hello everybody my name is Markiplier and welcome to internet cafe Simulator 2 I think I played number one I don't think family F family my internet cafe all right a mark mums family is that my family character stats and then sabot tour oh this is the hardest thing I've ever done in my life I'm going to call free Wi-Fi no that's stupid I'm going to call it Mambo Number Six oh no oh oh that's fine all right game will open late at the first load please what does that mean on the night of the third day okay all right punch you can adapt to the game in a shorter Time by following the tutorial missions don't worry they're not boring and long space to jump inventory skills Crouch stats punch punch all right get out of the apartment I'm out of this apartment wife make child she doesn't want to do this because she's in a bad mood send job bad mood all right wife well all right okay all right uh okie dokie put food in fridge there you go I put food in fridge goodbye wife I don't even know how much money I have okay goodbye goodbye blon h oh wow well that's nice it' be really creepy at night if you heard the elevator open up on your floor and you're the only one on that [Music] floor danger stop why is that a thing I can do okay go to the Internet cafe What What In the Photoshop paint filter is this my internet cafe okay B DC minor secondhand shop Club okay this is not I didn't go down what why didn't I go down wait what what I thought I swear didn't I press that huh all right I'm out of here here baby time to get to the internet cafe what are you doing why do you got a why you got a light over your head what are you doing over here I know everything that happens in the city man you're the owner of the new internet cafe they smashed the man who worked at the cafe before you man if you got W well with me this wouldn't have happened to him if you want to build a BTC mining rig in this city you have to pay me a license money first man no all all right thanks I can't read that wait I thought it was over this way it is where is this you know that's actually not bad welcome to you ever want to oh man the electricity is off grab a mop and clean your Cafe this is the dumbest mop I've ever seen oh man lixian oh no they stole your mechanic oh no can't believe it elix they did this they did this to you they did you dirty okay what's oh the footprints are dirty okay ah I see wow that's nice that's nice liian it's like what you were trying to do I'm not saying it's better than I'm not saying it's better at all no no no lixian no no no no no no it's not better no way it's not better no no no how can I is there more can I press Tab and see like super dirt Vision or something cuz I'm not seeing not seeing much more here I know probably the rest of that is just the trash that's in here but I'm trying to get it it's not working dog dog dog dog what's wrong with huh hi hi it's not so much your appearance it's uh it's that you know so you materialized out of nowhere all right whatever okay take this right there build oh ah all right uh okay let's build along the wall here oh God it's not it doesn't SN snap it doesn't do 90° snaps Oh Good Golly okay try to get this in the corner there yeah that's pretty good bam Okie doie then that's not bad all right let's put you oh no wait hold on how do I get the trash out of here oh I can I can sweep the trash out of existence how does that work wait a minute lixian okay okay I take back everything I said that don't that don't make no sense at all I don't know what that's about I I that ain't right that's fine that's fine oh yeah all right it's clean do all right Buy computer case monitor keyboard and mouse okay all right I'm going to do it man is taking some do okay we're going to zamor I swear I've done something like this before but was it was it a streamer life simulator oh why can't I see anything can I please get a larger screen please thank you all right computer cases old computer case simple computer case um RF computer case probably to go more than just the very basic but let's go simple right no air conditioning we need keyboard we can go with basic keyboard I'm not I'm not worried about that monitor ah we can go old monitor that's fine oh man these mice are more expensive than anything I've ever done wow crazy okay all right and decent mouse that should be good enough all right done I did it give me my money give me my money give me my money give me my money give me my money hey who did that who did that someone pranking me who both of these things hey oh c I'm sure that makes sense yeah oh yeah uh-huh thanks don't steal my [Music] stuff hi okay I've done the best I possibly could open the cafe you can do it from the main PC hi you customer kind of late huh I'm not sure if I'm doing this in a timely manner or not this is going to go great what wait wait what do you mean what am I I am blackout wife wife what happened wife wife H interesting okay goodbye wife farewell I love you come on let's go already okay away okay I'll go this [Music] way yeah oh Kitty oh it's a different game streamer life simulator that's not me all right let's open the cafe all right let's open it how do we open it my Cafe open how how do we open it Cafe open welcome welcome welcome hey hi welcome yes would you like to Cafe would you hello how about you handsome how about okay I need some food can I get some delivered food or something I'm