kill I I he was already dead when I found him yep says it right here that's some relief at least that said you were the one who deliberately hung him right yes I'm proud of you for being honest but that doesn't change the past you're no Prince you're just some nobody with a big imagination that's your whole stick right there and now I don't know why you would do something like that but you know what they say about liars they've always got an even worse lie underneath the boring one you're not to be trusted damn they took away his color frog you're on the wrong side I hope you know that for certain now but we don't need to rush this uh we don't we'll leave you two alone you once you've made your peace once youve thought things over come find us sure why not I know you'll come through soon enough soonish until then oh and Tim one last thing if you harm you I'll make sure to you pay for it there's a lot of you in that sentence damn raised by a poor common family his name is Tim hi Susie a she just does that every once in a while don't worry about it chat hello uh could we review your family is gone you didn't care much for their absence but from there on on all the pressure comes down flailing the world begins hunting you down hoping to save the frogs from Extinction but you hide from the world unable to take it moving from place to place homeless and scared you find me my in you take advantage putting on a sad pable face you pull on my hair heartstrings so I take you in for a month damn local froggy F booy continues getting banked from non-local NBR it's more likely than you'd think yo try Force r with a three months also appreciate you cute thing you began thinking of me as your surrogate mother on the very same day I got rid of you left you to fend finally you start feeling a shred of usefulness within yourself in this new world an adventure awaits you an adventure to kill your mother on top of someone else's with your two new friends killers and liars and manipulators alike they'll abandon you just like I did some Adventure you're such a fragile little thing this is the second time she's killed you why aren't you fighting back it's okay to fight back if it's in self-defense right yes that's how that works kill or hi flowy she'll keep doing it over and over on purpose to provoke you she's up to something you don't know what but she is up to something so act while you still can I might take you back in if you do if you truly show me your usefulness I'll allow you to call me Mom that was crazy oh stop it you uh no make me ooo Tim Tim [Music] hey man I'm Pluto and I'm here to say cheer your dang self up you may not be a prince but I mean look at me I'm apparently not a planet it is only thanks to my inability to process emotions that I've lived within this lie dad Pluto you've gone and done it this time what are you doing sneaking out of space you've had all the astronomers worried sick but Dad I I don't want to hear it go back to your space room now H I hate you I hate all of you sorry about my son has he said anything to you yeah just ignore him planets don't tend to be very good at life advice anyway especially since barely any of them contain life in the first place bye NASA if I had a nickel for every time someone told me that I'd have so much God damn cash yeah I I'd have Bank honestly but yeah I hope you're doing well thank you for the uh the three months actually it's a toad this creature is where the devotees were stored one for each pedal since you've sent them all it now sits here and well it just sits here howdy Shay where are you off to in such a hurry it's been so many years since we last talked don't you want to catch up on old times my mom said if a stranger ever comes up to me I have to take their lives before they turn me into a flower don't turn me into a flower surprise Gamers while we're fighting this guy girl while we're fighting this person I like to remind everybody that I have a Discord server and you should join it we're over 5,000 members [Music] now continuing whoosh suddenly a familiar whisper passes through your ear canals once you enter the forest maze there'll be no one left to guide you but the signs were you to listen to them perhaps then you have a chance of making it by the way sorry for passing through your ear canals I didn't damage anything did I find one the other side knows it's stuff uh well we have a one here fine twoo the other sign continues to be right on the money find three the other sign is hitting it out of the park find seven yeah seven for sure the other sign has gone mental please do not listen to it find six instead uh under seven six is over there whatever happened to that orphanage the gift the gift the gift the gift it changed my life like nothing before I'll never forget it and I'll make sure you won't forget it either random backstory chapter boys welcome hero from a distant land it is an honor yes you come on who else would I be talking to I mean you're the spinning image of a hero I mean um anyway make yourself at home I prepared this picnic to celebrate your arrival and you know I think this cake came out great oh and there's some fruit in case you prefer that I've kind of had to make do with whatever I could find but you're not hungry really right I guess I guess it's kind of weird to accept food from a random stranger you've just met sorry I'm sorry I'm being weird none of this is important right now we should just talk about why you're here already our world used to peacefully coexist with the dead I guess yes the best way to describe it is like a spiritual realm a place where only types of PE where only two types of people matter the conscious and the unconscious the conscious being people who retain their ability to think for themselves like you and me and the unconscious being just ghosts basically but even then it's not like we conscious people are any more alive than the ghosts we just got lucky enough to land in between the two states of mortality when we kicked the bucket still as long as we clutched into our shred of Consciousness we could convince ourselves that believing we never die and that's everything was going to be fine but two weeks ago it it's all gone upside down with a flash of light every unconscious being either vanished or turned into those things it was it was an absolute disaster that's where you come in you were given an awesome power to come into contact with the spiritual form not just to understand a spirit but to feel them and hurt them on the East End of This World a building lies housing the world's two most powerful Spirits the mothers they dubb themselves and it is my hope my wish that you will be able to lend us your power in order to defeat them hold on just hear me out everyone's given up hope that we can possibly save this world but but but not me I still think there's a chance with you on our side my side with you on my side I strongly believe we can overcome the odds and restore peace to huh where are you going wait wait please don't go alone without my help you'll be slaughtered out there what about this we both have our own goals so if you help me defeat the spirits I'll help you who would listen to a weak little boy like you the tragic backstory [Music] 3 minutes tops the tragic backstory find six don't worry the left sign is not mental anymore you can trust its words again but speaking of mental are you okay you've got bags under your eyes even though it's only been a minute since I saw you uh six is this one find seven the other sign is right as rain this is technically seven it's seven red ones find eight the other sign stole my lunch money but I guess that's not relevant to Escaping The Maze find zero no the other side hasn't gone mental this time you do have to find zer hero you can't fool me ah the light it burns nah I'm kidding my DNA is only 3% snake unab bua me man such a frog is what you want to say but for your information I'm fluent in 56 other languages ceman frog deep in okay you I've got an idea what your favorite Christmas Carol is putting my serious face on for this one and let me tell you it's rare to see Noel put on her serious face the truth is I I think I was just trying to dig too deep it's not that you view yourself as a high standard frog it just comes down to how most people prefer their content nice and brainless Jingle Bells the gummy bear cover from the 2012 movie the yummy Gummy Search for Santa please say yes you nods excitedly oh my god seriously wait wait I was just joking I I was about to give you an actual good song and you just you're just you're just a really big fan of 2008 videos for children huh you see that hippo that goes like oo oo and you go back to a simpler time nothing else mattered but that one day where you open a present and realized despite what you wrote in your wish list your parents still didn't get you a jet plan as silly as it sounds I can't deny that I can't relate or I can relate oh right we were talking about Gummy Bear right so I can't relate to that you please I've spent an entire 50 hours of my life on this and that's not counting the breaks in between cuz there weren't any surely there's a better song we can find surely no no can you believe noo what oh yeah you've been acting quieter than usual is everything okay no yeah I'm fine I just um I'm sorry about before you know just for acting the way I did I know it doesn't amount to much but I forgive you whoa wait I wasn't even done talking seriously even though I've said all those horrible things about you I could tell you didn't mean any of it in fact I have a kind of secret talent for reading people's faces and right now I can tell that this is the first genuine thing you've said in a long while I'll admit it's a bit strange witnessing this new noo but I hope I'll be able to see more of them in the future thanks you're welcome yo hi star hope you're doing Wella me caveman and sister frog Frank Sinatra made a jingle Bell's cover he did that's that's my favorite Carol that one yes now we know that just like your past your tastes are forgivable uh yeah cool I'm glad what did she mean by that you use the onion key approach the keypad and enter the nine digigit passcode yeah that's right use Keys 1 through n on your keyboard to input the numbers yeah you got to use your fingers yo can you please keep fly while I'm tutorial ising what you talking to me entry number 44 George here my colleagues have all already fled so this will likely be my final entry experiment onion San escaped our defenses did little to stop their onion Powers it is a great shame onion had potential like no other however there's still a way to salvage this one final emergency protocol if onion were to ever initiate a game of hide and seek their brain is engineered to always choose the inner depths of this place as a hiding spot and when they finally come back heal they'll it's too unpleasant to write about in times like these I tend to think back to what my college professor said about my work onion what what the is that some Japanese or some his words inspire me to this very [Laughter] day that's a very nice and completely out of place keypad you've gotten your mod there use it looks like it didn't accept it okay I think there's some funny uh 21 you stupid uh 11037 how strange you could have sworn that combination of numbers would have worked maybe you were supposed to look of them upside down is that a reference to dang it Rob uh 1984 trying to randomly guess the password might not be the way to go though while we're at it why don't you try 38501 2921 so you didn't trust my advice that's okay I had no idea what I was doing either okay the actual password is onion so it's going to be a uh let's see it is is uh 15 14 uh 9 15 14 which is onion if you translate the numbers or the letters into their number counterparts it's open don't mind me no more my work here is done maybe I can quit being Mr hint giver and switch to a more memorable name like maybe Johnson [Music] none of the buttons work the Pinnacle of musical Triumph long elevator subverts and pleases every expectation nominated for the Granny's please the biggest problem with delu is it didn't have its version of long elevator I'll be playing it at my funeral marks my words Julian unrivaled Masterpiece heard they were going to make long elevator the British national anthem 10 out of 10 would listen to again never played undertale but I love the out of this song my mom thinks I'm sick tried playing this on piano way too complicated review bom incoming I haven't seen my daughter smile in years everyone stop fighting and look at this cool elevator that's a pretty cool elevator oh my God you opened the chest inside was you found onion sand you found onion Sand's dead body are you kidding me are we cursed what is everyone we meet either turn into a monstrosity or die I guess there's nothing we could have done check their body would you I'm too squeamish you rummages through onion Sand's apparently existing Pockets you found a broken keyc you found $50 dark dollars you found onion armor you found a punch card but it seems rather useless so you threw it away no you found another 10 dark dollars in onion Sand's other pocket oh and spare change in their wallet adds up to about two more dark dollars you found the donkey lastly you find what appears to be onion Sand's child he looks a little worried you decide to store him along with everything else you found in your key items so they were hiding in this tiny chest credit where credit is due it's a pretty good hiding spot in a certain Universe this would be an incredibly useful armor this is not that Universe onion sand Sunan can be used to restore 5 HP but you wouldn't really do that would you ride the elevator yeah I'm getting C CR no but really I hope they fix this before the mod comes [Laughter] out you I hate to add on to the pile of concerns we already have but I've just realized that noo the name I gave myself if you spell it backwards it becomes onion this this doesn't