Yeah. No, thanks. Freeze punk! Down on the ground! What? Who are you guys? We're the police. The pride police. We were sent by the HRC. (Fabulous, fabulous, fabulous.) We're here to make sure everyone celebrates Pride Month. And I mean everyone. Look, look, I'm not against pride month. look, I even listen to Maroon 5. Nice try Punk. We're writing you up for failing to watch Amazon's Pride Month collection on Amazon.com. Section 420.17 every US resident shall be compelled to watch the entire Pride Month collection on every streaming service and like it. I do like it. I love Pride Month. No please! (Yelling). (Fabulous, fabulous, fabulous.) Tuck friendly? Weird. Pride Police! Freeze! Sir! What do you think you're doing? I was just looking for some swim shorts, and, you know, I got turned around and ended up here in the pride section. Did you just make a face when you saw that tuck? Friendly swimwear? Perhaps a face of disgust. This is just my face. I'm sorry. I'll do better. You'll tuck and you'll like it. Tuck and you'll like... (Fabulous, fabulous, fabulous.) Do I want to romance the male bisexual dark elf? Nah. Not interested. Drop the Steam Deck and put your hands in the air. It's not what it looks like. Guys, really, I can explain. I was trying to pursue the human bear romance, you know. Smokey the bear. What a smoke show, am I right? What's this? Are you playing as a vanilla, cisgender human fighter class? Cliche and not gay. Come here punk! Get ready to taste the rainbow. Cliché and not gay! Cliché and not gay! Cliché and not gay! What seems to be the problem, officers? We noticed you seem to avoid Castro Street over there. Well yeah it adds 20 extra minutes to my commute. You know full well Castro Street has a rainbow crosswalk in it. It's for pride month, and avoiding it is a cisdemeanor. Step out of the car, please sir. I was coming out. I mean, not like that. But. But I was coming out. Ouch! What now officers? Just noticed you drove down Castro Street. Yeah. Driving callously all over the rainbow crosswalk. And that's a cisdemeanor. All right, I know the drill. Look. Never pass Castro Street. (Fabulous, fabulous, fabulous.) Oh, come on, guys, I'm just eating my lunch. I didn't do anything wrong. Don't try to fool us. We saw you look away from that gay couple holding hands. But I didn't even make a face this time. Look at the gays. Look at them, Hank. Look at them. Celebrate it. Gaze upon the gays. No. Gaze at the gays. Gaze at the gays. It's too fabulous. Gaze at the gays! How are we going to increase sales in June? Rainbow themed products? And we can mark them up an absurd price. And we hire Dylan Mulvaney to promote the product so that we can get a good DEI score with the HRC. Okay, that's an idea, but why don't we just try to provide good service and create products that people actually want to buy, regardless of their gender or sexual orientation? Oh no. So how did you end up in the gay clink? Well, I let my son play with the Tonka truck instead of making him play with Barbies. What about you? I was playing Baldur's Gate Three on the Steam Deck, and I didn't go for the gay romance option. Apparently, that's a bad thing? You know, I just played a human fighter, and I'd like to do all the chivalrous, old fashioned things because, you know, it's just. It's just what I'm into. It's just my thing. That's what I identify as a normal human knight who’s seven feet tall. I don't know why that's unusual. I mean, nothing's as bad as, like, you know, Baldur’s Gate Two. Sounds pretty gay, man.