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Humorous Reactions to Social Media Trends

did you pray today did you pray today cuz if you didn't I'mma have to beat you down on some up got the whole gang here and we packing a live got all the ho here watch some let's watch some Tik Tock cringe we ain't watch no Tik Tock cringe in while I think them there people out there say hey man them Two Fellas on the internet needd watch Tik Tok green like com subscri I can't disagree with you too funny F man they need that like comment on leave like leave like leave a comment I'm so lost feel like I'm watching a commercial for like [Laughter] L'Oreal shampoo guard what are what am I watching what is this I don't know it's like the music got edited out or something don't forget about your conditioner you will use shampoo time don't forget shave [Laughter] onbread all right there we go you just wanted to rewatch that [Music] part my bad I forg was crazy I've been this way ever since I was a baby and I promise you I will never change I smile every time when you br me pain I know you're jealous I can see it in your eyes and please don't lie why so [Music] serious my I'm recruiting what in the name of God did I just see help me somebody don't give the child the pH take the phone away from the baby ball and make him go outside give him the basket ball give him a pickaxe and make him break rock do not give iPhone to a child make him chop the firewood boys what the hell are we doing first date she refused to get out of the car because he took her to the Cheesecake Factory they have good calamari there just kidding I [ __ ] hated that [ __ ] woo all let me just get the door for you okay he got me at the Cheesecake Factory y'all I a this alen thanks for the prime yes uh would you want me to open the door for you look you you're recording me yeah yeah this is the Cheesecake Factory this is the Cheesecake Factory y'all what's the problem with that this is a chain restaurant who takes someone that looks like this to a chain restaurant you want to talk about it I'm I'm fine with talking about it even in front of them oh yeah I want to talk about it come on get on in the car yeah we going to talk about it what in the hell am I looking at my friend that has to be fake has to be dude if somebody ever did some [ __ ] like that you tell them to get the [ __ ] out of your car and walk home yeah I'm not going to lie I would I would leave that person you say get the [ __ ] out of my vehicle and walk your ass home I cannot believe that if you think the Cheesecake Factory wasn't good enough for you you going to love the parking lot [ __ ] get the hell out of the [ __ ] B oh oh okay okay so so yes let's talk about it let's talk about it so you expect a man to go all out on the first day is that right I mean you're supposed to look at I mean when you take out a beautiful woman and you're courting her because I I get courted so you're courting her right you're supposed to take care of her you're supposed to cover her you're supposed to protect her cherish her treat her well right yeah on our first date supposed to do I agree I I went into this date as I expect uh with the expectations for myself to keep you safe you know to respect you uh why would he even try to argue with her pay for your food of course pick you up of course and just treat you like a j one which I believe I have done I mean you yeah you've been pretty nice but I mean and then cheesecake fact I this has to be fake I don't know I mean I believe there are people like this in the world but I don't I don't know I know people like this exist this is unbelievable dude that is not the kind of person that you want to be with no matter who you are or where you come from hell no relationship advice from Super nethan yeah from Dr dumbass and lieutenant dumville do not waste your time with somebody like that that's unbelievable dude if somebody wanted to take me somewhere to eat I wouldn't give a [ __ ] if it was at like Dirty Dick's ass [ __ ] well that just alone I don't know if I go there I'd be like let's just hit the McDonald's but honestly though that that already shows you off the bat she's in it for the wrong reason she just wants free stuff from a nice place you're cting her you cting her B the [ __ ] up bro Bas Ethan yeah I mean we get it you're in it for the money take me to FUD Ruckers and give me a risty in the parking [Laughter] lot hey pick up Five Guys give me Road D boy take me to Burger King Peg me in the back seat take me to Zach be and give me a Wet Willie Boy oh [ __ ] oh who the hell gets mad at the Cheesecake Factory cheesecake what' I say je St sorry who the hell get mad at the yogurt chicken factory D I don't care I'd go to either one I'd go to [ __ ] McGee baring real it don't matter to me take me to BDubs get a tall beer okay what a terrible person oh I can't believe that was real mhm m m mhm [Music] M I [ __ ] hate the sounds bro thanks for the prime God I guess I forgot this is cringe thanks for the three gift I can't you're not there [Music] I God is setting you free right now is there anything you wanted to renounce I want to renounce generational curse my child is autistic and he's he's he's not he's he has no brains at all like we've tried everything and um I've gone through Deliverance before and it's just so hard to break this curse God is breaking this generational curse right now thank you Jesus his power is here right now it is time now for your deliverance and your family's Deliverance I break every generational curse off of you off of this whole family and I detach this family and you from what you spoke I declare every spear attached every Spirit of Witchcraft every Spirit of mental illness I declare on three all must leave him in jesus' name one 2 3 free Hallelujah thanks for the tier one 6 months in advance God thank Praise Jesus thank you for cheering a clearing the