[Music] hey welcome to Smashmouth I'm Shane and I'm Amanda and we have a special guest here it's Courtney Miller hello hi uh today's episode is actually though our our kind of our secret guest today is our our lovely director of programming here at smos Kiana Parker Kiana uh Kiana's been behind almost everything at smos for years now your favorite shows Reddit stories uh everything and that's Courtney um but Kiana plays a big part her personality is a part of everything you watch um she's the wizard behind the curtain you guys she has helped us so much with this show she's helped with every show but it's her birthday as of today when this this episode comes out um and so we asked Kiana if she wanted to decide all the talking points for this episode she did we don't know anything Amanda and I know nothing nothing but Kiana basically organized an entire podcast episode and we're going to talk about all the things Kiana wants us to talk about and Courtney's here to organize it and also Be Our Guest yes yes hello um this is something that Kiana she I have a I have a doc here it's all written by Kiana and it's topics and all these things she wants to hear you guys talk about for her little birthday snack and so this is what she wrote Courtney is my proxy as my fellow June birthday BB smash refuses to hire any other people born in June that is true you are literally the only two people born in June why is that it's kind of odd is it Geminis no she's a Cancer and I'm a Gemini like we're we're both wait a second I'm on the cup chance is June chance is not chance is but a Gemini nonetheless yep a double Gemini nonetheless that we can tell yeah um and Kiana also said I think you guys should all check your co-star and see if there are any fun updates today especially Shane co-star co-star is that zodiac app okay I I have my phone isn't in here do I still have it downloaded do I still have it I need get myone get she said especially Shane so if you don't feel like it and I can read mine see if that helps co-star I lately haven't been listening to my co-star because it's been a little bit rude lately it's like [ __ ] get your [ __ ] together I'm like I have my [ __ ] together I can't find it I don't know if I still have it like search it so mine says good morning Courtney it's Friday June 14th that's when we're filming this today at a glance you deserve a wholehearted love affair yes um you are having it with K and it not here it says do sleepovers theme nights read out loud don't unread messages or bonfires or group mentality don't know what that we're in a group right now [ __ ] I'm redownloading co-star and and I will check it later yeah you used to have it on your phone what the heck I just I wasn't looking at it so I deleted it because I I gotta keep it organized that's so Virgo of you it's insane okay it's crazy how Virgo that is of you right now like the finger part I knew you were going to cut your finger because you're a Virgo yeah yeah that's I also think it's a little bit funny that you want to keep it organized cuz your iPhone is not organized it's it's definitely not but I have to do a little bit where I can well I don't I don't like the thing cuz you do the thing where you have it all like you you have like three like three folders and it's all in there I don't like that because then I have to like click on that and go into there I I just have it all out you have it everywhere sort of I have some things organized you eat cereal and then have it everywhere there's nothing wrong with cereal psycho he sifts he sifts he has to swipe around to find the apps now look at you you couldn't find co-star and it's not downloading he deleted it oh it's okay it's not down I wonder if I can see my relationships with you guys through the co-star app well I I know that Courtney it co-star said it said it said you and I are hate each other that's cuz coar is rude I don't go to coar anymore I go to my channy app channy Nicholas is the best astrologer ever and her app is amazing are you want to hear what our friendship is today who you and me yeah yeah Amanda LC can touch your heart without you trying to control what it means Amanda LC can make you feel safe right now and you can trust it laugh until your sides hurt what what is what I think my account should still be let's see you're you're done man you're done you're you're hand it okay today you and Shane can help each other self-reflect right now Shane can make you feel seen build a bridge to some emotional understanding okay and I'd like you guys to do that now in my presence I'll put a timer on and let's okay let's get all this stuff out here on the table but actually this one actually our compatibility it's actually surprisingly different what I thought it was horrible when we last checked I thought it was on on this not not so much but there is a lot of it's I think the majority of things not compatible on it says we're compatible in love so it say Gemini and viros aren't compatible is that what it is we've had books that say like you guys have horrible chemistry ever compability of all astrology wow yeah but good thing astrology isn't I mean I love astrology but it's just a guide it's just a guide just a guide man okay we've done we've done our first task from Kiana thank you good job okay okay now here's some more she said here are some things I'm always thinking about all right so these are topics that we're going to dive into CT courtesy of us to to Kiana present birthday Hello hating on well done steak is actually antiblack oh what okay she wanted to ease into it really genu that's her easing into this I'm not prepared so me and Amanda are here to talk about how hating on well done steak is actually antiblack anti uh here's the thing I don't hate on wellone steak I don't like super bloody steak but I do like it a little bit medium I like medium rare so I don't hate on people who get it well done I like a medium medium rare but I also love a well done Burger it's just like I don't hate I don't hate on well should we discuss why it's anti-black should we get into that she say Source Lisa from Tula Lisa from T Lisa what oh my God I love Kiana so much okay and then she said we don't need to elaborate just trust me bro that's the first talking point and we go all right I love that that's after that when I already started to almost elaborate she wanted to ease in you know yeah okay the unethical nature of The Parent Trap of 1998 the unethical nature I love the 1998 Parent Trap what's unethical about it they did nearly drown they did nearly drown her they they are really mean the the the Stepmom stepmom cuz if you if you put like someone on a mattress and push them out into the middle of a lake they could die yeah but it's fine remember the part when she's slapping the sticks together and she's like I'm keeping the mountain lines away and he's like who told you that did you ever see it yeah and the kids and the kids a long time since i' seen yeah she put some sub points okay she put you can divorce and SE or she said you divorce and separate the kids what was the reason that is true I agree with that yeah that's very odd especially identical twins just being just like treating them kind of like a dog or a cat being like you have one and I have one okay it's true it's terrible yeah that's almost borderline not even like dogs they treated him like like objects like just like all right all right you get half the cake I'll get half the cake yeah yeah that's weird cuz dogs you don't separate either that's mean to do to them yeah I mean people do it there's bonded pairs that's devastating especially if they're a bonded pair no you don't but um and another thing that she said was clearly not enough of an issue if they got back together that fast at the end they did it literally took no time at all it's very true that was some 90s ass [ __ ] I think it was because of the girls they got back together and they're like let's just let's do it for the girls and also the Stepmom kind of sucked I know she was pushed out in the middle of the lake she was iconic and like stunty as [ __ ] that actress was in Dear Lemon Lia I know that's really cool she was like a counselor it's a good movie she she was in Dear Lemon Lima where she played like a gym coach like she played like very much a character like it was almost like a Sarah christes character as this gym coach and she was so funny in it and I did all of that movie before I realized that she was in Parent Trap as like the complete polar opposite type of character but there's a scene that I had with her her where I had to she like jumps on my back and I had to like carry her and she's like there like whistling and stuff it was super funny how was she in Dear Lemon Lima I mean this was roughly this that was that was 2007 so it was roughly 10 years after I can't wait to sit down and watch this movie with it's a good movie okay it's a good movie you guys should do a stream where you guys watch it and talk about it how long's the movie hour and a half perfect let's do right now is that what's in the cards in the cards Tiana just goes okay everyone leave I got my my astrology app is up but I don't know where the important stuff oh friends on the home page though go to the home first okay I'm on the home page and it says good