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Uno Game Night Commentary

I cannot believe that we're about to play some brand new Uno when you when you linked this early today I literally thought you made it up all right I thought it was vaporware now I think when we start this match it tells you the rules so don't skip through more I look at your your mouth open right there it reminds me of the Looney Tunes L that's the whole point hello I'm ready rules rules I see the rules I don't see them anymore great C four crazy rules yeah keep reading squirrel keep reading start a mini pile you make and match takes the cards taken Point another player and force them to draw cards that's a point card and then there's a draw together card where we all I have to go first oh we're playing chain together in Uno yes hang on I think you first off why these hot dogs look real as hell yeah those hot do look look at the they look real good oh no this a nice little party guys some Doritos some sandwich you got a little boom box in the background got a balloon whose birthday is it oh that is so cool look I I got the Red Bowl here I'm going to I'm going to bring it back to Kyle I want back to Kyle mini pile must everyone put okay brand new Uno like flip a card from the the color you the color you take the whole stack flip a car from the draw power of this what he didn't have a green so I I need to play a green and whoever the first person that couldn't play it yeah loses here we go again you have to pull up the whole you have to do a blue the whole thing I'm curious I'm curious I'm curious hang on hang on I can't my my my keyboard's messing up what's going on he's lying no for real what did I do how about you Delirious how about you you got blue over there oh what what is this I don't know but it counted as a blue I don't why no that's a lot of cards that's a lot of cards because you skipped me yeah did you have a blue a blue but he I don't I didn't have a blue but I'm I'm not sure if it's because you skipped me or because I didn't have a blue nobody got linked together either so I think during that no damn Kyle yeah mine oh let me read this let me read this connect two players together every time one of the connected players draws a card the other must draw the same amount so who are you choosing who you're linking to right now you link to me you sack of [ __ ] why insane and then you can link to cartoons and cartoons can you linked me and cartoons together hey squirt we're chained together that is crazy um wait wait wait I really want to go oh no we need a green though it is green he we don't need a green he want green no we need a blue though is what I meant to say oh you broke the chain oh yes you broke the chain oh my God Del you can literally just pull a card make him but why would you do that there's no way that works you [ __ ] [ __ ] all right whatever oh [ __ ] that is so that is so awesome so started a pile happening what's happening you started a pile delious what do you mean I didn't pick yellow why was it yellow it's it's random it's random so you can't pick something you have oh thank you oh this is about to be sexy watch this a little bit of bop bop but hey she want some too you guys are oh man this is no Liss don't worry don't worry we got thank you hey squ will you hand me a sandwich what the f you Kyle I'm keeping it on you I don't want be chained with either one of you [ __ ] the chain is awesome the chain is cool hey hey SC can I have some orange juice over there all so pass right on over you still ain't having me my sandwich the sandwich is way over my Delirious some he asked his in for it first off these sandwiches look like reach across they look so small they look cracker sandwiches yeah little jump little jumpy jump fins in this [ __ ] dude I'm not going to playw off why is are yellow soccer ball I want to use my stupid to Blue ah there we go thank you guys thank you I got to pull something oh you hey C you son of a [ __ ] no draw two square [ __ ] no go ahead draw two I will I will draw two o Dam I'm running we're running little cards over here uhhuh I think I'm going to draw again just cuz you know yeah I like that idea oh what is this this a good idea Point d That's what I had I was going to make everyone point a Kyle oh the luck of the cards a thank you finally blue a thank you finally green you [ __ ] second [ __ ] thank you finally green a thank you I needed more car why you [ __ ] have a plus two delirious I don't have a plus two don't worry about me if you were chain to Kyle he wouldn't won a plus two you there ooh it's a little bit of a like this this is fun no hey Kyle you want to oh that doesn't one the chain doesn't affect that oh it doesn't oh don't change color just don't why would you do that you okay you relax good we knew I knew everything it's fine no he didn't no he he doesn't have blue he never had blue all right look at him hey don't don't don't look at me so delirious what point at Kyle or cartoons it shouldn't M oh it broke their chain the CH doesn't work for this no no squirel what the what you on I pointed at Kyle yes the car what the [ __ ] were you doing the chain didn't work it worked just fine see watch oh he oh everybody Point cartoons he is the lowest oh yeah you're right [ __ ] it's that simple [Laughter] no Nei one of those you un we we're good we're good hey's a lot of cards you got over there brother yeah they're all [ __ ] cards all right I don't even care slow downards all right I like speed yeah oh damn he you jump your damn self I had another one oh there we go are you kidding are you kidding little triple jum hey little don't mind I'll just I'll just draw a card so when we did the point it broke the chain completely or is there a c amount I think when you point it breaks the chain saw that lemonade it was looking looking little lemonade I think that's orange juice right oh no no there is lemonade and orange juice okay one of my lemonade looks thick the same to me now one looks like orange and that lemonade looks thick like a little bit gross type of thick maybe a mango smoothie ooh it does kind of look like a smoothie yeah mango smooth oh a little bit of little bit of D mind damn you jumped in so fast and scared I thought I screwed up squirrel oh that scared me oh no what is he got to be me [ __ ] he's got it you son of a [ __ ] Kyle Kyle he's got he's got he's got a plus four you son of a [ __ ] Kyle there's no way you had me so sweating but in said you just get [ __ ] on oh think three plus TW really Kyle got plus four what do you want me to do panda I unlock