on the 24th of February 1982 Christian Wesson Chandler was born born as Christopher Weston Chandler parents Robert Franklin Chandler Jr and Barbara an Wesson and Martha Jefferson Hospital Virginia one of Chris's earliest memories was being locked in a dark room at 18mths Old by an abusive babysitter named roach which he claimed was the event that caused his autism this would have lasting consequences this event also caused him to be a mute for the next 6 years when Chris was 2 years old he would meet his original gal pal Sarah hammer in 1987 Chris would ATT Green County Primary School where he would then leave in 1990 to attend Nathaniel Green Elementary School where he would have the most traumatic experience of his life Chris claimed while he was there he would be abused by staff members he recalls times where he'd be pinned To The Ground by multiple staff members and his cries were recorded and later was forced to sit on his homosexual principal's lap and listen to him say inappropriate and offensive things to him Chris would then leave Nathaniel Green to be homeschooled in 1991 Sonic the Hedgehog would be released beginning Chris's lifelong Obsession in 1992 he would change his name from Christopher to Christian after a bare animatronic at the mall mistakenly called him Christian Christ took this as a sign from God in 1993 Chris would attend Providence middle school and later that year would win the Sonic the Hedgehog watch and wind sweep Stakes becoming the first of his many TV appearances 1996 would be an eventful year for Chris he would begin attending Manchester High School where he claimed he had the best years of his life it was also around this time where he would create his first ever original character bionic after being hid in the head with the basketball at school also in that year the Pokémon franchise would be released in North America beginning another of Chris's lifelong obsessions in 1998 he began to use the internet to spread his Creations by launching his first website Quick's Poké site quick being a word based based on his initials CWC in 2000 Chris would turn 18 years old and on March of that year the world would be changed Forever Chris was tasked with creating an album cover for his computer Graphics class one of the requirements was he couldn't use any copyrighted characters So to avoid copyright he would combine his two greatest obsessions Sonic and Pikachu grading the infamous you sorry I I couldn't contain my excitement in late 2000 christford graduate high school losing contact with nearly all his friends in September of 2000 Chris would begin attending pedmont Virginia Community College studying computer a crafting and design in October he would launch his first website dedicated to sonichu Quick's sonichu site and later that winter the prized CH storical artifact known as The sonichu Medallion would be created in 2003 Chris would realize how lonely he was and begin his love quest a journey that destination would be getting a girlfriend to find his boyfriend free girl he would create something called the attraction sign which would hang around campus that read seeking an 18 to 21-year-old single female companion along with his contact information eventually the dean of student services marily Walsh came into contact with Chris and tore down on the grounds that Chris was soliciting sex this caused Chris to the [ __ ] out later Chris would create the first ever comic involving his characters known as sonichu number zero which is the first issue even though it's [ __ ] even though it says the zero issue on it for some reason Chris formats his comic really weirdly each each issue has multiple episodes to it but the number doesn't reset like chapters in a book no it doesn't [ __ ] do that cuz that would make too much sense so you have episodes where it's episode 19 which is also part of issue 9 if that makes any sense there are also sub episodes which are unrelated stories about Chris's life issue zero details the origin of sonichu is created when suic collides with Pikachu while fighting The Perfect Chaos monster from Sonic Chris also writes a sub episode which is about a real life encounter with Mall security which Chris calls jerk hops where they get mad at him for apparently soliciting this is based on a real event that happened in real life in July of 2003 Chris began trying to find women at his local mall by holding his attraction sign and sitting in a populated area later at the game place he would meet a new galow known as Megan schroer who he would try to win over in various quagan ways in September Chris to be arrested and banned from his local mall because his means of getting a girlfriend redeemed as soliciting later he would be suspended from pvcc for the same reasons on February 5th of 2005 Anna McLaren write a blog post about seeing Chris at the mall known as the tale of the crazy Pacer making at the first ever documentation of Chris online that didn't come from Chris himself on the 29th of March Chris will be approached by a woman named Hannah at the mall where she would ask him out on a date as a joke eventually Chris found out Hannah was never actually interested in him after confronting her and realized the truth Chris let out a big no terrifying other customers which led him to being banished from the mall once again on his 25th birthday in 2007 Chris would create his iconic future message video during this time Chris would be getting especially with Megan Chris would enter the chop chop Master onions rapid sh own contest online in hopes of winning a trip to Seattle when she planned on taking Megan 2 Chris will tried to ensure his victory in this contest by emailing everyone he's ever met telling them to vote in his contest and staying up all night making dumb accounts to rig the voting on August 