thank you [Music] [Music] thank you welcome you to the not your life hello yeah I started wash earlier I said you look really nice by the way yeah I think I think mm-hmm [Music] this is really fun about coming all the time oh so this is this is the spot where you bring all your dates [Music] the laundry online Dayton's been together so um re covid it's fun you know you could have told me that you were bringing me here to watch you do your weekly wash we agreed to it what's the second date I get to watch you clean your bathroom on the third date I get to watch you take a [ __ ] oh not in my life for real if you're into that so yeah each machine requires a specified amount of clearance from every wall the top is 17 inches the back is two inches and the front is why do you know this I Googled it what you don't do research before you go on a museum day or whatever this stopped being a date when I saw your old ass boxer spinning in that machine wow how many siblings do you say oh my God can you just not for like five seconds which is like five seconds yeah five seconds yes okay five Mississippi four Mississippi oh my God oh my God no I can't stop if you would tell me just one the equally important thing about you okay I don't [ __ ] with cheese lactose intolerant okay but maybe something a little bit I already gave you my answer because let me tell you I've been doing my research for three hours last night see the back consists okay okay okay okay okay I can't wait when I was uh younger and all the girls would be daydreaming about their wedding so the Last Detail the only time I'd ever think about boys was when I'd be fantasizing about arguing with them they'd be saying the wildest Things I'd be saying the wildest Things and if we stayed it meant maybe we were going to work out right so is there like a society for this level of toxicity or or maybe even a subscription why are you this way it's worth doing it language not me yeah no you've given no context whatsoever that take arguments yeah whatever but nine times out of ten by the time you're arguing with someone you're not hearing you your perspective means [ __ ] so why bother sharing it and how's that worked out for you surprise blessings actually yeah spend less time fighting the waves and laugh more time surfing it dude you said you came in with your mom from America no I didn't you close no it's probably made it easier to leave why did you you ever heard of fomo no I'm joking I'm joking I'm joking I'm sorry please I have this thing it's like the opposite of that I like to get out of situations before they get you know oh it's messy complicated what's your important thing what you asked me for my important thing so what is your important thing View you enemy impossible we'll see but I swear that's what they do the orders told them to put up their [ __ ] or do it themselves send them to kunch y side okay tell them to find the toilet [ __ ] out and then sell it so for like every gram of the stuff that you buy you're getting 0.5 milligrams of E coli and [ __ ] is nasty ew what I can relate what the [ __ ] please stop talking no no no for like whenever you go and get a Brazilian butt wax for part of it you've got to be lying down face down with your ass in the air and your bare hands splitting your cheeks for some beautician whose name you do not know and yet she knows the inner passageways of your [ __ ] better than you ever will maybe when all of this is over and very loud outside again maybe I'll [ __ ] around and get a butt wax oh you know femininity equality solidarity okay what why are you looking me like that so yeah my sis was just like isn't it weird how they just come into the world and love you straight away before you even had a chance to show them your floors and so to protect their little hearts you hide yours or your fears and anxieties anger [Music] insecurities do I cry [Music] I'll do it in the shower so I never know what's my tears and what's the water that's funny [Music] you know when you watch porn I never said I don't watch porn you know when you watch porn and you're watching something you never want your mom to see you watch like man [ __ ] Christmas tree or what makes you think that's what we watch because we I mean specifically you like that's what you would watch yeah obviously yeah anyway um you know when you're finished and you're looking at the screen and then down at your newly flaccid penis with like this total look of disgust that's how I feel when I cry just Why'd You Come to stay easy it's stupid easy to meet a guy on a nap it's stupid impossible to make a friend in this climate I have no one in this country so if I was to catch covid then who's gonna bring me groceries or if I was to end up in hospital who's begging the doctors to come and see me or if I was to die you're basically on dating apps trying to recruit a healthcare system like her Carol because I know in the US you've got like this weird [ __ ] up system but here we have the NHS oh my God which means things like that you get for free crazy in it so this toxic subscription package thing is there a way for you to get out of it and is there a way that I can make sure I avoid it I'm being deadly serious maybe it's kind of like that full movie [Music] you're just afraid of missing out on being missed call you [Music] on [Music] I believe in her life [Music] [Music] look at me [Applause] I think this was yours [Music] [Applause] so remember what that is again like a baby's boob we can scrap right now if you want oh we can we can you don't think it's cute what do you think about kids well I I don't know if I can have kids uh because I had a miscarriage seriously no um I'm joking obviously joking remember when I um said that thing about how I like to get out of situations you know kids and babies that's like the definition of mess [Music] what will not mess are you kind of free to go now that's not you well um enjoy your butt wax yeah I'm sure I 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