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Epic Summary of Minecraft Civilization War

In this Minecraft Civilization War, I placed four European powers on this mysterious abandoned island to see who would reign supreme. 100 Minecraft players are split between the French, the Spanish, the Portuguese, and of course the British. However, all is not as it seems, because on this island lies a dark secret. What treasure does this island hold, and which Minecraft Civilization will lay claim to it?

As the British army lands ashore, they're met with a small opening completely surrounded by dense jungle. Based on the north side of the island, the British are led by a player named OK Go, who has a history of being a pragmatic and sensible leader. To start mining trees, we need to get these defenses down.

And then also, obviously, if you can get tools and stuff, diamonds would be great, because then we can get diamond picks. Under his leadership, the British immediately begin gathering materials and building their base. On the other side of the island lies the British Empire's main rival, the French.

The French expedition is led by a ruthless player known as Kaiser Bank who has a reputation for brutality. Yeah, yes, yes, la garde meurt, mais n'est-ce qu'un pas. And as expected, to avoid punishment, the French players get to work establishing the colony without a moment to spare.

As all four Minecraft civilizations establish their colonies, they must also defend the obsidian in their Star Sing area. If they are destroyed, that team's players can no longer respawn, so it only takes two obsidian breaks to crumble an empire. The third Minecraft civilization to land ashore is the Portuguese.

Unfortunately for them, their leader is an anarchist that goes by the name Mufus. I'm not a tyrant. I'm-I'm definitely lenient.

Hold shit. Good luck to you, soldiers. Youu're the frontier's finest.

Mufus has a track record with being a little bit anti-establishment. Youu know- And unlike the British, the Portuguese didn't start immediately defending their towers, but instead gathered materials, started farms and built furnace walls. Already I don't have a very good feeling about this, but hopefully the Portuguese players can help hold this expedition together.

We've got Rick Astley ladies and gentlemen, Rick Astley is in the game. The fourth and final Minecraft civilization hoping to claim this island's treasure is the Spanish. Looking over their starting area I couldn't find the obsidian tower, however... This is quite smart. The Spanish have hidden their obsidian tower in a tree instead of trying to defend it.

I would expect nothing less because the Spanish Expedition's leader is a very unique individual, Darth Blitz. This leader has a history of creative strategy, that either work incredibly well or just really don't. What we do is we extend some like trees.

With the, with Scott approved. No, I think, I think you'll like it. Youu love my cheese strats back in the day. Youu know, I, you know, I think I've become a little dry.

Youu know, I need, I need to spice things up again. At the moment, the center of the island is inaccessible to all players. However, if we work our way through the dense overgrown jungle, we will find an ancient city.

Here, at the top of a long abandoned pyramid, the ancients have left behind three enchanted obsidian. Once broken, these enchanted obsidian blocks can be placed on top of any team's existing obsidian, giving them an additional lifeline. Also hidden amongst the ruins, three legend- legendary weapons can also be found. However, as each European expedition will soon find out, the ancients didn't leave this valuable treasure completely undefended. And news of the treasure will surely lead to war, as each nation continues to gather resources to make resources, they're able to spend 64 iron ingots in order to purchase either a barracks or a dock.

After leaving the empires to conquer the land, I decided to speak to the British expedition to find out how things were going. So basically our defensive strategy here is we're just digging a big pit around the obsidian and then we're gonna put a single root onto it like a little path so we can just knock off any enemies who try to run across it. In addition, the British have also constructed a barracks.

The barracks supplies them with building materials and more importantly, musket rifles. Let's just hope their morale doesn't begin to falter. Having spoken with the British expedition, I decided to check in on Portuguese, who are just next door.

At first glance, the Portuguese seem to be doing very well, until I realized that they still have no fortifications on their obsidian tower. When I went to check on them, unsurprisingly, Mufus was leading the Portuguese expedition in an interesting direction. Listen, over here, the Frontier's finest is just preparing to conquer the New World. There's a really handy-dandy- The cave like a whole system a whole cave system right fires one so much so that we have a barrack set up We have so much money.

