oh come on Joseph Drake totally won that rap battle no way dude kid your bed his ass no Drake has more Grammys and more number one hits bro when he dropped not like us it was over nail in the casket nail in the coffin what this Sayang is nail in the coffin bro I don't care either way his ass is dead Drake has more hits Than the Beatles bro Drake is a pop star Kendrick got a pull a surprise I don't care what kind of surprise Kendrick has he's not better than Drake what's going on you heard of the Kendrick Lamar Drake beef no the rap battle between Kendrick Lamar and Drake No Jesus you know who is yeah you know who Kendrick Lamar is kind of he doesn't know who Kendrick Lamar is no you know who Kendrick Lamar no he knows who Drake is cuz Drake's more famous and better Drake is lame all right let me explain to you the rap battle between Kendrick Lamar and Drake so Kendrick Lamar made a song saying he makes better music than Drake and then Drake said you wear small shoes for your small feet what a bizarre thing to say and you beat your wife oh and then K Lamar goes well you have a daughter you're hiding from the world and you're a manipulator and you shouldn't say the nword because you're not really black and then Drake said the n-word a lot and then said well you your your manager is banging your your baby mama and then K Lamar said you're a pedophile and then Drake said I don't have a daughter but what about the pedophile thing oh and then he goes I'm I'm too famous to be a pedophile if I was one of those I'd be caught because I'm so famous well that doesn't make sense yeah so that's that's the beef who won well from what you just told me it sounds like Kendrick Lamar won oh come on Drake is bigger and more famous and he can sing and rap KRA can't sing come on it doesn't even matter he Kindra has bars dude doesn't matter okay whatever just so dumb my biggest fear though my biggest fear is Kendrick Lamar dissing me because I don't want to be a pedophile all right Junior Kendrick Lamar doesn't even know you exist but what if he does know I exist and one day I wake up and he's just dissing me and the whole world thinks I'm a pedophile well I don't think you have to worry about that I don't know it's so scary cuz Drake was so famous and now everyone thinks he's a pedophile yeah it's a valid fear dude do you think Kendrick Lamar could make Taylor Swift a pedophile oh definitely dude he's like the Thanos of rap one snapping you're a pedophile I know kend Lamar is so scary he's my biggest fear guys did you hear P scream no oh oh my God that was Chef pipe screaming let's go see what's going on oh my God Chef PE we heard you scream are you okay oh yeah I'm perfectly fine I was applying for jobs on LinkedIn you already have a job why are you applying for jobs look cuz I hated here I hate existing breathing and even seeing you every freaking morning but I'm stuck here look I was applying for jobs on lein and Kendrick Lamar is hiring for a new personal chef and he's coming here to try my food and if he likes it I will get hired oh no Chef peee he's going to call you a pedophile the [ __ ] listen your your cooking is really bad Chef peee your food is gross and when Kendrick Lamar tastes it he's going to hate it he's going to make a diss track on your food and he's going to call you a pedophile no he won't look my food is wonderful you eat it every night and I'm no damn pedophile I like thick white milks well Drake's not a pedophile but Kendrick Lamar called him a pedophile so people call Drake a pedophile now wait he he has that type of power Kendrick Lamar has the most power if kendri Lamar calls you something you're that thing now look look don't worry about it I I'm not afraid of it I I can cook a perfect meal and he's going to like it either way can you please just call Kit lar and tell him not to come no I need this damn job Junior probably just call your a pedophile if you cancel on it what I'm not a damn pedophile it won't work okay just please just try to cook your best food get out of here junior I'm going to make the best meal ever for Mr K Lamar oh man guys we need to do something why because when Kendrick Lamar tastes Chef pee's horrible cooking he's going to make a diss track and call him names or he's just going to not hire chef peee and not need to make a diss track no no no kendri Lamar loves making diss tracks now yeah dude his finishing move is any careers yeah this how he solves his problems okay so what do we do okay I think what we should do is order food from a very famous restaurant and replace shef pipi's bad food with the food from the restaurant so when