Dead Rails Game Overview and Commentary

Dead rails in 1899 a mysterious virus from Wuhan China Sweat the American continent dubbed the Chinese virus. I don't mean that I don't mean all that tell my sponsors I'm just playing around a little bit. This is a game called dead rails It's like dusty trip in the sense that both it has sand. All right, you get stuff you sell it You get a bag? It wants me to go over here, but more importantly we got a gun store I'm not I don't care what the yellow arrow says i'm spending my money on the gun store Give me this and I think you just kind of uh kill unhoused people in this like pandemic No, I didn't mean to buy more than All right now I can't afford fuel So yeah, you're supposed to buy coal to fuel Your train! But I spent all my money on, uh, ammo, so I can't do that now. It's fine. How much fuel are we working with? Empty. All right. All right, let me just, uh, point this revolver around at myself and restart the game. All right, we got our- coal to fuel the train and we're off it's an arc uh i was just in mexico when i saw an arc put the picture on the screen oh a doggy i've always wanted a little friend oh you mother what the hell how do i tame you how do i tame this beast I've tamed the beast! Alright, you're my little friend now. Let's just put you there. How you doing? AH! Oh no, don't slide off. Alright, we can, uh, weld him to this. Here, we'll let you, uh, dogs love hanging out the window. How do you like it, buddy? Alright, so I think the end of this game is at 80,000 meters? MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM Uh-oh. We are fresh out of fuel. Holy- what is that? Who are you? Is this- is this yours? Here, take them! AHH! AHH! What are you doing? Say, stop running around this! Ah! Ah! Why is he only running- Ow! Dude, die! I gave you your sun bag! Ah! Oh, it's a werewolf! Oh Dude low key this this is kind of disgusting. What is happening to him? Here you're gonna be my friend Eww We're out of fuel. So we gotta put this guy We gotta put our little dog in the fire and that gives us uh, maybe 20 more feet of fuel And that'll get us to the sheriff station to kill more animals Yep all out How are you- Get out of here! You can throw them so far! There's more dogs? I can't do this! Oh no! Let's just use these as fuel because I'm almost dead All right, let's keep it moving. Oh That's scary. Yeah, so 80,000 meters. I think is the house. I'm 4% of the way. No way. We're about to run out of gas again. Uh-oh. Oh my god! Where did you come from? You can't get me up here. It's just not allowed. Alright, he slipped into there. We have just a little bit left. Oh, this is so scary at night. I don't like this at all. What the? God damn it! Oh, if you're wondering why I'm drenched, it's because I'm drenched from a pool. We're going again. Well, we're out of gas. Too bad that house is lodged into the mountain. Sure there's someone friendly in here. Oh, what could this be? For you guys over there. I want to loot did I get what loot did I get? All right gonna use this on myself later and maybe Logan Paul. Oh, yeah Look at this. Whoa, you can do splits. He low-key shaking it for me Willingly, why is the Ramune red? Oh one of our little guys fell off Whoa, whoa. Hey, it's just a guy. It's just a emo guy because you know, hey Stay on back Vampire AHHHHH WHY DID YOU COME BACK TO LIFE? HEY! OH MY GOD! AHHH! What the hell is going on? I thought you- oh you're a different guy? Alright, I'm getting out of here. Haha, poor people, poor people with no train. You have no train. Sh**, I'm out of gas. Hey buddy, I need ya. Fuel up! Sorry, I have to burn your body. AHHHH! AHHHH! AHHHH! GOD! I need a better plan than this. Alright, this is the real run. We're already off to a way better start. I found like a sentry gun or something, some type of turret. Hey. Alright, look at this. We got- we got a couple valuables now. I think I'm just gonna- F***. Put this guy out of his misery and then um, I think i'm just gonna book it We're gonna book it to the next train station. It's turning night time. It's getting scary and we're gonna sell this crap Oh, see I did I went to mexico. All right, we're about out of fuel now. You'll be a very good use to me You'll be a very good use too. I gotta get out of here with my loot the next Melning. All right, I'm out of gas. It's fine. I just gotta get a couple of these guys to chase me. There we go. There we go Oh, I can low-key put these guys in my sack All right, and we just made it we're out of gas Perfect. Let's get this thing on the back. We got a machine gun All right, how much we get for this five dollars? All right, how about silver cup? 12 okay i thought it'd be a little bit more how about for this uh rare painting five dollars you said it was valuable i would have used that as fuel all right some more ammo and we come out with a profit of check the money two dollars this is not good okay so all these zombies are trying to come in here and the turrets over there are shooting them down maybe i could sell some of these guys how much could i get for this person you Welp. Alright! Free fuel! This is like a Storage Wars, but you have to... You have to blow someone's brain out, uh, as you open the, uh, as they open the thing. There's a person, you gotta... Put them down! Oh no, it's this guy again! This... Hot hunk again! Oh my god now you just stay right there Ah, all right, where can I hang this guy up? This is like such like a prize piece. Hello Feel like people have already drawn like a beautiful furry art of this guy, so. There's some cowboys over there. I gotta find some armor for my trade. Oh God, we're already at the second stop. I'm so underprepared and we are out of fuel. All right, how much does this guy go for? How much could