This is a true story. Last year, spring quarter, for my third quarter of Greek thought and literature, I took a course on love. My teacher was an absolutely gorgeous man, with a beautiful accent and the most piercing of eyes. And one of the things he taught us was that, for the Greeks, love had many different meanings.
There was agape, the unconditional love of one's fellow humans, phileo, platonic love of one's friends, storge, love of family, and eros. Now, of these four, Eros is definitely the most well-known. It's the deep, passionate love one feels for a romantic and or sexual partner. And, not so coincidentally, it's also the name of the Greek god of love. Eros, as far as gods go, has been through many, many incarnations.
There's the aspect of Eros that's an ancient primordial deity, older than the gods themselves. And in that incarnation, Eros is characterized as a being even more powerful than Zeus, in part because he could jerk the guy around like a puppet. See, every myth where Zeus couldn't keep it in his pants, also known as every myth.
There's the aspect of Eros that's the child of Aphrodite, representing love as a consequence of beauty. And then there's... Cupid. We don't like to talk about him.
Now typically, those first two representations exist concurrently in the same character. Eros will simultaneously be Aphrodite's son, and a powerful and ancient force that even the gods fear. I say typically, but really there's only one data point to draw from.
There's one major legend about Eros, and that is the myth of Eros and Psyche. So, Psyche is a princess. But not just any princess, a- beautiful princess.
Plot twist? But she's not just any beautiful princess, she's a lonely beautiful princess. Plot twist?
But she's not just any lonely beautiful princess, she's a lonely beautiful princess even more beautiful than Aphrodite! Oh, that ain't good. In fact, since Psyche is so incredibly beautiful, people have started worshipping her instead of Aphrodite.
My god, it's just like high school. Now, those of us familiar with Aphrodite through the golden apple, the iliator, just Greek mythology in general, know that she doesn't really handle people being prettier than her very well. But Aphrodite has just the plan to take Psyche down. She'll make her fall in love with a hideous monster. Aphrodite, you are a goddess.
Why don't you just kill her? Aphrodite knows just the guy to call, and summons her son Eros to make Psyche fall in love with something gross. Eros scoots down to the mortal world to do the thing, but when he sees the beautiful Psyche, he's startled by her gorgeousness, and accidentally stabs himself with one of his arrows.
Way to go, smart guy. But meanwhile, back in the mortal world, Psyche is, we recall part two of her characterization, very, very lonely. See, she's beautiful, but in a way that people worship from afar.
She wants to be loved, but she's just too beautiful for this sinful world, and it's really starting to get on her nerves. So she goes to the Oracle and asks her if she'll ever find true love, and the Oracle responds that she will, buuuuut she'll fall in love with a terrible monster that even the gods fear. So Psyche is taken to a big scary cliff and left there so her monster boyfriend can find her, and Zephyr, the West Wind, carries her off to her monster boyfriend's gorgeous and luxuriant palace. Man, Greece has- way classier monsters than we do. Anyway, turns out her monster boyfriend is invisible, and he tells her that she'll be totally safe and provided for by his many invisible servants, but she can never see him.
Not even when they do the sex thing. So Psyche's totally chilled with living in luxury with her invisible monster boyfriend, but one day she's paid a visit by her two sisters, who are jealous of her living situation, and convince her to find out the identity of her monster boyfriend, and, if he really is a monster, to kill him before he kills her and her unborn child. So that night, Psyche sneaks into her monster boyfriend's room with a lantern to see him and a dagger to maybe murder him with. But as soon as the light touches him, she sees that her invisible monster boyfriend is actually a very visible super hot boyfriend, none other than Eros himself. Surprised by his gorgeousness, Psyche, say it with me now, accidentally stabs herself with one of Eros's arrows.
Damn, that's hard to say. And is now double in love with him. Buuut, the lamp oil also thinks Eros is super cute and a little bit tries to get closer to Senpai and ends up splashing on him.
That's not hyperbole, the book actually says that. Not the senpai part, but you know. So Eros wakes up because Ao, and flies off because BETRAYAL, leaving Psyche alone and regretting her life choices.
Eros flies back to Aphrodite to nurse his minor burn and feel sorry for himself, and Aphrodite, now like twice as mad at Psyche, scoots over at her and tells her that, if she wants her boyfriend back, she needs to accomplish four tasks for her. So Psyche agrees, and after Aphrodite slaps her around for a minute to make herself feel better, she gives Psyche her first task. She throws a mixed assortment of grains on the ground, and tells Psyche she has one day to sort them all by type.
This is obviously some BS, but Psyche is basically an archetypal Disney princess, so while she's sitting there pondering the BS-itude of her current situation, a nearby nest of ants take pity on her and sort the grains for her. So obviously, Aphrodite's pissed that Psyche managed to do the thing, so she makes the next task even more problematic, and tells her to go get some golden fleas from the sun sheep that live across the river. While Psyche's bitterly trying to drown herself, A local spirit tells her that the sheep will kill her if she's not careful. So rather than try and rip a chunk of their fleece off, she should just gather fleece that got caught on the nearby thorn bushes.
So she does, and Aphrodite gets even more pissed. So she tells Psyche to take this goblet and go get some water from the river Styx, which is a problem because there's a cliff face and several dragons in the way. But this time, Zeus himself helps her out, and sends down an eagle to beat up the dragons and bring her the water.
So last but not least, Aphrodite gives up on the subtlety and literally orders Psyche to go to hell. Specifically, to bring a fancy box to the underworld, take a little bit of Persephone's beauty and put it in the box. And then bring it back and give it to Aphrodite.
By the way, at this point Eros is all better and has long since forgiven Psyche for the whole betrayal of trust thing. But Aphrodite is having none of that and keeps him confined to her palace while she tries to do the vengeance thing. So again, with help from various household objects and noted landmarks, Psyche makes her way to the Underworld and gives the box to Persephone, who does something to it and then gives it back. So Psyche leaves the Underworld with the box, but then it occurs to her that if the box has pure beauty in it, and she's about to go see her boyfriend again, she might as well use the magic beauty box to freshen up a little.
Unfortunately, as soon as she opens the box, it turns out the only thing in it was murder. So Psyche low-key dies, but Eros escapes Aphrodite's palace while his mom is distracted and flies to Psyche, casually fixes the whole dead thing, and flies up to Olympus with Psyche to be properly married. Zeus is cool with it, tells Aphrodite to back off, and gives Psyche some ambrosia, which makes her into an immortal goddess.
She and Eros are married as equals, and when their kid is eventually born, they name her Hedona, which roughly translates to joy. Ten minutes ago I saw you, I looked up when you came through the door My head started reeling, you gave me the feeling the room had no ceiling or floor Ten minutes ago Oh, I met you, and we murmured our how-do-yous. I wanted to ring out the bells and fling out my arms and to sing out the news. I have found her, she's an angel, with the dust of the stars in her eyes. We are dancing, we are flying, and she's taking me back to the skies.
In the arms of my love I'm flying. Over mountain and meadow and glen And I like it so well that for all I can tell I may never come down again I may never come down to earth again