K Lamar tastes it he loves the food okay but if he loves the food and he hires Chef peee the next time Chef peee Cooks it'll be bad and he's going to know Chef peee Li to him and then he's probably going to make a diss track oh you're right we're trying to avoid the diss track yeah okay what if we order food from a restaurant that's not good but it's also not bad like it's just mediocre it's just okay food well I feel like if we don't do anything he's going to think it's just okay and not make a diss track and just leave no no no ship's food is so bad it's it's diss track worthy it's awful so we need to order food from a restaurant that's not good but also not bad Denny's Denny's yeah Denny's okay what should we order from Denny's a moons over my hamy what about a grand slamwich yeah they're interchangeable either one will work I'll order both and we decide which one is not as good okay all right here's the Denny's oh God Junior this Grand slamwich looks like throw up what is that what is that oh it looks like looks like throw up right there oh it's nasty well look the moons over my hamy looks pretty good should we give this to Kendrick Lamar yeah I think we should definitely go with the moons over my hamy cuz this Grand slamwich doesn't look so Grand all right I'm going to go replace this with whatever shef peip is cooking [ __ ] slamwich right guys [ __ ] looks like [ __ ] I grabbed the bread you need the whole thing you're going to piss Kendrick off if you don't get the bread bro Chef peee you out did yourself this time a [ __ ] Masterpiece Chef peee what did you cook for Kendrick Lamar the perfect meal ever a T-bone steak wait Chef peipi why is it green because it's a dry a steak the drier the better the older the better so you just like left the steak outside yeah I left it in the grass you know what I'm saying let it get old a little bit it's going to make them sick it's going to give you food poisoning no it's not I I read online that's what makes it all good and gives it more flavor look just get out the way I know what I'm doing oh yeah that thing look good Mr K I got your steak for you he's going to love it oh hey shfp what's the grapes for steaks and grapes it's a perfect fit duh idiot he's going to love it that's him that's him oh my God okay I have to be quick oh yeah he's going to love that hello Mr Kendrick Lamar damn oh my God K Lamar It's really you oh yeah you really been Drake Over I listen to all your music I'm a big fan oh I made you the best thing ever damn okay is all you're going to say is damn damn okay well come on in I cook your dinner damn all right Mr Kendrick Lamar here is your food wait I didn't cook that damn where's my steak where's my steak you you what did you do with my damn steak all right Chef peip I did you a favor so calm down I didn't want Kendrick Lamar to make a diss track about you and call you a pedophile so I replaced the steak you cooked with a moons over my hammy from Denny's Denny's is the worst meal you could choose hold on he might like it we don't know yet hey guys what's going on hey Cody you see that over there Kendrick Lamar oh is that who that is yeah can you go ask him if he's enjoying his food yeah sure I can ask him oh Junior I don't want to watch this look if he's having a good time he still might hire you hey there Mr Lamar my name's Cody damn oh is everything okay damn well you sure her saying damn a lot damn oh I see that's the name of your album damn yeah well are you enjoying your moons over myamy damn oh is that a no damn he's kind of a weird guy isn't he Ken are you talking to your doll oh this is not a doll this is my boyfriend what is that do you think he can talk well of course he can talk he's my boyfriend and breathe well yeah he is alive but what what are you uh what are you writing what um he is a weird guy isn't he K don't worry Chef peee he's probably going to like the moons over my hand oh co Cody I need to know what did he say please tell me well he didn't really say much of anything he just said damn wait damn was it a good damn bad them what I don't know he didn't even taste the food but didn't taste it what what's wrong with it I I don't know he just wrote down a bunch of stuff and then he ran away a damn he's a fullone Critic well what' he write down I don't know he didn't show me a man hopefully I get my review in the mail in like a week or so it better be good let us know what he says Chef peipi I'm nervous oh dude what did Kendrick Lamar say about the food he didn't say anything he didn't even try it oh man I know why he probably thought Drake poisoned it [ __ ] I would poison it