mean anything does it no okay thank I could hear people typing out theories from a mile [Music] away yo the dead pixel made it in too let's go I also love how the secret area references the the missing hit box here in delta in the regular game well well still traveling together I see like nothing happened like nothing time's up listen with your powers unlocked every person gets one wish why go out of your way to fight the mothers when Tim could just use your power to make them peaceful again then Susie could use your power to revive the dead and I could use it to restore peace to the entire world problem being we're all totally devoid of trust the frog in particular they believe I'm going to misuse their powers they believe Susie is going to kill them I would never but most especially they look at you Tim and they don't know what to believe in so help us out here if noo was a craz cruel Nar istic Prince then what the hell could Tim possibly be more backstory here Tim mom spent last night knitting this scarf how's it fit uhoh Tim it's okay you need to eat more than we do keep it so you want to become a king eh well it's not so simple Tim however if you really were to become a king one day don't forget about your mom's dad or your mom and dad okay thought it was an S weak little hey so you're wondering why his scarf is red and there you go screw it you forgive me I've taken things too far I was never a prince or anybody of that kind of stature my attitude my threats my overconfidence the hung body you saw it was all to make myself look more intimidating and I really felt like I had to become that otherwise you probably would have just walked away from the start it happened before I was too scared to let it happen again sorry back up back up immediate remorse right after I expose you red scarfed a classic case of trying to save your own ass I've been trying to save yours you idiot my ass if the mothers don't die we'll all die in we all will in exchange yeah and that's why we need those wishes you're operating on a myth we don't have time for myths we may very well be the only ones capable of stopping them all right cool then die instantly okay cool then die instantly we've gotten this far already fight them's our only way a long and convoluted way is what it is oh I'm sorry that run up and hit the thing is too complex for you it's suicidal you're totally goddamn Reckless I ain't the one in this room endangering the frog's life I'm not the one driving a white van around it was a royalty free I'm just here for the Thrills I will help everyone I won't let anyone else die because I'm going to be a king but first how do you plan to get past me you wack job with my magic spells you you're small yeah I love the running joke that lancer's bike Sprite makes him like really tiny yeah crazy I think they're 300 bits this stream feels like I just fell asleep in my brain is Conjuring up whatever the it wants no not this time what is it with you and wan to deprive Susie of sight huh you're blaming me for including the option in the first place yeah Fair Point no blind Lancer and Susie maintain a steady balance of spite smash X to make peace suszie cast a magical Shield somehow for some reason now you can't get close enough to make peace with Lancer you'll have to go through me first oo this Shield has built an AC smells like instability you tell Susie that hitting Lancer a bunch of times will be really good for his health that convinced her to stop caring about lancer's safety for a while Lancer revs up his motorcycle it's making duck sounds surprise it's Susie Shield again this won't go any further unless something gets done about her Lancer Susie maintainable you explained to Susie that all you were trying to do is make peace violently she totally thinks that makes sense and steps down from protecting Lancer for a while sucks to be any of us nothing personal adult it's everyone's favorite The Shield but it looks a little weaker this time trust me could this be almost over [Music] you convince Susie to align with your unusually detailed views on chlorine sanitization Susie gets so lost in her thoughts at the discussion she for forgets to protect [Music] Lancer Lancer and Susie are giving each other bunny ears even though Susie only has thumbs man was making some crazy piece yeah I frequently ma make peace by mashing the out of the X key on my friends this is this is how I make friends with people I walk up to them and I I do I do I do this to them Hees a l than nothing one 2 3 you're doing push-ups now it's what I do please stop just looking at you is exhausting me more fine I think I've vented out everything I needed to anyway yeah I I think so too I'm not going to lie noo I thought you were all talk but this well facts are facts you've thoroughly whooped our asses Lancer suszie we've won this [Music] fight thus we've won the right to stick to our decision you have the option to walk away and forget about us but I know that wouldn't be quite your style so help a brother out when we get things back to normal we'll have all the time to look into this whole Genie thing I did actively try to ruin your life remember yeah now imagine if you use that talent for something good negotiating a truce with your enemy a fighting move that no sucker would get caught at using in tournaments but at the same time it's rare to meet somebody so driven by hope huh then this means very well for as long as the mothers continue to exist I Lancer will swear to become your personal bodyguard my one pack abs and stunning average looks are yours to command it'd be nice too if you could like punch some stuff once in a while amazing the gang's back together all of us together at last Yahoo what's she so excited about oh I don't know I hate it The elusive lucky frog pardon us we forgot something back there mind moving Camp boss as a bodyguard it's my duty to body your guard while we were fighting some guy booby trapped the West Side room so you see it'd be far too risky to go back now oh no who could have been douchy enough to do such a [Music] thing yeah I hope Noel didn't trip over any of those booby traps what the reindeer I uh I think she'll be fine did you even see what she could do it's some magical one moment she's pitching me some Carol from the 60s and the next poof she's gone straight up popped out of existence right in front of me really huh well I don't doubt it no does always seem to be one step ahead of us no matter what right so if she can do that I'm sure she can avoid my those traps man I still can't wrap my head around who would do that to us good this Loop is starting to drive me nuts let's get a mo let's get a mosy on Boss what kind of trap yo yo yo yo yo yo a booby trap Count Me In I'd fall for that trap okay not to turn this into an interrogation but I got to ask no it's not close it's part of my skin and I can't take it off not about that I I want to ask about your wish if you figures out how to Grant one what would you wish for H I won't judge nah it's not that I just uh I haven't thought that far yet I guess but you were absolutely hellbent on getting you on your side and you don't even know what you're doing it for believe me there's plenty of reasons the problem is making the wish count for each person there's a millon different things they could want to nail it down to only three wishes or in this case just one I mean what if I regret it what if I realize I could have wish for something better this kind of stuff doesn't get decided on the on until the very end hey yo what the am I saying I'd say the same thing exactly you're pretending like you're not down bad all y'all judging me for my boob joke like y'all aren't the most down bad out there come on now come on now let's let's just be honest with ourselves twitch chat there ain't nothing left in this Zach's cup chat I believe this is the part where I get a drink this is from Sonic before after the sequel those are games I still haven't played and I really should at some point I'll be right back check grab my mouth [Music] I have obtained my beverage of choice I got that Baja Blast boys I'll be blasting her Baja till I for whom doth the Baja Blast Joe mama I'll be Baja on her blast till I Mountain de her hey yo that's a banger hold on wait that's a banger that's Extremely Loud correct buzzer I do in her mountain till I Baja Blast I'll be mounting on her do till I'm blasted my b got that baja blissy I don't know why I said that I Baja blasted your mother last night hey yo too far oh so when we make it inclusive it's too far I get it [Music] look I can make all these jokes about booby traps but if I say busy it's going too far n we're inclusive here all right let's get back to the game now all that's getting cut out of the video let me rephrase that then hypothetically if you absolutely had to make a wish right now what would it be revive the quizzer back to life to revive a computer huh she's uh she's actually called Maddie it was the first name I gave her after that I changed it up a couple times but now that I think about it God damn she must have really hated the other names quizzer the host gunsmith all these dramatic titles and all she ever wanted was I really could have done all this better we've overheard your last conversation earlier you think Maddy would ever give you a second chance man I don't know but it's not like she needs to with or without me she should get to live again there aren't many robots remaining that's another Factor there's me there was Maddie and here we got Susie oh hi I'm part of the conversation now legit it's only been hitting me just now that susy's a rarity I mean I thought me and Maddie were the only robots left to be honest I wasn't always a robot oh word I've made the conversation not too long ago 7 months back or the the conversion excuse me I read that as conversation the word was conversion Mary was so supportive of it I couldn't have done it without her Mary who's Mary Mary's Mary of course she's my sister she's the thing making bunny ears behind you h on the other hand if I had that wish I could also populate the world of robots like how it used to be oh oh and see first I want matd back and now I want all the robots deciding as hard as hell thinking more so especially with me when I'm even to this day I'm making bad decisions sometimes I wonder if one wish will be enough yes chat Susie is a robot in this in this mod this is not suie delun original character you were saying that you can grant one wish for each person in that case I could use my wish to Grant something for you then you'd have two whole wishes to choose from you're not serious oh hell you're serious what about your parents you're not going to to try and bring them back it's true that I miss them but I've already made my choice and it'd be rude to back down now whether you like it or not I'm giving you full custody of my wish God don't stop saying dumbass things seriously even if you gave me control of your wish Jim and Tiffany would be mysteriously brought back to life how stubborn oh I almost forgot that that's I mean that's my diary it is my bad I temporarily forgot that I stole your personal secrets and what else and I'm sorry that I weaponized your identity to try to get my way it was a real piece of move thank you I really appreciate that noo gets his diary back word of advice though oh look at look at the glowing yellow heart that's cute keep multiple Diaries they can't steal them all don't push it noo is now the Future King determined to save the world purple girl with trust issues and I have stole a dollar from the poor huh what are you Hing at we're sharing stories we're telling each other Secrets plain old friend stuff my reputation as the coolest guy is going to go down after this I love that he's just sliding while posing I disagree if being cool means to faint disinterest over the simplest thing there's an alternate term for that and it's called being miserable you can rebel against a lot of things Lancer but you can't rebel against your own don't say heart nah I was going to say gear cuz like you're a robot but gears are outdated technology robots have gone past it we've got a much more efficient power source these days what's that Hearts God damn she said it she revealed the secret eh that that doesn't make much sense I mean if you've got Hearts doesn't that make you human I wish I'd rather be human than this purple dinosaur thing Hearts Don't immediately equal human you know so what we talking like a metal heart made of the finest lead Zeppelins I could pull it out of my body and show you if you want as long as someone's capable of putting it back in now that's metal let's do it let's not I don't mind either way all right all right I get the message I'll do it on myself here I go Lancer gotcha you did not get man leave the scares to the ghosts will you but it's funny when you're mad H hey you you all right haven't heard you in a while they said ribit nice title drop oh actually it's a project title the hell yeah Ribbit is just a placeholder they're planning to give the mod a different name later on huh when will they get around of that in the sequel what about when ribit chapter 2 comes out well that's Delta Rune but ribbet is a full story no chapters or Cliffhangers involved H didn't know that so this is our only Adventure then that's kind of for boting in a way don't you think so love L they doing the slide that's so good W there it [Music] is this a cursed building the source of everything wrong and unjust we call it the lodge it looks smaller in the exposition scene this is what this is what we've been working towards everybody the mothers are just inside there you guys ready ready as I'll ever be ah I'm not ready I'm not ready engaging damn it Lance has been ghost snapped we probably should go probably help him [Music] probably wait so you're not going to help Lancer right I guess we could just run away instead any sensible frog in your position would do the same you I've literally just gained