morning Shane good morning Shane if you can't change it change how you think about it see that I just I don't like co-star lately it's like you're not doing well or like you and Kiana Parker share similar outlooks on life uh you and Ki Parker are able to match your aims and approaches to life and have a mutual respect for each other you are a mess that makes sense while K Parker needs a little Comfort ask each other what you refuse to compromise on That's So Real wow I'm a mess what about with court are you friends are you friends with me yeah I we're currently retrieving Amanda's phone so we'll be able to see that I could probably just see uh I think it's Mandy P right there right right here Shane you need to exercise your theatrics while Amanda lehan Kanto is learning how to speak their mind clearly you can learn from their ability to think things through break the conversation down into small parts then turn each part over together until you've made each other understand don't use vagueness as a shield waa actually I love that and it's something I've been wanting to talk to you about all right no but I agree with the vagueness what if I pulled it up and it was just like Shane you are a stupid [ __ ] and I'm like okay all right I love that that's why I'm excited to read my coar because lately it has been on my ass really you pull up coar it's like sh stop it stop it I wonder what the what zodiac sign the kids and Parent Trap were I don't know must have been Gemini cuz the twins that's so that's the Gemini cop out it's what's so annoying is whenever they do those like the zodiacs as houses and it's like the Gemini is always just like two houses I'm like [ __ ] you there's more to us than being Twins or whatever what was yours let's see it I deleted it whoa you guys made pH of me I deleted coar because I thought it was being so rude but while we go let's let's go I'll download it and then we'll get to it okay I love I love that I just redownloaded read M I'm going to probably delete it again back to The Parent Trap all right so back to Parent Trap that movie is such an aesthetic that is so comforting and nostalgic in such a strange way I the my main takeaway from that movie is dipping Oreos into peanut butter I know that was intense it's crazy I was saw that scene being like whoa it's nuts it is a weird movie in that it teaches kids that you can try and get your parents back together you know which is not I don't think that's a good thing to teach kids no that's true it doesn't always work that way the lessons in 9s movies are insane yeah cuz like it definitely made me feel like I think I I think I remember trying to talk to my siblings and trying to get my parents back together and they were like No And I was like I know but that's The Parent Trap no it's it's and there's a lot of movies that do it what is it like uh there's Like Yours Mine and Ours or like Cheaper by the Dozen where there's just like marriage problems that get fixed and it's just it's so sad I think chaper brother dozen did a good job of showing like sibling Dynamics and how you need to treat everybody with respect but yeah yeah also remember their Butlers fell in love oh my God I loved that but they were both clearly like gay they each had they each had a butler that was pretty much gay on both sides every character in The Parent Trap was queer like it that's a hot take no it's not it's online and it is popularly known you look at all their outfits and all their Vibes like let's look at a picture and I'm going to actually Google all the characters was it Dennis Quaid that's the newer one that's the newer one my God what just kidding it was Dennis Quaid and Natasha what's her so we're talking about the 1998 one there was a one after that the Dennis Quaid one no Dennis Quaid is in yeah what what oh I'm so sorry sorry I was talking about the original what this entire time we were talking about the I said 1998 which yeah my bad I was talking about like the 70s are you are you thinking this entire time have you been thinking about the I've been thinking about both as parallels because the other one the the Stepmom was EV on in um Superstar remember Superstar dude that one's wild cuz it has like a little clation intro with like little and the it's like a girls camp that like literally meet with the boys for one night it is so different and very different values 19 uh yeah we're not talking about that 1961 we're not talking about that old [ __ ] shut up Amanda idiot we're talking about we're talking about that's why I was like wow how old is she yeah no no I'm talking about the one from 1998 listen I I actually recently watched the 1998 one and that's who your coach was Evan from Superstar no no no yes the 199 81 no the Stepmom is Evon in the movie Superstar oh don't start with me I got confused here's an article elae Hendricks from Extra Magazine great the queer comfort of The Parent Trap 25 years later but are they saying even Dennis Quaid is gay in that I don't know I think it's mostly like every Denis qua is gay it's just like if you look at pictures of all like the the Butlers and the any like they oh the butler is gay and and what's her name and she she she's in Abbott Elementary right now oh cool that actress she's in Abbott elementary and in that one she also seems a little gay oh my gosh the the Twins and Parent Trap are Libras makes sense oh because they want they want Justice and they want um equal here's my co-star by the way oh yeah let's go it says shut the segue my co-star make a distinction between friends and fans today wa okay waa that's crazy do steam do blank slate and second glances don't loose end's shyness unrequited love so Alex and Spence are gonna have you download Steam play games you should come in the steam room you want to know our relationship Shane Shane is out on a limb okay Shane Shane's Day At a Glance if you can't change it change how you think about it here's me and Kiana Earth moons like you and Kiana Parker reasonable to do lists strong sense a purpose evening runs honey lip balm evening runs courney do I not have you as a friend on here we do I read you remember I read you you're not on my main page why am I not on your cof I have to go to you oh no I had to go I just oh no you on my main Beach oh I have I maybe have a weird at or something okay so Kiana had Parent Trap stuff yep Ready we have more other stuff are you ready oh we're so compatible you and me yeah that except for sex and aggression the oh well well aggressive sex sounds no I'm just kidding okay keep going keep going okay next topic from Kiana sorry I call her k um veneer Tech Tik talkk is anyone on this I am on I've gotten some veneer veneer stuff on Tik Tok it is crazy basically non non dentists are doing veneers out of their homes like a beauty service like getting your nails done and that's crazy I don't know if I'm seeing that no thank you my teeth hurt listening to this bro a lot of people are getting veneers why I know and it looks it doesn't it looks crazy I you know what sad okay this this inspires some people have some people have to some people have to totally fine there is plastic surgery is often like a necessity or it's just an understandable thing but it the thing that I think about a lot it's it's the saucer or what's her name um uh uh what's her name from Dirty Dancing oh oh oh baby got job what's her name you're doing what I thing you guys do this every J Jennifer Gray Jennifer Gray yeah she that was like her cutest most unique feure but it's the Jennifer Gray thing where people look at like what they think is a categorically attractive person unattractive feature and don't realize that like uniqueness is what is often attractive for people so it's like people change go oh I want to have like the conventionally attractive feature but it's like but you take away all of who you are and I've seen that sometimes with people talk about that with veneers or with the the buul fat removal stuff going on where it's just like I I'm like you lose something out of it lose your essence I just think it's it's sad to me when I'm like so like people aren't respecting their own unique beauty totally I think I think that there's like I think some people get caught up and they have to go all or nothing on certain things like I have veneers but it's two teeth it's only two because my two teeth next to my front two teeth were underdeveloped and so because of that there was like gaps and stuff and so I did get them like C like I got two veneers and I I like it that I don't have gaps on the side of my mouth anymore but I think it's really important to have someone with a dental degree that's what I'm freaking out about is that because there's a lot at play with your you to go to a DST Ser because that's like that could hurt that's your teeth and they like grind it down right my God if they're doing it the typical way yeah they're filing your teeth all the way down or taking yeah I heard I heard to I think my sister got like one veneer because it broke and she had to look she they they told her not to look don't look and she looked she regrets it to this day she said she looked like a witch from like anothering it's like it's a point yeah I want to find can I take a second to find the picture of me when I had my down Callum I'm going