hello hi is this Marissa yeah speaking Hi Marissa my name is jubel from Brook and jubel in the morning seriously yes how are you yeah I know you guys you do oh awesome how you doing I'm I'm doing pretty good how you good nice to meet you you as well have any idea why I might be calling you today um well I guess there's probably a lot of reasons you could be calling I'm calling you today because somebody emailed us for a second date update oh my God have you heard second date updates before oh yeah totally I listen to them all the time never thought that I would be on it though congratulations how many dates have you been on in the last like two weeks um two two okay and of those two was one of them named Roger yes all right well Roger would be the one that emailed us for a second date update yep I bet he did oh really he told us that ditched him in the well he said that you said you got sick but we're all assuming that you ditched him in the middle of a concert yeah was it that subtle dude that's not cool you were his ride man you can't just leave somebody stranded yeah I know you know I'm usually a good person but like this was bad you guys I don't know what he told you but I would love to tell you the true story really okay so tell us what happened so I don't know if he told you this but we met at a car show so I'm pretty surprised when and he shows up to my door on a bicycle he actually told us that he said that he he showed up on a bike and asked you to drive to the concert oh okay he told you that what else did he tell you he told us that and he told us that you guys went to a concert and then that you ditched him like pretty soon after you got there so he didn't tell you anything about the car ride to the concert no nothing are you serious he didn't say anything about the car ride and what he told me no he didn't he just he actually said that you guys had a nice conversation on way there yeah well we have very different definitions of a nice conversation so what happened in the car then so we're in the car and we're driving and he was talking about how expensive drinks at the concert were so he wanted to stop at a liquor store on the way and pick up six-pack and have me smuggle it in in my purse into the concert and you weren't down with that no I said no like I didn't want to get caught and kicked out of the concert and beyond that when I told him no he called me a wet blanket you do sound a little straight Lac when you're so adamant against smuggling Beering well you know you just meet someone and let's be honest it was not a small venue like I've been there before they check purses I knew it wasn't going to work what's the point so he insulted you after like geez just trying to save some money on beer you wet blanket yeah totally but it's almost like you know like I'm driving I'm trying to go with the flow of the night we're going to go to a concert and it's cool so I'm trying to like be open and brush it off a little bit yeah but then we get into the concert and you know it's about 15 minutes into the show things haven't really built up yet and he tries to pick me up and crowd surf me like hand me off to another person what yeah no one else is doing this yet I just met this guy you know like he doesn't know me it's not like I was like do it do it you know help me I'm trying to picture this so he just got behind you and tried to lift you up and then hand you off yeah I was like what are you doing I who crowd surfs anymore anyway I don't know is crowds surfing still a thing I think so at that point like I was a little annoyed but I was like trying to let it go and then the final straw comes right so he tries to get me to flash the band no way did you say to flash them yeah what did he say to you he was like Hey show the B your are you serious why he kept telling me it would be hilarious if I showed the band my boot yeah okay I'm G I'm GNA fall for that one thanks buddy is that when you left yes I said I had to go to the bathroom and I I just went straight for the acccident I thought about like calling a friend getting a second opinion but no I I was just out of there oh my gosh I he sounded so charming and lovable when we talk to him I'm like shocked by this information yeah he sounded that way at the car show to me too but like you know Dr Jackal Mr Hi man show them your boobs you know that he's actually on the other line listening to this conversation and wants to talk to you oh yeah I know okay you do know the second date updates Roger yeah hey hey man Marissa really did it take this to discuss it with you let's let's go over this so so what was the what was the first turn off for you I mean bicycle and me driving oh my gosh okay all right so I have a troubled past like I feel like you were a grownup you were adult maybe you understand you know hey I'm I'm I'm moving on oh wait you're want to talk about it you're talking about adulthood when you're the one that's telling her to show the band her boobs okay well on on that particular note I thought it would be cool that if she showed to ban her boobs then we could maybe get like a backstage pass I would really impress Marissa would bring