If I told you that I predicted COVID in 2019, would you believe me? What if I told you that I predicted the BTS man Drew Tate getting arrested? Grand Theft Auto 6, would you think I'm a psychic?
What if I told you I predicted the queen would die? And then she died the next year on my birthday. Would you be scared?
You should. Alright, let me recap everything that I've successfully predicted. To begin, we have the biggest things that I predicted.
My prediction that Queen Elizabeth would die in 2022, and then she died on my birthday. And you- Kater Tot getting arrested. This old thing. You remember her?
The McDonald's BTS meal. I've had plenty of other predictions that came true, but these are the big ones from the past few years. But what about this year?
What about all the things that just came true? Cue fog machine that I bought at Guitar Center for $50. Don't kill it!
I had a record number of things come true that I predicted last year. Like, I was amazed at all the things that came true this year. Starting with the biggest one, I said that Trisha Paytas is going to get pregnant again.
My little boo Bobby is gonna have a little twin. And what just happened? Sorry, I was covering her baby belly. Congratulations, Mr. Zepedis! I will that into existence.
Your baby's soul belongs to-Okay, sorry. Next up, I said that-Olivia Rodrigo is going to get in a scandal! And what happened? To miss Olivia Rodrigo She got in a scandal with Taylor Swift another big one that was pretty easy to predict but I'm predicting that Grand Theft Auto 6 highly anticipated video game is going to finally actually be announced Not released that will really never happen. I swear to God and what trailer just got released Grand Theft Auto 6 Now what am I next Correct predictions was a major clothing company.
I'm predicting h m or gap is gonna have a balenciaga type scandal I'm not gonna get into what they did I'm sure you've seen or you can look it up but people are gonna freak out and stop buying clothes from there And even though it wasn't gap or anything like that who got hit with a fucking rico lawsuit SHIEN! If you're not aware, a RICO lawsuit is what organized GANGS get hit with. That is what Young Thug is currently in court for.
That is what, like, MAFIA and gang members get. And SHIEN. Boop! And good fucking riddance. Next up, if you're questioning my psychic skills right now, understandable, but this is the most random, specific one that I had predicted, and somehow this shit came strikingly true.
I said that-Jenna Ortega will admit that the show Wednesday is f***ing terrible. And then Who came out and said this. I don't think I've ever had to put my foot down more on a set in a way that I had to on Wednesday. Everything that Wednesday does, everything I had to play, did not make sense for her character at all.
Jenna Ortega Listen, I am a hater and I did not like Wednesday So that's why I made that prediction and a lot of people were mad at me Fuck you not even Jenna Ortega likes it. How do you like that? Now Harry Styles was in two movies last year and I said that Here's my prediction. Harry Styles'acting career is gonna flop. I'm so sorry if you're a Harry Styles fan, but it's gonna flop.
People are not gonna like his acting. And for poor Harry, there was like not one person on this earth that liked his acting performance. Next up I said that I predict that Apple's VR headset is going to come out next year.
I fumbled here. I did fumble here! It didn't get released, but it got announced.
The Apple Vision Pro is, uh, this shit. It looks like that. It's like a VR AR goggle, and it got announced. Sorry it didn't get released.
My bad, my bad. I was-We're putting it on the board, I don't care. Then next up, I said that-Addison Rae is gonna start music, and it is going to be a hit.
People are gonna love the, um, the Addison Rae song. Now Addison Rae did release an album. It wasn't- Like, taking the music industry by storm, but she has a cult following, okay?
There are so many Addison Rae-onators out there. Motherfucker, I'm one of them. Now, there's a few more that I predicted last year that came true this year. One in specific that I'll get to at the end, because it's a different kind of thing that I want to talk about.
True. These came true. But what's next?
What is gonna happen now? What? pictures do i have laid out on my floor that i printed out at cvs to put on the board for things that are going to happen in 2024 let's find out here we go mamas my 2024 predictions let's begin starting off my first prediction is that multiple youtubers will convert to religion this just happened with jideon he was like a like a prank youtuber who just deleted all his videos and is now uh uh look I love your jeans Type B. Won't be me though, the devil's got me AHHHHHHHH Next up, Trump will become president in 2024 This isn't even a political take, but who are we fooling that this man is gonna be a president for another four years We're fucked, we're so fucked We're fu-It's-oh I should cancel my visa and move back home Next up, Taylor Swift and her boyfriend, Travis Kelsey, are going to break up. And I fear for this man's safety.
He is going to go into witness protection program. The fans are going to be endless marauders hunting him down. down through the country, through the nation. I'm so scared. I've never been more scared for a person in my life.
Imagine breaking up with Taylor Swift. You're fucking dead. Moving along. The new Mean Girls movie, gonna flop. No one asked for this.
No one wanted this. And I don't understand why we keep making musicals, but for some reason it's a musical. I know three people who still enjoy musicals in 2020. Still three. And they're the most annoying people on this planet. Next up, Instagram Threads is gonna shut down, okay?