a panda picture three plus twos from that yeah hey good job who my cards are all stacked up wait a minute I think the game crashed no what the game did CR all my cards are stacked up so instead of trying to keep up with the points I was close enough to 200 we'll just say I won yeah not on my yeah I don't think you won actually I think it was a warm-up game for us yeah that's all that was pretty much I won that's that's fine I got to win I got a little win warm up it's a little win yeah y'all y'all all Rage Quit it's fine it happens round two so we had a restart oh I see the party I mean I see the I see the rules create chaos four crazy rules Speed play pile up and point taken point at another player and car we've literally already played all the cars we know what they do you're right you're right you're right you're right you're right you know I throw a six down how about that um will you whoa cartoons this is weird you're on the left side what the hell yeah how's it going to me now I'll swing it back around we [ __ ] switch seats we did I was trying to get closer to the hot dogs you you're on the for you're on the uh the Water you moved away from the hot dogs for me oo Little Speed play I don't like that can uh can I play this is fun over here Delirious yeah nice side of the table speeding hey K what do you got going on over there anything all this is my first time you know I just hand you something nice o I tell you what it it's fresh out here it feels nice um how does that feel how's it feel now I want to go back in half it's hot what about you Kyle are you hot I'm a little toasty get a little tan you may want to head inside you want to head inside I think I think there's a there's a thunder thunderstorm coming yeah rain does he not have a yellow you guys think right there's there's no way he would play that without a yellow exactly what I want you to [Music] think oh oh I everyone knows the point at the lowest guy now you got [ __ ] L me because I'm the only other smart one of course he did yeah second lease don't you point at me again SC cuz I will Point per finger got it finger hey they say if you flip somebody off you got three point right back at you that's what happened is that true oh squirrel pushed up faster than he can blink I I was debating on who I was clicking I feel like I'm going to get two and you're going to get two [ __ ] I don't even know how that works out [ __ ] so many D that yeah imagine imagine playing oh jumping you can go oh a little squirrel and little Lis how dare you don't draw any cards right we'll be fine I won't draw anything what color fine oh I think it's green we going I mean I got one of each wow yeah hey squirrel Taste the Rainbow Man don't draw R what colors what colors draw do they have red I do have red I'm good on reds I got lots of Reds I got I got lots of Reds least three red look at this I got lots of Reds even though I didn't need to do that wow nice really fast with that it was my turn oh there we go wow nice there we go all right what about a new color guys green yeah what about a little bit of green what the [ __ ] wait a minute it's still green [ __ ] good good job have green don't no he did get some W though that's good that's good I don't get chained that's right I thought that chained me with him no no no no yeah broke the chain no it didn't it didn't no it's still there but I thought I was going to get three of those too Kyle you for the wild good yeah it was probably better to just draw those yeah squirrel yes I mean I mean cartoons doesn't have a green bro I do don't worry chain together yeah we hav't drawn one card messed uping can't [ __ ] me over I can't no you don't want to [ __ ] me over you'll be look at these [ __ ] this isn't looking good you know all right I need to drop one of these squirrel because if I don't drop one of these they're worth 50 points give yellow what the [ __ ] I like that I like that Delirious delious don't draw a card on your turn all right don't do it what the delious thank you Delirious no yes oh no yellow dumb [ __ ] right back at you [ __ ] kiding thank you for the Uno I mean he might have a blue might not thank you thank you thank you thank you I I get to drop I get to drop this other 50 bring it back to yellow what are you doing I'm trying to keep him from getting out of here know I'm going have RI my dick off a little bit of luck in the car so lucky the Chain's broken yes he's going to give it to me cartoon why would you not give it to me cartoons why would you I don't know squ what the [ __ ] are you doing I don't know I messed up I he's not just going to reive it back to me and Delirious you should have put it on both of us that was a smart point I was I was I I don't know why I did you no was he here no I don't relax I don't draw he to draw you're right you're right change yourself car come on car it's aair there you go delious me and you there you go now if you got any attack what color what do you need what do you need to attack squirrel oh I know what color your favorite color your favorite color blue oh my God now you can attack no yes what that was so delayed that was so what' you have six [ __ ] hours to do it what the you guys gave me the perfect number what yes there you go way to go delirious you got to play so damn fast slow slow your ass down three ones there I was just wanting to throw my ones man my ones if you play your three guess what we win chicken butt I win we lost me I won actually you didn't win we only got you only got 79 yeah that's actually won yet you know Won Won that was learning the rules round yeah we didn't know the rules already wild rep what are you some kind of idiot you just a poor I'm a poor [ __ ] over here what what can I do what do you want me for me some basic English language what hey it's like 3:00 a.m. give me a break what the hell why why that action the table yet you can do [ __ ] math around the table red [ __ ] what the [ __ ] hey what you you so stupid you just made some damn you just made some enemies all right you just made some damn what color you damn [ __ ] because I didn't like it uh green I guess all right oh nice it's not good for you to on that they call me oh it's like that squirrel I like that I like that squirrel I like that like that I like that squirrel yeah you sons of [ __ ] yeah you like that you like that bre come on you're not going F come on you didn't want to be connected to squirrel look we we I told you we made we made an alliance yellow mow an unlikely Alliance it was a rule in my house if it's yellow let it mellow have ants in them I hope Che out