hey so I know this is a bit weird seeing me here on this channel but I have some good news two years ago I recorded a video with technoblade where 100 Minecraft youtubers came together to survive some natural disasters and fight to the death a few months ago I realized I didn't actually use much of techno's footage in my video and after taking a long long time to track his recording down uh I found out it was actually really entertaining so I've put together what I think would live up to a video a technoblade video in Alex's standards so please enjoy new technoblade video hey what if I just start killing people what if the next natural disaster is me hello techn Dad here let me give an explanation of what's about to happen over the next hour violent and Powerful natural disasters are about to be spawned in by God in addition to technoblade there's 100 other Minecraft youtubers that are all stuck in this world but it's hardcore so once you die you're dead but we're dealing with my boy technoblade here so I think there's a pretty good chance of winning this thing so the game began and it was time for my boy to prepare yo oh my I'm hello we got to get resources man look in the chat everybody's gaming bro hold on kill him I'm kidding guys crafting table deployed guys let's collect the resources optimal gaming guys the other teams have like double our players but we're twice as good so it'll balance out what the [ __ ] is what is that the first disaster that was not my fault oh God what is that well we're stuck here now you want a podcast techno's in there techno's in there wait we got to get techno wait what oh he's in the is he is he in the thing is he in what the I don't have any tools is is this block breakable oh I hear God I hear god let's lay low oh there's fruit berries we got to warn him oh whoa nope no we're going up this way we got to meet up with fruit berries he's a gamer I hear people nearby I see a gamer oh I was trying to investigate what the giant green ball was oh the giant green ball we were just attacked by God actually so that was a thing that was a thing and you live all right boys I want to catch up with the rest of our team on the other side of this mountain they may have been killed by God that's going to be your Shadow all right right all right protect me from the oh okay yeah now shit's already on fire dude this is where we met God it was very traumatic for everyone involved nice God no no not at all how do we get food I see a pig cannibalism let's go hey a forest I mean a village I knew that okay I see a little bit of hay that's not out of the Border we're going for it oh I'm alone I've lost all right guys welcome to another episode of SkyWars yo can we get any chests here yeah I think all the good stuff is is on that side of the border which oh the blacksmith is right there that's messed up that's messed up whatever we got we got food you think it'd be a good idea to kill this Golem or would it just like completely obliterate me you know what I'm just making a hoe I don't care don't hit the Golem don't hit the Golem oh boy meanwhile oh freak live oh [Music] fre oh we're good five we're gaming yeah what's happening over here man I and I was like damn I need protection here take some bread yeah I got a shield now we're gaming and a bucket oh the problem is I see a lot of really great stuff on the other side of this border there's the blacksmith chest must she nah I can't get it all right well the blacksmith chest is two blocks outside of the border so there goes our riches die a people are getting iron armor I think we got to start getting uh iron and stuff squid kid no he blew up disaster incoming wait where laser I hear there's a disaster coming we're back here once again not really saying these disasters I got to say this is pretty chill meanwhile oh my God oh my God oh okay up up up up up up okay at least the castle is completely [ __ ] I guess that quite easy trees on fire or whatever oh no not a not a slow moving forest fire oh no I just want to find the caves man we need iron but on the Quest for a cave techno found something much more annoying hey look at that loser I see off in the distance yo what up this thing and I've lost all my friends can imagine if I had like a lava bucket and I just like ran in there and started gaming I want to do that there's the lava there's Tommy in it yo what up you have food I'm on one heart okay you're haveb some bread how it how did I'm the bread man yo survival of the fittest all right we got to go bread yeah I got bread I thought thought you f potatoes I don't I couldn't find any potatoes so I just I just got bread I kind of want to run up there dump down a lava bucket and dip I'm going to be honest come on us three let's go this way please like all right all right oh they're they're all after they're all after us okay we should go go go yo what up no not you not you different group different group no no no it's cool it's cool I'm so glad you we go to the other bit of the center never mind we stick together Phil no the tornado Phil that is inconvenient I don't want to I don't want to go in a big suck I just can't handle it more sucking I'm just so tired of the first disaster is Among Us not the Among Us disaster wait wait wait why do I see particles is it right next is it right above us yeah I think it's right above us plug in the roof and so after narrowly avoiding the huge tornado that got filza technoblade went on his long awaited quest for iron armor