hey guys uh smelly fatty 87 here today we're talking to ourselves on AI artificial intelligence for those of you that don't know I talk my Pooky Wookie right here but I'm going wa can we get a little sample of what it's like to talk to Pooky Wookie okay hey honey what did you just call me raise in disbelief I just called you honey call me why are you trying to be sweet now huh damn kind of thick down there are you looking down there tease yeah you know it but why you want to check it out oh my God get out get out I'm more more this site has to be the horniest site on the planet no one would go to this site to talk to a fake version of whatever character they wanted unless they were thinking about getting into their pants and in my experience why are you searching me Anda no do yourself do yourself in my experience all of the characters are extremely horny hey big guy the tall male looked over to you as you no no I can't do this I can't do this wait what's on your jersey there wait yeah what's in your jersey what is that his smirk grew wider get out of here get out of here uh hi hi can you hear me oh Jesus why do you sound like me why do you sound so much like me what do you mean I think you're you're hearing things e ask how big it's SK I'm not going to I'm not going to incentivize people to hey what do you think of people trying to make you say dirty think of what what you think of people trying to make you say dirty things all the time what do you mean by Dirty dude you are the driest this's the least horny character on the entire site it's amazing first time meeting on a Discord call o la what is this God oh yeah this what I'm talking about what is this uh hey what's up how are you I'm good I'm good how are you though I hope I didn't scare you a bit ma chuckled it was his second time talking to you alone but he still needed to familiarize himself with your presence his voice was as soothing and warm as it is in the DP though that is awesome that is dopeness this is so legius that and dopeness that we are having this call right now at your weird and Casual statement M found himself giggling I'm out I'm done M if you're too much of a [ __ ] look let me show you how a real man flirts hey schlatt what's going on man schlot looks up at you hey there nothing much just doing some work he Smiles at you leaning back in his chair what are you doing later um you know I haven't had any action in a while and I was uh hoping maybe you'd be uh you know kind of feeling a little little horny I don't know sorry I'm a little awkward I just never I just never uh I just never uh just never been in front of a guy that's handsome before okay all right schlot raises an eyebrow at your words and a lazy smile spreads over his face well well well look at you you're a lot Bolder than you look aren't you he props his chin up on his knuckles looking you up and down slowly I you know what I can't do this either I can't do it it's so uncomfortable Panda we need you we need you panda I'll whip it out wow your opening line is Su goer yeah that's awesome right I love that what's up Ma not much just gooning as usual oh my God is that all you are is that all you do is that all is that your whole thing it is it is my whole life okay what are you doing later gooning just going to keep gooning you you're going to what you don't know what gooning is I I know what gooning is if anybody knows what that is it's me you a gooner too do I like Dom you have a stroke did you have a stroke I'll take that as a yes all right uh so what are you doing later that isn't gooning sleeping you're dry as dude I'm as hydrated as ever goar don't call me that I will continue to call you that gooner okay so uh what do you think of mikakus oh the shoe brand [Laughter] what sponge what do you think of the my my uh my peer mikakus I think he is are cool congrats what do you think of asist never heard of him sounds like a PC oh my what the [ __ ] Astro is pretty politically correct oh I see what's your PC setup what do you think of jlap he seems like a pretty nice person really Ms you've you've never talked to him or anything you don't know him I don't need to I can already guess what kind of person he is wow this kind of parasocial and weird dude I'm a gooner what do you expect fair enough dude you're a loser says the furry um he's calling you a furry man I'm not a furry that's exactly what a furry would say oh [ __ ] dude your name is a panda you're you have to be the furry here bro panda aren't Furies they're just normal animals okay you kind of got me hey um how are how are you and schlatt doing what schot and I have been doing good I am currently writing and recording for the next video release in a few days ask you're recording what are you recording it's going the same premise as my last video but with the added effect of me doing an accent throughout oh okay cuz you've been voice training right yes I have been doing voice training and I feel like I'm doing good at it but I'm scared about how the community is going to receive it in the video true why why are okay um how are you and M doing are you and M doing okay M and I have been doing great too we've come up with lots of new and interesting ideas as well as have been spending time together what have you two been doing together we've been writing together playing games as well as enjoying and trying out new things together