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Cooking and Relationships: A Humorous Exploration

Bhabhi Ji, you cook some delicious food. - Come on, Angoori. I swear you are an amazing cook. You have magic in your hands. I don't know what you do different, but the food turns out to be absolutely delicious. You know you won't believe, but I want to eat all the food on my own. I don't want to share with anyone. You still ate all of it. You didn't leave anything on the table. What did you say? Vibhu, Mr Tiwari is right. He had especially asked Angoori to make 'ghuyian parathas' for him. He only had half of a 'paratha' before you ate all of them. Just forget about it, Anita. I make something special for Manmohan every other day. But Bharbhuti rarely gets to eat food. You are wrong, Angoori. Vibhu eats a lot. But he doesn't realise that he has a big appetite. If Mr Tiwari develops an appetite like Vibhu's, then he will get as fat as a pig. No, Bhabhi Ji. I always keep my eating habits in check. I don't eat like Bhabhuti. He eats as if he won't get to eat anything for the rest of his life. Excuse me. Do I really eat so much? Tell me. Whenever I have seen you eat, you eat like there's no tomorrow. Bhabhi Ji, did you invite me here to dinner? Or to disrespect me? My goodness! What... What am I doing? Vibhu, why are you taking his comments seriously? No one is disrespecting you. He is just joking. I know this man very well. His insults are smartly masked behind his jokes. This man! My goodness! What happened to the lights? Angoori, go and get some candles. Should I go alone? Yes, go on, Angoori. What are you afraid of? I am right here. Yes, I am going. What happened to the lights today? This doesn't happen usually. Yes, Bhabhi Ji. This has happened for the first time. It happens. Maybe they're shedding the load. There you go. Keep that here. Oh God - My goodness! Wait, I will answer the door. Who's here at this hour? Oh no! What is that fatso doing here at such a late hour? Angoori! Hey, Angoori! My goodness! Mother, it is you! Greetings! God bless you, Angoori. Please have a seat. Greetings, Mrs Tiwari. God bless you, Anita. - What's up, Mrs Tiwari? Shut the hell up. Why are you staring at me? Haven't you seen a woman before? I have, but I haven't seen a fat woman like you. What did you say, you useless man? Mrs Tiwari, I asked you how you have been. How are you? O... Okay. I am fine. Mom, what brings you to Kanpur? Is everything fine? What do I say? Priest Ramfal told me something quite distressing. My goodness! What did he tell you? Angoori, Priest Ramfal was reading your horoscope. Does that mean Bhabhi Ji is divorcing Mr Tiwari? Shut up! What an uncouth woman! At least, let me finish. Why are you interfering when I am talking? Are you happy now? Mrs Tiwari, tell us. What did Priest Ramfal say about Angoori? Anita, he said that... That... That Angoori's stars aren't favourable at the moment. He said that her life might be in danger. My goodness! Mom, this... Priest Ramfal's predictions are nothing but nonsense. He has lost his touch with age. You deserve it! Don't you dare speak another word against Priest Ramfal. Don't forget that you were born with his help. - Wh... He had given me a solution. Only after that, I conceived a child. Is he the result of that solution? Must have been a lousy solution. Please tell me more, mother. What else did Priest Ramfal say? Angoori, he asked me to tell you that you need to be very cautious. You have to stay alert at all times. Okay? Okay. Mrs Tiwari, don't worry about Angoori. We are here to take care of her. I know, Anita. What do I say? Actually, Angoori is very naive. That is why I am always so worried about her. Angoori, please get me something to eat. I have to go back in the morning. Yes, mother. I will make something for you right away. - Okay. "The world seems so colourful..." Hey... What happened, Malkhan? It has broken down once again. Prem has lent us a pathetic two-wheeler. It keeps breaking down. I don't know what we should do. You are right, Tika. Even our friend got tired of waiting for us and left without meeting us. I know. Do one thing. Push the vehicle. - What? You wanted to drive, right? Now you push the vehicle. Come on now! What nonsense! This isn't my fault. You start pushing and stop arguing. Excuse me! I won't push it. Understand that. I have already wasted so much energy. We didn't get the money either. I won't push it. You will have to. You wanted to be the rider. Now go ahead and push it. Tika, look at that mansion. I won't fall for your trick. You fool, I am not kidding. Look, there is really a mansion over there. Where... Yes, Malkhan. It is a beautiful mansion. Come on, Malkhan. - Where? We will spend the night in this mansion. - Really? I have some liquor with me as well. See. Show me. Tika, I have some snacks in my pocket. That is wonderful! Yes. - You have made my night. Come on, let's enjoy the evening. - Yes, come on. Let's get inside quickly. 