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Dirty Jokes in Cartoons

do you have a dirty mind well chances are probably yes if you're watching this video So today we're going to look at a few of the dirtiest jokes that you probably missed in certain cartoons so let's do this in zootopia great movie when officer Judy Hopps puts Nick in his place with a line that even the adults in the audience had to think twice about I mean I am just a dumb bunny but we are good at multiplying okay so that's clearly alluding to intercourse and mating this video is definitely getting demonetized by the way so watch it while you can when The Simpsons introduce needs Feed and Seed formerly Chucks and went over some people's heads huh oh I'm reading the explanation at the bottom so Eid at the end of each word now let's do it with Chuck so it's Chucks and yeah okay that's kind of high IQ though I don't think people watching this show would have picked up on that when Gronk pitched a tent in The Emperor's New Groove okay I think that's pretty clear what's going on there don't need to use too much imagination for that if you're a guy watching this you know exactly what's going on if you're a girl watching this stay pure when Buzz Lightyear had a really hard time hiding when he was excited so what's her name Jesse I think he sees her and then his wings go out and since he's a toy and he doesn't have the other area his wings are acting as his I've actually never picked up on that so that's pretty good now we're moving on to Monster House this movie feels like a fever dream there's chowder that must be the uvula oh so it's a girl house what okay so I get what they're doing here there's also a female anatomy part which of course we can't show which is somewhat similar I suppose in spelling and in length and I think that's what he's likely referring to dirty joke nonetheless surprised they got that in there alright so this is The Flash fastest man alive which might explain why you can't get a date I don't think I need to explain that one there's nothing wrong with it you know you go at your own speed you do what you got to do I'm talking about running of course nice to meet you Robin I'm the professor he met us in his laboratory by accident it's okay Professor I was an accident too where are all these jokes coming from like I watched this show and I've never heard this before because I definitely would have processed this and it had been like traumatized from it but I don't remember this whatsoever even the professor's facial expression he clearly understands what she was alluding to don't worry about it my dreams were shattered years ago how many are years ago how old are you this is the classic parent hate their kid Trope which honestly is one of the worst because I think all parents should be loving their children and if you're a kid watching this right now go and hug your parents because they love you very much and you should love them back and don't give them a hard time because they care for you don't know how a dirty video just turned into a life lesson but that's how it goes here whenever their masculinity is threatened they shrink in size or when it's cold outside okay Rocco picking berries all right that was definitely not a berry that was uh a Bali we have the greatest movie of all time Shrek here donkey says so this must be Lord farquaad's Castle to which Shrek replies do you think maybe he's compensating for something I don't know if he's talking about his height or something else but by the look of Shrek's body language I think it's something else Shrek looks very confident as well so we could probably assume that Shrek's packing this is in the Rugrats man they cut my cord and Phil says consider yourself lucky now I don't know if this is a circumcision joke or the fact that Phil is a male and he obviously will have something there either way though it's definitely a dirty joke that they got away with and for that I commend them all right let's see this subtle joke in Ratatouille so the chef says one can get too familiar with vegetables you know all right so unfortunately I know what that means immediately be it a carrot or a cucumber these are vegetables that people get way too familiar with so this Chef is indeed right I just recently watched Ratatouille I don't even remember this line this might be like some Mandela effect thing happening right now but that's all to say that Ratatouille definitely snuck some stuff in there I have this tiny uh little uh and it's Alfredo Linguini who's making this very small little gesture but he's clearly alluding to the rat on his head saying I have a little rat Chef that cooks for me but when that girl looks at him I forget her name I think her name's Nora she looks like a Nora doesn't she he thinks that he's talking about you know look doubloons don't drop them there could be a lot of reasons for this though like you don't want to drop the soap in general because then it gets dirty and then you wash your body with it or does soap get dirty can soap get dirty that's a tough question I would say yes soap can get dirty because it could transfer dirt to your body anyways I don't think he's alluding to dropping them in prison and if he is they definitely got away with a very dirty joke groupies flash Lightning McQueen in Cars were like your biggest fans kachow I love being me and Owen Wilson voice though what they're flashing them and it's like the tires are acting as their melons okay time for Toy Story 3 which I never watched