[Music] fece the fom baby let's go Woodbury getaway this is episode five right we had Home Alone norward hitchhike Carrison house iron bar Lookout and woodb getaway I'm excited these are always really good the developer really nice as well I've talked to them a couple of times and I'm hoping to see them at New York ComicCon as well so it's going to be fun this is good how do I play There You Go episode play time 2 hours two hours wow big time I don't know what the Woodbury getaway is it just looked like a regular house like the Carson house again hello needed coffee to get done with the day top of the morning coffee I hope oh company can I deactivate I can just flub these [ __ ] numbers [ __ ] yeah velocity grow oh whoopsies that's zero you made no money DV8 Hub 540,000 why not a billion dollar bright Solutions w w you are worth nothing you're not even on my list uhoh let him cook them books amount stinky Unlimited Supply of stinky approved remark uh very smelly okay bright Solutions sorry you don't get anything Apex innovate innovate more okay type Invader oh God is this oh oh my god oh no I'm terrible at these games I'm I'm a [ __ ] typer I have to like look down at the keys uh maybe I maybe I don't let's see I don't I didn't really know I could do that oh why did I pick that one oh no time climb kill them kill them all this is like uh the typing dead is that what it's called kill the aliens I can't believe you put a whole game within your game our Master what the [ __ ] is [Music] that okay oh God position family stream ver I want to play your stupid [ __ ] game get me out of here how do I get out of this get me out of here I want to leave I want to get coffee I'm getting up I don't don't talk to me don't even look at me I want to talk to anybody jump out this window I can't type I work in an office and I can't type the aliens got me let me jump out and let them abduct me and take me away from this planet that I don't want to live on anymore [ __ ] okay time for my dinner which is coffee Fizz I hear typing are you playing that stupid [ __ ] game who's here I couldn't leave just yet had to get coffee okay somebody is typing and they're doing better than I did cooking the books huh what do you want Sid trying to get this done I was just checking if you need anything friend can't these clients ever make up their minds so working on that TPS report yeah I'm trying to get this done don't burn yourself out don't play that [ __ ] alien typing game either it's rigged it's [ __ ] they give you words like activism and racism is bad it's [ __ ] [ __ ] not that I think racism isn't bad it's that oh you're not going to call HR are you [ __ ] are getting coffee can open a window this stinks like [ __ ] in here [ __ ] coffee coffee coffee oh G to throw ah God I'm [ __ ] littering I'm the worst whose Pizza is this oh down the sugar or the salt whichever kills me faster [ __ ] okay put it in there ooh um what how do I put water in this okay we don't have Kurig machines in Europe we released cups for top of the morning recently and it was a whole learning process where I didn't realize the curig machines aren't worldwide I don't know how these things work needs water need an empty cup okay you got it it I I'll be [ __ ] dead and buried before the coffee guy doesn't know how to make coffee perfect oh blood red just the way I like it yeah what do we call this summertime glow and I needed to put on a lid no you didn't no you [ __ ] didn't you can do whatever you want look that's why you had to put the lid on otherwise it would have gone everywhere everybody seeing well your eyes working me when I have my first cup of coffee of the day needed to use the restroom going right through you H buddy ah supply room good enough who works in here I'll just [ __ ] right here yeah [ __ ] okay I'll take it seriously restrooms I forgot this is supposed to be a horror game please help keep this restroom clean I can't read all I can do is [ __ ] huh oh I'm a woman typical me to project myself onto the character oh yeah the pee meter is going down oh yeah the [ __ ] is wrong with you [ __ ] freak God don't do that you're lucky I [ __ ] already [ __ ] didn't like that [ __ ] creepy ass face I'm so sorry B I didn't know you were in here yeah you did you heard me pee how are you I don't see any of these it's not okay it's [ __ ] up I like the clay light cuz it's pretty quiet at this hour pretty like you the way you pe outs ready [ __ ] white mad jump scare you're working late again huh yeah well you know how it is just burning the midnight oil you're young folks sure to puted the hours make sure to take care of yourself well you're not [ __ ] helping by putting cortisol into my heart and killing [Music] me freak get out of the women's room you're not allow just clean whenever you want call HR [ __ ] didn't like that give me the heebies and I already had the gbi's can you come back later no someone harassed me in the bathroom they came up and went hey are you peeing that's cool I love peeing and working late I like clean the bathrooms when it's quiet out [ __ ] oh my phone's ringing it's the president he's giving me a medal for my gaming skills in the typing game hello Sid hello hello hello uh you're probably wondering why the vents are open and there's a kid with a balloon in there laughing all the time um just make sure you keep an eye on them hell hey harp it's Mike hey what up Mike I've been trying to call yourself for the last two hours it just keeps going to voicemail is everything all right yeah maybe take the [ __ ] hint Mike oh snap I was starting to think maybe you were ignoring me no it even cut out in the clan call earlier Mike you're not so important Mike I'm just kidding um where's the joke I I'm not laughing uh anyway uh what are you still doing at work it's getting kind of late yeah well work has been overwhelming lately damn that sounds rough good thing I called to cheer you up did you um about our trip did you get a chance to book the rental house just really wanted to see you and Nora [ __ ] I totally forgot oh Mike sorry [ __ ] so much no worries Harper I don't want to stress you out as long as you book it tonight I think it'll be fine is Harper my second name am I Sid Harper hey I was thinking since we both live in the city maybe I could pick you up and ride together it'd be nice to catch up I don't have enough Conta text for you Mike you know save on gas and relive the good old days just a little bit of Mike and Sydney time before Nora gets there okay you guys are long longtime friends sounds good great uh I guess I'll let you get back to work then thank you I'm going to beat this I'm going to beat the level Mike you think you you and Nora always say I can't beat the typing level when it brings up the word family stream I can beat it this time you don't know [ __ ] Mike I've accomplished a lot since school oh uh wait one more thing don't tell me about the level when you book The Rental please make sure to keep it under $100 a night okay Nora and I were talking and she's been on a pretty tight budget things haven't been going very well for her just hang up [ __ ] Nora I don't give a [ __ ] about Nora it'll be just like the old College days you always had a knack for finding the best spots okay I should really make the booking now right right of course sorry for yapping I'm just excited I guess what is blood yapping about all right talk to you later harp all right later okay time to commit some tax fraud and [ __ ] you time to commit some tax fraud and book a thing search Oh I thought I was actually typing I was I was typing in Woodbury getaway because I thought that would be a shortcut find your place to stay that looks nice stardo Valley Vibes although as a person who actually lived in a log cabin for years don't do it where are you going WB ooh ah that looks so nice [ __ ] Nora tight budget this place looks tight that's $249 a night two stars oh do you want to live in a place that actually feels like a house or do you want to [ __ ] in the woods with the animals up to you look at it this is 200 99 perfect I'm booking it is that it that was easy can I look at the pictures no okay familiar familiarize yourself with this folks we're going to get killed here here maybe a little here might get killed in the living room if I want to if I'm feeling nasty about it unable to execute what why am I unable to execute oh the [ __ ] game works though doesn't it devs are too lazy to program it oh that's funny I like that okay am I good did I drink all my coffee nope pasty oh yeah what do I do now do I do I actually have to finish work I had to book the cabin I thought I did what oh there we go confirm guys couldn't have been that easy by B I'm assuming you get hundreds if not thousands of stories sent daily so I'll give you a basic rundown of something that happened to me oh yeah preface Fierce of fathom is apparently a series where people submit stories themselves and then we hear about those stories I'm sorry if some of it is written weird but I was rushed when I was in my early 20s I worked at a big consulting firm in my city life at the firm was a constant juggle of deadlines client meeting and trying to prove my worth which was beating the alien game which didn't leave much room for leisure let alone a social life the job paid well sure but at the expense of my mental peace I'm Sydney Harper and this story takes place during one of those days one of my college friends Mike suggested that we take a weekend getaway to rural Vermont which