folks what do you get when a soon to be married couple is given all the money they need for their dream wedding But the Groom has to plan the entire thing by himself while the bride is kept in the dark about everything until their actual wedding day spoiler alert you get some of the worst weddings that have ever taken place and this was the premise of the British reality TV show don't tell the bride and we're going to watch a full episode today but I thought it'd be fun to do a quick run through of some of the worst weddings that have taken place on this show when episode featured a Beauty and the Beast themed wedding which is already a pretty gnarly decision because you know how I feel about Disney Weddings But the Groom absolutely went for it he dressed like Beast like with animal Prosthetics and stuff what you weing and it's like dude Beast turns into like a regular hot guy at the end of the movie just just dress up like that what does that say about the groom right well it's the most important day of my life so I might as well dress like a furry there was another episode that featured a groom who really likes to play darts so naturally he planned a darts themed wedding the Bridesmaids wore dresses with dart boards on them it's probably not safe to do at a darts themed wedding inside the reception they had a bunch of dart boards and they even got a professional darts player to officiate the wedding and of course that's what a professional darts player looks like man why would you want a guy that looks like that officiating your wedding now before the husband and wife say Bulls I do if there's anybody in the audience who objects to this marriage speak now or forever hold your peace you object no it's your bling sir it's so bright where the hell did you even get all of it Target okay ow so I think you guys get the gist of the show guys are super dumb and pretty much clueless when we're left to our own devices and it's hilarious to watch but my favorite part about the show is seeing like the husband's logic and how they arrive at the choices they make and I found a great episode that demonstrates that pretty well so without further Ado let's watch an episode of don't tell the bride with just 3 weeks and £4,000 to throw the wedding of a lifetime so yeah that piece of information like almost excuses any of the insane decisions that the Grooms make because I don't know if you guys know this but my wife and I actually had two weddings and let me tell you each of those weddings took way longer than 3 weeks to plan and they cost much more than $144,000 or sorry they use pounds they use pounds in in in the UK 14,000 lb is is $224,000 so yeah it's not like a super low budget I guess it's not that bad but still like things add up when you when you plan a wedding trust me you'll see going forward that even with the budget and time constraints there is no excuse for the wedding that is put on by this groom this episode follows 33-year-old Adam and 23-year-old Bianca and the episode starts with a little blurb about how they met when they met 18 months ago on a dating app when I first saw Adam I was attracted instantly because he had like the rugby photo the action shot she looked like she squatted so she had a had a nice uh nice BM sorry I I never cry but sometimes you hear something so nice and you just can't help it and this next part of their origin story is pretty wild because apparently Bianca was not planning on getting into a serious relationship whatsoever because she had a big trip planned in a few months I knew I was going away my tickets were booked but when Bianca left for the trip Adam really missed her so he decided to join Bianca on her 9mon long vacation we went from just being you know casually dating to literally spending 9 months in each other's Pockets take notes boys that's a good dude right there that's what you got to do man if a girl says she's not looking for anything serious because she's going on a really long trip in a few months that's an open invitation brother and at the end of their vacation Adam decided to pop the question I came up with this idea of uh making a heart out of rose petals the fact that he set it up you know that's something that I wouldn't expect Adam to be capable of okay that's definitely something every guy wants to hear from their fiance yeah I never knew he was capable of setting things up you know I asked him to set up the patio furniture one day he got so scared he called the cops well he tried to but he never really figured out how to set up his phone and shortly after their engagement they discovered that Bianca was pregnant 18 months after first swiping right the couple now have a new life together in South Wales so now we got a good understanding of the couple and at this point of the episode they asked Bianca what her ideal wedding would be if she could make all the decisions my ideal wedding would just be a glamorous classical day I don't want a theme or anything related to what we've done before I want this to be a new chapter you know a new experience no jokey gimmicky things you know just very elegant okay so classy elegant simple wedding no theme no jokey gimmicks or anything not referencing anything they've done in the past try to remember those when we hear Adam's ideas Fate has uh played a huge part in my life so I'm going to let fate decide uh the major decisions of the wedding I will come up with various options and uh Bianca will unknown choose her own wedding absolutely 10,000 IQ play right there he's going to make Bianca randomly choose what her