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Ranking YouTubers Based on Birthday Advice

[Music] boys okay T we on that bag maybe that makes me youthful though boys today I am 29 years of age damn near 30 but not there yet not there yet folks still in my mid 20s as far as I'm concerned I'm in the middle of it some would say at the end I would say what we're actually doing today is we are going to be ranking YouTubers but not based Bas off the content they've put out based off of how they are as people as individuals and the way we do that is by ranking them on the advice that they give me for my birthday so what I'm doing is I'm calling as many YouTubers as I know I'm asking them for one piece of advice and then you chat are going to rank them based off how good the advice was does that make sense we have a list of YouTubers here that we're going to call they have one thing that they'll say everybody get the vibe that's basically it nobody is going to pick up is it cringe to call someone for my birthday hey it's my birthday FaZe Banks well I needed some people for the bad advice column maybe Banks is going to clue Us in on some [ __ ] crypto coin that's about to go to the moon so we should we should hold our thoughts before we start talking [ __ ] you know what I mean let's not jump to conclusions you know what let's call someone who never lets me down [Music] this is going to be worse than I thought that was Doug Doug okay you know what let's let's actually start with someone who has never ignored my call ever in my life ever Nathan one night dance he's never missed a call I mean that I actually mean that genuinely in the 10 years I've known this guy he's never missed a call [Music] once I'm not making it to 30 I'm going to irreversibly change the course of everybody on this List's lives I'm going to [ __ ] do it man [ __ ] STS that's my road dog or happy birthday St St I'm calling you because I have a question I just need one piece of advice from you oh man I don't know if I have any what's the best advice someone's given you so far what you going to just copy it like if I tell you it you're just going to repeat it [ __ ] bar for bar going to say retweet you're going to retweet my best advice well I mean you never know sometimes it's like good stuff best piece of advice I've gotten if you want it is originality triumphs over um plagiarism is this a meme no it's the best one I've ever gotten so what would you say it is really good but you're Mr Yin twist bro originality what are we talking about here I mean like what would you would you so are you just gonna retweet that is it your advice just no I would say make sure you wear sunscreen every day before you go outside thanks man this is going a lot different than I thought it would in my mind I was going to have a third eye awoken I thought there's going to be [ __ ] advice that changes my life for my 30s man 20s is like the decade where you're learning 30s is the decade where you're doing he said to put on sunscreen 60% of you say good we throw stands and S tier it is pretty good advice you should check the UV rays every single day I will say sunscreen does help I wear face sunscreen every day I don't wear shoulder sunscreen but it's just cuz I love a good tan I do love a good tan it you know what that might have been some good advice hello big man what's up I'm live I just had a quick question can you give me one piece of advice manto man quit 76% of you think good it would be good if I quit I guess that is tough love all right you know what hey lot more advice to go who would give some Sage advice I feel like calling someone old gives a higher chance for better advice so let's call let's call someone older germa germa germa thank you very much I hate to take up any of your weekend I just had a quick question do you have one piece of advice you can give me right now to you specifically yeah to me yeah sure do you moisturize your face morning and night what do you use Sarah V why don't you try the aquab bomb belief cream aquab bomb best cream I've ever used I'll give it a shot were you looking for like sage like advice or what I your routine yeah I set it up saying you know I'm going to call German he's probably got some Sage wisdom you know you got but you know this this could unlock something for me who knows hey I'm telling you a good moisturizer you're gonna be good for a while that might be the smartest [ __ ] I ever talked to in my life all right it's good advice it's somehow ranked still under schlatt telling me to quit so we'll put germa in second right now for for best advice hi lover can you give me one piece of advice one piece of advice you should hang out with your girlfriend every day for at least 30 minutes and she will be happy that's good ADV I got no I got no I don't got no no qualms with that give her at least 30 minutes a day and she'll be happy 30 minutes a day happy girlfriend happy life all right hold up I'm calling a TW he's in bed right now watching Netflix wait what time is it in France it's 2 a.m. bro I called him at 2: a.m. French time I'm a mean person I'm asking you for some good advice yeah okay give me one piece of advice if you if if it if you can I think the best advice is to understand who you are uh looking the Sun and remember that every people who are in your life are little stars and you need to build your own Galaxy you know if you are with good people you will be a good people so stay the same stop giving some like presents uh because like the last present you gave me was making food with my