us that's not impressing me if I'm the one doing the work bring us like snuggling for beer but I have to put my life on the line for going into the show or not it's not putting your life on the line it's having a little fun Marissa you need to lighten up a little bit live a little bit I mean you smuggling beer everybody smuggles beer put it in your purse your socks I don't care your hoodie okay maybe that was an overstatement but come on man you you've never been to that venue before they were checking everything it was just a stupid idea Mara do you even hear what you're saying you're you're talking like somebody who doesn't know how to experience life to the fullest I mean you're gonna stay there if you don't up maybe your definition of living life to the fullest and mine are a little bit different and why wouldn't you be you have socks you could smuggle beer yourself why does she have to do it she's a gorgeous female she can get away with a lot more than I can oh my God okay thank you for the compliment I appreciate that but like beer aside there were so many other things wrong with the date Marissa I feel like I just feel like if you loosen up live a little bit have a little fun we could have another date and we could have a good time I just feel like you were too tight laced it's her fault her fault it's her fault a nipple Marissa what's your problem objectify yourself a little bit for some backstage passes amen I was being sarcastic listen if I'm really that boring why do you want to go out on a DAT with me again because you're at a car show most girls don't go to car shows so boom right there you're my material oh my God yeah and I thought you're my material too but you don't even own a car but he's got car jokes for days I have a car Marissa it's a nice car I just can't drive it okay well Marissa would you like to go out with Roger again we'll pay for a second date pay for the Uber no I'm not up to being told how boring I am for another date it's probably a good call Marissa if you had done the things I told you to you would have had the time of your life it wouldn't have been boring at all sorry my definition of fun just isn't crowd surfing and showing my boobs to strangers yeah you know what you do sound a little boring Rissa I gotta say sorry Roger no second date man go come on thank you for listening and thank you for telling us what happened on your date I appreciate it oh my pleasure it sounds like it Roger good luck in the future I'm sure you'll be able to find a nice lady who will let you show her boobs to strangers exactly that's what we need more of in this country oh my God what else support you 100% brooken jubil in the morning hello hi can I speak with Kevin please yeah that's me Hey Kevin how are you this is jubil from brooken juble in the morning um like the the radio show yeah exactly like it m it is it as a matter of fact okay how are you doing uh I'm I'm doing all right well thank you for listening yeah I I mean I don't like listen withen I'm sort of just aware that you're there that's what I prefer I prefer people who just kind of know we exist but don't actually know the show I take back my compliment so Kevin Sing as you don't listen a lot or maybe have never listened before in your life do you know what a second date update is um no not really okay well it's a segment we do on our show where if you go out on a date with somebody and then end up not calling them back afterwards they email us to see if we can get you on the phone and find out what went wrong so somebody emailed us about you oh who her name is Lindsay you served her some coconut shrimp and then just sort of disappeared on her um I don't know if I'd characterize it that way but yeah I I I kind of know her kind of know that was kind of a happy laugh was that I mean you sound positive about Lindsay oh no I um I didn't think that she was was that into me given how we last interacted what what do you mean well I mean we we we met at this party that I was working right and we were friendly and chatty and I thought you know there's a possibility that something will happen and then you know she invited me to this party at her house which I thought was a good sign and she said it was like a not like a full dinner party but there's going to be some food and friends but it it didn't really turn out that way really she told us the opposite she said that she thought you had a good time and was concerned maybe one of her friends like scared you off oh no I had no problem with her friends it was the way she ran the thing that sort of KCK me off what' she do yeah she actually made you mad well a little bit she asked if I would like go by the grocery store and pick up a couple of things on my way over which you know is fine I suppose if it's a potet kind of thing um so I you know I go to the grocery store I get to her house and she and her friend are still like decorating and putting the place together and she shows me to the kitchen and says all right you know sort of get started I'll you know be in and you know check on you wait a minute she made it sound like she invited you over early so that you guys could have some