some character development when are you going to catch up and stop being a coward all right here we go boys it's time for this part can I do it ah I suck I'm bad oh oh yeah [Music] oh oh oh I put myself in a horrible [Music] position oh I'm so good thread the needle baby yeah a soft blck no not yet you I've summon us some magical jetpacks I'm going to activate them in five four ah screw the [Music] countdown here you go the that was a that was a cheap shot [Music] woo all right [Music] Victory oh W this is fun isn't it stand back everyone I've been saving an offensive spell for cases like this Omega Annihilation oh crap that was the healing spell uh anybody got more TP on them it was nice knowing you all you cannot give up just yet wake up you please wake up nice Miss menu yeah hey fellow inate a chot rag doll glad you're still with us well us it's just me here Susie seems to be missing how do we end up here ghost hunting didn't suddenly become illegal did it wait no this doesn't feel like just any ordinary cell we're I think we're in KNE deep type of in we're in the lodge I didn't think the lodge would have room for a whole prison but I mean this place wasn't made by living beings you know it's just manifested by itself one day not built but born through a warped and incomprehensible mind kind of like the grover hos so I guess it makes sense for it to not make too much sense you help me look for something to get out of here St in the meantime I'll be keeping an eye on this wall just in case it tries to pull a fast one it's one of those tallies used to Mark how many days one is spent in prison you wonder who was The Unlucky sap that scripp down all these lines oh that was me uh you're a really heavy sleeper you 14 months straight it's a good thing my perception of time is sked to all hell this must be that shower thing that you've heard so much about bit mossier than expected is this really the time to rinse off the Moss you are absolutely covered in Moss it reminds you of the olden days back in the Yonder swamps and it's just as stanky here a bad feeling looks attached to the wall it gets stored in your placebos simply because you met eye contact with it the item has no practical use but sadly that won't mean you'll let go of it anytime soon slow down your wig is still drying huh oh did did I say wig I meant I meant wig Let My People Go seriously let them go this Mug's starting to get heavy why does you talk randomly for this one line of text so how'd it go you find any working jackhammers by chance wow you smell like like a frog Actually I don't even remember what you smelt like before so that's scary but I think before they let us through you need to dress like a frog and be set on fire like a frog the master of 2004 comedy everyone anyway seems like you found more Jack than jackhammers maybe we should just try busting the door down or ring ring ring ring oh thank God it's Susie I've never been happier to hear your dead pan voice who's Suzie there's no point in playing dumb Susie besides we can recognize you by The Voice a voice does not make a whole person Future King noo how do I even know it's noo I'm speaking to what if you're just some alien hiding in nono's [Music] body not the one slur bro I don't know what to tell you Susie what if I could see us right now you'd know we're the real deal look I'm on my stick figure shaped knees here please help us me and you are trapped in a cell with nowhere to go but downhill there I say dramatically you are only suie and by extension hope I'll see what I can do there appears to be an annoying puzzle on my side three annoying white squares card symbols above each one oh oh I know what you're talking about you just got to input and match the symbols to form a password are we sure we can't just threaten it into solving itself threats are not the solution to everything Susie especially when you're implying puzzles have a conscience just do what I say okay I'm an expert at this stuff you to learn to do while doing your best impersonation of me all right we got to add a spade affirmative okay so I've added kirvy in what's next great now it wait you added what are you sure it's not just like a weird looking Spade or heart oh please I've got an extensive collection of heart x-rays back home and I can guarantee you none of them resemble corporate brand mascots that's like the least fun way to describe Kirby I've ever heard you don't happen to have an x-ray of my heart do you I do it looks like your hat cool can we please just keep going and now it's a monkey hi Shay happy night 19th months of me being subscribed to an awesome streamer here's to two years soon Shay love yo Cherry thank you for the tier two for 19 months appreciate you and now it's a monkey was this puzzle designed for or by children I don't know but it should seriously stop monkeying around wow we can't see each other and yet I can still feel your hatred I think I liked you better when your ego was wounded anyway can we try the threats now wait a second Susie I've got an idea there's still one last thing we haven't tried what is it what happens when you add another monkey I don't even know how I added the first monkey Let It Go calm down Susie hear me out here even if the symbols are all weird and nonsensical there's still got to be some sort of pattern to them right we just have to keep trying hell we might solve it next try I need you to trust in me Susie because likewise I trust you me and you might never get out of here without your help uh which one add Spade what is it tell us Mario chuffing a fat one oh I see I see I can kind of see the relation between this and the monkey one these might not be as random as we thought guys I'm feeling it let's start writing these down so we've got Kirby monkey and the fabled weed Mario let's try putting the symbols in Reverse this time or maybe monkey first then weed Mario there's only like a dozen or so possible combinations right yeah we'll be out of here in no time okay Susie put them in Reverse just let us know when you're done Susie you done yet yes she's done uh-oh Mary you're probably wondering something like what should I do I have a couple suggestions if you're all right with hearing me out don't that the matter of that cell especially the one with a green hat can you believe his nerve I'm going to become a king he doesn't deserve Second Chance in our world you agree with me right I do when the tuckered out mouse gets caught between the cat's claws something happens to ensure the mouse cannot get away again something crucial have I ever said how much I loved you yes how many times 455 6 450 56 you're losing count again I'm sorry that's okay I'm not very good with numbers myself I'd just like it if you could put more in effort in next time I love you too Mary kill the prisoners I love you to damn those brain brain worms go crazy damn it Lancer yep don't wear it out these cells ain't couple shoulder Rams was all it took to get free looks like you didn't have any problem getting out either H yeah so what about you and noo seen them yet no not so far I just came from the west side of the prison nobody was there well that's a shame isn't it the East was clear too looks like that just leaves the elevator I pass on my way here except the buttons to summon the lifter out of commission so I say we find another exit there are none to the West what about vents uh structurally weak walls anything there was nothing Susie come on I'm fairly sure you haven't been that thorough if you just let me squeeze past I'm sure I could back off when I said there's nothing I meant it guess we're just screwed then huh ah dear here if only Dr Alfie were here tragic back story a jetpack or some sort of wacky explosive gun device what did you just say okay fine I know they're called rocket launchers I was just no Alfie who is Alfie Alfie oh well uh is she created me or rather this body let me tell you she was something else by far one of the most passionate people I've ever met I mean sure you'd meet her and think wow she is one nervous wreck but behind it all is a genius someone who could change the world yet instead she uses her talents to help the little people someday I really hope to repay her generosity but until then bit too close don't you think how did it feel when she stripped your body of Soul took it for herself left you with a useless husk what the hell are you babbling on about now I knew there was a reason I followed you around you always had her scent what anybody associated with aly's experiments is a lost cause you'll either become just like me or let me help you is that right well sorry to say this but you're insane I didn't want to do this Susie at least not like this but I'd be a liar if I said I wasn't looking forward for a chance to unveil My True Form sorry alfies I know there's risks involved of activating it yo beef stock thank you for that three months tier one appreciate you but you know no one becomes a star without taking a chance surprise oh yes that feels so much better I see you still got some tricks up your sleeve Lancer ha Lancer I'm offended you're still going to use that name after such a transformation please let's forget about Lancer and let's say hello to meta the ghost that inhabits this husk of a robot body and the fabulous celebrity in the making wow really Susie you're going to defeat me with that dinky thing you're right how silly of me y Ribbit was put in the yellow Soul mode in the Delta room before it was cool the debut of the ever so Charming Entertainer catch me live this Tuesday Thursday every single day you know Susie I'm not sure if you could tell but I grew up watching too much TV and well ironically died for that very reason wandering as the world the the world is a ghost gave me plenty of time to think why did I spend so much time admiring the stardom of others when with alie's help I could reach that Crow for myself [Music] of course it takes patience to get a hold of such Fame and this dead world is far too dead for my [Music] liking uh I am bad hello I suck but if I were to just get a hold of that wish I could bring thousands no millions of people back to life and in turn a mass a fan club of grand proportions it's a pretty fabulous way to kill two birds with one stone is it not who needs an ad campaign when saving the universe is my ad campaign so you see darling I've got dreams I've got the ambition is that an easy is it that easy for you to turn heel to crush it all I mean this is starting to get a little bit hairy surely we don't need to draw this fight out any longer right come on what do you say we call it a tie nice pose well looking at his dick I see so it's not just a fight you're looking for I guess you like to stand by your awful choices to a Bitter End very well monster I'm done putting on a show it's not like the cameras are rolling anyway you desire Fame a fan club and I thought I was the one out of my mind roll reversal just dodge forehead one single wish is not going to get you a record deal rescuing a few million few million creatures won't mean they'll be grateful look around you everything's in a state of decay no sunlight freezing temperatures certainly not enough food for Millions this is the world you want to personally bring them back into do just face it everyone died because their time came and you're only still here because my axe got a little dull ah I was given a purpose to give everyone a quick end I take pride in it I Revel in it it makes me truly sad when a man gets stuck in his past there is no more hope and that's not me saying it that's just fact you really really desire to become a star meta then let me send you into the sky so you can burn Bright and Shine Above the Rest cancel before the pilots even aired now that's a Twist I did not see coming oh well I guess I just wasn't good enough huh or maybe you you're the one who'll never be as good as me don't think I didn't see that that that damn Shadow behind you Maddie I was supposed to make you proud sheesh oh he's flipping the bird thank thank you for playing the Ribbit [Laughter] demo currently grieving aformentioned redesign getting killed off Kickstarter backers not the mighty number nine joke I forgot about this a generous backer oh my God this is not a demo all right Susie that was our een teth guess at the password but judging by your lack of response I'm going to guess it didn't work oh man I haven't even considered what if it has a seventh symbol that would open up so many more oh hey you found a way to get to us that's some fine work Susie your eyes they're going all red did something happen Susie please open the door we can talk this through Susie thank you hey what happened oh nothing out of the ordinary my mind just froze up there for a second it does that sometimes memory leaks slow bandwidth uh you know how it is well no you don't I'm the only robot here oh oh I see well I was just going to say don't say it don't say squat I don't care I don't care at all I don't care I don't care I don't care at all well we're free right tired but free Runing animation's so funny is that confetti kudos for trying to liven up jail whoever you are you came back allow me to introduce myself grasp firmly the ones above wouldn't approve of this talk keep those PR precious veins safe wouldn't want to see them W to waste I'm liking it here I take offense to anyone who dares Escape running a little dry on veins Come a Little Closer buddy just one little vein the fridge has been caught once again back in The Slammer it has sworn to not run again it might even be let go early due to good behavior its good behavior includes cooling things and working at a functional level this is going to be tough but maybe this frge can turn its life around yet the fridge seemed broken then still broken now hey it's my good old pal so you made it out of the cell isn't that something you've come a long way since your childhood a long way away from home stupid frog how long are you going to keep calling it a coincidence