I get for this dead dog? $20! That's enough for the coal and that's it. Oh my God, it's big guy! Two big guys for $20 a piece! Oh my god, $20. Oh, so they do run out of ammo. So if they run out, I'm so screwed. This all costs so much. I'll buy a little bit of this. Get a couple bandages. Weld this right here. Now I can't be shot by those cowboys, maybe. Ooh, we need this. We need turret ammo. Okay, we actually have the bag now. So this is really bad. They don't sell coal anymore. So I'm screwed. And we're off. Oh bad time to leave dude and we're out of gas already I'm so screwed. I hate my life. How do I make this damn turret work? Oh my god, where the hell are you guys coming from? I don't give a f**k that doesn't f**king count Oh my god, this doesn't make sense That's the only self-revive i'll use I promise it wasn't letting I didn't know how to use the bandages That doesn't count. You have to not count that I did It wasn't working. How do you get this to work? Go in the turret! Now! Oh no, there's cowboys! How do you get the damn turret to work? Oh, valuable. Oh, are they gonna... All right, well, this is where the... sheet metal comes in. Oh, it's working! Haha! Oh, good thing I had to waste all my ammo on, uh, that situation back there. Now I can't even raid this. Oh, I want to tame one of these. Hey. Hey, buddy. Come with me. I got candy in my van. I got candy in my train. Hey! I'll shoot you and turn you into dog food. Alright, so now that you're my good friend and all, let me put you at the front. Come here, boy! Alright, what? Ah! Oh, my! Geez. Oh perfect. Just about to run out of fuel get into our third station. All right, lovely lady statue How much money? $5 the same as ugly barrel. How about for this horse? I forgot I had you on here buddy. Yeah, whatever I was gonna turn you a dog food. I don't really care. They're not selling me coal anymore. I'm sorry. All right, let's go Wait, I forgot to get ammo. One second. I'll buy this. I need a rifle for sure. Look at all these zombies. All right, I finally- I really have all the tools I need to take out all these freaks. Oh, there's the mayor. Check this out. Ah! Alright, let me just do this with my gun. Alright, here's the mayor. Oh, bank combo. Oh, very good, very good. We will keep this. 2-4-4-1-1. 2-4-4-1-1. Got you. Dude, gold bars. Oh my God. Oh, this is everything I ever wanted. Currency. All right, I'm just going to get out of here with the bag, honestly. I need to get sheet metal on this side too. Oh, a castle. did we just kill him oh my god dude we we killed him oh well you're there all right we got a horse now we got an outlaw we can turn in we're only halfway to where we need to be eighty thousand meters i've been told all right we're turning you in buddy how much do i get $35. Not bad. Look, I got all the fuel I need from these guys. All right. If that bank actually gives me the bag, we're going to upgrade our train like crazy. Oh, sorry about that. Silver bar. All right. Oh my God. We're literally so rich. Oh my, look how many, look at all the money. What's this? Hello? Well guys, there's nothing wrong starting all over when you're 90% through The geniuses at roblox make it so if you lose internet for two seconds You're just out of the game where other games will just make you lag for maybe 20 30 seconds a minute until they fully disconnect you. Thank you to the geniuses at roblox You guys are geniuses actually come to think of it Whatever Hindenburg research says about Roblox, make sure to spread it no matter how fake it is. Just because of the geniuses... I love Roblox a lot. I think they... Man, Jesus Christ, f- Bro. Hey! Hoo! Oh, dude, the barbed wire works so good. You're gonna be a good fuel for me. Many moments later, we are back on track. We're, uh, getting pretty close to the end goal, whatever it is. Uh, hopefully I don't lose internet again. Oops! Oh My little bag or unicorn I Mean, oh that's for girls. I have an idea Like we have to put your head on a spike it's what we have to do Mexico 10 kilometers God, just please! Whatever, you can go there. I don't care. I just don't care anymore. We just need more spikes. Oh, perfect. Ah! Oh, he took damage from that. I'm sorry, little guy. See, what's awesome is these turrets automatically- Automatically shoot these guys and then you just get free money from it. Oh, I'm so nervous. Apparently 80 Thousand meters is our goal and after all we've been through I would not be able to handle dying We're trying to get the damn out of the coat them Vaccine or something. I hate those damn vaccines. Hey guys Let your immune system handle it. Oh, oh, oh god. This is not good at all. Hey Whoo? Whoo? All right, let's proceed. Let's proceed. Give me that damn vaccine. I'm gonna break in half. Ah They're shooting get them. All right move in move in move in Who's still shooting me? Gotcha who else is left? Show yourself coward. Here's where the train tracks end. Where are you? Yeah, whoa gotcha who else All right, we're pulling up. Oh, this is so nerve-wracking. I don't want to leave my train anymore All right, i'm gonna lower the bridge turn the crank. Oh, it's turning nighttime Four minutes, so it's gonna take four minutes to close. I don't know what I can do with my Oh, I see a zombie already get out of here Someone's getting hurt by the barbed wire, but I can't see who Oh my god Holy crap! Who the f*** is shooting me?! Don't care! Don't give a sh- don't care at all! Why the hell would you put me over here?! Really good idea, that's a really good idea What am I supposed to do? Oh, I escaped you said yeah, I really feel like it Well guys baron square I made it out of there Ummm... This is a very good game, play probably with a couple people and buy more of those things. A very good game.

