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listen up y'all cuz this is it the beat that I'm banging is delicious bous def Bo loal this can't be included because it's not the intro you can shove it in the intro shove in the you can't because would even make [ __ ] sense but before we get into it we have to talk about Adam and Eve Adam man is the nation's largest marketer of adult products with 20 million customer is worldwide look they even have a resident expert Dr Jenny Skyler they offer so much education assistance and they give back to the community as well every purchase has a no questions asked money back guarantee and discreet shipping so go to adam.com use discount code mxr and get 50% off one item plus free shipping in the US and Canada and free Rush processing some exclusions apply what does a cow say moo no that's not even a cow that was the worst thing that could happen cuz now the kids are like wait but Mom does that mean the dogs go moo this is what happened to me when I was a kid that's why I can't tell animals this is the most Looney Tunes moment that's ever occurred hindsight is 2020 wait I'm confused are they real or are they the kid no the the two people in the front oh I mean yeah they just happen to be there there but this guy's like I just want to get my next volume please this guy's family pranked him by arresting him right after going [Music] to he just got out he probably was like they did find the extra body I thought that was going to end much worse that was a good one he doesn't look like he's too happy [Music] though oh the poor [Music] Kitty I'm surprised the cat didn't scream out more like shop address [Music] please that's so she can get a better angle to make a better tattoo right Henry what I want to go here everyone wants to squeeze a booby you don't get to squeeze it's just a resting position for her optimal angle but what if like ow that hurt like oh using as a stress ball I don't know man I wouldn't risk it one squeeze in my life might be over Wanda I wish I had Spider-Man Powers no Timmy that's dangerous you could put at risk all H Cosmo I wish to change the m of the proton well great idea Timmy let's see what happens I haven't watched um W Vision Wanda Vision I haven't watched Timmy Timmy Timmy T this was the second greatest show after SpongeBob what about like Mr Blue and the imaginary friends I like potato okay fine this is the third greatest show after Foster's Home you're going to mention like totally Spies Powerpuff Girls you're outing yourself dude while everyone is exposing celebrities I think it's time we have a conversation well I mean she's Oprah she's been next to like every celebrity on Earth and celebrities are like the most likely to do things like this so if you're in Hollywood you're next to celebrities at some point you stood next to a freak you stood next to a diddler a diddler if you are in Hollywood you've been around lots of diddlers you may have gotten diddled yourself too content you've never seen me this man I've never seen him this mad hey that means uh Charlie didn't clickbait then we've never seen him this mad you guys have never seen us see him this mad but it's like you got to copy his homework but not make it look too obvious you just change it slightly and then boom I've never seen him this mad I would know I'm a YouTuber good morning your girlfriend doesn't have to sneak out in the middle of the night dude go through the front door walk her to her car come back in lock the door stay awake until she's home a okay sorry I thought you'd be mad I know you're going to hang out with her either way I was your age once except I got more [ __ ] dog life when is a dad ever mad that his son is getting [ __ ] dads are only mad when their daughters are getting [ __ ] in fact my dad would would have been like son your girlfriend can stay over all night if she wants to she can live here she can do whatever you want to her I mean with her when I went to my girlfriend's house he's like don't even come back son just stay there forever and then you come back damn it question of the day happy Black History Month would you pick cotton for $200 an hour I mean is that a racist question I'm not sure like it seems kind of racist but $200 is $200 I think it's racist if you ask a black person but if you ask me then I'm like yeah maybe I would you can even call me the Edward you can break out your whip oh my God how is this celebr in black people how new cars are made just going to get behind them you see this [Music] no wow was smooth most men are not that smooth is that how new cars are made on me yeah what a transition that car probably was so turned on by how smoothly he handled her like that right I feel like that's how every girl wants to be treated kachow yeah like yeah it's probably like a bunch of bros trying to film like a really cool car video and they just turned really gay and they're like oh oh oh God no that was the video they R me before no I think they were trying to see like who's stronger oh who has like the better horsepower and grip right and then it became like wo wao wo wo kids can't be here but we can he hey there son hope I didn't catch you clicking on any [ __ ] in BIO or something wait Dad I'm writing my Manifesto you're one funny kid Isaac oh wait that's not bio I told you it's my Manifesto have you been clicking on any Links at all any jois any jelking tutorials