Okay, okay, okay All it takes is three o'clock Hello, so here I have miss thickums right there. We have the guy from one piece the blue-eyed white dragon And then we have the cast of Twilight Today we're gonna be doing dress to impress in real life. And yes, that is it Thank you Who do I think is gonna win? I think me and Quinn are gonna win personally just because Duh, duh, duh, love you girls Y'all never gave Cheater Cheater? We never gave Cheater We're going to be pairing up in two groups Me and Quinn, yeah What's our team name?
Bad B****** Yeah, yeah Wait, no we can't do that Should we do Team B.B. but no L? We're the Abby Lee Millers And we're gonna win those Robux, okay?
And that Tesla Okay, this next team is me and Johnny Yeah Team Johnny. Basically Larry, I just want to thank you Larry for doing this for me. Letting me be on a team with Johnny is something that's really, really sincere.
I have a restraining order from you. And so... That's not...
And so Larry didn't even know that. I've gone in with the heaviest people ever. Yeah!
I'm Naima, this is Monty, and I actually went out of my way to look more like a Roblox character and got dental surgery. Some may say I'm mindful for doing that and I would agree. Very mindful. We are team mindful.
We mindful. I'm Jake. I'm Tara. And we are team Dragon Rap. Thank you guys.
Ben is gonna choose the theme. Come on, Benjamin. The theme is...
METAL COLOR! What? I'm gonna eat this shit up. Let's begin.
We have to go to the Diddy party for the next album. No Diddy party. Wait, Larry's taking us to the Diddy party? We are not going to Diddy party. I'm confused, is the winner getting head or not?
Yes! Oh, you want head now? No, I don't.
Bro, he has a royal version. I'm eating shit. That's fucked up. Really, Jake?
What? I ain't trying to paint you as the gay. Giving head is not gay.
Oh, whoa. Whoa! Improve it.
Be who you... Can we just give it up for Jason for waking up before 3 p.m. Woo!
Yes, oh my god! Hey, wait, wait, wait, wait. Just give me my money. Woo!
Give me my money. Give me my money. Y'all can figure it out.
Get me out of here, let's go. It's boiling hot. It's hot as shit.
It's hot as shit because my tit is in this bitch. I'm going to scream. Turn this off.
Turn this off. Turn this off. She's trying to make me kill myself. Turn it off. Life is good right now, Billy.
Hi, it's Mrs. Roblox. And Mr. Roblox. We are now in the car on our way to Goodwill now. I'm with Johnny. We're with Tara.
Hi. And we are with Jake. But you're the opposing team.
Okay, so don't listen to what I'm about to say. Damn. And I think that me and Tara's style is a little bit different.
Couple that'll be perfect. How do we lose with that? We're not gonna lose because we're the best couple already What if I started talking like saucy things Hannah? No, okay. Okay What is it?
Wait, how you do? How you talking do it? You're so good at doing it. What's awesome. Yeah Carissa please Bitches be like I'm the more and I'll be just be like I'm sexy.
No, you're a sex offender Wow, let's make you okay I'm not goofy. I'm gaggy for the middle school and we need just like uh, like a Hannah Montana outfit No, I was thinking like a little boy shit like like Like sideways hat, like, you know? No, no, no, no. I'm meeting Jake for the first time, like that's a lot for me personally, because I'm such a stan. He's not real.
I feel like I just met SpongeBob. We're gonna eat them up in the walk. Cause we have to do a walk too.
They never have walked at Runaway. I have. Yes, yes, yes, going into the store. Dress, dress, pressure, I know you bitches bored, yay.
We just got to Goodwill and we're going right to the color of the day, red. 50% up, turn me up. Let's go to the little boy section and rate it before anyone else can for middle school. You need to be like the Depop Wolves. Hey, you're new to the school, aren't you?
No. Do I know you're Jake Webber? To our yummy auto buddy, Jake Webber riding a feather.
And Larry. Larry's so hairy and quid, she's so gay. Hey!
I think I found my first cock. It's perfect. It's so fun.
Okay wait, we should be the his and hers girl. His and hers. Okay, but, okay so what is the hers? I know, um... Larry just said we should match.
Bro just found the holy grail. Is this middle school? Well with my titties it's not gonna be middle school.
No yeah, you have to be mindful. You got some jugs on you. We have to work together, Quen.