sounded like a perfect break from the cycle of work and my other friend Nora was quick to jump on board as well the plan was simple we rent a small cabin close our shift early on Friday leave and be back on Monday and smoke a [ __ ] ball Mike came to pick me up two days later all right Mike Mike are you playing a [Music] PSP escape to hang up I don't want to should I hang up I don't know I don't know what's happening afternoon quite chilly today eh mhm I've seen you around but haven't had a chance to introduce myself I'm Gail I'm Sydney it's nice to meet you you're on the 10th floor right I'm on the eighth you're on the 10th floor right with the flower shower curtain the pink bathrobe you've you you have a bed up against your firewall that's the room isn't it I know I know how do you know I've just seen you a few times getting off at the tense floor when I'm whole blate from work what do you do for work I hope it's not smiling cuz you'll never get any business with that me I'm a software engineer what about you we work at a consulting firm downtown don't give them more information oh I see anyways hope I have a great rest of your night or rest of your day he need to get some groceries before this Stow starts you too is that a PSP or a Vita pulling into the parking garage now you down I'm here I'm here Mike hi Sydney thanks for your booking and my property okay thanks Rick we're looking forward to we're looking forward to it just confir shut up Mike I'm reading my messages God world is revolver you Mike take a [ __ ] hint hey how's it going that's still how you hug people how else do you hug people except sniffing their shoulders when you go in close you're the weird one why don't you hug me like you missed me cuz I didn't I think it say something about smelling first you look good all thanks for picking me up not giving him a compliment wouldn't have it any other way it'll be nice to have company on the way this old truck brings back so many memories I remember when you had that hit and run with the old lady I can still see the dent in the front right this bad boy has been through a lot you can D throw your stuff in the back and we'll get on our way okay Mike I don't even I I don't think that's his real name how do I how do I put stuff in the back do you mean the back here there's no back here how do I throw bag in back hello oh I have to get my bag oh people are saying that this guy looks like madad it he really does he actually looks like a childhood friend of mine oh God bag can I get my bag back oh whoops you just told me to throw my bag in the back Mike but you didn't tell me I didn't have a bag how embarrassing is it a horn all right then harp are you ready to hit the road let's do this oh yeah where's Nora she'll meet us there I don't trust you Mike Pat the route through the city would have been a detour for her anyway all right then herp is M pack going to kill me in my sleep [ __ ] hell oh God I made you some decaf thank you I'm too old for this sweet Jesus it was starting to snow I was starting to [ __ ] myself ice in the road Mike how are you driving there thank you scared the [ __ ] out of me harp isn't it weird that I never once look forward we used to dream about escaping our college and now here we are trying to escape from the life we wanted to live live that's cool Mike you know what H top of the morning decaf coffee can I shill any harder oh so good when you want to get the beautiful Taste of beans but not [ __ ] your pants Mike we couldn't wait to get out into the real world maybe we just didn't know how much the real world would you know be lit as heck suck sometimes change Rick's texting me change is just hurt like trying to adjust to the new job speaking at jobs how's it going so far hold on I got a text I can't open it we're working on this project that uses machine learning to predict market trends it's pretty Cutting Edge stuff it's also dull as all hell what was I looking at did you see that I saw a school bus see what there was a school bus maybe it's a project you know someone's idea of turning it into a tiny home on wheels or something I've read people do that on the internet I didn't think that was that weird did you guys think that was weird if I saw a school bus at the side of someone's house I wouldn't think it was that weird I would here if it was one of those school buses look out [Music] Mike well done mic pad oh snap that was close house you know I read on the internet that in Native American lore seeing a deer cross your path is like getting a message from the universe is it I don't know any Native American people so I I can't ask is that why Arthur Morgan sees one at the end of Red Dead 2 but that's just a theory a deer Theory hello Sydney welcome to my truck [Laughter] oh Mike Pat ever since you got out of retire of retirement are we even close should be about an hour and a half from here [ __ ] don't tell me how to drive my car driving through the snow kind of feels like we're traveling through the intergalactic space through the intergalactic space okay what do you mean look at the way the snowflakes swirl around the headlights it's just like stars and galaxies rushing past us I really want you to lock in Mike it's kind of beautiful just lock in for the couple of hours that we're driving or however long is don't kill me in your car [Music] 5:14 p.m. God it was dark early Dairy mert beautiful yo harp check that out is it the road cuz you haven't checked it out once Pizza Mo's Pizza are we getting pizza [ __ ] yeah Mike you know harp I got to tell you these new GPS systems are something else I didn't even type in go to pizza and somehow I found it anyway this Pizzeria is exactly where it appeared on my GPS it's like living in the future so hungry I think I could eat a whole [Laughter] pizza I know what he means but it sounds like oh I'm so hungry I could eat a horse you know oh I'm so hungry I could eat a whole pizza at this pizza areia that I went to yeah it's a pretty normal thing Mike most people can eat a whole pizza all right then harp operation Pizza Pit Stop is a go prepare to land a he's not so bad I'm busting your balls Mike but I think you're okay let's see what his pizza order is first it could be terrible also I never know if there's supposed to be like references to old games old fears of the fathom games in these ones like stuff might drive by like a car or something that's what I thought the school bus was at first what are you waiting for I just got to go to church real quick I thought I could explore Mike oh he's leaving the door open for it yeah I'm an asshle sorry thanks Mike Pat come on in herp thank you this just end reports of a strong snorm coming towards Woodberry tonight residents are recommended to stay indoors and keep warm during this time let's check in with our field reporter how the weather out there Phil oh it's so cold out here I I can't feel my hands okay like the studio should have really brought some snow gear instead of buying that new coffee machine I'm sure you'll be fine you can have some coffee when you get back to the studio Jerry you cannot be serious you know my doctor said not to drink any caffeine sounds like someone's having a bad day maybe you should cool off you little [ __ ] why can't you go out here and deal with the snow instead of me who's the other guy been here for 6 years and I never get to report somewhere ice listen Phil I'm just clearly the better looking one you can worry about where you'll report once you get that rhinoplasty rhinoplasty why would I need rhinoplasty my face looks perfectly fine you could also use some Botox while you're at it actually maybe you should just work as a studio light engineer behind the camera I think it would be better field of work for you only got your job because your sister works at the mixing board you would have never been able to work here if it wasn't for her I'd like to see you work the sometime how dare you I'm a certified news anchor certified yeah my ass okay you didn't do [ __ ] how about I come by the studio and we settle this like men oh yeah well let's do it Punk we'll be right back after this commercial break was that Dante as well are you exhausted and desperately need a break yeah is your 9 to5 stressing you out [ __ ] take a vacation with RAC cabin.com we offer thousands of 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well it since my cows disappeared I take care of my stor with Burgers I haven't eaten anything that's delicious in a long time patrine I miss you come home I promise to sew more grass come and see for yourself Burger's so delicious your eyes will pop out of your Orit dude that burger looks really [ __ ] cool like it was a UFO shape which is a great marketing but it look it was encased inside it that was so cool I would eat the [ __ ] out of that the [ __ ] is happening [Music] is this an ad for breaking your [Music] neck okay that's my office that's the guy I work with isn't it Mark it's funny you weren't here this morning morning for coffee break you know we're all trying to make a little effort to lighten the atmosphere here you [ __ ] chill in the last report I mentioned spending more time together I may have been a bit vague but okay if you want well what in the fourth wall counted as one of those moments and no we're not going to penalize you for that of course is he supposed to be Dwight only for you that I'm doing this I mean look at Tina for example she's going through a tough time right now but she makes the effort to come to the