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Analysis of Fears to Fathom Episode 5

[Music] [Applause] chat we have been waiting almost a year for the new fears the fathom to drop oh my goodness here we go chat it's been so long bro chat it's been so long man oh oh my goodness dude Chad I got to use the restroom everybody lock in let's go why did it just randomly get louder what just happened here we go chat here we go everybody Buckle in get them diapy Z episode five let's go here we go chat oh my goodness dude finally Chad needed to get needed coffee to get done with the day so immediately we're drinking some okay so do I work in a okay this is creepy what oh no we putting in OT chat what yo after hours with the five gifted W after hours yo this is a vibe chat would you rather work in an office like this where nobody else is or with people in here during the day well how much work we got to do where's the coffee maker at where the break room I need a snack I ain't gonna lie this is kind of Vibes this is kind of a vibe chat okay this is the break room it looks like is that a bag of chips please let me eat that bag of chips plea no don't throw it eat it no idot man where's the coffee maker wait is somebody else in here you putting in OT too huh bro what do you want Sid I'm trying to get this done well I see that we have a toxic work environment what a loser I know your neck hurting too look he's still using the PC with his head turned he is damn bro I was just checking to see if you needed anything can't these clients ever make up their minds still working on that report yeah I'm trying to get this done good luck El co worker chat what if I talk to him again did you not hear me I have to finish this okay you you better calm down or I will throw you out this window there ain't no Witnesses up in here all right me and you both putting in OT and you catching an attitude with me all right I'm just trying to be nice dude talking about I'm trying to get this done I'm trying to go home cuz it's late wife probably cheating on you anyway where my coffee at need to prepare a cup of coffee bet Kobe oh this thing is fancy Chad I need water that's kind of nasty though right water and coffee am I tripping did I drink it all right guess we're going back to the desk I'mma carry this with me no water is always in coffee is it really yo super with the five w super yo why's that cop keep keep circling around here what's going on you're dumb oh my bad I don't know how Coffee Works my bad you're dumb yeah okay at that point I couldn't continue my work without a cup of coffee did we not just make a cup of coffee hello you didn't Chad I heard the noise of it peeing in the cup whose office is this I want this office oh is there anything in the fridge oh my goodness there's Coke down there just grab a Coke what's in the freezer butter butter in the freezer chat oh my bad Chad it lasts longer it it last longer in the fridge too though ah I need to put on a lid yo this is a w break room by the way who left a pizza in here Kobe okay where's the Liz to the car strawberry sensation what is that I just wasted it my bad oh there's a lid yep boom sip let me go let me go brag to my coworker that I got a cup of coffee and he don't let's see if he gets mad at me yo I got coffee and you don't I hate that guy chat case's dookie bucket with the five gifted what all right guess we're going to get our work done chat s it on them you're right you're right you're doing real good Steve you're doing real good Steve keep up the good work he don't care about me you don't care about me Chad n we got a coffee I don't need one but I mean like maybe for later I'm done with it smash that too smash it yo Steve yo Steve I got you a Red Bull he going to kill me Chad Chad he going to kill me bro yo Steve I got you a coffee you want a coffee yo Steve I'm asking for it what you going to do hold on you going to fight wait a minute is he going to fight me what you going to do Steve I throw you out this window over here I'm over here working overtime I don't care about nothing right now all right I'm done Steve bro you ain't no fun I'm done bro cas's dingleberries with the five gift appreciate you the fact that I can't eat this is so sad man L Steve Chad he ain't no fun bro I'm just trying to make I'm just trying to make the night go by quicker you know what I mean he's over here got a attitude like come on man had to pee we're doing everything besides working by the way chat this is okay I hope the bathroom isn't oh that looks like the bathroom's over there all right is somebody head glit no that's a ladder yo it's it's too dark no that's the elevator where's the uh where the restroom at yo I don't know what the five get the W I don't know yo Steve you know where a restroom is never mind I got it thanks Steve oh I'm trying to throw something else at him chat wow W what is this a basketball locker room or a office space bathroom what couldn't do it with the door open man why not case is sweaty third eye with the five gifted yep I had to put the toilet seat down Steve Steve this is the women's bathroom you can't be in here oh my god there ain't no way we're five minutes into this game and this has already happened I literally just crap myself it's warm and it's itchy I'm good there's no way y'all just did that to me bro yo my heart did anybody else just like jump that was bad oh man we're good who is this guy look at him bro man dude you know what's crazy Chad I just realized we're playing as a girl I thought we was playing as a dude and I still went in here so I actually did the right thing by accident Suffering From Success wait chat we hit 70k Subs again chat W everybody yo later with the five gifted chat 70k again bro y'all cooking who is this guy like a maintenance man whoa ma'am sorry didn't know anyone was in here you almost gave gave me a heart attack I'm so sorry should have knocked before I came in but there isn't usually anyone in here this late no it's fine you're just doing your job again I'm so sorry I usually do knock but I'm a little bit frustrated tonight must have slit my mind okay this dude's starting to creep me out a little bit like bro you're in the women's restroom right now it's late the only other person in the whole office building is Steve and you're talking to me a little bit too much you know what I mean like come on man hey what has you frustrated someone keeps throwing coffee cups on the floor it's been all over the office it's been happening for weeks oh yo V with the five Gifted Man I wonder who's doing that uh yo you know there's somebody that works here his name is Steve right he's actually in the cubicle perpendicular to the restrooms he's doing some work right now if you go to his cubicle there's coffee cups all over the place he keeps throwing them he'll just get a cup of coffee throw it over his shoulder he ain't got no respect but yeah that's uh that's really rude well I need to get back to it don't want to be here all night picking up coffee cups yeah man I hope you catch whoever throwing the coffee cups you know have a good [Music] night W custodian chat didn't forget to wash my hands [Music] yo relax you ain't going to hold the door open for me forget you didn't I'm sorry he didn't mean he didn't mean no harm appreciate the five what yeah I don't know who's throwing all them coffee cups and stuff around chat that's disrespectful yo ant with the 10 W ant and in with the W and an IND like how hard is it for people to use a trash can chat you know what I mean who calling why am I getting a call this late chatty with the five we just docar character Sydney Harper GG yo I don't know with with five gifted Braden with 25 gifted Subs chat give me some W's for bradden with the 25 gifted Subs I appreciate that Braden W Braden W gifters man for real hello hey harp it's Mike hey Mike who is this I've been trying to call yourself for the last two hours it just keeps going to voicemail is everything all right is this who is who is who is this yeah my phone's been acting up lately oh snap I was starting to think maybe you were ignoring me this dude just unironically said oh snap are you kidding me no it even cut out on a client earlier I'm just kidding um okay yo Mike what yo you need to chill dude uh anyway uh what are you still doing at work it's getting kind of late uh I'm working work has been overwhelming lately har that sounds rough good thing I called to cheer you up Mike you are not cheering me up buddy Mike you need to chill and I've got multiple people in this chat saying hear me out uh he's hot y'all hear two voice lines from a car character without knowing what they look like and you're immediately just like losing your mind yo I don't know anymore with the CH appreciate you dot dot dot again we're we gave him two dot dot dots in a row he should be getting a message by now you know um about our trip did you get a chance to book the rental house just really wanted to see you and Nora oh oh oh oh so Mike let me get this straight buddy I'm over here working double oot it's about 1 a.m. I'm flooded with paperwork and a coworker who is a loser and you want me to book the rental house yo Mike won't you get on the phone yourself and get a rental house I was going to do it after work no worries Harper I don't want to stress you out as long as you book it tonight I think it'll be fine are you rushing me are you incapable of getting on the phone or on the computer a and booking a house for us Mike hey oh my goodness Mike I am at work right now what do you want I was thinking since we both live in the city maybe I could pick you up and ride together it'd be nice to catch up Mike I got to get back to work you know save on gas and relive the good old days just a little bit of Mike and Sydney time before Norah gets there yo Mike the fact that we don't have the option to say no dude just hit him with the just hit him with the sure you know what I mean ju just hit him with the sure sure great uh I guess I'll let you get back to work then oh you guess you'll let me get back to work no you're going to let me get back to work my n by the way that is the thickest phone cord I've ever seen or is it one of those phone cords that like unravel the farther it goes y'all remember them things them things was cool y'all remember them phone cords that would like you know what I mean yo Legends with the five W Legends it's coau up like a slinky oh uh wait one more thing oh my goodness Mike what when you book The Rental please make sure to keep it under $100 a night you want us to stay in a rundown melil with needles in the bed and dooky stains on the sheets and no shower like where do you want us to stay Nora and I were talking and she's been on a pretty tight budget things haven't been going very well for her sure I'll find something affordable Mike I want to hang up on them so bad but I just don't I don't want to be too rude right now sure I'll find something affordable who is Nora by the way are you cheating does Nora know you're calling me in the middle of the night whoever Nora is like it'll be just like the old College days you always had a knack for finding the best spots do