You friends are so well behaved today! What wonderful news! Do you like my new string?! Oh, you're all are SO nice! Everyone: HAHAHAHA! YAY! SO FUN! Aren't you forgetting someone?! Oh well! Watch out! Throwing two atoms at each other is incredibly DANGEROUS... - Double oh well! - MMM! This is SO fun! I’m so glad you removed the distractions! Everyone: AHHHH! [EXPLOSION] Did I... hear something? That's a relief! Everyone: AHHHHH! Huh?! What IS that? BLUUUGH! Oh, hey guys! Wait, Balloony- you can… SEE US?! Balloony: Yeah, you’re clear as day! Swim in THAT direction if you want to see my pupil. Ooooh! It’s a big pit! And swim in THAT direction if you want to see my optic nerve! I’ve always wanted to dissect one of those!- Balloony: WAIT! Why don’t we do Cake-at-Stake instead? Ugh, FINE. ♪♪ Balloony: Hearts, you entered the birdhouse, saving you from elimination! Amongst the rest of you, who do you think got the prize? - Me! - Balloony: WRONG! Let’s find out! TV? [MUFFLED COUNTING AND DING] Uhhh, Balloony? We can’t see anything. That’s because you have to do THIS! Balloony: AuauahahahaAA! Wait, that means I won the prize? Yay! Oh yay! Wow! What a magnificent monument! I’ll treasure it for as long as I live! It looks like a giant me! Am I a good host or WHAT? Wait, what happened to everyone else? Well, the last few challenges have been way too chaotic with EVERYONE hosting! With just one host, it’ll be much more chill. Isn’t that right? HMPH! Hoh... Everyone: AHHHHH! We’re all gonna be crushed! SWIMMM! Tennis Ball, quick, build reinforcements! It didn’t work! Everyone: AHHHHH! Euh... Huh? Where’d you guys go? ♪ INTRO PLAYS ♪ Captions: TAFFYMARZI Where are we? Where’s my amoeba friends? Aww… I liked my square hole! Oh, I can help with that. - OWW! - THAT'S NOT A SQUARE! Aw, I guess you guys didn’t like swimming in my eye. Just tell us who’s safe from elimination! Balloony: For sure! The cake this time is… rice! Oooh boy, a rice cake? No, a single grain of rice. Budget cuts were especially harsh this year. Balloony: Pencil, Coiny, Fries, you all got to the birdhouse, so you can... politely grab some cake! Pencil, Coiny, Fries: OooOOoooh! OoooOOooohhh! Pencil, Coiny, Fries: MmmmMMMMmm! MmmmmMMMmmm! YUMMYY! Pencil: Coiny: Fries: Humph! [GULP] Ahh... You don’t have to rub it in, you know! [STOMACH GRUMBLES] Because I’m hungry too… Well get ready to feast, Tennessee, because you got the fewest dislikes! Yaaaaaay! Ehhh, whatever. Guess he’s not a fan. Balloony: Needle, Nickel, and Book! You three are also safe! Pin and Bomby: We’re in the bottom two? Bomby: Again? Pin and Bomby: Even after we had our mobility restricted?! Let’s reveal the votes! [DRUMROLL] [DING] - Phew! - Woohoo! The Pin-bot stays for another day! Noooo! WOAH Bunch, minus Needle… I’ll miss you on my way out! Coiny and Pin: Oh. Uhh, see you, I guess… Bye-bye, big-big boy-boy! Guess I don’t have to go in THERE! Golf Ball: That’s what YOU think… AHHHHHH! Woo! Final 8! Beat my personal record! Well, I beat my 20th place record over a year ago! Ha! Wait, nevermind, that’s not impressive at all. Sure it is, Pin! Hearts, let’s celebrate her monumental feat! Coiny: Beating 20th is SO impressive! Pencil: It must’ve been hard surviving a whole three eliminations! Fries: Pin your leadership was incredible, it got you 20th! Coiny: I’m so proud of you Pin! Pencil: Isn’t it crazy that you got 9 whole votes before I got even one? Fries: Congrats on making it further than