I know this guy's like super evil though right I don't know what his goal is I don't know what his plan is I don't know what bro's doing but Mr Potato Head says to him hey no one takes my wife's mouth but me and they're saying that he's making a fellatio related joke which I guess makes sense I mean why else would he say that unless he's talking about kissing her which is honestly likely more the case because it's a Disney movie but I guess as we've seen already Disney does not really care about their morals when Rugrats got way too grown up and I guess that's Tommy Pickles showing her name starts with a C I think his pants which I don't know the context of this no context can basically get past this joke this is objectively I mean I'm trying to hide being a dirty joke like what context I'm curious could this be considered normal and not a dirty reference like maybe he's showing no there's nothing I have nothing truthfully Harley Quinn and her pie want to try some of my pie I think that's a stretch she's just soaked in pie although then again Harley Quinn is like super like that isn't Lady Gaga playing Harley Quinn in the next like Joker SpongeBob says Patrick your Genius is showing where and he covers Up Genius sounds very close like you guys complete the sentence all right so here's some miscommunication in SpongeBob SpongeBob don't let that guy sit on you be assertive not insertive oh okay but to be fair SpongeBob's putting his finger in the guy's pocket and he's inserting that it's not something else don't get it twisted SpongeBob is a very PG show actually it's not but you know what I mean all right so Cat in the Hat dirty hoe I'm sorry baby I love you this movie's so good that one I started to pick up on because I think I watched Cat in the Hat when I was 12 and I think when I was 12 is when I started to really develop like a dirty mind I started to reach puberty probably around like 11 is that normal I think I had a beard pretty early not a beard but like facial hair like a mustache growing in I remember the number one thing to show that a guy was experiencing puberty was underarm hair like when that started to come that was like the first instance of oh my gosh what's happening and I think that was like 10. all right so this is from Gumball and I always see this meme okay I see there's tissues in the corner he's taken aback that somebody walked into the room and it looks like he's looking at like a banana cream pie or something clearly something that is uh meant to be NSFW it actually might look like a tangerine I don't know what bananas like to watch but clearly he did something wrong if he offended uh Gumball who's shocked is that Gumball I don't watch the show all right Beauty and the Beast beast says I've never felt this way about anyone oh that's so cute I want to do something for her but what and the clock says well there's the usual things flowers chocolates promises you don't intend to keep that's not really dirty that's just like an adult joke that's like something that only adults that have experienced heartbreak would ever understand but a lot of people don't keep promises kids don't keep promises either kids are some of the biggest Liars out there if you're a kid you're a liar I don't care Daffy Duck and he's reading a play duck magazine I never picked up on that because again like when I watched this show I was unaware about Playboy but looking back pretty cool if they inserted that so this is from edit and Eddie don't touch yourself is one of the notes on the bathroom that's as clear as it like I would have never picked up on that I'm sure the Scene goes like way too quickly for me to actually read it but the fact that you have that Post-It note on your wall I don't think that the animators were trying to hide anything here FYI this is a hook ER yeah because it's a toy with a hook on it Sid always had the weirdest toys like that one little doll with like the Chia Pet Hair coming out of it with one eye always scared me and then also the fact that he put like a duck's head on top of like some GI Joe doll Sid was just like a messed up kid in general I think Sid in and of himself is like a dirty joke like he's like a scary human he represents the adult world because yeah what is that all right this is from Hey Arnold you're not too old grandpa and you've still got plenty of brain cells no not since Woodstock I don't get how crazy Woodstock could have been because everybody talks about Woodstock like it was Coachella on steroids like it was like the next coming of Christ like it was fire Festival 3.0 was Woodstock really that crazy I don't know if anybody watching this has been to Woodstock or if you like watch the documentary on it but like I need a quantity fight somehow like how many people how many ax how many drugs I'm sure it was a crazy Place more dirty magazines this one from Ed Edd and Eddie and Ed and Eddie I think are clearly looking at a book called Jiggy Jiggy and chicks and they have some crumpled up tissues which is very weird to be doing together but then again it's a cartoon Bugs Bunny learning how to pick up chicks he has a how to multiply book and he's clearly very into it he's just trying to learn the Riz game man's gotta rizz up so all the more power to him and then finally mom belongs to Dad I don't know what show this is probably like Johnny Bravo perhaps but it's his dad's trophy directly on her derriere so with that let's just end it alright guys that was a 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