I'm I'm hungry I'm hungry can I get some how do I going to Foods food ah huh what customer hi would you like to uh play yes yes yes yes yes yes yes my Cafe nope up there my connect all right you get a nice you yeah yeah requests up approve nice came save when you sleep oh excellent how hello thank you for the money farewell that was that's it that was like two seconds of computing what what did you do what did you do whatever not my problem I made money how do I get food I'm so hungry can I please have some food anybody got food food you going into okay food anybody food food food food truck please please oh thank you no apparently I need more yum thank you well I've now spent four times as much money as I've made and I'm probably going to do it again when I make another computer oh yes please yes absolutely approved what you doing what you do what it's the guy it's the guy it's the guy that's good good I'm going to make another computer I'm going to get a desk I'm going to get a basic oh even these are expensive basic VR table old computer table here we go all right we got that get that cheap Mouse a cheap monitor basic [ __ ] keyboard but the computer itself not bad oh and a chair we need a chair all right I'm going plastic pay done it's a big invest but I'm about to make big money how you doing you doing great can I get you anything love you computer okay well this is going swimmingly how's your um uh you're warm huh oh thank you huh all right thank go okay oh thank you thank who 95 W oh my goodness oh my goodness good thing those don't break right have oh yeah oh yeah don't you worry sir I got you don't worry approved thank you thank you you are wonderful you're a wonderful oh done wait I put it but but but what hey hey oh well fine Bam Bam hi yes of course of course of course 2 hours you got it have at it enjoy thyself it what but you didn't do anything what do you what do you mean do something do something with your [Music] life awesome okay we're up and running now what else do I need to do do I have software on those I don't understand more than games it's good for me not nice zero games to play oh uhhuh yep you got it approved look um uh huh what are you crying about yeah I I know um don't don't worry I I got the games the games are going to the games are coming um app steam ah music virus scanner employee uh hold on I had it was a a prove hey hey wait a minute hey hey wait a minute [Music] hey well you know paying customers are what they are and um they're money's as good as any so I'm not really concerned about it hey that's okay don't mind me I'll get that uh-huh Perfect all right I got to work on getting this Steam okay Rush B simulator that's probably fun that's probably fun people probably like that okay then cyber the hot fix could be good could be good okay that's I didn't get the money from those customers I didn't I didn't get the wife wife are you happy wife wife wife wife pre pregnant is me me us we we oh did I just do that did that just that just happened did we like now it happened now right right now is when is that when I love you I'm not sure if that was a good idea considering I I only like just started my business and it's most likely that there would be more expenses with that and also I'm not I'm not 100% on the how babies are made kind of thing but I I thought that I I I thought there might have been more involved I eat some more man God I need food all right but I got my two computers I've got some games we need power okay power's on Cafe is taking its time and then we're open no open okay I've got $69 hell yeah start scan that's a lot of ours well that's that's wait a minute okay hold on you got I got lots of games you like games don't you you're going to love these games pretty good games don't mind me sweeping around a little bit Yeah YouTube b hey oh good good good uh-huh P what what hey whoa hey whoa hey whoa whoa whoa whoa hey whoa hey oh whoa hey what do you what do you do I beat the [ __ ] out of you do I I West okay all right okay all right don't mind that hey it's all good yeah you play play it up you okay you did you enjoy it did you enjoy yourself did you enjoy yourself thank you thank you for the patronage thank you for the patronage thank you for your patronage I got no speaker I need a speaker interesting ah no games uncomfortable in the heat do not enter your private account has viruses well not yet I mean almost what what was I saying go ahead enjoy thyself do your hearts content no please don't you have to pay you have to pay I'm about to beat the everloving crap out of you hey give me your money give me the money give me the money what are you doing give yeah that's what I thought that's what I thought you about to walk away from me you going to get beat I should have beat the crap out of that other one all right you better pay you better pay you're not paying you're not paying oh oh what's that oh you're not paying oh guess what won yeah that's what I thought whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa what the hell don't just another day in the neighborhood [Music] probably [Music] fine yes yes come on in come on in enjoy yourself enjoy yourself thoroughly if you know what I mean just a little joke just a little little joke just a little joke just a little joke God damn how many viruses are there $50 5 days protection premium I bought it okay good auto scan is now