Okay so start lo- looking should i wear a dress and you swear like a boy outfit yeah of course you want that well i'm trying to think like who you are i'm straight but like i'm trying to think uh you're going i think me and jake's downfall is that we split up and i have all this stuff i feel like i wanted to like more match everyone is getting such intricate outfits and i have this girl Boom, that's your backpack. To the unarmed black person. Oh, see, because that's not what it was supposed to be.
And that's what it gave. We found his middle school pants. Wait. Wait, this is Brad. This is so...
Oh, oh, oh, grab that, grab that, grab that, grab that. Good job. Guys, look, we're spying on Jake and Tara, look.
Yeah, they don't even look at them. Idiots. Idiots.
This is probably the best thing. This is probably the best thing in this whole damn place. Probably the best thing in this whole damn place.
We're also doing these shorts for Johnny. I think these will look really good. They're really slutty and little. Yeah.
Oh, there you are, Jake. I was telling camera that... Oh, wait. I'm struggling.
Hi! This is so Y2K coded. Hey guys, my name is Larry. I'm just gonna have to wear these Steve Maddens because there's nothing really here that's eating it up like that.
What is that? Hi, my name is Carmen Winston. I feel like I just got hexed.
Y'all, Quen's not fucking helping me. I don't know what to fucking do. I'm stressing the fuck out. Really, really, cut, cut, cut.
Now really, really, really, really, really, cut, cut. Quen is not helping me. I don't know what the fuck she's doing, but I need help. Really, really, really, really, cut, cut, cut.
Hey, this guy's here to meet a 13-year-old. I'm struggling. Move your fucking-go get your own car.
No, we're only a team. Everyone else is with their team. You're fucking going independent, you fucking-What do you think about our outfits, Johnny? I think they're actually horrible.
Get your fucking shit together. We're gonna fucking lose this because of you. Tips hat with Riz. Oh, yeah.
Who are you talking to? Stop fucking looking. I'm not looking at you.
Ooooooh. I have a golf club. Okay? And I'm black. And we're back!
Yes! Larry, yes, Larry! Who wants to go first?
I think you should. We called last. No!
Larry! Larry! Larry!
No! Thank you. I say y'all, we should go like a line. Okay.
Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright.
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Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright. Name of the state?
Oh, excuse me. Here comes the hurricane bitch. Here comes the hurricane bitch.
OK, what can I say? I have to give it a 4 out of 5. I like this SpongeBob. Who put you on the planet? Eww.
Uh, face. I think it's insane. You guys killed this shit. guys slide the side bang you pulled right there with the glasses and the spongebob it's just it's perfect I'm gonna say three and a half out of five don't call me no that's still a really good score I am a critic yes no you can yeah right you can right fine for everything really ties together quite nicely and you guys compliment each other pretty nicely so I'm gonna give you all like a four point five out of five like I feel like y'all are that meme of the people holding hands in the subway see i'm gonna give y'all three And that's only because when I play the actual game, I give the bitches a lower score so I can win. I will be y'all's friend in middle school.
I'm gonna give y'all a five. Girl, how we doing? How we gonna-Sike! Two.
Girl, we gotta go last. We're gonna go to zero. Oh.
Five. Good job! Tar and Jake, good luck and don't fuck it up.
Wait. Let's see if this bitch is out. Wow.
Oh my god. Oh my god. You look like a bitch. Oh my god, you know those like red and blue characters from...
What is that? Pokemon! Pokemon!
Yeah, the trainers from Pokemon. You guys... Off rip, you guys walked out and I felt like I was back on like the turf in middle school.
I feel like I gotta give a five. I mean, it's fire. Just wow, god damn it. You guys impressed me once again.
Five. Five, five, five. I liked it.
I liked it. I liked it. I'm really uncomfortable looking at you both. I hate that I'm seeing Jake's legs right now. I didn't think this day would ever come.
I think Jake looks like he has like a kick me sign on his back or gets bullied a lot. I think Tara might be bullying him. That's what it looks like.
Y'all look like you throw dodgeballs really fucking hard. So I'm going to give it a 4.5. Docking half a point because I'm scared of y'all a little bit. Shit. I've seen a new competitor.
Yeah, we're kind of intimidated. I told you guys. I didn't think it was going to be like this though. Yeah, it may well.