We've been making diamond hoes just to get rid of the forest based on my analysis They have the best economy resources and offensive armaments However, their left obsidian tower is completely undefended as they're focusing on gathering resources and clearing out as much jungle as they can They're ones to look for I just want to see some more progress on their actual base itself. Positioned on the opposite side of the island to the Portuguese, I decided it was finally time to check on the Spanish expedition. Arr, wow! A lot has been happening down here!

Like the Portuguese, Darth Blitz has also invested in a barracks for the Spanish expedition, providing them access to muskets. However, their base is nowhere to be seen, so I wanted to give the Spanish leader, Darth Blitz, an opportunity to justify his decision. There's two key points I'm gonna cover right now.

Number one, I think you've seen our obsidian, or you haven't. It shows how good it is, right? We have a giant tree over. We made it as... hidden as we possibly could.

The Spanish defensive strategy is extremely creative, but Darth Blitz's offensive strategy could probably use some work. Second key point, we want to kill the Brits. Now, according to Rise of Kingdoms...

Just, sorry to interrupt, you realize we're playing Minecraft, yeah? S-s-s-shut up! Shut up! But shut up. Youu be quiet, you be quiet.

Sorry, carry on, carry on, carry on. I'll carry on, I will carry on. Unfortunately for us in Rise of Kingdom.

I'm still not convinced he's in control of his team, but he sure does love to talk. At the minute, Spain is not filling me with hope, but they do at least have one redeeming quality. Oh, you do have Steve though. Definitely a W right there.

Despite their interesting defensive strategy, head-on offensive plan, and of course, Steve, the Spanish are doing a lot better than I expected. I do, however, have a few- few words of wisdom for the Spanish. Youur base is an absolute mess and I hate looking at it.

Goodbye. As I visit the French expedition, I see Kaiser Bank has ordered the construction of a ramp connecting their ship to the land. They've also acquired a barracks and a docks, even clearing a path through the dense jungle towards the centre of the island. Whilst Kaiser Bank is an authoritarian dictator, you can't say he doesn't get things done.

Ever keen to demonstrate his power, Kaiser Bank greeted me with a strong welcome. Napoleon has sent his army to colonize this island and with it the Imperial Guard itself. I'm not sure if Kaiser Bank's display of force is directed at me or his own players. Whatever the case may be, the French do seem to be well coordinated, but morale amongst the men is a different story. Right lads, general, everyone up on stage, like how confident are you that the French are gonna win this?

Uhhhh... Scott just... Just hear me out, I'll say what they should have said. Vive la France!

All four civilizations have now been building their colonies for quite some time, and as I take a look at the British base, I see they've found their stride in creating defenses. Like, look at-look at how well coordinated this looks. They've built both a seawall to protect from boat raids and- have also got adequate defenses for both obsidian towers. And true to history, the British Empire are doing what the British Empire does best. The British have already begun colonization.

A humbled abode. Poggers humble abode. Right next door is the Portuguese and uh, what on earth is that?

Oh my god, what a Portuguese Bill. Upon further analysis of their base, it appears that the Portuguese have opted for… Actually, I'm not really sure what their defensive strategy is. The Portuguese are clearly going for like an open top, like an open plan defensive strategy. But then they've done this.

I don't understand. Similar to their British neighbors, the Portuguese have also fortified their seas, but due to the massive eyesore now over their base and Mufus'general antics, let's just say I wasn't the happiest. I really want the Portuguese to lose this.

Opposite to the Portuguese on the other side of the island, the Spanish have doubled down on their camouflage strategy. The Obsidian is in the same position for every single team. Again, this is kind of a Hail Mary strategy. It either works brilliantly or just immediately fails.

Finally, we return to to the French, who have begun clearing out their forests to allow better line of sight. Although, I have found a fatal flaw in their defensive strategy. It's obvious that this is the obsidian right here, because they've literally built a big structure around it. Let's just hope Kaiser Bank considers these mistakes as they continue their building.

Speaking of mistakes... Oh my, oh my god, I so hope these guys lose. I'm so done, I've got to check again with Portuguese to see what on earth they've been building. First of all, what the hell is this monstrosity you've built? Can you please answer me that before anything else?

