Daddy, why haven't the astronauts been back to the moon? What? Astronauts been to the moon, right? Why haven't they gone back? I think because it's too expensive to go back. How much does it cost? Billions of dollars. Well, I found a way to do it for two bucks. Two bucks? How? Yeah. Check it out. This What is that? Paper towel roll. You can slide down it. Or it can be an elevator. Oh, that's a really good idea, Jeffy. An elevator. The moon would never work, Jeffy. Yes, it would. Would No, it would not. Cuz the moon moves. Well, so does the Earth. Oh, he has a point, Marvin. But no, but the the Earth and the Moon, they don't move at the same Listen, it would never work because if you kept the moon in one spot, it would be dark there forever. That's not true. I've seen the moon outside during the daytime. You know, I've always wondered about that. Well, listen, it would never work because this stupid thing would cost trillions and trillions of dollars if it ever did work. Yeah, but then you can go to the moon whenever you want to. You put a Walmart up in that [ __ ] or a Chuck-E-Cheese. Oh, alien rat cheddar cheese pizza dick. Marvin, look the news. [Music] Breaking news, MK. The P Diddy trial is underway and the juryy's about to release the verdict. Let's go into the courtroom now. Order, order, order, order, order. I am the Honorable Judge Pub and today we will be concluding the case of E. Did it. Now, Diddy, before we proceed, is there anything you would like to say? Yes. I just want to be free. Lock them up and throw away the key. Lock them up and throw away the key. I just want to be free. Lock them up and throw away the key. Lock them up and throw away the key. I just want to be free. Green grass, you ain't never going to see. Green grass, you ain't never going to see. I just want to be free. Green grass, you ain't never going to see. Tell them lock them up and throw away the key. Free puffing. Bad boy baby, I might hit you with mace. Better watch your drink cuz I might drag you back to my place. Flustered and face. I slip my hip, might need a brace. I'm down for the chase. Don't drink that baby oil or cuz it's lace. Take that. Take that. It's consensual. I meant to say that. It's a did it party. Baby, please bring the apex. I'm not in the prostitution. Judge, I really hate that. I just hire men to find my needle in the haststack. I'm not a bad guy. They call me brother love. So, what's this stuff? Forensics tell me it's a drug. It's just candy sugar that I share with my party buzz. So, this is the reason for your whips and butt. No, it's for fun, man. I hope the jury is hung. Judge the whip is for the back and the plus for your buns. I've heard enough. Have you anything else to say? Please let a [ __ ] free so I can just be free. Lock him up and throw away the key. Lock them up and throw away the key. I just want to be free. Lock them up and throw away the key. Lock them up and throw away the key. I just want to be free. Green grass, you ain't never going to see. Green grass, you ain't never going to see. I just want to be free. Green grass, you ain't never going to see. Tell them lock them up and throw away the key. What's my charges? Prostitution. Huh? Racketering. What? Trafficking. Drug possession. Thousand bottles of baby oil. Seems like you might have a sex obsession. Why are you worried about your sketches when the court's in session? A soft padded cell is what you may be best at. At your least, how do I know you really learned your lesson? You need to stay at a facility for your correction. I think it's funny that you mention love for your buddies. Can you tell me about your relationship with Mr. Cuty? He's my favorite artist, man. I really love his shows. That guy really has to drive. He's the next to blow. I must say, you're a nasty man, Mr. Diddy. I hate to be the maid cuz I'm sure your party's filthy. If I say the wrong thing, I'm afraid you might kill me. So for the lack of evidence, I guess you're not finally free. Huh? Yeah, [ __ ] I'm finally free. What? What? Where that ass? Where that ass, [ __ ] I'm finally free. Booty all that I see. That booty all that I see. Yeah, I'm finally free, baby. Well, put it all on