how to talk to short people wrong correct I do something in the middle of this that if you see any of my curbside consult videos I'm just like this and it's almost like Tech snack but instead of text neck it's talk to short people with respect neck that's my new name for it knuckle sandwich actually do cats have knuckles no they have paws that's actually a fur paw sandwich that wasn't fun Pharma commercial here's what this drug can help last 15 seconds of the Pharma commercial I'll kill you yes yes yes yes Pharma Pharma all right you uh maybe say when you go see your doctor talk about the side effects but rapidly saying them at a point at a rate where no one can understand it's not really helpful unfortunately we had to amputate three fingers on your right hand oh no will I still be able to write with it possibly but I wouldn't count on it oh count on the hand yeah two Shea get it because there's only two fingers left new Corkscrew whirly coaster IUD gets sperm cell too dizzy to fly the uterus oh that's funny so normally for iuds this is intrauterine device we put them in you could have a copper one you could have a hormone one this one is a roller coaster one that confuses sperm getting your flu shot in long sleeves oh that's me I did that for one of my day in the life videos I'm tracking my calories so that at the end of the day I know precisely I'm disappointed to being myself yo everyone that has all these Fitness gadgets that's what they do to themselves they create more health anxiety than benefit and what's crazy is they could have had a great night's sleep and it says they had a bad night's sleep it actually makes them feel like they had a bad night's sleep garbage have you tried licking it for hours oh God this comic relief is just so Bueno WTF honey didn't the Spartans get a horse like that is one of these horses Trojan and the other one's Spartan if one of them is Trojan shouldn't they be having safe sex never yell into one of these you'll strain your voice okay that's good okay we needed some humor because I destroyed it on that last Meme and if you just yell enough you'll strain your voice and if you yell often enough you can create a polyp on your vocal cords which will really straighten your voice vegetarian shrimp oh yeah yeah God it does look like it is that a mandarin a tangerine or a cutie this is a myth a meth amphetamine oh that's good I don't even know if that's feta and I don't even know if that's meth but if it is true meth and feta with a tomato in the side it's delicious well the feta not the matter and by the way some people say that Adderall is meth it's technically not meth it has a derivative called dextroamphetamine which is slightly different but similar compounds anatomy of bears ears B okay we need to evaluate come here you need to help me fact check this meme you're really messy today okay ears and beat how dare they come on give me a hug yeah okay there you go okay ears and bear ears and B thanks for doing it appreciate you bud high five oh you almost got it ha me heal my disease brain no me takes pill with no effect brain you son of a I'm in that's so funny because that's the placebo effect you know there's actually something called the nocebo effect which is by taking something you create an effect as opposed to relieve a symptom but then in order to make a nocebo go away you can take a placebo what is that Pokemon they're like grass power and they're like yeah but I got flame power and they go water power and it kills it so it's like no sibo effect ball effect FDA has no strength to act and tame the supplement industry I don't know how I got there when all patients eat apples every day it's not how it works apples do not cure all illnesses they're in general a healthy fruit but they are high in sugar they are high in fiber even if all my patients ate apples I will still have patience when your anti-vaxx mom installs antivirus on your tablet but not on you oh that's messed up actually this is a lie even your anti-vaxx mom has installed a level of antivirus on you because we pass along our antibodies through breast milk through intra utero circulation so thank your mama bears when health class tries to teach you chest compressions but you watch Dr Mike I am four parallel universes ahead of you facts Stone stew the Simplicity with that stupidity makes for an excellent pairing like wine and cheese mac and cheese why is everything with cheese I love cheese what am I looking at why do I have to see this I want to unsee this I have your test results did I pass haha you will soon God this guy they made this poor person be the face of every meme if I ever run into him in the shooter he's a real doctor I feel like patience will just pass out out of fear what happens if I breathe Google you die what is that because you're out in New York City my feet after a 10 hour shift what am I looking at here their feet have belly buttons yeah what is that it looks like a person Dr Mike watching me come into the ER with 108 fever hold up let him cook okay 108 fever I'm treating that bad boy but like if you're coming in 101 you're a healthy adult nothing else is going on you have a little viral fever and you're feeling okay and you're not like truly run down and you can rest still comfortably maybe let them cook Madagascar gladagascar sadagascar not a gas car mad that gas card okay that's pretty good should I get an electric car as my next car which one should I get I want to get like a sporty electric car them breakups hurt the most me ever had this looks like a canker sore and usually that happens as a result of some kind of physical irritation also some people get this after being sick when their immune system