3rd the results of the contest were released and the winner turned out to be a man by by the name of Adam stack house this for some reason gave Chris the wrath of Satan himself and caused him to make a bunch of videos threatening Adam stack house on the 26th of October 2007 Chris was found by the something awful forums introducing the world to Chris Jan shortly after an encyclopedia dramatica page was created to compile all the information discovered about Chris on something awful encyclopedia dramatic is a site that's meant to be like Wikipedia But as foul and as offensive as possible so when Chris saw it he was not pleased to make matters worse Chris and his characters have become the new thing to make fun of on foran's V board leading a man by the name of Evan Christopher George start sending Chris gay fan art the boards have been making about him Chris being the AR that he is was not pleased by this fan art in response to seeing so much gay fan art of his characters Chris would have a brilliant idea he would draw straight porn of his characters one image being of Chris himself an unknown woman known as she came for a quick. JPEG who's eventually identified as his friend Megan this would have lasting consequences 3 months later in March of 2008 Megan discovered she came for quick. J Peg and was understandably horrified and cut all ties with Chris shortly after also in August a group of trolls came together under the Alias of Blanco Weiss to catfish Chris Chan and trick him into sending them his Medallion in October trolls posing as Blanco would receive The sonachi Medallion in the mail from Chris and film a video destroying it after going on he is from releasing new Comics trolls would inform Chris that a boy named Brian cash had killed himself after hearing that he would no longer be creating sonichu comic this of course being completely made up just to [ __ ] with Chris in early January Chris would meet a woman named Julie on L and quickly start a relationship with her even though he was already in another troll relationship at the time with with the user named Panda Halo it was around this time that Chris would soon become aware of his new Arch nist known as Clyde cash brother of Ryan cash in February Chris had learned that Panda Halo had apparently died in a bushire in Australia which Chris seemed to get over really quickly immediately moving on to date Julie towards the end of the month Chris learned that the trolls had formed a group called The misgens dedicated to ensuring Chris never get laid on the 24th the misg would informed Chris they had captured Julie and or sending her to China so in response Chris would make the 400 mile journey to Cleveland Ohio to save Julie when he reach the address of Julie's house he finds an old rundown house no relation to Julie at all the third of March would going on in Chris is possibly the worst ever day of Chris's life Julie's fake brother who was voiced by the same troll as Julie would hack into Chris's PSN account to use his blackmail for Chris Chris joined a Mumble chat with Max to negotiate with him giving back his PSN but Chris is forced to shove his Sonic Jing up his ass while being recorded later the troll posing as Julie would audio call Chris on Mumble and reveal himself to Chris after having his heartbroken by another fake online girlriend Chris would link up with a new fake girlfriend this being Emily who's actually played by a real girl this time which is which is kind of a step up I guess Emily and Chris had plan a DAT at charlotesville Fashion Square Chris actually stood her up because his parents were fighting over if she was real or not but then rescheduled the day to take place 2 Days Later Chris unkingly fall right into her plan Chris would meet up with Ivy accompanied by his dad for some [ __ ] reason when suddenly the man in the pickle suit would descend from the Heavens to cut Chris taking Emily from him on the 17th of March another fake new love interest named Ivy would reach out to Chris asking for a shout out she would quickly lead to a relationship forming between the two of them for some [ __ ] reason Chris ramped up the creepiness by about 10 notches with her hi Ivy I love you remember all this happened in the span of about a month and Chris was with three different women what an absolute [ __ ] pimp a troll would messaged Chris pretending to be Vanessa hudgin and they had eex Ivy found out they had eex and got mad at Chris so Chris in response proposed to Ivy eventually Chris would realize Ivy was a troll and return to his old methods of attracting women in public in June Chris would go to a local bar with the troll Kim Wilson who side note is played by the same troll as Emily Chris somehow saw both personas in real life and in person and somehow didn't realize that they were the same person playing different characters it would take Chris 11 years to realize the woman behind both personas was a troll Chris would continue going to bars with Kim Wilson and with land a date with a fat woman who would quickly ghost him after their first interaction in mid July Chris would have the brilliant idea to troll the trolls he would attempt to get them to think he was actually playing a character this whole time and that Christen Wesson Chandler was never a real person he do this by uploading a video where he pretends to be a normal person known as Roland and trolling this is what Chris thinks a normal person looks like later a man who fans with dub liquid Chris began uploading videos to YouTube pretending to be Chris and would claim he made lots of money off the hu franchise Chris was not pleased and would make the first of many videos manically screeching about liquid which eventually would started back and forth between the two the Rivalry K quis starts the sing star challenge