Oh, do you mean the sniper tower, Scott? Okay, do you know what's on top of your sniper tower? I myself delegated the building of that to Tundra, so I have not seen the top of it yet.

Oh, slung off, oh my god. Please don't demote! FWHolzy, please can you come to the edge of this tower, please? Just FWHolzy, jump. FWHolzy, jump.

Previously inaccessible to all players, the ancient city is now open for business. With it comes access to 3 legendary weapons and the chance to claim Enchanted Obsidian atop the pyramid. But also a long forgotten dark force. The war has begun.

Go, go, go, go, war, war, war. Youu guys will never be far. Go, go, go, go!

The one priority is get straight to the middle, get straight to the middle. Kill the French! Charge baby!

Let's get ready for some melee combat. To the boat, to the boat, over here, over here. I'm here for emotional support.

All four nations scramble to plunder the city, but standing between them and immeasurable wealth... Him. And Herobrinebrine's in!

Go go go go go go go! Herobrinebrine is absolutely wiping lads! Herobrinebrine is back, here to defend the obsidian and protect the ancient city.

Get that crying obsidian, get that crying obsidian, the entire french team is there. We are not letting them get this. British!

It's the British! The British are here. I don't believe what I'm seeing right now. Got one?

British have also got themselves an additional obsidian. But the Brits are still here! Move, Fooz!

The team leader has stopped the cap! Take him down, boys! The British have captured the first enchanted obsidian. Once added to their original obsidian towers, they will have an extra lifeline.

Underneath the ancient pyramid is a labyrinth spanning across the island. Within lies three legendary weapons, a bow, a spear and a club, all wielding extraordinary strength, but under the watchful protection of Herobrine Brit himself. Let's do this guys So what up with the obsidians?

They had their obsidian exposed so it's really easy for them to get in there and defend it Those of you with diamond pickaxes go back to the middle and try and get us some obsidian They're still pushing mid, they're continuing to push mid Get in there and try and take their obby Goodbye goodbye I got one at the right place! Yes we have one at the same place! If you die, stay on base. Nice job, nice job boys, nice job. It does look like the Spanish attack was successful because the left tower has been destroyed.

So even though they got an amphirian, they've also lost one. Which means they are still on two obsidian. We have found our base.

MARGE! Go ...into obsidian spawns. Go to middle, go to middle, we can get obsidian.

The 32nd call has been made and the Portuguese are completely in control of the pyramid. Let's have a quick look, the first, the second, and the third obsidian has been placed. It seems this mysterious island has more to offer, as the ancient pyramid has regenerated three more enchanted obsidian. Portuguese are probably gonna get all three. There is one French, but is he gonna be the one to pick it up though?

Those two obsidian blocks that they captured, they've added to their left towering. I'm gonna rush up and distract them, you mine. Ready?

3, 2, 1, go. Yeah, I'm mining, I'm mining, I'm mining. I have obsidian broken, obsidian! What do we have over here?

We got back obsidian, we got back obsidian. Alright, get back to base, back to base, back to base. The obsidian broke, they're underneath, they broke our obsidian.

So fellas, we're in a rough situation, honestly we just gotta chill, I hate to be that guy, there's nothing we can do right now. Hide away, hide away. Youu have 30 seconds till the next obsidian spawns Okay everybody push Rush middle rush middle rush middle They let Portuguese do it again! Obsidian is spawning Goal!

Dude! Yeah! What the fuck are you talking about guys? Oh the British attacking middle Let's get this let's get this let's get this I got it I got it I got it Nice nice nice nice nice This fight is like this fight Now I'm gonna see this now Yes yes yes Now I'm gonna see this now Go back to Spain, alright.

You, look at this. Ha! I'm gonna kill Blitz!

Please! Oh my god! Spain is officially out. What? Everyone undergrads!

Everyone undergrads! The Spanish have lost their Obsidian, which means their respawns have been turned off. Sadly for Darth Blitz, the enemy saw right through his Hidden Tree strategy, now placing all Spanish players on their final life.

Go to the forest! Go to the forest! Hide!