to find the teeth pictures that I took I remember this I remember this these were crazy bro are they pointing are they guys I had Little Fangs let's see here no hers was right here can I imagine this is a little thing right front tooth is tough yeah my sister got hit with a baseball damn when she was pitching and it she fell back backwards and was knocked out and there was a dentist right there wa her mouth was totally effed for a long time it was so funny it was so funny to see her watching TV it's like go upstairs and see your sister she's watching TV and I'd go up and I'd be like damn it was like you threw another baseball at her oh yeah we we were on each other she's like I know it's funny but don't I'm like it's very funny that happened to my sister we like half of one of her front to teeth got knocked off and she'd go she look like a little hillbilly a I'm so close I'm trying to find this that sucks man back in the old days if that if that happened that was just like you're that's your thing now yeah you're that guy with that [ __ ] up tooth for the rest of your life oh yeah I dated a guy who knocked out half his tooth and he just refused to get it fixed and I was like it's very hard to look at you your front tooth is in half oh my God this is this makes me feel like like I picked you up and then and then he was like he's like I understand and he went back to sifting for gold in the river he's like there's gold in these Hills oh and I went I got to drop you off of the town that I found you and man we can't continue this he got his pickaxes like time to go back into the mine go goodbye lovely lady uh we are so close I'm so sorry I'm so sorry I have a million it's Kiana is so online but in such different corners of the internet and she will come to me often and tell me about the crazy parts of Tik Tok that she's on she's like oh my God are you on this part of Tik Tok and this sounds very much up Tiana's Lane right now but I don't know what they would show at this part of Tik Tok like people filing people's teeth down I just think what's scary you know what this this inspires me to talk about like something on Tik Tok is just like you're getting these Health experts and and there's always a new thing every month and it's the most insane [ __ ] have you been have you seen the people who are advocating that Sun sunscreen is bad for you and that we were meant to get like direct direct and it's like this super super tan [ __ ] guy just being like yeah man sunscreen's bad like we were meant to have direct contact with the sun and en Rich I'm like you're going to die there's a lot of people who believe that and they live on the east coast it's truly like they go into the summer and they get brown I just love I I whenever and this this happens so much with like dudes with like the whole alpha male or like there was liver King the guy who's like we're meant to eat raw it's like quite literally not we evolved from our cooking and using fire but I love all these things it's like this is what like how our ancestors did things I was like if you went back 2,000 years and you're like guys we're not meant to wear sunscreen they're like get out of the [ __ ] Sun man like we're we we've spent our thousands of years avoiding the sun like staying in shade whenever we can why would they ever say that people get like melanoma straight up dude it's it's like the it's the worst but I will say when I was a teenager there was a whole thing of baby oil you just put on baby oil and you lay in the Sun for like two seconds two seconds yeah cuz you get get like a flash burn it's terrible though my family's obsessed with sunscreen I love sunscreen I wear it all the time wear sunscreen oh that's not as bad as I thought showing this on the podcast no it's yours was not bad at all I thought it was I look stupid honest honestly this is not as stupid be I'm I'm not just saying this cuz we're married like I think out of all the photos I've seen of people in that process yours is like it's actually like cute wow she's even hot when she has but I I think you were kind of say like it's it's not as bad I've looked far stupider on this Brand's channel channel brand Channel brain you don't have to show it there we'll show it we'll we'll just put it up yeah we'll show it I'm showing it I'm holding it up okay we're going to put it up over your phone thank you for being patient with me okay back to Keana yes back to Ken okay uh thank you for covering v news okay ready Glee doesn't get the respect it deserves oh my God I knew it I knew it no that show it's the dumbest show ever I've never watch like GLE I watched Glee in college I genuinely liked it and then I stopped watching it because it was so long I never watched Glee so I I get out of here then out you want to hear her it's covers in a show it's amazing she says it's getting too much hate she it doesn't get doesn't get the respect it deserves okay so she says taught me a lot about white music genuinely the first time I heard Don't Stop Believing what wow journey is like the Bible in Boston yeah I I feel like I just heard Don't Stop Believing every time to I it it's my least favorite part of ever going to a karaoke bar is that I have to listen to that song oh I got to be honest guys say it I don't like Don't stop believing that much I don't either no I don't it's I don't hate it I don't think anyone likes it I think it's just an important part of our history look as a white dude uh in the past 50 years that song is like 90% of our culture I do love I do love journey I don't like that one that that one and um um just a small town girl yeah that's those two that's that's that's Don't Stop Believing that is that literally don't stopie Don't Stop Believing has gotten so deep in my thing that I've me I've compartmental I love those I love those Journey songs you know I love the uh I love that song that's like street lights and then I like the song that's like uh just a small town girl I said I didn't I like the song that's like Don't Stop Believing those are three different songs I said I didn't that's because Don't Stop Believing took over my brain and I put it into five different songs that's how much it's torture I like that other song journey that other song journey that's about going taking the midnight train going anywhere yeah I know that one's that one's okay Faithfully High School song like song legitimately different and then the one that they used in stranger things and they put a [ __ ] remix on it wait you you you separate ways yeah yeah okay something else that how cool is that that I just did that you nailed that Amanda actually you whatever that was you just did you nailed it I thought you were about I I legitimately thought you were about to be like yeah my favorite my favorite my favorite singer from Journey Kate Bush no I know Kate Bush that Kate Bush song rocks it was also the first show to ever feature a teen queer character so prominently and positively wow and he won an award for Glee yes I remember he won who he uh the actor who played that character he won a [ __ ] award for it I don't remember what it was clear characters in that show the yes there is but like the first season I think okay here's my here's my take onur here's my take on Glee I I have I feel zero feelings towards it because I never watched it yes Chris I guess it the only bummer about Glee my entire life was that you know I it was popular right when I was out here trying to be an actor and it was a show that I was like I'm never going to get on that show well that's true I'm not I have no capability of being on that one to sing that's okay and not do anything require you had a couple jobs that have had you like oh you got to play guitar and sing really quick huh cuz I know you had to do that on Goldbergs true that's true um yeah Goldbergs I had to pretend to play the guitar I really want to know what that was like cuz I remember the clip it's just you going like that was boy that was a that was uh crazy because it was in like a cafeteria scene so there was like a 100 extras so I'm in a room with a oh you're Nightmare and you know you think that it's going to be like oh it's well it's loud there's a lot of people it's like no for my shot it's dead silent and everyone is looking right at you and you have to just do this [ __ ] I'm like it's it is unfortunately the most embarrassing job at times and you have to let go you have to let go man that's powerful that's why a lot of actors are just kind of nuts of course like whenever they show clips of that per Barry kogan guy you know from uh from all the the Irish movies and stuff and just every interview he's just kind of a a lunatic and it's like yeah to do what he does you kind of have to be crazy he's so good such a great actor but he's great because he's kind of just he's a little crazy you you have to be a little bit you have to be a little off do we have Glee Watchers in the room with us now okay so yeah so I didn't watch the show I've watched so many damn Clips or like my oldest sister when I would stay with her sometimes she'd be playing some episodes of it both the cheerleader characters were gay right and for each other nevertheless is it Nia Riviera RP and and uh what's her name everyone says I look like her who play Britney s Britney S