i can't date i'm not genetically set up for it hi now get in the closet what if he comes in here and sees you he won't want to date me anymore well jamie must be special or ted bundy july paris boya come here la sonata casa de roy i'm mucho mac i think it's good to be adopted if you get sick of them you just dump this set and go find the originals terence is my life coach you're what don't judge i'm not generation's paris no hard feelings okay for god's sakes grandpa you're 18 sleep when you're dead paris the race i'm paris geller oh that's not dangerous fire kills germs how about we get rid of kraft corner no that's my emotional homework i'm not laughing anyone here laughing good good i'm going to get a bagel hey hug a dolphin another day all right and i kind of have to be here for support the chicks bouncing off the walls i'm the most likely target so i've already made up a list of enemies which i've narrowed down from 26 to five forgotten the first part of that sentence by the time you finished but i say jump him we lost we're done i'm out of here what do you think it stinks die i got you a triple espresso that i'm going to put here right out of reach so sleepyhead has to get up to get it died twice i'm going to grab barbie's neck and squeeze until her expandable hair falls out and she's dead dead dead can't be in a car if anybody else is driving okay if i die in a car crash it's going to be at my own hand look a person comes in they see a dent in the bed possibly a hair on the pillow so the person's david crusoe they will figure that bed is taken they will then move on to the couch or the roll away that's insane [Music] i'm wide awake it's your fault you owe me boggle ferris boggle one game and then it's back to bed i blame chilton great education but horrific socialization you have all of my towels used and then deposited in my hamper with my dry clothes to create a pungent musty combo hey lorelai paris good i have the right room i'm not going back to school you're pregnant no sick you look pasty i'm not sick well i know your national guard unit didn't get called up so what's the story service here sucks yeah super looks like a good group good group hey i need some change here come on damn it yeah keep walking keep walking we should kidnap her drag her back here and tie her up and not let her loose until she listens to reason do you know her i'm only your best friend who the hell are you paris come here calm down uh can you spot me at 20. it's true 5 25. um here you go thanks less than perfect will be tolerated please remember that i am your editor i am not your mother or your hugger there's a few things i've always wanted to say to you but out of respect for my friend rory here i've refrained however the circumstances seem to have changed yeah anyway go ahead might as well open harvard even though it doesn't matter use letter opener again okay my briefcase nothing i brought it because i thought people would think i was more important because i was carrying a briefcase i'm a phony