me, little [ __ ] Yeah, I'm finally free. Whoa, P. Diddy was found not guilty. Oh no, Marvin. Those poor abused women. This is just going to teach women not to come out about their abuse claims because justice is never served. Uh-huh. Hey daddy, we should probably call NASA and tell him to [ __ ] can these since we have my Chuck-E-Cheese elevator. Hey Marvin. Oh, hey. What are you doing here? Whoa. What is that? It's my Charles Entertainment Cheddar elevator to do Chuck-E-Cheese on the moon. Oh, that's cool. He thinks he can build an elevator to the moon. But I told him it's a dumbass idea. You know, I actually work for NASA and we've never thought of anything like that. That's a pretty good idea. Huh. Well, you guys should probably ship can these, too. Oh, we stopped making those back in 2010. Hm. What do you want? Oh, well, I assume you saw the diddy stuff. Oh, yeah. He was found not guilty. Yeah, not guilty. It's just a shame. No one ever takes women seriously when they share their trauma stories. Any [ __ ] way. He was only found not guilty because it was a hung jury. They were each pushing 10 in at least. Wait, what's a hung jury? Well, you see, during the jury selection process, we all just pick random people. But then after the verdict, we have everybody drop their trousers and we see how much they're packing. And if they're packing too much, we can't believe anything they say cuz they don't know what it's like to suffer. I mean, if I had a 10-in dawn, I'd be waving it at traffic. I'd be an Only Fans model. I wouldn't need any other job. So, what does any of this have to do with me? Oh, well, you see, uh, Diddy has been handing out flyers at the courthouse. Your elevator crashed. Well, [ __ ] Well, he was handing out flyers at the courthouse for his big not guilty freakoff party that he's going to have tonight. And no cops are allowed. I already asked. So, what I need you to do is sneak into that party with a hidden camera and record as much evidence as you can so we can put him away for good this time. But, you want me to go to a freakoff? Absolutely not, Marvin. I I wasn't saying I was going to go, but if I did go, what do you want me to do? I mean, everything. Whatever he told you to do. And you'd have to record all of it, too. Just get really freaky. Some really nasty [ __ ] What? What? What? What if he wants me to suck a wiener? Then you got to suck a wiener on camera. Marvin. Marvin, you can only go if you can get justice for those women. Oh, I am not going. Hey, daddy. Can I go? No. No. No one's going. I'm not going. You're not going. But daddy, what if you have what if you need backup? What if you get some [ __ ] He's got a point. Marvin, we're not getting any [ __ ] because why the hell would I want to go there? Well, I mean, justice for one. Ew. And also, you know, we we offer award of $50,000. $50,000. Now, we're talking about potential wiener sucking money. Okay. Wow. I'm surprised that's all it took. Well, no. No. Listen, for $50,000, I'll go in there. But you said I have to wear a camera. Oh, yeah. It's a little one. It's barely noticeable. I'll go get it. There you go, Marvin. There's the camera. I feel like it's very noticeable. No, no, no, no. See, that's what the cowboy hat's for. People are going to be looking at the hat and not the camera. And then when Diddy sees that, he's going to know you're a real cowboy, and he'll try to ride you like a horse. Well, hopefully not. Um, baby, can you see the camera? What camera? See, Marvin, if you'll be okay. What if they do notice the camera? They won't, Marvin. I'm a cop. I know a thing or two about being undercover. Okay, fine. I guess I'll go to this Diddy party. Hold on, Jenny. Let me get my fit on. And let me let me just take this back off. All right, Jeffy, do not act suspicious and get us caught. Like how? Pointing out the Hubble telescope on your head. Yeah, do not point out the camera. Okay, I won't. Hello. Hey, is this a daddy party? Where's that baby over? Oh, I want your asses out. I want it to be slick. I want to cop this lad. I don't know. Depends who's asking. You're the cops. Of course not. You can call him James Webb. Uh he Yeah. My name's James Webb and