one person! Coiny: I almost thought you wouldn’t get past 20th, Pencil: Isn’t it crazy that you got 9 whole votes before I got even one? Fries: Congrats on making it further than one person! Coiny: but I’m so glad you did! Pencil: Isn’t it crazy that you got 9 whole votes before I got even one? Fries: Congrats on making it further than one person! Second to last is not an easy task! So, Hearts, are we sticking together? Cause we make a pretty good team! - Sure. - Okay! Awesome! Eh, just as long as we invite Pin-borg! - I’m going back to FreeSmart. - Then I’m going back to WOAH Bunch! I’m going back to no one. Hey Fries! - Wanna reunite the No-Name- - Not really. Uhh, Needle! Quasi-rhombi pact, perhaps? Oh that sounds nice... FreeSmarters, GET OVER HERE! Actually, I’ve got other obligations, sorry! Awwww… Okay. WOAH Bunchers, GET OVER HERE! Huh? How did our team get so small? And it’s about to get smaller! Nickel, go away please. Okay! That was very disadvantageous, Pin! I didn’t like him very much. Whatever. Uh, NEEDLE! Can you switch back to WOAH Bunch please?! Uhhhh... Yeah! Did you know with the simple act of switching you can become a FULL MEMBER! Oh! Well I guess... Needle! You aren’t thinking of SWITCHING, are you? - Huh? Well… - Of course she is! She’s been a WOAH Buncher since the start! Um, actually, she was on No-Name first! Needle! You KNOW you wanna switch! I think she can speak for herself- and she says she doesn’t want to! Well, Needle, what’ll it be? WOAH Bunch- or FreeSmart? How about both? Uh, you do realize that you’re definitely gonna be up for elimination, right? Well, I’m glad we kind of got the Needy back! Needle: Don't call me Needy! Hey! Only I can call her Needy. Ohh yoo-hooo! Who wants to team with ME? Ah, all alone. What else is new. So are you all done switching teams? Everyone: YEAH! Then, spin the wheel to choose the next contest! Eh, “Scavenger Tag”? How does that work? Well first, every team must pick their treasured trinket! Something you value more than anything else! Oh! Well, my new prize is pretty incredible, so I’ll take the RISK with my obeLISK! Needle: WOAH Bunch! What do we think our trinket should be? Pin and Coiny: Silly Needle! We have both agreed that our treasured trinket will be- Pin: My batteries! Coiny: This dirt cake! Wha? No it's not! Yes it is. Okay, yes it is. Sounds good! Pencil and Book: All hail the Supervan! All hail the Supervan! What are you DOING? A FULL member would know what we’re doing. Pencil, Book, and Needle: All hail the Supervan! Dear chunk, I hope you never get lost. No way! THAT’S your most prized possession? It’s all I’ve got left! Auh! Anyway, what's your trinket? Oh, uhhh. This. I just loooove balloons. Do I win, Balloony? No! The next step is to hide your treasured trinkets somewhere secret! Oh. Can we change our trinket? Ours is kind of… BIG. Yeah, how am I supposed to hide THIS? What was that? Sorry, my ears don’t hear complaining! Just go! Hide them! Everyone: Okay! Hnnnnnggggghhh! Everyone: DONE! Heh, there is absolutely no way they’ll find our van. I’m actually very proud of our hiding spot! Okay! The goal of this challenge is to find the other team’s trinkets and TAG them with your hands or feet! HANDS AND FEET ONLY! If your team’s trinket gets tagged by another team, then you’re out! The last team to have their trinket tagged wins immunity! Balloony: Five... Four... Three... Two... One... GO! WOAH BUNCH! WHERE DO YOU THINK THE FREESMARTERS