Do you all remember Barbara and her legendary rhubarb bar? Yes, in Barbara's rhubarb bar the rhubarb was never out ... Because in Barbara's rhubarb bar, as you know, they had a rhubarb pie that you won't ever forget. It has been a favourite with three barbarians for years, because barbarians know what a good rhubarb is! Barbarians know what a good rhubarb is ... k-k-know what a good rhubarb is! … th- th- Then there was also the barbarian’s bearded barber. With him the barbarians spent almost every evening at the bar and had their after work beer together Rhubarb-Barbara’s Bar
barbarian’s bearded barber beer. And since the beard barber was really here every night, Barbara soon needed extra bar staff for the rhubarb bar, so that she didn't have to do it all alone behind the counter. And so suddenly the next day, Bärbel was standing at the bar, She was smart, charming and very well-read … Instantly, everyone in the rhubarb bar
had a crush on her, the moment they saw this beautiful creature
standing behind the counter. The beard barber called out:
"Bärbel! You're the woman for whom I would sell all my possessions! I wish you were my Rhubarb-Barbara’s Bar-
barbarian’s bearded baber beer bar-Bärbel!" The three barbarians were also busy wooing. They would die for a smile from Bärbel. But all their wooing was ignored by Bärbel, because Bärbel only had eyes for Barbara. And there was obvious reciprocation. Clearly, Barbara was bi as well as Bärbel. A rainbow of the brightest colours appeared, when Barbara and Bärbel said "I do". The party then took place in the Rhubarb Bar
– of course! – and was unrivalled! The bearded barber was there, the barbarians were there, and there was for sure plenty of rhubarb cake pie! The three barbarians served a Rhubarb-Barbara barbarian barbecue. And later on, for the dance
played the not at all bland Baden-Baden rhubarb bar balladeers. So they said "I do" to each other, Rhubarb-Barbara and her Bärbel – hurray! And soon under the gooseberry bush a baby was found at the rhubarb bar. In addition to Bärbel and Barbara the bearded barber and the barbarians
were also there for the baby. They were all like a huge family and they called the child Emily.
– Ah, nice! Will she later take over the barbershop or stand behind the counter at Barbara's?
– Maybe … After all, it was the Rhubarb-Barbara’s Bar-
barbarian’s bearded baber beer bar baby!