this is my friend uh Snicker Pippets. Snicker Pippets. So, Mr. James and Mr. Snicker. Are you cops? No, we're not cops. Oh, what's he wearing? Oh, it's my gremlin outfit. Don't feed me ash after midnight. Oh, you're perfect for this party. I just got to pat you boys down and make sure you're not wearing any wires or hidden cameras. Hey, wait a minute. I really like your hat. Oh, thanks. Oh my god, it was close, Daddy. What was close? Your hand to my nut sack. Well, if that makes you uncomfortable, maybe you're at the wrong party. Uh, no. No, not uncomfortable. We love it. All right, come on in, boys. Whoa, Jeffy, this party's crazy. Dang, look, they got booger sugar. Oh, I have to get that on camera for the cops. Jeffy, look. It's the real P. Diddy. Who the [ __ ] brought a no button to my goddamn party? I am P Diddy. I told y'all I want to have all the consensual ass in the goddamn world. And no, it's not the damn mass. Turn it around and say you're on. Oh, I didn't even see that [ __ ] H Well, I told y'all I don't want you to keep your damn clothes on. What's wrong with y'all coming to her dinner party with clothes on? God damn it. Let's get this party started. Who want to play hungry hungry hippos? Who going to be the hippos? And who eat my ass? Right here, pick me. Hey, souls to the man up front. You're not going to be ass. Yes, I am. Oh, wait. Before we get started, let's get sweaty. Let's play baby oil twister. How do you play baby oil twister? Oh. Oh, you just get lthered in baby oil. I'm talking about soaked in some good Johnson Johnson. You get down on all foes and uh and it holds the gold. What happens with the twister mat? Oh, what map? The twister mat. Huh? Okay. Um, well, uh, there's a lot of illegal activity, huh? Oh, yeah. A lot of illegal activity. What do you No, illegal. Oh, what? What are you talking about? Uh, the the the the the drugs. Oh, that's sugar. What the hell? He's silly man. Yeah, he's right, daddy. It's sugar. Uh, well, what would you do if a girl said no? Would you hit her? No. Tell her ass to leave. Get out. Scram. Scadattle. We like her sensual sexy. You don't seem like a bad guy. I'm not that bad, man. I just like to party naked. Um uh uh can I use your bathroom? Oh, hold on. Hold on. Let me take my jacket off first. No, no, no, no. Oh, oh, no, no, no, no. It's number two. Oh. Oh, you can use my shirt. Oh, no, no, no. I I got to pass a kidney stone. Oh, crunchy. But I'm all for it. No, no, no, no. I got to throw up. It's the first time with throw up, but uh ain't no [ __ ] No, no, no. Um I need to use a toilet. Like, where's your toilet? Right here. My face. Oh. Oh. Um you know, I want to use a white toilet. Wow. [ __ ] Did y'all hear that? [ __ ] racist. A white toilet. He comes to a diddy party and asks for a white toilet. Listen, I a black toilet ain't good enough for you. I just want to use a real toilet. Oh, come on. Answer the phone. Hey, Marvin. You getting a good footage yet? No. What about handage? Huh? You know, footage, handage, mouthage, whatever freaky [ __ ] he's doing. No, no, no, no. We have not done anything freaky. Are you sure you're even at a diddy party? Oh, I'm at a diddy party. He just hasn't done anything wrong. That doesn't sound like Diddy. Are you sure it's really him? Oh, no. It's really him. I mean I mean he wants us to play hungry hungry hippos. Is that code for something? He wants us to be the hungry hippos and eat his butt. And And does anybody not want to do that? No. I mean, everyone seemed like they wanted to or didn't mind. He said anyone who didn't want to can leave. And you didn't leave. I'm getting a footage for you. Okay. I'm just saying. Sounds like you're kind of freaky to me. No, I'm doing my job. But he just hasn't done anything wrong. Huh? Maybe he's a changed man. I mean, he could be a changed man. I just Do I still get the 50,000 if he doesn't do anything wrong? No, you got to catch him doing something bad. Well, can I make him do something bad? No, that's coercion. That's not allowed. Well, I mean, he he he wanted me to poop on him. Were you considering it? No. Just the way you said that sounded like you wanted to poop on. I didn't know if that was a crime I