Pierce she Six Degrees of Separation she's a friend of a friend funny she's a friend of and you do look like it was it was it was kind of a big deal in a lot of ways guess I mean very controversial like cuz like as early as then even still like like cheerleader like stereotype in shows was such a specific thing and it was always like it just had this weird pedestal of that type of girl and so I think it was really cool they're like oh both of these are very not what you're expecting and like get ready to learn what this is cuz we exist I thought that was really cool that show was ginormous to the point where I remember like songs from like episodes would be like on the top charts yep it's crazy I love GLE I I loved so much about G I think I think maybe I fell off there was like the the lead guy his like that sad moment with him and I was like H's getting kind of sad for me the main guy I also got a little confused again I didn't watch the whole show but wasn't it supposed to be like an Acappella group yeah but it just like there was they would have solos they would have solos solos so Acappella yes so they always will like burst out into solos no I remember but then but there was always like musical instruments around and that's not Acappella that's live performing music so it just kind of got away I think it got away from it I will also say there is a huge Community online that talks about how kind of pervy and weird the show was and how it kind of had fixations on like twerking teacher the teer visualizing the teach and not the teachers having weird Blurred Lines of their Dynamics with the students not like not like Pretty Little Liars where there's straight up like relationships happening I I don't think that was really prominent but you're saying they they weren't pointing it out as being bad no it's like the the the choir the Acappella teacher guy he'd be like my students are going to twerk and we're going to be free to twerk as much as we want it was like cool I would say it was like cool during that time when it came out cuz like I said I watched in college I remember being like yeah this is cool but like now it's like that's why to me like I watch back Glee and I'm like no yeah it's like a lot of shows where it's like no we're being edgy and that's cool right but it's like when you look back similar to like the quiet on set stuff but like Jane Lynch Great Character and G if were still on air you know the chapel rone episode would eat Selena did you write that oh what why I call her K unironically that's so true like the songs that would be now dude dude the the Drake Kendrick beef episode crazy just kidding how was GLE Sabrina doing that like bo bo bo bo bo bo they're like against each other like it's like hey my friend was in an AC capella group in college and it was huge they were rock stars oh was it during Glee Glee time it was during Glee time and she was there was tons of AC capella groups in my college but she was one of the leads in her AC capella group and they did like a whole hazing process they did like a select at night like like sharks kill each other was real it was just oh 100% they had in fact this is crazy but their AC capella group actually do you remember this is a crazy crossover do you remember uh about The Vow that cult The Vow yeah they were on the vow for 2 seconds because the vow was trying to get them in that company it's and they deined it right they were like that's so my friend is on The Vow it's their Acappella group I remember that that's crazy isn't that insane love that love that I mean hey that that exists no but they were like this is weird and they also did um the voice and they said uh what's Aussie Osborne's wife again Sharon Sharon it said Sharon was just like why are you guys here like why are you guys here like so harsh and they're like yeah what are we you're [ __ ] stupid all right that's a good that's a good one okay next topic Challengers 2024 have y'all seen it no we watched half of it oh [ __ ] you're right we need to finish it we watched the first half and I was like I'm into this I'm into this okay I'm tired I'm going to go to bed and then I forgot about it you had a you had a bad headache so was it that boring sleep and I I felt no it was actually incredible I oh we were right at the good part too I was actually kind of surprised cuz watching the trailers and stuff I was expecting this like really intense drama like like thing and I was like oh there's also like a really solid sports movie here and it's like got a very typical sports movie plot and I was like oh I wasn't expecting I don't know why I was surprised cuz I know it's a tennis movie but it's it's Rocky but also with this like sexual sexual attention I love when movies do that where they pull you in they're like got you we tricked you to be super into a tennis movie like you know what I'm saying yeah I love when but it also had me thinking I'm like what if what if the movie what if Rocky had Rocky and Apollo kind of kind of feeling each other you know it's like they they're like what if we kiss I don't think they punch and then they when he came up with like and then like punch kiss slowmo it's like I would love and like imagine that slow-mo punches kisses if Michael B Jordan has to continue that he's like you know my father right and then he goes up to Sylvester Salone he goes and he goes oh my God you're Apollo son okay no just at least the final shot of Rocky 2 where they're where they're like all right let's go and they both punch each other at the same time but instead of punching they just go in for a kiss and then it's the painting it's like it's the eye of the Oscar so good I think Shane's having a blast not having to host this episode I'm just thinking about sports movies that in have a little more tension love sport you're right so much like imagine Rudy but all the classmates just kiss him at the end Rudy is so good such an old movie well Kiana about Challenger she said I love it I even bought a Phil's Tire Challenger shirt from Super Yaky whoa I don't even know what that what anything was that uh it's so funny cuz you know Kiana and Spencer are like best friends but they are so opposite in so many way like their interests are so but they both love challenges they're on the but they challenges is like their favorite movie of the year I kind of think that they're very similar they're similar but I just mean they're what they love to like into like they are on opposite ends of the internet I think uh but then they both think Challengers is the best it's their favorite movie right now of the Year past year oh I have to watch it yeah oh it's really great okay and I've watched half you only watch half but it was a really great half it was a really good half we we I can't believe the way we like paused it like right at where it was going to get horny I know I know you guys paused it before the threeome my headache was really bad I like migraine is like the B plot of my life right now it sucks but um okay next thing K said we should encourage people to read more head empty books I agree she said I think people don't like to read quote unquote because there are subconscious rules about the books you should quote unquote be reading uh there are so many head empty books find your Niche and like unplug and it's so true like people are so down to kind of watch TV that's like okay but a book it's kind of it's better in that way because it is like flexing a muscle in a way but it's also it's your imagination and as someone who was a total Bookworm when I was way younger and then kind of into my early smos years and then I stopped for a long time I got back into it and it was Shane showing me like really head empty like fantasy books that now I'm obsessed with and I'm like back into reading fully and I would say those aren't even I don't even consider those head empty but like uh um I agree I think it's about like you're looking for entertainment MH you know I I relate to this because I I've been reading for a long time but when I was younger I had this weird pressure of like well I need to read like great books I need to read like acclaimed books so that I'm getting something out of it I'm like but then that's not fun that's work yeah and also I think a lot of acclaimed books suck Moby Dick can suck my dick that that [ __ ] sucks Moy dick is Moby Dick can suck my that's awful uh it's just dumb and it's it's like what are you really getting out of this and I'm like some books I'm like cool it's cool to read where things were inspired from but we've moved on from there and I as a Avid Reader I kind of hate this idea of like well these are the greatest books I'm like no people have improved upon them yeah they were inspired by it like Great Gatsby was incredible for its time and I actually love I do love Great Gatsby yes but that's story but I'm like there are books being written nowadays that I think are just clearly they these people went to school and they read all these books and they're doing more Innovative things with their writing now but also even Beyond like good books now I think like the point is to just have fun and also like a lot of head empty [ __ ] has like great stuff in it um I was cuz I I've I've been reading the court of thorns and Roses books and I and I started