wedding is going to be like with the use of sealed envelopes because it gives me sort of a get out claws cuz ultimately if if the day doesn't work out then it's Bianca's fault nice man that's a good guy right there D just totally absolves himself of any responsibility and puts all of it on her still even though he is doing everything all the pressure is still on her somehow good guy so while Adam plans the wedding with his brother for the next 3 weeks Bianca is sent away on a little family vacation that Adam isn't allowed to invite himself to this time and as Bianca sadly drives away Adam immediately starts to work out the details of the wedding or sorry I think I said too many words Adam immediately starts to work [Music] out imagine he just doesn't get anything ready for the next 3 weeks cuz he's just been working out the entire time Bianca shows up at like an empty church 3 weeks later and he's at the [ __ ] altar like how do I look spend 14,000 lb on steroids I hope that's chill okay this is when we find out Adam's two ideas for the possible themes of their upcoming wedding so already it's not looking good because Bianca clearly said she does not want any themes I don't want a theme and both of Adam's ideas are themed weddings me and Bianca fell in love through through travel maybe getting married on a plane and the other option is obviously a big part of my life before Bianca came along well obviously I was a prison officer so we'll um we look at get married in a prison get married in a prison yeah his two options are either getting married on a plane or in a prison I mean [ __ ] what's the difference get me out of here I'm innocent so tour of mind you Adam is going to have his brother present two options like two sealed envelopes to Bianca for her to decide like major aspects of their wedding but she doesn't know what she's picking really so if it ends up bad it's all Bianca's fault quote unquote if the day doesn't work out then it's Bianca's fault you know because she chose it right and it's like not really that's really not how that works especially when both the options are bad no matter what she picks it's going to be a [ __ ] wedding also like as bad as the plane idea is at least it like kind of makes sense they love traveling you travel on a plane but getting married in a prison because Adam used to be a prison guard that's [ __ ] insane obviously don't base your wedding off of a job you used to have what the [ __ ] so right around here is where the wedding will take place looks perfect can I ask why you want to get married in the desert anyway well I actually used to work out here so it just felt right oh okay that makes sense what' you do for work I used to disarm active mind Fields oh cool well if you would just follow me this way oh I never said I was good at my job okay so Adam's brother heads over to Bianca so she can make her first decision prison or plane she's obviously pretty nervous and confused but she ends up picking the right envelope not the right envelope cuz like both of them are wrong I think but she picks the envelope on the right go right and that means yes we're doing the plane yeah so they're getting married on a plane and at first I thought this was going to be like a regular plane with like strangers on it and [ __ ] which would have been [ __ ] insane but like I've seen crazier [ __ ] on airplanes so I guess it's not that big of a deal if I had to choose between seeing someone get married or seeing somebody like pick their toenails on a plane I'm picking the wedding every time but Adam at least has the decency to book out an entire airplane to fit all the wedding guests I know Taylor Swift would be so proud of him just a joke and you may be thinking now this plane that Adam is renting is it going anywhere is this plane whisking everybody away to a beautiful wedding destination is the plane taking people to the reception at at least no none of those the plane actually isn't [ __ ] going anywhere Adam is spending 5,000 lb to put everybody in a plane that will take off into the air fly around the airport for a bit so they can get married while they're in the air and then it's going to land back in the same airport that's such a dumb idea when a girl dreams about walking down the aisle one day I don't think they're picturing that type of aisle and also dude Bianca was 8 months pregnant at the time of filming this I don't know what it's like to be pregnant but I can assume it's pretty uncomfortable and I think being on a plane the most uncomfortable place like in the world is probably a bad combo for a pregnant person and dude the next part of this episode is like so hard to watch Bianca and her mom take a tour of Bianca's like Dream wedding venue and before we go any further yes I know I'll I'll talk about it I'm thinking the same thing holy [ __ ] that hair is gnarly impressive really I want to know how many moms took a screenshot of this episode printed it out and immediately sprinted to their hairdresser because this is the ultimate Karen cut dude if I was working a retail job and I saw her walk in I am quitting on the spot all jokes aside though as diagonal as her bangs are she's actually the most level-headed person in this whole episode I think and this part is just so hard to watch because all Bianca wants is a nice classic wedding to celebrate their love you know just's no bells or whistles super simple and you'd assume that would be easy for Adam to pull off peace and love he seems like a pretty simple guy but while Bianca's looking at this wedding weding venue