'Chandangarh. 00 Km.' Malkhan. - What? Open the door. It opened on its own. Listen, Tika. - What? This mansion looks quite old. - I agree with you. This place looks quite spooky as well. Tika, do you know? - What? Such mansions have many precious items. You fool! You fool, along with those precious items, these mansions also have ghosts, spirits and witches. You idiot! Who is scarier than us? You look scarier than the ghosts in the movies. Darn it! What nonsense! Malkhan, wait a minute. - Why? Let's find out if someone's inside or not. Is anyone home? - Is anyone here? Does someone live in this mansion? Tika, I think no one lives here. Malkhan, someone must be in there. Look, the lights are turned on. You are right. Is anyone inside? Oh no! - Run, Malkhan! Tika, get out of here! - We are going to die! Oh no! Help us! - Run! Hurry up! What is this? This is an anklet. Why did you stop running, Malkhan? Let's go quickly! Get out of here! Come on. - Tika. Tika, hurry up. Hey! - Pull me up. Malkhan. That was such a scary looking man. Tika, I think he was a ghost. He wasn't a ghost, he must be the watchman. He had a lantern in his hand. Tika, I found this anklet there. Oh my! What is this? Oh my God! It is too costly, Malkhan. Tika. - What? It seems to be made of gold. Tika, I had told you, didn't I? We would find something precious. Malkhan, if... If this anklet turns out to be made of gold, then we are going to become rich! I hope so too, Tika. My fingers are crossed. Who is out there? Malkhan, run! Tika, let's get out of here quickly! Tika, come on. - Yes. Mr Tiwari, can you please lend us Rs 2000? Get lost! Mr Tiwari, come on. Please give us the money. Get lost. My business has slowed down. Tika, he is the biggest scoundrel and miser in this neighbourhood. Malkhan - What? Should we sell him the anklet we have? What? - The anklet we found at that mansion. Alright, Tika. Let's try selling it to him. Mr Tiwari. - What? Why don't you buy off this anklet from us? This is quite an expensive anklet. We are ready to sell it to you for Rs 5000. Where did you steal it from? Mr Tiwari, we didn't steal this anklet. We found it lying somewhere. 'Oh my God! This anklet is priceless!' 'And these morons don't know that!' 'It would be great if I gifted this anklet to Bhabhi Ji!' Mr Tiwari. - What? Why are you thinking so much? Guys, this... This doesn't seem to be gold. I don't think it is worth more than Rs 500. No, Mr Tiwari. Rs 500 is too low. Really? Alright, then let's meet in the middle. Here you go, take this Rs 100. Alright, goodbye. - Hey... Hey, Mr Ti... It is such a beautiful anklet. I am going to present it to Bhabhi Ji as a gift. I hope this anklet will make Bhabhi Ji's ankles look even more beautiful. And with that, I hope it also conveys my feelings to Bhabhi Ji. I don't think I can ever be with Bhabhi Ji. But if she adorns this anklet, then it will be a dream come true for me. Is Bhabhi Ji at home? Bh... - Hello, Mr Tiwari! Welcome. - Thank you, Bhabhi Ji. Please be seated. - Yes. Tell me, Mr Tiwari. How are you? Bhabhi Ji, as long as I get to see you, I am happy. I couldn't ask for anything else. Oh, really? Then why are you still running your undergarment business? You should just shut your stall. You should come here to see me every day. That should help you get through. Wow! Bhabhi Ji, you have such a great sense of humour. I really appreciate you making such jokes. Why... If you have such... - I asked, why are you here? Why am I here? - Yes. Why did I come here? I seem to have forgotten that. Yes! I remember, Bhabhi Ji. Please close your eyes. Why should I close my eyes? Please do it, Bhabhi Ji. I have a surprise for you. Alright, I will shut my eyes. Look at this. Wow! It is a very beautiful anklet! Show it to me. Forget that. Mr Tiwari, tell me. Who have you got this for? Bhabhi Ji, I got it for... - My goodness! You are sitting here, Manmohan. And I was looking for you all around. I had told you, we would find him here. Look, he's here. Angoori, please have a seat. Yes, Anita. Hey! - Look