Y'all went too hard. It's a game by the way you guys have fun. I'm gonna give you guys a four Double it, four for me Eight, four plus four Chabloud!
Jason Ben Jason Ben Yeah Hey, hey, okay, okay, turn up, yo Oh Oh, not really yet Whaaaaat? Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy I do think it's a little elementary. I'm gonna give it a three. I would have given it a two, but Chase's dump truck added the point.
Hey! What throws me off though, I think it's cool to have an accessory, but it's middle school Paw Patrol. It was like five-year-olds. My mom picked out this backpack for me. So you have Apple headphones, but you can't pick out your book bag?
It's everything's not everything's not technologically correct. You're impressed to impress, you come out, you do the ratings, but you can't argue with the characters. I mean, yeah. I don't really have many words for this, honestly.
It's, uh, there's a lot going on with Chase. A lot. I just feel like it's not middle school enough.
I think I've seen somebody wear this exact fit. I think that it's like fun that we're hanging out with Ben of the week and also Chase brought Bulge of the week. So I'm gonna give you a four. Carrington.
Oh. Character. My god. Character.
See, I was going to call it out, but I didn't want to try to be like, of course, the gay guy is looking at the dick. Like, I didn't want that to be a thing. But damn, bitch, you should be proud of yourself.
Yes, big balls. Chase looks like he's friends with all the cool kids, but that's because his mom dredged him. Chase's house is like the biggest house. Chase. Oh Wait wait, I'm actually just playing wait Wait your feet are like why Elsa!
What is that? I give it a five. I am speechless.
Guaranteed it's not blinking. Woo! But my mom's gonna be mad.
Well, it's mine now. Shut the fuck up. Okay. I'm gonna give it a two.
That's rude. Only because... This is like it's giving like twink like this is what do you expect from me?
I don't know if you guys were lazy and you guys didn't get shoes and socks or if you guys chose to be barefoot For that reason I'm out you guys look like a couple and Johnny's definitely the bottom I'll give it a five We switch I feel like y'all could have eaten if you got shoes so I'm gonna give it a five I was telling him that I would say four. Yeah, good job you guys. Don't say that, give me a two. It's cause you literally acted like a-I know I'm not gonna stop you.
Garrett, stop looking at me like that. Okay, me and Quen's turn you guys. You guys took the longest, I expected you to be the best.
Oh. Y'all took all the fucking items, that's why we didn't-You're my favorite friend. Cause this pic I took is fire. My selfie bell to drop.
Put that money in my bag. Make the world stop Okay, there's always gonna be try-hards there's always gonna be sweats For those that don't know, this is like YOLO swag era and it's so good. Done so well. Done so well. Yeah!
Do like what was in the day of buses. Or the... Yeah! Thank you.
Y'all some cool ass middle schoolers. Thank you, that... I mean, like, are you crazy? My jaw has dropped. Oh my god.
It's incredible. You look like you brought a straightener to homeroom and straightened your hair. You would have definitely bullied my ass, for sure. Guys, the jacket is mine. Um, I'm gonna give it, because I know something.
I'm gonna... Actually, you know something. What do you know? Yeah, what do you know? Whoever says what they know is gonna get beat the fuck up.
I'm gonna give it a five. I'm gonna give it a five. I just love the acting.
I think the acting is so good. I think you guys look like the cool kids in high school. I don't know if this is middle school. I think you guys...
He was held back. I think they're like 8th grade and I'm like we're like 7th and 6th. Yeah. Well I'm 5th but he's like 11th grade.
No I got held back. Cause you did elementary. No we didn't we just dressed like this.
We just dressed like this. And I dressed like this. This is normal.
I would give you guys a 4 out of 5. I was trying to collect a roster in middle school. A 4 out of 5. I was putting the pictures like... In middle school. I'm on the line of 5 but I wanna be a dick so I'm gonna give you a 4. And you will cough in 3 days.
You give me...no no you know what you give me a 2. I'm gonna give you a 2. Two? Yeah, you gave us a two. Did my asshole just come out? No, this is so good.
Come on, give us a three. Okay, I'll give you a five. Thank you!
I got manipulated. Don't do that, don't do that! This here life...
I've learned with the teachers. Jesus Christ. I'm not a hoe, I just love to hang out with my boys. I'm gonna kill your entire family. Oh.