reading them and I was you finished the the second one right I've read the first two yeah yeah but I started reading it and I was like okay I know what this is I know the intention of this book and Sarah J moss is one of those writers who writes so much she's just pumping books out the time and she clearly loves it she started writing when she was like a teenager um and I was like this is a fantasy book but it's also like fantasy not just cuz it's about fairies and mythological creatures I'm like this is a fantasy in that her writing it I was like she's living this dream of like what if I had to get whisked away and live with all these sexy men like what if what if I had to what if what if I had no choice wait why am I not reading this book no you should you you'd probably love it I'll give you my copy probably love it she at the beginning just like kind of a setup like she she kills this mythical being and then like another mythical being this gorgeous man shows up and it's like you have you know committed this crime Upon Our Land life life as as punishment you must now you must now come live in our land with me in our my giant beautiful manner with all these gorgeous fairy people it's like oh no guess I have to and I'm like I I'm not trying to decipher I'm not trying to pick this apart no you're just enjoying I understand what this is and it's nailing it for what it needs to be I call it a beach book I don't call it a head empty book I call it a book that you're like H I'm relaxed I'm enjoying I'm on the beach yeah but it's it's it's how I feel too when people pick apart certain movies and I'm like what was the intention of this movie enjoy this movie this movie's intention was to go and be silly and be fun there are movies that their intention is to to be picked apart and stuff I'm like when I watch Breaking Bad yeah if there's a plot hole in that I'm like I think that's fair to pick it apart because the the the entertainment of this show is the layers in the depth of it but some things aren't about their depth some things are there for you to see a sick ass action scene yeah or like you know I think of other like I like the the term Beach books uh Kiana showed me Emily Henry the author who makes a lot of great uh romance novels that are very like in our world and like I it well one of them made me a sobbing wreck but like it's really good but it's not like uh work to read and I will say just to the to the aitar series like it starts out that way but it gets it builds and it's like Sarah J moss knew exactly what she was doing with starting that book in that simple like oh yeah you get it it's just this but then it's like the the cool thing about a series is it just go it just freaking goesh I love surprises like that I'm also obsessed I'm obsessed with reading G Greek mythology since I was younger and now even more I know have you read a cage of age song of Achilles those are my two fa same author as Cersei mhm who Apparently one had an HBO deal and I don't know where that's going to make Cersei I'm I'm sure it's a long process I know but like and she's from Boston hell yeah so so actually in the books canonically Achilles has a Boston accent could you imagine oh you got my heel you f Troy you um yeah yeah I agree and I know Kiana Kiana reads something you know what though to counter Kiana something that she does that I I will say is a pet peeve of mine of hers what Kiana reads more than anyone she reads piles of books but she'll be like yeah this is how many books I've read and then I don't count all the other like the a bunch of these other random books and I'm like you're not counting because you think they're like trash books whatever but I'm like they count I don't care if it's it's fanfiction or whatever you're reading you're you're are you technically reading 500 books this year or are you saying you've only read 50 and you're not counting you know a bunch okay reading or audio because I know she loves audio books too reading or audio I I count it all oh no I definitely think it counts I think she does she does both I do both I can get more I can get through a book quicker when it's audio right I like prefer to have it on my hands though like I blew through um I'm glad my m died by Janette mccy like in two days because she read it to me like in the Audi book but I really prefer to like have it in my hands and just have my own quiet time away from any noise um but yeah I had another thought about oh yeah just if anything two things I love the saying that's like people who have read many books have lived many lives and also if you want to get into reading but you're just like really intimidated by it like starting with really head empty books is a really way then you're just in it realize for something that excites you it's funny cuz I'm on book talk but I I end up in a lot of like dude book talk and my joke is that it's like it's either history books or it's this like gritty fantasy stuff Roman Empire they don't it's truly truly I'm like guys you can also read other things too no the Roman Empire is important man she said um it's got to be one of my top ways to dissociate you don't have to log them on good reades they can just be for you okay Kiana no one else is logging them on Goodreads but you um I love her goodread she showed me that's what I'm saying though she's not logging but I'm like you're allowed you can be proud of and then and then she says I want to start reading like really insane books for the plot like kissing the Corona virus that level of stupid romance stuff um yeah and then the Crocs romance I told everyone about because I saw this Tik Tok and then she has a Tik Tok link whoa should I click on it yep do you want to talk about the Croc romance help I fell in love with a pair of Crocs by ingaborg Sam which is a book that you can only get through signing up for her newsletter K and I have talked about how there's ridiculous like there is a romance novel where the main character falls in love with clippy the paperclip from Microsoft Microsoft Suite my God yeah no people write they people you know in the fictional world people have [ __ ] everything I think it's great they [ __ ] everything up well she probably fued clippy whoa how I don't know do you I guess there's a lot of spaces paper a paperclip can can change into many things yeah let's dig into that even more anyway next to talk about that well I will say Kiana also said I buy all of the books Shane recommends me but I have never read them and I feel bad about it that's okay no that is not true she read tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow well she said see above note on head empty books that's fine she read tomorrow tomorrow tomorrow I read that book I think I talked to her about told to read tomorrow tomorrow tomorrow I've definitely told you to oh it's honorable I think you said that you didn't I want you to read song of Achilles first I am song of Achilles and Cersei are like hey if you want to borrow Cersei I have like the cool version where the pages look oh you have it like the no the pages look like they've been like ripped out and they're old school and like thick yeah I really like that old school like I'm reading aing scroll yeah funny badass okay next topic okay all right please ring your top five Beyonce songs there are right and wrong answers okay okay first of all can I say like of now I'm just in her okay right now wait is it for life or what I'm vibing with right now cuz that's tough cuz right now it's bodyguard off her new me too bodyguard is my I'll put that I'll put that at my number five that's number five okay five that's number one for you number one right now and then my second one is energy oh yeah energy off uh Renaissance one of my fing favorites okay there's so many um I'll just I I I'll let me just put out some of my favorites um one that I do love is just a very like a Happy Song is Love on Top I was just going to say that love that song I love that song because of the changes yes just so good and remember when she performed it and then she announced her pregnancy I just feel happy when I'm listening to it love on top bodyguard he uh I also love heated off Renaissance heated and energy are one of my two some of my favorites um um does Destiny's Child count I would she there is no note about that in this answ she has she has um because say my name is in my top five because there are songs on Spotify and then there's Say My Name by Destiny's Child like the vocals are so creep say my name is my top five and like I don't think there are any other songs that are produced so nicely and softly like that song so good and then I I just it came out when I was a kid and like it just it's hard to not feel just amped but crazy and love is just like oh that's an eternal song so good that song that song is going be around forever I was also obsessed with that album um that haunted is on I listened to it so much uh uh God there's so many six in heels is another one of my absolute favorites on lemonade um don't hurt yourself on lemonade is also another one of my favorites but what was the one on that album where it's like um uh partition partition partition is one of my [ __ ] favorites I love that album this is the thing about Beyonce like in the past few years or probably