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Phoenix's Best Moments Video Transcript Summary

cut it was pain show me f love it shamess I have known that we would never make it hey look that's the lady you wanted to marry me I'm not 6 10 but something else is 61 what the stop I can be your Bo oh my what is first [ __ ] at let me kiss you all over I kiss you right against the W the ladies and gentlemen welcome to the official Phoenix best evade moments partner I am currently the jungles trees self-reflecting about my future and thinking about you guys just kidding I have finals but I still decided to drop the longest video on my channel yipp as seen from the intro y'all are about to see the most chaotic video I've ever made and some clips that you guys have never seen before I know I'm late again I sincerely apologize I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry but I have to lock in which is why you guys are probably not going to see me for a while and that's oh bro I mean I always say that anyways let's try getting 11 likes on this video it'll be greatly appreciated and I hope you guys enjoy the video my wife was supposed to join but I don't know where she is exactly I don't know where my wife is cuz she keeps running for me cuz she's pissed at me I could be your wife no no oh no we're already taken I Amed yeah I'm married too we're married yeah we're married I'm Luigi number one I'm Lu and then he was like go find your wife hey look that's the lady you wanted to marry me yo watch this watch this I'm about to go crazy who was it you better tell me was it her yeah her yes you cannot have my wife all right I'll why not uh cuz she's mine what if I become the second wife [Music] no there's only there's already five of us there's no there's no six I can be the six hold on hold on hold on I can show you something show what exactly wait what do that again do what are you actually a dude wait is it a dude oh my God it's a man no yo yo yo I still want that six spot though no no are you using a voice changer no I'm not a good friend of hold on I can I can turn back yeah I'm back this is my best friend by and this is a mute the mute just kind of here this right here is a man yeah this is a man this is a stop exposing me [Applause] help help me what the [ __ ] oh my wait how old are you you what the [ __ ] because you have not been and I know talking you're looking you what are [Music] youing fak don't know what you're talk oh my God I was mining for diamonds but your child was dude in dead hey yo what thear possibly a gillionaire okay so if I turn off the voice changers I sound feminine but I'm not a [Music] girl I hate it with the turn it off turn it off H to see it hate your her oh he hates his voice okay I think his Avatar is so cute bro just do I yet okay yeah he wasn't lying he wasn't lying he wasn't L hello wait I got you I got [Music] you thank you girl of course oh what the that's crazy I have one what's make out together who oh yeah come here oh yeah oh yeah you want some of this too H oh yeah what the [ __ ] what are you aiming at what is bro shooting let me kiss you all over what yo why got a gun man put your yo yo choot choot it's not that deep it's not that deep Bro what do we do get down get down sh let me walk with you let me walk with [Applause] you MAF how did he die damn I just got attacked I offed I feel offended I feel offended that you attack me I I attack you my feelings are hurt why did you attack me oh I'm so sorry I hurt your feelings it's okay what watch me watch me attract to these females I will acquire a woman and I will show you excuse me that's so funny that's slow I don't even get to [Music] talk wait let me tie again there excuse me does blinko have W I think he does he just has to be more confident stop the cap stop the cap right now stop the cap oh my God where is [Music] he he's really cute right you're too slow too slow you're too slow slow too slow you're too slow too too slow number one I'm Luigi no no no no oh hello there come back here you got to apologize to me again you hurt my feelings stop the C what did I do apologize yeah you did you you you you ignored me last round and I died you know what's crazy yeah oh you're a dude really come here yo no I don't want that to me yo help there's like oh my God no I'm straight I'm straight [Music] guys has problems hold [Music] on oh my you make me want to kill myself what are youing made mad he's mad are you going to start snarling at us are you [Music] sad I think the sad guys you got to [Music] apologize I'm really scared now what oh my God there is no way I'm really scared now really scared now too I'm really scared [Music] now actually oh my God actually actually oh my God I don't want to play this game no more oh my what the [ __ ] was that I don't think so same same [Music] that's hey yo what the [ __ ] oh my g oh she just throwing it back for everybody I guess yo hell oh man that is crazy out y just lying everything you say is out of Jan you're supposed to be on my [Music] side you're ugly you you're ugly you're disgusting I'm going to kill you give me $200 you're ugly my [Music] godri yes yes yeah my bad [ __ ] project Chon acquired time to bring her back to the what what let me pick her up yes sir yes sir oh my God oh my God oh my [Music] God oh my God okay that's not scary at all me you get literally cry no separated Forever by [Music] love my [Music] G my just thr it back for everybody I guess that is crazy you're supposed to be on me and Shan been through thick and th you like whisper world [Music] oh [Music] out you're ugly you dis ugly you're disgusting she fired time to bring her back to them what [Music] what yeah I couldn't save you I'm sorry someone you're good shwan you can kiss me later excuse me woman FES are one of my favorite genders as as are you g what you say are you 6' 10 are you 6' 10 shut up I'm