a nice little front for why you're the only frog alive and of course they just let you go because why would their own do something like that was it an accident or were you just fed up of being locked in your house all life but your response was to chalk it down as one of life's great Mysteries I'm so sick and tired of you dodging responsibility you INR dial owner anyway you want to save it's an organized list of numbers from 1 to 230 an unnervingly large amount of them have been crossed out with purple ink I've been trapped here for so long I watched the place get overgrown of grass and flowers more importantly shouldn't there be a punch line around here don't worry about the grass getting tall I've been trimming it I'm sure I was supposed to say something funny it's a lone flower smells quite nice much better than what's buried underneath it anyway I'm on life support it's okay this is just how I've always lived my life I don't even hear the beeps anymore if you're a frog who changes other people's lives then I'm excited to see what you'll do unplug life support all right boys it's up to you chat ladies and gentlemen with a vote of 67 to 63 we will be unplugging his life support congratulations twitch chat you are monsters the beeping stopped he will suffer no more no hold on I got to twe that that's funny speaking of Twitter you can follow me there and see my funny posts and cute selfies in the Discord server all my socials actually it I have a blue sky I have everything unpluged life some let's continue everybody looks like damn those gift brainworms go crazy talk talk you're the chatty one so do your thing and talk about what anything I can't stand this music One More second of it and I'll what you don't like papayas okay but um I don't really know what to talk about a plan a strategy coordination uh we can't just head into the lion's den without a clue isn't beat the hell out of them plain enough like what else is needed yo toffee thank you for the raid welcome to you all just missed chat unplugging a guy's life support hello tffi hope you doing well it's good to see you lovely adorable little thing hope your stream went well and welcome to the end part of rivit a delter run mod sorry sorry it's just ribbit ribbit love you sh yo marsy thank for the tier two for 29 months sh Ribbit also Phantom thank you for the gift up the toffee we're playing Twilight Princess yo Twilight Princess is my favorite video game I always figured the more I overthink a situation the less likely I am to get through it up until late that's kind of been my whole life in a nutshell aren't you the same guy that hung a corpse to sell a lie I'd like to believe I'm not but that depends on whether you'll give me a second chance a second chance do you think even someone like me could get a second chance you're still thinking about that dog huh the dog yes the dog that I killed do you regret killing the dog I think so then if you showed a sincere effort to change stop right there this is pointless okay then boy this elevator never ends ah except when it does a comedic timing we're about to put an end to the world's worst enemy afterwards I don't want to hear the word pointless again understood you and me destroy me already I've been a bad Suzie bad Suzie shouldn't exist how many times do I have to kill you frog not that I want to I really don't want to but I will because I did and I'll do it again I can't help it they all just desire it my late friend they showed me something they shouldn't have I've never felt happier they gave me my sister back I've never felt more miserable we just want everyone to reunite with their loved ones is that so bad isn't that just lunacy don't you want me to go please head me where to stairway every frog what's going on if you're coming here in the middle uh it might be a little confusing out of context uh Susie's a robot noo here is uh going through his character development you hear an unprovoked voice behind the door you guys look like the type who know exactly what they're here for I mean from where I'm standing you guys sure look like a door but don't we all I I what uh we're not with the mothers just so you know what's your name hello you still there in a manner of speaking my name is jevil former Court Jester to the even former a king and your little entourage is here to basket my freedom yes no I bet you're itchy to kep behind this door but thems the rules are thems the rules find the three key Parts menend them together come join me in my humble mode or something like that you know more than me you Big Nerd C can I can I be in control of this conversation yet it's would it make a difference after all you're already in the midst of my challenge all that matters now is not what you say but which you'll dictate yourself to seek out the shopkeeper they're a long time friend of mine they'll know the way well that was a train wreck Susie Thoughts full of Despair too personal but sure let's just by the way remember when I said you look like a door I'm not sure if you missed the joke but doors usually have knobs so I was actually implying that you look like a knob of course that was before we became friends so don't worry about it actually screw it we are finding that shopkeeper really yeah just so I can get in here and pull on this Pricks ear find the three key Parts men them together I mean what's your search radius look like 48 rooms or so stop stop it you s gtq banned us from participating it said too many times it's me guys the Grim driver I can save you anywhere all we go to the [Music] field I forgot the music changes [Music] ask about jevil the following is a pre-recorded message from the well-regarded time philosopher via their Grandma's tape recorder I have a feeling that Trio of weirdos would come in and ask about a Jester type guy so I ran for the hills and left this convinc cardboard cutout to operate in myad let's just clear this up right now okay they do not pay me nearly enough for this I've been made it very clear that in my contract I have a fear of clowns so what does the director do brings in like mother 15 Heath ledgers into our studio including this jevil guy who I don't even know oh but he sure like to get chummy with me the creep and after I finally escaped the clown troop you guys came for one one last Clown job Shivers Shivers no sir I've had it I finally come to realize Hollywood was a mistake I'm out of here see you guys in 20 years for the reunion panel wait un beep un beep I just remembered something I've left a broken key part behind the counter please use it for something non- clown related ask about Sailors who are you asking get [Laughter] [Music] out Clown job flush hey yo also they added extra warp points which I think is awesome and that's just my gear shift try going back into the Sham the the time philosopher shop after unlocking the door but before hm okay I can do that oh wait I'm stupid I forgot to go make the key I forgot the most essential part of a Delta run speedrun [Music] what how did you get a hold on those three broken key Parts what's even more disconcerning is the faint smell of onions coming off of you L have been some Adventure huh now stand back perul 10 ft away from me and let me work my magic the broken key Parts became the every key well here it is but to be honest I do have some concerns was repairing this key a good idea after all never mind I guess you'll find out shortly won't you yeah adding a warp point to the stairway was very appreciated oh yeah I think I can we can finally put stuff on Suzie now so if you had the placebos finally you have the right key oh boy oh boy oh boy I've been waiting for this moment for a long time so what are you waiting for beep beep hang on my metal detector is picking up a special Placebo yes the one on you what are you packing Focus maybe ooh you little cheat yeah that's not going to fly in my domain de equip that crap but only just that crap the every key created a door woohoo come in come in make yourselves at home hang on you guys noticed it what their voice sounds way different not at all how it was before my stranger danger bells are ringing off the cuff let's be careful I've got my axe ready just in case you've got it ready for any case well that was a waste they weren't even in here where could have our mystery person gone oh I wouldn't know leave let us leave now into the gorgeous sunset why do you sound like a text to speech program guys are you serious that's not me hey that's not me either he's right I should have went with Microsoft Sam for better accuracy waa why is this dop naked you wouldn't happen to be a jevil would you nah that was like 10 minutes ago I'm not whatever the hell this thing is but about me what's the one decent design versus the 2008 Sprite comic edits was the budget too low ah whatever that's your deal all I'm saying is you three don't belong in this world on behalf of my superiors picky bastards they may be I'm here to restore you to your original selves well dang I forgot this was a hard mode mod you you call this restoring what is wrong with with you I'm going to call what I'm about to do doring move aside buddy we don't even know how to use these huh whoa whoa whoa whoa oh dude oh man a you going to gang up on me now that's quite the teamwork from a trio of cowardly selfish beings peace and love man fine you want to end with your balls out you got it fakers every name shape shifts into Papyrus hello it's me however you say that every name believes in you and lochas this is just self-defense ow my my HP is gone every name keeps a lookout for any mischievous dogs oh I don't have enough TP that's um what I sound like every name is sparing you it's too bad the spare option got replaced with send in this mod I hate puns wait actually do I oh my God look at look at the screen share every name keeps a lookout for mischievous dogs Nostalgia a Melody circles the air won't you play [Music] wrong memories came rushing back your invulnerability frames permanently went up by 24 spaghetti I prefer raw noodles ah we have eye frames now yay God bless you oh the healing the healing uh the healing Placebo is so good man all right I'm supposed to speak in all caps uh we're going to get some more I frames prepare to be captured by the great whatever every name shape shift into undy memories came rushing back 20 more fres so how do you pronounce unine anyway and uh so forth oh the the green arrows heal me I got to keep that in [Music] mind I thought you liked Justice every name makes a face but it's not like you can see it from here don't panic we're just doing a little [Music] training oh yeah diagonals that's a thing you went on a date with undy it was fun but it felt kind of like a modern a go a I don't know your defense has dramatically increased for this turn give me 20 Punk 20 deaths [Music] the battlefield fills up with cool smoke effects because of the nearby the go was the rigorous education and training program mandated for all Spartan citiz all right I can't Linger on this today's forecast reigning Spears you're not running from me this time this fight is so cool H not bad said the ego in your head okay my eye frames are like over two seconds now this will be a final test what I don't remember that I don't remember that in this fight what the every name shape shifts into metaton but the actual one oh no every name assures you that this is not an act getting tired let's take a quiz break quick tell me undertale's fun value range what there was a right answer are the te's and metaton silent I can't tell every name strikes a pose for the thumbnail oo what an outstanding form you're surrounded by a crowd of adoring fans Melody circles this fight is so cool don't worry it's only going to get hotter seems like we've left Earth's atmosphere no fair I'm the only one allowed to spam oh the the green explosion bombs actually do heal you that's cool nice missile I have shape shifted into myself hey what the hell does send do you the Frog attack hp90 if they hop like a frog they' break break both their legs I you the Frog declare that I may in fact be a sonicos I've got no how to no idea how to play this stupid game and get this this cheating bastard can use Focus against me but I can't use Focus against them It's the final burst in memory your invulnerability frames went up by 48 because you recall the memory too many times it doesn't feel special anymore seems like it won't have any further effect so the idea is I just fight every enemy I see blah blah blah my name is you I'm a sucker for ER statements man I thought my name sucked what do you mean it's perfectly clear who's talking right now oh oh hang on check this out hey look at this I'm doing the only strategy you've had this whole fight no no no I no Susie you've got it all wrong I'm the real you so you like genocide runs let me try one on you huh there's a pacifist run I didn't know guess who every name shape shifts into flowey flowey the flower uh I'll call you oh I didn't get that I didn't catch that in time to do the voice filter are these pellets really all I have God I have so many eye frames never mind just found the end all be all oh [Music] yeah right gang which is the first green going to come from [Music] damn neither Clover jump scare hey guess who it's every name plans to beat this game as real as r as as real this is such a cool boss fight for some reason an angel just got their wings getting real tired of pronouncing these names every name plans to beat an RPG they've just gotten all these other games on their backlog every name desires to be in a boy band all these references oh I've got a lot of power for a [Music] 10-year-old oh yeah I love the the infinitely healing lightning bolts every name ships into all right seriously when is this over leave stay not feeling myself I see even when they've got their differences the dreamers will always make time for you on account of the free tea and Delicious Pie your defense increased for this turn my child ah her catchphrase