like past 10 years honestly is like I think she's legitimately like the best artist like that is aive right now that's a weird really Niche take Shane be careful what you say queen bee baby I know it's not crazy I I uh but uh I I I went and saw her uh perform at Coachella no no no I've never homecoming no this was a few years ago it was when her and Jay-Z were performing it saw at the Rose Bowl and uh it was it was insane like whenever she came out and performed and I didn't I don't like know a lot of her recent songs or like her newer like her the second half of her career but every time she performed I was just like this is so crazy to watch she's un it's just like when you watch a performer who's of that caliber it's it just is insane so she's someone that like I don't have many honestly of like her recent albums that I have songs that I'm like I love that song I just think she is so great I'm a super fan of Beyonce Super Fan I watch so many Clips some people genuinely some people oh my God genuinely some people that I know actually don't listen to her that much I A cple listen to her that often is I listen to her probably every day wow I was listening to bodyguard on my way here I just kind of have a little bit of obsession with that song yeah also daughters on that is so good remember that one I'm having a hard time remembering all the ones I have my top five I think well not my full top five I know number five would be telephone because that just in that music video is that is cool it's kind of I watched it again recently I was like oh I'm like I remember myself like it was like a one of those moments where they're like in that car and she eats that Danish thing like um but yeah and then uh say my name and then bodyguard and then um I the the not it was the album before lemonade where she had a lot of songs about oh no no no no no you're so right Fierce self self-titled I think so blue is of the most beautiful songs ever yeah and then I like I am the type where like I just will like hit Shuffle play or like play on stuff and I'm not always paying attention to the name of the songs and I'm just like I love this so like I I honestly can't even tell you my top like my top two it's okay you told us enough yeah bodyguards number three you're going to make me listen to that album again with the blue song it is that album is so had that on my nan Renaissance is fire is fire cuz she's angry that was after the whole elevator thing with Jay-Z and her sister so lemonade is like a very yeah and she does uh don't hurt yourself with um Jack White from the uh the White Stripes and it's so like I'm excited cuz isn't isn't her plan to do like every genre like that yes yes wait really quick number three is bodyguard number two is the Sex on Fire cover that she did that that cover is so good I also was obsessed with Kings of Leon and did you hear the story about the singer from Kings of Leon when he heard her cover no he said that was the first time he ever masturbated to his own song was when this is why I love Kings of Leon I'm sorry I love Kings of Leon so much because they're two brothers do that does that make it technically like Japanese metal yeah that's exactly what Japanese metal what the hell I can't wait to work out to Japanese metal I can't I sorry it was a whole conversation we have with baby no money okay all right pumping a lot of weight Japanese metal that guy has a huge boner while he's working out so here's some things that Kiana said she said halo is the wrong answer agreed completely I don't like Halo that one it's too Poppy and commercialized I just don't like it crazy and love isn't the right answer but it's not the wrong answer either uh I understand that it's just like it's just a song like it's the problem is I like cuz it's nostalgic cuz I was like kid when it came out I remember that music video was a hot music video same with surv survivor's also got to be my top five oh no Destiny Child I love Destiny's Child but Survivor is not my top it's just nostalgic for me when I was a kid and I heard it I was just like this rocks survive it's not one that I replay it it's gone it it hit a point where it was played too much yep and now it's I just feel like I never hear it anymore yep cuz it's dead I'm just kidding I'm just kidding it's not a Survivor I'm just kidding okay uh Kiana's top five is and then we'll move on were there any more NOS no that's it I I'm reading everything good um my top five love drought from Lemonade love drought is so [ __ ] good MH two hands to Heaven from Cowboy Carter oh yeah hello from I am s Sasha that's that is a good one um School in life from four what are you giggling about Alex with every single song that's getting listed and she's just like yeah yes four such an old school album and then pray you catch me dude pray you catch me that's one of her kind of like like Angry fing songs and I do associate like a lot of my songs that are my favorite just in life it's because of the incredible music video attached to it that has created like cuz you know movies when they put songs in a soundtrack it's like it changes how you feel and view the song because of what imagery was with it lemonade was a movie I remember buying it on my iTunes and watching the movie that connects to all the songs watch it yeah cuz she would especially with the album with blue what's it called again I'm just so bad I think it's self-titled yeah stitles Beyonce it's just Beyonce like when you bought the whole album on iTunes it would come with all those videos that you then just like owned I it was like tropical that album was very tropical I think she was like traveling it felt like CU or something like it was when she was in her like beach kind of like two pieces of like linen Vibes Beyonce is just one of those people that it's like wow we get to exist while she's doing that's czy it's like it's like I would have loved to be like alive in the peak of like Marilyn Monroe and like Beyonce is that like tenfold it's it doesn't happen often where you're like whoo I'm witnessing like a a historical figure yeah like it happens in sports when you know like wow it's it's people talk about it does it it happens in the sports world where people are like were like it was it like truthfully like when Tom Brady was like winning tons of Super Bowls I remember as a Bronco fan we hated him but we would also be like it is crazy a Patriots fan I loved it it's also crazy that we're like you're alive witnessing like the the bar get raised so high and I feel like way with Beyonce because I don't I don't know maybe this is this aot take and I'm learning music but like do pop stars exist the way they used to like the madonas and the like Beatles and stuff and it's like or maybe it's just rare no one exists like the Beatles really I mean maybe like One Direction at some point with some people but not like the Beatles say the closest is like BTS the thing is the Beatles were were like hot when when hot wasn't supposed to happen that's like Elvis they were like anti-press but it was also like a a shift in culture like they were in the 60s it's more the time and it's also yeah it it changes a lot versus when they're actively existing versus when it's gone like it it does change like Marilyn Monroe maybe it didn't feel like it did until after she was gone it's true I hope I die before Beyonce it's true it's cuz then I then I lived my whole life with like I hope cuz then like you know what I'm saying well Beyonce could live to be 150 so I also think there isn't there I do to go back to your pop star thing I don't think like I was obsessed with Madonna and like I do not see a pop star other than Beyonce that's putting on that type of like Anthology lifechanging um um like she changed her Persona every Alum I guess I guess there's I would say it is Beyonce and I would say like Taylor Swift but like Beyonce to me just like but I'm also like I'm more of a fan of Beyonce's style of music so and I'm also not the person to be talking about music I just don't see a pop star that's that's really doing it to that caliber but again it's changing right like there's it's Tik Tok media it's about around it I mean people are very honest when they talk on Tik Tok about the era tour versus the Renaissance tour of like as a paying ticket person you are getting more from the Renaissance Show versus the a show I'm just I haven't heard that take we're going to have some swifties in the comments I don't I don't know how many have in have robots holding little rectangle screens that are moving around you and the coolest freaking like the choreography and what's the name of that one dancer you know the dancer I'm talking about on the Renaissance tour two twins the with the boots and they freaking crawl like an animal down stairs if your name is honey Balenciaga you I love the two tall canot let anyone down like to guys I'm so sorry Taylor Swift did not have honey Balenciaga therefore it was not as I went I saw aor I did not see Renaissance but I'm so sorry Taylor Swift's fans already hate me because I did like a Taylor Swift impression where there's really bad jokes so I know you guys don't like me already I'm sorry I don't either way either way I do think that Taylor Swift is whether it's better than Renaissance I do think like damn that