not 6' 10 but something else is 6' 10 you're going to listen listen listen let me tell you woman like who let this guy this I am 55 oh okay but like you're not six but 10 okay what's your my New Jersey America you're single yo what's up what's up say list number three woman black people are extremely chiv God it was the fact that I cut out so bad it glitch my lady oh my God bro oh hell no man I have no idea what to say how you how would you break my wait he was trying to R say yeah yeah we can try again we can [Music] number what you say yeah lesson number four what lesson oh okay number listen listen you have to be good with your body movement watch this excuse me will you marry [Music] oh my God oh my God oh my God I'm oh my God I'm so glad I have such a knowledge of take take two take two take two take two take two what do you mean take two he said no that's I didn't get my answer yet bro excuse me it was a joke it was a joke it was a joke mind Cey don't worry your R is immaculate it's just not the right person for you what your right let pick a one give me a [Music] second oh oh this is you have the most stuning ice I have I they're black you want to know something crazy yes yeah I'm actually a guy though nice I might not what well now really when we go back then to falling in love and say it's crazy watch me watch me like to these females I will acquire a woman and I will show you one excuse me when you see the good in someone you don't give up on them woman females are one of my favorite genders frr W are you 6 10 gender I'm not 6 10 but something else is 6 10 people or extremely chers CH uh-huh stop it excuse me it was the fact that I cut out so [Music] bad I thought you have to be good with your body movement watch this excuse me will you marry me after everything you did for love was it worth [Music] it m if you find someone you love enough to R your entire life for it's always worth [Music] it you know I've always loved you CeCe you have the most asending eyes I have ever SE [Music] oh my [Music] God hello hello yeah how many girls are you going to get today excuse me man you are looking very attractive today I have your number stop hitting yourself stop hitting looking very attrative today I have your bro that was a guy oh my God looking mighty FAL will you Mar me oh you're too slow you're too slow you're too slow you're too slow you're too slow I Am Woman jump off my apartment what's happening ex me one to extremely chalous demons left theous man excuse me my lady do you need my court so you can do walking what y y try again try again you got like excuse me my how are you feeling on this good evening very today pretty good and you I'm feeling very distinguished and dis my fine lady can I take you out for dinner tonight for steak and wine we got friend oh my God what you say what you say I'll pass there are things that you have to tell us or we won't get it but then there are things that we won't get even if you do say it excuse me will you marry me expecting people to understand without words is delusional oh my God you what you say what you say I don't only want words there was certainly something I Want It All Along not understanding each other becoming good friends being together sharing together or anything else like that I don't need to be understood I want to understand to understand to know I want to know and have peace I want to be at ease because the things that I don't know are freaking scary wanting to understand completely is a terribly self-righteous tyrannical arrogant desire it's really disgraceful and nauseating holding that desire so disgusting I can't stand there I want a watching machine don't do it's almost back shot fridaya [Music] what if it's jump off the mountain is is oh my God is complete it's not complete yet Fe did you marry me or no I think was a very say wow you're moving all right that's so hyp my lady ever since I have set my you Mar me oh my God I'm going to go jump off the no don't do that no don't do that no you have so much to live for I Am Woman repell don't like me oh my God the only chance I have is in the after what did you [Music] do female please fulfill my only wish I wish to acquire I can't Feed the Beast Within me please say it say [Music] it I think they lesbian so like what is happened no all your fault he offed himself [Music] no my lady would you be so kind to walk with me I'm finally going to find my Roblox wife and I'm going to have my Roblox children what are you talking about it looks like someone came on my face what the [Music] [ __ ] phix I have question you happen to be fat bro of course I'm not fat what are you talking about I would rather date a fat so you would rather date a fat guy and not me okay farm with me I guess I thought this was supposed to be a date [Music] woman I Am Woman Like Me Oh my God the only chance I have is in the what did you do today I have your number stop hitting yourself stop hitting looking I have looking mighty F you Mar I'll pass oh oh my God the only chance I have is in the afterlife female please fulfill my only wish and wish to [Music] acquire I can't [Music] [Music] all right so you're going to take me out on a date right now when where we you got to show me around oh yes yes I see America movie they do sitting on the Sunset and they do kissing let's go [Music] excuse me my lady yeah number eight females like people who are extremely romantic shorty you are looking very beautiful right [Music] now okay listen number nine I [Music] [ __ ] you have the most beautiful eyes I have ever seen shorty I'm going to do as many lessons as possible so I can obtain you I love you so much [Music] [ __ ] listen I would rather date a fat I would rather you date a fat dude what no way no way wait what cut it was painless show me Fai love it was Shameless I should have known that we would never make it now my heart is feeling faking