y'all hear somebody humming is Freddy here I hear somebody humming it's probably the the custodian dot dot dot remember that little cafe you found on her trip to Oregon Mike Mike Mike why are you still talking to me man the Nook Cafe yeah I miss those days hard okay I got to make the booking see you Mike right right of course sorry for yapping I'm just excited I guess uhhuh yeah okay Mike all right talk to you later shut up Kobe all right are we making the booking right now um I was literally going to type rental house and it typed rent a cabin on its own yo yo Chad we ain't messing with Google no more we messing with search is the internet down what is [Music] this this is the best game I've ever played this is a game within the [Music] game I'm him Game of the [Music] Year oh my goodness oh my goodness I'm cooking wait this is like a game that you would like get on its own what this is [Music] cool I just took hits pound US [Music] cooking that just goes to show up I'm the fastest typer in Arkansas chat okay it's not letting me search the uh the booking why is it not letting me search Chat did insert I was oh my bad ooh search where are you going Woodberry oo man that's kind of a Vibe but it's 350 a night he can't for that Chad this little tiny thing is 249 a night we're getting docked okay chat so if this rental is $249 a night can you imagine what under a 100 a night is going to be 199 a night dude that is a Vibe like tell me that wouldn't work it's got five out of five star reviews too like Mike come on man okay yeah that's definitely haunted yeah no that's definitely haunted chat there's a reason it's only $99 a night and it's that big it's haunted it's three out of five stars two reviews I wish I could read the reviews 259 A Night 199 a night bro we only have one option for under a man forget Mike Chat queso's nine deadly chins with the five do the red one yeah but look Mike ain't got $200 a night Chad you know what I mean do y'all want to go with the $99 one for Mike or just ignore Mike you know CU if he's struggling with money I mean we can help him out you have to do the 99 oh you have to never mind you have to yeah all right 99 night oh my goodness what it's nice it's a nice house n this is a scam this is a scam chat I'm telling you right now we're going to get there it's not going to look anything like this is that a pool back there what is that oh no Chad that that's what I like to call a a steel all right let's print out the receipt I couldn't look at the reviews hey I'm assuming you get hundreds if not thousands of stories sent daily so I give you I'll give you a basic rundown of something that happened to me oh yeah chat by the way if y'all don't know all the fears of fathom games are like based off of like apparently real stories that people send in so yeah if y'all didn't know that I'm sorry if some of it is written weird but I rushed yo zle with the five gift Reddit stories well that's why I said apparently you never know the source when I was in my early 20s I worked at a big consulting firm in my city okay so that's that's where we got our start at you know wait 40 40 gifted I've never seen 40 gifted Subs is that even possible yo zle just gifted 40 Subs dude what yo wzo with the 40 gifted chat life at the firm was a constant juggle of deadlines client meetings and trying to prove my worth chat seriously give me some W's for zpo with the 40 gift I really do appreciate you zle wzo man appreciate you bro wzo chat for real thank you which didn't leave much room for leisure let alone a social life Chad y'all got a social life be honest dealan with the five gifted the job paid well sure but at the expense of my mental [Music] peace man I feel that dude oh my goodness I remember that man oh my goodness chat dude man not worth it's really not worth your mental stability at work is way more important than how much it pays bro I'm Sydney Harper and this story takes place during one of those days yo with the five gifted Dylan with the five gifted ant with the five gifted W gifters Chad one of my college friends Mike suggested that we take a weekend getaway to rural Vermont type one if you're from Vermont ant with 10 W ant with a 10 w g bro which sounded like a perfect break from the cycle of work and my other friend Nora was a was quick to jump on board as well okay so Nora and Mike are old College friends right and from that phone call that we were on we can pretty much assume that Mike you know probably feels some kind of way you know about Sydney you know what I mean chat we could just tell by the way he was talking on the phone so we probably know that the plan was simple W lore by the way we rent a small cabin which we did close our shift early on Friday leave and be back on Monday okay your plan is horrible everybody knows that if you're taking a weekend off of work you either take the Friday off or the Monday off you give yourself a four-day weekend to take your trip on nobody takes a trip on a two regular two-day weekend and if you can't take the full day off you leave at lunch on Friday ain't nobody working a full Friday and going on a trip on the like what ain't no way Mike came to pick me up yo Chad I'm already invested bro Ted ran over my Yorkie with the five gift is that Mike is he playing with a PSP oh my goodness the PSP yo Mike I just hung up on him by accident oh my goodness oh dude it looks like fears the fathom already pulling into the parking garage now you downstairs yet yeah Mike oh I actually got a tipe to him yeah just got out the elevator okay can't send it it's all good wait what is this Hey Sydney thanks for yo are you leaving without me oh that was just a random guy then why was he looking at me like that what is this my bag yes it is wait hold on let's read this hi Sydney thanks for booking my property I'm Rick your host so the host of our rental cabin his name is Rick O I don't know is that Mike you're just as much of a goober as I thought you were man thanks Rick we're coming forward we're going to check in tomorrow at 3 pm or today the code is 5176 remember that chat for the lock box to get the key to the house 5050 gifted oh my goodness what yo Starry with the five gifted did somebody give 50 Braden gifted 50 Subs chat give me some W's for bradden with the 50 gifted Subs y'all are absolutely insane bro I love y'all man for real W subers chat seriously thank y'all bro y'all are crazy W bra W everybody I love y'all man so Mike W BR seriously thank you golly this is my oh where's the where's everybody at that was typing in the chat no I just saw sakuna Booty Juice type three periods you were one of the ones saying he's hot when you heard him on the phone don't start switching up now do not start switching up now y' was like OMG hear me out when y'all heard him on the phone but now that y'all see him in person now y'all switching up okay I didn't then why' you type periods sua's Booty Juice you've done it before now you trying to act all innocent now I didn't switch up actually then why did you just type three periods what matte Pat misshaped hey bro what's wrong with y'all man I guess we're giving him a hug hey Matt long time no see buddy hey Matt that still how you hug people no that's how I hug you Matt let's let's not get it twisted that's how I hug you okay not people right killer clown with 25 gifted give me some W's for killer clown with the 25 gifted W killer clown I appreciate you killer clown thank you man W killer clown bro why don't you hug me like you missed me just a test hug to see if you smelled first Chad do I give him a real hug I kind of feel bad that's that's something weird to say though gross with the 10 W gross and sauce with the five W gross W Saucy no don't hug him yeah that's kind of weird to say that bro just a test hug to see if you smell first chuckle he chuckled that's a crazy name thank you for the five fair enough but for the record I shower just for the occasion nothing is too good for Sydney Harper oh my goodness this dude's going to kill us this dude's going to kill us oh no GG and what do you mean you shower just for the occas does that mean you don't regular does that mean you don't regularly shower be silent take the dot dot dot yeah uh-uh yeah no you can just throw your stuff in the back and we'll get on our way oh my goodness why did we agree to go on this trip chat why Kobe watch Nora not show up oh we're not going then I'm not going with just me and him ain't no way chat there ain't no way you know all right then harp are you ready to to hit the road wait where's Nora first off she'll meet us there if we get there and she doesn't show up I am running home the root through the city would have been a detour for her anyway I bet you he killed Nora and AER all right then harp bro what is up with my chat sakuna Booty Juice is real quiet now yeah yeah queso's warm with the five appreciate you W5 oh this is kind of viby I'm not going to lie oh look at the bobblehead this was actually a gift from my coworker Ricky I didn't ask I just said oh cool bobblehead can you keep your eyes on the road like said he found it at a garage sale and reminded him of me somehow I can see a little bit of a resemblance it's the cowboy spirit I guess you want to be Arthur Morgan so bad you'll never be Arthur Morgan or John Marston you understand me you'll never be okay don't you even start I'm sorry I'm sorry Mike keep your eyes on the road I'm not trying to die on my vacation I hate Mike already [Music] hold on the landlord just texted me I got to I got to check this it's nearly 5:00 p.m. and I haven't received a confirmation from you just wanted to check and make sure everything is okay the roads near Woodberry can be a little dangerous if you're not from the area please let me know Mike I am re okay that's creepy why is there an abandoned School bu did you see that did you see that school Buzz see what there was a school bus back there by the old house Mike maybe it's a project oh you would say that huh that's probably your school bus ain't it you know someone's idea of turning it into a tiny home on wheels or something I've read people do that on the internet curse you Mike for trying to be logical watch out for the oh snap he said oh snap again Chad we get a oh snap counter that's two it came out of nowhere you know uhoh he's about to get sentimental up in here won't you come over here and kiss me on my hot mouth I'm feeling romantical you know what I mean you know what do I know Mike I on the internet that in Native American lore seeing a deer cross your path is like getting a message from the universe I'm done talking to you bro we're on our way we should be there around 6:00 pm. please confirm when you check in okay you already know what he's trying to say Chad he's he's trying to say that you know are we even close should be about an hour and a half from we going to sit in this truck with Mike for another hour and a half oh my goodness dude I'd rather I'd rather eat a salad Chad like let's be real though is it just me or is anybody else getting like real creepy vibes for Mike type one if you are it can't be just me it can't be you know driving through the snow kind of feels like we're