own sperm so oh I thought we were still in a metaphor yeah I just okay yeah stop stop giving presents to people and then you are your own star he basically said stop cuz I once gave him a book on how to make food with [ __ ] and I guessed that it wasn't well received so his his advice was don't give that gift to people so what do you think what do you think is that good advice I'm hoping you guys vote no cuz like I still had a bunch that I was trying to give out to people all right good advice Tina happy birthday Tina thank you very much Tina I just have one very quick question I I don't want to take up too much of your time oh God is it not your birthday no it is it is me and George W bush what oh oh did you like him as a president never mind let's focus Tina can you give me one piece of advice what what am I doing giving you advice I feel like you do well for yourself cuz you a lot of wisdom and kindness that I'm sure you have some that you could impart I don't have any wisdom for you but my favorite piece of wisdom that I ever got was you can do mostly anything if you really want to if you just ask a lot of questions like one time I didn't know how to open a bank account so I just walked in there and I asked the guy every question I could possibly ask and I was like so what's this one do and this one and this one and this one and he just told me everything and I was like wait that's a hack you could just ask people stuff and they'll tell you T know that's pretty [ __ ] smart chat's ranking your advice right now and they all think it's pretty good they're ranking it you're you're having people get get their advice ranked yeah yeah yeah yeah so far everyone has given s your advice if it makes you feel better wow wait why would you not disclose that first it's my birthday you know I can get away with that I can get away I've never been a nice guy anyways you say you're like a upper upper 20s now are you going to go around saying upper 20s have fun playing Minecraft you know I'm not upper 20s like it's a [ __ ] elementary school and I'm in Upper Elementary School now Connor I'm live on stream on YouTube can you give me one piece of advice right now can you call me back you want like the sweat on it for a bit if you set timer for five minutes I got one in five minutes like okay okay yeah all right yeah I swear if the advice is like it's okay to take your time on stuff and he's asking me to set up this timer as like a lesson he might be the smartest [ __ ] I ever met let's good Banks I'm live I have a quick question I'm asking people to give me one piece of advice what is your advice FaZe Banks I think that the root of happiness and the point of life is fulfillment and um finding passion in something just chase that chase passion yeah we're just phasing the [ __ ] up fit into that though that's what it's all about my brother throw it up one time for the stream yeah I throw that [ __ ] up every day baby all right my boy my boy all right thank you take care appreciate love you peace peace wait did he say I love you I didn't say it back [ __ ] wait what was his advice I feel like okay wait it was Chase Chase p passion Chase passion life's about Pursuit of Happiness Chase passion that's it right Chad what do we think was that W advice all right Banks is s tier so far nobody has missed the S tier ranking Connor it's been 5 minutes okay so admittedly I tried to Google some advice because I couldn't think of anything after two minutes um nothing seemed good so then I tried to use chat GPT for the first time and I needed to make an account and I didn't want to do that so I guess like the best advice I can give is like everything good in life takes time you know just like dis advice and it's good to take your time on things I guess that's actually real as [ __ ] have you called Maya yet call Maya that's who I call when I need ADV all right all right I'll call my I'll call Mya feel like he panicked a bit I feel like I feel like he lowkey panicked a bit he was making a chat GPT account hello Mya I'm live on stream I have a question yeah what's up can you give me a piece of advice don't knock it till you try it thanks Maya bro Conor that's who you're going for you know what that's actually [ __ ] real though going to try hard drugs now you don't have to try it just don't knock it you know what I mean like don't try heroin but don't like trash it cuz like unless you no that's actually actually or blood viice Mr Sark thank you for the membership whoa Mr Sark and the Mr shark do you have a piece of advice that you can impart on us right now don't do blackface unless you're really really funny like Robert Downey Jr gets away with it like that's W advice you know he's pretty right about that you shouldn't do blackface I wanted to get mad for a moment but then I'm like well he brings up a good point what's up man happy 29th don't do all that sorry sry I have a question for you I need you to give me a piece of advice general advice general what did you just say oh my God why did you just you threw that out there really naturally like you've been saying that in private a lot no I didn't I did not think this is right this is I'm doing it right right yeah uh give me a piece of advice you know sometimes when the sun sets it always Rises so look forward to the sun rise I don't know why you call me what the [ __ ] was that we throw Jason in the bad at Feist tier William I'm live on stream I have a question yeah hit me can you give me a piece of advice no I'll give you great advice now you just got to do things in life you