one-on-one time before the party yeah not so that you could do her work yeah there was not a whole lot of one-on-one time aside from her coming in and like tasting the things that I was trying and making suggestions on how to fix it like you know a little more red pepper a little less salt things like that so it was one-on-one time with you and a stove making food for her friends for the most part yeah and then she criticized what you were making a little bit a little bit so did you ask her about that did you go hey maybe you want to join me in here and help me cook I didn't get that far because then people you know like the rest of the guest started showing up and they all brought like pre-made stuff so well I'm the only one in the kitchen making the hot stuff and you know as soon as it's ready like you know I I finish a plate of tomato capres or whatever like they come in and hustle the plate out of the room to the party and I'm left there with empty counters and more things on the stove so I like I was I was working the party I wasn't participating in it I mean did at any point did you just think like I must have misunderstood what she wanted for me and she actually is going to pay me for this I mean that's the only thing that I could think of given that we met at a catering event she must have thought that you know that's that's what I do you know did she pay you for your services no no that's the thing she didn't even like reimburse me or anything for the grocery she asked me to pick up on the way over really she didn't even reimburse you all right well yeah I went to a party and worked it and end up losing money on well I think we need to be bill collectors here and try to get your money at least Kevin because she's actually on the other line listening and wants to talk to you what are you talking about I mean Lindsay's listening Lindsay you there uh yeah hi I'm here oh Lindsay you dog um okay what's happening right now I'm really sorry Kevin I did not mean to give you the impression that I hired you to cook for my party um it's kind of hard for me to draw another conclusion given that what I did that night was cook for your party well I think the key there is hired because that means she would have paid you for it so okay here's the thing like I totally H I think I bit off more than I could chew and I didn't realize how long the decorations were going to take me and so I thought that we were going to have one-on-one time more so and I didn't mean to criticize your cooking it was partially joking I kind of have a sarcastic mean sense of humor sometimes so sometimes you're mean to the help that's not a very good quality ly that's not nice guys okay I'm really trying to I feel really bad about this Kevin because that's not what I intended at all I really wanted to spend time with you and I thought that at a certain point that you were staying in the kitchen because you were uncomfortable socializing with my friends what that's why I I kept coming back in to just like run things by you because I was trying to connect with you but I thought that you wanted to be in there what okay is that why that one time you came in and tossed me an apron said here don't get anything on yourself is that what that was for that's that's a bided connection I just figured like you're a caterer you love cooking I I didn't to take you away from something that you love doing oh wow yeah that's what I do for work when you invited me to a party I was hoping that I would be at a party and not another job on my off day right okay well Kevin it's not completely my fault because I didn't think that it would take you as long as it did to make all those dishes like if if I had known that then I probably would have only had you make one or two do you hear what you're saying right now I do I don't think I'm in the wrong okay so first off you plan a dinner party poorly you don't have all the ingredients for all the dishes you want so you have me pick them up then I cook them too slowly for your plan and somehow this is my fault yeah Kevin you're a jerk that's that's the same recap that I'm here Kevin okay no matter what happens Kevin I'm sorry and I really do like you and if you will have me I would really love if we just did a regular one-on-one date and just forget the whole party Okay Kevin would you like to go out with Lindsay again on a second date we will pay for it we'll buy the ingredients you can make the food one more time what you got with her again I'm not really feeling it you know it was just a little too weird I don't think we know enough about what's going on okay Kevin I totally understand but if I did have a party again would you be able to come work and I would actually hire you oh my God you think about that Kevin um if you're willing to pay in advance slum game all right I'd name a high price Kevin if I not a successful date that you guys got out of it but Kevin at least you got a job opportunity and Lindsay your next dinner part is going to be delicious Kevin I'm really happy that that's behind us and I'm looking forward to paying you a solid wage you know what that's better than a date I think I've always