Good game. With their respawns disabled, Spanish players are being eliminated from the island by the dozen, leaving us with three surviving empires. The British, the French and the Portuguese. Whilst all three are doing well, the Portuguese are the most vulnerable nation, as they're now stuck between the British and the French. Can Mufus help the Portuguese weather the storm?

Rush the French, rush the French, rush the French, rush the French. Not many captures taking place here actually, it looks like. Players are playing...

Oh, I eat my words, the French just lost two obsidians. This is why... We're the frontiers! Yeah, attackers go to the British base. We might be able to attack the British frontiers.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's through, that's through, that's through. Go back to base, defend, defend. This is not a push. Alright, get them out.

As soon as we finish these guys, I think we do an instant counter push. Alright, I reckon we go into the trees. I reckon we do Vietnam style. Go go go go go Oh the British are attacking Beth I'm on the Portuguese obsidian British are mining our obsidian They're mining it They've got one more Wait what? Oh my god Well Portuguese's on one obsidian Yeah we need a prank obsidian from the middle dude We need a prank obsidian from the middle Jesus Christ I really did not see that coming The next Obsidian drop is about to arrive on top of the ancient pyramid.

Now, instead of the Portuguese, it's the French who have taken the center. Can Kaiser Bank win this for the French Empire? All Grenadiers are gonna defend the center. The Obsidian is about to spawn.

Get off, get off, get off. It did not, it did not spawn. Oh, it spawned! Get it fast! All friends, I mean, all friends.

Absolutely uncontested, the French got the Obsidian. France have added their Obsidian back, so France have got five Obsidian. Yes! I love you Grenadiers! As the final enchanted obsidian is generated atop the pyramid, the Portuguese are stuck defending themselves from the British and the French onslaught.

If the war drags on for too long, all players on the island will lose their lifeline to respawn. When that happens, all players will only have a single life and the border will begin shrinking, leading to a total massacre. The French and the British, they are literally working together dude, what? This is rigged, literally two superpowers are collapsing on top of us. We hold strong.

The world is firing against us. But you know what, we are the frontier's finest. What's happening here? The French are forming up for something.

Zayder, I need you to take half the man with you. Zayder, you will go to the Portuguese. So center and then you go left. And just attack them from the front.

Me and the boys will go from the left. So we're gonna smash them from two sides. And hopefully they will focus.

So much on you that you will just slap. The final obsidian is spawning. Get the center, get the center, get the center. The drop off is already close. Okay, I'm coming, I'm going, I'm going.

Get your... UGG got it, French are going to Portuguese right now. French are going to Portuguese, they sent a massive search party.

Have you all rushed Portuguese? Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah, rushed Portuguese. Alright, British assault incoming. Guys, we gotta hold out, they're mining, they're mining.

Everyone on the point, everybody. Go push, go push, go push. Go for the AWP, go for the AWP, come on.

Pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop. We need to get the AWP. We need to get the AWP.

Pushing, pushing, he's money, he's money Get him, get him, get him Don't let them, don't let them Hit him, hit him We hit him off, we hit him off Got him There's more, there's more they're breaking in Incoming No, other rogues These are all of them, all the French, all the French. There's a lot of them! They got it, they got it! Portuguese just lost! Let's go!

Rip and tear boys, rip and tear! Kill Portuguese, kill all Portuguese right now. I died, I died.

Portuguese are the second to lose their final obsidian. Every Portuguese player eliminated now will not respawn. 10 seconds to hardcore. I just saw a guy who was going back for 10 seconds. Peace, everyone back to base.

The island is now shrinking and all players are on their final life. And only one empire can lay claim to this island. Who is it going to be?

Hardcore has begun. The obsidian is no longer relevant. Everyone is on their final life. Okay go go go go go.

Just move, just move. To the centre, to the centre. While the British are making a smart move by rushing the centre, it may also be a fatal mistake because there is a Herobrinebrine. We lost Quinn.

Make a defence, near centre, like near the very centre of the map, but not actually the very centre because we don't want Herobrinebrine to kill us. We're winning this, trust. I believe in us guys.

Okay everyone stay in the base. Okay everyone, no we have to move, everyone on me. We have to go, we have to go, we have to go.

