Good morning! Good morning! Good morning! Good morning to you! Good morning to you!
What's up guys? Good morning. Guess where we are? I don't know.
She blindfolded me, she brought me here. Somebody help. Somebody call the authorities, please. We're actually in gorgeous Orange County, California. Let me show you the view of our most luxurious hotel.
This is the view out of our window. We're paying $2,000 a night to stay here. No we're not. That's the price of luxury. Youu've been lying to us.
How'd you get the best... to my family period and why are we here we're open age remove alvis college house what's up bro it's so tired how are you doing man could be better could be worse yeah but if he's wearing these he can get it yeah but if he's wearing these it's quiet no don't show my toes like that oh boy well all the siblings are back together about to go to the beach we're about to edit we're about to have a glorious day what the freak This is so giving podcast. So what's the plan for today? We're gonna steal the moon. Hmm Banana Banana Wait, what else did you say?
What? Minions! Tonight! We steal the moon Mom, what's your best Gru impression?
We're going to steal the moon Yes! Andrew, do your vector dance It's my vector dance But you did it last night! No, no, it was vector double It goes like this.
Hell yeah. Yeah. Youu do it.
This is what family is for. Ew. Guys, comment down below if you think that's cap. Comment down below if I should eat this. No.
Guys, you're weird. Anyone recognize this? Also, really quick, I want to show you guys my ThredUp haul that I got for this trip. If you didn't know, ThredUp is an online thrift store, so everything is secondhand and super discounted. I have this dress from Zara.
The original price was $4. $50 I got it for $29.99 on thredUP. Then I got these cutie jorts They're black and like carpenter style and then this super cutie ruffle dress from La Rock I don't know how to say it, but it was originally $153.
I got it for $26.99 Oh my god, bro. Actually you guys are not ready for this one. Ashley and Andrew, can you come out here?
Do you like it? I love it Wow, I think it's out of this world. So do we love it or what?
Wear this to any occasion. Definitely. Wedding, funeral, first day of school, meeting the parents. It's a pretty good like bridesmaid dress too. Yeah, something was missing from my wardrobe and I think it was this.
All my pieces were a little bit too- grounded I need to kind of lift off yeah oh mom could you come out here what do you think do I get no they also have really cute accessories look at these Marc Jacobs sunglasses I got Andrew, what do you think of these sunglasses? Nice! If you guys want to check out ThredUp, I'll have links down below and you can use my code AMBER for 35% off your first order plus free shipping!
Actually though, I do get all my cutest pieces from ThredUp and I'm gonna wear this again today, so definitely check them out! Thank you, ThredUp! We got strawberry banana, PB&J, and then a mango.
Ewww! Youu don't like it? That one tastes so good.
Heh. Ewww! Okay.
Mmm. PB&J is fire. What's up guys?
What do we think of this fit, guys? Very modest. The ankles are exposed, but... Guys, what's up with this?
What's up with this? Literally, why is this guy white? I'll change it right now.
I'm going to go get a new pair of shoes. Oh, I wonder what it is now. Yeah. Did it work? I don't know.
We'll see. Now we're just strolling around, killing time. Youu know how it is. Busty.
Andrew, where are you excited? Happy birthday! There's no snap. Oh no!
Oh! No, no, no, no, no. Stop. Stop.
You, that's crazy. There's a fire. I'm going to steal the room. Minions! Oh god.
Buh-bye. Oh god. Gorgiana.
I can't even read that. This is to Alexander Touch. I could be a good mother He could be a good mother.
Oh my goodness. That is crazy. I love to baby on the back Oh my god. Oh my god Are you kidding me?
A neutral colored minion for the babies that can't see colors because they're not allowed. He has two different eye colors. What's that called? Monochromia. Oh, period.
Okay. Yeah, you don't have to ask our mom. I already know, bro. Where's Kevin?
Kevin probably got purchased like three years ago and Bob's just been waiting. We could change his life today, guys. He's totally Bob-vibed. Are we ready for a son? I think Hello Kitty's 135. Okay go Gorgiana Gorgiana Gorgiana Gorgiana I'm about to rob this Auntie Anne's of all their almond pretzels.