traveling through the intergalactic space bro thinks he's knel to Grass Tyson talking about a wormhole what do you mean Mike look at the way the snowflakes SW whirl around the headlights it's like stars and galaxies rushing past us yeah aside from the other cars the abandoned buildings and the trees and the light Poes yeah yeah in the deer that's inter intergalactically going across space in the gas gauge and the steering wheel and it smells like booty in here cuz you ain't showered in two weeks but other than that yeah just like it it's kind of beautiful yo Mike you are creeping me out man get me out of this truck dude bro Mike's doing too much Chad I'm not going to lie 5:14 p.m. oh we getting here early yo chat W game so far bro this is a Vibe oh they got a dairy mart [Music] okay yo harp check that out what the gas station you better pull in here right now you better yes turn your headlights off Mike this is rude you're blinding everybody you know harp I got to tell you these new GPS systems are something else this truck does not have a GPS what you use an iPhone this Pizzeria is exactly where it appeared on my GPS you don't say it's almost like that's what it's made for it's like we're living in the future Mike haha I'm so hungry I think I could eat a whole pizza myself same to be honest all right then harp operation Pizza Pit Stop is a g I hate this guy I hate this guy I hate this guy I hate this guy operation Pizza Pit about to hyperventilate I got to relax now sakuna booty juice just said okay never mind you're just now saying it all right go get some pizza man where is Nora at bro she better be here yo this place kind of jumping okay that dude kind of creepy why is he standing there like that yo such a Vibe out here I'm not going to lie oh what a gentleman holding the door open for me come on in harp thank you appreciate that man hey how y'all doing y'all doing all this just in reports of a strong snowstorm coming towards Woodberry tonight residents are recomended to stay indoors and keep warm during this time let's check in with our field reporter how's the weather out there Phil I can't feel my hands okay like the studio should have really brought some snow gear instead of buying that new coffee machine spaghetti I'm sure you'll be fine you can have some coffee when you get back to the studio Jerry you cannot be serious you know my doctor said not to drink any caffeine sounds like someone's having a bad day maybe you should cool off you little [ __ ] why can't you go out here and deal with the snow instead of me I've been working here for 6 years and I never get to report somewhere ice listen Phil I'm just clearly the better looking one you can worry about where you'll report once you get that rhinoplasty rhinoplasty why would I need rhinoplasty my face looks perfectly fine you could also use some Botox while you're at it actually maybe you should just work as a studio light engineer behind the camera I think it would be better field of work for you you only got your job because your sister works at the in for you would have never been able to work here if it wasn't for her I'd like to see you work the sometime how dare you I'm a certified news anchor certified yeah my ass okay you didn't do [ __ ] how about I come by the studio and we settle this like men oh yeah well let's do it Punk we'll be right back after this commercial break Chad I told you I told you there was going to be something in here you can beat me but you can never beat the taste of you told you Chad put an toal from cheap dude I recorded those voice lines so long ago CH gxy to the G4 Galaxy our journey begins with the best beef Source in the most let's go man that's the sweet secret of the EST hey W news anchor hey yo can I get a slice while m is cooking how's your day going it wasn't AI no that was actually me that was actually oh Welling it since my cows disappeared I take care of with Burgers my bad this delicious in a long time this your man I miss you come home I promise grass come and see for yourself Burger's so delicious your eyes will out of your orbit I'm Sydney look Sydney what you cuss no I didn't that was Dante we're just here to enjoy our pizza in peace thanks for the understanding hope you enjoy your meal my bad let me chill yo Mike would you oh my goodness I know you can cook a pizza evening folks look like the Cold's got everyone craving pizza tonight hey it it ain't just the cold I crave a pizza every night what you talking about yo drunk gamer what the [ __ ] what am I hearing in my ear Chad it's not me shut up you fine folks know what you want to eat we'll get three slices each I'll go with pepperoni cheese and veggie don't speak for me three slices what for you ma'am what's Mo special I might just go cheese action Chad I'm not going to lie I might just go cheese right here you can't chat you know you can't fail with just cheese yo hear me out on that dude hey oh my go my bad I'll just take cheese all right what's your second slice you know what give me a mo special for the second slice and on the third one give me cheese I'm going to go cheese Mo special cheese appreciate that [Music] sir any drinks that should cover us just the pizza can you stop speaking for me stop speaking for me Mike six slices coming up that'll be 2 2250 for six slices 2250 huh what yo Mike you got it oh snap I lift my wallet in the car do you have C I'm sure you did it's like a one it's like a 30 second walk to the to the truck but okay here you go El Mike your order number is 27 just grab a seat and we'll call you when it's ready all right sir appreciate that $22 oh you sit over there Mike all right bet hey how you I can't sit here I got to use the restroom Mike I can't use a restroom I don't want to sit by mic man Chad I don't want to sit by mic hey can I get a slice how's your day going it's going much better now after this pizza thanks for asking how about you great is it your first time in the area are you from here oh it's our first time in the area my bad I can't read are you from here no we're on our way to the to a conference in the next town over not too much farther to go have a good we just stop to eat whenever a place looks interesting that's so real that's so real Chad I'm not going to lie all right y'all have a good night how about you local just passing through we got a rental here in Woodberry Woodberry huh we passed a sign for that didn't we Chris Chris Chris who no that's not Chris Redfield there's no way there's no way hey Mike Chad I hope y'all know that if Nora is not here long sniff yeah it smells so good in here let me take a long sniff yeah it [Music] does Nora sent a voice message don't tell me she backed [Music] out you guyss are going to hate me I swear I'll get on the road as soon as I can but something last minute popped up I'm not going to bore you with all of the details the longest and short of it is one of my clients needs a last minute change their payments are about the only thing keeping the lights on I hate to leave so late but I've got to keep them happy I'll have this logo done before you know it and be on my way how late is she going to [Music] be how late is she going to be man no that's Lily Pichu El Nora chat come on man you leaving me with Mike even longer bro did you listen to Nora's voice messages in the group you just saw me listening to it Mike like what looks like she'll be late that's a bummer I guess we'll have to start the fun without yo you better like you better like relax Mike cuz I don't know what you're talking about but you need to calm down what can we do don't act like you don't know what I'm talking about oh my my goodness are you kidding yo I'm about to go home oh no I'm about to go home order for order number 27 you excuse me sir hey how okay I'm coming to get it uh you saw me stand up you going so you going to get up and get yours you ain't going to get get mine all right bet Mike appreciate that sir thank you oh my goodness it's so juicy this pizza slaps yeah can't believe Nora is missing out on this bomb Pizza I know right yo Chad I I do not like Mike anymore harp you actually eat the crust dude grow up my let me guess you cut the edges off your bread too when you're making a PB&J huh grow up man yeah I'm eating the crust this was $22 I'm going eat every inch of it it's kind of wasteful not to don't you think I guess but you wouldn't really eat the peel of an orange would you yo Mike I have absolutely no respect for you as a person the fact that you just made that comparison might be like the worst thing I have ever seen in my life that could not be a worst comparison man shut up talking to me bro let me eat my pizza bro quit looking at me too who is standing at our table I just saw somebody standing at the hey there friends hello by the way what's bro doing over here he kind of creeping me out a little bit look at the way he looking at me hey I saw y'all pull in driving that nice old truck buddy that's a 2006 xs10 okay what about it that's right not to be a bother anything but I was heading down there he wants a ride [Music] GG he wants a ride GG by the way is anybody else kind of getting um what's his name vibes seems like we might have been going the same direction okay what are you hinting at y'all mind if I hit a ride with you where's your car oh no who needs a car when there are fine friends like you to pass the time with bro you are not getting a ride from us no uh-uh nope nope you got me messed up y'all wouldn't even know I was there quiet as a church mouse and Twice As Nice I'm good so what do y'all say care to give this free spirit a ride down that Snowy Road you know what I almost want to say yes just so I'm not alone with Mike you know what I mean PLL it vote Yes or No to give them a ride y'all are voting yes see I'm thinking the same thing chat I'm thinking the only reason I want to say yes is because less time that we have to spend with Mike you know what I mean or no we don't have to we don't have to be with Mike alone chat y'all got to see the y'all got to see the vision here okay I don't want to give him a ride as much as y'all don't want to but we need to sure you can come with us hold on a second Here Comes Mike intruding over here don't you think we need to discuss this sure feel free to jump in I'm not sure if we have extra space for another passenger yeah he's right only two seats in the truck or yeah I'm sorry I didn't think of that he can ride in the back I'm sorry I didn't think of that surely you can find just a little bit of room for me I can ride in the middle I'll ride in the bed yeah that's what I'm saying it's ride in the bed two plus with the five gifted it's my friend's car I'm sorry kill him please what I'm playing dude why are you mad at me I'm the one who said yes and how dare you get offended for somebody not giving you a ride like they owe you a ride or something man get out of my face bro bro get out of my face man like I owe you a ride or something are you threatening us no y'all got me all wrong sorry I'm just cold and tired is all yeah get out of here talking about be careful out there like you going to do something like we owe you a ride or something man get