Let's not stop, stop. What do you mean stop? Yeah, yeah Everyone follow me, everyone follow me, we're going left We are going left All the British are in the middle Don't go, don't go, don't go, don't go Guys what is this, Kaiser Bank what is this decision? How do I die?

Yeah this is raps Alright the Brits are setting up shop over here, they're not getting too close to the center The French have set up shop on this pillar over here Youu see there? I trust you to carry on my legacy Yeah this is not over We're gonna clutch this honestly get guerrilla fighters guerrilla fighters voice for you I'm gonna make this event fun for you. Even if we lose have your own ramble moment.

Go ahead boys They're in the trees. Are you kidding me? They're doing guerrilla warfare Seder is in the trees guys. We've got to leave this place. We can't we can't stay Guys, we've got to leave keep on sniping boys glory to the french Players are gonna get forced into the middle of the map here is gonna get pretty hot pretty quick No, I told the last minute is ours Our property.

Let's get mid. Fast, fast, fast. Move it, move it, move it. Reinforce it boys, reinforce it, reinforce mid.

Now the French have set up shop in the very centre, which means they've got the best position with regards to the border shrinking. It doesn't look like Herobrinebrine... OH NO! NO! OH NO!

IT'S GAME OVER! Herobrinebrine! How did I die? Why did you just put Herobrinebrine? Did you spawn Herobrinebrine?

No, no, no, no, no. They're in the catacombs. Come with me, brother. Youu live and die by the sword.

Another one lost. Three French, there's three French left. We win this, we win, we win, we win.

Come on, come on, come on. It's a 3v10. Should we just go out and rush them?

We're gonna take everything. There's four proxies, of course we're gonna take everything. There's one there, there's one there.

I see a French, I see a French, I see a French. Yeah, solo, solo, watch out. Uh oh, they're right there! They're right there, they're right there! Trying to stay close.

No You, one got killed, one got killed Always remember that we are the French And if we die, we do not die alone We die as a team Zayder, don't tile me man. I'm sorry. My sweat, my-I can't sweat as much anymore, I'm sorry. If you die, Bill.

I wouldn't bear it. Youu will be a loss for France, and a loss for me. Zayder's got a kill.

Zayder's managed to get a kill, that's another Brit down. Zayder killed someone. And Chaos Crafter was also killed.

Oh, one of us. He killed another guy. I-I-Can Zayder really pull this off? Oh crap!

Oh, I'm so-I'm so dead. I'm so dead. I'm- I'm half a heart and I can't run.

No. No. God damn it. Okay. Oh my god.

Okay, go. We're just killed by Zeta as well. The guard will never break. We just have to use your flintlocks, use your crossbows.

That's the only choice we have. They're going to push. Get ready. Win for the emperor. Got another one.

Lock in Leviathan. It's just me and you. Me and you in this cruel world.

Don't forget, they only deserve musket bullets. Nothing else. Watch out. He just tried to get me. He's low.

Yes! Oh my god! Another one down, two more left. Hold me Leviathan, hold me!

No! Okay. One fr-Oh, Xayah was killed! Pabbs's got the kill! Leviathan, it's up to you.

Leviathan. Leviathan, good luck. Glow effect has been added.

Players now know where they are. Okay, so we've got two Brits just near the surface. We've got one French on the top.

And then we've got the Spanish player. SpyCrab, if you win this, you should not be proud. Oh.

Everyone can see where everyone is now. I'm gonna have a heart attack and die. Oh my god.

Oh my god. I shot him, I shot him. Nice.

Youu can shoot him, you can shoot him. There's a car open. Youu can't shoot him. I fell! No!

No! Leviathan's dead! I'm second, I'm second.

It doesn't matter. We're second place! The French are out, which means we've got Britain versus Spain and we've got the fight taking place down here as well! Yes!

Alright, how many people are left? I'm dead! And Pabbsbs gets the final kill! The Spanish has been eliminated!

GG Imperial Belgium, Pabbsbs and the British team Well played! Congratulations to the British for winning this Minecraft Civilization War! Thank you to the Minecraft Build Team for working on this map and of course to the event admins for helping organize it. If you want to be in these videos and join the next Minecraft War, you can join our Discord, the link is below.