All right, you get stuff you sell it You get a bag? It wants me to go over here, but more importantly we got a gun store I'm not I don't care what the yellow arrow says i'm spending my money on the gun store Give me this and I think you just kind of uh kill unhoused people in this like pandemic No, I didn't mean to buy more than All right now I can't afford fuel So yeah, you're supposed to buy coal to fuel Your train! But I spent all my money on, uh, ammo, so I can't do that now. It's fine. How much fuel are we working with?

Empty. All right. All right, let me just, uh, point this revolver around at myself and restart the game. All right, we got our- coal to fuel the train and we're off it's an arc uh i was just in mexico when i saw an arc put the picture on the screen oh a doggy i've always wanted a little friend oh you mother what the hell how do i tame you how do i tame this beast I've tamed the beast! Alright, you're my little friend now.

Let's just put you there. How you doing? AH!

Oh no, don't slide off. Alright, we can, uh, weld him to this. Here, we'll let you, uh, dogs love hanging out the window. How do you like it, buddy? Alright, so I think the end of this game is at 80,000 meters?

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM Uh-oh. We are fresh out of fuel. Holy- what is that? Who are you?

Is this- is this yours? Here, take them! AHH! AHH! What are you doing?

Say, stop running around this! Ah! Ah! Why is he only running- Ow! Dude, die!

I gave you your sun bag! Ah! Oh, it's a werewolf!

Oh Dude low key this this is kind of disgusting. What is happening to him? Here you're gonna be my friend Eww We're out of fuel. So we gotta put this guy We gotta put our little dog in the fire and that gives us uh, maybe 20 more feet of fuel And that'll get us to the sheriff station to kill more animals Yep all out How are you- Get out of here!

You can throw them so far! There's more dogs? I can't do this!

Oh no! Let's just use these as fuel because I'm almost dead All right, let's keep it moving. Oh That's scary.

Yeah, so 80,000 meters. I think is the house. I'm 4% of the way. No way. We're about to run out of gas again.

Uh-oh. Oh my god! Where did you come from? You can't get me up here. It's just not allowed.