Adam is on like a cramped airplane like yeah this will be good bro perfect for a wedding yeah maybe they'll even have a a movie playing on the little T screens is being 177,000 ft in the air pregnant going to make her happy well she hasn't got a choice that's the situation I've left her in like such a [ __ ] sorry I'm being a little mean maybe he'll redeem himself with the wedding reception unfortunately he wants the reception to be themed as well Adam wants to hold a Thai beach party reception because they got engaged in Thailand and although the is a bad idea maybe he'll pick a pretty venue for everybody to eat and dance away the memory of their terrible high altitude wedding let's see what he picks oh who the [ __ ] looks at this venue and thinks wedding reception an actual ghost could look at this venue and be like um no thank you this is way too scary like this is where the final fight of a Ninja movie takes place this is where house this is warehouse this old dirty Warehouse with a leaky ceiling is the venue that Adam chooses for the reception and he hires this guy to transform the building into Thailand so I want all my guests to be transported to uh Thailand it's also super funny that he says he wants all of his guests transported to Thailand after being on a vehicle that could literally transport them to Thailand we're not going to get a better space in this are we really I don't think so so I'm going to shake your hand on it guys you must know better places exist right feel bad for these guys okay so they're now halfway through their 14,000 lb budget but all they have is the plane ride and the reception venue they still need to buy Rings dresses suits shoes food drinks and a bunch of sand to be transported to the 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concern about Adam choosing the dress I'm a little bit worried because I'm seven months pregnant now hopefully Adam thinks about that as well when he sort of thinks about his choices honey you got a but no that's totally fair like I said I don't know what it's like to be pregnant I can't imagine what that would feel like to have like a [ __ ] baby inside of you that's weird not weird it's miracle miracle of life being pregnant that's probably the craziest hardest thing a person can do I'd like to think most husbands to be would consider that obviously if they had a pregnant wife but we did just see Adam choose the birthplace of hepatitis for a wedding reception so obviously he doesn't take that into consideration at all Bianca choose a beautiful designer dress while Adam orders a 160 lb dress off the internet the currency pounds by the way not like the dress doesn't weigh 160 lb although that wouldn't [ __ ] surprise me if he did that no put it on it'll be a good workout dress for women is probably the most important thing uh it sort of determines how they feel on the day but ultimately she picked that option for it to be the cheapest dress so if she doesn't like it then that was her fault like yo no it's not what a [ __ ] [ __ ] dude that's so mean she didn't pick it she picked a random envelope that you show she [ __ ] know dude I can't imagine Bianca watching this episode back for the first time and not divorcing him immediately his logic is just so flawed you know like imagine on the plane Bianca is like why did you pick a plane to get married on this is so dumb I didn't want this either you picked it okay we could have been getting married in a prison right now it's like dude no matter what she picks it's going to suck because you suck sorry I digress now it's time for Adam to show the Bridesmaids the dress that they'll be wearing at the wedding and for some reason he picks 10 lb neon pink and yellow dresses I don't know the reasoning behind that decision I feel like maybe he watched an episode of Power Rangers and he was like oh okay so pink and yellow are girl color got it and I feel like for this whole episode Adam's been kind of operating on like another planet every decision he's made has been objectively awful but everyone around him is like yeah all right mate this sounds pretty [ __ ] Chi and but this next part of the episode is when Adam finally gets a dose of reality from the sand delivery guy of all people yeah I never had a sand delivery guy at my wedding but his presence was missed for sure so the Sandman quotes them 2500 lb for the amount of sand that they'll need to completely cover the warehouse floor which by the way is roughly 16 times more expensive than Bianca's wedding dress but really what's more important ladies a nice dress or 150 tons of sand you can't make a wicked baller castle out of a nice dress I'll tell you that ladies say no to the Dress yes to the sand power over spice is power overall but after the Sandman quotes them on that price he goes on to warn them about the safety of the warehouse you've got rain water coming in there's going to be electrical wiring everywhere you have in my opinion massive health and safety implications that you really need to take seriously so Adam moves on from that dingy Warehouse because of the safety hazards and this was the perfect thing to happen to them because now this is a Fresh Start they can pick a completely different venue that will suit their needs much better and they do find a new venue Goodbye old dirty stinky Warehouse hello new dirty stinky Warehouse yeah man he just finds a different dirty Warehouse oh that old Warehouse was absolutely [ __ ] filthy mate but this Warehouse is dirty Adam then heads to a department store buys two wedding rings 69b hilarious