autism thank you for curing autism Jesus Jesus we want to thank you for curing autism this evening like what do you want to what do you want Jesus to cure he's like my son he don't got any brins it's unbelievable this is insane this is real and people can there are real people full grown adults that can stand there and listen to this kind of stuff and then cheer as it is happening I know like yeah his boy got autism they just going to help him yes yes thanks for the pre yeah was nice I like him it's nice L's going to scream [ __ ] in the microphone he's going to do something I'm going give her my money power is enough hallelujah how much money you want honey Jesus come on I declare to your son I declare freedom to him I declare creative miracles in his mind now in jesus' name United States of America to The Republic stands one nation wonder God individual liberty and justice for [Music] all that was you in school had to be said this was you walking down the hallway and listen there will always be people who will try to bring you down and that's because they're already below you so you got to keep killing it Queen and in a world full of [ __ ] be a bad one you're the [ __ ] they to see you're the [ __ ] they to be she killed that I love these did you pray today did you pray today cuz if you didn't I'mma have to beat you down on some of [ __ ] [ __ ] up y'all better be praying now what oh my God that is not I expected oh what church you going to oh Elmo is taken thank you for the 2500 beans holy [ __ ] y'all better be [ __ ] praying my friend that's it I'm out did you pray today we got to get some did you pray [Music] [Applause] merch what the [ __ ] I love to show that to the founding fathers the simple answer that went hard the complicated answer is how many women are on earth cuz that's how M get ready with me to go fart in the Dollar Tree so first is we have a little spray bottle I'm almost out so sorry um next we have um this up by Mac anded to be a powder but my poo de hot on there so now it's just sparkly goodness and then we put some spray on deodorant okay um it's really good let we I need and then what else we drink some water and then we put some brackets cuz it's so so C and then what else ooh I know Fenty Diamond ball that's cute and then what else oh and don't forget R bitty blush in the shade happy I take her to the Cheesecake [Laughter] [Music] Factory [Music] I'm not why won't you sing because singing killed my grandma okay leave me alone my uncle broke his neck tap daning once [Music] [Music] not that dance was pretty cute salty ninja thanks for the two months what's your vid everyone where are you watching from tell me longitude latitude it is my honor pleasure to say is it bad to say I'm horny as [Music] hell don't you Sarah or Jen Jen looks so familiar yes it's my buddy asch oh chuse [Music] you what is your favorite anime and why uh have you heard of an anime called my little sister can't be this cute do h do you know that anime what I don't know if you heard the question what is your favorite anime and why so there's this anime called orimo and I think it's funny because it's kind of an it's kind of an anime that I feel bad about watching and that makes me ironically feel good about watching it not not very like I know it's not super specific but if you watch it I think you'll get what I mean uh you you want me to say anything else so you said like my favorite anime right what thank you appreciate that yeah thanks for the5 and don't at any point did you lie during this interview and we didn't catch you yes she's telling the truth going outside it's just 3 months it's a [ __ ] go I'll show you a real go I'll this is the gab hood and you are not welcome that's why I need to be here you need Jesus ma'am he can save you he can give you a new heart God can give you a new heart so that you love what God loves no that's irrational blatty thanks for the two months bring the action a we will we will you we will we will and if you're wondering if I E I do just never be a beta now K doesn't mean to walk around paranoid an alpha Mill is comfortable themselves number one's trait of an alpha is their is self-comfort so just be comfortable with yourself stop being uncomfortable with yourself and hiding rule number 10 if they stand behind you protect them if they stand beside you respect them if they stand against you show them no [Music] mercy dude that is [ __ ] hilarious what is what about Paul's D that is incredible you you got a lot on your mind and I want to ease it up slippity you do it [Music] it's unbelievable dud someone actually made that it's un [ __ ] believable that there are people that do this kind of [ __ ] there's no hope my friend oh man oh my God relatable yeah relatable memes for sure we've all been there gentlemen between those ears is it a brain no just floof no brain yeah when does it end not a lie was Spen when does it end I wanted to know will it stop not a lie was spoken please make it [Music] stop never [Music] come okay so they have this new filter that's supposed to make you look like the new CG Buzz [Laughter] Lightyear I don't feel like I should be watching these bro feels illegal I know it doesn't feel [Laughter] right oh my God Elmo thank you for the 3,000 beans and uh no stack AKA thanks for the Prime 2 one bang looking daer my boy on [Music] wedn three you hold the leash in the relationship number one you're the Offa found out your said than done I think we already knew this one was fake yeah these people number two she has a superior growl they make a lot of money out [Music] people and that's why we're a caller really good at that and number three I'm control of the treats I can't have dairy products because I'll get gassy and you'll get mad at me I like it you just hit stop B potato mer that was weird um quick question do you mind if I play my favorite song poggers you like it oh [ __ ] me why