at this. Mr Tiwari has bought such a beautiful anklet. My goodness! For whom did you get this? I go... G... G.... G... G... I got this for you, Angoori. Why are you stammering? Say clearly that you got it for her. - I just said it. Mr Tiwari, you are quite strange. Then why did you ask me to close my eyes? You got this for Angoori, then you should have given her a surprise. Exactly. She's right. This anklet is really quite beautiful. It is gorgeous. Where did you steal it from? St... St... Steal? What nonsense! If you didn't steal it, then where is the other one? Yes, where is the second one? Th... Th... This anklet is meant to be tied on one foot, Angoori. He is trying to fool you, I am telling you. He has got this second-rate anklet from somewhere. He is trying to trick you. Let's go. Vibhu, why are you taunting him? At least, he got a gift for Angoori. It is such a beautiful anklet. You haven't got me any gifts until this day. My love is the best gift... Come on, tie this on my anklet. It is really a beautiful anklet. Anu, my baby! Anu? Anu? "I want to get all decked up for Manmohan." Oh my! You are getting all decked up tonight. Is it a special occasion? Yes, it is a special occasion, Manmohan. You got this anklet especially for me today. Oh God! I had bought this anklet for Bhabhi Ji. I don't know why you came there at the wrong time. What did you say? Nothing, I said... There is no need to do all this, Angoori. Actually, Manmohan, the thing is that when a husband gifts his wife jewellery, then the wife should get all decked up and adorn the jewellery. If she does so, the jewellery stays in that family forever. That's what mother said to me. Mother keeps telling you weird stuff all day. What did you say? I said, no problem. Take your time to get decked up. I'm tired. I'll go to bed. No, wait! Don't go to bed. I want you to tie this anklet around my ankle. Angoori, you can do that yourself. Come on. No, no! I want you to do it. It will make me very happy. Please! Oh God! You are quite persistent, aren't you? Come on, help me wear it. Do it for me. All right, I'll do it. Come on. Here you go. Extend your foot. How did the window open on its own? 'Chandangarh. 00 km.' There is no food in the kitchen. Didn't you cook anything? No, I didn't. - What? I had told you, I would be late. I had asked you to cook dinner. - I had cooked dinner. But I only made dinner for myself. What? You cooked only for yourself. What about me? Do you care about me? What are you saying? Don't I care about you? You don't care about me at all. - What nonsense! I care about you a lot more than myself. Please don't try to pretend you care. Mr Tiwari cares about Angoori. Oh! I got it. Now, I got it. What is the reason behind your anger? The reason is that Mr Tiwari gifted Bhabhi Ji an anklet. Am I right? God knows from where he got that old anklet. Baby, he only got her one anklet. And I am sure Bhabhi Ji has two legs. So what if he got only one anklet? At least, he got her something. And my husband... You have never gifted me anything close to that anklet. Excuse me! I have given you several expensive gifts. I am sure no husband would have ever given his wife such gifts. Really? Please tell me. Which priceless gifts have you given me over the years? Alright. Tipu Mastana. Rajaram, the electrician. A thief, a beggar, a policeman... I pretended to be all these guys for your sake. Aren't these priceless gifts? Oh, please. You can't call those gifts. A woman likes to get gold, diamond and pearl jewellery as gifts. These are the things which make a woman happy. But you... But you have never made me feel happy. If I can't afford such gifts, then from where will I get them? Do you want to me to start stealing? If you can't afford them, then do something to afford them. Anu, you... I don't want to argue with you right now. There you go. I'm starving. On top of that, you are taunting me. I can't bear these atrocities at the same time. I'm going out to get some fresh air. I feel suffocated here. What? I said, I am feeling uncomfortable. I will get some fresh air. Okay? Do you think you own this place? You fool. Darn it. She wants a gift. She wants jewellery. Lately, Anu has become greedy. Really. All she cares about is money. He doesn't give a fig about me. I swear to God I will shower her with gold. Only then she will find peace. And that man... That undergarment seller. Why did he have to gift that anklet to Bhabhi Ji in front of Anu? His stupidity makes my life difficult. Cheapskate!