All right, chat. Let's lock into Mage Arena. Do y'all know what Mage Arena is? It's basically a game where you just scream spells at people and then it casts them. It's a voice activated spell game. Uh we're running it solo today. Ideally, one day we'll run it with a bunch of streamers where we'll be on a team and it'll be a lot more fun. Uh but it is still a cool game in premise, but also can be kind of bad in practice. We're just going to join a random lobby. We're going to join Poverty Pat. Oh, and everybody's leaving. Why are so many people leaving the lobby? What is happening? Did it just It just disbanded the lobby. Okay, we'll join another lobby. [Music] It's not working. Should I create a lobby? Would you guys join if I created a lobby? No. You guys will be really annoying. I I would rather I would rather join a rando lobby because then whoever's on my team is going to be like, "Oh, oh, and I'm not, you know, I'm not even going to say it. Just generate the world. I'll be with a bunch of randos. I'm going to be on sorcerers team. I'm with I'm with a bunch of trained veterans. Woman, Love, Ry, Slick, and me versus Bugstep, Aaru, Cloud, and Wyatt. [Music] Wait, why is there five of us? There's five of us. Oh, that's weird. Why the [ __ ] I think this person's AFK. Fireball. Yeah. Get this [ __ ] AFK [ __ ] Fireball, [ __ ] Freeze ride. Magic missile. Yo, he had to be a dude. He had to be fake. Yeah, I don't think that was a real player. That was definitely a real close. Close the gate. Oh, I just killed your friend. That's my bad. Yeah, it's okay. No, you're good. Oh, was that your friend? Oh [ __ ] My bad. She'll be fine. Yeah, it happens. It's all right. Yeah, let's get these [ __ ] warlock wiggers. There. The warlocks are in the forest. Freeze. Hey, I want peace. I just want to talk to the fireball. I just want to talk, you missile. Oh my god. Oh my god. Fireball. They're not even They're all magic. Freezeball. Fireball. Fireball. Oh my god. Hold up. Magic missile. I'm almost fireballile. I'm performing. Freeze. He's frozen. Hit him. Fireball. Yo, you're terrible, bro. I'm frozen. Sorry, Joe. Oh, they're dead. They're dead. They're dead. Get into the castle. Get into the castle. We got to run. We got to run into the castle. Which way? Which way? I'm going the wrong way. Oh my god. I'm getting [ __ ] up right now. I'm opening the door right now. We're in halfway through the door. I'm using a teleporter. Hole. Hole. [ __ ] Stop. No. You don't have to do this. Fireball. Freeze. You don't have to do this. You don't have to do this. Freeze. Freeze. Freeze. Freeze. Get the [ __ ] out of here, you [ __ ] wigger. You can't say that word. Okay, we got him. We got You're not allowed to say that. Sorry, my bad. I didn't mean to. All right, boys. We need to Wait, what the [ __ ] Yo, look at our flag. Wait, what is the What is the map button? Q. Oh, there's no map button. [Laughter] Oh, we're under attack. Fireball. Retreat to our base. Retreat to the base. I'm going up a tower. Wait, they're capturing [ __ ] Chat, how do we win? They're all converging on the middle space. I need to go with them. What am I doing? I think they're they're attacking our base. Do I take fall damage? No. All right, I need to haul ass this way. They're all hovering the center flag. I think we need to just cap those three flags and we win, right? If you if they don't cap flags, they die. Yo, how do we win? We cap all three flags, then they don't respawn. I'm pretty sure they don't respawn and then we can just kill them. But there's also a time limit to when fireball freeze freeze dead. Oh my god. Where's our fireball? [Applause] [Music] Victory. Beautiful game. Beautiful game. We did it. Fantastic. That kid just kept ripping slurs. Oh my god. All right, that was an easy ass game. I'll do tap the flag or deathmatch. I don't really care. Is Deathmatch better or is Cap the Flag better? I feel like Cap the Flag is the game that most people run. I like being on Sorcerers. Oh my god, I'm with Poop Style. This is awesome. Poop style mud man poopy. Yo, what's good guys? Yo, we got to raise our flag. Joe, what's up? Where are you? Yo, can you be normal? