Music Reaction: Listening to TikTokers' Music

Jul 21, 2024

Music Reaction: Listening to TikTokers' Music

Introduction

  • Context: Former music reaction channel deleted, reviving music reactions.
  • Objective: Reviewing music by TikTok personalities.
  • Platform Mention: TikTok presence considerations and cringiness of older people on TikTok.

Criteria and Tier List

  • Tier List Explanation: Hierarchies of reaction
    • Kill Me: Lowest quality
    • Stop: Not enjoyable
    • Stop Please: Politely asking to cease
    • Okay: Would listen again if paid
    • Tolerable: Bearable
    • I must have a brain injury: Surprisingly good
  • Tool Usage: "Screamasaurus Rex" for unbearable moments
  • Headphones: Using low-quality wired Apple headphones to match music quality

Music Reviews

Taylor Holder - "I'll Be Alright"

  • Initial Impression: Popped up on For You page
  • Comments: Vocal rasp, good head voice execution
  • Ranking: Surprisingly good, placed in "I must have a brain injury" tier

Little Huddy

  • Songs Reviewed:
    • First Song:
      • Impression: Super sad, emo
      • Lyrics: Repetitive and clichéd
      • Tier: Kill Me
    • Second Song:
      • Notes: Emo demeanor, production covers vocal deficiencies, confusing vampire-themed video
      • Tier: Stop

Bella Poarch - "Build a B*tch"

  • General Comments: Trendy, 39 million views in two days
  • Notes: Missing elements in the song, quirky attitude, resembling Melanie Martinez
  • Ranking: Okay tier (would listen again but only if paid)

Addison Rae

  • General Comments: Nearly 20 million views, cringeworthy
  • Lyrics Critique: Poorly written, unsuitable metaphor about high heels causing nosebleeds
  • Safety Warning: Candles on car dashboard is hazardous
  • Ranking: Kill Me

Dixie D'Amelio - New Song

  • Context: D'Amelio sisters noted as friendly
  • Comments: General critique on acting and singing, genuine assessment
  • Ranking: Stop Please (politely asking to cease due to assumed niceness)

Conclusion

  • General Advice: Encourages TikTokers to live authentically and pursue passions, provided they're not generally douchebags.