you know bees are dying too yeah bees are dying from the heat is it the heat Yep they're evaporating they ejaculate and their whole body blows up is that real bring it up Jamie I'm gonna [ __ ] do something in here today at temperatures over 107 degrees Fahrenheit is estimated that half of male honeybees will die in this manner within six hours with more sensitive individuals dying after only two or three hours the headline is the manner there oh bees ejaculating themselves to death and heat waves [ __ ] yeah hell no dude this isn't all I'm sure this isn't uh Panama City Beach Florida beach click on that link what happened this is Kid Rock's honey that's who's making this [ __ ] that is for sure if it's got semen in it we had this pedophile dude in our town right big Richard you don't say he used to bait us all with autograph Shaquille O'Neal stuff were they fake I don't know if they were fake we were you know we'd never seen anything Sound by Shaq we were so excited obviously they were fake well it could have been a conspiracy like he was working directly with the Orlando Magic shut up I mean you never know big Richard dude and I remember oh he's you said he baited you what did you do with this bait he would like show you know we used to go buy his house and get stoned he was a substitute teacher right and he was also 78 years old was that any real teacher like were they all just like part-time teachers part-time should be in jail like what the [ __ ] is happening I'm gonna do my Andrew Soul's impersonation [Laughter] uh no man I'll tell you bro there's that a lot of her dude it's the bottom of the where the Mississippi ends man that's where this is it's very silty alluvial soil down there it's a big Richard bro he invited us over right so I go over there and smoke one he invite me to my girlfriend or we met him at church right so I was like oh this big Richard who teaches us science sometimes right and my girlfriend's like what and she couldn't turn her neck that good actually I remember but like she had I think early uh what's it called when you get like stiffness in your back like arthritis yeah early onset arthritis or something yeah so she would always be like that yeah oh you made like Thriller Michael Jackson yeah yeah so me and her though went over to Big riches bro so next next time next time he said well we want you to come next time and watch it watch a football I said okay big Richard I'll come over so I'll go over there he breaks out some weed right I'm like I smoke weed and you know I'm a child I smoke so next thing you know we're puffing out you know getting gassed out with big reshard baby and uh he told me bring your buddies over bring your buddies so now me and all my buddies are over there and then he took us to a Marilyn Manson concert bro like he got somehow he knew somebody or whatever he gets us we're 16 years old we're at Marilyn Manson like uh we're [ __ ] living our Dream yeah yeah so one time over there eating steaks at his house and my buddy Scotty is in the other room and uh I went in the kitchen to get something and and Scotty yelled at me goes hey man can you give me some sour cream because I had a baked potato come with a side sure he goes hey can you give me a uh some sour cream and I said no but you can have some of this sweet cream I was joking semen yeah so big Richard's in the other room bro and I hear him go can I have some and that's when all of our brains were deciding oh no by the way if you went to that and then afterwards at stake you're on a date we didn't think of it man that's how pedophiles get you man because you don't think it's a a thing you don't think it's a date you think it's just eating steak at it with a man when did he bring the shack cards out so then after that it started getting like oh you know I'll take one of y'all to Vegas if you want to go just big offers you know and I mean where's the small test so it's like dude you want to go to Vegas we never even heard you know we'd seen maybe a drawing of Vegas or somebody screaming or somebody you know yelling at while they're beating their wife or whatever you know but we'd never been in the Las Vegas so everybody you know buddy of mine took a trip with him out there somebody told me black guys come has music in it yeah yeah yeah Jazz it's like jazz blues kind of a thing yeah it's like um it's Thelonious Monk yeah yeah yeah that's what it is yeah it's got a little Leon bridges yeah it's thicker too but I've tasted it it's thicker but yeah yeah it's a thick gun good stuff well it was a fat black guy so maybe that's that black guys have thicker come oh I'm sure they do dude even just by looking at them you know they're not yeah yeah it's got diabetes in it for sure well they're not they're definitely throwing a creme bruh yeah yeah yeah [ __ ] brulee you know yeah I got that kind of I got a good upper medium dick man I got uh upper medium is this I got that candy corn my [ __ ] built like a candy corn pull up a candy corn sack [Laughter] that's exactly how it's shaped just like that candy corn come on get me a candy corn mate yeah click that one just damn okay like that baby yeah all right so like my shit's shaped like the piece that lands back on Earth after the shuttle goes up you know what I'm saying does that work out good though like because you know some girls know you know some girls enjoy different different [ __ ] man you know that's a that's a whole thing you know yeah yeah well at least the good thing about I think well one day one day that's a chode you know that's a chode no Macho but my mine is a it's it's there's some there's a second story to it my [ __ ] ain't no okay I got a joke dude I heard you and that guy they were talking about y'all were talking about horse sex and uh when I pulled up in the lobby I was like okay this is my kind of place today dude I saw in New Orleans one time they had uh a lot of the cops in the French Quarter on Horseback yeah and two of the horses started [ __ ] with me with the cops on them bro oh the cops getting mad uh one of them was with the other one excited the one in the back I think was kind of [ __ ] vibing with it a little because at least he was in the winning position you know right you don't want to be the Guy where the horse gets done [ __ ] that horse and he starts [ __ ] you and we ate a bunch of shrooms out there and kind of commandeer this water table there was a water table that had kind of been left on a unattended what is a water table just a table with a bunch of Cups okay so we got over there and people were running you know they're going and we started telling people that the water was for Asian people only right oh we are crying laughing because people are running they can't stop they're trying to make a time so for some people like bro it's Asians only and it was like why and then Asian people were all excited you know and we kept dancing them up dude we were [ __ ] I would take pictures with like uh people and I'd have my [ __ ] nuts hanging out the whole time though yeah I told you it's I don't know man probably 28. and people like hey let's get a picture together so we get it and I just slip that bag out there maybe that [ __ ] gum holster you know what I'm saying we had this one guy he used to give us maybe four dollars or something anybody to look in his ass but I need to walk about like 20 feet off and hold his ass open as long as we looked we got the money pleasure because that'll be a shitty deal at a certain point you were you were kind of grandfathered in if he knew you were gonna look you kind of got the money your grandfather did we had this brother at our school bro when we were in uh I don't know what it was fifth grade this dude Mr Larry right he was ended up being a janitor he would come and pee over you into the [ __ ] urinal and hit that [ __ ] every time bro wow huh was he hung or just like good aim he was hung and he just had that hang time on him he had that [ __ ] he just hit them three-pointers Doug really that's impressive wow yeah the good for that guy because you didn't know you'd be peeing and then all of a sudden you'd see that play it almost seemed like the Lord came and was helped he was like this is how it's done you know and he [ __ ] Splat he'd be right on your back he'd go right up your back and come right down he was like the damn who was that guy who scaled that mountain or whatever you know what I'm talking about solo oh dude I'll tell you this so somebody got a CB radio boss you know so this one lady that used to do substitute teaching right her son was had like a his mouth was always real slippery he had like a kind of a salivary deal disorder I wouldn't say disorder but he had like a deal he was missing a gasket on one of the edges I would say that yeah he definitely yeah like you wouldn't [ __ ] if he'd lean his head to one side dude you're gonna have to dry him up you know so this fella one time named Michael was his name and he uh so anyway his mom would hook up with his boy Clint like clip over the n in it was how he said his name when people were like clamp that clip with an end they're like that's that's a way to do it anyway so his mom would make us stay out in his car when that she would come over and they would hook up in the in the house so he had a CB radio right so he was 16 he's in there hooking up with the with the teacher uh we'd be on the CB on the ham radio just you know you know you know pigeon the [ __ ] you know hospital or whatever you know and uh and so some dude comes off the interstate right one day in a semi truck into our neighborhood this guy ended up being a pedophile we didn't know me and [ __ ] slip [ __ ] lip Michael we're in his truck he [ __ ] making us he Tootsie Rolls inside of his truck right the guy who is getting who's inside with Michael's mom comes out sees what's going on and beats the [ __ ] out of the dude man the dude is feeding you candy Tootsie Rolls doing how much tootsie rolls we could fit in our mouths and we didn't know was it like you asked you ate the candy I didn't I mean I had probably four in my mouth out of small mouth how many was in his name I've always had a small throat so I'm afraid to have a lot in my mouth at once dude I remember when I was yelling the first fell I even ever masturbated to was a buddy who had big tits like that you smelled the cologne I had on when I came in a minute I don't know you guys smell good yeah I feel like you're so full of [ __ ] really yeah you guys smell good man bro yeah what do we smell like when we walk down honestly I usually think it's like a lot of deodorant wow bruh yeah no black people do wear a lot of deals you'll see a [ __ ] start at the wrist bro I put that [ __ ] on somebody put that [ __ ] all so slow like damn