you know you can get a decorating if you ask nicely it's only a few extra bucks I would never not even a personalized squirt video I'd rather die ho I'm ring a loser it's all spelled out in my Manifesto and tomorrow my son has no love for BBWs no love for big booty Latinas slapping on a crazy Style no love for back got mil compilations mil that's why when I bring my gun save it Isaac this is why you've been getting bullied no one [ __ ] with a virgin gooner how did you know I was getting bullied listen son I know this is a tough time in your life just hop on X search p and bio and jork it and by it well let's just say your penis I don't know Dad I'm scared let me spit up what oh no no no Henry what is p the line needs to be drawn somewhere maybe if the shooters had a father like this they would have maybe this is why he became a shooter because his father is like this I don't know if that's the answer out with family when I was 13 and getting ice cream a friend of my uncle says you could tell a Lot About a Girl by how she eats ice cream and genuinely not knowing what he was talking about said like what he didn't expect to be questioned I kept pressing he never answered like what uh sir how do you know she's [ __ ] 13 I guess if he was joking to the uncle and hoping that the girl didn't understand but it's also disturbing because she was the one eating the ice cream so how do you eat ice cream depends that's why I'm like what can you tell how you suck dick is that not what he's saying skill issue bro what are you serious they don't see him why do you keep walking if I was there like general watching my unit do this I would just like be like we're we're screwed but you don't hear the guy's oh I guess he has a silencer no you still hear it you should hear the [ __ ] clicks coming off the corner oh my God this is like when you're playing like cod or something you found a really good camping spot and it's like really paying off they were showing their body count my line in college was hey I'm trying to sleep with everyone on my dorm floor do you want to go back to my place work oh my God holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] I am like a little skeptical about that I get that like maybe a woman could get 1,500 but like what kind of a man do you have to be to get, 1500 woman he actually called all the mils in his area the hot single moms did three a day AR but yeah it is actually terrifying in terms of like this girl how that's all it takes for men to just be like yes I'm ready to get STDs let's go he was a regular group sex parties like for me this is every activity I've done with somebody with the intent of an or whether there was one or not okay so not always penetrative correct and I came like came up sexually during the AIDS crisis so like we were all about hand CLS and BLS so he's gay I think gay and everything I [ __ ] knew it because there's no way a guy can get 1,500 wom to agree to this but you can get 1500 men to agree to this my husband said I have boy I'm a biological female and a woman I haven't spoken to him since context we were having sex and at some point with his eyes closed he moaned yeah that boy [ __ ] and then stopped realizing you spoke out loud I'd feel better if you mention another woman cuz we're somewhat open but I'm pretty sure he's bisexual instead of speaking to me about he fantasizes about me being a twink yikes yikes dude why don't you just get rid of the boy part and just say yeah that [ __ ] and that would have been like great just fantasize about the boy part in your mind say it quietly or just say like yeah that boy [ __ ] you know just like hide that part from your wife just say [ __ ] no you don't want to say that she doesn't want to hear that Gam really changes your life little anyone else out here yelling plus 10 Health when they finish dinner oh no oh are we in our cringe the immediately like no this is the kind of stuff that gets kids bullied like school lunch you know when they yell thisit out like they're in for a tough time afterwards guys finish your lunch plus 10 Mana am my right and then like they just beat the [ __ ] out of you like I could take it cuz I got that post to health what's up my fellow children what's up fellow kids I am gamer just like you how the [ __ ] did Hitler get away with having a sidekick named himler that's like Luigi and W Luigi tear Bo [ __ ] Hitler and himler what about hurler yeah he kind of looks like Hitler too he got the haircut the stash every time Markiplier is trending it's just him like this you'll never guess what I got for my birthday wait so that's real like he's always in the hospital dude can I ask like why this poor little girl's cleavage is so visible and her nipples can I ask why Opa GX posted this they're known memers for sure oh hell yeah why is this like what is this called tentai why is this like limbless girl have like the massive cleavage and nipples yeah I [ __ ] knew it I had a feeling that this was like some mutilated M mutilation fetish what that's a thing yeah I've seen like mods for it for sky before yeah e yeah because I'm like oh wow this girl who have has no limbs conveniently has like great titties that are seethrough off for GX I know you're memesters but why do you know this photo then yeah taking pictures of woman in NYC before and after telling them to smile more [Music] yeah don't don't tell people what to do my God face