Yes, let's give them both Amber there's a Fashion Island at Auntie Anne's in Newport Beach. Show me to me right now Rachel, show me to me please. The best day of my life.
This is why we come to the mall. They are fucking up in there. This is the perfect almond pretzel.
Not burnt at all. Delightfully sweet. Delicious.
Who wants to go to Auntie Anne's? Me! Munched.
Munched. Peter Malark? I love Peter Malark. He's all over my bedroom. Why that's funny?
It's just crazy. He was just looking at it like... I'm inspired right now.
Point at the inspiration? Point at the inspiration bro? Nooooo!
I Made that house of Lincoln logs that one is actually made of Legos and that one's made of printer paper I like taped it together. Yeah, I was just like using the materials I had back then pretty new to the business, but I did what I could I tried to be pretty DIY with it. Youu know, when I was a baby, I kind of had that artistic flair that you just don't see nowadays.
Just kind of like the Amber Alexander toddler flair. Mom's on Zillow. This is a 6 mil, 8 mil, 13 mil.
Well, I'm glad to see that my houses are doing well. Glad to see that the market is recovering and it's in their favor. What happened in 2008? Like, how did you get through the market crash? Ugh, the market crash.
Don't even... Ugh. I was 7 years old and it hit me hard. It hit me so hard that I had to go back in diapers. Mom had to repurchase pacifiers for me.
My whole life began again. But I did buy a few houses when it crashed. So it didn't really affect me that badly.
I was obviously chilling. Andrew, I found a perfect street for you to live on. What?
Narcissist Ave. Probably because it's all about me. Yeah. Welcome. Thanks.
How many is in your party? Four. This is our first time trying Alpico. It looks like lemon water.
Is it sweet? It's good. Ooh, that's yummy. It tastes like Froot Loops. I got the Impossible Mazaman.
Tokyo Mazaman. Impossible was a man. Impossible was a man. And the deluxe.
Right! Thanks bro. Cheers!
First bite. The noodles are so good. I know, it's so good.
Oh my god. Mmm. Mmm, so good.
Munched, munched, munched and munched. Mmm. Good morning!
It's day three, I think, and we're about to go to Porto's. This is a place that me and Ashley newly discovered during our last California trip. Andrew loves it as well.
We're about to show our mom. It's gas. It's just like the most delicious Cuban bakery and they have really good matcha.
We're also driving up to LA today, so we're hitting this on the way. Might check out some other silly places like Erewhon. This is gonna be a crazy AF day.
We got our portos! Let's try this out. We got strawberry matcha, ube matcha, which is new, and then a bunch of pastries, of course.
But we're gonna get all up in it. Me's good. Me's so good.
Sandwich. Who got this bread bowl of soup? I did. I was like, where's the soup?
That's my salad, thank you. Croquettes we got. These are like potato, little potato balls. I want to try a ham and cheese croquette. This was my favorite last time.
Let me try a meat pie. It's buttery. Everything here is so good.
Like, I feel like we got one of everything on the menu, kind of. The potato soup is so good. Got that.
Because you need a tango. Thank you, Miss Porto. I want to eat this carrot cake. Cheers.
Mmm! Oh my god, it's so good. So I actually just love carrot cake, and that's like a perfect carrot cake.
What's everybody's favorite thing so far? My black bean soup and the bread bowl. Potato ball.
The potato ball? That looks so good. I really like this carrot cake and all the potato croquettes. I love carrot cake, and I love tiramisu.
Isn't it fire? Look at that tiramisu. This is Andrew's favorite of all time.
Cheers! This is good. Now we're just gonna keep feasting.
Simply divine. Munched, munched, munched. Hello at the Grove.
We're in Barnes and Noble's because Ashley's a nerd and she wants to get a freaking book. I'm gonna get a book. Youu think- HAHAHAHAHA Why do all book covers look the same? Where's the Hunger Games?
I gotta find it. Um, maybe if the book covers look like this, I would read them? I'll even be lenient and say it could even look like this.
And honestly, I might even read this. Youu look like Gru right now. The night, who's still on the moon?
What the heck, how'd they get all the way over there? What the heck? Huh.