girl is putting out a amazing [ __ ] it's absolutely at the end of day why are we I'm not I'm not a hater of Taylor Swift I I just don't think there's a pop star that again I just don't think that we can recreate it when it comes to like the times like there was there is no one like Madonna and Beyonce but then but we won't know exactly until and I will say give it to Beyonce and Taylor Swift is that their longevity has been nuts they're unbelievable like that has been insane cuz there are so many people who are big when they were like you know Lady Gaga is still crushing it though she puts on an excellent I would say like AA LaVine is a is a person that you see and you're like like it didn't like last around Las but it was culturally impactful and still yeah but the old stuff has stayed impactful it's like people aren't talking about a lavine's current stuff they are talking about well I guess what Beyonce and Taylor Swift do is they do and Madonna did it is changing their Vibe and they do it and they they keep Landing it somehow crush it every sing beyon I mean Madonna's change of vibe I remember when I was 13 and my mom got me and my sister tickets or I was 12 or something to Madonna and we were second row and there were these two men in all leather straps and they were making out and I was like what is going on there and my older sister was like what is that and why is it the coolest thing I've ever seen like they're gay and they love each other and I was like nice cool mad brings people together guys guys let's Vogue that was like my first and I remember thinking Madonna is a [ __ ] powerful woman who brings people together yeah and I will say like regardless of what kind of artist you are I think it's a lot of like knowing who's listening and loving your stuff like because I feel like because these artists have learned who's really loving their stuff that they like just it's really cool to see how they change with it yes um okay okay moving on we have one last topic great ooh it is she she's killing this like podcast wow this is so Ohana yeah I'm not surprised director of programming I mean hell programmed the [ __ ] out of this this episode yep okay this one says internet things I don't know that Amanda knows but she should okay thank you kaana let's see if I know him it's the one thick b mean Trend um absolutely not I don't think I know this yes yes [ __ ] you I need to try and open Tik Tok for this and it one thick okay alexina knows it on Safari cuz that's oh my God I feel so much better that you don't know it not that I like want you to fail probably like you could share this doct here it's just mostly the audio right like so it's literally this oh my God I think I actually know what this [ __ ] is I think it's giving people big asses so there was this trend online am I wrong there we go I think I know what this is so there used to be these like apps where you could type in words and then it would just turn it into a song and so this just became a trend online I I haven't heard this but that that slaps one thick B your crab always had that thick ass here's another one oh yeah Mr crab's got he's got the crab cakes nice here's a Wario one I eat crab cakes so you better get out of here man here's a Wario one whoa Wario well Wario's got it hello Wario Wario Wario's got that [ __ ] where's the audio it's I love a nice dumpy Wario's got that bua de beo you know what I mean oh baby [Music] [Laughter] [Music] oh my God wait this is so funny it was an app that you could just type those now Kiana knows that we know and now she's GNA watch us back and know that you didn't know I know I didn't know that one all right what what others does she have sorry uh that was the M the first one okay how do you feel you liked it I thought it was great it made sense right it's a fun app there's a few that you could just type in a bunch of words and they go it's one of those things where I watch my brain goes yeah we like this yeah we're into this so the next one is the baby girli ification of adult men she said I brought this up in a meeting and I lost Amanda yeah the baby girl ucation yeah so it's like when when men do like baby girl thinks and I I I have wait this sounds familiar I can show you yeah because she said she brought it up in a meeting with you and you she lost you oh yeah it's very easy to know when you I'm I'm I've I've left the building I'm going to find this there's there's a Joe santagato baby girl edit where it's just moments of him uh being a baby girl if it's the pope and he comes up to you and he says kiss me this literally is in my liked already is do you mind um these are the these are the uh I showed Shane basement yard obsessed with those little boys this is the basement yard we that we need to get on our podcast at some point because I think you'd love talking to them okay ready they're hilarious if it's the pope and he comes up to you and he says kiss me you got to ask me no he's not no you can't demand me to kiss you I'm not going to kiss you can you kiss me i' be like I can will you kiss me I don't know you're being a flirty little [ __ ] I plan on throwing the appropriate amount of ass just to get a panina colada oh I get it baby girl seconds I got it it's like straight adult men getting a little baby girl girl wait that happens all the time in life men being comfortable with their sexuality exact I thought this was going to also I feel like in tandom it's the conversation about the the new type of guy that's existed for the past couple years of the mullet mustache tucked in shirt tote bag like just like that kind of vibe and I think girls are are saying they don't know how they feel about it so into it some are like some are like be wary I've I've heard I've heard mixed things be wary of a mullet be wary of like this whole vibe where it's kind of like this guy it's I think it's like Ultra like Progressive guy right and it's like should I believe it the only reason why I'm wey is because that weird guy on Love is Blind was on it and had a mullet and was a exactly that's a different type of guy to be clear he's too beefy this a little bit more like musician not no there's a Tik Tok sound that's viral right now where it's like I just love when a woman has a little gay boyf boyfriend yeah because he has his little vintage jeans his tote bag and his mustache he's probably wear he might wear bottoms and people think that it's it's her gay friend and he's like no I make I make love to this woman like like and it is a new guy but that is a different type of guy I think the baby girlf vacation like there are baby girl compilations of Shane of of Shane being baby girl baby girl often often baby girl do I say yeah am I baby boy sometimes what is baby boy bab boy is just made up cuz I'm ground no you're you're you're big scary man sometimes yeah I don't think it's baby boy I think it's big scary man get off my property big scary man I I am a gun owner get off my property oh that's so big scary man of you it's Tommy the Jones of me hello oh how Tom celic of you I'm US Marshall get off my [ __ ] property baby man baby man best compliment ever amazing okay um the last internet one is 2014 YouTube culture ooh which like the British Squad and the challenges you know challenges nope those were on we did we did those a little too long on tell me about that I see I was not I I wasn't watching this type of YouTube back in 2014 it was like it was when uh that type of music that was unironically being used it's like the dinging it was just very cutesy very story time and like I did some of those where it's like Story Time where this one time this crazy thing happened to me and there's like Colleen Ballinger telling this really messed up story about her dog and it's like 2014 was like in the background 2014 was like Peak Millennial that's where Millennials where Millen and like GE shcks like that was 2014 it's because we grew up watching way too much Nick Nickelodeon and Disney I mean I guess YouTube was just different it I just think reality hadn't hit a lot of people like uh white people were really just just to be I I feel like on YouTube we're just very much like everything's so silly and then it's like cut to five years later and we're like guys I think things aren't silly excuse me that wasn't silly I was like you know what I think it wasn't silly I don't think it was I think you're realizing things aren't all silly is it all because they only had like a couple songs to choose from when they edited their videos I don't think it was just the songs it was just like that was the aesthetic and the vibe and it's just the makeup was really bad 2014 I just felt like was Peak illusion like everyone was just like yeah like we're really in The Matrix then no like everything's silly and fun there's a lot of interesting talk about like how the younger Generations now are like super aware of marketing and how like you it's really a lot harder to sell to these younger Generations like gen Z and Jen Alpha because they see right through exactly what you're trying to do and your intentions and like back in 2014 YouTube you could be super ingenuine and and create an image for an audience and people were just like lol love this video like just it was a lot like a lot more surface level a lot more shallow I feel