HID THEIR- - TRINKET... - It’s right over there. Oh. Let’s all tag them out! Nickel, Fries, TB, and Needle: YEAH! Oh no you don’t! Book, catch! Okay! Wait what?! NO! Don’t throw it! Uhhhh! Hah! Hah! Yah! Yah! Hup! Hup! Grah! Yah! Rngh! Yah! Hah! Hueh! Eh, why don’t we just drive the van away? Hah! Oh yeah! FREESMARTERS, LET’S GO! Wait, not you Needle. If you jump in, you could just tag us out, y’know, as a WoAh BuNcHeR! Oh, yeah. How about this? Look, I’m Pencil! When I’m wearing this, I’m full-FreeSmart! Semi-FreeSmart. But okay! Get in. Surely Needle is sabotaging them, right? Oh absolutely. She’s on our side, for sure! I see you, balloon! AHHH! Since Needle is after FreeSmart, let’s go for one of the solos! TB’s obelisk shouldn’t be too hard to find! Where could he have hidden it? I dunno. I’m gonna get you! Heheh! Is this your dirt cake? No. This one? No. This? Listen, you’re gonna have to give it all a taste to find out! My special Dirt Cake will taste indescribably better than the other clumps! Get digging Tennis Ball, the Dirt Cake is probably underground. While that is likely, I’m not leaving this spot. I need to keep watch and protect my trinket- I mean, this naturally occurring hill! Get digging Tennis Ball... Fries, that’s not gonna work. Like, I’m serious. If you want to dig, then do it YOURSELF! Okay. Pah! Nope. Pah! Nope. Pah! Nope. Pah! Nope. Pah! Nope. Pah! Nope. I don’t think Needle’s with us anymore. We have to catch that van! Coiny, grab on! Everyone split off? Heh, that just makes it easier for me! How’s the dig, Fries? You must be SO worried now that Nickel’s chasing after your trinket. You have no way to... The WOAH Bunchers are on our tail! We can’t drive forever, where could we hide this thing? Pin’s mech suit can’t get wet, so let’s hide it underwater! Good thinking! Book, know any places nearby with TONS of water? How about the desert? I’m a geography textbook, and it turns out there’s a desert oasis with a huge lake we can throw the van in! How far is it? Will we make it? No it’s ages away, we’ll run out of gas before we get close. But there’s a gas station on the way! With a few extra tanks, we can definitely make it! Any OTHER caveats I should know about? Nope! We’re totally gonna win! ♪We are gonna wi-in! We are gonna wi-in!♪ Pah! Nope. Pah! Nope. Pueh! Nope. Huh? AHHHHH! Euhhhhh… What is this place? Eh, whatever. Pah! Nope. Pah! Nope. Pah! Nope. Tuah! Nope. Neeuuurgh... Neyugh! Eeehhugh! Nyugh! Yuh! Nyuh! Huh.. Nyawwww... Ahhh! Get... Geh.. DOH! DET DIT! Haha! Gotcha you little... AHHHHH! AHHHHHHH! Heyyy! Road trip vibes! Let’s put on some tunes! [SCREECHING NOISE] AHH MY EARS! Needle! Can you SING some of your soothing tunes instead? Sure thing! M-hm! ♪La...♪ [SCREECHING NOISE] GUYS! There’s a fork in the road! Where do we go, The Forest of Cutlery, or the Pleasant Peachy Paradise!? Which one do you THINK we’re going to go to? UHP, I GUESS WE’RE NOT GOING TO EITHER. Watch out, Pencil! Avoid the corn! On it! Don’t stop, Pin! Okay, so it looks like Nickel is chasing after Fries’s trinket, Fries is going for WOAH Bunch, and WOAH Bunch is going for FreeSmart. Which means I should go for Nickel’s trinket! ONE METER AWAY. GASP! That’s super close! Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyy! ONE METER AWAY. ONE METER AWAY. ONE METER AWAY. ONE METER AWAY. I may be soaring through the sky, sad and alone, but at least I’m at peace. You’ve got this Coiny! You’re doing great as always! Almost there… ALMOST THERE! PIT STOP! Okay let's go. I’m sick of this cornfield. Book, where’s the desert? Make a right! Pencil: Nice! It’s boiling out here! Pencil: Better crank up the AC! AHHHH! Needle! WOW! The member to non-member ratio just improved! Ugh! Oh no we lost Freesmart! And we’re stuck with traitor Needle! I’m not a traitor! Look! I’m Pin! Blarrghggy blarggh! Wow! That sure sounds like me! Now where could those stupid, ugly, dum-dum, corn-headed jerks go?! They went to the oasis! Wow Needle! You’re a terrible FreeSmarter! High five! ♪Oh I love digging, I looove diggiiiing! I just...♪ Oop. Eugghh…. Go away. Ugh, fine. You can stay, just DON’T distract me from my digging. That’s VERY DISTRACTING, Evil Leafy! Oh my russet, I must be having the worst day ever! AHHHHHH! OWW! OUCHIE! NOOOO! PLEASE! OW IT STINGS! Pencil: We’re here! Quick, let’s hide the van in there! Hnnnnnngh! Guhhh! Needle! Help me push this! I’m here too y’know. Pencil: We need you, Needle! Coming! Why were WE carrying HER this whole time? Push. Okay! WAIT I’M STILL INSID... Oopsie… Where’s the van? Oooh, wouldn’t YOU like to know? Well too bad, because we’re not telling... It’s in that lake! Thanks, Needle! Ha ha! And our Dirt Cake is all the way back where we began! So good luck trying to tag it! Needle, throw me. Chop chop. Yessiree! AHHHHH! Needle, I thought you were trustworthy, but now you’ve led Pencil directly to our most prized trinket WITHOUT anyone there to guard it? - You must be out of your mind... - Oh, then let’s go guard it! AHHHHH... AHHHHHH... AHHHHHH... AHHHHHHHOOF! Wait isn’t this Tennis Ball’s trinket? Uhhh... Noooo? The Dirt Cake is in the fridge! Pin, TB, and Pencil: Wait, seriously?! Needle, you are quite useless to the WOAH Bunch cause. Pencil: But that’s a pretty good sacrifice! A promotion might be in the works! Boost me, Needle! Yes yes! No! Needle, stop her! On it! Ah! Promotion terminated! Aww… I’m coming up to help! Pencil: Don’t let Pin up! Pin: Don’t let Pencil up! Okay! Stop her! Ack! Stop her! Ow! Stop her! Ow! Stop her! Ew! Stop her! Ack! Stop her! Gah! Stop her! Ow! Stop her! Ah! Stop her! Agh! Stop her! Ew! Stop her! Ah! Stop her! Gah! Stop her! Ow! Stop her! Bleh! Stop her! Ah! Stop her! Yuck! Stop her! Ack! Stop her! Yuck! Stop her! Ow! Stop her! Bleh! Stop her! Ow! Stop her! Pah! That’s the third time I’ve been trapped underwater in that van! What is going on?! Tag time! Ah! How do I drive this thing? It’s no use trying to... Oops, my bad. Eh, this isn’t going anywhere. Maybe you could help ME instead! The Nickel detector isn’t very... Oh, thanks! Huh? OUCH! Bahaha! SAVE ME, NEEDLE! Shouldn’t I go for the Dirt Cake? Isn’t that more important? “More important!?" You think I’M at a sub-dirt level?! OH NO! I’M GONNA HIT FRIES... Oh wait no it’s just a big blue blob. Hold on. Let’s see… Uhh, looks like that’s the Noctiluca Yoylean, - OW! - which can be both parasitic AND invasive to the Goiky region. Okay let’s hit it! Puh! Nope. Puh! Nope. Book: AHHHHHH! Uh, what was that? Uhhh... INCOMING! AHHHHHHH! Gotcha! Welp, guess it’s time to accept my fate. Pencil! NOOOOOOOOOO! Wow… You saved me! And me too! Pencil and Book: Yay! You saved us! You saved us! HOLD IT RIGHT THERE! Isn’t Needle playing for WOAH Bunch right now? Huh? Which means, she technically she just tagged your van as a WOAH Buncher! I didn’t mean to! That’s right! Needle has tagged FreeSmart’s trinket, which means FreeSmart is out! Pencil