and when I say long Quest I mean long this is 24 straight minutes of mining footage you might think mining solo was a bad idea but look at everyone else yo I'm not too keen on whatever that is guys guys hey the fish can wait but then a real disaster happened all right here we go this is what you like to see see I hate these hiccups so much I'm going to be sneaking up on someone and I'm going to hi up and I'm I'm going to die cuz I didn't have push to talk enabled and they heard me so is this cave any good or because it feels terrible I'm thinking I just make like a diamond axe and YOLO this actually does more damage right it doesn't even do more damage this sucks this sucks we're making diamond boots what was that I don't know what that was but I'm not a fan of it this cave is as big as it as worthless yo please not another four please please just five five I just want five please no you can't do this to me no just one more Diamond man it's a big cave we can find one more Diamond nah we can't find one more Diamond that was it okay hey there best friend how's it how's it going how's it going good man I heard uh talks that you're pretty powerful guy uh you know I'm all right I'm all right I got I got these boots I'm not I'm not warning anybody no not warning anybody I just did hear you type no I was uh hey do you want to levitate oh sure all right Tech what's your username technoblade oh there's a bunch of different effects I could give you conduit power hunger jump boost oh I like this one oh God how do I leave my God I can go over one block gaps all crouched I hate this I hate this I hate this game I hate the speed I hate everything about this I cannot handle the speed man was not meant to go this F please this is not normal okay if I just go straight up we'll be fine oh I hear rain outside it's not like the tornado is going to be like right there at the surface right right yeah no we're good we're good uh oh okay maybe we're not good well you know on the bright side that's a lot of lava so you know that's that's one part of the enchantment table handled right there yeah and there's God there's God you know those guys had a diamond pickaxe maybe we could like mooch off of them to get uh the enchantment table I'm just going to nonchalantly walk over here with my diamond boots any anybody here got a diamond pickaxe just no no I thought I saw someone with the diamond pickaxe I was thinking we could do a trade deal oh it's right there oh I've unlocked super speed I was just saying I I'm out of there I'm out of there can't trade with God hey what if I just start killing people what if the next natural disaster is me you got any spare armor uh I'm too fast to give people stuff I mean you want T Yo sure yo I can't wait to go at a normal speed again in 12 seconds see someone had a diamond pickaxe and I got to find out who that person was I'm guessing it's not laser just that's just a hunch I hate this terrain so bad okay you know what if I just make the diamond pickaxe myself and then I'll have everything I need and just need one diamond yeah and then we'll just mine this and uh we'll be good any year now yeah I got got to go in 19 minutes I'm thinking I'm thinking we just go crazy I kind of want to just start stabbing people honestly hey techno oh hello how's it going pretty good pretty good I got something for you yo yeah don't get too excited it's just the same [ __ ] again no no and it's so much longer no Welcome to Hell I want to grab some lava but it just seems so risky given the circumstance no okay we're just parkour that didn't work at all that did that's just this just is not working at all are you okay no no I'm too fast to be okay I'm too fast to be okay hey do you happen to have one Diamond no rip yeah it's a struggle out here honestly wait I could just find a cow and get milk and then I'd be free free of God's punishment how fast does this work oh this is fast zeni zeni killed laser that monster we just need one cow one cow and I'll be free what hello hello why is there an actual nether portal oh this is smart I can use the shield to go guys I figured it out I can use the shield to go at normal speed whoa oh my God wa bro are you are you good all right later now the world was down to less than 20 YouTubers left but despite all of this techno still had an ally he could count on ph I almost died hello I've got good news only three more minutes and I will be free of my Speedy shackles no I'm going to I'm going to reactivate that oh oh oh come on come on give him a break dude come on hey Phil can I have one Diamond rather have it I may have use the diamond I had to make uh this I hate you so much Phil so we literally need one diamond for enchantments oh my god I've got speed as well [ __ ] me dude why why you just got to right click the shield it'll it'll make things manageable yeah sorry about that it took a while to find where you were happening I don't know I got to go charge what Hey listen I don't control the tectonic plates are are these huge Fireballs I see coming down at us just coincidentally I got to go and 10 minutes can I just start stabbing people yeah I was actually just I was actually just going to outfit you with all diamond [ __ ] go [ __ ] wild yo go dude best God ever but the the Diamond I was like oh I'm not going to be able to find them in time so I found like two extra diamond and made this axe I was like I have to defend myself bro there a lot of thing coming towards us okay it didn't reach it's