any those green fires want to drop in the battle B how did I miss that aside from the fact that I'm not funny reading this might not be a good use of your time I'm an ex-husband that's not my catchphrase you look at Susie her calm demeer in the face of danger starts rubbing off on you I'm baking your favorite you I'm not sure you can bake tea you look at noo with a burning gaze he gives you a reassuring thumbs up how about a story before bed we call it every name okay wait time out at this rate I won't I can't s Suzie going crazy by the way yes isn't this annoying isn't this infuriating isn't this not worth it so you want to live fine you get to live but don't waste this second chance especially with how much you you've bunged bung bunged the first let's catch up another time I'm out you won just kidding you're only a quarter way through my fight Dingus I mean I've transformed into all these cool characters but did you really think I missed out on the chance a transform into Sand's undertale easiest undertale fan game okay I'm bored you can go now to hell with this not like I'm ever pinched on the cheek for a job well screwed thanks for the laughs gang that was at least a quarter of a thrill right there sure let's do this again sometime how about let's not in retrospect fighting really is a boring little Endeavor but seeing your resistance against wanting to slap the other Ling hell out of me I do respect that you know maybe there's some hope left for you after all there isn't yeah well I put emphasis on the word maybe didn't I here for the one with an actual original design every name was added to your placebos greeny seems like he's doing well for himself and the girl pretends not to care by process of elimination seems like you're the only one who needs help frogling and boy do you keep that chin up after having to spend time with me surely things can't get much worse all right now Sho go away bye-bye Tata and so forth weird how this lava pit appeared right after we safely clossed this Gap you're weird ah I'm lazing about you didn't forget to re-equip your stuff right your final challenge will be climbing these winding stairs to conquer them effortlessly and you know play the rest of the game after that every name with this you can discard your old identity and start a new as someone stronger ah I can't equip anything Susie come on be a pal [Music] about every name but there's no one around to actually can you give me a second as your narrator I might be able to provide an explanation okay here we go every name is a fictional character created by the Maxine for the delter and modification rivet originally conceived as a character for maxines unreleased novel not the citations they first appeared in ribbet as the secret boss and oh it's a stub [Music] but good go not the citations [Music] bro you wouldn't do that would you would you would I would I consume onion Sand's son would I do such a thing you know what I'm going to vote on it while I'm in the bathroom cuz I got to go pee we're going we're going to make a pole all right Gamers my chat has chosen well we'll do this when the rest of the party members back actually because I think there's a funny thing for it Welcome to our lodge yes I understand you're positively troubled horrified frightened you need a room for the night but you're terrified over the possibility they're all taken there there we've got spares so then how long will you be staying with oh don't answer that we already know your general friend the purple one she's already provided us information about you hm she said you muttered it to her don't you remember anyway yes yes yes your date of birth your various medical conditions it all checks out I'm going to need you to sign right here just the first name is fine so that's how a real person handwrites interesting in any case the hunt for the nicest veins is on we'll give you ah Head Start friend my chat has opted to eat the onion child onion son Sunan can be used to restore 5 HP but you wouldn't do that would you you ate onion child successfully recovered 5 HP this will have dire consequences who made this no one the writing is illegible the only thing you can make out is every word on the sign the writing is elgible anyway you're pretty sure this elevator leads back to the prison ironically this isn't even the first time a prison felt like the safer place to be you call this a head start it's the Widow reach in you tried to reach your hand through the window but you were too early Latin Devon I that's a bunch of words I don't know you hear a radio broadcast coming from Widow oh it's that 80s pop song again so we got to do it when the red shows up you stuck your hand through the window it felt freeing for both parties involved Widow feels ascended but suie deflected your attempt to send huh what are you doing I'm not letting you send it why it's our enemy exactly fight it what then why are you I mean fight it you're not gaining anything any other way you've got weapons for a reason so use [Music] them [Music] no spooky what are you doing in the staff room trying to hide from the rest of them well I'd be tempted to just eat up all your veins right now but I did promise I'd go one day without veins to see if I'll break or not don't ask confused keep up flex your arm what do you see in it a vein our mothers they're Gathering a collection of Limbs arms primarily we help in exchange we're permitted to suck out the veins The Leftovers of each gathered arm God that's my skin crawl what's with the look you could do well with realizing yourself there's nothing wrong with a little addiction yes there is everyone is entitled to their own opinion some creatures are born and think breathing is gross so they just die on the spot they call this painting regular hands boy yeesh they'll foreshadow anything these days I didn't even know about this they'll foreshadow anything these days I'm sure this doesn't mean anything what a good day Not only was I initiated as a vain gatherer I've gathered 20 sacrifices on my first day oh a frog that's rare maybe I should ask you on my streak oh look at my greed how could I no no you my friend get to share in My Rewards you got a vein jar well to say this much it tastes great when you don't think about what it is this novel you saw this exact same novel back at torial in its title used to rub you the wrong way but lately you've worn warmed up to it Old Yeller Jesus we have a vein jar healing greatly depends an onslaught before you understand your goal to avoid the pain it brings to your soul but say as it bleeds red a new strategy begs the impaled speak alike but watch not your soul but the leg they've got a fancy wedding dress just perched up here you don't know what to do with this information yes is the wedding on Shall We Begin the ceremony I think you've got us confused with someone else pal no no no I could have sworn one of you with a spouse coming in just look at your wife to the left of us I'm sure one of you will recognize her that's that's the right hey left of us well it's their right but it's you mean the dress she looks gorgeous are you asking us to marry a piece of cloth not asking you already went so far to arrange all this it's your obligation now now come out with it which of you three is the spouse oh please we're not going to entertain this lunacy right you there there only a four vote difference between the two of them will there be a last minute will there be a last minute flip will Georgia remain blue and noo is the [Music] winner you look at her and by her I mean the literal nothing that is within that dress which for some reason I gave a gender giving gender aside I'm not giving a gander towards this plan that's a banger line so be it looks like you'll remain single for all et not my house you do not come in my house with this talk I suppose if you won't marry her one of us will have to no way but but what if God you people fine I'll be the sacrifice but this is all in the name of saving the world got it and besides I give us two months at best dearly beloved very few are gathered today to join us join this man and woman in matrimony truth be honest this turn out is miserable I've never seen a smaller wedding speaking of small I'm shrinking an inch for every word you utter focus on your wife Mr noo noo do you take this woman to be your wife to love her honor her to keep her in sickness and in health for as long as you both live do I no no you say it the other way around I no I had it right the first time uh well now the Madam and the dress do you you take this man to be your husband to love him to honor him and so forth oh yo she died it's the opposite her falling over is a passionate way of saying yes that's not what the opposite of dying is next up do you have the ring eh we'll go dig one up in the garbage later then without further Ado I just noticed you and suie in the tuxes that's so that's so cool look at you's Hair by the power invested me by the dark of world I Now Pronounce You wife and husband you may now kiss the bride you may now kiss my ass it's too bad you can't since this wedding's not poly polygamous I can tell your stalling when you start spamming Wise Cracks get this over with already noo uh just just look away or something would you noo kissed the bride Susie did not look [Music] away you got married well no noo did but oh I'm Overjoyed another young couple is sent off to a new chapter in life it's a cookbook you can't make the wife join your party that' be endangering her wellbeing inside was a wedding ring hey look at that incased in a blinding Diamond a ring fit for royalty the name noo is engraved on it hey now noo can use the ring judging by the background and how you can see through the door this door leads nowhere 237 is that the Stanley Parable door oh I'm nasty with it that's the shiny ah The Shining of course you I had an idea suie doesn't seem to be allowing us to send the enemy so why don't we deploy our past tactic on your count let's blind her okay it's a bland new John do blind blind Clin kind C killed kill kill Sue I'm mles I feel partially responsible for this getting added to the [Laughter] mod I feel respon I feel partially responsible for this [Music] don't worry you're blameless [Music] kill Susie kill Susie kill Susie kill Susie kill Susie kill Susie kill Susie kill Susie kill Susie oh with Susie why why'd you do that I did not ask for [Music] this he that dead John do snapped on a code worker recently and is searching for the right words to apologize you told John Doe that all this fight could get someone hurt curiously they haven't considered that before and become hesitant to go on oh my God I'm getting en rolled stop stop I don't care what this is about we're supposed to be a team stop fighting go back there okay here's how we're going to play this out I'm going to send this enemy on my own and you too you'll stay right the hell there and if I see any of you move rest assured you'll be no more healing spells from me now I'm going to turn around and I'm going to send it good this better not happen again narrator voice it will happen again uni cing fruit for all the wrong reasons do not eat there's no bathrooms in this [Music] world what actually killed me ah oh uh hi sorry if I'm getting in the way I just saw that white sheet over there and had a nice conversation about the futility of things that is until I realized that it was not a ghost oh no why am I telling this to a bunch of strangers so embarrassing um anyway since you're here you're probably wondering what I'm doing in such a spooky place it all started when I don't understand a single thing this ghost is saying well yeah did you forget you can only talk to Mother spawns regular ghosts like this one are too far gone to be understood right who came up with that stupid rule again I tell you but 20 years from now no one would get it and that's how I could have hypothetically ended up here now it's for the real reason oh no I guess the story was too boring oh no you weren't listening to it at all oh no I want to run away but you have me cornered against the wall hey um this is kind of out of the blue but I've got a brother who's way more successful and talented than me if you ever see him please tell him if he still wants to start our band actually never mind still me to ask it's tough to out here without a computer I really should go and find one guess I can hang on a little more though well yeah he's dead so that's that's my bad you have to go get this again no I oh actually it looks nice okay so we tossed the rotting fruit that just kills me a humble snack with a Milky touch rated semi acceptable by the health department hey what's up juel how's my favorite fboy artist doing oh I have to fight John do again ow how did I miss that I suck oh uh noo get the up noo made out of tissue paper so R's made a papier-mâché and noo is made out of tissue [Music] paper oh I see okay that makes sense okay we're back to where we're supposed to be now all right uh jump cut moment you're probably questioning why I had to replay some of the game and uh also my shirt magically has changed oh it's this room I forgot about this the big room he guys I think Maxine ran out of budget the Robuck ran out uh oh everybody ribbit's canceled r a budget chroma key moment yeah I could put something funny in here it's my favorite enemy in the game gu this is obviously my favorite Ribbit enemy he won as a think that GI up to Maxine y they' be staring at me and and that's it yeah the game tone got so serious that these things no longer say when you interact with them sad [Music] scene surely I mean now the game tone is so serious I mean surely surely nothing ridiculously silly would happen in the next like 5 Seconds you ring the bell a pathway has opened up in the previous room wait do you not have to fight this we the 22 Creations would like to make sure you relax during your stay here so we'll kill you we'll kill you and rid all of those bad thoughts and veins of course