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Analyse van JoJo Siwa's Heruitvinding

dream guest on my [Applause] podcast welcome members of the audience back to your favorite show who created gaypop and no JoJo siwa is not on the list of potential creators or Founders or anything there's been a lot of music related drama out on the internet recently and in recent days in recent history Eminem being the cringiest loser on the internet whatsoever yes including JoJo siwa what are you going to do cancel me genen Z me yeah you matter what I said I hate blind people that makes me so cool Kendrick Lamar tripping down on not like us as he should but the boogeyman of my channel is back or should I say never left because all she's been doing for the past months since her Rebrand has been making it much much worse for herself is boogie woman a thing I don't know that just sounds like a really odd disco group that I would absolutely tune into Boogie Wonderland may I just say that this video does not exist to destroy JoJo siwa's Rebrand she is doing that just fine on on her own no this video exists to understand the modern monster that is JoJo siwa to make sense of just exactly what the actual [ __ ] is going on I'm not going to sit here and diagnose her with anything because I'm not qualified to do that but I am going to try and make sense of all of this [ __ ] is JoJo sewa Just A misunderstood Mastermind spoilers no not at all actually she probably doesn't even really comprehend what's going on with her and I'm not going to sit here and be like Jojo sewa's dumb but uh that is a leading theory she might actually just not be a very smart person but actually she might be one of the most manipulated people in history she got a lot of views with some of her Antics she was getting up to like uh [Music] this like I it's just funny how much autotune is used by JoJo siwa it's frankly the only reason she's able to make music we have nobody to blame but ourselves for inventing autotune cuz without it we wouldn't have to listen to Jojo siwa's music because wow is it bad because the proof that it's all autotune is in the pudding she one time tried to sing a song by Olivia Rodrigo where she couldn't hit a note that is very easy to hit still you're still a traitor and then proceeds to hit notes harder than that in her hit single Karma which if you want to know about all of that the pre- karma and current Karma Antics I do have a video about that that came out about 3 or 4 months ago so go ahead and check that one out and also her claiming somehow that she created gaypop when like no I wanted to start a new genre of music and they said what do you mean and I said well it's called gaypop do you know who Elton John is do you know who David Bowie is she is dressed up repeatedly as Freddy Mercury at a lot of her shows and I know that she wasn't exactly claiming that she created gaypop or she clarified later but what she said exactly is that she's trying to make a new genre gaypop those are her words and there's no harm no foul really I mean being ignorant is bad but you know whatever she's just what like a millionaire 10 millionaire 100 millionaire how does she have all this money bro like who gave her all this money why why sadly it's mostly children who looked up to Jojo until now she says no no no you guys can't look up to me anymore because I'm going to Rebrand that's not how that works Jojo Jojo by the way when you make a Rebrand that doesn't get rid of your old audience like at all they're just going to keep watching you because they're kids it's what they do and now they're going to see you do stuff like this on a regular basis yes a regular basis not once not twice but this has happened like 50 times in the past few months her doing literally this or like for instance literally actually hip thrusting somebody but we're getting ahead of oursel before we get to the recent Pride Extravaganza that she got up to during the pride parades and Performing her songs we have to first jump back in time back to her 21st birthday yes JoJo just turned 21 very recently which that's a mystery mous tool that'll help us later did you know that that's like an actual word in the dictionary Mouse tool she for her 21st birthday decided to go to the land of Our Lord Our God Disney World you know it's just really funny to me on so many layers one she's trying to Rebrand to get away from kids two it was her 21st birthday you know what truly separates you from your teenage years in America when you are then allowed to drink you know she decides you knows where's the most adult place I can go the the bestest place I could go right now to celebrate this time of when I am now legally allowed to drink Disney World and guess what it gets [Music] [Applause] [Music] worse who is that that's Jojo and she's drunk off her ass happy bir happy happy birthday ah yes my favorite hobby to witness in the making day drinking don't get too caught up in it it might ruin your entire life and that's just the first of many many hilarious clips of Jojo at Disney World day drinking you know there's actually a lot of recorded evidence of her doing that like for instance the first in many clips of people not singing along with her I should [Music] know wish wish I would have never e around yeah we know it [Laughter] [Music] end up just like me can I get a picture ready right there happy birthday happy birthday girl thank you Happy Birthday to me too let's go oh my God that was excruciating to watch and I'm sure you can agree this is the first of many videos where you can Witness people just not knowing her song Because to her in her reality this is a hit this is a big blowup single people know this song it's so so big and so good my numbers are going up that means people like it the people around me sing it to me all the time you know there's a saying that was said in my high school a lot by kids around me because there was a few kids in the school that people like to do this exact thing too it goes as follows if you keep gassing him up so much he's going to crash which in layman's terms means you are hyping somebody up so damn much that they are so full of themselves and then they're going to end up doing something that makes a fool out of them in other other words people are lying to JoJo's face so that she keeps making them money plain and simple she's being manipulated because like you see in that video people don't know her music they don't know the song the only reason people like you and me know this song is cuz we're chronically online oh that's my ex's name oh well happy Birthday Kylie I hope you have a great day thank thank you so much what's a dream guest on my podcast let's mix things up my ex kyy who I talk about way too much yeah okay I think that's enough of Disneyland let's move on to the