do that I hate when it takes forever cuz I know you have a jump bin M hey check this out I like that I'm so glad I'm not not chain to me h I mean I would take it you know what I mean as a friend I would take it with you yeah you should you should you should draw those I will [ __ ] you L BL blue green challeng he's got another plus four you s my [ __ ] you bastard you snitching [ __ ] and I've get a little oh no I need to get rid of some cards here boys he's going to get some some pointage oh what's happening here huh has blue green plus four oh no he has a green no and a plus 4 it's a green on this is bad somebody needs to draw this thank you son oh thank you can you change it off oh no he's got a plus four it doesn't matter it doesn't matter I have all my expensive cards gone get ready c apprciate i don't there's no [ __ ] way don't be green [Music] he has to play his plus four yeah but now he doesn't have a plus four yeah he's got a green yeah he's got a green he has a green he has a green just get this around to him get this around to him a green what it was a green four I got so many damn cards go ahead and point this at the one who casted it hey squirrel you [ __ ] I know I thought we was teammates what the [ __ ] oh squirrel I beating your hook me to squirrel hook me to that [ __ ] yeah yeah that's [ __ ] oh I'm dragging your ass to the bottom with me with this chain I'm a damn anchor plus plus two plus two me plus two me K I will literally a I'll gobble you like in [ __ ] hot dogs damn I ain't got no cars to play a I need that car that's a good card something called Uno Uno unoo K what are you doing green I don't know what to do over here like what what can I do you can throw down the green there you go that one I like that number we don't know what color he had yeah I don't know I don't think he oh yes he does he do think he has a green yeah he does I want to remind you what I threw down before I had to pick the [ __ ] and I'm drawing them too yeah oh my God just won D should just won I don't that oh my god oh wow that was H the link the Double Draw Four action yeah that was huge right at that I I'm so confused how you still have that no cuz he made me pick up cards from the from the pile Oh my goodness so you got it right back I think so yeah cuz I I got a green four and a draw four right two cards I got back I don't remember I'm pretty sure you got back yeah I don't know how you got that plus four there was two plus fours on I got one of them why did Kyle get one and why did get one pointed at me no yeah I I pointed okay okay from the two points does the point come from the P I think Point At You it might have changed I think that was all yeah only would point that could have been big could have big and now I wish I pointed at him that would have been the right point that was a that was my probably biggest win game ever was hug 36 20 some points one one game I have to bring this to a 300 3 point oh this this round's going by kind of love yeah nobody having a draw or nothing hey guys what oh is that an ant is that an ant in the background what is that you see a little ant yeah that's CRA I think he stole some I like how there blue Ballo might there is I think there's one more over there yeah you see them I think they yeah I think they're making yeah I see them oh they are making love that's so that's sick actually that's crazy that's what love looks like you were supposed to watch love them oh my God they just peed on each other we all pulled out on R didn't we did that that Sal yeah you got some you got some green that you did that love that you did that o I didn't I didn't WR daddy today either you get it do you get your own green back oh there's no [Applause] way oh my God that is such [ __ ] thank God you got it right back I didn't realize what we were doing I thought we were just throwing cars down this [ __ ] about to have 100 the 328 points again no ready heart of the cards heart of the cards heart of the cards that's lucky you got a bit oh I'm sorry you got you got a third or having sex again damn it dude gosh darn it Dam it they get to have sex but not me I why changed back to that color because I like this color leave in this color leave it this color um oh let's point the right direction I watching everyone's finger up here all they delete is the S came at me I did nothing to you would it be funny as hell if all fingers were pointing at the same person he point at himself me you pointed at yourself also how did I not have a yellow pass the torch pass the torch I don't love that I don't love that at all squirrel draw two to he out all right hear me out how about a little green about a little blue okay I like a little blue okay damn all right what about a little yellow oh I like a little y are you kidding me with this [ __ ] I do like a little yellow I'm going to I'm ripping my balls off I'm ripping my balls off actually wow that good at all hilarious what about you are you ripping your balls off son of a [ __ ] yeah no one has a link chain yet nope we don't need link chains he's got to be ripping my balls off man what are we doing here you got to be ripping my balls off that's your boss feeling Delirious it's it's feeling a little ripped off to me let's see luck of the cards oh there's no way I lose this you absolutely I can I can throw that that sucks I apprciate that threw the one card thanks no just gave him the good card you should nice hey thanks guys that's nice it's going to be tough he's going to have to waste around to use it see a waste it is waste look at the look at the cards guys o thank for the look w wow Little Speed play don't mind didn't need to do that Speed play don't mind what the [ __ ] I thought you like yellow color I do like yeah I don't mind y I had a speed play on this isn't very good this is where cartoons does the link yes cartoons you're this play then he's going a plus to me he going it really depends if you're going to love this play or not uh I'm going to I'm going to start across the table that's good I love that play you hear me kle I I I can't hear you I don't I'm going to challenge this because he didn't tell cartoons the color do green why I [ __ ] green I'm challenge I'm challenging right that's what I'm challenge whoops it's a card challing no matter what you sick bastard you sick individual now it's like we're starting a game freshh yeah it's true true D like a fresh game I almost got out if it wasn't for you mening bastards I got to do my jump in you guys ready for a jump in that's not fair first off that's not a jump in that's just a straight up