didn't know about. No, I don't think so. It's just [ __ ] weird. Okay, so I think I'm just going to take this camera off cuz it's hurting my head and I'm just going to enjoy the party. Okay, go poop on P. Diddy. What? Like Poo Dy. All right, I just got done using the bathroom. Me, too. God, that was hot. Yeah, I have a fever. What? You pissed on PD? Where's the telescope, Hubble? I took off the camera, Jeffy, cuz there's no illegal activity here. Uh-oh. Uh-oh, guys. The party's over. It's 11:00. Everybody go home. A I guess it's time for the non-central at the party. Well, if you say no, I still do it. Oh, where's the camera? Where's the camera at? Sir. Sir, Danner. I think someone was trying to record illegal activity. Oh, hell no. Piss on it and destroy it. Yes, sir. Uh, looks like we got to get going. Oh, no. No, no. Nobody's leaving. The doors are locked. You got to at least get pissed on before you leave. I I I don't want to get pissed on. I like No. I'm saying no. I'm saying no. I'm saying no. Come on. No. You got to stay here. I'm saying no. All right. All right. At least hear my new song. Okay. What? New song? Yeah. I just made the new song. Yeah. Welcome to Freak Central. The non-consentual party begins. Ooh, where that booty at? Time to get in. Hey, time to party. Time to d. Let's make a dy sandwich. I want to be in the middle. And all this pink sugar got me fruity like some Skittles. And yeah, I like women, but I got a thing for pickles. Hey, time to party, time to d. Let's make a dy sandwich. I want to be in the middle. And all this pink sugar got me fruity like some Skittles. Yeah, I like women, but I got a thing for pickles. They tried to lock me up, but they didn't have a case. Got a jury scared they couldn't look me in the face. When the judge say I'm freing, there's a party at my place. Now throw them balls at me like I'm batting at the plate. Man, booty dragons, but only if you're packing. Pit house packed and they got my Willie wagon down on the satin and your best friend can tagging. Ride me like a magic carpet. I think I'm Aladdin. It's a D party. Bring the sausage. What's the hickory? Thought I was in the shower. That's a stripper trying to piss on me. Me and Jump and Johnson are best friends. We got history. Searching for booty. Getting to the bottom of the mystery. I need to take a seat. My favorite one's a dildo. So something in your droo. Use your cheeks as a pillow. All I want is beef. Put the meat across my grill though. Scrub my nuts on you like I'm clean and call me brillow. Hey, time to party. Time to d. Let's make a D sandwich. I want to be in the middle. And all this pink sugar got me fruity like some Skittles. And yeah, I like women, but I got a thing for pickles. Hey, time to party. Time to d Let's make a D sandwich. I want to be in the middle. And all this pink sugar got me fruity like some Skittles. Yeah, I like women, but I got a thing for pickles. She trying to mix my kids in the mac and cheese. The freeze come out when all the lanes are fast asleep. Cover you in the D sauce. I need some ass to feast. You can call me Donkey Kong. I'm trying to smash them cheese. Let escorts touch my steak. Feel them butter my meat. I only let my money spread. If you're spreading your cheeks, better have a tight ass if you're [ __ ] with me. I got peanut butter in someone's pew stuck in my teeth. Get naked for fun. The escorts going to show me their buns. I'm only eating if the booty tastes like butter pecun. Show off your guns. I'm trying to get a hole in one. I didn't eat before we freak. Know I might have the runs. You know the party going crazy. Get your freak on. All the nasty things we do, you better never speak on. If you ain't trying to oil up, the [ __ ] be gone. I'mma traumatize you. Make you never want to leave home. Hey, time to party. Time to d. Let's make a dy sandwich. I want to be in the middle. And all this pink sugar got me fruity like some Skittles. Yeah, I like women, but I got a thing for pickles. Hey, time to party. Time to d. Let's make a dy sandwich. I want to be in the middle. And all this pink sugar got me fruity like some Skittles. Yeah, I like women, but I got a thing for pickles. [Music]