out of my face are you serious how are you going to let a stranger ride with us in the middle of nowhere I hope he steals your truck Mike I really do I was just trying to help yeah well sometimes helping can put you in a bad situation I'm already in a bad situation Mike you're creepy all right Dad yeah hit him with the sarcastic all right Dad yeah hit him with that he ain't going to like that bro why is he like been staring at us for so long dude that pizza look good though man I want some of that pizza Chad yo we could catch the bus I'd rather ride on the bus than ride with Mike pizza was the perfect perfect fuel for the last leg of our trip uh uh let me guess you're offended because I burp too yeah Nora heart XD heart all right yo Mike let's go man yo appreciate the pizza man it was good that was that was good all right then are you ready to hit the road maybe we can beat the worst of the snow are we close yo Tony with the 5w Tony let's see if my GPS is right it should be about another hour another hour give me the keys I'm driving harp the weather is awful why don't you drive part of the way home I'm going to drive so you can get a break I'm afraid of what kind of break you're going to give me bro do you think I can't yo Mike somebody behind you give me the key so so we can go fine but there's one condition what Mike Y what is bro doing I get first choice of bedrooms when or if we get there deal let's just go man I don't [Music] care y'all have a good night okay guess we're driving chat a whole another hour did y'all hear that 5:49 p.m. we got to be almost there good evening ver this is your why is he looking at me why is he looking station bringing you the best Tunes to warm your hearts on this chilling night as we embrace the song with the 5w song there's nothing like a perfect song to set the mood so here's a track that make you feel right at home coming up next NE and Ultimus stay warm and stay tuned than he's so creepy Chad he's so creepy gol I Remis friends Miss okay going he looked away when I looked at himad heing me out yo Mike do we take a right right here back we got to bust the right right here oh my goodness yo yo are you sure we can park here no I just got out to approach you stop staring at me Mike make get back in the truck [Music] man I'm surprised we ain't sliding around chat wasn't our cabin that we rented like a twostory blue house we'll know it when we see it right step into my room leave with bloody lips saying that she Lov me but never really did maybe I should go walk over the mountain see what this is over here like Easter egg or something why is bro looking like a locked character right now's go good time to start it's a good time to start good time to start this a b chat I'm not going to lie Sun said dreams of the night that I never knew heart feels warm the trees only seem to BL yo uh Mike your truck is a piece of listen to [Music] this this thing about to blow Up's best friend this drug about to blow up Chad goly transmission going out Oh I thought that said something else for a minute I'm of woodry Good Start that's our crib that's our cabin this is us here we are yeah here we are I need time I need remedies lately my legs fell asleep maybe if I come back what do you mean one second why are you wan to it was a quaint little house in a quiet neighborhood check is kind of viby don't lie but you know I'm still very uncomfortable due to the fact that it's just me and Mike here I don't like that at all but let's get moved in okay what's up with the piano line 5176 Shockers with the five W Shockers 5 1 7 6 there we go all right and we go we need to check in with the uh the host right yo this is not as bad as I thought it was going to be CH yo stop approaching me Mike yo K dot with the 5w K dot what a great place I knew we could count on you yeah it smells so nice in here right but I really need to hit the John just say you got to go take a dookie man you know what I mean chat like bro you ain't got to do all this bro all need to go hit the John like bro who is it Marston like bro get up out of here while I'm gone can you put these groceries away should be enough space in the fridge yeah it's always me me me me me doing the work yeah me me uh Mike where do I put my bag at let me just put it right here H what is that bell peppers o what we going to be cooking W kitchen oh my goodness I can't believe this place was $99 a night chat what w kitchen dude wait something's not right there's no way this is 99 a night chat no way what's the backyard look like backyard is viby [Music] what CH y'all like this y'all like our you like our little cabin oh we got some eggs okay they organic all right got the eggs in there what else we got what's that some Tomatoes no you could have left those there's a body in the house somewhere it wouldn't surprise me 99 a night by the way can Nora hurry up and get here Chad how much you want to bet Nora's not going to show up type one if you think she's not showing up I don't think she will and that's worst case scenario frozen yogurt okay that's mine frozen yogurt yep got some best milk not breast milk best [Music] milk you know H lettuce and it looks molded chat look how dirty the package looks [Music] all right we got all the groceries put up we need to text we need to text and be like hey we here I can't send it yo you need to text them and let them know we're here all right got all that [Music] done oh my goodness he in there blowing that thing up woo sorry about that are you okay what what you apologizing for you just took a dookie long drive and all that pizza really did a number on me hang on I got to go pee PE you can go ahead I'll start unpacking our bags I I don't want you touching my bag no do not touch my stuff Mike that guy with the five gifted I'm going go take a pee I bet the toilet seat still hot the smell alone told me the pizza really did a number on Mike and we're just breathing it in the toilet seat still warm yes it is text Rick hi we've checked in hope he text me [Music] back he hit a camera imagine imagine he did it I it wouldn't surprise me it would not surpris me double wash I need to wash my hands actually I just got a dirty feeling all the sudden what happened we're [Music] good we good all right I hear a fire going he's he's try he's trying to get romantical I don't like that chat was that already yo Mike stop sneaking up did you just come out of the bathroom you feeling better after the drive much better now so ready to check out the place sure let's see what the place has to offer after you what is this MTV Cribs all right got a chill little living yo Mike you're so creepy Mike all right we got a chill little living room right here what is that that's forensic somebody died in this house chat somebody died in this house all right what's back here what is this a security room yo no no no do not stand in the door Mike bro can you move stay in there Legends with the five W Legends okay yep that's the bathroom this is the ba wait what is this room this living room is bigger than my apartment okay didn't ask so it has a basement why did you close the yo Mike Mike bro m a totally normal basement this place reminds me of your college dorm are you sure I I don't smell the Long Beach cush here you're so lame I wonder what this guy doesn't want us to see wait this is locked why is there a lock door in the basement no that's a bad sign I knew this place was $99 a night for a reason chat I told y'all something's not right here the the the host is killing people look and we texted him that we checked in he did not respond back yet GG that's a big old water heater golly you can take a three-hour shower with that thing Ain that right Mike all right rest of the basement pretty normal all right let's go back upstairs I don't like it down here come on all right backyard the backyard again let's go check out this little shop back here see what's in here okay pretty normal shop there's some fishing poles too this guy must really like fishing you you just saw two fishing poles and you're just assuming he loves fishing okay it can be fun y I want to go fishing up in here excuse me Mike okay this music starting to creep me out a little bit Chad I'm not going to lie is this part of our backyard too there is no way this place was only $99 a night are you kidding me we have a river access It's been a while since I went fishing actually me too can we go fishing chat W cin bro I'm messing with this who just said queso kiss the MPC what is wrong with you I ain't touching Mike I want to go fishing excuse me yo Mike you don't have to get right up behind me like everywhere I go Mike like dude where is Nora can she show up all right let's go check out upstairs chat we ain't been up there yet this place is nice if only it wasn't creepy it's getting really cold you always complaining mik you can't be happy with nothing can't you oh it's cold oh my goodness it's cold my stomach hurt like bro oh my God oh my God oh my God I'm dizzy I'm dizzy I'm dizzy oh my goodness oh that might have been worse than that jump scare and that uh sleep paralysis game we played dude bro I was not expecting nobody to be in here who is this is this the landlord bro why are you why are you ducked off in a bed oh I can't breathe chat y'all good we good all right I'm good oh man that's bad that's the wor oh I think that's a top five I think that's a top five Chad I'm not going to lie all right I'm good I'm good all right yo I'm dizzy bro yo Chad I'm like I'm like dizzy like for real you scared us Oopsy Daisy I didn't mean to yeah this dude's a creep welcome to my home sweet home okay first off I have a question can you explain why there is a locked door in the bottom of the basement yo chat this dude is creepy chat this dude is creepy what a lovely young couple whoa whoa whoa whoa hey hey oh uh uh this dude nuh-uh nope this is just some guy I uh you know what I mean no we are not a couple if we say this and Mike butts in I'm going to be so mad Say Something Mike I dare [Music] you I dare you Mike don't you dare you didn't have to sell it that hard harp I I literally just said no we're not a couple like what is chat what what is wrong with this dude chat can I get a l mic he is such a creep it's like everybody's a creep the landlord's a creep he's a creep can Nora show up I was just answering his question he didn't ask a question Sydney he made a statement and you never mind we're going to die he's going to kill us wait he's actually going to kill us this is bad we need to get out of this house Oopsy Daisy silly me haha didn't mean to cause a stir with you to we didn't expect anyone to be here uh-huh or oh um be honest how many cameras are in the house be honest you see that vent up there in the top right I guarantee there's a camera in there I was out looking for my cat early here and I remembered the TV has been on the fritz here your cat kitty just thought I'd stop by to try to get it working again since the last few folks left a bad word for it oh so that's why he was in here he was trying to fix the TV for us okay that's a lot less creepy than just like him post it up in here you know what I mean you know they say treat