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bro, wait. Why did I rip it? I didn't even say I didn't even say fireball. Stop, bro. Locked in. Yo, we got to open the chest, dude. Yo, why do our whole team die? I think something keeps accidentally fireballs. I What about your book? It won't cast. What if I don't say freeze? All right. Okay. Let's play. Let's play. You're not him, buddy. Yeah, I know. I know. We got to win. We got Okay. Well, now we're just being extra. I need a Oh, I see an enemy. Hello. We mean peace. Please do not attack. Please do not attack. Freeze. Freeze. Freeze. Freeze. Are you real? There's no one real fireball. I'm a 19month sub 19. Fireball. Oh, that's awesome. Magic missile. Fireball. [ __ ] you. I was half health. I was half health. I was half health. You're not good. You're not good. That's This is unreal. I was Oh my god. I respawned in the middle of [ __ ] nowhere. We need to rip. Oh no. I think they capped all our flags. Yo, I'm sorry about killing y'all earlier. I didn't mean to. Dude, why did you kill me? I just accidentally said fireball. Yo, stop saying [ __ ] idiot. You keep accidentally saying fireball. No, don't do that. All right, we got to enter their gate. I'm unlocking it. Yo, cover me. I'm covering. I'm covering with fireball. I'm going to die. I died. I killed his ass. Say it one more time. All right, I'm done saying it. We got to act. We got to lock in now. Now I'm going to use my magic sorcery base. Oh no, they capped our base. Oh my god. Wait, do we not respawn now? I'm in the I'm in like a dungeon, dude. I'm in a graveyard. I'm going to go cap mid flag. We're on a solo mission here. Yeah. Hey, where the enemies at? Oh, no. No, no, no, no. Fireball. Fireball. Fireball. Hey, please be chill though, bro. Be chill though. Freeze. Freeze. Magic missile. Don't do this. You don't have to do this. Drop the spell book and we won't miss Mark. Thank you. All right, guys. Let's Let's move to as a team. Let's move together. What do you think we're doing, dumbass? Shut up. All right, we're go to the swamp. Guys, I'm getting their spot. Help. Wait, if they cap a flag, will I respawn? This guy's just afk poop style, please. [Music] Wait, how do you get other spells? [Music] Drop the spell book. Drop the spell book now. I swear this one won't miss. [Music] Oh my god, he actually missed. Oh, we're cooked. I think we're all dead. We all Okay, I might have been the cause of us losing. You think? Yeah, maybe me killing my teammates in the beginning was the cause of our downfall. All right, boys. Let's do my famous spell from Harlem School. Monkey Mile. Oh my gosh. I'm not going to fly. Word. All right. What do we have in here? Anything good? I don't What do you even do with these items? I think it's all crafting stuff. It's It's crafting. And then I think if you look on your map, there should be dry land, but it has like What's the map? And I'm making a powerful magical soup. Oh [ __ ] Yo, I made I made this this mushroom soup. What do I do with it? Are you drilly? No. Wait, what? What do I do with this suit? Wait, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. What's your Twitch? Uh, is this your name? No, my Twitch is what you're saying. What's my Twitch? Uh, Koshard. C O C H A R. No [ __ ] way. So, I can't be racist. Come on, man. You're streaming. Holy [ __ ] It actually is you. Yeah, I'm sorry, man. You can't be racist in game. Oh, maybe we shouldn't go near the frogs. Where the [ __ ] do we got? We actually do have to go cap the flag here. I'm going to rip it. I'll be back. I'll be back in a second. I'm kind of getting submerged into the sludge right now. I'm ripping the flag. A warlock has been raising it with you. Wonderful. That's an easy one for us. There's another one bot chat. What the [ __ ] do I do with this with this goop soup? It looks like I bring