Is this thing working again? Good evening, you're listening to Terror FM. I'm your host, Donnie D. Gould, and I'll be your horrific DJ for tonight.
This first track is bound to make your skin crawl. This is how the Reds romanticized. Listeners, I remember when I first joined the network and began broadcasting, I was, um, about 17 at the time.
My uncle Freddy used to run the place until he became old and married. One thing led to another and it ended up in the hands of some stupid kid. This next song is your mother's favorite song. This is Caressed by Your Darkness.
I hope everyone's having a spine-tingling Halloween this year. Hopefully you packed an umbrella, because we have a high chance of rain tonight here in Bluff. Looks like we have someone trying to call in.
You're live on the air, caller. Is there a song you'd like to hear? Uh-huh. Alright.
Understood, sir. That was the network calling. Apparently our ratings have hit an all-time low, so keep those radios on and stay tuned.
For the love of God. This is Terror FM, broadcasting from the scariest station in the spookiest town. This is Arise My Midnight.
Arise My Midnight Listeners, I think about my own death a lot. Not really in an ending-it-all kind of way, more so, what would happen to the radio station? Who will keep the lights on when I'm not around?
I suppose that doesn't matter if I'm not able to keep the network happy. Speaking of which, they sent me over some topics to talk about in an attempt to attract a more advertiser-friendly audience. So let's try this.
What do you call a comedian who is also a vegetable? A pumpkin! A pumpkin.
This is Tales from the Crimson. I'll take a moment to thank all of you listening in. It's clear we aren't making any money lately, hell.
I'm not sure if anyone is listening. However, I've come to realize that I don't longer care about what the network thinks of this show. With that being said, sit tight, lock your doors and shut your windows. You're listening to Terror FM, and this is... The Abundance by The Fowl.
You're listening to Terror FM, and this is Founders by the Fountain. Well, listeners, it... One moment.
Hello? Here? You're kidding.
This is great. I'll pass it along, sir. It turns out our ratings took a historic turn, everyone. Viewership is at an all-time high. This will be the last song of the night.
All of you are probably heading home by now anyways. One last time. You're listening to Terror FM, and this is Cathedral Woods.