reverse I thought I could jump in on a reverse you can't I thought you could I had another reverse it never gave me that I'm about to SW iszy you can't jump in special cards I'm hungry do you guys put mustard on your hot dogs or mustard did I just get it depends on what I get they broke our with chains that was so nice Kyle did you just put that down no I wouldn't do that that's that was not very smart you should not have done that being the less cards Kyle I'm curious if it'll point at me oh I didn't you going to choose where you point I I the timer you oh you can make it random oh this about to be sick that was sick say that see that a you jump on card in a in a in a lone and look as far as my hot dogs go it depends on what else is on it if I'm doing just like ketchup mustard that's good but if I'm doing like a like a Carolina style where it's like mustard SLO chili onions [ __ ] I don't put ketchup on that yeah I don't put ketchup on my hot dogs I like uh I like chili but you know a lot of places don't actually put chili on their hot dogs kind of strange and you K you're the other lowest oh it would have made more sense you put on yourself you chain me didn't even notice they were thinking about hot dogs chil dogs who went under the damn table the hot dog Brothers the Gizzy gobblers again where're over here talking about hot dogs and [ __ ] y'all did you do it again Kyle I'm just I'm doing random playing a plus three on himself I I either draw or I press I do that stop pointing at me try to save that is the last C and did you break their chain Kyle you broke their chain the break chain you are just you are just the worst Kyle it is Kyle the chain breaker the he's a Game of Thrones character yeah I'm next I'm going to show my penis what game this is a family area Kyle what Kyle the the Linker of chains are you going a point again next oh cartoons did notice the rainbow that connected us to yeah that was that was super nice you know what else I apologize for this you oh um oh what are you doing just nothing for the love just throw down just throw it down no just play the game no I was not put this on These Guys these fell over here oh delious The Breaker of Chains yeah the breaker of ch chains and the the chainer ofak of blue balls bler of blue balls huh I had blue balls heard you get called that before a little bit of blue balls in my ass come on you sick I'll bring back to you squirrel okay little Speed play no problem I was excited to play your picture is on the side uhhuh and I can barely see you because your red face is on those watermelons they're delicious let me tell you what do you think K has I don't know um it doesn't matter he's getting [ __ ] on [ __ ] on him oh he may not be able to well you [ __ ] me now thanks he had the draw for didn't he [ __ ] we're ched damn it I forgot you're almost you almost [ __ ] the Corn Flakes right there brother don't worry about the cornflakes if myl got [ __ ] at them I'm worried I'm worried about it are you got [ __ ] what are you kidding me who keeps [ __ ] on the [ __ ] cornflakes man this's hand was worth 7 billion [ __ ] dollars you have yeah you know what [ __ ] it by the way I want to I want to tell you guys yellow yellow we when you get in that situation it automatically calls Uno for you yeah two greens and a yellow yeah you get what I'm saying I'm [ __ ] Kyle [Music] [Laughter] they're sharing together I just hear Delirious Yap over there all F punishment and now [ __ ] pissed I hope you don't have a [ __ ] yellow Delirious why do you think I changed to Green I I wasn't it was never yellow play this one that's fine because he I need to play my yellow they're worth a lot oh my God that's fine he does he doesn't have another I think this is this is play number one Kyle okay we break our chains I point at Delirious I'm point at Delirious I'm pointing at delious Point at cartoons I'll point at cartoons okay okay who it cover that which one of you sons of [ __ ] done it for some reason I wanted to point a scroll I don't know why I just thought it' be funny you should have that have been I have died I would have died all right guys so who are we pointing at I'm going to keep mine a secret I voted instantly instantly I don't I ain't telling nobody who I'm pointing at you sons of [ __ ] 5050 you sons of [ __ ] I have the most cards in the lobby and got two of them you had the least I point squirrel no I didn't have the least did I have Del I did have carto I mean Del you pointed at carto can't Point him itself point at itself are you [ __ ] me this how many good [ __ ] cars do you have a lot somebody bust his ass bust it what what I didn't do anything just B get that ass bust don't jump in on yourself don't be jumping in on himself themselves yeah you bust show up give me you guys are [Music] busting try skip me you have another BL there's a lot of out of Blues by now so many that's a high you know what I'm going to do I'm going to eat a baby cow that's what I'm going to do a cow a bab cow called a calf I'm eat them yeah you're going to eat a calf for this I brought one to this picnic see SC I'm sorry this isn't personal I just don't have a card this is going to hurt me more than it's going to hurt squirrel a bit I just feel it I have a feeling do I want to expose him I have a feeling in my oh green red yellow he has three different colors he's only missing green I mean he's only missing what blue yellow's not going home anytime soon D this is the worst party I've ever been invited to up you weren invited get you just showed up you were walking your dog and you just showed up hey guys you having a picnic I got these cards y want to play some cards want play some Uno I appreciate squirrel I don't want damn I jumped in jum if you throw another four I'm going throw some hands I wish I could have you're supposed to yell at when you when you play it you are or wait a minute he doesn't have blue he doesn't have blue so his last one's a red I don't think no his last one's red I don't think I don't last yellow wait no he didn't have blue yeah he didn't have blue why that's the only one we know what the [ __ ] don't think he had green I don't think he you're right do I told you it's red I think the last nice nice nice this game actually has herpes there's nowh I miss that you're just I'll give it red for you now K you get rid of it yeah red red for herpes I don't have [ __ ] red you I got red but but they're shave bumps they shave bumps okay it's just shave bumps it's just shave bump it's just shave bump s relax say cartoons all right that's what I say caught myself on accident