pride parade I mean I'll say it again happy belated Pride everybody but uh it's over which means I think it's now time that I'm allowed to talk about uh what JoJo was doing at Pride parades first and foremost much much much more day drinking like a lot from straight liquor to straight liquor to straight liquor she's just drinking a lot and uh JoJo do you know what A coping mechanism is if you're watching this right now cuz I'm assuming your team is because they like to copyright strike a lot of people for making videos about You featuring any of their content which by the way that's not how it works with a channel like mine for instance I am showing your content and you doing things specifically to comment on what you are doing but all of that aside Jojo so do you know what A coping mechanism is it's when you are trying to ignore something that is going on in your life and instead of approaching it directly you know like a sensible person you cope which is a normal thing to do by the way I'm not saying it's in normal to decide that you don't want to face your problems and then therefore find something else to stop you from doing it which is a bad thing to do by the way but if it's what you got to do it's what you got to do all right that is what you are doing and we'll get to what she's coping with later but first we have to keep going over the dumb [ __ ] she's doing as the famous kid star she was it was jarring to see her doing stuff like this on stage with an audience mostly still comprised of children yes it was at a pride parade and kids shouldn't be at Pride parades you're saying yes I'm aware but uh there still was if I can find the clip I'll put it up here but uh there was a clip of her addressing a child in her crowd going oh yeah look at you you're a real trooper you're a real cool kid out there at a JoJo seawa concert at Pride so that all aside I'm going to keep uh day drinking and suggestively touching myself on stage Knowing damn well there's a kid in the crowd and other kids that are going to keep showing up girl come on it's not your fault there are kids there the parents and whoever brought them there but like if you're going to address the kid and then continue to do stuff like this on stage okay all right okay I think we're taking it a little too far if you ask me pride is meant to be a celebration and none of this will take away from that but I do think it's important to mention all of this stuff because to me it looks an awful lot like somebody who has repressed a lot as a teenager or young adult and made to be the star that she is you know I went over in my last video how she ran a kid's dance group and abused them all allegations but she literally abused them because when she was a child star it's exactly what happened to her she was both repressed and abused a lot as a kid by both her mother and everybody else around her who saw her as merely just another cash grab which is disgusting by the way nobody should be treated like this especially by you JoJo you should realize that your audience is kids that's what you made your audience okay maybe not you but the people around you made your audience kids and now you are stuck in this limbo between trying to be this adult figure you I I'm guessing want to be or your PR team wants you to be this still probably isn't your choice seeing as how you can't even write your own music you don't don't write your own music your most famous song was gifted to you or stolen to be decided and your newest single oh man don't even get me started on this oh my God JoJo released a single guilty pleasure with even more suggestive dancing and touching in the music video then Karma then the last big banger also did you guys see the dance that she made for guilty pleasure I don't I don't see any difference between what I just did and the dance I I see I see literally no difference at all she decided to release this song because uh I don't know doubling down yada yada she hadn't had enough of the backlash from her last single so she decided to release another one and uh obviously that's the correct move to make more money but less people know about this song than they did the last one here she is at a diner or a pizzeria or something getting up on a table her behavior being Ena by all the people around her trying to get all the people in the crowd around them to sing along with her while she is singing because like I said people are just trying to milk JoJo for all the money they possibly can whoa whoa whoa uh guys don't milk a lady without her consent okay and I'm sure she consents to all of this because she's never known anything different for the second she could choose to breathe on her own and by that I mean the age of two her hair was dyed by her mother her mother dyed her hair blonde from when she was 2 years old and now I'm assuming JoJo does it herself or pays somebody to do it but JoJo's not a natural blonde she's never been she never will be that's absurd to me JoJo is seen by all the people around her as nothing more than money to be made especially by her own mother who I hate by the way all allegations aside and all evidence I'm presenting to you [ __ ] all of that I hate JoJo siwa's mother I might not hate JoJo that much but I despise JoJo siwa's mother taking advantage of your daughter taking advantage of your daughter and taking Tak advantage of your daughter back to back to back for her entire life you've seen her as nothing more than money to be made you disgust me jezelyn sewa is a stain on the human population scum if you will and I despise her even though she is probably the root of all the issues she did not stop more roots from being planted in JoJo siwa's troubling life for instance one of JoJo's newest offenses on the masses is more theft and I don't even care about Karma yes I know it was written by Brit Smith or it was made for Brit Smith one of the two and then Brit Smith decided I don't want to make this song and so years in the future JoJo ended up with it and released it right I'm aware of all that whether it was stolen or gifted or both either way that doesn't matter it's gray you know what isn't gray JoJo sewa team effed up again again they messed up terribly do you know the band tulle they're a band they're one of the bands of all time and I I enjoy a lot of their music they're very interesting they make a lot of stuff in different time signatures and they mess around with music a lot and I like it okay they make cool stuff a couple years ago they released some promotional merchandise that had this logo on it yes haha the wrench is the shaft blah blah blah will you do a favor for me though look at this new JoJo Seawall merch promoting her new hit single guilty [Music] pleasure Jojo uh I get it all right I know it's your team and I know it's not you or [ __ ] whatever but you got to ask questions they got to ask you more questions this is your brand you stole that theft red-handed you were caught red-handed well do you think the tool fans who bought all the merchandise they could possibly buy 20 years ago aren't going to realize that the thing they still have rotting on their bedside table they aren't going to notice that your merch looks exactly like it oh no you just forgot yeah oh oh it was a completely original idea yeah sure Buster with all of the literal offenses to society aside I actually want to cover what I promised what happened to Jojo to make her this way and I have three culprits three other stains on Humanity ones who have left their Mark in the most disgusting way possible James Charles Rachel Ballinger and colen ukulele apology Ballinger herself see what do all three of these people have common either that they are allegedly a child predator or related to one I don't even think Colleen Ballinger is allegedly a child predator like by definition she took advantage of children but anyway that's just my opinion or [ __ ] whatever at the karma celebration party or the karma coming out party or whatever you can see all of these people at that party here she is with James Charles here she is with Colleen Ballinger for instance uh look at this video the title being reacting to raw footage of my birth with JoJo siwa oh would you look at that it was posted 5 years ago some quick math means that she wasn't an adult yet not even close well I mean depends on what you consider close but close only counts in horseshoes and the bullet that grazed Donald Trump's ear she was not an adult and you decided for some reason colen years before the ukulele incident this was just happening she would hang out with Colleen and her sister a lot where they would do things you can see her on this podcast here uh with Rachel Ballinger where they are just talking about sexuality okay you could hear them talk about how years ago Rachel would just talk about her sexuality with Jojo and how she was gay and liked women and that's great and empowering and just so awesome except for when you're talking about it with a minor okay that's the problem JoJo was a kid hanging around an exposed alleged child predator and her sister sister a lot so what happened behind the curtains I don't know we can just infer right just the image alone of this video being posted 5 years ago when JoJo was 16 with Colleen showing her raw footage of her birth which if you know anything about child birth which if you don't what the [ __ ] are you doing here get away from my channel if you don't know what child birth is this is too much for you get go get out but if you know anything about childbirth you know that it the raw footage of it is not something you want to show to a kid I don't know is that just me maybe I'm just a little cuckoo over here my point being being around these three people a lot James Charles Colleen Ballinger and her sister right being around these people a lot as a kid means that you were exposed to people who don't know how to act around children provably what does that mean for this what does that mean for Jojo what does that mean for this situation does that mean JoJo is a bad person for all the bad stuff she does blatantly put yes yes I think I think she is but in the same way you don't want to send somebody to prison when they're mentally ill you want to send them on a sticky sock adventure to the white room we actually probably need to have a little more Nuance here with JoJo she needs all the people around her to stop gassing her up so hard and lying to her face and using her for money JoJo is being taken advantage of to the highest regard and she can't see that because for instance this video is probably not going to be shown to her probably her team will look into this video and you know copyright stri it if I showed a little too much of JoJo's copyrighted stuff even though I'm transforming it by the way guys and then not let her watch it because it's just more toxic drama no JoJo I'm on your side even though I think the stuff you've done is terrible you need help you need people to stop lying to you and using you as a cash grab but if you know all of this to be true and you still don't care whatever man if you don't care that you're the exploited child of the century then whatever man man go off pop off live your best life honestly that's fine okay but my leading theory is that you don't know you don't know so with that little snit bit which I take as a look into your life a look into your livelihood and how people treat you I can see that people are mistreating you and it makes me really sad okay because uh exploiting children is disturbing and that's literally what your entire life has been up to this point and that sucks so I somebody needs to help you I don't know who but somebody needs to help you people need to stop lying to your face and I mean that in the most sincere way I possibly can thank you for watching this video I really appreciate your time you did great sitting through it no matter what you were doing if you were crocheting drawing I see you it looks good everything you're making right now whatever hobby it is playing video games watching a movie and watching YouTube at the same time I'm sure people do that a little weirdos live your best life okay and I hope you enjoyed the video nonetheless let me know what you were doing in the comment section below this video is brought to you by this member oh yeah Vector I mean oh yeah you're awesome you're you're great you're awesome okay you're all the jokes aside you're amazing you're great thank you for your support it means the world to me I can't do it without you and I can't do it without my members thank you so much that is one of the longest recording sessions I've ever had because JoJo has just been up to so much stuff and she needs an intervention and she needs help that's the main point of the video I it's fun to harp on people who are just making a dingus of themselves making a goofball of themselves if you will but wow has JoJo been exploited in her life and it's really easy to joke about this kind of stuff but it's really not funny how much Advantage JoJo has been taken of right it's just uh it's so sad it's really sad okay so instead of instead of maybe in the future instead of yelling at her for all the stuff she does maybe just maybe we can just try and act a little more like hey uh you good girl what the [ __ ] are you doing are you good are you okay what's going on talk to us bro is your mama taking advantage of you again not in that way not in that way not in that way in the in the monetary way anyways thank you so much for watching I hope you enjoyed and I hope you have a good morning evening or afternoon Wherever You Are are later