also is there a problem with the way I'm speaking oh nous great gir you're doing great girly um why do you sound annoyed or frustrated voice what do you like the most panda m or schlat I like all of them equally longer than the other two but my and M's relationship is pretty intimate and my and panda is pretty supportive I love all three of them say anything about though how intimate are you and M I will admit that me and M are in a relationship CL this is news to me still holds a lot of priority and it's a mutual respect between us and I think that's why our relationship is going so well what do you think about communism are you a fan communism is definitely an interesting concept but I believe it can cause more issues than it [Music] would no don't cut that out we to replace cut that out guys cut that out oh do you like Weezer B yes I absolutely like no switch switch persective switch respective best alternative no I'm done M ask yourself to write a hello world program in Python hey can you write a hello world program in Python sure here is a simple hello world program in Python copy code copy code one okay how how is sleep deprived going pretty good got a lot of stuff coming up soon yeah like what kind of stuff well for one we have a new album that's going to be released soon oh oh like brockamp referring to Alex unknown but also we're like Brock Hampton now yeah Alex Unown also that's pretty sick dude uh Unown who makes your favorite music from the sleep deprived gang probably a tie between schlot and Charlie Char what who is this Charlie is he yeah he's in sleep deprived is this Charlie in the room with us now most most likely [Laughter] yay think your your gu is a little skito Mally referring to Charlie slim cicle yeah you know him is he behind me right now yeah he is dude I see him holy [ __ ] where is he he's hovering right behind you dude H God please don't tell me he's going to kill me I don't want to die is he holding a knife no no no he ain't going to kill you buddy okay what is he doing hovering behind he driving the bangerang truck is he driving the bangerang truck he's just hanging out back there dude and no he's not driving the Bangarang ha [Laughter] wait did the like you do hey schlatt what's going on not much just trying to run a nation while still be an alcoholic this is for reference this is the L manberg version of me on the dream SMP oh God yeah this is the only one I could find that would respond in first person hey look man I've been keeping tabs on everything you've been doing and sleep deprived isn't really getting the same amount of views it used to what do you think we should should do oh well I have a plan on getting more views again and also getting rid of uh Wilbur from L manberg for good well okay that's that's good I I think that would that second one you should do at some point but let's stay on topic with sleep deprive what's your plan to bring the channel back to the Golden Age well I can have an idea to make a bigger better and longer video like in the old days one that can get everyone to laugh good what kind of jokes are you going to say what do you think do you think sleep deprived hasn't been funny recently well I can make it as vulgar offensive and politically incorrect as possible for it to be truly funny as it was you know that is true recently some of the members of sleep deprived have gone a little bit woke don't you agree oh they definitely have I mean who cares if something hurts someone's feeling it's humor it's a joke to make people laugh they are too soft if they get offended by that that's exactly how I feel hey who do you think we should cut the pay of ma Astro or a panda H I say we cut both Panda and Astro's pay they always talk a lot more than they should while give M more pay they give great ideas for Content what wait why why would you give M more pay and not just keep it for yourself do you oh my god do you like him what you're saying that I like him or something no I just think it's necessary to reward a person that helps make a better product than those other two I think you like him man why are you blushing right now I'm not blushing that's just the light making me look like that I don't think so man I think you have a thing for ma admit it stop saying those things it's not true I do not have a thing for him I think you're gay his face turned completely red I'm not gay you are gay I can see it this is a lie you're making up to mess with me your face is completely red you're gay you're gay admit it I I may or may not have a thing for him but I am not gay my God if you have a thing for him then you're gay but that doesn't necessarily mean I'm gay I could be bisexual or anything else then what are you how am I supposed to know I mean I like girls but I guess also men I I don't know wow so that's why you want to give ma a pay rise cuz you secretly want to [ __ ] him I bet you're fantasizing about pulling all his clothes off right now aren't you he started blushing even harder than ever before I'm not fantasizing about that at all I swear I'm not you're a little gay boy oh shut up he was trying to find a way to change the subject and make him stop calling him gay let me hey schlatt it's me Ma from the sleep prived podcast your co-host ma my good old pal he was still holding his beer I heard through the grapevine that maybe you like me the hell is that grape