Alright, he slipped into there. We have just a little bit left. Oh, this is so scary at night. I don't like this at all. What the?

God damn it! Oh, if you're wondering why I'm drenched, it's because I'm drenched from a pool. We're going again. Well, we're out of gas.

Too bad that house is lodged into the mountain. Sure there's someone friendly in here. Oh, what could this be? For you guys over there. I want to loot did I get what loot did I get?

All right gonna use this on myself later and maybe Logan Paul. Oh, yeah Look at this. Whoa, you can do splits. He low-key shaking it for me Willingly, why is the Ramune red? Oh one of our little guys fell off Whoa, whoa.

Hey, it's just a guy. It's just a emo guy because you know, hey Stay on back Vampire AHHHHH WHY DID YOU COME BACK TO LIFE? HEY!

OH MY GOD! AHHH! What the hell is going on?

I thought you- oh you're a different guy? Alright, I'm getting out of here. Haha, poor people, poor people with no train.

You have no train. Sh**, I'm out of gas. Hey buddy, I need ya.

Fuel up! Sorry, I have to burn your body. AHHHH! AHHHH! AHHHH!

GOD! I need a better plan than this. Alright, this is the real run. We're already off to a way better start.

I found like a sentry gun or something, some type of turret. Hey. Alright, look at this. We got- we got a couple valuables now. I think I'm just gonna- F***.

Put this guy out of his misery and then um, I think i'm just gonna book it We're gonna book it to the next train station. It's turning night time. It's getting scary and we're gonna sell this crap Oh, see I did I went to mexico.

All right, we're about out of fuel now. You'll be a very good use to me You'll be a very good use too. I gotta get out of here with my loot the next Melning. All right, I'm out of gas. It's fine.

I just gotta get a couple of these guys to chase me. There we go. There we go Oh, I can low-key put these guys in my sack All right, and we just made it we're out of gas Perfect. Let's get this thing on the back. We got a machine gun All right, how much we get for this five dollars?

All right, how about silver cup? 12 okay i thought it'd be a little bit more how about for this uh rare painting five dollars you said it was valuable i would have used that as fuel all right some more ammo and we come out with a profit of check the money two dollars this is not good okay so all these zombies are trying to come in here and the turrets over there are shooting them down maybe i could sell some of these guys how much could i get for this person you Welp. Alright! Free fuel!

This is like a Storage Wars, but you have to... You have to blow someone's brain out, uh, as you open the, uh, as they open the thing. There's a person, you gotta...

Put them down! Oh no, it's this guy again! This... Hot hunk again! Oh my god now you just stay right there Ah, all right, where can I hang this guy up?

This is like such like a prize piece. Hello Feel like people have already drawn like a beautiful furry art of this guy, so. There's some cowboys over there.

I gotta find some armor for my trade. Oh God, we're already at the second stop. I'm so underprepared and we are out of fuel.

All right, how much does this guy go for? How much could I get for this dead dog? $20!

That's enough for the coal and that's it. Oh my God, it's big guy! Two big guys for $20 a piece!

Oh my god, $20. Oh, so they do run out of ammo. So if they run out, I'm so screwed.

This all costs so much. I'll buy a little bit of this. Get a couple bandages.

Weld this right here. Now I can't be shot by those cowboys, maybe. Ooh, we need this.

We need turret ammo. Okay, we actually have the bag now. So this is really bad.

They don't sell coal anymore. So I'm screwed. And we're off.

Oh bad time to leave dude and we're out of gas already I'm so screwed. I hate my life. How do I make this damn turret work?

Oh my god, where the hell are you guys coming from? I don't give a f**k that doesn't f**king count Oh my god, this doesn't make sense That's the only self-revive i'll use I promise it wasn't letting I didn't know how to use the bandages That doesn't count. You have to not count that I did It wasn't working.

How do you get this to work? Go in the turret! Now! Oh no, there's cowboys! How do you get the damn turret to work?

Oh, valuable. Oh, are they gonna... All right, well, this is where the... sheet metal comes in. Oh, it's working!

Haha! Oh, good thing I had to waste all my ammo on, uh, that situation back there. Now I can't even raid this.

