hi I'm Jake Patrick not this guy me now modern political climate there are many pressing issues gender equality racial prejudice the denial of basic human rights all important but none more so then banter so how do you banter and what's the line between good banter and bad banter step 1 observational banter use observational cues to enhance the quality of your banter nice jumper man your granddad having a clear-out you got me good banter but try and not to get too personal hey Josh nice scarf you raging homosexual bad banter step 2 situational banter use situations to your comedic advantage banter mate you lift those chairs like my sister ha ha ha ha good banter but again be careful not to cross the line hey Josh you lift those chairs like your other sister you know the one who was born with a birth defect bad banter step 3 physical better use your physical prowess to assist your banter I can't believe you missed that goal from only one meter out today you're telling me it was a shocker ha ha good banter but remember there's a fine line between banter and manslaughter this will teach you to miss a goal at football [ __ ] bad banter banter is good and important for modern society but please remember don't offend minority groups please be sensitive to family hardships and for the love of God don't main or injure anybody this has been Jake Patrick the Archbishop of Banta Bree