it here and then I get something good. Oh, somebody just lit me on fire. That was you. You lose yourself on fire. How did I light myself on fire? Oh, did I just like avoid that? What did you land on? Wait, what was the first mushroom? Oh, over here, dude. I'm raising every flag right now. I'm a team player. You got to eat it. I did eat it. Fireball. Will that give me a new How do I get a new potion? I'm just eating. Uh, yeah. I have no idea. How do you even get the soup? Uh, at the spell in the be in in the beginning, you open a chest and then you get a bunch of items and I could give it to the little fat dude on the side. It'll make something. Yeah, we should probably I didn't even say fireball and it just shot one. I I'm not I'm actually not saying it though. I'm just going to I'm going to go to I'm going to go to freeze. Oh my god. Yeah, the spell's like Oh [ __ ] Yo, are yo, is my teammate up there? I don't know. Yo, I'm on the sorcerer. Fireball. Magic missile. Yo, you're Chuck's buddy. Freeze. Thunderbolt. Fireball. Fireball. Yo, where'd you get Where'd you get fireball? Oh, you're dead. Yo. Yo, if you're dead, buddy. Oh my god. Wait, I grasp. How do I How do I take your page? How do I take that? Bro, you just took it. I didn't take it. He took it. This [ __ ] took it. Oh. Oh. Oh, he thinks he's worthy of the of the thunder. Use it. You just got to say use it. I don't know. You got to say I'm dead. Thunderbolt. I'm raising a flag. How do I get How do I get back up? [ __ ] [ __ ] you, buddy. Oh, you're sitting there like a gremlin at the bottom of the map camping your flag. Oh, now they're cuckooked. Yo, who's this? Why do you not have fireball? What the [ __ ] My spells, bro. Strong. What the [ __ ] was that? That wasn't even a person. That was a bot. Magic insult. Magic missile. Yo, what happened? She killed you, too. Yeah, but what the [ __ ] were you casting a spell at? Oh my god, I'm gonna die. I'm dead. Who's killing me? Did he just kill me? I think my teammate just killed a respawning, bro. I'm I'm running this way. I got to get up to this castle. Why you moing? Jump in the I'm not jumping in that lava. I'm walking around it. No, on the on the rods here. Follow me. Bro, we got to we got to go cap flags. Oh, he's actually running up their rocks. This is killing me. This is killing me. I didn't I didn't kill you. I didn't mean to. You what? The sorcerers have Are we supposed to be in here? How the hell do I leave? Why am I at this place? This is not where we need to be. This is just like a [ __ ] camping castle. I need to haul ass this way. Do we have this flag? Oh, it's so dark. Why is it so dark? Why is it I can't [ __ ] see anything? I can't [ __ ] see anything. What is near me? Fireball. Fireball, bro. Please. Bro, please. It's so dark, bro. It's so dark out. Chat, how do I get more spells? Other people had thunderball. Thunderbolt. Yo, how'd you get thunderball? Magicile. Fireball. Oh, that guy's dead. They have anything good? Nope. Yo, how'd you get how'd you get thunderball? How'd you get thunderball? You see the thing over here? You see the towers? Yeah. You want to go up them the staircase? Then you open a chest and it's just a chance of there being a spell. Uh thunderbolt. Fireball. Oh, that's our teammate. Fireball. Fireball. Please, fireball. Oh [ __ ] Oh, they're cocked. Magic mess up. How are they not freeze? Fireball. All right, they're dead. They're dead. They're dead. I have no health. Team here. Apparently, team here. Yo. Hey, dude. I'm on your team. Freeze. [ __ ] No, you're not. Yo, should I go up in that castle and rip some chests? I don't think so. There's not many flags left. There's a wormhole right over there, though. Should I take this portal? Where do we think it goes? Surely somewhere safe. Magic missile. Oh god. Freeze. Fireball. Fireball. Oh [ __ ] I'm cucked. Magic missile. Freeze. Oh [ __ ] You missed, dude. Uhoh. You died. Uhoh. Buddy died. You're selling. I'm not selling. I got that guy. I got that guy killed. Yeah. You're