coffee Brinks and she participates and I can Good Rapport in the office is essential for achieving good results and it's proven that employees who get along well work better together tomorrow you'll be the happiest people in the world by the way what the [ __ ] we're going to be one big family Mark [ __ ] you [Laughter] Jan PR oh that's so such a good ad holy [Music] [ __ ] these are crazy I did I smoke something did everyone put something in this [Music] coffee this is the whole game we're just going to sit here and watch these all day I want to know who wrote These ra did you write these the developer it was all right fire music you should check it out there's so many of [Music] them didn't we have ads in the last one as well there was something on the computer I could look [Music] at yeah there was something with a cat right meanwhile Mike is in the background being like stop watching the TV okay you know what Mike you're right you're right we should we should uh back away for a second though but they did a great job voice acting I think queso and if that was Dante they were really good well done hi you sound and walk like you [ __ ] yourself or are about to and someone's in the bathroom you can't get in okay hi how you doing my friend not bad you I'm as good as man can be my friend are you here for the pizza no just looking for a little help brother thank you for getting out Jesus okay good luck how's the pizza what'd you get well my dear you absolutely can't go wrong with the pepperoni here at Mo's every bite reminds you of a story so what brings you to Mo just passing through I'm looking to get murdered where what Happ in woodrey oh I shouldn't have told told him that should I okay the ads are repeating though Woodberry you say beautiful place used to Camp there quite often when I was a younger man there's something about being out in the wilderness nothing but the Stars overhead those memories just stay with you anyway I'm rambling young lady you made a wonderful Choice stopping here at Mo Gman yeah that's what I was doing the right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world do you come here often oh my dear I've been here always this place is full of memories for me though my daughter bless her she tries to keep me from eating too much pizza too bad for a man my age she says she worries too much only have one of these Heavenly slices about twice a month now [Music] well well it was nice chatting with you safe travels to you and your friend thank you [ __ ] weirdo okay hey how you doing even folks looks like the CO's got everyone craving pizza today we got people of all kinds of places we got people getting small pizzas large pizzas we've got people getting medium pizzas here that I always as well can I get you you five folks know what you want to eat we'll get three slices each I'll go with pepperoni cheese and a veggie are you ordering for me Mike and for you miss I'll go with the most special one [ __ ] Drizzle Pizza coming right up all right what's your second choice uh pepperoni and then Margarita any drinks for you folks let should cover us just a pizza today thanks apparently I'm going to [ __ ] choke it down Mo apparently I'm not allowed to get a a little drinky poo for Sid all right 3600 slice come right up that'll be 2250 2250 for six slices is that bad I'm am I out of touch with how much pizza costs these days 2250 that's a lot isn't it you want 27 you call back up with pie ready hey Tony we got to spit in the pie this a soda is $2 oh it's cuz I got the most special wait is it pepperoni mushroom pizza Mo special $26 what the [ __ ] I no wonder this guy's about to [ __ ] himself he had a heart attack looking at the prices okay it's early 5:00 p.m. and I haven't received a confirmation text from you I just wanted to check in and make sure everything is okay the roads near Woodbury can get a little dangerous if you're not from the area please let me know when you arrived this is way nicer than any Airbnb we're on our way and should be there around 6 PM the snow slowed us down quite a bit thanks for checking in okay please confirm when you check in safe travel okay bye uh friends forever we've got you girl cheap and cozy oh wait are these all new messages what the [ __ ] [ __ ] oh my god did you guys hear about Taylor and Baxter let me guess Baxter got her pregnant and now they're planning a Star Wars seed baby shower oh cringe I can see it now a birth announcement that says the force is strong with this one God we could stop before he walks into the room he's like a long time ago and a bedroom far far away a baby is born did they TI the not tell me they didn't get married I didn't get an invitation an invitation Mike you're the biggest nerd I know other than baxer he would totally do that this is so cute oh and here we are [ __ ] on them that's nice that's beautiful oh so happy for them they make me believe in love again right I always thought they were so cute together I remember Taylor telling me how they met at a Beatles tribute concert in high school it's too stinking cute that's goals our College friends are moving on with their lives and getting married and I'm here bust of my ass and revising designs for a company I don't even care about blah seriously I feel you girl may as well put a bed in my office because it feels like I live here damn preach and I miss the city my social life is officially dead Syracuse just doesn't hit the same can't believe it's been a year since the last time we saw each other ladies I have a proposal not the same kind as Baxter had for tailor but a proposal nonetheless a thruple me thinks how about I benefit and you guys do all the work sounds good huh oh Mike pad how about we find a rental house this winter somewhere in Vermont maybe we can just chill and relax for weekend I'm 100% serious it's like our College days watch movies that actually sounds like a great idea getaway I don't know Mike sounds like a lot of work plus I'm swamped right now my boss just dropped two new clients on me this week think about it Harpy don't call me that a weekend away from all distress no work no deadlines it'll be like a girl trip with Mike Mike you're an honorary girl this weekend you say it like it's a bad thing I don't know guys I'll get back to you excuse me honestly the more I think about it the more I like the idea that's the spirit Harpy let's make it happen okay I'll bring some pizza supplies not the kind of wake and bake Mikey has in mind but it'll be so good is this is this the Pizza supplies har would you mind taking the lead on booking the house okay what did what did nor here's the thing guys I'm on a tight budget I'm eating ramen noodles for every meal kind of tight not to mention I really need to put a new set of tires on the car if we could find something in the ballpark of $100 per night I think I can still make it work I don't know let me know if that's okay with you I hope I get to see you both soon is this how people feel when they hear me in these games where they're like I all I hear is you I don't hear a character all I hear is Lily nor that's no problem we want make sure to get something reasonably priced we've got you girl cheap and cozy don't say cheap Harpy we know you're a millionaire at H Nora the fanciest woman we know Lily is a millionaire I've I've I've hung out with Lily and all she does is throw money at people okay what are we doing sit down not me cold out isn't [Music] it nor nor didn't text [Music] so car treating you good it really sounds like someone's [ __ ] fisting ass in the background it's so grow now I know I said turn off the eating sounds Burger so delicious your eyes will pop out of your orbit what I don't know what I'm supposed to do do you have any recommendations get the cheese I did get a slice of cheese do I have to talk to you while we're sitting Oh Long sniff smells so good in here [Music] yep norex [ __ ] finally Christ get me out of here like you start texting oh my God I'm [ __ ] dying this is so awkward I hate Mike he's like you know I'm in the group chat with you I was just joking you guyss are going to hate me I swear I'll get on the road as soon as I can but something last minute popped up I'm not going to bore you with all of the details the long and short of it is one of my clients needs a last minute change their payments are about the only thing keeping the lights on I hate to leave so late but I've got to keep them happy I'll have this logo done before you know it and be on my way well sorry Lily but now mat Pat's going to kill me [ __ ] please be careful I hate that you're leaving so late drive slow and don't worry I'll make sure harp stays up to let you in did you listen to nor voice message in the group you were here you heard it yeah looks like she'll be late that's a bummer I guess we'll have to start the fun without her what can we do don't act like you don't know what I'm talking about what is that my pizza your F right here okay okay okay jeez calm down [Music] ah it's just like a mama I used to make back in an Italiano you hear that beautiful music all right folks you're set thank you and you'll probably come back down Mo P [Music] time oh that looks like [ __ ] what you got mine looks way better consuming oh damn there pizza slaps can't believe Nora is missing out on this bombass pizza I know right Lily's probably at home streaming I can't do it I can't do it it sounds like you're slurping your pizza through a straw hey there my friends hello there I saw y'all pull in driving that nice old