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I'm a huge fan of yours uh I do hair transplantation for free for you if you want my logic is if I do it you guys will know [Applause] no lullaby foreign foreign huh yeah [Applause] spelling yeah yes whenever I have doubt in English I for English I'm not like Leonardo DiCaprio only 25 years now how old are you 23 that's very 38. when you were born I was intense and you cried when you won I also cried attention [Applause] so I was talking something thank you [Applause] somebody's in cyber check your dinner can you do something about this guy what's your name so then you can go home what are the money is there in that early so take that and give the world all right take the money give the one who are these counselors what is your agenda that you want to make me a Becca by the end of the show I think this guy will take my clothes to take my wallet I'll go out of this naked wait what happened to you I did comedy just now what is the specialization what kind of surgery whichever Branch only one job God but good man thank you so much for joining up and you guys are amazing man because of you guys I'm having a great life right now without you I would have been a bigger in some states but you guys are watching my YouTube videos I am very thankful to all of you I'm really like I don't know what to say thank you I'll keep working on promise on these guys especially like because of you I got a car also I cleared the loan also next time buying house so please keep supporting huh and you keep me awake like for the show okay all of your doctors [Music] [Music] can we build what is she watching [Applause] uh there's one more serial TV like card this one called the melon something that's such a stupid song that is there man the song is not going from my head only you guys know this song wheels on the bus go round and round yeah sing the song Dear once wheels on the bus go guys wonderful man you'd like that huh when you have a responder respond with love I'm an architect but a doctor is an artist really the number they love it here by the way I don't know how many of you know don't know okay these guys are the big basket guys actually you guys have seen that video right we are the guys thank you so much for the content so I made a video sir on big basket so these are the guys they they look for a big basket but more than working they are like sometimes your delivery comes later they are busy but like you know I'm I'm really impressed with Bangalore one this is amazing so I'm staying nearby only there's one hotel called foreign [Laughter] foreign [Music] [Music] it took us like two hours such a great traffic man like there's not even a single Street where there's no traffic I was like dude where will be no traffic then that guy let's go to hotel yeah yesterday we went to one place okay this um we had a show there okay you guys came to Russia what is the street called where we are graveyard but why will you think I performed for graveyard what do you think my audience are like dying yeah like they come to my show they die they're in the area anything like that for the show you guys are alive now tomorrow you guys are coming okay so once again I'm coming in Jan okay I am saying relax do something about your lives get married have kids but yeah so there's sometimes we perform for some companies right there's this one company called Bank of America we perform okay those guys hired me they are like one of the first shows in 2012. we are doing a show we'll give you exposure exposure I have I been doing ever since I was a kid now people used to call me I think your name should not be Keisha like it should be Googled like how do you know everything like 23 years back range wasn't even released or did it you should know you know details about all these hot things so you're married no single yes okay no girlfriend I know [Applause] everybody knows like the less desperation more love foreign [Laughter] well how many of you are working for some software companies or something is there anybody like this okay which companies are this video use of Technologies okay what do they do but she's too nice to abuse in Telugu is you know I did a show one guy like after the show he comes to Mexico when I'm taking selfie can I touch your ball head foreign yeah you guys will never allow me to complete this Bank of America story right there's a third time you guys are good see don't distract me okay if you get if you're distract me I'm gone video [Music] yeah you know what he told her he told dude they will do their job you do your job these are not jokes and hashtag he's calling me hashtag now I I know people who call me uncle but I don't know what is Boomer uncle what is Boomer Uncle anybody knows what is the things why am I asking everybody so basically yeah what is New Gen things that you don't know he abuse me so much the new generation think that I don't have what I have a boomerang does a generation I guess okay fine in Bank of America so they hired me for a show okay which is like 45 minutes away from where I stay in Ireland I don't imagine that okay too much actually he's like okay maybe the joke will come I will laugh now only okay don't pick out India flag we have a camera guy he's recording how many people I should pay I'm only paying him some money I should pay you also and you put India platform I'm scared also where are you where do you work you work somewhere yeah which phone you have like what is that phone iPhone iPhone which which model X X so it's not iPhone anymore you don't need anything [Applause] [Music] actually I'm going on an onsite opportunity I'll be back in six months huh until then what should I do yeah don't know just beg somewhere yeah all there is a lot of artists we think that we are like begging only we are begging for your laughs we are begging for your likes we are picking for your subscription and then at the end of the day you will only call me Boomer ankles no respect for the artist anyway there's this one signal nobody respect their man in the signal you go there there's one Banker who doesn't directly play like he plays flute okay he plays flew down the wall this guy's an artist Junction [Applause] now this is going to answer it right no I didn't know I did not get the money but I don't want to lose that money because one of the first Corporation of money okay only 1500 at that time in 2013 1500 is also like 15 yeah and he went to U.S he was posting a lot of stuff he went to Statue of Liberty he took a picture like this I posted I was liking and commenting every post office I liked I was like a wonderful statue sir I hope the people who sculpted it got paid after two or three months his wife tell you what a baby I'm thinking I liked and commented wonderful girl congratulations finally your efforts are getting paid for everything everything I'm commenting and finally after six months you're like coming back to India or like wonderful congratulations waiting at the airport I did not go to airport there was no money now because it is not you so finally I called him after dude there's no money that you're like hey you still did not get the money correct definition buy some Peppa Pig and give it to your kids after three years you saw me in one of the months [Laughter] I'm seeing all your videos I'm a subscriber to your YouTube channel all that is fine that money did not look Russia where do you stay I'm not staying anywhere today I am in the Sony World Junction only every day