wanted a woman to say to me that they'd pay me a solid wage Bren ju in the morning hello hey is this Rebecca um yes hello Rebecca pleasure to make your acquaintance what are you doing how people talk who is this hey this is jubble from Brook and jubel in the morning it's a radio show yeah sorry about that what who is this really my name is jubel from brooken jubil in the morning it's a radio show I talk like people do understand it you you're calling me from the radio right now yes yes how are you um uh I'm you sound confused as what you sound could it be the accent or could it be the radio part who knows I what I what is this about well we do a segment on our show it's called the second date update and you went out with a dude named Robert a little while ago yeah okay yeah and Robert emailed us because he told us all about your date and he also told us that you aren't calling him back or returning any of his text messages and he was wondering why this is the weirdest thing that's ever happened to me what I don't is this this is for Real it is unless you haven't gone out with a guy named Robert yeah no I I did I I did so yeah is there a particular reason you don't want to see Robert again you know I uh I just I just don't think that Robert and I will work out in the end that's all he doesn't see that at all okay um can you give us any information to give to him Ian that's why we do these just so people can figure out what they're doing wrong in dating and Robert really wants to know especially when he said that you kissed him in the middle of the date oh yeah okay wow he I okay so he yeah he told he told us yeah he did tell us that whoa either you liked him or you really like the popcorn that you traded the kiss for oh my are you kidding me this is I thought it was oh boy yeah if somebody kisses me in the middle of a date I usually think the date is going well but it sounds like you know well it was it was going well then so when did it change well oh my okay so I don't know if he told you what went out to dinner afterwards after this game and um this thing happened at dinner and it was just weird and awkward and it was kind of a big deal and I I honestly I I can't get it out of my head and I just I mean it's it's that big and I just it's that big it's that big it's so big it's found that out at dinner how the six-year-old was at dinner with them what are you talking about well I hope that didn't happen then oh my am I right am I reading into what you're saying right Rebecca she me the situation it was the situation oh okay what can you tell us what happened God he's really curious okay um we finished eating dinner and his son asked for some ice cream and this his kid is six and so Robert tells him no he can't have ice cream then he literally said well your team lost and ice cream is for winners ice cream is for winners bral what was the kid's response he just like he looked so sad and defeated like he' already like lost his game like it was it was they're I mean they're six they couldn't reach the basket like nobody scored it was the worst like right it was like one basket was a winning like and he just looked so sad and like just heartbroken like it was just this simple little request after dinner and it was just so harsh and it was it was heartbreaking like I have my own kid and I would never like it broke my heart I I just thought like what a jerk think about that the next time they lose game I know you guys are joking but growing up my dad was my softball coach forever and when we were in elementary school we only got ice cream when we won not my parents he always got ice cream but that was like understood going into it like if we win we get ice cream if we don't we go home oh wow I mean that's harsh for a kid I think I just think like it's ice cream it's it's not like what teaching I want to teach my my kids that there's more than just like what the final score is in a basketball game that that's well did you ask him what his like philosophy was with the no ice cream thing no I didn't but I mean his son was right there and he just looked so sad and I mean I didn't want to make a thing of it in front of his kid right because get into a whole big conversation she's like I'll buy him some ice cream yeah and we were done then I mean dinner is over I just wanted to leave then yeah okay but it seems like you could at least have told them like hey our parenting theories don't match up they don't our parenting skills are very different but I just didn't want to make a thing of it in front of his son well he is on the phone listening right now and wants to talk to you he wait he he's where I don't know I'm somewhere but he's on the phone like I don't know where he's physically sitting if that was your question but he is on the other line and wants to talk to you I hope you're joking hi Rebecca nope not joking that's Robert oh I mean if you had a problem like this is the problem you should have uh told me about it you should have me brought it up to I mean my son knows the rules at home you know when you win you get ice cream you don't win nothing well I think it was it was pretty clear if you were