not going to be able to reach me up here, bro. You got to climb to the top. Fireball. Fireball. Freeze. Magic pistle. Fireball. Fireball. Magic pistle. Can't see anything. Oh, you're dead. Yo, I'm going on like a [ __ ] kill streak right now. Yo, Cold Water, I'm safe. Don't kill me. Don't kill me. All right. Yeah, you're my boy. Your team, boy. I'm on your team. I'm on your team. My spells grow. The wind's blowing me. Yeah. Where the [ __ ] do we need to go? How do we win? Where's their base? Oh, I got We already captured the zone, it looks like. No, we didn't capture it. Now we are. You got it. We've captured the Misty Mountains. I might die. I'm all the way at the bottom. The sorcerers have captured the mushroom. Sorcerers are cooking right now. Are we the sorcerers? I think I'm a warlock. No, we're the warlock. Where you going? I don't know. Where do you want to go? We got to go kill people. Looks like we got to go. Oh, I didn't even say it. Yeah, sometimes it's like that. Especially with the fire one. It looks like our boys are north of us. I don't know how we look that way, but that's way north. Oh, they're coming right to us. Fireball. Oh, there's somebody right here. Fireball. Lead the shots. Lead the shots. Freeze. Where your friends are here? Pistol. You're dead. Oh, you're so dead. Oh, you're so dead. Fireball. Oh my god. I almost killed myself. Freeze. Freeze. Fireball. Oh my god. He's this magic missile. Kill him. Bro, this has been the longest game ever. Don't die. I'm done. Oh, no. One right over this hill. Wait, does that mean I think we have one life? Ours is in the middle. All right, we got to go then. It's here, right? Our castle's right here. I don't know. I think it's I think it's right here in front of us. It's so dark though. They're going to be camping our base. This is not our base. This is not our base. This is not our base. I think we got to go way this way. All right, I'm following you. Over this fence. Hard pivot. We're going to go mid. Actually, I think it might be here. Oh my god. Don't go that way. Somebody's near us. No, my spells grow stronger. Where's our base? Do we want to rip this wormhole? No, it's right here. This is our base. All right, come back. This is either ours or theirs. Three warlocks have been slain. No, you just got eaten by a toad. Fireball. They're going to They're going to push. Oh my god. Fireball. Magic missile. Hole, dude. They're camping. How do I ambush? Yo. Hey, fireball. Oh. Freeze. Fireball. Fireball. Fireball. Magic missile. Oh my god. Is this their base? Where the [ __ ] am I right now? Wait, this is our base. But we're Are we still resing? They didn't cap our base. Did they cap it? I'm going to the top of this [ __ ] tower. Is there anything up here? My spells grow stronger. Fireball. Oh my god. Yo, bro, we could just talk about this, man. Yeah, we're fireball. All right, chat. We'll run like one or two more games. Should we run this with other streamers one day, chat? I think that'd be [ __ ] fire to run like a fourman with a bunch of streamers where we just create lobbies and then all join the same team against like chatters or even do like a 4v4 streamers. That would be kind of fun. I'm just joining people's lobbies. Bro is level 74. You know how much you would need to play the game to become level 74? Holy [ __ ] I need to be on that guy's team, bro. He's magn majis prime. I'm a sputterer. Yo, how are you level 74? Yo, Joe Bar, what the hell, bro? Level 74. Day one, homie. Joe, I'm your biggest fan. Yo, thanks, boss. Guys, guys, guys, guys. Rule number one, we got to shut this door or we lose. Yo, I'm following whatever you tell me to do. Level 74 Magis Prime. Wait, this is the level 74. What do you guys want to know? Bro's got a custom flag. How do I get extra spells? You got to find them either in the lava castle or in the coliseum or trade the little gnomes for them. And we win by just capping their flag and then killing them. Yes, sir. What do the middle flags do? If you hold Q and