which is a singing competition whose winner will be dub the real Chris Chris would lose even Chris is [ __ ] at being Chris as the Rivalry between the two Chris's continues it became more and more apparent that Chris is doing this in attempt to steal Liu Chris's girlfriend Casey who is fat and I don't like towards the end August we' possibly get my favorite bit of Chris lore ever made Chris would upload the usual video to his channel screaming about trolls and [ __ ] but eventually people would notice something unusual about the video halfway through the door opens and suddenly cuts to a few seconds later so people were wondering what happened that Chris had to cut out and it did not disappoint in the uncut video Bob walks in and starts yelling at Chris about getting that goddamn stuff off of there and fast yeah at the end of 2009 Chris has started entering mailbags which revealed Chris's hatred towards people with Asperger syndrome during this time trolls start adding gay ads to the Wikipedia which rustled Chris's jimmies in fact Chris's jimmies were so rustled that he sent a letter to Obama himself to try to get the United States government to ban the ABS Al Benson Larry would begin creating a comic known as aspart to piss off Chris and Chris would declare war against aspu in late January Chris fied that he had actually managed to befriend a real life women will be known as the Wallflower for reasons that I will reveal later surprisingly the 10th issue of shanu didn't take an entire year to make and is released in February issue 10 was probably one of the most derranged issues in the entire series it involves Chris curing the world of homosexuality by using his own blood later in the comic Chris's sentences real life trolls to death in various gory ways March Chris created a Little Big Planet level which contained the wallflower's real name which led to her getting doxed and harassed Chris respons to break the [ __ ] out even though it was him who caused it in the first place in April Chris began a relationship with another troll named Jackie that same month Chris make a whole pilgrimage to the game blaz to attempt to get unbanned by the owner Michael Schneider upon hearing Schneider didn't want him back Chris awakened his ancient yah tribe sorcery also known as anti-Semitism in June Chris got drunk and felt the road calling to him Chris had the brilliant idea to go to the game place and take a picture of Michael Snider to use as a dart board Michael noticed Chris take a photo of image and chased him outside to his car where he nearly hit SN around this time Chris and Jackie's relationship would grow even stronger though a new photo was on the horizon Jackie's ex-boyfriend Lars who's a buff ghetto black guy was obsessed with toy boats Chris soon after would start uploading videos attacking Lars THS the end of 2010 Chris were the sixth time that year would attempt to leave the internet while was gone from the internet his home life would get even worse the mar Chris email Jackie claiming to be a tom girl this would have lasting consequences in May of 2011 Chris joined a troll created form called Tom boys and Tom girls of Virginia where he spent most of his time on the internet in June Chris revealed that he started using the women's restroom Chris's Tom girl pH did not go over well with his parents Bob called him a fat and Barb threat to kill him on September 6th Chris's father would pass away due to heart failure after Bob's passing the trolling of Chris would die down for the time being leaving the only person left to TRL Chris would be Chris himself on the 4th of April Chris revealed he finally lost his virginity to a prostitute on the site back page which is shut down by the FBI for sex trafficking oops Chris's internet activity at the end of 2012 in early 2013 would be minimal with only small amounts of Facebook activity on the 10th of January 2014 Chris's [ __ ] house would burn down after the house fight the early signs of the Chandler's terrible financial situation would become more and more apparent in August Chris come out as a lesbian identified male SL cross rushing his words not mine on the 18th Chris would announced on Facebook that he had a new girlfriend named Katherine do I even need to elaborate at this point it's it's it's a [ __ ] troll obviously at the end of the month Chris go on a date with Katherine or Chris do a tour of his rental house in September Chris start selling customized merchandise this would have lasting benefits in October Chris spur the [ __ ] out of the fact that Sega had changed Sonic's arm to blue and a month later Chris encouraged his followers to boycott Sega and ride in the streets and vandalize Sega property day after Christmas Chris arrested for pepper spring and assistant at GameStop during one of his act protest in January their pairs on his house were finished and moved back into his old house in May of 2015 it was revealed that Chris is possibly taking hormone replacement pills and would soon after begin using the name Christine and going by female pronouns which I will not be respecting in the following month he would attend his final court case and be charged with $541 for the pepper spray incident in January of 2016 Chris advertised his idea of a lesbian sleepover party to the internet and surprisingly no one was interested in July after watching hours worth of male to female hypnosis videos on YouTube Chris begin to believe that his China was forming beneath his taint so Chris would use a knife and cut it out out of his body members of the Kiwi Farms would start begging Chris to receive medical attention because an injury like this could easily have killed him luckily after enough convincing Chris would go see a doctor in August Chris would defend incest on Facebook and would admit to