listening to my whole call that I feel differently about winning versus losing and rewards and something as simple as ice cream you did see your son's face right you broke his heart it was the saddest thing to see his face like that he's six years old he wasn't running hard enough he could have run faster they lost I mean know I have to be tough on my son you know I'm trying to prepare my son for adulthood you know you know you have to you have to work hard you have to win yeah when he's the next like CEO of some major company who writes a book called ice cream is for winners you'll see Robert I mean what what is the purpose of of doing the ice cream only for winning give him motivation so he can work harder you know I teach him to play hard to be a winner to give it his all not to have on the basketball court I mean if you have a different parenting style I mean that's probably quite obvious in the way that you were you were brought up in the way way you're raising your kid maybe I don't know so you're judging me right now that's what's happening you're judging me because I would give my kid ice cream in this situation absolutely I believe that ice cream is for winners I believe that wholeheartedly okay and if you don't agree with that then maybe you're the one that's not being a good parent whoa dude shots fired I mean all I can say is that this basketball was more than half the size of your child you think he needs to run fast he like he's 6 years old I mean I mean I don't I don't understand I don't understand this like food for winning thing I mean you didn't even you brought me some plain dry popcorn you didn't put butter or salt on this popcorn and I still gave you a kiss so how about that Robert I'll tell you why you gave me a kiss it's because I'm a winner Rebecca oh my God Rebecca I am so sorry for defending this guy for moments before we actually talk to him yeah if you have to identify yourself as a winner that is the most loser thing you could possibly do yeah that is true well in that case would you like to go on a second date with Robert Rebecca we will pay for it oh my God no no you sure want to think about it some more definitely still know even more know than it was that per I dude and Robert lighting up on your six-year-old man that's intense my son is going to thank me about 20 years from now when he's making seven figure salary thanking that his dear old dad pushed him harder on the basketball court so run that little bit more than the other kids you know you have to be tough in this world and if you guys there recording studio I don't agree with that and I sincerely suggest you like look at your own lives and how you were brought up and how you're raising your own children oh my God yeah I'm sure he's going to be thinking you or his therapist is for all the money he's going to have to pay and Rebecca I see the future and it will be your child washing my son's car what dude rude you're crazy you're like a crazy human like of course you are you called the radio to try to deal with this you couldn't even read my social signs on the ride home that you that you were treating kid like a like he is a Theo he's six he's I mean it was a big deal he got his shorts to stay up for the the whole good point um I don't really have anything else to say I think I said it all yeah I think we are Rebecca said she doesn't want to go out with you again so you do not get a second date Robert loser you say loser I say winner and all you guys can go to hell all right well you don't get a second date so I'm guessing no ice cream after this whole phone call for you Robert but keep winning Bren jub in the morning hello is this Britney yes hi Britney how are you this is jubble from Brook and jubil in the morning are you serious I am serious oh my God okay hi hi what's going on hi Britney not not much what are you all doing we're just hanging out you know figured we'd give you a call and check in and see how your day is going okay why are you calling me it's a great question well I want to talk to you about something for a second something you might not even remember okay it happened back when you were in high school oh gosh is this for real or like is this a prank no this is not a prank this is for Real okay this is a little different but okay so there was a dude named Trevor that you went to high school with do you remember a guy named Trevor Trevor in my class yeah let me see if I can jog your memory a little bit okay so you guys went to high school together I guess he was in one of your classes and one day you guys studied together okay that still could be a lot of people well I'm thinking you might remember studying with this guy he was a freshman and you were a sophomore okay and I guess you guys had geometry together okay and one day after school you went over to his house to study okay okay nothing yet there remember in Trevor no not really okay um well the only another way that I think I could get you to remember him is he tried to impress you with a veggie tray oh my God got it just so you remember you remember the veggie TR I do I do remember that oh that was the karate guy karate veggie tray guy yeah