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Jeffy Ball Z Recap and Notes

last time on Jeffy Ball Z just when Jeffy finally got to use a wish and everything seemed peaceful a mysterious figure emerged from the darkness is he Friend or Foe let's find out so we're cool right right man we're cool right we're cool you got me and my wife killed yeah but I died too and hey look we're all back to life now so we're cool but you didn't know you were going to die no but everything worked out so we're cool but if you could go back in time and make that same deal but you know you won't die would you do it again oh yeah yeah yeah for sure but that guy's dead so I could never do that so we're cool right right we're cool I can tell by the look on your face that we're cool yeah we're cool I'm going to leave Jeffy you got to cut this Dragon Ball [ __ ] out but Daddy if I collect all the dragon balls then I could wish to be the biggest super sandwich the world has ever seen no Jeffy you don't have to look for any more Dragon Balls just cut it out because you got us killed last time but I want my wish no Jeffy you already used a wish well I had to use it to wish you guys back alive now if I get another wish I could wish for infinite wishes I mean you could wish for infinite wishes there finally after 20 years of experimentation I Dr jro fle shits have finally completed the perfect Android the perfect tool for world domination Android 19 which is way cooler and more successful than my last experiment covid-19 which I really thought was going to cure the flu and boy was I wrong that was a huge disaster but anyway Android 19 will show the world just how smart and sexy I am and all of the women of the world would say Dr finger [ __ ] you are so smart and sexy and they will want to rob my big beautiful uncircumcised brain especially the fat ones I am a bit of a chubby chaser I want to be able to grab any part of her that feel like boobies don't judge me okay now Android 19 rise rise and go find me the sexiest fattest woman to be my queen Yes master yes Jeffy I think the smartest decision is to not Chase those dragon balls anymore me what the hell is that hey what are you doing fat Barrel chested woman acquired excuse me you are coming with me hey you get away from my mommy Photon laser see Jeffy that's why you have to cut this Dragon Ball [ __ ] out there's a random robot in the house sciatic pain what my sciatic nerve no one gets on my daddy's nerves except for me why didn't it work I am in impervious to energy blast Photon laser now come with me tubby no Jeffy go save her go save her right now I can't I'm too weak maybe you're right daddy maybe I should give up the dragon balls no don't give it up go get Rose and then give up no daddy he's too powerful no Jeffy come on you can find him I quit you have yellow hair Jeffy my Sonic nerve Jeffy it hurts it hurts so bad go get R Jeffy oh I'm so excited for for my fat beautiful queen master I have brought you a fat Barrel chested female as you requested what is this she is not fat thank you well she is a little bit fat but I want it big obese gigantic like my 600 lb life well she is a little Barrel chested so I'll give you that hey I'm sorry Master I have failed you yes you have and since you can't do your job right I will take care of her myself come with me not very fat lady I'm a failure I couldn't even save my own mom I'm too weak what's going on Jeff you got your depressed hair on my mom got kidnapped and I'm too weak to save her I'm giving up forever Junior don't give up you can get stronger you can go save her no I can't I'm a failure and I'm never going to be strong enough again well this's this guy I know he can train you to be stronger how how Junior well all you have to do is bring him a cheesecake and he'll teach you how to get stronger if I bring him a cheesecake I'll be strong enough to save my mom yeah I think so then let's bring him a cheesecake I have to save my mom Junior come on let's go all right Jeffy there's the cheesecake grab it okay what are you losers doing in my kitchen oh no it's Chef peee put that cheesecake back before I turn you into miss me oh no Jeffy we're going to have to fight him I can't I'm too weak okay then I guess I'm going to have to fight you you're no masch for my death fingers thank God I beat him to it I thought he had me all right let's go grab my phone off the couch and put my wig back on and then we can go go give the cheesecake to the guy okay oh look there's my phone I'll get it Jeffy how can you eat cheesecake at a time like this Rose is kidnapped you need to save her well that's exactly why I need the cheesecake so I can get stronger no cheesecake's not going to make you stronger it's going to make you have diarrhea