truck are you just watching who pulls in and taking notes yeah it's [ __ ] freaky weirdo oh not at all my friend I just noticed that you seem to be uh heading the same direction I was you're not coming what y all mind if I hitch a ride with you where's your car who needs car when they're fine friends like you pass the time with why did I make him sound like the Swedish Chef from Sesame Street or the Muppets bort bort bort y'all wouldn't have even know I was there quiet as a church mouse and uh twice is nice so uh what do you all say care to give this free spirit ride down that old Snowy Road no no uh you [ __ ] [ __ ] me like lady come on come on lady you [ __ ] [ __ ] me he's just completely changes he's trying to be nice have you seen the snow out there you want me walking down the road in it's freezing weather look I'm sorry you ain't too kind are [Laughter] you that was [ __ ] awkward he didn't even order anything oh God it is now when he's going to kill me I feel bad for the guy though after all these years you're still that same old herp yeah someone who [Music] consumes there he goes walking oh I get to eat crust and all Dam harp you actually eat the crust yeah sorry Matt pad it's kind of voiceful not to don't you think there are guys outside starving right now because we didn't let them come with us we should have given him the crusts I guess but you wouldn't really eat the peel of an orange would you you don't eat the peel huh everybody laugh at Mike everybody point and laugh Mike is stupid he does need Orange Peel have you ever seen monkeys in the wild eat oranges Mike they eat the peel what are we evolved monkeys technically eight for whatever uh uh oh I want to keep going I want to just burp all day okay I'll see you Mike Nora messaging that was so good dude get out of my [ __ ] face why is this weird dude always up in my [Music] business all right then are you ready to hit the road I'm about to hit this guy maybe we could beat the worst of the snow are we close this guy is close out of your let's see if my GPS is right it should be about another hour give me the keys harp the weather's awful I need to drive part of the way home I'm going to drive so you can get a break take a break while I drive Michael I'm afraid of what kind of break you're going to give me harp break your arm you'll be afraid if you don't give me the keys fine but there's one condition what is it first get I get first choice of bedrooms or if we get when or if we get there deal this guy just got a good old sniff of me didn't he yeah doesn't feel too good does it being all up in someone's business yeah bye friends haha I have the keys I'm going to church you can't stop me oh [ __ ] okay I just hope you know that the Swedish Chef is going to come back and kill me well not kill me cuz I survived I'm telling the story he's going to kill Mike and Nora that or Nora is going to show up late and she's the Killer and be like guys I'm so sorry I didn't know where I was I I'm late is your and then Lily's going to walk in and kill both of us station and then I'm going to survive and not die this as we Embrace Jesus did Ione get the plate what the [ __ ] came out of nowhere I told you driving in the snow is no joke you said snow joke and I thought you were just making [ __ ] up Christ [ __ ] this is adrenaline Mike it's going through me I think I think the address is 241 woodb Boulevard but I've taken a big knock to the head so I can't remember anything anymore which one is to drive let's go want to moment I'm aw I'm awake don't worry that woke me up more than anything why is the radio always the same cuz it's sick okay watch out watch out that's a policeman can't hit him or can I okay no more crashies we're fine Mike look how does it feel to be driving along and not looking at the road pretty [ __ ] difficult Mike oh nailed it Mike I have no legs Mike how am I driving with no legs Christ they're all over the road mate coming out of nowhere oh [ __ ] I love this song The TI and besides no one can take her up and out of my life I think the words come together well and that's no Co God this [Music] is I it's one of [Music] these I don't know if it's one of I'm I'm ding [Music] driving [Music] just I don't know where I'm going but I hope I get it right Shackled by lust Jesus sets free watch out oh here we are wood Bri Mike are you Shackled by lust cuz I know a guy that will set you free it's one of these just stay in the car mike I'mma look around that's it m get back in the car idiot step into my room leave with bloody lips saying never really did here we are we got here in one piece my legs fell asleep one second my legs are gone I don't have legs Mike I'm floating it was quite a little house it was a quaint little house in a quiet neighborhood Mike do you hear that creepy music what was the code 5176 oh wait I didn't read a message from Nora oh she just said [Music] that nice H Keys baby let's go after you no seriously okay it's [ __ ] freezing out here Mike what a great place I knew we could count on you it smells so nice in here like someone's baking cookies right but I really need to hit the John [ __ ] you John such an aive movie kind of joke do you want to play yeah but you always beat me tell no one while I'm gone can you put these groceries away should be enough space in the fridge sure sure sure all right recognize this place from the pictures this [ __ ] music is creepy I feel like I'm being watched every bone in my body is telling me to run that sounded like that sounded like straight [Music] bars okay some yogurt we got some milk I can't put the milk in the door oh goes in the door had to close the mini fridge before picking it up I don't want to do that oh America with your eggs in the fridge cool just take a wicked whiz sorry about that herp you okay long drive and all that pizza really did a number on me went right through me uh well all the groceries are put away thanks for handling that harp anyway this place looks crazy nice it's got that rustic charm you just don't see anymore it's nice to get away from the city for a bit for sure hey I really need to pee I'll be back you can go ahead I'll start oh did I say that I I wait I got confused my brain turned off for a second I thought he was saying he was going to go pee again and I was like you just did it the smell alone told me pizza had really done number Mike oh Mike you didn't get a chance in this game I had to put the toilet seat down my bad and I clicked it by accident don't listen hi we've checked in [Music] okay cozy and now I kind of have to pee in real life I hate to admit it but I didn't wash my hands after being oh [ __ ] the game is holding me accountable for real life stuff I re I washed my hands in real life I swear it was it's cuz it's a video game it's cuz the video game I don't think about it I just want to go out and see my my beautiful mat pad I didn't flush either I'm sorry God this seem's calling me out you feeling better after the drive much better now so ready to check out the place sure let's see what this place has to offer after after you set a couch this living room is bigger than my apartment oh there's a fire going did Rick light the [Music] fire Our Journey Begins With Jesus house comes with some nice Ambiance who is that okay perv room whispers in the dark is that Atari Jesus place is old excuse me Mike you smell better when you're awake excuse me you want to play with the Ouija board later Mike you want to get spooked you want to get scared I don't like that I don't like when it lets me look out the windows like that feels like I'm being watched what was that for you just going to follow me like a weirdo and not say [Music] anything who are you Rick you better be Rick stop doing that [ __ ] almost pissed myself oh hey you're here you scared us Oopsy Daisy I didn't mean to welcome to my home sweet home what a lovely young couple no no no we're we're not a couple we're just friends Oopsy Daisy again silly me bone head bone head uh we didn't expect anyone to be here oh um I was out looking from my cat earlier and I remember that the TV has been on the frit here just thought I'd stop by and try to get it working again since the last few folks left a bad word for it you know they say treat your guests like family my family doesn't go out without TV my family's dead so time to treat you like my family Mike show any emotion please speaking of that now that your folks are here let me show you around my sweet little home right now it' be a bad I'd be a bad owner if I didn't give you the grand tour why your eyes looking in different directions not I mean things can't people can't have eyes like that I'm not trying to but you snook up on me host was a middle-aged man with a nervous energy um hey said you're you're saying that out loud loud hey Sid right from the start his presence made me uncomfortable Sid Sid you're saying you're speaking out loud this is quite a [ __ ] hole here's your shower that thing will make you feel like you're bathing under a waterfall in the Amazon jungle [ __ ] freezing yeah I got one lazy eye but then the other one got lazy as well cuz it was out of work so now I got two lazy eyes oh this thing doesn't work either unfortunately you're just going to have to spit on your hands when you're done not to worry I'll get it fixed for you real soon fix your uper whoopsie daisies let me show you the other bedroom now okay look herp this room has a nice ass View you think that's nice mister cool wait till I show you the deck follow me