so and Trevor actually emailed us because he wanted us to get a hold of you because he had a huge crush on you in high school and I guess still kind of has a crush on you and saw you on Facebook the other day and wanted to see if you'd go out with him yeah oh my God are you for real I am 100% serious yeah he told us the whole story about how you asked him to study and it was like seriously the most memorable moment of all of his high school career oh God oh my God that's so weird were you interested were you interested in Trevor in high school or was that just a study session for you I just needed to pass geometry and he he was the smart guy no doubt he was a smart was it obvious that he liked you though I don't know I mean he was younger so you know how it is like the younger guys you know look up to the older girls right and as a sophomore you don't want to date a freshman I mean come on yeah mean this whole thing was so long ago I kind of remember that afternoon it would be hard to forget with the the veggie tray but um you know it it didn't get like totally weird until the next day when his mom called me wait his mom called you yeah oh my God I've never told anybody about this yes his mom called me and she told me that Trevor had been like really really upset and crying in his room man oh my gosh and was just all devastated and she wanted me to make sure that I knew that like he was a really good kid and and that the veggie tray was her idea oh my God she so she actually called you to let you know the vegg TR thing was hers yes she said she was just trying to help her son on his first day oh my God I am mortified for him oh my God I was dying because I'm like this was not a date and I'm trying to explain to her it's like I need to help with geometry that's it that's all so you're like we were actually just studying that's all I wanted to go over there and do a study yeah oh gosh it was crazy and she went on and on about how all he wanted to do was kiss me and she was trying to help him but she didn't know what like how it worked these days and so you know she was all so apologetic about the vegetables it wasn't about the vegetable were you just stunned on the other end of the phone I wouldn't even have know what to say I'm embarrassed as a kid it's so nerve-wracking like when an adult call you in the first place but the end of the conversation she was trying so hard I mean I guess it was kind of sweet that she offered to drive us to the movies if we wanted to to have a date and I was just like um no thank you goodbye oh my gosh you could have destroyed him in high school sharing that story but I didn't have the heart to do that because you know it's so tough anyway and I I remember that's why I didn't talk about it I didn't tell him about it that is nice of you that's really nice of you not to put him on blast for his whole High School I wonder if he knows cuz he didn't mention to us about his mom calling you when we talked to him I hope for his sake he doesn't know he doesn't need to know whatever his mom told him if he didn't know before he knows now cuz he's on the other line listening to this conversation no yes Trevor what's up oh my God Trevor you there oh my God I'm so sorry I'm mortified I can't believe any of this is happening I I can't believe it either my mom's horrible she she loves you you got to give her that did you know your mom had done that Trevor no not at all we had never talked about it oh man she came home and she asked me how it went and I I I'm sure I probably like just went to my room or something I don't know I don't I don't really remember crying sure Trevor you were such a nice guy and it was so nice of you to be willing to help me with geometry but that was a crazy day well that's I mean you're you're still very sweet if you're able to say all that so I me I hope maybe if you want to we can you know go on a second date if we or first another first date another first that's better that's better better first date I promise there will be no vegetables and there will be no mothers all meat date it's been a long time since you guys have seen each other yeah yeah but I got to say I'm a lot different than what I was in high school I don't do karate I don't wear my outfits to school anymore I mean I I actually play the mandolin now and yeah so I'm a lot cooler than I used to be nice he put down the veggie tray and picked up an instrument I don't even know exactly what a mandolin is well you can find out Britney would you like to go on a first SLC date with Trevor 10 years later we will pay for it I can't believe he even remembers me um it would be fun to catch up I what about like lunch or something like that I think that that could be okay no pressure lunch of course I'm gonna have lunch with that would be fantastic right well awesome congratulations Trevor I I don't know if we can call this a date yet but at least you get to go out with Britney it's a ketchup it's a ketchup it's a ketchup that's awesome thank you guys so much this is really fun a great day you have to call your mother and chew her out for that whole incident tell her I said hi BR and juble in the morning