is a little bit uh weakened and there are some solutions that you can put in your mouth that you could Swish and spit that actually numb them up and help them heal talk to your doctor if you are having them in their recurring online death certificate requests the person listed on dead serious honestly not even gonna lie if you saw some of the forms we have to fill out for government institutions it'd be like this and it's sad like this and it makes me worried for hackers because of this head and shoulders ew just a weird one I don't want to see that plus The Head and Shoulder is not going to fit in there maybe my little head but Dan's head certainly won't fit workers in Europe I will be taking the summer off because I need a little suntan workers in America I will be using one of my three paid vacation days time to go open heart surgery I laugh but it's so true forget about the Health Care System thing for a minute I know it's a health Channel but in America people don't like taking vacations they like to work and I will say I wish I had the European mindset of taking a vacation and a little siesta here and there because I feel like it's better for the mental health and the Soul scientists explaining the importance of good sleep me at 3am watching him explain the reason you're watching is so that the 3 A.M non-sleepiness gets treated with your new lifestyle habits that are going to improve your sleep hygiene is that weird that we call it sleep hygiene because it has nothing to do with you cleaning yourself it's just about cleaning your habits at the age where it's considered rude to pull out a bottle of ibuprofen if you don't have enough for everyone you know at that age I would say is 34. and I'm about to be that it'd be like that I just bought a mafia board game set in Armenia this is what the doctorate card looks like what dude that's a picture from my hospital kind of want that game can someone send that to me yeah I take ssris selective serotonin reuptake Inhibitors six or seven really high school beers okay I hope you're not taking six or seven really ice cold beers while you're on an SSRI also I hope you're not doing six or seven really ice cold beers because you're depressed and you're medicating with alcohol instead of taking an antidepressant see I made it medical narrow grip no arched back and benching 485s raw Mrs fizzle is on the juice yo fact is she wearing one of those bench press shirts that you know that make it a little bit more stable to bench press and also she has really long arms you know if you have longer arms it's harder to bench press and you have shorter arms that's why as a taller individual I've always struggled on the bench even though I got up to like 285 on my Max I don't even recommend most people to do one rep Max's not really healthy and injure yourself and ego gets in the way U.S Hospital calculating your bills honestly it'd be like that and I don't know why like I know why the system is trash I've seen bills of people going in and getting like bandaged and get like a 500 bill for the bandage 50 bill for the Tylenol pill that they were served I mean like at some point someone on that team when they're filling that price bill out they need to look at themselves in the mirror for a long time and ask the question is it okay what I'm doing because the answer is no it's not Dr Mike starts talking about antibiotics in the sun me who's allergic to most antibiotics and sunscreen that's a problem because there's legitimately some antibiotics listed here that uh can weaken your ability to protect you from the Sun makes it more likely that you get sunburning at sun damage and there are some sunscreens that you're probably not allergic to so I would investigate with your allergist and or primary care doctor showering in the morning showering at night people with common sense what I have never once unless I was going on a date or bear like slobbered all over me and even then I don't really care showered at night why would you shower at night you're gonna get clean you're gonna do your hair only to go into the bed what are you sick shower in the morning like a normal person I don't know why I was so aggressive about that because it totally doesn't matter shower when your heart desires actually showering at night might help some people because it can help cool you down afterwards which is actually what your body wants to do in order to fall asleep faster so maybe doing the right thing why does my stomach hurt so much they're breakfast yeah for real everyone's like oh my God I think I have celiac disease I think I have this I'm indigestion I have that I'm like why I eat so healthy I follow a group diet to a tea and I'm like well what do you eat for breakfast oh just 48 ounces of blonde roast with four espressos caramel macchiato frosted cinnamon swirl and vanilla frizz in my latte your stomach is confused because you injected it with a caffeine sugar bomb first thing in the morning the full circle of life dinosaurs went to chickens chickens went to chicken breasts chicken breasts went back to dinosaurs oh nuggets I've never had a dinosaur nugget who serves dinosaur nuggets do people just have the little presses to make them or do they come pre-made and Frozen I think the patient in room B is dying does he have insurance no yep he's died that's mean why why that's really mean Dad's second car crash this week oh my God this so it ends there we're ending the meme review here's some of the weirdest things people do on airplanes click here to check that out as for the medical reasoning as to why you shouldn't do some of these things as always stay happy and healthy brand new hats for the new [Music] thank you