now please Oopsy Daisy flopsy whoopsy let's go I don't like him oh this is the same this is the same room from the other one isn't it the Carson house wow oh holy smokes this is incredible incredibly cold glad you folks like it this is one of my favorite spots here there uh the view of the creek is beautiful it's a great spot for fishing too all right folks let's head back in before I catch the cold and the death thing out here so many places to get [Music] murdered great tour Jimbo this here is where I give you the paddling you come in here and you've been a naughty little guy I smack you on the bottom here's the storage room if you need anything tools extra blankets whatnot it's all in it's all in here there if the power ever goes out uh you can use this here flashlight there uh here on my right storms like these you never know Mike do you know what he said saying I can't understand him no we might not need it uh trust me it's best to always uh know it where it is instead of not and having it all right folks there let's head downstairs now down we go the TV's still on stop it closed doors were you [ __ ] born in a field well Fields have Gates so you should have known there's two cameras in that bear all righty folks I see you already uh stocked up there in the over the fridge over there uh with some tasty food uh you see the knob turn the knob up for more Cooling and down turned off I tend to keep it low in the winter uh the bill gets out of control speaking of winter [ __ ] cold as [ __ ] outside I better uh show your folks the water heater what accent am I doing the [ __ ] is this excuse me excuse me Mike okay you guys are allowed go through doors but I'm not oh no are you coming at MIS Canadian is it strong Midwest okay well those are very different things Irish Canadian you know what it's r Rick's accent doesn't it's he's just a sweet little guy what you looking at Mike Mike's like one of those dogs that sees ghosts that we can't see sweet basement bro um nothing to worry about uh down here there uh there's just a water heater and some old or storage stuff if it ever stops working uh just hit the button there uh there on the bottom and uh the pilot light will fire up and you'll be back in business okay are you coming Miss I I thought tour I thought we were doing a thing okay what Hey sir what's the deal with that room over there oh I you two need to concern your pretty little stupid little heads about I kind of use this basement as a storage renders don't need to space uh they really ought to keep upstairs okay well I was just curious well you know what to say curiosity uh killed the cat and I killed a manic cat my time and I'll kill you too if you don't shut your [ __ ] mouth let's move on there m you're embarrassing me go [ __ ] walk he did I mention well no maybe I ought to keep it to myself the fell I bought this house from well told me his mother died down here some guests have reported hearing voices at night but uh they said that they could hear something shuffling around down here there as well not to scare you folks but if I were one of you I would wouldn't really step down here D okay Puck her up oh [ __ ] to looks under your faces come on out there just a joking there at this point my creep meter was quietly pinging at around 6 out of 10 what was that nothing all righty folks uh snow's starting to pick up I'm going to hit the road now there I got to find that damn cat thanks for showing us around by the way sleep softly what was the name on the booker uh I must be getting old it's Sydney Sydney that's right a pretty name for a pretty little thing Mike chill the [ __ ] out is it just me or is that dude super weird very weird anyway let's see if there's anything good on TV actually I'm going to go take a quick shower cool I'll find something to watch while you're in there let me know if it feels like you're under a waterfall what a weird guy thanks see you in a bit okay 20 what okay Mike whatever you're into where did my bag go did it get brought upstairs already oh this house is creepy into the [ __ ] gooner [Music] Den close on and off hey I ain't risk I ain't risking it [ __ ] Rick the prick walking around that's [Music] loud I put clothes on right didn't I close this [Music] door maybe it's just the music but I'm getting creeped out the or a text I don't like that also why didn't Rick say when we checked in he didn't message back and be like Oh I'm in the house by the way don't mean to freak you out there hey harb check this out I found this fishing rod in that shed why were you snooping around the shed who cares about fishing it's 5:00 and it's snowing and dark not if you mention it that would be a pretty epic addition to the trip I don't know it's cold out there come on harp what would make this trip more epic than catching our own freaking dinner also hypothermia I guess it could be fun hell yeah follow me there's another rod in the shed so we can both give it a shot I don't like it come on harp it's this way okay I'm a [Music] coming do you want to grab the other fishing rod harp yeah just give me a second bait and fish pairing knowledge oh God crankbait cheese Delight maggot bait e Frozen prawn sweet corn I at atat sweet corn today it's delicious you're so creepy in this light wait where is the rod oh oh snap I saw a killer recipe for baked carp we'll need to catch three carp though you up for the challenge no well first things first we need the right bait for the carp check out this bait information board whenever you are ready grab a carp bait and let's head to the creek we're going to catch some carp harp let me grab the bait um common carp that one right or sweet corn cheese Delight or sweet corn needed to attach some bait to lure oh uh I want cheese the light whenever you're ready grab the car bait and let's head to the creek okay this is a terrible idea I don't know why the [ __ ] we're doing [Music] this it's cold as [ __ ] out here it was too close to the ground what do you mean it's at your hip okay where's he Mike is he stuck he might be stuck [Music] okay I think he's Stu you forgot the bait I think it's literally on my thing cheese bait wrong bait try the other bait okay it said the cheese was fine for a carp Frozen prawns gold lur sweet corn maggot bait there not like a different type of carp right a [ __ ] cheese oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh I have to actually pick it up oh I don't just put it on the thing got it uh I see not going to light this is kind of chill hope those car are biting today it was too far to cast oh there you go wow this is nice it's all going to go horribly wrong though I got one oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh okay it was a and d not left click and right click a bad day of fishing is still better than a good day at work that's not bad it was the stardo [ __ ] oh Evelyn's going to love this oh God that's [ __ ] hurt oh God it just goes left and right on its own oh God common carp they say whenever there's one carp there's always more can you do less talking and more fishing have you caught anything I see one fish in one bucket I don't see no [ __ ] fish with Mike's name on it come on Mike where you going buddy where you going let legendary carp incoming okay might caught something a blue gill wow that's a great fish harp but we're on a carp catching Mission today toss that one back oh do I have to toss it back okay he just did it for me whoops I thought I was just going to catch anything I think catching anything is fine don't you think someone's walking through the house right now I know I don't like being out and about like this oh easy easy blue gill [ __ ] you I like how the bait sign is just a full corn cob I like to think that that's what I'm fishing with I'm not being watched am I oh this is a car for sure no this is a blue gill again you be washed by thousands every day of my life this is another bluegill isn't it hey [ __ ] yeah woohoo just one more more carb left you got this let's [ __ ] go how many did you catch Mike probably crappy amount probably not nearly as many as I did I what you catching over there but it looks like [ __ ] catch a little case of [ __ ] there Mike come on car woo all right herp looks like you got three carp do you want to head back back and throw these in the oven for dinner let's do it who would have known that once we came out here driving down along the road that we were going to go fishing cook our own dinner what are we some hunter gatherers this is nuts I wouldn't be able to go fish and catch a fish and cook it for dinner myself I don't know how everything's you Cam though oh sh I cleaned up and we just left the [ __ ] door open well I'm sure glad Rick put on that nice fire for us we left that door open no we we left it we left the door open for sure while I'm cleaning the fish do you mind preparing the marinade I'm not sure how to do it just take a bowl and throw in ginger paste cooking oil black pepper salt Italian seasoning paprika and yogurt on it I'm [ __ ] I'm scoping out my house somebody got in here I can feel it someone's watching me and where the [ __ ] is Nora don't worry Mike I'll be back I'm just making sure we're not going to die I mean we're going to die someday but I mean like now 4:38 I thought it was like quarter 5 or something when the music gets louder as I come outside like I feel like there's somebody somewhere here looking at me and I just can't see them take the fishing rod take fishing rod and go I saw someone no you didn't no you didn't