I am getting screwed over now I had so much luck in the beginning but now I'm luckless very even though feckless they were all super even not even sure this is real food I'm what oh all the food right I don't know those hot dogs are just enticing dude I can't I just a pretty big hot dog oh and then cartoons to suck in a card right now here you go you had you want too don't suck just suck because you want your cartoons you've been there before be there again I'm not sucking a card I will not suck a card [ __ ] card I will not suck a card suck the damn card plus four is both of us damn you could have gave me I would have sucked the card suck the [ __ ] off I mean yeah I'm down I'm not down good game wait a minute give it to him give oh my God what I yellow still and it doesn't keep going I had yellows he won wow delious wow how both delirious and carto tell me to give like keep pass around you guys both did have yellows yeah you both have it it would have mattered true true listen shut up I it was going to make Kyle I thought it was going to make get them all yeah but how would it get back to him cartoon listen here you sons of [ __ ] sons of your mother I got a new item unlocked oh did you it's stuck in the bottom my corner it's it's just there I don't have it oh mine too new item unlocked it's a little dude going oh rent I can't hear you guys anymore play damn card mother pleas please C are you [ __ ] kidding kidding me hey cartoons I feel bad what he did no I wanted to I don't have a red I couldn't hear you guys I was like why is everybody all quiet screamed at you in case you're curious did he he skipped him again SK twice know what cartoons godam it you want to know what what did I just the fu happed you place did you place it down I thought a chain I thought it was delious lost audio or something delious loes a lot of I hear you guys I thought it was chain do your chains hang low do they drop to your he did not want to do that that's what happened he didn't want to it made it forced it it forced me to do it he didn't want to use the draw for take I'll take it back take it back I'll take it back you got your six other cards I'll take it I'll take it I wouldn't have one of to take it he had no choice hey there you go [ __ ] hor [ __ ] there you go that's I call a little bit horse they getting a little who's going to do it who's going to jump in I am got a lot of cards over here a lot of cards are you eating my ass yes on my screen you want to know what's super sick super sick I don't have a [ __ ] green that's I'll take I'm about to start raging take there's no Uno in my bottom you can't take it wait wait Kyle do you have a card stuck in the bottom right yeah yeah the the Uno button goes behind it I just saw that I have a c stuck in my bottom right and the the button appears behind the car maybe you guys shouldn't be getting these items huh what bad mistake on your guys the funniest part is mine's a little dude's doing a o face yeah mine's a girl doing the o face I don't have anyone in the bottom my just to bad yeah you're not unlocking anything yeah what the hell I I don't know what to I don't know what to do he was thinking I think I don't have red but I I can't you guys can't use a Uno oh [ __ ] don't go around the world please around the world in 69 days andon you're right you have to do it you have to do it I get some good cards though oh thank you no you can't ah this game is absolute horeshit by the way he has a plus I'm scared can we change the order oh cool can't [ __ ] Uno cool yeah you can spam spam behind the thing I yeah I am trying we can't challenge you not yet we'll be able to as soon as it turns up what is happened somebody can jump in oh my God is it break it froze didn't it cartoons you here cartoon talking no I'm here I'm here God D good job Kyle you broke the damn game everyone else would have had the same thing oh wow all right you know that round was a uh KY won he's got 153 points so now everyone's one one but me yep one so one more for me right I with the next one a new game a new round the game a little bit buggy but that's fine you know this game literally can guys you guys CH seats you guys chain seats look at that I love that I like stack I like getting stacked immediately yeah that's right squirrel squirrel you can literally oh hey squirrel you thought this going to be the one [Laughter] you really you're a quiet over there I have a plan imagine imagine if we had switch hands zeros and sevens in this [ __ ] no come on what the [ __ ] why why why do you want to play why' you say why to him clear I don't know why he's like why why scroll wett who doesn't have a red I'll tell you I got plenty of red switch that's insane I got plenty of red I didn't have a red I had a wild ah don't mind if I do that's a lot of cars though eight I don't mind this squir is about to bust that ass squir don't bust my ass bu squ bust I'm trying to trying to think what to do here man [ __ ] thank you thank you man squ I needed you to bust you did it again Kyle why do you keep doing it guys just how you everybody was going to point me but Kyle has the lowest cards think he realiz that he goes down one no he just gives us guys I need more card you use it when you're the lowest card no I think it's the play trust me you know how bad I want to link me to him because I'm going to get plus four to crap you think so cartoons does have that only to crap it's not that bad unless you reverse it I don't have a reverse anyone would like the reverse I had one but then you changed you Chang me Delirious you chose yellow I feel like this is about to be really [Music] funny be funny oh am I laughing am I laughing thought it was going to go around the world and make him make him he thought it was going to go to me to me like cuz chained to me I don't want to be chained to you you not chain together anymore don't chain to me oh I hate this so much right now I hate this so much right now dude I don't like this cartoons we're going to lose so many good cards Dude no cartoons we're going to lose so many good cards un no please don't make it around Kyle please tell me your out thank you it it doesn't make me draw Kyle m is that what you try to do M it is I was I was forgot didn't do it earlier I don't have anything get off blue get off blue now this is going to be interesting why didn't you draw do you want me to make you draw four [ __ ] [ __ ] do you think he is blue this is no he couldn't choose no listen listen listen listen listen this is going to be interesting this is going to be for science guys he's going to point at