having sexual dreams about Barb and the business we call this foreshadowing in November of 2016 Donald Trump or as Chris would know and pert would be elected president of the United States Chris was not pleased and would start uploading death threats towards Trump during this time it was discovered that most of the money Chris gained through eBay was was going to video games and toys instead of paying off Chris and Barb's tens of thousands of dollars of debt in late March Chris start filming in late March Chris start flirting with Planet DOL and artist dupy do over in ail Barb's account was overdrawn by $800 so to get some quick cash Chris sold a Sonic totem on eBay for $1,500 and immediately spent $750 on Skylanders and 400 and $400 on a gold necklace instead of actually paying off the $800 in April Chris would do some archaeological digging and unearth the ancient artifacts known as the classic after it was thought to be lost in the house fire of 2014 2 months later Chris will created an original character for My Little Pony known as nightstar who is yet another wish fulfillment Mary Sue self-insert character Nas Chris subscribed to dupy do over's pornographic Patron art account good idea Chris buy porn while you're in extreme Deb great idea 4 days later dupy would create a kiwi Farms account and DET tell Chris stalking her Twitter accounts and flirting with her through her business email in September a white night known as Jessica Quinn would start a relationship with Chris side note let's take a look at Jessica Quinn's liked Facebook pages shall [Music] we wow in October Chris finished sonichu issue number 12 which involves rosu getting [ __ ] fat thanks Jessica I need to just that same month Jessica's account was allegedly hacked by trolls causing Chris to make a cool common collected video in response to the situation in November Chris be introduced the Hy Dimension Neptunia franchise this would have lasting consequences and would begin posting some very out of character things in his Twitter little did anyone know behind the scenes Chris is being manipulated by a man named Jessica wise would form a cohort of trolls known as the idea guys wise would contact Chris role playing as John Yamada and told Chris's old psychic Dreamcast had a portal to quickfi and that the lore of Hyperdimension Neptunia was actually real Joshua would manipulate Chris into thinking the world of quickfi was real by pretending to be characters from Chris's world and using these characters as leverage against him to do stupid [ __ ] in January Chris would go to magfest after hearing they had planned a panel about his life this would be one of the few times where Chris seemed genuinely happy during this time Chris would keep uploading videos at the hands of the idea guys eventually kiwi Farms would investigate the manipulation taking place and to find Joshua wise's personal information and publicize it but it was futile in March Chris had announced that his love quest had finally ended he was now in a polyamorous marriage with him magican and criselle roseu on 420 the funny weed day the idea guys manipulation would reach its peak after a group chat was made where they roleplayed torturing criselle keep in mind that from Chris's perspective he's watching his wife have her limbs blown off it's uh pretty [ __ ] if that wasn't bad enough the next day he was forced to film himself jerking off while singing Allstar during this time QB Farm's users Marvin null and the captain the former group known as the guard dogs to protect Chris against the idea guys and shortly after would successfully get Chris to cut to TI with the idea guys even though Chris was free from their control the effects of their manipulation would last forever 3 months later no revealed the extent of the damage the idea guys had done to Chris apparently the idea guys had extorted over $6,000 out of Chris during the summer of 2018 Chris will start becoming more and more fascinated with the concept of alternate dimensions and in October would upload a video announcing the beginning of what he calls the dimensional merge this is where [ __ ] gets really confusing so pay attention the dimensions 12 the dimension we live in and the dimmension c197 the world where all fictional characters reside in will combine to form a larger Dimension known as 1 c-211 987 on the 31st of December of that year and that Chris is responsible for all these Dimensions colliding successfully and not only that but Chris is a console Patron unit or CPU which is Goddess that represents game con and Chris is the goddess of the commodor 64 this is based off the idea of guys manipulation with the Hyperdimension Neptunia franchise basically tldr Chris's Goden is going to make sonit in real life he also mentioned that Megan schroer the girl he sexually harassed a decade ago actually got us too because she can't just because she just can't can't get a [ __ ] break can't she Chris is scour the entire internet trying to find Megan to tell her that she's actually an anime goddess Megan responded by telling Chris never contact her again and that she keeps that [ __ ] thing on her around this time Chris would start smoking weed with a group of teenagers known as the teen Squad and if you're wondering why I censored that last word it's because apparently it's a slur or something the teen SC were a bunch of enabler little shits that fed into Chris's delusions by saying they could see magic Chan during December they would Li a number of videos including one of Chris making out with criselle after the 31st of December came and went without any signs of the dimensions emerging Chris pushed back the date of the due to damn dimensional red tape that's my Chris impression an enabler named mkr knv would get in contact with Chris and and would cuddle his