you're trying to scare me there's snow inside okay I think we're fine I've thoroughly checked now if I die it's my own damn fault what goes in the marinade again yogurt paprika okay put it in a oh it's written there uh salt black pepper paprika salt black pepper Corn Flakes Italian seasoning that doesn't go oh it does Paprika [ __ ] hell this is this is going to be good ginger garlic paste olive oil that looks good that's going to be [ __ ] tasty two human heads do you mind throwing the fish and the marinade in the cast roll while I chop these veggies on it let me get this thing out of your way it looks ridiculous oh then I marinade likee you know how to [ __ ] gut and clean fish like this that's impressive oh that's going to be [ __ ] tasty now could you add the veggies okay I don't have to do everything already needs to go for 30 minutes at 400 you Americans in your Fahrenheit oh set your oven to 500° it'll burn my house down my oven doesn't even go to that high damn Mike that was good those car are going to taste amazing while wait for it to cook how about we play some board games I saw some in the living room next to the I read I saw some in the living room next to the living room I guess we could just grab whatever catches your eye can't wait to see what you pick I saw some in the room next to the living room okay go to the room next to the living room I saw some board games in the room next to the living room let me check the [ __ ] basement I didn't check that what is that press space to get up I'm not down I couldn't open the door no you couldn't cuz there's no access to guests okay mik where you standing around like a serial killer people don't just stand in the middle of hallways like that standing against a wall or a a utensil or a app Appliance or okay should we play Ouija y'all know I'm getting the Ouija we're going to commune with the dead Mike we're going to commune with the Dead oh snap is that anua board Molly once told me or Holly once told me how she contacted her dead Grandma through one of these boards we're going to [ __ ] crank out some ghosts tonight I can't stand her spiritual [ __ ] anyway let's play hey remember how the dude was acting weird about the basement what if you tried this down there oh God Mike what's wrong with you that's a great idea all right let's go Mike's really starting to he like really wants to stir some [ __ ] up what if him and Nora want me dead watch out for spiders down here they'll bite your toes off wait we're do H there some cool animations I smell a Nora plot I do too I feel like nor is involved in this you know it'll make this even spookier if we got naked and high what now let's turn off all these lights and see if this thing really works you play your own [ __ ] damn game I'm leaving Mike this is [ __ ] I'm going to turn off all the [ __ ] lights turn off all the lights and summoning a demon why are you sitting there all [ __ ] weird Mike that's stupid why would we do that okay how do I turn off this one I can't [Music] okay typical Mike L anyways do you know how this works Harper no so here's how it works first we place our fingers lightly on the plet we have to ask questions and the spirits if they're are any we'll move the planet to spell out the answers or at least that's what Holly Molly told me one more thing harp whatever you do don't don't pee if you pee while the circle's open the ghost will kill you never take your fingers off the planchet until we say goodbye otherwise we might tick off some Spirits she said I don't believe in Holly Molly's [ __ ] all right then you go first are there any spirits who want to talk to us M empty a i is this been controlled by me what [Music] the it was being controlled by me I didn't realize that Whispers no way are you moving in that weren't me okay I go one two go ahead how's the afterlife treating you buddy hey be [Music] respectful am I okay I'm not doing anything this time what is that spell oy did you live in this house yes go up to yes I can't do anything what the [ __ ] am I doing uh my turn we're not doing [Music] anything come on buddy give us a sign let us know you're [Music] here something's going to bang oh [ __ ] no [ __ ] no oh common Mike W absolutely perfect reaction no reason you want to believe in ghost or spirits but get the [ __ ] out of here God damn there's someone in that basement someone [ __ ] keep a prisoner down there I don't think it's a ghost I think it's actually a real person and [ __ ] we didn't say goodbye Mike you [ __ ] us you totally [ __ ] us Mike there some freaky [ __ ] going on here harp that was weird the weird part was that you ditched me what the hell harp I figured you would move your ass too it's really [ __ ] stupid that you sat there Fair would have been nice if you had checked have you ever heard of fight or flight I'm 90% flight baby the only fight I have in me is me spraying my own skunk stink on people and then running away anyway Sydney I'm sorry okay whatever some offishal cheer me up every time I go by that thing and the texture freaks out it freaks me out who's watching is it the fish I think our show is about to come on you want to watch TV while we eat sure that is a staple of these games now I actually have to pee oh careful Mikey put your back out oh was I supposed to pick one up I thought you brought all of them whoops nice oh that looks [ __ ] good I'm usually not big on fish but something about like a fresh C fresh cooked fish so good we had to catch the show of the TV wa do I have to do [ __ ] everything am I your mom hold on on my food Bean yes the cocoa beans need to be blended into the sauce with a little bit of vinegar got to keep that fancy flavor in there the next thing we prepare is the mayonnaise we stir fry this in a pan with Irish tofu Irish tofu this tast like [ __ ] but here you are anyway listening to my cooking instructions this is the brein of the mayonnaise we we got to inject it with a little an to make sure it doesn't revolt against us it gets very angry once it knows we're trying to cook it after doing that we mix all the ingredients together in a tray and place it inside the other okay and while that's cooking we can start on the appetizer [Applause] gasoline soaked Ramen the fu now this dish is extremely hard to make a dish only for experienced Cooks it requires a lot of patience and skill what you will need is gasoline and ramen CRA there was some damn Fine Food twice as good since we caught the fish ourselves three times as good since we cooked it ourselves and five times is good cuz we ate it ourselves gas it was really good we make a great team gasoline yeah except you left me maybe he anyways I need to check my emails real quick that's my laptop upstairs do not use diesel so after letting the gas use diesel thought we were taking a break from work it's not work I'm just waiting on shipment details for my new my Grand's DS but you can use whatever kind you like yes hasn't been out for a while fantastic all right I'll clean up here fully soaks into the noodles it's actually kind of okay I'm going to leave you here with bery while I go piss Bill n the gasoline molecules merge with the noodle molecules and they taste very good now that this is cooking we can check on our cake um uh if your oven catches on fire make sure to put it out with the fire extinguisher well damn uh uh damn that's burnt uh I'm not eating this but but not to worry I know someone who will yo grandma yo I made you food no no no it's not it's not poison it's not poison look bye Grandma it's St your room I don't want you wandering around the house again get back in there okay I'm glad she ate that up I wouldn't want any food to go to waste anyways I guess we can still enjoy our gasoline Ramen which is ready to serve I hope yall enjoy eating this as much as I will let's eat [Music] what's happening now something happened with Granny Granny's dead granny has arthritis and she's dead Okay clean up the dishes [Music] okay I can't hear stalkers and murderers if the music's playing like that bery killed his grandom why' he do that had to get the plates I have the plates these ones too what I never know how I'm supposed to do this how do I how do I clean do I got a bin first H you missed someone knocking on the window no I didn't oh dishwashing intense dishwashing I miss the door opening and closing are you guys sure it wasn't just Mike going upstairs oh Michael J Carter I think there's someone under my bed right now can you come upstairs [Music] what [Music] huh what if someone killed Mike or just texting [Music] me I swear to God if he jumps out and scares me don't make sounds walk slow I'm using a [ __ ] mouse and keyboard I don't know how to walk slower Mike you son of a I will absolutely murder you in your sleep I knew you were going to do that you look at didn't break your nose my good looks are half of my charm herb Don't Mess them up I totally got you you f totally got me they turned into a [ __ ] six-year-old look I'm uncomfortable that was fun wasn't it it's not cool I really did [ __ ] it was just a joke you want to go for the next round next round of what how about a game of hide and seek get you back for this what did you say Sydney Harper all right you're on I'll count to 10 why does he always say my full name I decided to hide in the basement you can't just make up my mind for me I'm going in here you'll never know I'm going to [Music] die couldn't open the door okay good oh oh [ __ ] [Music] [Music] oh aha got you he's going to get attacked isn't he