I had to get all the way over here bro. This dude's addicted to learning. I actually want this.
Who else is a Brokeback Mountain fan? This is beautiful and amazing No! It's Wetzel's pretzels and stuff at the end!
I'm just kidding. There's so many people around. They gave us New Yourk water in California?
We are from this place. Youu don't know the first thing about Saratoga. Battle of Saratoga. This matcha tastes like ass right now, yeah.
Okay, we're leaving the Grove now and we're headed to a TikTok AAPI event we got invited to. So we're about to have a freaking cousin meetup. We're about to see all of our damn family members, relatives, all the Asians in LA that got invited to this thing.
We've never been to a TikTok event, so let's check it out. We just arrived. Me and Ashley changed our fits in the car to better fit the occasion.
Let me show you mine. Yaddy yaddy yaddy, what can I say, what can I say? Look at Drew's fit, all black. So mysterious, who is this guy? Howdy gay in here I got my sunnies from Thredup, Marc Jacobs of course A Ritzia top, Levi's pants from Ashley And Reformation shoes This is from BCBG, from Thredup I mean my Levi's jeans and my Steve Madden shoes And what's yours Andrew?
Blank, Carhartt, double knee, CDG foam posits Amazing! What are you wearing today mom? Tahari Tahari From TJ Maxx Okay, Michael Kors My kukushi! And my shoes! From 10 years ago.
Life is a movie. Wait, I'm gonna do a recap. We just left the TikTok party, the TikTok Riz party.
The TikTok Mew Off. It was literally like our entire For Youu page in one room, especially our mom. She's all about the-Yeah, our mom.
Mom knows more people than us. Yeah, no, mom knew every- So it was really fun. Off to Air One now. Mom's first time at Air One!
As a Korean mama, I don't approve these prices. It's $16 for some tofu. Some tofu?
But it does look good. They just said they're not making smoothies anymore because it's too late. It's 10 p.m.
It's okay. They're understandable. They close at 11. This is so beautiful.
Gaiyu, your favorite Bev. I love that beverage. We're back at the hotel taste test time for our delicious air one dinner that we got We got Ashley's favorite tofu sticks Japanese sweet potato that we heated up Ashley really wanted their jasmine rice for seven dollars So we got that that's actually the worst purchase out of everything I wanted this dragon fruit and yellow kiwi and then Andrew's favorite coconut milk and we got a strawberry coconut milk as well We also got this fresh coconut and Ashley's mango yogurt. This is super sour 3 a.m. And I'm dehydrated late y'all better find your own forks good luck andrew cheers cheers that is divine dragon fruit Cheers Hope you're ready to shit your pants bro We watch they make you poop they don't the golden kiwi is really good at the dragon fruit is meh as usual though Yeah, actually, I want you to open it Because it's gonna explode.
Boom! That was cr- Ooh, it has a creamy top! What's so funny?
Stop. That was crazy. Youu literally let every muscle in your face just be loose. Very bad skin on my face. No, it's fine.
It's in the back of my fork. Just drink it. It's a liquid. Okay. Okay.
And how was that? So good. Andrew's kicking his feet.
Oh. Mmm. Is there sugar in this? Mmm. Mmm.
Very good. Wow. Why is nobody talking about that? Oh, it's really yummy.
Yeah. Strawberry as well. This one, I like this one actually way better. Mmm. Very delicious.
That is good. I love that. Youu see that video of the girl where they play the challenge with the iced tea and it spills on the table and she goes.
Yeah. Yes, that's me with the coconut milk. I'm like crazy.
Japanese sweet potato. I can tell they roasted this at too high of a temperature for not long enough. Dinner, my dinner, my dinner, my dinner. Cheers, let's all try the tofu first.
Pretty good flavor. Why? Like this pretty bad actually. Bro, I love the potato. Oh, okay, that's pretty good.
I think overall the coconut milks are the winner. Well, this has been quite a journey We all leave tomorrow, but this has been so much fun Thank you guys for watching make sure if you want to check out thread up to use my code amber for 45% off I misspoke earlier. We're fine. Yeah 45 and free shipping and we'll see you guys next time. Thanks for the most fun late day ever And subscribe check my peanuts, okay