he then spends 500 lb on a suit which is what wild considering he only spent 160 lb on his wife's dress he then tops it all off by spending 130 lb on plastic buckets I'm not 100% sure why he got the buckets oh maybe they'll be handed to the guests when they walk into the venue because they'll probably puke upon seeing where they are it's pretty smart this next part is pretty wild this is when Bianca gets her first glimpse into what her wedding is going to look like before it was just her pointing at random envelopes and now she has to Face Reality when her wedding dress is delivered to her house are you are you joking me I am literally going to cry all right so things aren't looking too good right now who knows right maybe when she finally sees the dress she'll fall in love with it the neck Line's crap the arms are crap the leg materials rubbish why you play games with me no okay this is really sad to watch obviously but God it's even sadder because like of what we know like I'm sorry about your dress but you don't even know the half of it you don't know anything about the dilapidated we Warehouse as being filled with sand it's about to get so much worse and this is the challenge of the show I guess weddings are inherently expensive so if you spend a big chunk of your budget on one aspect of it the other aspects are going to suffer so it's just a matter of knowing your partner and what they value the most and I guess sometimes dudes don't know their partners that well at all and it's just so frustrating cuz it's like you could just get married in like a pretty part of a public park right not like Eminem there I got married in a pretty part of a public park but no seriously just [ __ ] get married in a park for free rent out like a big cheap tent for the reception and then spend the rest of the money on stuff that like matters right like why does there always have to be a [ __ ] theme in these episodes It's like a you know an Extreme Makeover home Edition when they're showing the family the renovated house and then when they get to the kids' room they're like hey Braxton we heard you like swimming so we actually drilled all of your bedroom furniture to the bottom of your pool this show was like that but with wedding but we're getting close to the end now so let's get back to the episode say I was speaking to my dad the other day and and he said a line it just resonates through my head all the time now listen son if she loves you she'll forgive you good attitude to have brother all right guys it's time it is now the morning of the wedding day and everybody is getting ready Bri's Maids are wearing their neon dresses Bianca's mom has got her neon hair and I can only assume Bianca is going to have her knee on Adam's neck when she sees it the guests arrive at the airport and they got high hopes for the wedding had to have high high hes for the wedding that's the only information we got told was a passport we're hoping he's going to fly us bab okay super messed up to tell them to bring their passport right that is diabolical a passport implies the act of leaving a country they're not even leaving the same airspace really they're just flying above the Bristol airport why'd you tell them to bring their passport that's [ __ ] me like imagine if someone invites you to their birthday party and they're like I don't want to give anything away but make sure you pack a bathing suit and then when you get to their house they're like all right you're going to help me nail my kids furniture to the bottom of the pool I saw it on TV all right guys it's go time Adam shows up to the airport and his finest sneakers boards the plane and waits for Bianca to arrive Bianca enters through the back of the plane Adam and B man Alec are hiding up front I wouldn't really call that hiding I don't think you can really hide anywhere on a plane all Bianca has to do is look to the front of the plane which is by the way the usual Direction people look when they're on a plane like did she really not see him God I'm so excited to get married and on a plane too are we seriously getting married on a plane that's so stupid I hate planes and I'm pregnant too oh yeah this is so uncomfortable if our marriage happens on this plane today this will officially be the worst thing that has ever happened on any plane ever okay whatever I'm over it at least we know the baby will be safe you know they say flying is a safest way to travel welcome on board everybody to this very special flight on this gorgeous Boeing aircraft he I want to divor and this next part is [ __ ] terrific they reach their cruising out altitude and then they call Bianca up to the front would Bianca John please join us at the front of the aircraft dude and she still doesn't know that this is the wedding she still thinks they're flying to a destination for the wedding and like the Poor Dad doesn't even get to walk her down the aisle it's like I mean like I don't know how he would have in the first place cuz his airplane aisles are pretty small I will warn you a little cringe warning the actual wedding on the plane is like really rough to watch so strap in let your marriage be a time of waking each morning and falling in love with each other all over again you that was the official like weding then that was good those oh my God what are we doing now then what do you mean what are we doing now then you should know you planned the wedding man what we doing now then what we doing dude no vows nothing the wife walked up to the front of a plane a guy said a nice sentence and then that was it