that wasn't even a challenge I figured you would be good at this since I never find you in the city maybe you need to look harder all right my turn to hide now you better close your eyes and start counting I [ __ ] hate this who [ __ ] plays hide and seek One Mississippi two Mississippi three Mississippi four Mississippi I'm cheating ready or not here I come you don't look you just go to bed oh I guess I can't find him locks my door locks him in the house leaves with the keys oh this sucks hide and seek is like a kids game that's supposed be oh fun you found me like it started with peekaboo that's what hide-and-seek should be but us as adults turned it into a [ __ ] horror game Michael Michael Patrick you come out here right now I've got some lore for you is Nora [ __ ] dead Michael Mike it's not funny anymore Mike found you you C you hang on herp I think I heard something upstairs upstairs fool me once shame on you fool me twice shame on you fool me three times just stop trying to fool me no kidding Sydney I really heard something sliding up there you didn't hear it no I did not I swear in my life I heard something I see this attic access door in here oh m mik I don't want to [ __ ] [Music] jeez I don't like that the microphone comes up whenever the door closes why am I doing it why don't I have a light huh are you coming up [ __ ] stin oh it's a [ __ ] cat oh oh Jesus hey oh cute cutie but also I was ready to punt you across the [ __ ] room it's just a cat Mike and somehow it's less of a [ __ ] than you are Sydney are you okay what was up there it was just a cat oh that's a relief I was worried there for a minute you really are you ready to C you what [ __ ] playing hide-and-seek again I think she was hungry oh yeah maybe we can give her one of the carp after I come find you again go hide decided to hide in the tool shed in the backyard that's cheating Sydney that's absolutely cheating only within the bounds of these four walls you count and I'll hide I'm going to go hide in Vermont and you're going to have to chase me do you think Mike's going to die am I being too harshing him is he going to die [ __ ] okay I'm hiding does this count this is the tool shed right oh God is this going to be one of those things where I'm not sure that I did something right but Mike's actually dead now and he's never going to come out that's not him that's not Mike oh it is [Music] oh I'm just really good at hiding you catch me aha there you are I keep thinking this scene something's just going to come out of left field and hit him in the head damn har it took me a while to figure out you left the house anything worth doing is worth doing well my turn those pretty eyes now I don't like that you said that I'm getting tired look I'll hide in the house we're headed back in anyway you find me and we'll go to bed I'm [ __ ] cheating I like that you said open those close those pretty eyes of yours I know we're friends and everything but it's still a little creepy yeah why are we just going along with everything Mike wants us to do what the [ __ ] is that downstairs or upstairs Michael lore Patrick you get out here right now did he hide in the Attic oh the [ __ ] am I back up here again hi Kitty why is the cat staying in the Attic actually nervous what the [ __ ] Christ dude why is he always here oh well hey there uh why the hell are you in here again wait going to fixing deposit there you got a problem with that you should have told us miss this is a my house there I don't think that I need to check in every time I fix something I've never seen anyone fix a faucet with a hammer before you ever fixed many faucets yourself there young man there didn't think so so I uh imagine you don't know uh What uh tools you need long have you been here I just got here a couple of minutes ago if you heard anything before that it must have been that old lady remember I [ __ ] I'm going to kill him you think maybe you could fix it tomorrow are you asking a me there to leave Miss no Rick she's being polite we rented this house and would like to have it to ourselves uh I we don't really want to have to call law enforcement yeah it's [ __ ] weird you're not allow to do that ain't no cops Woodbury son you uh think uh they going to arest me the homeowner there for fixing the faucet I was just uh doing some work there if you can handle that it's your problem not mine you know what if you folks don't like me fixing the faucet I leave you to it feel like he's installing cameras everywhere I have to close the doors it makes me feel weird when doors are open in horror games and if they're all closed then I know which one's open eat his liver let's not go all Rick on it after locking the door we debated what to do we agreed that there was something off about Rick from the start it seemed like he enjoyed making excuses to come over unannounced in the end we decided Rick was weird but probably harmless we attributed his behavior to an extreme lack of social awareness look we already drove all the way out here let's just enjoy ourselves Mike said but by this time I was feeling really tired I decided to get some rest okay am I dreaming the [ __ ] am I hearing oh [ __ ] sake I can't keep falling for this [ __ ] man yeah isn't uh Nora supposed to be here by now har are you still awake her to sleep when someone's knocking on the door do you mind if I come in I'd like to talk I'd like to talk about something sure you're not going to confess your feelings to me are you the storm is starting to get really bad I can hardly see the truck in the driveway I hope Nora is okay she'll be just fine Sydney don't worry I'm here to keep you safe why hey it's no problem at all guys or it's no problem at all guys are supposed to watch over people they care about right what are you talking about what a day huh this wasn't exactly how I thought our getaway was going to go Sydney it's been a strange day can you believe that guy he just keeps wandering around the house like he owns the place wish you would just cut it out I I'm not getting good vibes from this at all are we going to find out that he told Nora to stay away so he could have time with Sydney thought you may be scared in here by yourself I mean I'm a little freaked out what if nor is in the basement e no no why don't you come sit by me Sydney no no I'm getting real [ __ ] like creepy dad energy from you herp you know I've missed this us just talking it's been too long you know you don't have to sleep alone tonight if you don't want to ew ew ew ew ew don't do the lake you act like you don't remember our trip to Oregon I remember it being pretty awkward I do remember it really well oh yeah I do tell it didn't start out awkward though Mike we had a lot to drink things happened they sure did I'm hoping maybe they can happen again oh Mike I don't know what to say guess I've been meaning to talk to you about that I can't check my messages you just let me worry about the details Sydney Mike I don't think this is a good time guys I think I'm about 70 M away from Woodberry and my stinking Tire just blew out it's snowing and I'm on the side of the road on Highway 11 near Killington there's a sign by the side of the road it's hard to see I I think it says Kent Pond the snow is like half a foot deep and I can't get the lug nuts off the tire I hate to ask but can you two come get me Lily really breaks the tension doesn't she what a timing huh but I guess you can't leave Norah stranded no Sydney you stay here and get some sleep there's no sense in both of us freezing our asses off no I want to go yeah I'm sure you're in pajamas and I'm still dressed you just settle in and I'll go help Nora I always like doing nice things for you Sydney oh the [ __ ] ick oh man if I I had ovaries mic and a womb and a vagina they would be shriveled up into infant esally small pieces that you could never get near them we'll finish talking about this later okay get some good rest and stay warm no I don't want to freak God no means no bro am I actually going back to sleep I couldn't have gone to bed without locking the front door he just [ __ ] left the door open hey why don't you get some rest while I'm gone are you sure it's safe to drive in this weather don't worry I've driven in worse besides nor is probably freaking out more than you right now probably right look make sure you take care of yourself all right lock all the doors sound like my dad is your dad Sexy Can you blame me I'm not hugging you before I go how about a hug I mean just in case you're asleep when I get back I kind of need one right now no no sweet dreams get some sleep Sydney drive safe Mike is this is this locked how do let me just make sure he's gone how do I never let him back in again I was keen on getting some sleep until Mike and Nora arrived okay am I allowed you to go to bed or do I actually have to do something can go to bed with the bedroom door oh one time I don't close it I told myself things would get better if I could just get some rest Nora always knew how to cheer me up and I needed it more by the minute with her arriving soon I decided to rest in the meantime we left Mike after he just went full like over the line with me oh [ __ ] someone was at the front and we just let him go get Nora on his own oh my God it's the [ __ ] hiker guy I'm gone I'm gone I'm gone I'm I'm going to hide in the basement I'm I'm not answering that door no no no no no no no no no is this going to be one of those moments where I actually have to answer talk to him and then hide or should I hide first