three calm down before and after what's like the equivalent for men your dad was never proud of you I'm pretty sure that we would just be like like what yeah that's just mean what's going on that's just hurtful she dropped his pen oops dropped my pen let's [Music] see found it stop posting I'm almost positive we're missing something here she just picked up her pen I don't get it I think we're missing a few panels we're missing the best panels actually Henry and I think I'm going to need the sauce I don't think that's translated right maximum capacity three Americans capacity Max 10 personas so you going have 10 people Max but only three of them can be American or else it seems like some math equation so how many Asians can fit on this bridge the bridge can only take so much douchebaggery before it falls oh is that what they're implying I don't know versus the Obesity oh well actually yeah you're right I was booted out of UK's rudest restaurant for calling the waitress a fat [ __ ] the staff shouldn't dish out insults if they can't take them oh [ __ ] I think it's because they're like wait that wasn't the deal when you sit here the deal is that I sh on you you don't sh on me yeah yeah all or kicking out is the ultimate root of behavior oh they're just playing the game no you guys my dad was watching a video on his laptop in the living room and I walked up behind him and said who's that fing nerd and to my horror the nerd on the screen laughed it was a zoom meeting the nerd is one of our company's investors I mean I think it works like yeah I mean that's the company investor was laughing I think that's pretty fun funny I think you just formed an even closer tight-knit bond between the investors yeah who doesn't like uh being called aing nerd once in a while I like being called a nerd you got a weird Kink man when I'm in America's Got Talent competition and my opponent has cancer that's true it's the same in like Master Chef or any like competition they're like you're right they're going to win I have the caneros and then they're like oh yeah it's all about whoever has the best SB story they guaranteed to get to at least the finals never who's actually the most talented is Whoever has the most tragic backstory so this is what I always thought for like college essays I'd be so frustrated cuz everyone around me is like my dad has cancer like I had cancer I was in an accident he was in an accident and meanwhile I'm like f i got nothing my whole family is healthy I'm healthy I had a normal childhood no trauma none of the colleges will think I'm unique and I'm like crap what do I you can create one that's [Music] lying step in front of that car you're getting colge what they do to my drink you know damn well what they did to your drink oh extra protein but e how does like makes with water like would it FL genie please stop putting these things into my search history why are there so many people discussing the substance of seen that was pretty cool so I guess that is what would happen it's over guys ladies I found this Reddit I could really use a friend right now we've been together 5 and a half years and it's never good you know when it's like some things you just shouldn't know about a person like the Reddit account person's most inner thoughts he's probably part of the the Reddit where they like piss and sinks oh yeah I'd be a little bit like uh do you follow this unironically or ironically me and my dad had no idea who but I'm sure it can contributed to my commitment issues I used to share this photo every Father's day until my mom notified me this is the woman my dad cheated on her with oh and he took like photographic evidence yeah like who took the [ __ ] picture no I'm sorry what the heck have I just found on Etsy a chobble humidifier someone out there would like it awful taste but great execution it dispatches from Ukraine your Android after the last OS update like it's frozen yeah I mean he's smiling he's enjoying it could be his limbs are just very stiff these days yeah a little Eerie you know that you're smiling that hard but you can't feel the music there's that soulful music going on and you can't even move your body just a little bit but you're still smiling like you're enjoying it so what's going on yeah maybe he just doesn't know where he is it's like he literally is like watching dementia happening live you know you're at the ra and the drugs yes that is what happens at the Raves I hear on one HP stun de buff apparently he kept one since 1980 no way how did you manage to make a photo of fresh Burgers one from 1980 and one from 2024 dude I always had the feeling that this was happening cuz when Burger King used to give like a double cheese burger for $1 I was like there's no way they can keep this up they did it right under our noses you just did know am I growing bigger or is the Burger getting smaller no that's what I was thinking too I was like maybe like maybe I was just smaller back then my hands are smaller but no like I I [ __ ] know it that's why men are trying to do this with women guys this is 6 in trust me this is 6 in trust me someday the woman will become brainwashed and think this is 6 in everything may be getting smaller as inflation Rises but the titties rise with the inflation the titties and the ass size will always match in I'm so proud that's true that's true something to look forward to go on Twitter see tweet I