your guests like family my family doesn't go without TV bro you're just the guy renting us the house like relax man yo Mike speaking of that now that you folks are here let me show you around my sweet home right now I'd be a bad owner if I didn't give you the Grand Tour okay host was a middle-aged man with nervous energy yeah wow that's some bathroom here's yo you see bro what like dude what a goober man hey okay those top five jump scares with the five here's your shower that thing will make that thing will make you feel like you're bathing under a waterfall in the Amazon jungle okay yo young with the five W young oh this sink doesn't work unfortunately oh that's great that's why it's 99 a night so what happens when you take a Duke you got to wash your hands can't use a sink not to worry I'll get it fixed for you real soon we're only staying here for two days okay Rick relax let me show you the other bedroom now where's Mike oh okay I'm not gonna lie this is kind of viby look harp this room has a nice view you think that's nice mister wait till I show you the deck follow me now please yo Chad I'm getting bad vibes type one if you're getting bad vibes this is bad vibes I'm not g to lie this is very chill I mess with this holy smokes this is incredible Mike Mike get up out my face talking about some holy smokes man definitely glad you folks like it dude look at the way he's looking over his shoulder we're surrounded by creeps this is one of my favorite spots the view of the creek is beautiful it's a great spot for fishing too all right folks let's head back in before I catch a cold here again after you sir close that door behind you M here's the storage room okay if you need anything tools extra blankets whatnot it's all in here who is more creepy Rick or Mike both if the power ever goes out you can use this flashlight in here on my right storms like these you never know okay I'm hoping we don't have to use that flashlight but thanks all right folks let's head downstairs now okay there's a flashlight I don't want to have to use that I really don't want to have to TV still messed up Mike can you go why did he just look in there did he just plant something on our food P it there's a poll vote alrighty folks I see already stocked up the fridge with some tasty food yeah why you looking bro y'all voting Mike yeah I feel that you see the knob turn the knob up for more Cooling and turn it down to cool it off yo Rick do you think I'm stupid and that I've never seen a fridge before like Mike honestly you think I was born yesterday oh there's a knob in there if you turn it up to cold it gets colder and if you turn it down it gets less cold like I didn't know that Mike I mean Rick I tend to keep it low in the winter the bill gets out of control okay speaking of winter I better show you folks the water heater we done seen it but I do have a question about the basement while you're going down there um can you explain to us what that locked door in the basement is cuz I really want to know cuz that's creeping me out yeah you go first Mike go ahead yeah now go ahead I just realized it says no access to guests yo what's behind that no um what nothing to worry about down here just the water heater and some old storage stuff nothing to worry about down here huh GG it's this is all Mike's fault but because he wanted a a a house that was $99 a night this is all Mike's fault he wanted to go the cheap route and now look at the position we're in if it ever stops working just hit the button at the bottom the pilot light will fire right up and you'll be back in business you actually have to hold it on most of them not just press the button you have to like hold it you know what I mean because you can't just ding ding and it just comes back on you got like hold it but anyway you going to explain this door here you know what I can finally say w Mike wow he's asking the questions that we want to know now this what how he responds to this red flag or not Hey sir what's the deal with that room over there nothing you two need to concern yourselves with GG there's probably eight bodies in there I kind of use this basement as storage renters don't need the space they really ought to keep upstairs oh man try could you could you look more suspicious with this sir okay well I was just curious let's move on on we're cooked we're so cooked excuse me did I mention well no maybe I ought to keep it to myself no what you mean what you talking about the fella I bought this house from told me his mother died down here what did I say chat I knew the minute we saw this place and saw the price something was a foot somebody died in here some guests have reported hearing voices at night said they could hear something shuffling around down here no that's probably the people you got Chang up in the basement buddy don't try to play it off as a ghost okay not to scare you folks but if I were one of you I wouldn't really step down here see he's trying to he's trying you know what I mean it's not haunted he's just trying to scare us from going to the basement cuz he knows something's down there that he doesn't want us to find yeah I canceled steakhous burrito with the five gifted W5 oh my yo get up out my face Mike go he he he he he he we're dead we are dead the looks on your faces he he he he come on now I'm just look joking yeah okay let's go Rick at this point my creep meter was quietly pinging at around six out of 10 six out of 10 my creep meter is maxed out six of 10 I'm in a CH yo Gibbs with the five gifted W Gibbs with the five gifted appreciate you Gibbs yeah let's go come on Chad alrighty folks snow starting to pick up I'm going to hit the road now gotta find that cat thanks for showing us around by the way what was the name on the booking I must be getting old you can't just check your text that piano kicking in too uhuh it's Sydney ha Sydney that's right Kitty with the 5w kitty is it just me or is that dude super weird you're one to talk Mike you're just as bad as he is what I know you ain't talking like you innocent of being weird or something you weird Mike very weird anyway let's go see if there's anything good on TV actually I'm going to take a quick shower I dude if we're taking a shower and he peeps oh my cool I'll find something to watch while you're in there okay yo duon with the 5w duon chuckle let me know if it feels like you're under a waterfall thanks see you in a bit what is bro watching Mark it's funny you weren't here this morning for coffee break what is this trying to make a little effort to lighten the atmosphere here in the last report I mentioned did I miss Nora coming no she still isn't here by the way what time is it right now is Nora G to show up like hello yo that TV can we turn that off thank you that's getting a little creepy all right Chad let's go take a shower check everything for cameras check every check everything for cameras like I'm look I'm looking at everything chat that shower head 100% it's got a camera in there somewhere that one too oh man there's probably a shower head or uh there's probably one down there too all right let's take a shower that didn't sound like some waterfall action I'm not going to lie that sounded like some mid water pressure appreciate the five dry off can we please get fully clothed before we go down there don't go down there in a towel please like I really don't is this my bedroom or is this his bedroom I'm assuming he chose this bedroom right what was that did y' just hear a door open oh my goodness we have a walk-in closet what oh no why is this an option oh no yep GG yo I thought he had like a sword or something yo what's good Mike hey harp check this out I found this fishing rod in that shed planning to catch dinner now that you've mentioned that would be pretty epic addition to the trip all right let's do it follow me there's another rod in the shed so we can both give it a shot all right wait we can go fish it we go catch something watch this chat plot here's the plot he's going to push us in the freezing water while we're fishing to kill us GG yo W game so far the atmosphere is [Music] crazy do you want to grab the other fishing rod I mean yeah that's what I was about to do like relax we need some baskies oh snap I saw a killer recipe for baked carb Mike you know you can't cook dude look at the bobber swinging hey we'll need to catch three carp though you up for the challenge that's it yeah well first things first we need the right bait for carp check out this bait information board whenever you are ready grab the C bait and let's head to the creek we're going to go catch some carp harp oh this dude's a loser oh this dude's a loser he's a loser he's a loser oh man oh please don't make rhymes with my [Music] name we need some cheese Del light there we go yay chat we're going fish yeah with Mike where's Nora please look at that dude like you think you're cool n n can I point out something why you going around the tree when there's obviously a walking trail right here like this why this why nobody likes you Mike you always trying to be different man you know I hope those carp are biing today it said g to throw what oh okay let's go did I cast smooth across the lake oh my goodness I did there we go come on now you suck Mike catch a fish you sir are a fish we're looking for carp though I'm going throw that back go Chad we're looking for carp remember they don't call me be dance for nothing I don't need a blue gill throw it back yo Mike you going to catch something like what are you doing when he ain't got a single fish yet El Mike I ain't going to lie chat this kind of a Vibe if Mike wasn't a creep you know what I mean I just oops my bad he caught one wait did he really torp TP blue gill [Music] again wrong bait on everything I love I got the right bait chat on everything I love that's a carp that's a carp yeah Mike won't you catch a fish Buster I'm caring call Peter Cuz I'm keeping it yo bunter with the te gifted W bunter with the T gifted appreciate you bunter they say whenever there's one carp there's always more I'm about to throw you in this somebody said bro The Thinker ah blue gill wait no it might be a let's go that's to we just need one more one more chat and we got dinner for tonight baby woohoo just one more carp left you got this so Mike you might as well go ahead and reel in and just chill because you ain't doing nothing I threw it all the way across the lake what are the odds I can catch something right there ah blue Gil don't need it chat W fisherman though right Mike's getting carried right now is he fishing with a goldfish that's a car B it all right Mike all right then looks like we got three car do you want to head back and throw these in the oven yeah let's go yeah that's right you better you better carry the bucket I caught all the fish Loser yeah bro said weed look going around a tree again what's up with the music wait wait wait wait what's up with the music yo hold on oh no I'm getting creeped out oh Chad I'm getting creeped out bro why is the fridge door wait why was the fridge door halfway opened hold on no no no no wait no uhuh something's going on right now what what is that while I'm cleaning