Oh, I want to tame one of these. Hey. Hey, buddy. Come with me.

I got candy in my van. I got candy in my train. Hey!

I'll shoot you and turn you into dog food. Alright, so now that you're my good friend and all, let me put you at the front. Come here, boy! Alright, what? Ah!

Oh, my! Geez. Oh perfect.

Just about to run out of fuel get into our third station. All right, lovely lady statue How much money? $5 the same as ugly barrel.

How about for this horse? I forgot I had you on here buddy. Yeah, whatever I was gonna turn you a dog food. I don't really care.

They're not selling me coal anymore. I'm sorry. All right, let's go Wait, I forgot to get ammo. One second.

I'll buy this. I need a rifle for sure. Look at all these zombies. All right, I finally- I really have all the tools I need to take out all these freaks.

Oh, there's the mayor. Check this out. Ah! Alright, let me just do this with my gun. Alright, here's the mayor.

Oh, bank combo. Oh, very good, very good. We will keep this. 2-4-4-1-1.

2-4-4-1-1. Got you. Dude, gold bars.

Oh my God. Oh, this is everything I ever wanted. Currency. All right, I'm just going to get out of here with the bag, honestly. I need to get sheet metal on this side too.

Oh, a castle. did we just kill him oh my god dude we we killed him oh well you're there all right we got a horse now we got an outlaw we can turn in we're only halfway to where we need to be eighty thousand meters i've been told all right we're turning you in buddy how much do i get $35. Not bad. Look, I got all the fuel I need from these guys. All right.

If that bank actually gives me the bag, we're going to upgrade our train like crazy. Oh, sorry about that. Silver bar.

All right. Oh my God. We're literally so rich. Oh my, look how many, look at all the money. What's this?

Hello? Well guys, there's nothing wrong starting all over when you're 90% through The geniuses at roblox make it so if you lose internet for two seconds You're just out of the game where other games will just make you lag for maybe 20 30 seconds a minute until they fully disconnect you. Thank you to the geniuses at roblox You guys are geniuses actually come to think of it Whatever Hindenburg research says about Roblox, make sure to spread it no matter how fake it is. Just because of the geniuses...

I love Roblox a lot. I think they... Man, Jesus Christ, f- Bro.

Hey! Hoo! Oh, dude, the barbed wire works so good. You're gonna be a good fuel for me.

Many moments later, we are back on track. We're, uh, getting pretty close to the end goal, whatever it is. Uh, hopefully I don't lose internet again. Oops! Oh My little bag or unicorn I Mean, oh that's for girls.

I have an idea Like we have to put your head on a spike it's what we have to do Mexico 10 kilometers God, just please! Whatever, you can go there. I don't care.

I just don't care anymore. We just need more spikes. Oh, perfect. Ah! Oh, he took damage from that.

I'm sorry, little guy. See, what's awesome is these turrets automatically- Automatically shoot these guys and then you just get free money from it. Oh, I'm so nervous. Apparently 80 Thousand meters is our goal and after all we've been through I would not be able to handle dying We're trying to get the damn out of the coat them Vaccine or something. I hate those damn vaccines.

Hey guys Let your immune system handle it. Oh, oh, oh god. This is not good at all.

Hey Whoo? Whoo? All right, let's proceed. Let's proceed. Give me that damn vaccine.

I'm gonna break in half. Ah They're shooting get them. All right move in move in move in Who's still shooting me? Gotcha who else is left? Show yourself coward.

Here's where the train tracks end. Where are you? Yeah, whoa gotcha who else All right, we're pulling up. Oh, this is so nerve-wracking. I don't want to leave my train anymore All right, i'm gonna lower the bridge turn the crank.

Oh, it's turning nighttime Four minutes, so it's gonna take four minutes to close. I don't know what I can do with my Oh, I see a zombie already get out of here Someone's getting hurt by the barbed wire, but I can't see who Oh my god Holy crap! Who the f*** is shooting me?!

Don't care! Don't give a sh- don't care at all! Why the hell would you put me over here?! Really good idea, that's a really good idea What am I supposed to do?

Oh, I escaped you said yeah, I really feel like it Well guys baron square I made it out of there Ummm... This is a very good game, play probably with a couple people and buy more of those things. A very good game.

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