fine see how you been doing you you you look like you've been managing all right H I've been doing all right yeah I'm ready to just start stabbing people and be like the final disaster is man it's me do you need any iron for anything else I don't know if you do actually I just needed one Diamond [ __ ] now I feel stupid Diamond okay Aaron's stealing my bit we got we got to go stop him got two seconds left of this diamond helmet I I think that's the guy is there like literally any path to get to him or is well there's everybody yeah there's just sort of no way to get over there there's just a lot of lava and fire falling from the sky I can't help but notice I was trying to get over to those guys but there's just there's just no path dude what happened man I went on the ground for like an hour and come back in this [ __ ] I was going to say that the map completely changed yo come with me I yo yo I earned all of this you did you really did did mhm the dirt out I get this I just want to see what's going to happen man all right oh you know what hold on time to die in lava time out I got more oh no oh no all right God [ __ ] is getting tiring I need some help all right just just kill everyone is that what you're saying if you want I mean Hey listen I don't give commands I just I just enabled true true frankly that's all God needs to do hey can I get levitation you want levitation yeah man okay give me like I don't know like a 100 seconds maybe would I survive that how high would I go I really I have no idea all right uh 30 seconds of levitation all right good luck my friend you want a water bucket yeah I I got one okay all right I'm going to go mess with those guys they say there's not a more terrifying sight than a fly technoblade who's throwing chemical gas they aren't wrong yeah they're having a good time he's having a good time no that's just death there's just death in every direction right now oh including my direction wow that's crazy that's crazy I wonder who did that well that did literally nothing that did nothing at all that was worthless wow that's crazy I I wonder who keeps doing this okay so go up hello well that was a short conversation hey oh Witnesses no Witnesses no Witnesses after them after them get them no Witnesses all right I kind kind of just announced that I killed them in the chat that might be that might be uh people might be able to see that actually wait are they all back there lame oh hey I could get this and we go like this and then we go like this and we're rich oh Target spotted who is that Tommy in it so what are we doing run to the corners and dig down why why would you do that no no listen he told me you were his you are you aren't his son are you you didn't go around murdering people mete us okay I'm I'm going to go to the corner and dig down actually oh I'm swimming I'm swimming back to the Village back where it all began What happened to the Village the boat what happened to the Village there was a village here to the corner there were houses here there were there was infrastructure oh oh no no no no no no no no no we're sinking I have the button wait we got to make you have the button I have it techno nice just me you and this sheep all right me you and this sheep all I have is chemical warfare don't worry me too he gave me soop why is why why do you only have chemical he gave me the button to end it all and he said I have to press it what do what does the end it all button do I don't want to press it t I can't press it for you yeah okay okay the end of the world meteor everyone we know is going to die well on one hand do I really want to end the world on the other hand I got to go get chemo in like 50 minutes I'm pressing it we I'm pressing it a bunch of times I'm spamming it for the record this was meant to be pressed just once I'm spamming it later idiot oh my God what's this above us actually oh I'm going down I'm going down I don't care I need a way to break this please just break the okay we're good we're good we're fine we're fine I'm pressing this again I'm just I'm just going to keep pressing this actually wow the server's lagging that's crazy that's crazy who did that who did that [Music] the surface World Is Gone the surface world is gone I got to say there's a lot more people alive than I wanted I got to say the world's feeling pretty not ended right now I I guess I'm just I guess I'm just here now hey can I leave is there a surface world this is not breakable that is just not breakable all right we're just going to we're just going to keep hitting this but and I don't I don't see how that could backfire techno you're crashing the server stop spamming me to your I mean the world's not ending I gave him the spawner I didn't mean to I I'm going to die I'm I didn't think he'd just Spam it consistently I mean I I don't see enough people dieing I figured I didn't hit it enough times is there a way up no it was all lie okay it's changed a little you know that the environment has changed just a just a tiny bit just a just a Teensy just a Teensy tiny tiny little slight change but for the most part okay uh so this is a thing Techo blade yeah why man listen they gave me the the end of world meteor I they told me to press it so you know I hit it once and nothing happens oh you press it like 10 [ __ ] everyone like how do I get rid of it you just you just keep hitting it oh my God how are you pretty good pretty good that's good I'm glad I'm glad you're good uh so so uh who won [Music]