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Humorous Observations on Life and Learning

don't flirt with me hey hi you understood flirting huh this girl kid understood how old is she she just laughs she just laughed you trained her one Uncle will come with less hair whatever he say laugh what's your name huh viatri rajer don't laugh for the name [Applause] can old is she 5 years you T Roi you have a brother or like usually everybody is a brother right so she understands telu she so basically she's not understanding whatever I'm saying but she's laughing but language we don't know we will laugh at your face little late you are understanding but I'm proud of you you did bch yeah so so usually B Tech people understand what what did you study ma'am you studied huh b b that's also engineering only how is the different tell me what is the difference between be and B Tech tell me huh teken e you don't even know full form of E engineering correct only right now I'm scared the way you love okay B in what of engineer mechanical oh oh what are you doing now H which company H are you V to soft you do soft v to soft you too soft V2 soft there's a company name Oh I thought you were telling about the technology V2 soft v W2 has Victor Victor it could be Victor re also but that's okay okay that's the difference between bch and be they won't tell it fully okay that vatri are you feeling sleepy yes sir teach her something before coming to the show lies maybe lies can you teach her some lies HR I think that is that's in your huh she might use it the future okay we'll give you salary hey this is all jokes uh if somebody taking offense you already paid money so I'm okay money has hit my account okay so I want to ask this question to all of you like sometimes in our lives uh we keep talking to ourselves right like you you do selft talk yes huh all of you like most of you yeah so kids don't do selft talk because they still have life in them usually when we doing selft talk in our heads now most of the conversation is happening inside the head only sometimes usually last few words slip out we slip out loud okay there was one time I'm in the coffee shop I was talking I had some talk I was doing and suddenly I said yeah sure and then I looked around one girl closed the laptop and left also I like and sometimes you know I was um my sister delivered a kid so I went to the hospital okay and I was waiting there outside and usually when you waiting what is there you do whatever selft talk you want I was talking okay and last few was slipped out like I'll take it and the lady was changing the diaper she was like thank you ba and in those situation also you talk to yourself now this all situation all the ideas which you get now and in the traffic I realized dude nobody follows rules man everybody is coming in the wrong direction I know why because some of us we want to follow rules but we all have that one friend who will not allow us to follow rule H you're going on the bike you are wearing the helmet this friend will come ABA helmet you follow rules we are losers now he's wearing helmet I won't wear I won't wear and that guy won't leave you he's sarcastic throughout your life now he won't leave you H you're you ate food you're washing your hand you're using soap this guy will come up AA soap H soap you killing 99.9% we are the JS dude okay relax now sometime now this will become a voice in your head okay now wherever you go you want to do something this voice will come AB okay now sometime that guy won't be there around you also middle of the night you are going back there's a red signal you stop okay and you think okay I'm following the rules I won't you just go up and I realize sometimes I talk when I'm under pressure okay or when I'm afraid so in my street know there are this dogs okay morning time they recognize me after 8:00 p.m. they don't know me I don't they behave as if like you know like I have never seen you like that and I scared of dogs I like them from distance okay like some people they like dog owners they sometimes hey it will do nothing to you there was one time I went to my friend's place okay hey nothing is a friendly dog and K and then she went over hey what is that's her friendliness hey dude so I was returning around 10:30 in the night okay I just entered my street okay and I saw right in front of my apartment some five dogs are sitting they are having some confidence okay every dog is telling each other we'll get back to you like that the moment I entered okay I was the only guy in the entire Street with the dogs okay the put like this and dog just stood up okay now I also hi now they not say now I don't know like what to do like should I move forward or should I run away I thought I'll run away and I did this okay three steps they came forward all together the coordination is amazing okay now I like okay fine I won't move maybe I'll move forward okay I took one step another two step they okay I'll just stay here I won't do so I was just waiting they are also waiting after 2 minutes The Leader dog I think it said oh two dogs ran off I like okay fine the leader recognized me the leader recognizes the problem is solved now I like thank God and those two dogs came behind now I know they are not going to leave me now I don't know what to do meanwhile all this is happening from the opposite apartment from the balcony one girl like baby baby come come dogs are attacking one guy come let's see help me AKA no no you do we'll record don't record just we'll put it on in just tag me I'll get some views okay send me a collaboration request I had to get out of this situation right then my brain engineering plan it worked I booked a rapido that guy abused me that day I'm paying you take the money and leave they like but why did you do this because of the dogs then that guy got scared okay sir will the dogs uh chase the bike of course but that's your problem huh