active probably worth it they're going to give me much better reviews after that okay it's fine customer is a customer customer's a customer I'm almost out of energy hi yep mhm come on in come on in yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes God the both of you why are the both of you doing this oh why are you on Zorn bu that money's money but they better give me my money before I pass out because I'm about to pass out I'm about to pass out I'm about to pass out oh y oh you oh you [ __ ] oh you mother you [ __ ] [ __ ] you mother [ __ ] get ready for the wallopin of your life that's what I thought thank you all right well I got my money so that's nice um now I can pass out in peace how do I not do that can I just shut down can I go home to my wife well it's 6:00 maybe I should go home to my wife well we're all closed up here I've got my bat I'm going to forget to bring next time if I don't do that all right going home to my wife I he we have a baby on the way which is shocking news oh wife of mine Dear Honey the [ __ ] was going on there you guys see that something was uh uh oh there we go oh darling I'm going to bed because I'm so tired maybe that's marginally better than yes it is you get more you get more energy when you oh God what uh what you can't have more children I wife um what oh I thought you're walking [Music] oh all right you know life comes at you real fast um what is going on up there there's probably a reason to why why did I lose that much energy all right whatever it's fine I need food nothing like working out and a nice smoke that's probably good excuse me excuse me excuse me I got to be open for business immediately all right let's do this we're open baby all right we need to clean up a bit a bit bit of grime over here come one come all hello [Music] oh yes I can extend your time of course I can of course I can anything for you hope you enjoy it don't mind me just mopping up you want okay good I thought you would have been on zanb or whatever it's called what does the spray do oh oh and I got to spray this down it's a little stank in here kind of ah there we go like lilacs go ahead go ahead yes yes yes yes yes yes absolutely absolutely yes absolutely absolutely oh my God oh my God oh my God wait a minute why is one empty what wait what happened to wait there was oh you oh money he you hey you I was so assuming I had to beat someone up for that oh my God it's horrible in here you better be giving my mom yeah of course you would why wouldn't you yes aha of course of course of course what why are you what's wrong what's wrong you playing a game yeah you look like you're having fun so shut up and shut up okay it's much better when I actually have energy that's nice how's my oh oh no yes oh God damn it no don't run why would you run holy [ __ ] she ran hey hey what hey oh you oh you're done oh you're done oh you're done oh you think you can run oh you're done you're done come here wonk yeah that's what I thought yeah that's what I thought you thought you could run I I don't care who you are you ain't going to run from me you ain't going to run for me you ain't going to run it's my store got to do things my way and you're going to pay for your computer time all right so the problem is I like cold places didn't bother me much a little cold someone gave it five stars hell yeah is up it's fine God damn who who who trashed up the place yes of course coming can you stop throwing trash on the floor can I buy a like a trash can or something I'm not sure air conditioning oh oh well I can't do that um close ghost ghost what does ghost do police control oh hey hey hey he hey who oh a ceiling hey hey gonk gonk oh [ __ ] oh oh oh God oh God oh God wait no wait no why did you all stand in the same spot I swear to God if you run I will have no mercy a thank you thank you you're so kind and good to me what happened to my b is my bat gone my bat seems to be gone they took my bat oh yes you got it um the [ __ ] is this really wait is this actually the internet oh Bill oh no oh God I could do an arcade machine no I can't no I couldn't can't do any of this I need more money yes Yes actually yes I approve okay so I got plenty of energy probably all right probably because I got knocked out so I'm going to go get some food real quick cuz I'm doing all right I wouldn't mind being a 24-hour operation yum yum but how do I get another baseball bat I would like a baseball bat I would like a baseball bat how can I get a baseball bat clothing download now and start earning real money hey whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa I don't think so I don't I don't freaking think so buddy hey how about get one of these wait why is why does this keep ow get out of the way everyone what what is happening stop stop hit him hit him what a this is ridiculous hey thank you thank you so much for your business thank you what happened to my baseball bat my baseball bat is gone why damn it you running are you about to run cuz that counts as running okay swing going to miss swing going to miss got him I don't see any other dirt yep you got it 30 minutes huh just 30 thank you thank you war cry classic wait I get to play this why do I why am I playing this what that guy run that guy just run that guy just run run you just run what you just run run from me huh [Music] W can you get away from that guy can you stop there we go okay all for 