got to try stuff doesn't matter if you think you're going to be dog water at it you got to try it and you got to fail and if you're not failing then you're never going to win because you can't win unless you try and if you don't try you'll never fail you just got to try you got to do [ __ ] you got to face plant into the ground work as hard as you can and make lots of mistakes and you'll get it right eventually that's my advice thanks will you know what that was [ __ ] [ __ ] beast Chad that is our number one right now 91% good holy [ __ ] let me try calling selbit I uh hi I had a quick question for you I'm asking different people for advice and I'm wondering if you have a piece of advice for me oh okay um don't take advice from streamers honestly I think that's good advice that throws the whole video out the [ __ ] window the problem is that if that is good advice then every other piece of advice we have gotten today is bad advice Pooky hello I have a question for you can you give me a general piece of advice absolutely I can um make sure you take care of yourself before taking care of others XOXO squeaks that's it what do you mean is that b no it's really good it was really good I was just wondering if that was actually can I change it you know what let's change it I would say never take anything too seriously anything you're right that was so stupid no no no that for stri no let's go for strike three okay here's my general piece of advice never take advice from [ __ ] twitch streamers I'm starting to see a trend [Music] here Lily I'm live on youtube.com you calling random streamers YouTubers for something and you're going to make it into a video or something like that yeah what is it this time I was going to call and ask you to give me a piece of advice cuz like you're a lot older and so I figure might you might have more wisdom because of your age and whatnot go [ __ ] yourself my advice one day you might get hit by a truck or someone you love might get hit by a truck or your pet might get hit by a truck and you know everything is temporary and we're all going to die one day so you really got to take every day as a blessing cuz you never know but that's what makes life so beautiful cuz it can happen at any time so you got to really really like cherish what we have okay cuz if you got hit by a truck I would be really really sad you keep saying do you own a truck I feel like this is more of a threat than anything no I don't have a truck okay cool feel like that was a bit of a threat she kept saying she kept saying hit by a truck Michael owns a truck I call Michael his advice is watch out for my truck Michael I hate to take up your time hey watch out for my truck wait what no Michael please Michael Do Not Call that W advice he just basically threatened to murder me all right give it up for Michael for the number one piece of advice today mango what I'm calling different people and asking for a general piece of advice and I'm wondering what your piece of advice is for me what you're doing fine yeah but like you know you can always do back better you're white you have money and you have a girlfriend wait what what else what else do you want yeah you're right man my bad good [Music] talk hey Tim how's it going happy birthday thank you I'm live right now by the way you're still doing that it's my job yeah I'm anyway just calling because I was asking different people for a piece of advice keep at the uh YouTube thing seems to be working well for you you know stick to it don't give up just because things are aren't as going as well as you think what do you what what do you you think it's not going well see you know it's good advice don't give up are you okay all right thanks man that's Tim by the way in chat or [ __ ] mod who said hey don't give up even though you're falling off what do we think about the advice Tim you congratulations are the first person to enter the they gave advice tier give it up for Tim big man how's it going brother it's going good it's going good I'm glad you're picked up big man I'm calling cuz I'm I'm just I was hoping you could give me a piece of uh advice just general advice for me from your big wise brain I think this is just general good human advice cut out soda no more drinking pop if you can do that your life will almost immediately improve your health will get better your mood will get better your energy will go up by just quitting soda and then that's like the simplest biggest thing you can do really quickly I [ __ ] love it do you drink soda I I've been known and you know what and it's not it what's crazy is I I started in my 20s oh no that's not good what's what's your Vice it's like a [ __ ] like if I'm getting a little naughty if I'm getting a little crazy I do like a like a root beer with like a pizza oh my God you are an 8-year-old old boy what tast so good together they taste good together root beer and and pizza I feel like is a good combo you could definitely not do that I'll just cut it out I don't need that [ __ ] no you're so much better you're so much better than that better than that what he gave as advice is one of the easiest and probably best for you advices to follow and I'm not lying by the way I literally never drank soda in my first 22 years of living it wasn't until I left College where I [ __ ] discovered why people drink so s and why people get crippling addictions to soda and then I was like oh this is bad just to be clear this is not soda okay this is my clean energy source hello Leslie I'm live I was just calling cuz I uh respect you in