like what did Adam expect to happen this is rough dude but we're almost done okay Bianca is understandably a little confused by the wedding ceremony but Adam really thinks the whole day is going to turn around when she sees the reception venue when you see the next sort of venue I think you'll be pleasantly surprised and amazed just picture in your head what you think the reception is going to look like now whatever you have in your head make it a million times worse and that's what it looks like oh my god dude what the [ __ ] that looks like [ __ ] my man that looks like poo looks like the unknown is about to pop out it's the oh my god dude I [ __ ] I love the one tiny blue sky photo backdrop and then the rest is just filthy brick walls dude and yet no cut three or plates nothing just [ __ ] buckets babe it's awful like this wasn't a reaction I was it Adam is so dumb I'm sorry he's such an idiot I can't imagine how many criminals escaped under his watch when he was a prison guard all they probably had to do is just ask Adam to be set free and he'd be like okay no problem what we doing now then what are we doing now then and dude I really feel bad for Bianca Because by the end of this whole day she is a broken woman she has lost all hope and Sanity suits tacky the dress is tacky the flowers are tacky the shoes are tacky at least you get to link say dude this is her Joker origin story dude want to know how I got this wedding ring so the episode ends with Bianca and Adam enjoying the rest of their night to the best of their ability and then we can only assume they live happily ever after while they raise their baby boy together so that was an episode of don't tell the bride this is an evil show I think give dudes a small budget and a limited amount of time to plan like the most important day of their lives that's bad news and I'm not sympathizing or anything I'm not trying to cut Adam any slack here but like this is a dastardly television program and that is proven even further when the credits roll and it is revealed that this show was devised by John rolands it all makes sense this is a show that only could have been devised okay it was not created no more wedding planners okay we need wedding devisers I devised some plans for us tonight we got to use that word way more now I thought this was going to be the end of the video it's not Bianca and Adam's story does not end here it turns out I was wrong they did not go on to live happily ever after I found an article about this couple that came out a little while after their episode titled don't tell the bride star who had disastrous wedding in a sandfield warehouse recalls how she uncovered her husband's affair while he was in a coma Now That's What I Call turbulence let's read some of the article because holy [ __ ] this is insane Bianca was at the gym and Brock their son at the nursery when Adam called her from their home one day of September 2017 he was slurring his words not making sense and he said he didn't feel right I phoned for an ambulance and the controller said it sounded like a stroke by the time got home he was semiconscious on the floor the ambulance arrived just after me and I followed it to the hospital it later emerged that Adam who had just taken part in a bodybuilding contest was suffering from rabdomiolisis the breakdown of muscle tissue that leads to the release of muscle fibers into the bloodstream the rare condition often occurring in endurance athletes can be life-threatening I called Mom on the way to the hospital to tell her what had happened recalls Bianca and as we were talking my phone battery died I had Adam's phone with me so I switched to his he never made a secret of his security codes and it pinged as a message came through it read what are you doing today babe I thought babe that's a bit cozy but I laughed and told myself it was probably completely innocent okay first off how the [ __ ] did he even go into a coma that doesn't make sense to me how can one slip into a coma when there's already zero brain activity at the hospital Adam was in intensive care and I sat in the family room distraught anxiously waiting for news then another text came through just two question marks I thought what the hell and clicked on the profile photo of the sender which showed three women I thought this isn't right I had a little worried with myself don't do anything he's really poorly but I couldn't help it I turned detective to find out who had messaged my husband Bianca who had never suspected Adam was being unfaithful scoured social media and uncovered the identity of the woman with whom he had evidently been having an affair on a rugby M WhatsApp group he found that Adam had shared photos of his lover in her underwear together with graphic details of their clandestine sex life with his friends e yeah now I don't feel so calling him dumb so many times I think Adam was putting a little bit too much stock in that advice from his father if she loves you she'll forgive you and if you're wondering what happened next Adam woke up from his coma and completely recovered and once he did Bianca immediately left him crazy turn of events dude not really shocking that the guy that didn't really think about his wife at all during the wedding planning continued to not think about his wife at all once they were married so what did we learn guys are dumb as hell and probably shouldn't be in charge of large decisions and that's the whole sentence I really didn't need to say anything after that now is that 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