madness combat madness combat is quite a beloved series made by matt jolly also known as crinkles that was first uploaded to new grounds the madness combat series consists of mass brutal violence by the protagonist hank wibbelton and it's all because of the boombox man frick so now i'm going to waste your time and give you useless information about madness combat hank has died seven times three times by jesus three times by tricky and once by suicide to kill jebus and has killed 692 people albert has been real quiet since hank has been around he's been quiet for a long time actually white hank also known as wank is a mysterious character whose appearance resembles hank j whippleton white hank is the main protagonist of the white hank series of madness combat tribute animations tricky the clown rule 34 yes there is tricky rule 34. if it exists on the internet there will be point of it don't search this up the aaa clones three powerful soldiers created by the aahw agency against hank whippleton they were created using dna samples taken from hank sanford and deimos the halo the halo is what is on top of jeebus's head the keystone fragment is an important object in madness combat and the main source of jesus's supernatural powers leisurey rage time lasery rage time is a flash animation submitted by crinkles on to new grounds to celebrate madness day 2007. there is this guy playing on the piano and a guy dancing saucy walks up to the guy and stabs them in the chest the guy turns into a zombie so it's fine awesome face crinkles got his name from a song called mr crinkle created by the band primus fellow 9. fellow 9 is the screen name used by a minor character indemosrebuild.fla to be damned or doc helps deimos escape from the purgatory during the events of deimos rebuild.fla marshmallow a marshmallow appears in two episodes of madness combat it first appeared in marshmallow madness the first madness combat and it was also seen in madness combat 3 avenger which tricky was impilled into with a street sign throughout the series of madness combat jeebus shows five different shielding powers which absorbs and blocks off bullets and that are also able to reflect shots krinkle's inspiration for tricky was that tricky was an old meme on new grounds then crinkles asks himself what if tricky was a super killer psychotic clown and he ends up taking that concept which was definitely the best idea tricky has been killed 13 times you failed 10 times by hank once by jesus once by sanford and once by himself before madness combat 8 inundation was released many people believed that the auditor would turn out to be the sheriff revived but krinkle stated that was not the case according to crinkles the auditor has always existed as a shadowy figure and at no point in time was a regular grunt deimos translates to dread in english krinkle said that out of hank stanford and deimos hank would be the tallest while deimos would be the shortest krinkle said that if every major madness combat character were to get into a foot race without their powers deimos would probably be the winner crinkles has stated that deimos and sanford have no last names sanford is one of the three characters who have directly faced the auditor in combat crinkle set on his curious cat page that stanford is probably his favorite character due to the fact that he hasn't died yet when axe on stream if sanford was a former aa hw member like his partner deimos crinkles responded that that that question is better answered by being shown rather than being told krinkle stated that in the arm wrestling match between sanford and deimos stanford would win easily damn damos is taking way too many l's today you failed abortion are references to the video games die by the sword and infamous crinkles was asked if any version of hank possessed a beard he said that hank is 100 hairless crinkles was asked what the inspiration for hank was he answered blade the terminator and a gramaton cleric are the primary influence for what hank is tank has gone through the most costume changes in the series crinkles was asked what the inspiration for hank's claw was he said that there was a game called die by the sword it featured an enemy with one arm bigger than the other crinkles has stated that hank has dabbled in real estate fancy man i assume i don't really know what that is krakow said hank along with everyone else is ambidextrous meaning that you are able to use both hands equally well hank is the only main character that has a full name crinkle said if nevada had kittens hank would take a second to pat one crinkles was asked if hank would show off at the gym he said nah he ain't a ego lifter crinkles revealed that hank genuinely wanted to go to the volleyball tryout he signed up for crinkle stated that hank isn't a hero but he really isn't a villain either because everyone is pretty much awful in nevada which is true the jay and hank j wibbleton stands for [ __ ] crinkles confirmed that hank is a is unknown tricky jesus and dr hofner are the only characters to visibly have hair it is now confirmed dr hofner is tricky as seen in madness project nexus mission sleeper lab crinkles has stated that tricky is the most intelligent character in madness combat hofner translates to jester in german and norwegian jesus has been seen in all of the episodes except for madness combat 10 aborgation madness combat 7.5 and madness combat 11 exploration jesus is the only character to have been both antagonists and protagonists in the series the main reason why g biz is in madness combat to begin with is because because crinkles like the idea of a turbo pacifist as a force of violent nature jesus and the sheriff have gone to regular hell when they died crinkles fursona as a machine when asked what grunts wear crinkles replied i think they are wearing smocks according to crinkles grunts probably feel like clay as their flesh aren't as elastic as ours crinkles was asked how it would feel like to punch a grunt crinkle said if you're sadistic you'll probably feel great but if you're empathetic you'll probably feel bad about it in the descriptions for a dissenter crinkles writes he's not even a real doctor why do people keep calling him doc suggesting to be damned's real name is doc according to crinkles zombies are weaker than the abominations scrap face is the only madness combat protagonist to die in the same episode he was introduced in scrapface's head wasn't actually designed and drawn by crinkles instead kelzad ox a madness combat tribute creator crinkles didn't like the sheriff that much which is why he died in avenger and never came back mag agents and demon tricky are the only characters so far to be seen with fingernails crinkles does have plans to add more mag units crinkles has stated that mag agents as a whole are among the physical strongest of all madness combat characters being able to deadlift more than any character tricky's iconic weapon was the street sign hank's signature weapon was the dragon sword sanford and deimos are the ones who keep reviving between episodes sanford's signature weapon is the hook which he used to snag enemies and pull them away or use as an impaling tool crinkle said that if the aahw permanently terminate hank they would probably throw a pizza party afterwards it has never been seen how sanford actually obtained his hook it was obtained sometime between madness combat 6.5 and madness combat 7.5 crinkles was asked if there was any plans for sanford to become a superhuman like hank and deimos crinkles jokingly replied with sanford can eat way more spicy chicken wings than both of them crinkles has said that sanford is a pretty basic guy probably preferring sriracha or one of those oilier buffalo wing sauce the mustache star jesus christ try saying that three times fast the star is a mysterious demon like character who only appears in the non-canon animations piss and romp.fla in romp.fla the mustache star is the main antagonist so if you have somehow made it all the way to the end of this video thank you for listening to me give you useless information about madness combat for 10 minutes if you like this video join my discord server follow me on twitter and instagram and subscribe feel safer in silence