hopefully look there's the news breaking news M cake a mad scientist has kidnapped a woman and he has something he wants to tell the world let's go to that now be quiet hello world I am Dr jro fle shits and my mustache is falling off God damn it please I bet you're wondering why I'm on your television screen well I will tell you I want the Dragon Ball and I will execute this not very fat lady every hold hold please I will execute this not very fat lady in 24 hours if I do not get the dragon balls and I will execute another not fat lady whatever if I don't get the dragon balls in another 24 hours and if you're thinking about stopping me don't because I have this very scary robot who will kill you thank you very much oh no that crazy s is going to kill rose you have to get the dragon balls and give them to him or I could get the dragon balls and wish for mommy to be safe like she just poofs out of there like Po poof or we can get the dragon balls and then go beat up that scientist and get Rose back and then we can use the Dragon Balls to wish for something cool like a spaceship or you guys can say screw it to the dragon balls and go beat up the scientist right now and get Rose back before he kills her well I got to go get strong first I got your phone jior you better hurry Jeffy you better hurry look Jeffy there it is there's the chamber what are you doing in my swamp well Mr shami um jeffy's Mom she got kidnapped and we need to go save her cuz she'll be killed in 24 hours so we were wondering if we could use your chamber to train do you even know what this chamber is it's a hyperbolic time donkey chamber every hour spent in this chamber is equivalent to one day here on Earth I know and that's why we want to use it to train well the only way I'm going to let you use my chamber is if you bring me the SAR Le creamy cream cheesecake Jeffy hand it to him there she is the SAR Le classic creamy cheese Che creamy cake smooth and creamy no artificial flavors cheese cake I will now make love you guys go ahead and go in the chamber and do whatever you have to do all right Jeffy you go in first and then after 12 hours you come out and let me go in strong as [ __ ] wa Jeffy you look so strong my turn my turn hold on there donkey only one iny part of Cheesecake so if you want to go into the chamber you you have to bring me a creamy cream cream cheesecake but we only had one cheesecake well then get the hell out of my swamp oh I want to be strong but at least you're strong now Jeffy let's go [ __ ] yeah Daddy I'm ready to kick the [ __ ] out of somebody whoa Jeffy what happened to your hair I put gel in it and I also went super Riri too so you're strong enough to go save Rose yeah come on Junior let's go kick some Supernatural ass there I had to take your mouth because you are being so annoying with all of the please don't kill me and I don't want to die shut up well now it has been 23 hours and 59 minutes so in 1 minute I can finally kill you hey stop right there stay away from my money you are too late man who uses too much hairspray it's actually hair gel well it doesn't matter because I'm going to kill your mommy no you're not come on Jeffy let's kick his ass it's pointless to even try Android 19 kill them yes master come on Jeffy I got this it's just a stupid little robot sciatic pain ow my back oh my God it hurts I be you done did it now I'm going to power up my RPMs my retards per minute I already told you that your attacks are pointless what yeah I lost the chromy but I found it me Android 19 what the hell was that he is too powerful master or do something kill him critical malfunction Global self-destruct happening in 10 seconds yes you hear that Global self-destruct now you're in trouble wait did you say Global he's going to blow up the entire world do something kill him you [ __ ] did it [ __ ] take him take him somewhere I don't want any part of this instant transition oh my God I'm a girl give me Awards Woman of the Year oh wait wrong one Instant Transmission I brought us in space so when you explode you won't hurt anybody oh wait what about me okay here's your wife Rose you're back but where's Jeffy oh well I got my ass kicked by the robot because he kicked me in the stic nerve what mine too he hit me in the back is Jeffy okay look the news breaking news m a robot was going to self-destruct and destroy the entire world but some guy named Jeffrey took the robot into space and sacrificed himself to save the world but he is dead wa jeffy's dead [Applause] no after a grueling battle where Jeffy rescued his mommy he made the noble sacrifice to save the Earth blowing himself up in the process will Marvin and Junior's sciatic nerves ever recover is Jeffy really dead find out next time on Jeffy Ball Z [Music]