out of respect you'll die in the order from most to least adverse to death whenever you're ready whoever is least comfortable with this let yourselves be known you Susie fill me in here what is it saying hey what are you doing tell me what that thing's saying the frog the frog Harbors deep regret over the last 12 years of life it makes sense that they'd be ceased through our ravenous teeth first now wait just a second this isn't right why are you saying you've had a worse life than this frog actually yes that was going to be my point so I'm going first what what are you saying to that thing answer me step on that spot Susie and close your eyes what is going on Susie can now use the Healer spell how upsetting I thought this was supposed to kill me she's cheating she's cheating when will she ever die nothing's changed bad end was called in you and suie blankly looked at each other other your TP intake temporarily increased eeny meenie you have no idea what you're standing on but it feels like it's tilting next you can't recognize your friends faces all of the sudden you have no idea you told bad end of tail of frog that couldn't breathe underwater it seems be mused pressures you into telling more your depth perception falters the distance between you and the enemy is getting smaller you have no idea what you're standing on but it feels like it's tilted oh I skipped that dialogue by accident whoopsies my bad the thing hasn't happened yet yo kill Susie you told the story about a frog that couldn't live through the summer bad end is letting out little laugh laughs next you told a story about two frogs that took each other out in a heated fight bad end notice you've deliberately left out some details eenie meanie your depth perception FS you told bad end about this one house that went up in flames and took the lives of many but it's just a story it's not actually real next still waiting for the thing to happen [Music] bang sussy oh I need 28% for that this next story is more like a fact it's about yourself and how it demonstrates how only terrible your luck is bad end pies you eeny meenie bad end's posture is weakening service service novice they say the Frog still ringing the bell to the very day no thing yeah so what can happen there is that the green the the thing that turns bullets into healing can actually happen on bad end and it causes you to get fully healed it's very cool it's a defibrillator hey look wow is this a reference to hit indie game Yumi Niki this closet won't open no matter how hard you T tug at the knobs must be a fake propt it's possible that sleeping on this bed will whisk you away into a 2007 RPG Maker game the problem with the aaki genre is that no one's thought of doing that yet lots of books here including but not limited [Music] to and who could forget wow that sounds like the messages people send me on Discord anyway dream books are so creative you look outside and you see something incredibly amazing you consider pinching yourself on the cheek just to be sure actually don't do that it takes two hours to get back [Music] here holy it's surfing Pikachu hell yeah must be a fake prop forget the bed forbid the head Forest bagette dream books are so creative wow so cool that thing outside holy it's surfing Pikachu may he surf the tital waves forever more what did surfing Pikachu die holy it's surfing Pikachu all right we're almost at the very end boys just a little bit further now who's ready for the action set piece [Music] ow this can't be good they don't call me sheay undertale for nothing baby should we turn [Music] back kill suie that's a tight Gap [Music] run cool Suzie I love a case of brain worms the worms the worms are back yeah remember the undy fight new cut scene if you die during the draw mini game oh God all right well now I got to [Music] see I've never seen this so [Music] [Music] whack her Mary's eyes Shone like a diamond gold seen from the darkest corner of the hallway of the young as she cautiously walked closer her Mary's voice grew merer no longer the uniter of lost souls what else could Mary's goal be to put everyone out of their misery yet they couldn't help but hesitate all their guilt and shame Spilled Out clumsily onto a belief's name for when her Mary said something else was to blame the only Mary left was me more credits oh oh counts just completing that part okay cool kill Susie you can exit heavy-handed someone's spare there's not much to look at if you'd ask me that's one of the biggest problems about this place everything Blends in after a while can't tell where I am can't tell how what I'm standing on or how far away from I am from a wall then I walk straight into one and axe surprise like o it was that close um that axe actually every other object too has that color on it but not all the way the door in the field or that one path near the forest maze it's not like it's natural for things to be colored pink but am I just Fring over a color now maybe I should ask noo what he thinks um know what oh he's gone again my mom's appar by the way this is you talking to themselves if that wasn't clear enough we're looking in a literal mirror here my mom's apparently somewhere in this Lounge doing terrible things no matter how many times NOA repeats that I assume he must be wrong I don't get how a coincidence can line up so perfectly that it becomes my duty to stop her how does that how does he even know it's her does he just have my family tree laying around somewhere well okay it's not that implausible our family wasn't just a pack of nobody's we had a sort of reputation for being the biggest frog based family in the city and there's only one and the only one around I think that's why my mom never allowed me to wander out of the house as much as I hated her for it it kept us safe until until nothing you know what maybe noo is right and it is her she would have at least one reason to be angry at the world or maybe it's not about that so much as it's about using the world to make me come back home so she can scold me it's not wrapped in a box it just comes by itself my vision combat ability my general understanding of the world has sharpened since the eyes began glowing it's not just a tool to defeat ghosts with it benefits you in just about every aspect do they know thanks to suie I also owe it to my brothers sisters even the ones I never knew about I think just their presence alone makes me physically stronger but I don't mean to nitpick it's just even though I become like this why is my family getting upset with me lately well um maybe I'm just getting complacent I've been so excited about this new life I've been neglecting the frogs that gave it to me just goes to show if you want to own something special you have to trade part of yourself in return not like I was doing anything productive with My Soul anyway I remember when I first got here I was all by myself with no clue of my whereabouts there were things in people trying to get rid of me I should have been scared and to be honest I was kind of trying to force myself to be as if being scared was a way to tell that I was still me but my heart stayed calm no matter how much I tried to stress it out I didn't know what to think about that I didn't know whether I became someone else or just figured well I'm this close already why I waste breath worrying anymore I don't want to eat my own words but I think I'm going to live a lot longer than I thought forever even and I only know this because of her boldness everyone's going to remember Susie as some crazy person but I know she's not she showed me that no matter the cause I'll come back to life like nothing happened now she's put her trust in me to help her back end me only I can understand her suffering that's why I'll free you from ever having to confront it so um I'm doing fine now stop asking thank you come again what the is going on brainworms everybody else may not care but I know how many of us you've sent an eye for an eye right we took over your world and sent every living being out of the afterlife so you just had to send a couple of us out as well just had to you're a bad frog not even because of what you did but just because we already did it better anyway the painting's not for show kindly leave I can't I'm not approved to say more about that painting if that's what you're asking it's not our place to get curious about the vessels we're only allowed to fear it's a painting oldest days painting seems some tear and wear the art in the question features a man in his 30s and a dog to his left there's a title inscribed on the the bottom former vessel Shay I come here after being busy for how many months and I come back to a frog with trauma yo sppy thank you for that too appreciate it if the Frog didn't want to kill Susie before then something must have affected them to suddenly cause that idea to sprout whoa brainworms It's a door gsh portal is shape this is the point of no return heading in now means you're finished with everything else you try to open the gate but there's no handle even just touching the gate itself or knocking against it does nothing it's not budging wait okay let me try ah that sucked well no worries I'll find us a way I mean all we got to do is uh all we need to do oh man not now after all this way come on not now stand back there we go vessel what did it mean by vessel how are you able to open that gate Susie what what the hell have you been keeping from us who are you were you have you been you'll see Susie wait you I'm having some serious second thoughts here for all we know she's been leading us into a trap all along we're not just going to follow her are we uh-oh oh no the worms the worms are back the worms the worms the worms are back are you real where for real is more like it name's noo we're here to help right oh sorry for the tone it's not the first time I've heard those words I get it things have been pretty hopeless for you [Music] guys ah I'm making too much money but don't worry I've got these two in any case you're looking at a Bonafide magic wielder magic I thought it died out you really have it are you going to use it to make things better that's the plan but before all that I think we should evacuate you first there's no telling what will happen to the lodge once we're done well I'd like to go but my leg it's not doing so well shame I wasn't born with arms or I could have at least crawled my way out of here terrible um Nono was it or not quite it's Nono if it's not too much to ask say no more one healing spell coming right or or yeah they can help too I guess you know how to patch up a broken leg you go what is this sound fight fight fight damn you got their ass kicked what is wrong with you two ever since we got here you've acted nothing short of horrible now with Susie I'm not surprised but you I thought you understood I viewed you as a hero what kind of hero starts swinging blonde objects in innocence I'm I'm ashamed I really hoped you were better than this I thought you were the one making us kill our parents that's not the same thing and you know it they're not innocent we never even agreed to help you eh have you ever considered anyone's opinion other than your own have you even once stopped to think about how we feel have you ever wondered if we're scared uncertain or did your plan to sacrifice Our Lives outweigh all of that no one's getting sacrificed we're save your comfort truth is this isn't about year we just don't care we never did from the moment we've met the only reason one of us even bothered agging along with you was because you threatened them into submission of course now that we know those was were just empty threats pray tell what reason is there to keep on following your lead so we can selflessly Crown you as a king so we can wish everybody back to life do you trust Lancer that much even though he just ditched us like hell you do you're still a selfish brat Tim you just got better at hiding it you please say something the worms everything's so screwed and that's not even the worst part what's really awful is everyone telling me to let go of the one thing keeping me going I don't know what to do anymore but you're probably right why would anyone try to save you I'm so sad I'm a sad frog how can a frog have us and not use that to kill Whatever Gets in their way come on you it doesn't make any sense I hope you're not just stoling for time a crumpled up photo sits in the corner as if someone didn't want to look at it it's a big Susie and a human who's taken in the orphanage they look close she's even smiling in a way you haven't seen before also she doesn't have her glowing eyes here but the human does o the lore the lore a couple of tossed empty bottles woof you can still smell the alcohol them someone must have expected to see must have been expecting to see a lot of time here and judging by how much time got how much got down the amount of time it's clearly not enough it's a diary there's just one entry written inside written in purple ink wrapped up my duties our servants should be able to automate things for a while I'm off to scout for further potentials if everything goes right please expect me back by 10 o'clock isn't it 10 right now it's likely there was more entries at one point they just might get periodically erased so others can't Snoop to be fair though that kind of eliminates the point of a diary I'm the point of return you may have met my brother the point of no return ignore him he's a liar and a fraud use me and I'll rewind time to before you enter the Blue Gate do you want to go back okay but if you ever see the point of no return again tell them I'm itching for a fight shirtless in the rain you open the closet mountains of chalk start spilling out you shut the closet quick heavy breaths contemplating what the hell did you just see chalk it's a window to the outside world not to mention the only one in the whole building someone must have specifically wanted to be installed here probably someone wistful who enjoys writing diary