if I was Drake ultimate Revenge you just said he was writing stuff down yeah and he asked a bunch of questions about Ken I told him he was my boyfriend then he just started writing I don't think he's gay so he's probably not going to steal your boyfriend look the news that was your line oh the news [Music] breaking news Kendrick Lamar has released a new diss track targeted towards a kid named Cody he made a diss track on you Cody why I didn't even do anything let's see what he has to say zot z e walk play that [ __ ] backwards it might mean something I see Dead Dolls on be mus on the be ho no kid a freaking dog just believe yo no way you think that he's alive be real bro carrying around a piece of plastic like a [ __ ] deal though I'm tired of you weird ass [ __ ] in your GI Jo's PL shirt four wi and you got no hoes you say k alive [ __ ] better check your nose K can move and tell me why he can't change that pose k a [ __ ] dog bch kiss a [ __ ] dog he can't breathe he can't breathe he can't breathe [ __ ] he can't breathe he can't breathe he can't do it he can't do it he can't take a [ __ ] breath he can't do it he can't do it he can't take a [ __ ] breath he a plastic ass niggaer and Cody play with dolls atic ass [ __ ] and Cody play with dolls ass oh no Cody well at least he didn't call you a pedophile oh that [ __ ] on pedophile he like boy booty he play with dolls too what that doesn't even make any sense I'm a kid not going to lie bro that was pretty fire and it was spot on I agree with everything he says but why would he say that I didn't do anything to him I'm not a rapper well maybe he saw you being weird with Ken and he just wanted to make fun of you I mean you don't do weird stuff in front of K Lamar he'll call you out yeah you walk around with Ken all day you're just asking for it dude but why would Kendrick Lamar say those things well are you going to respond well respond I can't respond I want bad things could I say about him oh you're a multi-millionaire with a bunch of Grammys and a pet surprise and also you beat Drake one of the most famous people in the world oh yeah that'll show him [ __ ] say something yeah you got to respond with something well I can't respond with what was that Ken well Ken want wants to respond but he does yeah well Ken I don't think this is a good idea he's not going to care about your abs or that you're an astronaut or a rocket scientist he's not going to care that you were in the Barbie movie Ken probably cuz he's a doll dude he's not a doll Joseph and also Kendrick Lamar okay you know what I'm going to take Ken to the studio so he can spit I'm just kidding Ken doesn't spit he swallows loads but don't say that in the song Ken I don't think people will like that okay guys we're back from the studio Ken recorded the hardest rap song ever I mean he spit bars I burned it onto a CD and I put it in the PlayStation in front of us wait how old are you [ __ ] well it's on the TV up there there's there's a TV I promise we just never show it but guys you guys want to watch the music video that Ken made by himself let's watch [Music] it oh oh damn oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh you guys hear that oh bodied right oh ken it spitting up there where's the lyrics Cody what what are you talking about he's singing the lyrics Don't you hear him damn maybe we can't hear him because he's a doll he's not a doll and how can you guys not hear what he's saying Cody there's no words to this song it's just a beat wait you guys are telling me you didn't just hear him say kot more like kot can't hang with the big shots your legacy's a short story built on weak plots I'm the truth spitter a real glitter [ __ ] you're just a pretender just a bitter Critter you didn't hear him say that no wait so you guys are telling me you didn't just hear him say so here's my diss track kot take it to heart you're just another rapper playing Another Part you act like you're a legend but let's rewind you weren't relevant till you just Drake Now give me that behind you didn't hear any of that he did not say that no what are you guys deaf there's no word it's just a beat he can't record music cuz he's a doll well maybe I have to turn up the vocals I told you can me turn the vote Cody I I I've been thinking about it I think it's just smart not to respond to Kendrick Lamarcus and he's going to reply with even worse disc and even worse disc and I think what's best is just take Norm and he'll go away okay if you guys think so yeah just delete that song you recorded dude what you think K Lamar is doing now H pedophile die Drake this get him w w w [Music]