your brain and I was wondering if you had a piece of advice for me that you could give me wow life advice this is kind of wholesome okay well I have a couple pieces Life's Too Short that's that's it Life's too short to worry about what everybody else is thinking just wear the things you want to wear this is what I hope to believe someday because I have way too much fear but like you know soon anyways that's that's my advice thank you thank you Leslie I appreciate [Music] it Thor oh hi Thor I won't take up too much of your time uh but I I've been calling people asking for one piece of advice and just general life advice and I'm wondering cuz you give so much good advice if you had one for me if you ever get to the point where you're asking somebody else like you've done all the research you know exactly what you want to do you've looked into everything you you've weighed the pros and cons and then you you get to the point where you want to ask somebody else's opinion of like hey should I do this thing the answer is likely yes almost every time there's so many times where we do all of that research and we get to that end point we're like man should I do this thing the answer is yes go do the thing whatever it is because you you already know you want to you just need somebody else to validate it that's [ __ ] smart I've literally thought of three times where I've done that that's smart it's just reassurance on the answer you already know like you already know to do it you already know you want to you're just looking for that outside validation that's killer that's all I needed I felt like I was in a YouTube short like I in my mind a paint document was open right there I don't he was doing circles and boxes and [ __ ] this is literally the highest ranking of the day I'm not shocked it came from Thor damn 29 never looks so good bro holy [ __ ] what's up what's up un okay don't Unk me okay fuse don't un me damn wait how old are you how old are you me I'm young bro like 25 or something no I'm 28 you're one year younger than me but 28 and 29 is a big difference everyone knows that and I don't want to be the guy to tell you uh all right you're you're about to jump in the game real quick then just give me a piece of advice piece of advice for a 29y old yes yeah believe in yourself you like that wait what's the best advice you got what's the best advice you got don't listen to [ __ ] twit streamers damn he dropped the mic on my ass he's so cool that lwig from video games guy is so [ __ ] cool um I'm live and I was calling people to ask them for advice and I was wondering if you had any advice for me just general life advice I feel like that's pretty hard you're already really cool really successful I mean what would you what would you need I mean I guess maybe drink water make sure you're sleeping enough I don't know what else I'll take the drink water that's I mean that's a good one he hit me with the mango Pokey hello I'm live on youtube.com website oh stupid shouldn't have said that hello I'm live uh I'm calling people and asking for uh life advice you have General Life advice no I hate to bother you I know you're live as well uh I just had a quick question yes could you give me a piece of General Life advice give yourself time to just chill every once in a while I think that's the best that I could give you to be honest what do you do to chill me read a book or play valerant there's no way I'm not gonna lie that's your advice and that's you you're not following your own [ __ ] advice I honestly I feel like her advice was good I just don't think she follows it herself oh what's up man um uh do you have a piece of advice for me learn to dribble with your left hand I can dribble plenty fine with my left it's just and if I was on the call with him right now I'd say you know what I'd say to him I'd say I have some advice back at you I would say how about you hit 1,000 shots in in in a day H that's what I would say to him right now if we were on a o Miz I need uh I'm I'm live I'm asking people questions I need you to answer can you give me a piece of General Life advice well L you know I'm a lot older than you so I have a lot more wisdom to share with you I'd say the one piece of advice I can give you lwig after all these years is keep being you you think that's it you're doing great you're successful what advice can I even possibly give you thanks Miss you're welcome lad and remember you're really close to 30 like [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] I'm not that [ __ ] close to 30 I'm in my mid 20s [ __ ] hello hello Emily I'm live sorry to bother you uh but I had a quick question I'm seeking uh some advice if you could give me some just some General Life life advice do you have any well you came to the right person I have a lot of advice of course yes okay yeah what is it I old are you 29 oh you're not old L do you think it's wise to take advice from a 26 year old see okay why are you saying it like we're such different ages like we're also we're both in our we're like we're in the same age range so it's like I don't I see peers I'm mid 20s you're like 30s like almost basically I'm not I'm literally in my TW there's a at the start I'm not in my 30s I have to be 30 yeah so my main motto is Yolo I think that as long as you live once and try to experience things even if you're scared at least you try to experience it and had fun hopefully it's good to experience new things that's pretty smart Emily thank you L I appreciate that what the [ __ ] was all that [ __ ] she was saying about in