Who is still using that app? For maybe 12 hours, it felt like the best idea ever because Twitter was in the dumpster. Big old elongated muskrat running that thing into the dumpster.
And I thought in my head, I really thought maybe Instagram Threads is the answer. I don't know a single person that is still using that app. It's gonna shut down next year. Another breakup coming your way. Timothee Chalamet and...
Kylie Jenner and not that anyone gives a fuck like I'm not even gonna get into it cuz no one cares like no no one cares about Kylie Jenner and Back to talking about elongated muskrat Elon Musk is going to have a public breakdown and is going to sell Twitter wait. I kind of feel bad Look look at this picture. I found him fucking Google Images Next up Clint Eastwood will die.
Sorry. Moving along with very dark and overly negative predictions, which I don't know why these are the predictions that came to me, but I guess that's just where my brain is at. Joe Biden will be hospitalized, and Kamala Harris will become the Vice President of the United States.
America. America. Moving along! There will be a war with India and if it's not a a foot on the ground war like with armies There will be a trade war with India because already India literally just killed a Canadian citizen like a few months ago and then India banned all the visas of Canadians Moving along. Oh Zempik the diabetes medication Injection that is used for weight loss by so many celebrities and people all over is going to be banned I personally have had people very dear to me be on this medication for diabetes and for like weight loss too.
And they have gotten fucked up on it. Like have literally been hospitalized with pancreatitis because of this fricking thing. There's no cheat codes to like losing weight.
This is like too good to be true. Basically you take this needle and it makes you not hungry for like ever. That's black magic on the born. Continuing on my psychic predictions of Trisha Paytas that for some reason come true all the time. She's going to have a boy.
Trisha Paytas'new baby is going to be a boy. Malibu Barbie's is going to have a can. Not gonna have a Ken. That is inset. Moving along, there will be a new iOS update that will ruin so many people's phones.
It will be so buggy, it will break people's iPhones, and Apple will have to be like and like reverse it and do something to fix it. A massive tornado is going to hit Western Canada. This board is getting so full.
This is like The most jobless I have ever fucking looked. I'm in a tank top, manically push-pinning pictures of celebrities that are gonna die on a whiteboard. Jesus Christ.
Moving into some entertainment predictions. Oppenheimer is gonna win Best Picture at the Oscars. I think that's-I think they pretty much have it in the bag. Excellent movie. Christopher Nolan, This Is Me When I See You.
Next up, Lana Del Rey will win Best Album of the Year at the Grammys. Let the light in! Also, I am nominated for an Emmy.
They spelled my name wrong, but maybe I'll get one. Let's see. And next up, Ellen DeGeneres will be hospitalized. What the fuck is this picture?
She looks like she needs to be hospitalized in this picture. Google Images is like really having me slander these people. Jesus. Playboy Cardi will quit music.
This man has been on a generational fall off that I've never seen before. Uh, Squid Game Season 2 is gonna come out and it's gonna flop. There were so many elements about Squid Game Season 1 that made it so good, and now they're gone.
Specifically, hey, her, hey, she's dead, she's dead, what now? Anybody's watching that shit? Next up, uh, he's gonna die.
Sorry. The Dr. Phil Show will get cancelled. God, I don't know how long this has been running for, but it's over. Also, the way this man is like, not like a actual... Doctor like I don't think he can like legally say that but the show is still on what it said What is that about gonna pin him right in his fucking head?
Just a few left chat GBT is going to get shut down. It is going to become too powerful There's gonna be like a new version of it like chachi PD five or six or something and then Let's tap the brakes everyone it's already too powerful to be honest speaking of things shutting down Arby's is gonna shut down. How the fuck has that not happened yet?
I couldn't tell you they have the meats But what else do they have probably billions of dollars in debt because who the fuck is eating at Arby's? Next up Sheehan is gonna start selling food They're gonna somehow break into the food industry and people are going to start ordering Sheehan food and getting extremely sick from it Awesome. Anyways Now what if I told you that that's all I have actually but I have some uh More serious things to talk about and predict and all that. So would you take a seat with me while we do this? Thanks.
There's one thing I said last year came true I said this next up a prominent member of a k-pop group is going to die and a member of the k-pop group Astro named moonbin passed away. I didn't want to include it in like the main video I think it deserves its own place but truly rest in peace. It's that's so sad and I also want to just wrap this up because this is kind of this is what the third year of me doing this these prediction videos are like all fun and games for the most part since it's one of the last times that i see you this year i just really hope i mean i don't hope i predict that 2024 is going to bring you a lot of blessings and joy and new experiences and opportunities that will change your life if we're being so real this year was really kind of shit for me a lot of the time it wasn't the happiest camper a lot of it i have like a theory that odd numbered years are terrible in general but besides that i just i really feel that 2024 is going to be a good year for all of us. And lastly, I am curious what your predictions are.
So next year in 2024, when we do this again, I'm going to be reading your predictions as well. Leave a comment on this video and say what your prediction is for 2024 or go to my discord that I just launched at discord.gg slash bed of the week and go to the special new predictions channel and leave them there and you might make history. We come from you in a bed.
Good night.