and Book: Boo. You failed us. You failed us. Pencil and Book: AHHHH... Good job Needle! With those two hideous distractions out of the way, you can focus on the WOAH! Heh, uh, sorry about slicing your face open, Fries. Also, you’re glowing! Glowing? Well, I’ve never been one to care about my looks, but if you say so! Uh... yeah. Also, what are you doing down here? Looking for your dirt cake, DUH! You think I put it in a cave? Wow, your potatoey brain must really be infected by that glowing gunk if you thought THAT! Anyway, how do we get out of here... GAH! EVIL LEAFY’S DOWN HERE? RUUUUN! Coiny! Show some respect to the wicked and vile! Besides, she’s chill! Evil Leafy and I are BEST FRIENDS. Now that FreeSmart’s out, what should we do now? Maybe you guys could help me find Nickel’s trinket! My detector seems to be broken. Let’s tag out TB! - Sounds fun! - What?! No don’t! Huh? Where is it? Bwahahaha! You’ve been tricked! I would never hide my treasured obelisk in a pile of DIRT! It’s far too valuable to be treated like that! And now I know EXACTLY where YOUR trinket is! - HA! Take that you... - Yeah. Uh huh. Anything else? You were a lot nicer when you didn’t have a face! GASP! Do you see that, Needle? I see it, alright! Let’s go tag it! Huh? AHHHHHH! I’m out! Oh hey, our trinket! Hey guys! What’s going on? Catch that ball, Coiny! Uhh, okay! WHYYYY?! I said catch him. Oopsies. PUEHH! Needle, take our trinket, don’t let anyone tag it! We trust you, Needle! Don’t worry, I’ve got it safe and sound! AHHHHH! Evil Leafy, you taste atrociously rancid! I am never letting anything that foul into my mouth ever again! Ooh yum! And WOAH Bunch’s trinket has been tagged by Fries! Meaning they’re also out and up for elimination! Now I’m gonna starve… AUGH! Uhh… hello. Would you like some cake? EEEEW! What on Earth is THAT hideous beast? What, did you finally look in a mirror? Haha! I don’t know why you guys were chasing me, but your savagery ends here! - It’s because... - Ah-ah-ah! You guys are out! No more interfering. So who’s left? Just us solos: Me, you, and Nickel! Although, I haven’t been able to track down Nickel’s trinket. Pin: It’s TAPED to your BACK! That’s why we were CHASING YOU! Huh? Ohhhhh no wonder… Okay, that’s completely your fault. You could’ve just SAID that! Eh, where were you hiding your trinket anyway? Oh it’s behind that tree. Anyway, HNNGNGHH! Fries, can you tag Nickel’s chunk for me? Okay. FRIES IS OUT! Wha... AH! What was that? Who got him out? HI GUYS! I FINALLY GOT TO FRIES’ TRINKET! AND, I HARNESSED THE POWER OF THE STORM! PRETTY COOL RIGHT? WHAAAT?! Oh, y’know, static electricity and stuff! Here just watch! Boop boop doop beep beep bop beep bop! TB and Coiny: AHHHHH! AHHH! What do we do?! Tag him out! Before he tags youuuu! Oh, I’m not worried. While everyone else was busy searching, I built a protective layer around my obelisk! With tungsten barriers, for protection, and Tempered glass for easy surveillance, there’s NO WAY anyone will... THE CHALLENGE IS TO TAG THE OBELISK, NOT DESTROY IT! Ughhh! Nickel: Oh yeah! Weeheeeeee- OOF! Tag! Nickel has tagged Tennis Ball’s treasured trinket! Which means- Nickel is the last team untagged! Which means everyone else is up for elimination! Go to the description to rate the videos of FreeSmart, WOAH Bunch, Team No-Name, and Fries! The one with the most likes wins a prize, and the one with the most dislikes is eliminated. See you all in BFDIA 17! Whatever.