I think I think I actually have to interact with them go away I don't think he's doing anything yeah I think I actually have to talk to him cuz that happened in one of them before hello look friend I know it ain't ideal banging on your door in the middle of the night but I'm in a bad spot here I was counting on a ride from some friends but they're running behind and won't be here for about 2 more hours you're not coming in end of story that is such an unreasonable request are you [ __ ] kidding me you're going to let me freeze to death out here I didn't make you go hiking in a snowstorm should have known you'd be as big a [ __ ] here as you were back at the pizza joint you think I didn't see you and your little boyfriend fishing in the creek earlier I figured maybe you'd give me a chance this time but looks like you're still unkind get out or I'll call the cops ain't no cops around here speaking of I don't see your fellow's truck out here either I'm dialing 911 fine suit yourself now it's hiding time now it's [ __ ] hiding time but let me tell you something you'll get what's coming to you for leaving me out here K's a [ __ ] my [Music] friend the man at the door seemed irrelevant compared to how tired I was I couldn't keep my eyes open I had to get some sleep you [ __ ] kidding me there's no way in hell I would go back to to sleep after that I hate this what the [ __ ] I'm not allow to do anything okay now I can what was that it's a blood at this point I had no CH choice but to call for help text Rick oh I'm sorry to bother again but you can come back over there someone we met driving down here who's getting by pretty scared he's moving outside the house could you please come lock since you live close am I supposed to hide what do I do what do I do [Music] Fu do you think I'd be able to see him hi [ __ ] is that him or [Music] Rick cuz there's usually a point in these games where you have to start hiding but I never know when the trigger is this is probably dumb to do this but let's just play it out okay it's Rick open the door Miss it's me oh what if he's the bad man oh thank God you're here explain the situation yeah I came quick as quickly as I could there I wouldn't worry about him anymore what if he killed the hiker guy he H him with the hammer Rick was in the house wa away uh there where's your friend the guy who was with you earlier she'll be back soon H so you're all alone here right now huh yeah but my friends will be back soon [ __ ] is going on it's freaking me out I don't like this storms like this bring all kinds of folks not all of them know when to stay [Music] away holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] run Sydney [ __ ] run leave leave it didn't feel safe open the door are you [ __ ] kidding me it's not [Applause] him what do we do what do we do what do we do what do we [Applause] do okay can't type anything what do wait would you Corner yourself Fair Point that that's a good point I didn't know where else to go I [Applause] panicked I thought it would be hard for him to get up here cuz I can block it off can I I don't know if anything's actually going to [Applause] happen help me cat why is me to keep doing that I feel like I'm actually supposed to do [Applause] something but I'm afraid to go back [Applause] down usually I kind of let the scenario play out and get the bad ending and then I can come back and try again [Applause] I can't do [Applause] anything like I know this is dumb but I want to see what he says or does is he just going to attack me he still just standing there [Applause] I don't like it can I go out the back okay I'm at the back it was freezing cold outside see it won't let me leave everything okay Miss yeah awful late for texting isn't it who you talking to my friends they're almost here is that so yeah you can head back now if you want you sure about that yeah I just overreacted a silly didy All Me Maybe I should stick around make sure everything's really okay you need to leave right now what did you just say this is my [ __ ] house I will leave when I want to what do you want I want what's mine the this house and you you're trespassing get the hell out of here before I call the cops there are no cops I don't think so if anyone is leaving this house it will be one of us you need to leave I don't think so if any of us is going to leave it's one or both what what's the [Music] doing what the [ __ ] okay okay what what was I supposed to do just leave go upstairs I couldn't go upstairs go downstairs to the basement maybe okay go through all of this again oh that was such a good reveal though I don't I don't understand what he was doing was he breaking the door knob so no one could get in next time when he starts bashing on the door I'm going to try and [Music] hide it's so creepy who are you what did you just say Okay so that plays out the same you want want was mine the house you need to leave right now I don't think so oh [ __ ] me [Music] [Music] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] now's not the [ __ ] time Nora that's locked okay he broken the handle where do I go out here out here that didn't help I should have got in the Attic the [ __ ] look okay okay okay so attic the back door back [ __ ] Nora God damn it oh [Applause] okay so I broke the game it let me interact with the door but then put me out of the [Laughter] map look it's fine the game literally just came out a couple hours ago I played it right as it came out that's something that can be fixed but I thought I was able to like clear the door and get out but clearly I'm not supposed to go go go go go okay I can go to the attic and try that I don't know if that's the right idea either [Music] should I leave [Music] God damn it it confused me cuz I thought it did the like sound which made me feel like I was supposed to run but I guess not I don't know what I'm supposed to do I can't get into the attic it says I can't okay this time I'm going to try and hang up immediately when she calls oh [Music] [Applause] [Music] okay there's no mic on the screen this time can I [ __ ] text them or something able to like yell out the window open the door har [Music] I think he left just flick on and off twice now I'm afraid to leave why can't I just text them here I think I can go back [Music] down oh he went out the back door oh thank [ __ ] God Jesus my heart was racing safe music you bet you I told him everything that happened after Mike had left Rick had called the cops wait shouldn't those names be the other way around after Rick had left Mike called the cops the storm had quieted down by the time they arrived oh the [Laughter] [Music] [Laughter] owner I was like but what do you mean Rick [ __ ] hell of course the man was nowhere to be seen on our drive back the whole gang played over the whole night gang the whole night played over and over in my head we think that the man we saw secretly lived in that cabin when it wasn't being used ooh and planned on robbing US during our stay hey so he lived in that room but cops seemed to think there was more intent behind this man's actions aside from just robbing us Rick asked me what the man looked like and after that he didn't Rick asked me what he himself looked like we think he knew more than he was letting on but in the end he gave us a full refund that's the [ __ ] least of it suing his ass jeez [Music] wow everything worked out everybody's happy woohoo yeah Dante py Pichu we called [Music] it DC Smith I I don't know who that is some of you might recognize some of these people though we survived [Music] that was really fun I like that a [Music] lot thank you for playing Fierce the fathom hey ra thank you for making Fierce the fathom we love you [Music] ra that was a good one they're all good they're all so good even though it's the same types of mechanics over and over again like hiding in a closet and holding your breath and hiding from the guy that's like walking through the room and everything it's still super tense every time cuz I never know what sequence it's going to play out in I think this is one of my more liked ones I still think the first one is the best because it was new and it wash it was so scary but I think this one's up there as well I mean the mic stuff was cringe but that's like regular like oh this is awkward I don't want to talk about it can't you we just be friends like no is no kind of stuff like still super creepy and super over the line and everything but I thought at one point it was going to be the mik was going to kill us and I was like I I'm kind of glad it wasn't that there was still some [ __ ] with Mike but it wasn't that he was just the bad guy that was gonna like kill me I'm glad there was something else like somebody living in the house I I like that idea and I always like a reveal of there's that one famous like YouTube short animation or not animation short film he like gets into bed and they text the person and they think the person's next to them in bed or something like that or they get a message from them and it's like if you're messaging me then who's beside me and that's like a really creepy face I like that sort of reveal it always kind of like gets under your skin game but anyway that was great great job everybody involved great job in the production side and the gameplay and the making of the game there was a lot of stuff in it and it was cool start to finish and good job to everybody who was in the game who did voices and animation and all that kind of stuff good job toally good show everybody