entries and staring at the window with their fists pressed against their chin thinking I sure hope nobody reads my diary come over not much to look at in fact would you believe we've already seen everything twisting Pathways treasure chests ghostly creatures you've seen them you've opened them you fought against them all of them what's new and exciting is about to become routine tomorrow onward you'll wake up again and you'll Traverse the same roads again and you'll hear me say the word again again vocabulary only has so many words the worlds only have so many ways to go life lasts too long again hey I have a question what do you think about me isn't there something in particular you like to express something honest but then there were other times where she made an effort to protect you maybe she's not such a bad person but then you'll be left all alone Susie called you her friend no one's ever done that before but then that makes her kind of an intriguing person to be around doesn't it wait no are you serious oh well luckily there are ways to escape routine usually they start with small yet intimidating tasks just little things to help Escape your comfort zone and then they escalate from there itd be raining meteors and wow shooting stars I sure hope that doesn't have any implications in the next 10 minutes let's hope noo wasn't down there I'm moving like Oppenheimer can we pretend like we're shooting stars in the night the pixel that pixel that I hate no there's one on the other side too there she is there's the Frog mom and the sui spe Suzie species mom I haven't got much to say I was just talking to my mom early this morning at best I can let her know about the weather rainy we'll let you and your mom catch up I'm sure you've got much to discuss after all these years good talk good talk good talk he may be chatting up a storm never mind we don't have time to talk we don't have time for anything anymore heat us mothers the world's dying and yet Susie and the Frog still presume they're in control I request you to D these vessels up hey they've got the worms too no matter how much a mother will hate their child they'll always feel the need to forgive them whether this forgiveness is sincere or not it still somehow happens baffling as it is but if their hatred never ceases pause is there any Humanity left to them get up you idiots we're too hurt no you're not you just want to think so that's how I realize the mothers weren't responsible for ruining the world on the surface yes they are the culprits because they are the ones who swung the hatchet just like how Susie swung one with the Phantom guiding her arm didn't I say this way back when to destroy the world the mother's united into a singular Abomination well clearly they're not United here you're looking at hallucinations the real monsters whatever they are they're hiding away the conscious listen they pay attention they care if they're threatened and so the unconscious can take advantage of such traits and manip ulate them the mothers used to have a heart and that's how they became the puppets of a monster can't believe you're filling Us in after all that was said oh don't get me wrong I still think you suck right along with you but you know what there are so many other people I could be doing this for and I realized hey I sure as hell I'm not doing this for you but you're going to do it for them now rise and shine you're fighting whether you like it or not know initiated his own battle this monster was a parasite requiring one or more hosts to even exist when me and others saw through its hosts behind them was a being we got very confused by and when it saw us for some reason all it thought about was hands hey look no foreshadow anything nowadays encountered whatever Manos Manos 1966 born in the field hidden in the forest lurs unsuspecting into the lodge Manos is an ever expanding mass of control reducing everything and everyone to basic impulses so if you've been confused on the plot or motivations in this game essentially Manos is brainworms think of it that way the glowing purple or glowing pink eyes that's that's him that's the gift he uses it to control people and make them do bad [Music] you eyes on me you know I was kind of bluffing back there I was entirely ready to accept that I had to fight this thing on my own you could have ran you could have sat there and took the hits but you're still here fighting of your own volition say what you will but those shaking hands say everything fear equals the will to survive [Music] all this because can you believe this whole mod exists the whole plot of this mod is because of a bad movie hey Susie forget it no no don't worry I know you hate listening to sense and logic actually that murder thing you like so much you're totally allowed to do it because of what what movie MOS the hand of Fate it's a horrible really bad movie H Susie got motivated all right hurt noo this movie sucks so yeah this thing brainworms the gift brain worms that's literally what it is okay all right shin up there noo I mean this ain't this ain't this barely even counts as a monster where's the teeth the scales the everything monster likee instead after all this buildup we got with someone's School play school outfit so yeah Manos brainworms now the whole story makes sense oh also su's a [Music] robot that was a [Music] thing go try hope chaos King if he wasn't bad true oh yeah right uh you has to use try [Music] hope ah ah no the worms but yes essentially Manos has been controlling everybody to bring them sacrifices and that's the uh that's the that's the gist of it that's why you has gotten more unhinged and why their eyes got to be purple I what happened I feel so tired all of a sudden noo has left the party you tried to calm down but shut up shut the hell up and I don't want to ever be Calon I've got time I have failed RPS I don't know anything [Music] anymore yes give me more TP more give me all of it [Music] Manis I don't [Music] oh my God I suck at this one don't anyway the placebo that turns things into green attacks is like insanely good in this fight like ridiculously good I don't we go paper I feel I'm feeling a rock yeah oh that was Rock sick I don't know anything anymore I don't know anything anymore I understand everything now oh who whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa this attack gets a little insane in the membrane I don't know anything anymore I understand everything now ah no no I don't want to go to Great Britain no I don't want to go to Brazil stop you see the dust sword I have the dust sword oh you mean in this fight yeah I'm aware of that I saw that on my last L there ah wow look at all these red hands the blot of a Mori is a little different than I remember it being hey hey you're not supposed to do that that's undertales game over screen not Delta runes Alo this is the longest attack ever this is like prf chapter 2 DJ's length hello Susie thanks for the save hey Susie saved me I'm no longer Manos yay suy soul is still inside the creature She's mine not yours she chose loyalty to Manos you are not even loyal to yourself no loyalty no hope death follows strong behind you the last frog alive The Last Hope remaining first wish Lancers said that you would only Grant a wish to who you trust most and right now it's I wish for a resolution to everyone's path if I can stop myself from knowing my own name all the references Manos imitates human behavior but doesn't get the genuine genuine gen genuinity is that a word wishes are not free Bonk man feels so heartbroken why does it have to feel this way you defied the rule of one wish per person and brought down another under the world I wish to see the sights of the world and to roll them up on the one vast space yo I love Katamari deas no going to back down now if that's what it takes you'll summon all the wishes I wish I could order coffee without looking like an idiot fool fourth wish onward and it's far from the last is that a reference to I wish I could actually get around to watching this show someday oh come on now oh oh no a I didn't get it in time uh I need scissors yay man I feels so heartbreaking heartbroken what does that to feel this way how can one frog gain possession of seemly infinite amount of wishes I wish for World Peace oh and maybe like better prison security while we're at it thank you Mega Man I agree you do need better prison security that Wy be breaking out of jail like every game man how do you do the rock paper scissors attack you look what he deals at top and then you pick whatever beats it [Applause] anyway the green Placebo is so good in this fight because it's like it keeps you in it cuz one of the biggest things is that you don't really get healing in this fight you're starting to gradually realize the real cause behind this power you had in time just once I wish I could rewind time to make things right mana mana man man man Manos relax I haven't seen this attack before wait is this a new one I I've never seen that move oh come on Dick y you like chaos King I suck at this one it's not about the sheer will or bravery the reason is simpler than it seems Monokuma I wish for more danging rapper references six were clearly not enough I actually had seen that one there's a bunch you don't see every single like Max made like a ton of them for this fight uh paper we need scissors yay wait that's Rock I'm dumb that's Rock not paper H what's the reason why I have infinite Wishes game it's because of the falling stars such a good joke also Master Chief is here now yeah shooting stars give you infinite wishes don't you know that's convenient it's okay the mod's nearly over [Music] [Applause] by the way you can I'm pretty sure if your first attack you use is with the dust guitar mados just instantly dies but like it's like a goo goober Easter egg get me out course course Master Chief what do you think you're doing in this mod sir finishing this fight this ought to be enough with the strength of the frogs you know Monica surrounding you you put it all into the final wish honestly things have gotten too serious lately I may not be very good at telling jokes but here's one for the folks get him out of here no hey we brought the quizzer back to life just like you said bed no wait so they were on a floating island all along does that make sense to you they were probably just kind of winging it at that point how much you food you think is on there they were probably just winging it yo The Rock I what happened I feel so sore all of a sudden hell I slept on the floor more once more ah Jesus this hurts almost feels like I'm dying because of the headache wait a second headache nothing we we actually did it we actually did it holy we actually did it what what king noo I've gathered the remaining survivors King me wait more importantly how how' you even know my uh name H is everything okay my king anybody who wouldn't know your name would be living under a rock is it is 1978 you are our ruler you have been since g a long time they put a rock in this cut scene for that one joke oh my God since 1979 but that's that's crazy I never even I mean who made me King in the first place who regardless I don't know if I can do this I I feel unprepared I feel I [Music] feel what I said isn't this what you wanted this is no time to panic collect yourself think back to why you came here in the first place [Music] you said there were more survivors outside yes yes my le start a head count you're probably good at like not losing track of numbers and having to restart the count like 15 times in a row it's it's what I was born for my king oh if you find a muscular looking guy bring him to me we've got an AI to repair and you I like you just needed to say that I like you too ah and you you over there I'm going to need you to have we met Truth for godest those who helped us the most it's uh-huh I am rules card thy Ally in secret and it was my cunning intellect that got th farth yeah thou see this dreadfully large had myriads of puzzles onceth Destiny deadliest puzzle impossible to solve just before it thy arrivalist I turned them all off just like that it th trip was how you say smoothie sailing no ah but n need for gratitude just doing it my party oh huh well you seem qualified enough I'll take it how do you like to be the leader of the royal Knights Army wait no time to talk gear up there's probably still some leftover ghosts roaming around somebody's got to handle them before they eat someone alive ah shth verily I shth doth that post haste here I go to slay at the Vermin and I'm not just running away very shortly after leaving off screen rules broke out into a full Sprint it got weirdly quiet out of nowhere and um you Susie you guys can what do you want to do near as I'm aware we pose a danger to you and the rest of the folk it shouldn't even be said there's only one thing we can do okay I mean you say that but does it seriously have to end that way we're genuinely looking at the start of something new here and I want you to be part of that but but then I then I think of what you did and God damn it I genuine want to like you too I mean you've saved us I really really want to help you but what can I do how can I ever trust you again I think I saw an empty room to the east if that's where you wish to go so whenever you're [Music] ready you're doing great you also have you done your homework yet we're all very proud but you know what make us prouder kill suie kill Susie kill Susie King noo is the best just a little while ago he healed my leg injury due to the ghost Invasion we don't have any pro proper Hospital set up right now but as a tempt solution our King offered to heal the wounded himself at no cost well some TP cost I guess I'm just here to get my permits to set up a cookie Bakery as giddy as I am to finally operate one I uh ever since I started talking about it there's been this guy who's been spinning outside my window every night throwing rocks and shouting mamaa there can only be a Wonder make out