does that feel so real oh it hurts it [ __ ] hurts will you recreate that video for me Bionicle bro thank you for the $3 can you recreate that for me mind if I play my favorite song bogers is not 17 weeks old he's 17 years old and he just turned 18 I'm 18 and he's F to turn 19 in a few weeks don't play We're Young we get money 1,200 on the Chrome art hoodie Crown yeah [ __ ] not this Sunday but I love this guy with this one and Delta because Delta wants to get his tattoo and as you guys can tell I'm no chicken I got two tattoos I'm getting my my third one but guys you all know what we always say stay safe stay out of trouble because my car th we got it and the wolf pack is always watching later guys bye does anyone know the scientific reason why unicorns don't exist it's because when Noah went to go get all the animals to put them on his boat the unicorns are too proud and so the Unicorn decided to not go in the boat so they don't exist anymore but what if there was one unicorn left who decided they were going to go on the boat I wrote a song about that check it [Music] out hey there's a lot of Science in there yeah at least he backed it up with facts hardcore thanks for the $5 well if there was I wish I was Delta calm down there [ __ ] didn't he the old Pack's always watching he does one where he puts like Tabasco on a Triscuit and he's like this is the hot [Music] challenge Muka famous challenge which famous person do I look like what the [Music] heck musty okayy yeah happy Mother's Day Mom whatever time to talk to my real mother hi Rachel Mommy ewo happy Mother's Day my sussy kitten hi Discord daddy me I got you a gift mommy e why didn't you get me a present Mom I'm literally your best gift anyways what did you get me Ken open up your valerant what the freak you got me the radiant Entertainment System collection I got the best skins for my best kitten thanks spooky I also set up a disc movie night for us to watch yay what are we watching we're going to watch the Five Nights at Freddy's documentary Ken did you just fart during the movie I'm sorry I couldn't mute my mic no don't worry it's not an issue e you're giving me the ick side eye I love your icky sells kitten do you want me to mail you my litter box how about you save that for my birthday Hy we're going to have the best Discord birthday ever okay slay King okay now Eric wants to celebrate mother th day with me what the freak I thought you cut Eric out of your life I only pretended to do that because you were giving me red flags so I said what you wanted to hear to protect myself why are you painting me like I'm the bad guy I'm an unpr problematic King you are a bad person but people hang out with you anyway because they feel bad for you wow kiden I thought you were quirky and wholesome but I guess I was wrong sorry jisho anyways Eric is expecting me now goodbye kidden I hope you're happy with ER ER I will be I can't believe she actually just left me how many you got Bunch how many times that felt like an eternity that sucked yeah don't God kill me uh I want to [ __ ] die God I don't even care if that was a joke or not that was just smoke [ __ ] not are the most underrated guy to date all right she's not talking about the scruffy overweight guy sitting in his mom's basement with a collection of Funko Pops behind him she's talking about guys like me literally like cute semi muscular nerdy I like boys who ride cool car bully ride super midc car me rid super awesome Tonka car OMG archal you are so cool and Rich I want to ride your penis weirdo and dip your fries in ranch you're going to be shook you're not going to believe what I found and you got me messed up if you actually think I'm going to use this for chocolate cuz no I literally had to put so much Ranch but also why is it so satisfying going up the tombe it started working and now I can die happy knowing that this exists tag a friend who dips everything in ranch I mean that is here what we not F to do I want to die oh dude I can't take much more of that my friend I want to [ __ ] die God guard strike me dead with lightning oh my God dip your nuts in my Ranch liberal but I don't sleep enough without you and I can't eat enough without you if you don't speak this that me went through don't like sneaky [ __ ] that you do pose the the boy's a liar the boy's a liar he doesn't see you around world around world around world oh my God don't even pause it don't even pause it don't even pause it oh you're mama I need help oh that's not a real baby oh it's not a real baby it's a doll they take it everywhere that's what it seems like oh my God that is a [ __ ] nightmare that is creep that is a [ __ ] nightmare that creepy my friend that's creepy that's not normal people hey Abby yeah whoa dude I thought you about to bite my nads no oh dude that was scary oh no Johnny we almost have 14 million dude this is [Music] insane this is you bro come on this is both of us five seconds after he eats eyelash glue I don't want to hear it dude we had to [ __ ] delay the stream because you had to [ __ ] and you [ __ ] for like 40 minutes do not come at me [ __ ] sorry I don't want to get hemroids I don't push that hard boy I be pushing like a [ __ ] I dare him Roy to try me let it I'll [ __ ] bot him out of my own ass AO falacia style I don't give a good goddamn I'll [ __ ] blow a hemorrhoid out my ass with a 9 mm shits are like climate change naturally occurring it ain't real wow thanks for the finger Hearts I love you pooky I don't really get gifts that often that's so kind thank [Music] you I can't take it anymore I can't take it anymore thank you ah I can't take it any [ __ ] anymore 128,000 people saw that by the way sorry I feel bad for all of you like a like I get punched in the mouth to [ __ ] [Music] die well I roll to the zoo about 9:00 and I saw a funny monkey playing with his [ __ ] and I thought to myself man what the [ __ ] that's just sad