go to therapy because life's sad view profile streamer of 400k followers was born and still lives in a rich country how are so many of these people sad after having comfortable lives like this is beyond me I think people just forget how to be grateful people need to take a step back touch some grass and I think streamers especially don't interact with normal people so they have no clue what normal people are going through and how much better they have it so they think that what their living is in the norm and then they get sad when bad things happen we should all just take a trip to like Africa once in a while Sabrina's outro for BBC radio's one big weekend in Luton [Music] UK BBC wish had it in there's aing if [Applause] deep yeah I mean like everybody that works the BBC is painfully aware of what their Network sounds like right like British Broadcasting Company do they just kind of like all shove it down like into the very back of their brains like once you start working for BBC no Henry not everyone is an Internet memester it's you don't need to be an internet memester to know what BBC could possibly stand for I feel like big black Cox just occupies a small percentage of everybody's mind space like no matter what you know what disturbs me more I swear I think I heard a lot of like teenage girls screaming in the audience you could probably find like a 13-year-old that knows what she's saying that's how cooked this generation is leave a baby in the womb for 9 months at 98.3 de and it's fine but leave it in a car at 98.3 de for 10 minutes then mother quit on line yeah I think it's cuz of them umbilical cord right yes so when you leave your baby in the car just make sure to attach an umbilical cord yeah like attach it to a water supply keep it like moist don't let the baby cook he's getting cooked about to quit sometimes I masturbate in bushes in a public park one day I noticed a person behind me it was Tom Cruz all he said was proceed I felt uncomfortable and took a picture and left I'm pretty sure that's just a picture of Tom Cruz and then he made the story to justify this weird ass picture it's a great story though I wish it a good story I mean well like what else are you supposed to say like stop stop masting like no you should help a fellow man be a Good Samaritan these European bastards said sorry we don't tip laugh and walk out close the borders to Europeans now maybe they were right because the lowest tip on here is 20% should at least like suggest an 18% is this the the tip flation I think they're just being dicks yeah sure you don't have tips in Europe but like you got to follow the customs of whatever country you're in being raped by BTS is not a crime it is a Dream well then that doesn't make it rap anymore that just makes it your rap fantasy can we just not talk about that oh you should say it now this this makes me believe that this generation of women are cooked especially the BTS F hey everyone funny story this pick was from my baby shower and I wasn't sure which one of these men was the daddy now that my daughter is here we know it's the man on the bottom left so I was wondering if anyone could remove the other boys in the picture so it's just me and the dad just so my baby can have this picture in the future thanks in advance maybe you should have taken individual ones with each person you know just in case sucks for the kid though does it matter I guess it does matter if you know that like your mom's a [ __ ] hoe would that matter to you yeah if my mom's aing hoe why so you would like it if your mom was railed by five dudes and TR to guess which one was you the Mewtwo shaped girlfriend and the Crash Bandicoot shaped boyfriend oh my God I've seen this because of suu but I've never seen this the Mewtwo is actually one of the most like desired girlfriend shapes feel like if you're born a Mewtwo that's a blessing I know about the trash band what kind of Pride are we talking about here Skittles white pride what the what during Pride only one rainbow matters did like nobody think this over at Skittles what does that even taste like taste the Klux Clan what oh so they they're trying to suppress the rainbow so that they don't overshadow The Pride rainbow how can they do pride month if their logo is already a rainbow so then for them they're like sh like we can't like milk the lgbtq proud crowd Vladimir Putin and shin pink bodyguards acknowledging each other are they me they're banging your honor yeah got this discovered yeah do you think they hooked up they've already hooked up Genie the way they look at each other I can tell they've already [ __ ] Henry I thought Mee is like can you do it like the yeah I thought that's mewing I love that when you triy meing your double chin show and I was like I think he's missing the point Dante C Cummings the second you is not allowed at my house anymore I understand the stain but how you leave your hands and feet in my carpet what okay so if you understand the stains why did you have to take a picture of it and show everybody there's a guy named Dante Cummings II that's why I can't take poops at other people's houses I've never had to take a proof that I required my hands to be on the ground same does that really help yeah wait yeah wait why would you know yeah I wouldn't know right and as I talked I was like unlocked memory from my child I'm like you did I think I did I told you I had a terrible