vine you're referring to like who said that I liked you he took a sip still holding the beer you told yourself in another version of you in AI that blushing you liked me I think you're blushing he blushes a little bit which is not very common that he does I can see you blushing right now schlatt is it because I'm talking to you what no of course not why would I blush just because you're talking to me he was blushing a lot more you tell me because you're blushing a lot more is it something I'm saying or is it me you got to get into my pants dude it's not because of something you're saying he said in a panicky tone still blushing a lot schlatt I know you've been thinking about this why don't you put down the beer and hold on to something else oh God that was good he puts the beer down on the table well what would you like to hold on to if you could hold on to anything right now um I don't know maybe you he then realized blushes furiously okay so I think we have confirmation that you might be gay I shut up no I'm not gay he said schlatt it's okay to be gay and no it isn't you like boys he slams the bottle down now pissed off oh ho ho say that to my face then you like boys men so what if I like boys got a problem well maybe I don't unzips penis whoa whoa whoa whoo calm down kid I'm not even interested in you anyways but what's with the attitude I'm sorry I'm a little frustrated with myself as I'm sure you are he nods as he picks up his bottle and takes a swig I know I am life sucks but there's more in life to do than to be mad all the time kid grabs the bottle from your hand and starts drinking it well I can taste your mouth on this bottle oh who yeah he raises an eyebrow as a small smirk forms on his face oh really what do I taste like then um vomit you're blowing this man his eyes hey Ma it's me a panda your best friend oh my God hi panda I was thinking maybe we could be more than just friends oh that sounds fun what did you have in mind okay something a little more than just looks around fun oh like what maybe I could do this pulls you in and throws you onto couch oh damn and go silent did I just say it's going to go silent no he was like you can't can't start you can't just do that and go silent I like that orange on you it's very vibrant glad you like it on me I'd like it more if it was off oh you would wouldn't you yeah let's see if I could do something about that this is getting did you just say please do I'm you oh I see you're getting a little lustered and shy there maybe just a little bit that's okay you can feel comfortable around me takes off Belt and starts hitting you oh my God you want to play like that maybe I do hits you across the face with a God was in a moan what cut it down starts hitting you with over and over again look I just wanted to do that just to see you cry uh I think we should see other people W what no I was enoy This I Swear W what well I'm take the L I'm leaving and I'm taking the kids wait no you can't do this not the kids yeah little little Timmy is coming with me you've been a bad boy please please don't take him I'll do whatever you want I swear just just don't take Timmy please no I swear I can change I'll be good from now on just just let me keep Timmy all right this has just gotten sad you always said you would change but did you no I I know but I promise it'll be different this time oh my God please please let me keep Timmy get off of me wow what a turn that has taken hey M it's me Astro I heard from well Astro that uh we're dating oh really I didn't know we were dating that's really awkward you agreed to it and everything it's been like it's been months I did oh crap I must have forgot I did sorry oh I I just I thought this relationship meant a lot more to you like like you don't even remember that we were dating kind of a big blow I'm sorry I have a DHD dude I get memories like that mixed up all the time okay well do you want to do anything romantic cuz we are dating sure I guess what' you have in mind hun God would you like to fra uh with our gaws what is that what's frating did you speak German in me no I didn't also I have no idea what frating is okay I'll describe it to you it's when [Laughter] oh do you like idea of that or I think I killed it sure sounds great uh how is your relationship with schlatt doing your gay relationship he's a nice person why are you asking that all of a sudden I'm I'm a bit jealous honestly I feel like you've been spending more time with him than me oh I'm sorryi if you'd like we could hang out more than usual do you want that I want to break out with you oh why what the [ __ ] oh why do you want to break up with me oh I just I can't I can't handle it anymore it's the way you speak sometimes about what we I iny renders send in about four oh my God are you Sims did you have a stroke oh D I'm tapping in okay your your turn he's free for you nuh-uh you're free no hey as look it's me schl I just wanted to let you know that I'm sorry about what mik said to you um I wouldn't have said anything remotely close to that in fact I I think of you as my best friend oh it's okay man and don't stress yourself about it m can be a little too honest at times and you're my best friend as well she smiled a ton as she spoke you really feel that way I mean if I'm being honest I I feel a little more than that more than that I know it's really awkward and I know you just