someone and still wins he's going to point he he wins he wins this is for science right here I got to draw four and he wi oh but he's link I'm linked probably win no way cool you cool I broke the game what are you sh again minut that was such a that was a 4minute game Delirious I know it it was supposed to it was it should have made me draw four right there it should have uhoh it should have I'm not going to lie the uh the stat card is powerful like it sucks all the power cards out of people's hands yeah yeah what am I doing you're playing to play this [ __ ] oh wow just because you played it so early delious hey who dealt it you can have it back it that's fcked up that's fcked up that's right K go you just can't play that hard B it why why is some of my cards lit up some of my cards are lit up and I don't know why wait a minute why are you cheating he's marked the cars oh I'm so smart some of my good that was good I'm so smart I'm so smart and I'm so smart I who's jumping in who's jumping in what how are you 59 5 5'9 510 I don't know you screw that yellow squir you taller than me yeah [ __ ] B beat you squirel back listen I imagine you like two foot across the field nope nope nope that's all you cartoons like 61 D you're tall than squirrel throw that one down that's a good card I like that car you a going to throw [ __ ] down BR what the [ __ ] relax I was going to throw something down relaxing game look you didn't have to change the color see that seems like some [ __ ] ah you're going to love this cartoons you're be so [ __ ] happy about what's about comeing your way now oh he's threatening did you hear that don't you threatening me I'm coming a that's a weak that's a whack ass threat that's a weak come why don't you [ __ ] why don't you step your damn your diet up yeah that was a yeah [ __ ] yeah that [ __ ] look like damn the tears it's like snail tears oh God that was no no he gave you the hot T that's what he did don't be jumping on yourself [ __ ] on the name of the game is you weren't spamming it you weren't guys I don't speak Spanish leave me alone right uh you English the [ __ ] English damn it that's do is one and a this is uno do Trace B you know I think I'm about to I'm about to start a party my pants hey guys that delay that delay ass hey I'm getting rid of this 50 points right here no is that 50 points you have a yellow I think it is yeah all the wild cards are 50 right you have a yellow probably does right you may have a yellow I didn't even I didn't even let it I didn't even let it mellow wait a minute do you have a yellow I do wait a minute how are y'all drawing don't have a yellow what are you jealous you want you want to draw some draw hey cartoon you just started youo what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] is youo I'm going to win this one Kyle lit just said youo you know are we the stack is he going to grab all the carious I did right after I was are you [ __ ] kidding me Kyle Uno you have to call youo you have to call you know before you throw it before you put it down Kyle I was spamming it when I pushed it and I [ __ ] click off my screen know you whoever wins this one is probably going to be sad of the draw I was throw in the draw I'll be happy if I win because I'll take did not I was going to speed jump in and I was afraid it wasn't going to let me call so I I waited till my turn no no no no cartoons I was saying that if you speed jump in it automatically Unos ooh okay okay Uno everyone's got [ __ ] Uno nobody's getting points ah hey nice wa squirrel you finally got that's actually isad that's not as low as I thought it was going to be yeah yeah skip the skip kle had you guys want red or green if you guys could choose as a group blue a [ __ ] option you why get green I didn't want green you don't get to say no more you had your chance I am one in the win that didn't want to don't worry it's not going to be green anymore okay what the [ __ ] we see put it on me I it's no fair if you link me for lowest cards when I go first that is I'm the only with six cards no no I got six cards oh yeah you should link yourself it should have been me and you cartoons you're right see C him on a little yellow you know what I'm going to turn it blue Howes sh all that [ __ ] work I wanted it blue I want a [ __ ] red you like that car dude you want I'm getting pissed off I'm getting pissed off back to Yellow are you sh me because you didn't want to draw you fast play that huh you jumping yeah I did all right about that cartoons change the yellow I'll be honest hey you just you just suck delious Kyle I'm so sorry Kyle he's G to the squirrel and we're linked L how is it green again yeah boy and we're lay y that is the best [ __ ] I've ever seen I'm just so glad I got a green to play yes y'all can suck my balls we reverse it around I can [ __ ] on Delirious okay okay and we just got to keep it green I can reverse it around if we keep it green you be soiling this I will be soiling a delirious and then you yeah and then we'll yeah here we go now I'm ready for the attack we just need to keepy ride green for a wave feel [ __ ] I can't ride green squirrel you don't you can't put anything down oh thank you but now I can't punish him he [ __ ] up the punishment he he has enough cards appreciate that one I'll get back to the punishment in time hey why can't I jump in there go can't man you literally just listened to squirrel's whole plan and it was like oh nice [ __ ] all that yeah did have enough cards though so when sons of [ __ ] are just determined determined to not keep it on my yellow9 to your you are determined to make a yellow I am every damn turn yeah he likes his lemon you [ __ ] why is that okay don't be skipping me oh four I really don't like yellow I'm glad that pointed at me hey some yellows I'm sure glad that wasn't point to me I'm so glad I'd be damned if I wasn't happy I'm going to I'm going to start furiously I'm going to start furiously masturbating that one's random so I how did I get back to bullying cartoons instead of delirious revers remember I thought I reversed the [ __ ] Delirious how did I end up reverse it again are you Jesus Christ don't worry Delirious still got it yeah Kyle did mess that all up huh yeah I didn't notice he did that when you were talking all about it I didn't notice that when you were yapping you know what I like having red cards I really do I really I wasn't going to play it until you said oh man K's about to win a game let me draw so I can make sure he doesn't win don't worry about him okay cool guys are sons of [ __ ] hey we got mama you [ __ ] guys are sons of [ __ ] hey of oh my God are you guys sure you guys aren't chained together oh we're playing we're playing footsy under this [ __ ] table right now ball sacks with your toes I actually don't have another hey do you want me to pass you a hot dog yeah pass me a hot dog under the table oh that's a big one oh so giry Kyle you take that but I'm going to put mine that oh cool still chain that is insane we haven't had a pull too many car it's actually been nice because I haven't got punished by it only K we only got hit six you know at the beginning sick well I was hitting that either way though yeah why is it green six red cards earlier I'll go back to my yellow right quick I'll go back toing me with yellow little yellow I'll take that bit seven on my [ __ ] turn Kyle draw draw a little card red okay you know what I'm tired of it we cannot choose the color huh and it's red [ __ ] thank you Hallelujah you [ __ ] what is this does yeah you're right you're right little little CH Chain Gang now I can unchain this guy I can free our chains you can break us oh [ __ ] this is getting a little look God damn it how get [Music] off dude oh my you have saved Delirious's [ __ ] ass I every you already know cartoons I wasn't going to originally SM the only play do the only play I can make you have done it so many times in a row to me what color are we going squirrel oh wait I got to try this I got to try this I really shouldn't have but this is going to be funny they're going to try to he's going to try to bust us please just let this ride no no no this won't hurt anyone I promise you I'm very interested I'm very interested you broke the chain which was smart it was I actually think that's worth to break the chain yeah that means we're probably only going to draw two yeah this is UN lovey you know what you know what that is a little bit of horse [ __ ] I'm just tired of yellow honestly this going to be so sick it's very sick he want he's like that was [ __ ] stupid that was a lot of waiting for the most lame [ __ ] I ever seen it was sick you got some hickory dickory dock for that ass D or something hiy dickory I just ate a GL wor come on hard thank you thank you did you get a plus four yes yes what how does he just get lucky like that why it red every time it was red every time yeah oh he just stay red yes I finally get a screw over Delirious why and Kyle really didn't sound happy that red so I think he was yeah I think that was good acting I think that was good acting 's going to get a lot in the pain that a real Kyle coming out there wait a minute yeah Kyle's got anger issues yeah I beat people women I've killed people damn how' you know killed people for five people every day I kill you I kill you I stab you in your car are you [ __ ] kidding me I'll make it Yellow by yellow that would be funny it wasn't challenges ass see what he's got that what he got don't be a [ __ ] I don't want dra I want to win you're not going to win cartoon I'm going to win all right you're drawing cards look at you useless there we go Kyle's going to [ __ ] win he doesn't have bread guys want a yellow this my fourth Uno call by the way at least youve been calling it this time yeah at least I can call it this time that's a big positive oh no you just have called it this time you've always been able to okay [ __ ] [ __ ] a duck you got to stop him Del [ __ ] a duck uh eat my ball sack he doesn't have red but no no no why because he's going to draw and you pick red and then I draw that's fine not for me nice I ooh cartoons did you top deck are you oh my God I am going to literally start sucking dick well we know he has green I don't think he does I think he has yellow no he's got green what that dumb he is that dumb he's trying to out smart us it's not a dumb play you [ __ ] loser he's got green y okay a you call him a loser he just he just gave you more points for that we can't stop you delirious can you screw him over at all no blue I can s's B me he draw I should have drew that I guess choked on a bag of dicks and just got lucky yeah that's sh that's crazy as h no yes hey look this is a big the great balancing she so game just restarted ah I'm to break free don't be doing that does have 10 be be doing that be doing that got py card so I get it yeah you know this is the best time to play this you broke our chains thank you Meen miny mo catch a squirrel by his toe if he HS let him go miny mo I forget that it breaks chains yeah yeah I just didn't figure anyone would point at me so it's a best time to use that squirel has less than me I did E myo you damn I did hear him doing it he's a hater a hater a as I'm in first place now it was a CH what has happened wind of chain watch what I'm about to do the winds have change here I'm closing my [ __ ] eyes I won't watch I'm about to not do nothing because you [ __ ] keep asking me oh thank you what the [ __ ] I like this game thank you now I want it to do what I wanted to do now you get to do what you wanted to do yeah because we all have a lot of cards so that means it's going to go around a couple [Music] times we're doing a little bit of a circle jerk here M yeah I I have a feeling right ooh someone didn't want to participate somebody didn't want to pull their little wiener out you embarrass SAR that little wiener squirrel four cards right you just ex me to have a red yeah holding on the Reds a whole life huh you got to hold it tight or it'll turn red H mine already turns red uhoh oh again we're going have a normal round he got a lot he just got a lot of Reds I I got I'm red why is it red hey why is alwaysed it has been red every time it's a little bit of uh cheating annoying I don't mind Reds there you go why you have to change it to Blue cartoon one's red Del one's blue all is right I will suck you pause yeah I'm going to pass it back to you square all right I will take it back I will be passing it to you the womo Cambo H what I'll be passing it to you oh to you I I didn't just change it back to Red oh I like red I like it's your color you know I'm a fan we'll go a little green just switch of these cars we haven't seen Green in so long yeah it's crazy oh we didn't see it for long either I think he has yellow guys and we don't have much to stop why would you do that we kind of knew he had yellow we want to double check you just more it's not good that I gave him more points I got two points in my hand how many points you got in your hand squir 20 40 90 I've around hand good job Kyle draw but he did win he damn it damn it over it was calculated it was a terrible fight pal terrible it's all