look at your map, you see that spell level. It upgrades your spell level. Makes your spell stronger. This guy, this guy just taught me the whole game. I love this dude. Oh, here they are. Lead the way. Freeze. Why is there a penguin? Why penguin? Freeze. Penguin is that? Freeze. Fireball. Which penguin is this? Why is there a penguin? behind you. I just grabbed the mushroom man. I have the mushroom man. What do I do with him? Freezeball. Fireball. I'm placing the magic rusher man. I've dropped him. Run. I'm going to die. I'm going to die. I'm going to die. Fireball. Kill him. Kill him. Kill him. Freeze. Magic missile. Oh, you're cocked. Fireball. Fireball. No. What does the mushroom man do? Chat, would you just rush? You can jump on his head and crap. Oh, he's a little bounce pad. Yeah, pretty much. He's like those mushrooms on the biome. I think we've lost I think we've lost the guy. We couldn't make the quad jump, bro. What was that? No. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Yeah, you will be. Oh [ __ ] Wormhole. Oh, it's the little mushroom guy. Look at him. What the [ __ ] I'm getting a vantage point. Joe. Joe, run. No, I think I'm safe up here. He can't time his shots. Where's an enemy? What if he right here? Fireball. Oh my. Yo, dude, where you going? Fireball. Yo, where you going? Magic missile. Freeze. Magic missile. Oh, you're cocked. Fireball. See you. Where's he at? Where's he at? Oh, he's dead. He's dead. He's dead. Dead. He's dead. He's dead. You got to go cap flags. Fireball behind us. Behind us. Fireball. Oh, that's me. That's me. I didn't hit you. I didn't know there was an arc on the range here. Is this their base? Fireball. Fireball. Fireball. [Music] Yo, he clipped my ass. I was halfway on that lock though. Nah, he better not take the mushroom man from me. He better not take the mushroom man from me. I'm going for his ass now. Check your surroundings, bro. I I was just Ow. Wait, Joe. Where is he at? Where's the uh Oh my god. You're all the way down here. I fell to the bottom. Hold up. I have an idea. Fireball. There's a flag. There's a flag. My foolproof plan has worked. I now respawn in a good spot. I am back. And now I have full HP and a better spell level. Oh my god. Mushroom man, follow me, sir. Where is the tower? Following you, cheese puff. Freeze. Mushroom. Fireball. Fireball. You are now taking mushroom man from me. Freeze. Fireball. Magic missile. Magic missile. Fireball. Magic missile. Magic missile. Fireball. What the [ __ ] Mushroom man, do not listen to them. Run to me. Where is he? He better be mine. Mushroom man, I don't hear you running. Where's mushroom man? Oh, there he is. Oh, he's right here. He's right here. I'm picking him up for safety. Oh my god. Throw him down. Throw him down, mushroom man. Kiss me. Kiss me. Oh. Oh wow. You're so funny. Fireball. I killed myself. Kiss me. Kiss me. Oh my god, it's pitch black out now. This is terrible. It is so dark. I can't see anything. We're going to sneak attack their base even though they're stream sniping me right now. Is this our base? Whose base is this? Is this my base? I think this is my base. The sorcerers have captured the mushroom. Oh my god, I haven't seen mushroom man in forever. Oh, this is our base. Two sorcerers have been slain. Oh my god, I hear mushroom man. You've come back to me, lad. Oh, yet again. What a good boy. Right, we have some battling to do. I have come to provide backup. Freeze. You shall wither. Fireball. Fireball. Missile. Fireball. Magic missile. Magic missile. You will die. You missed me, [ __ ] Freeze. Fireball. You will not take mushroom and fireball. Fireball. Where is it? It's that simple. We are the best team. We are the best. We're the best. They don't do it better than us. They've never done it better than us. That's the fastest win I've ever seen. They call me the fastest finisher of the Northeast. Look around and you'll only see we're fast finishers. Thank you. Anyways, all right, chat. We're calling that [ __ ] stream. [Music]