stomach when I was young oh yeah yeah remember like I was like I was crying cuz I felt like I was going to live my life in the toilet or something all right babe sex time oh yeah yeah these are really involved so much work I think it makes a lot more sense why back then they saved marriage until sex marriage until sex so they had to have sex first before they got married ah yes sex the easiest introduction to somebody before you married them which is true to a degree are you even like turned on or hot and bothered anymore by the time that's all off I mean isn't this the era where they're like oh my gosh she showed her ankles so I think back then if you took even one layer off the men were like yeah like just seeing your ankle would just like you'd save so much money on toilet paper if you were my girl I'm confused you saved so much money on even having to own a toilet if you were my girlfriend I could be your toilet Oh I thought you use my mouth as your toilet is I mean is what he's saying sometimes I regret asking you what something means look Men Express their attraction in very weird bizarre ways a woman would never want to be toilet paper for a girl sorry for a man but they have to understand that some men want to be toilet paper for woman yeah it's either that or he owns a bedet and wants to show her I don't like tits or ass but a third more Sinister thing personality you're scaring me bro's attracted to her digestive system like the esophagus the intestines the stomach Flora so why is that like you know humans like first thought is digestive system why is that like what we think is probably the most sexually attractive thing after tits this generation is truly cooked oh my God the brain rot cycle back in 2012 um okay so this is like someone who reads comics and says this is brain rot 2017 right the people who play those games say that stons memes these people are bra Knuckles and then the people who like this call this brain rot and then these people see this is brain Rod this this one must be so new that even we don't know what this is yeah I have no idea that's true I call like all of the the recent content on YouTube now brain rot even though what I like is probably brain rot to the generation before me take me to this generation no but I do feel like you know things do progressively just get more brain rty over time so the point where it's like will there ever be a point where it's just our brains are literally just a pile of dooo Alabama man gets sister pregnant after unknowingly having sex with her during furry party oh because they're in like costumes how do you have SS then like they just have holes I guess I can see that happening because like how would you know what your sister's vagina feels like right cuz that would be the only indic it'd be more worrisome if he put it in and he's like wait a second this is my sister I'm not going to add on to this this is disturbing as hell teenager 19 kills pedophile priest who abused him by Ramy a crucifix down his throat and suffocating him in France okay that's a bit violent as all but it's like almost Justified though cuz he was probably r that crucifix down the kids orices what the is bro [Music] doing he's just he's playing RuneScape he's chopping trees down without looking at the screen yeah and they're just so happens to be scand claded woman in front of him but he's for sure gaming yeah or his balls were really really itchy it happens you get like Aima down there in your balls not that I would know in a relationship with Andrew Joseph wait do I know you I don't think so but I wanted to be in a relationship with somebody so I closed my eyes and did eie Meen Mo and they landed on you unfortunately that kind of hurts like unfortunately SI is you're in a relationship with me now so I got a girlfriend I hope she means it in that like oh unfortunately I bothered you you know and not that like unfortunately I ended up with an ugly bastard like you ah I see yeah why is the title [Music] manage for wa but he's not even here to see it no matter how you say it say it with royal whis oh my God no what oh my God that poor gentleman had a ring up his ass unwillingly I like goes deep literally why would you [ __ ] contact my mom [Music] because that's weird don't you think that's weird would you be my would you rather have a charmand or [Music] aard oh my God the logic it checks out man's going for the Charizard yeah I'm going become your dad now because you rejected me now you're going to be my daughter found this in the trash today written by a girl to a guy you are too cute sorry if I can't say this IRL but I get too nervous maybe because of how cute you are I want to know you better and talk to you can we meet at the football pitch at 6 I hope you like my drawing wow lots of guys would like foam at the mouth to get this kind of letter huh he threw it away yeah she got rejected with that kind of art skill and cuteness dozens of guys would have graded their balls in order to get a chance of receiving this letter it's a guy and he definitely Harvest that guy's organs huh or this is fake and somebody is trying to like beat people with the perfect letter that every guy would really die di to receive just praying on men men's fantasies all right well that concludes today's video remember always wipe your butthole after the poop we'll see you next time peace bye thank you so much for watch [Music]