the fish do you mind prepping the marinade sure I don't know how to do it though just take a bowl and throw in ginger paste c yeah I got you Mike okay we got oh I didn't even need it it says it okay we need some salt let's find the salt okay why is this halfway open I don't understand um okay chat let's look for some salt type salt when you see salt I don't know what this is oh that's salt there we go black pepper that's pepper um Pap R I'm cooking right now chat one of the milks is gone you're right we brought two milks in here oh no what Yo close the basement door why is this open by the way where is Nora like hello Italian seasoning that's Ginger I think we need that too um Italian we need some olive oil and yogurt all right olive oil yogurt we got yogurt in the fridge right yep W marinade chat W chef maybe Mike does know how to cook do you mind throwing the fish and the marinade in the in the casserole while I chop up the veggies yeah I'll do that anything but handle some veggies yo Mike did you chat did y'all hear that yo I'm hearing something no no I heard some movement somebody's in this house somebody's in here stop let me not let me not let me not let me not no stop I'm I'm starting to get uncomfortable chat hurry up with them veggies M could you add the veggies yeah I got you I read it needs to go for 30 minutes at 400 degrees all right 30 minutes at 400 Kobe lemons 30 minutes at 400 those carp are going to taste amazing yeah thanks to me you didn't catch none of them Mike El Mike while we wait for it to cook how about we play some board games I saw some in the room next to the living room which one just grab whatever catches your eye wait what room did he say I'm tripping I read it too oh here we go they got uh uh what's that game called where you stacked a bricks dude we to play that why is there a Ouija board stop we are not copoly Snakes and Ladders yo I'm feeling the block yeah jingga chat we going to do some jingga pull it what game we playing hold on chat vote on that poll why are we voting Ouija board bro why are we voting Ouija Chad why are we voting Ouija board like do y'all want do like chat oh my goodness what is wrong with y'all y'all going to make us get cursed you know what's crazy chat I knew I literally knew that that's what y'all was going to vote here we go all right Mike I got a Ouija board oh snap how many oh snap is is that four or three o snaps what's the o snap counter at that's three or four o snaps that's five o snaps oh no four oh snap is that an ouija board an Molly once told me how she contacted her dead grandma through one of these boards I'm sure she did I can't stand her oh wow hey remember how the dude was acting weird about the basement what if we tried this down there no no what Sphinx with the 10 gifted W Sphinx with the 10 gifted appreciate you Sphinx W Sphinx I'm just going to put dot dot dot because I do not want to do that no way all right let's go are you s and the piano key just hit like C minor yeah GG watch out for spiders down here yeah Mike this is so stupid like what are we doing Mike grow up Mike grow up man this ain't cool bro let's just go back up why did we agree of [Music] this you know what will make this even spookier let me guess if we turn off all the lights and light candles steal with the team gifted W steal with the team gifted appreciate you steel let us turn off all the lights and see if this really works how did I [Music] know you got to be kidding me screaming with the five W screaming anyway do you know how this works yeah but explain just in case so here's how it works first we place our fingers lightly on the planet is that right chat y'all should have voted jingga man what look at what you got us doing we have to ask questions and the spirits if there are any will move the planet to spell out the answers or at least that's what Molly told me one more thing never take your fing off the planet until we say goodbye otherwise we might take off the spirits she said oh ain't that a real thing chat like apparently if you're doing it you take your hand off you get cursed right I hope the spirit of a decent person takes over you Mike I really do all right then you go first oh of course I'm going first are there any spirits who want to talk to [Music] us j r l r huh yes you're moving it Mike stop trolling oh no he said I was moving in that wasn't me Whispers okay I got one too go ahead how's the afterlife treating you buddy yeah you're done you're you're possessed see even she knows buddy is disrespectful hey be respectful you're cook you're cursed and I'm happy you are maybe you'll be a decent person what did it say um did you live in this [Music] house Mike are you trolling it spelled out maybe did it really Don't Be Stupid Mike see he called him buddy again come on buddy give us a sign let us know you're here he is so disrespectful I told you I told oh my goodness I'm not usually one to believe in ghost or spirits but I'd be lying if I said I didn't feel uneasy that night no no that wasn't a ghost or a spirit there's somebody chained up in here and Mike ran upstairs after disrespecting the ghost apparently Mike you look at this dude look like you just ran a marathon you're such a bum you going to leave me oh I hate you Mike he over here breathing like he just ran a triathlon there's some freaky stuff going down there harp that was weird the weird part is that you ditched me ooh we got to hit him with that we got to hit him with that ooh hit him with it yo Shockers with the five W Shockers you're you're you're not a man Mike you're not a man would have been nice if you had checked have you ever heard of fight or flight yeah in two seconds en be playing this game that triggered for me because of you okay yes I have heard of it steal with the 5w steel Sydney I'm sorry okay whatever hit him with the whatever such a loser going to run off and leave me down there to die like you like you yeah El Mike Chat he just keeps getting worse and worse bro let me see all that casserole looks baby my I think our show is about to come on you want to watch TV while we eat sure yeah yeah can we just order like some Pizza Hut or something oh my oh we going to put the whole fish you know it smells like booty in here why you staring at me Mike I'mma sit over here okay I'm not sitting on that couch with you I got to sit on the couch turn the TV on mik we had to catch the show on TV while we ate do I got to turn the TV on do I have to do literally everything good for the bones after letting these simmer in the salt bath we can start making the chocolate take a couple cocoa beans you're SU blended into the sauce with a little bit of vinegar got to keep that fancy flavor in there the next thing we prepare is the mayonnaise we stir FR dude how many people were voice acting in this game me and like how many other people I'm not going to lie this is going to taste like [ __ ] but here you are anyway listening to my cooking instr instuctions this is the brein of the mayonnaise we we got to inject it with a little anesthesia to make sure it doesn't revolt against us it gets very angry once it knows we're trying to cook it after doing that we mix all the ingredients together in a tray and place it inside we're eating this whole plate okay and while that's cooking we can start on the appetizer I keep waiting to see somebody chat gasoline soaked Ramen now this F is extremely hard to make aition only for experienced Fine Food reques twice as good since we caught the fish ourselves what you w't need is gasoline and ramen this dish really soes the so we almost like a cayen cleanse it was all right Begin by pouring the gas have to Rain on My Parade harp make sure not to use Gasol really I it turned out well maybe use hey anyways I need to check my emails real quick do not use diesel so after letting the gasoline left my laptop upstairs we can put in our ramen thought we were taking a break from work found in my Grandmama's basement but you can use whatever kind you like oh this Ramen yes fastic once the gasoline fully soaks into the noodles all right I'll clean up here actually kind of scientific Bill n who the gasoline molecules merge with the noodle molecules and they taste very good now that this is cook I'm doing the dishes too okay our if your oven catches on fire I had to do both of our plates okay the fire extinguisher well damn uh uh damn that's burnt uh I'm not eating this but but not to worry I know someone who will yo grandma no I made you food no no no it's not it's not poison it's not poison look what is going on goodbye Grandma stay in your room I don't want youing all right doing the dishes chat okay I'm glad she ate that so chat I voice acted some in here Burley Lily P2 Dante who else is ready to serve I hope yall enjoy eating this as much as I will let's eat all right we're done who is Michael J Carter oh it's m I think there's someone under my bed right now can you come upstairs [Music] what let's hope that it's Nora pranking us oh no Chad oh no yo Mike you better not be trolling me man don't make sounds walk slow he's trolling he's trolling he's trolling if he's butt naked in here Mike we're about to get jump scared everybody prepare yourself we're literally about to get jump scared okay lock in combat arena with the 10 gifted W combat arena with the 10 gifted appreciation there's literally no shot we didn't get jump scared what oh my God for I got to use the restroom for well chat we were correct I actually cracked myself well chat we were correct he dude look at the way he's looking at us bro why is he just bro what is he doing bro yo Tim with the 10 gifted W Tim with the 10 gifted dude I hate you Mike Chat we called it though what did we say he was going to be trolling El Mike dude dude there's been three jump scares in this game and all of them have got me like what lock in gotcha you're lucky I didn't break your nose yeah my good looks are half my charm harp Don't Mess them up is the good looks in the room with us you look like you had a 30-year hockey career mic like what ain't no way he just said that like like Mike they said you look like m misshaping matat I totally got you yeah haha Mike haha buddy you jump scared me like good for you bro you know what I mean like congrats Mike you're so cool that was fun wasn't it whatever come on it was just a joke okay Mike I got it dude you want go for the next round what next round how about a game of hide and seek yo Mike you're about you're pushing 30 first it was let's play a Ouija board in the basement and now we're we're talking about some hide and seek where is Nora by the way chat can she show up like hello Nora yo Alabama with the five W Alabama fine all right you're on I'll count to 10 harp with the five W harp I decided to hide in the the basement oh that's what the game is saying okay that doesn't seem smart but all right let's hide in the basement close the [Music] door I decided to hide in the nook under the stairs you got to be kidding me what is this Harry [Music] Potter for [Music] huh my heart can't take this game why is that so scary bro chat was anybody else like low key scared for no reason right there like I know it was just