my 30s I'm the 30-year-old she's referencing Yolo from Drake like what next you want talk about what Harry Potter class you're in we're like the same age her and I I'm wondering uh if well I'm asking people I should say for some advice some life advice do you have any that you could impart on me some wisdom yeah um fness is the key ego is the enemy and the obstacle is the way there's some inspirational uh books on the Shelf next to me I'm just reading the titles you just read the title of a book you didn't that's I thought it was like from the heart I thought you've been like to you''ve been like you know what honestly pretty [ __ ] good advice from the title of that book though I'll say thank you lonus all right take care man have a good stream yeah I appreciate you by dude he's at like a [ __ ] bad Mitten court and he just read the title of a book Ray I'm Live on YouTube the website I I had a I had a question you know cuz like I figur cuz you've you know lived such a successful life so far lived a long life I wasn't going to say that that was your words not mine ma'am I was going to ask uh if you had piece of Life advice for me in your wisdom oh I have advice for you enjoy the last year of your 20s because you're never getting that back ever again thanks Ray wait are you sad wa you still have a whole another year until you die don't say die I'm old now I'm old you're not old you're only 29 hello I'm Live on YouTube I had a quick question uh I was uh wondering if you had some life advice for me life advice yeah l to dribble with your left hand thank you it's all right [ __ ] pieces of [ __ ] dude [ __ ] man all right we got some wisdom from a drunk person here what's good oh you're still doing that streaming thing I still doing that stre it's working out still some people are tuning in now and then now and then occasionally yeah so I was wondering if you had some life advice you could impart on me some wisdom you know I'm I'm getting older and I'm wondering if you had any advice cuz you're old as [ __ ] um listen okay yeah I heard someone in the background what do they say don't worry about it don't worry about it there's a kid over there do you want me to film him no do not no do not film the child okay don't film children test your drugs if you're doing anything out with alcohol don't drive thank you wobby thank you wobby very much love you that's great advice thank you Chad be safe love you thank you I mean frankly that's pretty good advice what's up Eric gamer happy birthday oh thank you very much thank you well I'm actually calling cuz I I've turned 29 today you know like so you know it's how old are you uh 26 what's up really yeah I turned 26 in uh in J January you know you weren't at my party uh I actually I invited you you didn't come yeah I'm not Dr disrespect bro I'm not hanging out with miners [ __ ] 26 dude Jesus Christ hey you know I'm surprised you called me over Discord instead of twitch Whispers that's crazy f okay all right Eric had a quick question it was uh get if you had a piece of Life advice for me if a girl ever threatens to slash your tires that just means she cares Eric I've called 30 people today you've by far given the worst advice this is great advice what do you hey God bless our country though huh yeah a Amen brother Amen brother hey amen see you tomorrow he's right he's not right small an I I have a question question for you so uh you know just trying to enter this next year in my life still still young so but trying to enter this next year in my life with more wisdom and I wondered if you had any wisdom to impart I find whenever I am feeling stressed out or or feeling anxious small things like changing up the schedule a little bit or changing up the routine going for a walk helps a lot to clear the mind you come back feeling quite refreshed so so if you wanted to change your mentality you might start by first changing your environment yeah just just experiencing something a little different a little new is always always nice to to help add some perspective that's pretty [ __ ] smart to me man did he say that because I'm repeating the same stream idea from six months ago does he know all right chat we're about done there is one more person I got to call which is my dear mother happy birthday I'm live on stream right now and I'm calling you're the final person I'm calling for some life advice well I'm your mother so not going to be very original uh but my piece of advice is for you to find the time every day to do something that gives you Joy like Edibles what that's what it is one day it probably it's not going to be the same thing every day after while won't give you the same Joy I don't know true every day should try to find the time to do something for you that gives you Joy what do you do it can be you know sitting in my backyard and what you know seeing the beautiful view it can be eating a something delicious it can be listening to the bird it it doesn't need to be you know something big but you should take the time every day to find what gives you Joy even if it doesn't last long well J V on PRI that was very beautiful advice okay enjoy the rest of you day mer M dude my mom's the goat my mom is the goat that's our highest [ __ ] vote of the day literally number one and you know what what she's right man Here's the final tier list of everyone who gave advice bang lot of people gave advice today a lot of people on this list actually gave some really good advice a lot of people gave some dog [ __ ] advice but a lot of people gave some good ass advice [Music]