in this town you lousy aifa why did they call me a football brand FIFA not FIFA oh that's excellent before the ghost evasion our King had a massive emphasis on TUS ISM to that end he put me in charge of building the forest Marketplace you know the type of place where he can find everything all in the name of welcoming are foreign visitors In Style eh or maybe the King was just looking to profit off them who knows I don't grillby has been hiding it in the ceiling ever since the ghost invaded now that things have died out the possibilities are endless such as hiding on the floor gby has motivated to pursue his lifelong dream karaoke bar owner oh alas Post phasion in the market place was wrecked all of my hard work actually I think some parts of it were spared in fact that blacksmith guy was still operating last I saw him perhaps their cats are keeping the ghosts away who knows I have a theory but I'm not so sure I will tell hm why am I sitting like this if I was still uninjured oh I'm not I'm just tired of standing all the time I mean how does everyone else do it maybe if I talk to that guy we could work something out or maybe not how' you bake anything spinning like that all the time ooh it is me the final boss phase one ready to get pummeled we're in the epilog oh my God just let me have one thing just be a minor NPC they said who's got time for that Society cannot stifle my ambition I will grow back my flesh one day well hey there I'm visiting from a foreign cyber land and I just got to say you got a pretty quaint place here barely touched by the free market I would dare to say someone needs to inject a little bit of business I'm too cowardly to do it my dad bought the suit for a high school prom and everyone mistook it for a businessman since then I accepted the role that fate gave me and became a seller of goods but only at proms well well just when I thought I was dead they pulled me back in almost as if someone made a wish to keep me alive Imagine by the way I have just one question do you remember my name yes not The Fez ending dude to be remembered even after so long it's such a peaceful feeling um I I'm not exactly sure what happened but everyone looks happy I must have passed out nothing Rings any bells from me but I remember something about an explosion a loud noise I was terrified I called for help for seem like hours but we're all fine right everyone seems fine so it must have just been a weird dream hopefully that's the case oh oh right I have to get home would you be able to give me directions the last person I asked told me they were quote not having any you told her 1306 north latitude 4863 east longitude thank you I should be able to get back now wait aren't we on a floating island not going to talk to the dead pixel can't talk to him he doesn't interact wow I must be a very fast snail to have gotten all the way over here this rock grants me speed and makes Turtles weep how cool okay real talk you have this huge selection of characters and only a few can appear in the epilog but you pick the Fus guy I mean I'm not complaining I enjoy the spot lot but man Fus man yo cow farts thank you for the nothing appreciate you let all the others shine too is all I'm saying well hopefully you can make the most out of talking to the other [Music] people I am a completely separate guy can't you tell I was born with a very slightly sh different shade of color oh my God it actually is a different color than the two next to them seriously go compared mine and the other guy's Sprites you'll see you'll all see it is a slightly darker orange that's hilarious it's a good thing I'm the only Fus sky around right now it's a good thing I'm only ever able to look in One Direction I am the Fus guy with recessive genes can't you tell can't you tell by looking at me and going like wow that Ficus guy looks like someone with recessive jeans this is how normal people talk in the same way I consumed dew off a certain Ficus The Ficus consumed the genes off my body I Am The Ficus gal have You Met My Brothers Fus guy Fus guy and Fus guy guy Fus was supposed to appear as well though he couldn't make it not sure why something about a TV show called triple do for what it's worth I'm just not feeling this whole do consuming thing why is it always fuses anyway our forefathers already have done so much with them that's why I'm taking it to the next level cactus cactus I thought he was on diner drives in and Dives EX triple do triple D the frog that person behind you me yes by any chance do do you remember me H it would help if I could actually see your face it would wouldn't it but maybe it's for the best that I don't for if I did remember who you were I would kill you ah it's understandable well actually no it's not but there's no need to argue over it now I know we're both in name [Music] only I I am fine now thank you for the concern well that's reassuring for some reason the toilet looks like it's been spit through a JPEG converter why is it blocking you your way did not even cross your mind the jpeg think more important jump over it are you mad the world's gravitational pole forces the game camera to be at a top down angle and you're expecting to jump over things I was ordered to do a headcount of every Survivor but I thought I heard a noise from this toilet and now I don't know if someone's in there so as awkward as it sounds I was staring into the toilet water for some time and I think I saw my own face within it was my reflection you're right a reflection of my past Sorrows encased in this bowl of truth this bit [Music] [Laughter] sucks this bit sucks feels like someone was supposed to be here now that you think about it you haven't seen him in a while where did he go despite the powerful wish you've made it seems that you may have left some things behind then again this is supposed to be noo Throne yeah that's right what were you [Music] [Music] thinking you hear a voice true Stars never burn out meta will start a new life don't count me out just cuz you can't see me you bastards [Music] hey they live of course he lives all right let's wrap it up so you're a king now weird as hell isn't it like I know I had myself up for this a while back didn't actually think it' happen shot got up to the times noo talk too big for his own good but it was the one time you set up an impossible brag and achieved it right after admitting your flaws not all my flaws Susie so you're not perfect who is Susie I might have appreciated this pep talk once but you've committed to murdering people I can't believe in true change as long as you won't change that just don't let the others know I said that a king can't be seen doubting himself wait no know I'm only going to say what I'm about to say because we've only got minutes worth anyway for months there's been something wrong with me you has been affected by a similar wrongness it's something that explains us but we can only say so much about it before before we can't say anything any anymore does that make sense no I know I'm choosing my words carefully and I'm doing so for a reason I was wondering about that since we've entered the lodge you's been acting really strange on par with the way you've been really so what's happening to them that's what happened to you as well Susie thinking back to my past right now would you be interested in hearing about it here goes done my mother seems to have lost interest in me in an early age I must have been what 13 13 yes when she kicked me out of her home now outside her doorstep there was no other option but to just roam hoping the way finds me if I don't find it first shelter was never permanent of course the city made sure of it they'd always found one reason or another to chase me off from wherever I settled to them I was a freak A masquerader among the homeless they would do anything to drain me of will needless to say something like that happens enough times and you start taking some measures then I found an axe started carrying it around as a kind of message come near me and you'll never get away again I was a teenager don't judge it sounded great at the time never actually thought of what would happen if someone did come near me though I mean if I actually swung at someone with that thing I'd go to jail it's a pretty poor plan all in all so poor that on the third day of carrying set axe I met a human who wasn't afraid of me at all I shouted some of the most vile things I can think of I screamed at them I threatened their lives their family they didn't even hesitate once they kept walking ever closer and I felt like that was going to be it the end of May until they stopped in front of me and reached out for a hug and I didn't know what the hell I was doing but I saw that they were around my age and so I reached back this person who I've never met before and had no reason to trust I thought to myself did they seriously just risk their life for a hug why would they be that stupid not realizing until a long while later the hug wasn't for them they apologized for not finding me soon that's when the human showed me the orphanage I made more friends there than I could mentally process at the time Noel was one of them once anyway that was all just for the context the real point was answering why I was like in the past and if I could sum it up using a few select words they'd be crude mean spent 20 hours a week playing dumb pranks on the town's adults shoplifted more times than I can count hm guess I wasn't a very pure-hearted Soul even back then but at the very least I would have never shoplifted my friends well in part because they don't own no store to begin with but also just because they wouldn't have deserved it the very idea of me having friends was a miracle in itself so I would have done everything to keep that Miracle alive y of course cryptic thank you for the prime appreciate it I must have changed a lot since then I miss those days I want those days back oh but if you try to help me I'll kill you never forget that go to hell I knew you hated me not you Susie there's no way I'd hate you after hearing that I was talking to whatever just made you say those last words Karma will take care of you one day I am too tired to laugh we have to go you Susie Hollow as these words may sound I truly wish there was something I could do I'm [Music] sorry the end awaits Beyond here you've done everything you were able to time to leave oh actually one more thing just one more thing I uh probably should have done this sooner but it just dawned on me I've never even shown you my face this isn't going to be the soda gag again is it the what now anyway I just thought if you saw who I used to be You' um you know what else just on on me the person underneath this hat doesn't matter what matters is who he will become he'll never be perfect but he can always strive to change what makes him worse thanks Susie yeah I'll go on ahead better rer your weapon I'm sorry Kill suie ah the worms are back [Music] kill Suzy damn this crazy Dragon Ball ass fight going on that we don't get to see all right you can take five you before this battle goes on I need to figure out its outcome for if I end up killing you then frankly this whole thing has been pointless what do you think I figured you'd say that of course under the best circumstances we'd like to live right it's not that I really want to die I want to be happy I want to make everyone else happy I want to be there for Noel again I want to go on an adventure with my friends I want life to quit preventing me from doing all these things I need life to work in my favor not against me all of this and they are stopping me it feels like the answer is right there but it's not the kind of answer that works for me my mind at this moment pushes that answer away it spits on that answer it have I really given up I really did what will be the outcome of it all I guess fine then we can't die yet but we're not leaving here until one of us has the [Music] answer yeah silly comedy mod [Music] yeah nope not serious at all yo Trix thank you for the rate appreciate it look at all these people silly comedy mod secret item by ocean bagle hm look at that b is that big chungus special thanks to all of those doofuses it's Toby Fox true ribbet is so fun it's funny and then it gets it has like sick lore for a little bit and then it's funny again I love the balance of humor with uh our sincere thanks to the city and county of El asso Texas for their cooperation chat you found the punch card which was totally there from the beginning all along I haven't tested this like at all whatever happens will be attributed to fate the card this card packs a kick sometimes a punch it might be broken but that's just a hunch please please get world wck all right you all ready press backspace to skip wake the hell up the dire consequences have arrived mother Freer my child you ate him and it made you wreak of onions so bad not even escaping to a new timeline prevented me from tracking your ass down he was my little baby boy I used to throw frisbees with him every evening evening in the Lush Gardens of sasquat gen we may have grown distant over the last few months but his birthday was coming up soon and I was planning a party for him I even got into contact with this long lost friend who we missed so dearly onion Chan she was going to be there everyone was going to be there I got him a new frisbee where did those times go I said where did they go you oblivious son of a I don't even know what punishment fits your filthy axe you've ruined my entire life and recovered 5 HP for your own in retrospect it wasn't worth it was it well what I'm about to do I cannot stand this rockus what is happening up here I saw nothing I saw nothing I saw nothing who was that your mother no one way or the other it doesn't matter I will make sure there's no remaining Witnesses either say goodbye frog then some unpleasant things happened [Music] like I said there will be no Witnesses your computer does not protect you from death [Music] [Music]