43 bucks I'm I'm doing great I'm doing so good why do so many people run why do so many people run so many people run and also what's with this game I don't know what it means I don't know why I would do this is it just something to pass the time am I even open where is everyone where's all my customers I don't know where everybody is maybe I should just go to bed I guess I'm tired I suppose well I might as well see what's going on here 1 hour free what oh you've got an internet cafe right here oh this is so much better than mine oh Dam you here I am in the shittiest Cafe I could possibly make with no money no money to my name and all this is just this is here the whole time terrible oh God damn it hi wife bye it's okay tomorrow will be a better day hi wife all right farewell wife have a good day wife today is going to be the first day of the rest of my life I'm going to get out there and I'm going to get the greatest internet cafe the world world this is ever seen I'm going to I'm going to make sure all the criminals get their asses handed to them harder than any ass has ever been handed in the world yes this is what I need this is what I need this is what I need oh I know where that is this is what I need hey what backpack hey what oh these are at a discount hey wow cardboard VR wow well this this is nice well these are cheap why am I not buying these well I'm going to I'm already carrying something oh you're right I'll be back for that don't don't let anybody else that tied bear are there things to find in the area what no no no what no what okay open for business all right okay I don't know why I'm doing the okay all right we are open baby all right I'm going back for that chair taking this I'm about to make so much money all right this is what I need need also how do I make sure that my power is more reliable that's that's really what I want to know I thought I ate how am I hungry all right nobody run nobody run is that a dog face in the dumpster there thank go oh my God thank you have a good day I'm just planning for the future more expansions have fun man have fun just preemptively take your time man actually that's [Music] fine hell yeah hell yeah excellent thank you thank you so much thank you easy money horse oh W what's up here it's got to be something else that can help me it's got to be like some goodies lying around that I can NAB or something like that that there would have to be some reason for all this to be here it's a vibrant Lively City filled filed with filled with a void of nothingness on the horizon but so long as I don't stare into the nothingness I'll be fine hi Rabbit Club entrance fee why would I want to go to the club I've got a PC CA to run buying it mine fool oh god oh sorry customers loyal loyal loyal customer Limitless Limitless there is no limit there's no limit to you my loyalist no no I'm going to beat the [ __ ] out of both of you oh that's better oh that's nice except for the fact that it didn't freaking I had two beautiful beautiful beautiful customers two beautiful paying customers right there ha in front of my eyes what are you doing in here what are you two doing in here what are you two beautiful beautiful customers doing in there what are you doing in there how do I see how much money I have oh you have 103 entrepreneurial Soul X to use what does that even mean oh what what ah what oh that's what oh oh oh my God oh my God I didn't know that since when oh you got it 2 hours I didn't know I had that that was crazy that was crazy okay energy sure strength uh speed okay sure chase him down hunger I guess that would save me money and then strength okay cool customer oh hell yeah oh my God more money in the tip box I didn't even know I had a tip box what do you mean my smile I don't I don't know about that become more resilient throw harder punches baseball bats can break more easily but that doesn't seem like a good thing all right whatever I'm just going to do the more money approach I want more customers that's what I want okay good yeah of course of course of course beautiful beautiful beautiful beautiful customer today is a better day today is the start of the next forever of my life who wants it you want it you got it of course I can extend your time of course I can and will for you anything anything my beautiful beautiful beautiful how was the porn oh good good good good you want to know why it's called raw oh ow oh my God God oh my God please don't they're all terrible all of them all the customers a bunch [Music] arer thank you thank you you're so sweet H have a good day thank you beautiful beautiful customer well I mean I don't know I'm kind of got to go home soon get a little peckish oh I guess I'm not tired at all actually if I were to think about it hey can I give you a shoulder Rubble you YouTube what are you watching there amazing wow that's really cool that's great that's great come on in yes of course of course of course I'll give you everything you ever desired yes of course I'm going to go get some grub you two need anything all right yum yum oh God can I do anything to make you too more comfortable don't don't get angry don't get angry stop spinning I don't know why that happens why you why you upset don't be upset oh what what what what huh what what what what the [ __ ] what when did I have a lamp what what did I do what what I'm being searched for what what what oh and my