delusions about the dimensional merge by saying that chichu was a CPU goddess of the Nintendo switch console apparently her goal with Chris is to give him moral support and to better him during this month large creators Chris interacted with would start blocking on Twitter which caused Chris to have an absolute [ __ ] meltdown comparing it to his trauma of being abused in his childhood at nathanial Green Elementary in March Chris uploaded a video of a package heed from yet another group of neers Sarah and Steve who sent him a Nintendo switch along with a note detailing their plans to move to Virginia with spefic Specific Instructions to not let this letter get leaked online BR seemed to realize that he accidentally leaked the note on video so he took the video down then reuploaded it immediately after with nothing altered and the notes still clearly visible at around this time a man named Jacob sness was getting attention online who is a psychopathic autistic Evil wizard man who is in love with Chris and claims to be possessed by the god of war and death jacoba and claims to kill homeless people with magic sness his own delusions would start to influence Chris ideas like the world of kosuna in the species known as a rat and the Demonic God jacoba would be accepted as fact in Chris's mind this month we would see Chris's mental they dropped to new lows magic Shan would possess Chris's [ __ ] body and would upload videos of himself talking to prove his body was possessed by Magic Shan during the time his body was possessed Chris's Soul would apparently be in California with sagus where they would arrange to have sagus visit him in his home for hearing this kiwi Farms will start digging deeper into sas' background and would discover statements of him saying that if Chris didn't accept his sexual advances he would rape him fortunately for the world Chris and sness were too stupid to plan something out so they get into an argument which ends up with Jacob not visiting him first later clam sness was corrupted by evil then a short time after would would become friends with sness again and plan a meet up on Halloween which doesn't end up happening because both of them are very lazy and stupid in the beginning of November s would get Chris to believe that null the person who was actually trying to help him was the devil incarnate in March 2020 the US would go into lockdown because of the Corona virus which would make Chris's jimmies extremely rustled because he couldn't go to the Bron convention babscon to go with the entire outside world being shut down not that he interacted with it much anyways Chris and Cat by swapping bodies with sonichu pause so from this point on if I say Chris did this or Chris did that I'm referring to sonichu and Chris's body but obviously sonichu is not real but uh it makes more sense for the lore and July 2020 Chris is sonich you would finally cut off contact with sness and a month later Chris released an updated house tour in October Chris meet with a group of enablers known as the prayers who would cuddle Chris's delusions and would sell sonichu merch with Chris getting a cut of the profit also in October Chris make first contact with a woman named Isabella Loretta Jane this would have the most lasting of consequences in October Bella would create an animated intro for Chris in February of 2021 Chris and the praders start selling custom Sony medallions later in February Chris would have the idea of using a stun gun to tase a quartz Chris to activate the dimensional merge this idea is [ __ ] but thankfully the prayers convinced Chris not to do it and at the end of the month Chris would finally cease being possessed by sonichu during the time of Chris returning from himself conversations with Bella would become more and more regular with her planning to manipulated him into killing himself and APR Chris would receive his government stimulus check and spend it all on Magic rocks Chris also get vaccinated this month Hil FY H FY ha FY during the early summer of 2021 Chris start mentioning his lust for a new sweetheart in this Dimension and shortly after would allude to having found his new sweetheart in this Dimension unfortunately for the human race Chris revealed to Bell on an audio call that his new sweetheart in this Dimension was actually his own mother on the 29th of July all hell would break loose the user lude rocks would leak the audio of Chris admitting to having sex with his own mother and the next day Chris would be removed from his house by Social Services during this time the internet would be set on fire in the phras Chris CH did what become number one on trending on Twitter with thousands and thousands of posts detailing the news and the next day Chris be arrested by jurk cops at an in in Richmond shortly after the leak kiwi Farms begin investigating the woman on the phone with Chris and the leaked audio there's a lot more Laura about her and she's really yucky so go somewhere else to learn the stuff here begin the first amend court dates relating to his affair with his mother over a month later Chris would send a letter to the null of the Kiwi Farm detailing how Chris is actually Jesus in October trolls would start sending letters to Chris trying to get him to convert to Islam which were unsuccessful in February the court would redeem Chris too noted in sko to stand a trial during this time Chris would be sending letters and drawings to the outside world with some of the most insane [ __ ] I've ever seen in my life including Chris claiming that he is Jesus and now goes by Christ Chan and a March Chris be out of custody the website Vine link would list Chris is bonded out but would be quickly changed to release by court order and as of now Chris has gone completely dark for the first time in decades new record