like it was very irer rafle copter wait that was really bad I'm just kidding that was probably earlier Herer that's actually earlier no there's Herer I think is actually kind of Eternal I think there's always someone like that that we're never able to get rid of that I have heard that for years G all saying it wrong ardd okay [ __ ] I don't know if that's how you say it I don't think that's how you say it right now what's funny is the actual photo is from like the ' 80s or 90s it's an eternal thing there's always going to be someone no there's certain Legacy there are Legacy things so is that the end are we done so that was the last she didn't have any closing statements oh I forgot she said so there was the challenges and like you know like cinnamon challenge I know cnon Challen that's like oh that was when videos could be shorter and you'd make more money let me finish my sentence before you start your sentence shap Oh my God I want to go home isn't that going to be so cool idea to do that do you know how hard it is when it couple is fighting and you're here and you can't go anywhere legally you are you it's your job hard that is fake do you know how no I mean in real life with real people sisters or whatever do you know how hard it is what do you do oh my God I have to just like find you do like mother God you get up and you leave and you start a cult no dude I haven't learned this thing when there's something like that uncomfortable happening around me I literally have to find something to do like I be like oh my God my ring is not perfectly centered on my finger I need to just focus really hard on this I wish I do that instead I look them both in the eye and I go yeah I can see his point you get involved it's terrible um what I was going to say is I do remember uh the Ice Bucket Challenge and all that stuff I had a a buddy who he didn't do the ice bucket challenge but he's like hey guys I'm saying like I'm I'm not doing the Ice Bucket Challenge I think for health reasons I think he had a certain condition where he like was like nervous to do it but he's like because I'm not doing it I'm going to up at at I'm going to call all of my exes and challenge them all to the Ice Bucket Challenge and he recorded himself calling them all on on speaker phone and I was like okay maybe he's on good terms and I was like there when he was doing it and he started calling them and I was like oh he he's like I have not talked to this person since the breakup he was going through it and I was like this is the craziest [ __ ] honestly want involved Inc iover me ice I will jump in the Antarctic oce um I think Selena if you could look this up I think what was really cool about the ice bucket challenge is it actually made a huge impact it was great no that one was great they actually found like Med they like Advanced with with treatments and cures because of how much money and awareness it raised but a lot of the challenges the cinnamon challenge was Dumb and straight up dangerous no it wasn't raising money or curing anybody that was dumb no the ice bucket challenge was great that was great uh that was really impactful um but challenges in general were big I think I did it but this was before I was kind of I was kind of nobody when when it so I was just passing it around you were somebody to someone true um but uh you know what also was from around that era that I am so glad is gone is flash mobs oh no they're not gone unfortunately I love flash mobs how hilarious you would like flash mob how h i i i want to be present during a flash mobs so bad and then a proposal comes out yeah love it what I bus you want a mob proposal in public combo yes I do because I want to be in that that that mist that mist of magic I want to be a part of that come on Shane oh God at least 98.2 million was donated to ALS that's crazy that's incredible that's awesome flash mobs didn't donate anything no they did nothing they spread joy to be fair they spread joy and choreographed the [ __ ] out of some recently one there was recently one that was to the I want a man in finance I'm looking for a man in finance and it was them and it was very Boots the house down but like like we're I was like I watched 5 seconds and I had to move on because flash mobs I think they need to stop I think they're so fun and I thought they did and I was at peace with it and now now then there was one you think they're funny in the way that you hate them no no this isn't the Vanessa L thing I think it's funny in the way that I love them Vanessa Le you funny in the way that I hate you hate her more than anyone on the planet yes I do and and and I'm now I'm afraid how much I'm vocalizing it but also I'm not honey you are not vocalizing nearly as much as some of the people online okay and then and then I decided I decided I'll watch you know I'll [ __ ] watch perfect match whatever Nick Lee is the goddamn host and I had to watch an entire intro with him and it was so awkward it was like him with sunglasses and then he went huh hey and I was like can I ask can I ask can I ask a genuine question yes if we had the opportunity to have Vanessa Lee on this podcast would you say yes would it be insane would it be insane to get her here to have her sit down sh my pants I'm going to [ __ ] my pants right now I feel like like out of out of sheer anger hon to make it bad for her yeah let's have her I would actually love to talk to her face to face your impression of her was so good that it made me like look as like a be I would love to have her because I would also love to have Nick who probably can't leave her side because he's you know dead and a robot and he'd probably be sitting over there plugged in for when he could had to jump back on because what I was going to say him on perfect match is he has this last scene before he intros everyone and it makes me want to die inside but I can watch him a little bit longer he goes let's see the matches and then he falls into this weird fake pool with like his body off a building with like his body that's very 90 like he's probably the guy who wore like long jean shorts and he falls into the pool and he's like and then and then you see him go under and it's awkward cuz he's like I'm struggling to breathe and then he comes up and he goes perfect match and I was like who keeps hiring you guys who literally keeps employing you to do what they did like on Survivor where it'd be like the host of the helicopter and go start now and I have a crush on Jeff probs yeah oh my gosh oh my gosh I have so there is there is compilations of Jeff FR being baby girl um of course he is I I watch so many compilations of Jeff probes and then I go I got to stop I'm going to give away one of the seasons that I haven't watched I love him and Gard is always like you should be a Survivor host and I said honey Jeff Pro is going nowhere he's GNA die and when he dies Survivor will be over the surviv the name of Survivor is actually about him it how long can he survive hosting the show he has the best boundaries I've ever seen do you ever call your husband gardier f wow um I did in the beginning no truly when people went I'm sorry what and I go like Garnier fru the shampoo except gardier got it and then when I said that to his uh Russian mom's friend was like she laughed her ass off she goes that's not hell you say his name got so cool he always says H and then people go H just H and then I'm like here we go funny well well I'm hosting Kiana I hope you like the energy we created in the studio today happy birthday and I hope that the people listening enjoyed this episode yeah happy birthday happy birthday Kiana I don't think we're done we're not done I just wanted to say that oh we are done we're at like 70 something minutes I never saw the 60 yeah I didn't either no we you guys let me talk about perfect match fora gave me the 65 like a while ago oh wow no this no that was great and it needed to happen um Happy birthday Kiana happy birthday Kiana love you thank you court for doing that that was Unreal I loved that I mean that was Kiana's design that's how it's always going to be you guys say Courtney great job hosting that video and it's like somebody else designed this I'm just the pl I'm the I'm the paper doll that got put in the dollhouse you know what I'm saying wow nice and we the house we the house you are the house down you're the toilet I'm I'm I'm the front door okay let us know if you want us to do a flash Bob public proposal combo in the comments wait really no no no no we've smash already did a public proposal prank we don't let us know your top five Beyonce songs yes I want to know that oh yeah oh yeah I couldn't pick my number one I couldn't pick my number one because it's just like the last the last two years has just been like like an omelet of amazing and I can't pick one out of it you know what I'm saying um except for bodyguard is three thank you guys for letting me take this on Amanda and Shane you are both both incredible hosts I learned recently that when you guys talk you really lock in um you do and I'm proud to be part of it today thank you thank you for being here bye okay bye happy birthday K we love you happy birthday happy birthday another it's your birthday happy birthday by I 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