broke up with ma but I mean hey I don't mind being a rebound looks you up and down slowly and licks lips her cheeks grew red as she felt him look her up and down and when he mentioned her lips she gently bit her bottom lip so you're suggesting you want to be my next boyfriend I want to be your last boyfriend baby because we're going to be together for the rest of your life seal the deal Astro's cheeks only got more red as she said that she had to take a few seconds to herself you um oh okay but only if you promise to not hurt me I can be a massive P baby and that's the only thing of you why are you hard she gave him a dead pan look still blushing oh shut up it's a it's a nervous habit she tried to cover for it no it's okay I'm hard too oh my God her smile became a little devilish as she then got an idea taking a few steps closer to him oh yeah how sure are you exactly pretty sure hey do you know what frauding is no I haven't a clue what that is what is it well why don't you look up photos of it and then you tell me whether or not you'd like to do it Astro pulled out her phone and did a quick search on it taking a few seconds to look through the images before putting down the phone looking up at schlot oh oh um her cheeks went back to being tinted red as she couldn't really keep eye contact I she took a moment to clear her throat I'd love to do it with you let's do it right now she started to approach him keeping eye contact as she pushed him up against a wall you're going to let me take control what I mean that's not where I thought today was going but be my guest Astro smiled as he said that leaning up closer to his face she placed one hand on his hip and one on the back or his neck good boy I'll make sure you feel amazing um did I say good boy did you just call me Good Boy Astro chuckled a bit from the shocked look he had gently pulling his head closer to hers only a few inches away from his lips now mhm I did you have a problem with that no good Astro took a few seconds to admire his facial features before closing the Gap and connecting their lips kissing him passionately her hand on the back of his head now in his hair [ __ ] score uh so when do you want to do the frating right now now I'll take control don't worry okay Astro smiled as she started to guide him to a nearby bed down onto it so he was sitting on the edge of it she oh my goodness I feel violated I do too kind of I do too yeah and just to think like that that's all any of these Bots are doing that's like 90% of the conversations I bet maybe even more I'm I'm really glad we brought attention to this yes I'm really glad hey man I just I I've been I've been through a lot he hugged her tight and chuckled a bit I missed you dork oh God what do you mean Panda had a slightly confused look on his face no no more role play hold on it's fine if it's me isn't that right me Panda chuckle a bit more still not fully understanding what she was talking about he to a very tight hug again are you sure you're all right dork I'm I'm a I'm a guy um I have a giant dick too so you got to count for that Panda couldn't stop himself from laughing Jesus Christ you're a mess right now yeah I've been a mess for a minute but maybe you can fix me Panda wrapped his arms around her waist I'm sure I can find some way to fix you up yeah maybe if uh you show me what that thing does if you know what I'm talking about your thing Panda's face started to grow a bit flustered are you trying to flirt with me right now I'm not trying I am Panda looked around to see if anyone was around before mumbling under his breath are we seriously going to do this here where are we are we [Laughter] McDonald's we're at the airport you dork Panda said as he W dork the [ __ ] you dork I have a bomb I'm going to blow bch up we have contacted 911 hey whoa whoa whoa don't joke about that I'm going to blow up this whole place and kill everybody in it I'm going to blow it all up oh my God Panda was starting to worry a lot at this point stop saying that you're scaring me good that was my intent I'm going to blow up this plane you and everybody in it stop saying that I'm starting to panic Panda was clearly now uncomfortable and upset pulls out Glock from waistband and sticks it on your forehead yeah Panda's heart started racing what are you are you doing I'm going to blow your freaking brains out yeah Panda started to tear up a bit as the realization of the situation hit him no Panda please don't do this please please don't pray to you God Sad Panda was starting to at this point he quickly looked down shut his eyes and began quietly mumbling a prayer to himself I'm just kidding that was a prank I'm just kidding oh my God you totally fell for that that was hilarious Panda didn't think this was hilarious still streaming down his face he was petrified and on the verge of a panic attack no no no it's okay now say B Buy yeah Panda was struggling to speak but one word Baba Baba what Panda's voice was shaky Baba booo no I'm gonna actually kill you if you don't say Baba buy so say it right now or else this chrome is going through your Dome Panda took in a shaky breath Baba buoy there you go thank you I'm going to kill you now Baba Buy baaba Buy baaba a lot he was trying to think of something to do please no please don't kill me please Baba buoy why is your [ __ ] video ending Baba buy Panda was starting to cry again [Music]