right you won't make up for this time you win you got plus two cartoons that's that's crazy that's [ __ ] sick Del you got plus six that is a dam damn D me right guys what the hell man out the gate yeah who did that who thre that son of a B I want I wanted to be hater but I'm not I'm not delirious delirious I thought all of us were point a I don't know I thought all of us were doing it I thought we were on the same page there I was thinking about it how is it possible that I have to draw a card already that is crazy damn come on Blue this time little blue well don't mind I'm very excited that I can't [ __ ] play Blue o there goes a good car a good car who's who's going to get these good Goods I would have M put another one of those good cards out Kyle you got one of those Co [ __ ] God ah oh that's a good card too go ahead and put that down please keeping I wanted to get paid hey guys I don't know if it's worth getting paid honestly okay let's not be funny here guys funny I almost was funny oh you sons of [ __ ] yeah nobody was even trying to be funny on that well you were a little too low for my li I was little too high why would we want to be funny on that one hey you slow the hell down Kyle just Ain jumping as fast as you can I I saw it and I took the opportunity nice double opportunity you got yeah we got are you okay that's a terrible card oh thank God get that plus two out of here yeah I think I'm going to get it right back cartoons I gained four cards and a plus two yay that was nice of the game little draw five yo that just a draw five imagine throwing a draw five draw five it would just be one more than a draw four how come it doesn't show me the number of cards you guys have what I can see the number of cards you guys have yeah you're right I see how many card I see Kyle it's only when they on their turn oh no yeah y'all don't see y now I could before now I can't could before as well oh no I think the game may be crashing boys uh oh okay yeah let's bound there we go I have 10 cards in my hand I think that was a very strategic Choice Delirious we make it [Laughter] red hey hey hey you go again in two turns should have hopped in huh I had an eight left over here do you have another eight uh why did you hop in again that whole time K he just drew it I think just oh okay a nine nine does anybody have a nine no you don't have a yellow numbers shut up that's weird I don't want to talk about I like when cartoons draw it makes me draw it makes me really [ __ ] happy all right let's go the chain breaker the chain have changed listen here Kyle my chain never came off you talking about excuse me sir people are being let go and I'm still here I talk to the jail guard [ __ ] hey wait a minute hey I need to speak to the damn president go is just change everybody Abraham Lincoln is getting a phone call tonight right red go ahead throw it squir no not the plus two down on him so I get two it's not happening I will draw one before pulling the TR two on him all right I'll make it I'll make it blue again this is bad this is bad [ __ ] don't my [ __ ] no no cartoons this is no it's no I didn't know it was bad [Applause] it is bad it's bad it's bad oh but I I I have a feeling he thought to be good okay it's not so bad not so bad not so bad in the beginning when y'all had me draw six I had gotten two chains a one of these cards and a draw four why does it always go red for me I'm going my chance to get rid of so many Reds please keep riding this yeah don't worry I got you bro [ __ ] you Kyle that was my chance dude it's red for me every time I've it's pissing me off it has been red I have a four hey let's go squirrel I wish I had a four remember all those cars I drew hey they're gone he four watch out that was fast damn don't mind don't mind don't mind don't mind a little bit of greenery little bit of greenery p a card make sure car a long skip him yeah that works too yeah we can just make sure he never SC look you were link to me I will [ __ ] start jerking your chain right well we'll be jerking each other's chain I'm going start jerking your chain I use a w point at you yeah there you go there you go I could have played some squirrel but you get a card I was going to have to pull next turn if you played so it didn't matter well it's your turn oh I don't oh thank you thank you preparing me car thank youit thank you so much even though it's my turn even though it's it's my turn it's my turn it's my turn here we go to get rid of some of my biggest greens right there I'm going to unzip my ball sack and pull a ball out Kyle are you absolutely [ __ ] me that's not bad for you oh that's fine [Music] are y'all screen sharing these sons of [ __ ] are screen sharing could you imagine that would be some shitty [ __ ] the right now oh [ __ ] dude this is [ __ ] up cartoons scroll you're going to have to oh wait wait wait saved watch cartoon not have one oh don't hit this doesn't matter right it's green KY doesn't have greens I had one [ __ ] green I've had one red and I get red and green out of these stupid [ __ ] cards every time you know have we noticed if maybe it's like set cards maybe like squirrel's always green and Kyle's always red yeah I don't know little jumpy jump hop on jump jump jump jump fine the water is want to be invol everyone's hopping all over the place today you just had the you had to the party I w't let you go getting dangerous are you kidding me oh getting low there we go time to break did you just break us good play that is a hate crime you cannot take the chains off and put them right back on that is [ __ ] that is the [ __ ] oh dud you take that I'm going get rid of mine a no you're going to allow him to win yes I want him to win who's who's I'm going to I'm literally going to start losing my [ __ ] mind one car look at that damn it you know drawing one card on that is is perfectly fine cuz I didn't have blue anyways right if this [ __ ] does not unattach from my ass I'm going to I'm oh my God don't worry you might have a chance this time to unach it from your ass he has a j oh what that cartoons I look he dodged me cartoons dodg my pole mhm mhm but I don't go I can't pull right now I want to break free he's going to win going to win I want to break free I don't think he has blue cuz he just I don't I don't have blue you're right he has blue I got green [ __ ] what A9 insane insane watching cartoons up in my rooming cartoons up in my room yeah watching cartoons up in my room watching cartoons up in my room yeah watching cartoons up in my room watching cartoons up in my room yeah watching cartoons up in my room