hideand-seek but like bro bro ha aha got you yeah you got me Mike yeah that wasn't even a challenge I figured you would be good at this since I never find you in the city what are you trying to stalk me wait what [Music] EXC maybe you need to look harder dot dot dot all right my turn to hide now you better close your eyes and stop coun or start counting okay one I cheated wait what did that last text say no I was trying to fly through it why did you skip cuz I was trying to give him less time to hide oh Mike now Chad if you were Mike where would you hide oh Mike where are you [Music] buddy if he's hiding in my room he is a certified creep which I think he's already a certified creep right I'm assuming outside is off limits so let's go upstairs he's in my room that door wasn't closed he's in the closet Mike get out of the closet you're such a loser like oh my goodness Mike you didn't even turn the light off and in my closet too he's a creep got you hang on harp I think I heard something upstairs we're upstairs by the way I know this is another prank buddy fool me once shame on you fool me twice you're going to try this again no kidding Sydney I I really heard something sliding up there you didn't hear it sliding no I swear on my life I heard something do we believe him he put it on his life chat I see this attic access door here I really don't did you just shut me in are you g to check it out you check it out this dude is a b won't you be a man for once you're taller than me why don't you go I think uh my shoulders are too broad to fit through there Sydney but one of us really should look you're built like a popsicle stick dude talk about your shoulders are too broad where are you hiding these broad shoulders Mike yo for real seriously Sydney I don't think I would fit through yeah yeah use that step stool behind you and climb up you're such you're such a bum dude if you try anything weird while I'm doing this why is the closet stop is that you stop I don't see no step stol Mike oh what are we doing no no no we should not uhuh see this looks like a 1800's like baseball card like what are we doing up here turn the lights on thank you why are we up here oh my God it's a kitty it's a kitty what are you doing Kitty what are you doing up here yo jpg with the five gifted I guess he just be living up here he got food and stuff well we figured out what the noise was chat at least we know why is he standing there staring at us like that you are so creepy Mike yo you want to come downstairs that's yeah that's the that's Rick's cat the homeowner he was looking for him hey Mike I'm back Sydney are you okay what was up there oh are you okay cuz you sure did come to my rescue didn't you it was just a cat oh the second option's getting clicked oh he hit me with a dot dot dot too hey you know what do you mean by that it was a cat Mike oh that's a relief I was all I was worried there for a minute I think she was hungry oh yeah maybe we can give her one of the carp after I find you again we're still playing high and seek are we in the third grade Mike start counting this dude I decided to hide in the tool shed in the backyard okay we're lowkey cheating now this is this is cheating I'm not going to lie there's going to be somebody in here huh GG Rick's going to be in here he's going to kill us there's no way Mike is smart enough to check the tool shed right no way chat I think I just saw somebody in the house chat did you see that just now wait wait did I just see somebody in the house wait somebody clip what just happened please wait somebody please clip what just happened I don't even care if he finds me wait clipp it I got to go [Music] look hey Mike give me one second hold on I knew it somebody's in the house chat somebody's in the house no shot no shot bro maybe it's Nora maybe we're overreacting maybe Nora showed up bro yo W peepers though chat we peeped that aha there you are yeah what's up Mike harp it took me a while to find you oh it took me a while to figure out you left the house anything worth doing is worth doing well W quote from Sydney my turn close those yo Mike Mike Mike I really Mike you're really making me uncomfortable man like Mike you're like you're you're creepy dude like please stop I'm getting tired I don't want to play no more look I'll hide in the house we're headed in anyway you find me and we'll go to bed go bro One Mississippi two Mississippi three four five six 8 9 10 ready or not here I come so chat somebody in the house like are we we can't just ignore this right somebody's in here all right if we were Mike where would we hide again let's check the basement we'll start bottom up let's see where this goober is hiding imagine he he's hiding in our room again okay he didn't steal my spot he's not in the basement dude who is in here chat check the bathroom he's not in the bathroom either what is that hello um chat it stopped wait is it the pipe from this I know which room he's in then whichever room that pipe goes through is the room that he's in he's probably knocking on the pipe he's in this bathroom he's in here oh my God so it was Rick in the [Music] house what's going on what happened well hey there like I understand you own this house but if you're going to come in here and do some work when we're renting you got to let us know you're coming in here man and what is he doing fixing the seek or is he installing a camera huh he's installing a camera that's looking straight in the shower [Music] well hey there why are you in here again I'm fixing the faucet you got a problem with that yeah you should have told us dude miss this is my house I don't need to check in with you every time I oh my goodness bro you are renting the house you do got to check in you can't just do that what are you talking about like what I've never seen anyone fix a faucet with a hammer before he could probably be using a camera because if like if like the little if the twist thing is stuck at the bottom and you can't get it un loose you got to like hit it with a hammer to break it loose or if like the uh the valves are stuck you got to hit it break it loose but other than that yeah he lowkey spitting you know what w Mike for actually calling it out though even though he is a creep too you ever fixed many faucets yourself young man yo let's relax he has a hammer he could kill us both right now let's calm down didn't think so I'd imagine you don't know what tools you need how long have you been here just got here a couple minutes ago you know what my question is chat if he came in here to fix the faucet why was he downstairs in the living room cuz he would have came through the bedroom and just went upstairs you know what I mean it wasn't him no I bet it was him I bet he's just planting cameras Chad I don't trust him type one if you don't trust him thank you for the bless you if you heard anything before that it must have been that old lady remember he he he he he do you think maybe you could fix it tomorrow you asking me to leave Miss yeah I am what's wrong with that no Rick she's being polite we rented this house and would like to have it to ourselves we don't really want to have to call law enforcement yo Mike what Mike standing on business wait a minute I'm just gonna say dot dot dot ain't no cops in Woodberry son you think they're going to arrest the homeowner for fixing the false it I was just doing some work if you can't handle that it's your problem not mine this might be the worst like landlord renter I have ever seen like bro what you know what I mean chat like let's be real here or host yeah worst host ever you know what if you folks don't like me fixing the faucet I'll leave you to it Mike's about to eat him he definit he definitely put a camera in he left cardi dropped I can't think of something I care less about than that I'm not going to lie after locking the door we debated what to do we agreed that there was something off about Rick from the start yeah it seemed like he enjoyed making excuses to come over unannounced facts she's spitting in the end we decided Rick was weird but probably harmless see why are you assuming harmless don't do that don't start Assuming he's harmless we attributed his behavior to an extreme lack of social awareness uh-oh something's about to happen look we already drove all the way out here let's just enjoy ourselves Mike said but by this time I was feeling really tired I decided to get some rest GG Nora never showed up by the way chat 1139 p.m. I hear some scratching what is that who's knocking on my door harp are you still awake hard to sleep when someone's knocking on the door do you mind if I come in I'd like to talk about something what buddy it's almost midnight sure don't close that door what are you what do you want Mike the storm is starting to get really bad I can hardly see the truck in the driveway yeah I hope Nora is okay facts like where's she at she'll be just fine Sydney don't worry I'm here to keep you safe what hey it's no problem at all God are supposed to watch over the people they care about right yo yo Mike you have went from unbelievably creepy to like this is bad B what are you talking about what a day huh this wasn't exactly how I thought our getaway was going to go Sydney yeah it's been a strange day can you believe that guy he just keeps wandering around the house like he owns the place I mean he does own the place you know what I mean I mean come on he I mean he does own the place yeah you know exactly what I meant Sydney he shouldn't just barge in the place whatever he wants did he kill him he's talking like he killed him I mean the guy is probably harmless but I'm frustrated yeah me too I would say this but I don't want to like I don't want to say something that's going to like set them off you know what I mean like I'm getting creeped out I'm going to say Me too it'll help if we both get some sleep oh Lord have mercy oh no no no no no no no no uh-uh uh-uh no this is nuh-uh uh-uh no why why do we have to why hey I'mma get up out of here no no I'm holl at you I can't leave why is the truck parked here here who moved it yo yo yo I'm not trying to do this yo let me get up out of here please I can't leave Chad it won't let me go go to the kitchen and make food yeah man let's do anything but this oh my harp you know don't bro please stop I've missed this what US just talking it's been too long okay this is awkward you know you don't have to sleep alone tonight if you don't want pick the second one would you be doing this if Nora was [Music] here you act like you don't remember our trip to Oregon I remember it being pretty awkward dude what is going on it didn't start out awkward though Mike we had a lot to drink things happened no way Sydney by things she meant they danced together yeah that's what she meant they sure did I'm hoping maybe they can happen again Nora Nora what she just texted what did she say I can't uh Mike I don't know what to say sly with the five she in a SOS you just let me worry about the details uh I don't think this is a good time stop check the phone guys I think I'm about 70 miles away from liberry and my stinking Tire just blew out it's snowing and I'm on the side side of the road on Highway 11 near Killington there's a sign by the side of the road it's hard to see I I think it says Kent Pond the snow is like half a foot deep and I can't get the lug nuts off the tire I hate to ask but can you two come get me yeah yeah let's go yeah let's go ID anything but this dude please what a timing huh but I guess we can't leave Nora stranded no we can't we better get ready no Sydney you stay here and get some sleep there's no sense in both of us what I want to go I don't want to be here well I mean I don't know like if I'm here by myself Rick is probably going to see that the truck is gone then he's going to come oh man this is bad this bro I you know what I'm about to go to the neighbor's house man he's probably going to kill Nora too this is all bad oh my goodness just call the police even though there ain't no police here are you sure yeah I'm sure you're in pajamas and I'm still dressed you just settle in and I'll go help Nora that's really nice Mike no it's not he's he's not going to go get her he's probably not even GNA go bro bro I always like doing nice things for you Sydney bro please leave we'll finish talking about this later okay no we won't I don't know what's worse being here alone with the chance of Rick coming through or having mik here can we turn the lights on wait is the power out chat he left the door W hey why don't you get some rest while I'm gone how about you leave I'm trying trying to make sure you leave before I go to sleep dude yeah I think I'll crash for a bit look make sure you take care of yourself all right lock the doors you sound like my dad can you blame me bro what before I go how about a hug we might have to do it we might have to do it chat we might have to do it just so we don't like set them off like we might have to do it just for our own safety pull it yeah chat vote chat vote everybody vote hug is winning somebody said don't give him hope what is wrong with y'all no look the whole Theory wait this is very close wait this poll is insanely close look chat the whole theory behind giving him the hug is that we like don't set him off like I I don't want to give him a hug either Chad he's a weirdo but I feel like we need to give him a hug for like our own protection you know what I mean that's crazy all right hug one by like less than 20 votes 17 votes or something I think yeah drive safe Mike I'm GNA see him leave before I go up and go to sleep if you hug him he's going to feel entitled to another one yeah I know but like well now we're in this creepy house alone what are the odds that Rick shows up here dude I wonder how this is going to end dude dude I want to check the house CH should we check the house where we go to sleep I I don't trust nothing yeah let's go get that I'm going to check the house where we go to sleep bro I don't trust this there's no way I'm about to lay my head down on that pillow without knowing if we're all good bro cuz Rick probably in here can I not just turn the lights on the house man lock the doors I think it's probably locked automatically type one if you're freaked out chat all right nobody's in here it's been a great game by the way chat somebody snoring somebody's snoring in here oh my goodness somebody's in here somebody's in here bro oh no leave the flashlight well flashlights gone I told my things I told myself things would get better if I could just get some rest Nora always knew how to cheer me up and I needed it more by the minute she's probably not going to get here bro somebody is sleeping in in that room Chad bro what with her arriving soon I decided to rest in the meantime 12:39 a.m. okay the door is still glitched down there I can still hear it clicking from when I tried to open it somebody just rang the doorbell at 1239 oh no who is that it's the dude from Mo that we didn't give a ride to no hello look friend I know it ain't ideal banging on your door in the middle of the night but I'm in a bad spot here I was counting on a ride from some friends but they're running behind and won't be here for about 2 more more hours you C I'm just going to say nothing the weather outside is getting pretty bad I was hoping you'd be a friend and let me come inside to warm up just want just wait and just until my friends get here no this is already bad enough enough it we do not need to make things worse and it just got worse Chad y'all remember this dude threatened us earlier remember that I'm sorry I can't help you he's going to bust down the door come on now friend if you were caught out in this blizzard I'd give you a warm place to wait it out bro when somebody says no to letting them in your house at 1:00 a.m. it means no bro you're not coming in The Story You're going to let me freeze a death I didn't make you go hiking in a snowstorm he knows it's us how does he know it's us how does he know it's us what you think I didn't see you and your little boyfriend fishing in the creek earlier I figured maybe you'd give me a chance this time but it looks like you're oh no he was watching us please just leave or I'll call the cops ain't no cops around here GG speaking of I don't see your Fella's truck out here either I'm dialing 911 fine he's going to break down the door suit yourself is there a phone is there a phone hello but let me tell you something you'll get what's coming to you for leaving me out here JoJo see what reference I'm playing my bad did he leave he's leaving I'm going to watch him all the way out I'm going to make sure he doesn't go somewhere I'm going to watch him all the way out where is he is he trying to break in the basement she wants to go to sleep with this dude out here doing this Sydney what are you doing there's no way we're sleeping oh my bro bro classic so he got in the basement and he found whoever was in there at this point I had no choice but to call for help okay somebody threw a snowball at the window look at that text Rick Rick I'm sorry to bother you but can you come back over there's someone we met driving down here he was banging on the door and starting threatening me I'm pretty scared I think I hear him moving around inside the house could you please come look since you live close I think Rick was the dude in the basement what do we do let's go to that window and see if the basement doors open no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no it's open it's open yo monster with the 5w monster it's Rick with the hammer Rick Rick hey hey Rick what's going on here Rick I'm Glad You Came don't say w Rick yet we don't know explain the situation yeah I came as quickly as I could I wouldn't worry about him anymore what what you mean Rick did did [Music] you should I start worrying about you oh hey um uhoh yeah yo something just stabbed my foot oh never mind by the way where is your friend the guy who was with you earlier Mike he went to pick up another friend H so you're all alone here right now huh oh no what is what is he doing oh n he is so creepy are you kidding me storms like this bring out all kinds of folks not all of them know when to stay away did you kill that man yo Mike with the five W Mike chat um chat [Music] Rick just texted [Music] [Applause] me what [Applause] what yeah everything's okay awful late for texting isn't it who are you talking to my friends they're almost here Morgan with the five W Morgan is that so yeah thanks for coming by though I'll be fine you can head back if you want he wasn't [Applause] wck [Music] [Applause] yeah maybe I should stick with around make sure everything's okay who are you what did you just say what do you want what okay I'll leave all right I'll [Music] leave what did he just do oh my God [Applause] he closed the door off what do we do should we run upstairs back door but where is that going to take us I think we should run upstairs and hide in the closet Chad there's nowhere to go if we run outside and it won't let us cuz it says it's too cold outside we can't go out we go hide in that closet chat so where is Rick and who is the person that's in the basement Morgan with another five type one if you're in favor to go to the top [Music] [Applause] he got me [Applause] again I'm stun [Music] locked Chad we can't go to the basement there's nothing down there but a locked door that's the goofiest thing ever chat here's what we're doing we're running upstairs we're hiding in that closet go when he's warming up you might be [Music] right oh hey you got wall hacks go through the basement Chad I'm telling you right now Ted I'm telling you right now there's no way we go to the basement look this is still closed we're a we just got to make it upstairs before he catches us Chat lock in all right [Music] wait y' want to go basement under the under the stairs you're right [Music] that for M hey a a she sold Nora sold the shat I couldn't get in the Attic W checkpoint thank you so much Dev we're going have to grabb the stool [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] oh I got to wait for him to leave Chad lock in bro this game bro bro [Applause] Shockers with the five W shockers don't kill [Music] him Kitty are you here for Kitty what do we [Music] do he called 911 yes Kitty bro W actual Rick we just got to wait it out chat we just got to wait for the cops to show up yo can the cops show up bro where is this dude at he called the police why is Mike out there ringing the doorbell still go down no way I'm going down right now right are we supposed to go down you have to life what look at Mike and Nora Mike wasn't so bad after all [Music] I told them everything that happened after Mike had left Rick had called the cops W Rick the storm had quieted down by the time they arrived and of course the man was nowhere of course he wasn't of course bro got away on our drive back the whole night played over and over in my head we think that the man we saw secretly lived in that cabin when it wasn't being used well that's 100% what it was that locked door and the person we heard snoring was him chat bro W plot twist man and planned on robbing US during our stay it looked like more than robbing that was bad but cops seemed to think there was more intent behind this man's AC oh accidentally hit space but yeah that's pretty much what I said Rick asked me what the man looked like and after that he didn't ask any more questions so does Rick know the guy we think he knew more than he was letting on watch it be Rick's like cousin or something but in the the end he gave us a full refund wow thanks for the 99 bucks [Music] what w game chat oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh it's your boy [Music] Chad it was worth the wait bro now I'm ready for the other one W game chat man what happens to the hitchhiker I think the fake Rick killed him Chad W game w stream bro yo Lenny with the five W Lenny I was here Chad who was here the whole time type one if you was here the whole time dude this is the last one in the series I hope they're not done making them bro we need more of these man and I don't have to wait a year for the next one either bro you know what I mean chat Chad what a beautiful game Chad was worth the waight yes or no bro that was great man I love that man