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Max Verstappen's 2024 Season Challenges

I went into qualifying I knew the car [Music] was thank you Max uh let's watch our language going forward the staffen has recently been penalized hours of community service by the FIA for swearing in the driver's press conference following the Singapore Grand Prix I mean the car was not working the car is effed yeah and then excuse me for the language but come on like what are we 5-year-olds 6y olds incoming Adrian new Red Bull has had development problems since Barcelona 2023 great guys and the things doesn't work it's unbelievable explain what happened well very tricky I think we uh we simply don't understand it Perez in the middle part of the track finds the barrier once again oh and he's in the gravel my goodness Sergio Perez this could be the end for Sergio Perez we're heading into the wall SS and Perez Claren now lead the constructor's ch chionship but can Norris bring the fight to reigning Champion Max mord for the driver's title year old pal Daniel picked up a fastest at the end as well thank you Daniel you've got so so we've done all the right thing there formula 1's Daniel Ricardo has been dropped by the RB Team Max vapen is an F1 driver that I think has been through the most [ __ ] used and abused as a child left at a gas station as a teen teenager [ __ ] guy got to turn around left my [ __ ] son at the gas station gets shoved into an F1 car at 17 years old where he nearly [ __ ] dies joins Red Bull in 2016 the most unhealthy F1 team known to man starts dating Kelly PK in 2020 while taking care of Danny Kat's child and according to Adrien yui himself he was demonized throughout his entire career [ __ ] you [ __ ] [ __ ] man shut the [ __ ] now what I'm trying to say is that Max mappen has through hell maybe not as much as other drivers in the past but still and that's probably the reason why he's able to become the racing machine that he is today Max vapen is a racing robot because he was treated by everyone as if he was the [ __ ] Terminator but despite Max's extreme talent and everything that he's been through he still can't catch a break because he continues to face obstacle after obstacle to this day this day to this day to this day but as of the 2024 season it has been significantly worse because this time Max is alone against literally everybody else now of course why would I say that Max vapen is alone he clearly has an entire team behind him and a teammate right well not really because one of the people he's up against is Red Bull now Max isn't exactly in like a street fight with his own team like he is with McLaren oh [ __ ] but the thing is he's still constantly fighting his own team from screwing him over this season Red Bull in 2024 or really since day one of their existence has has been a horeshit mess they're known for being toxic ruthless and controversial and Max has been committed to them his whole career and as you can tell where this is going just for Red Bull to completely disappoint him because somehow they managed to get a whole lot worse this season to give you an idea of just how screwed up this team is I made a list of problems which have made Red Bull the Hazardous environment that it is today which goes like this Christian Horner is a horny mess who loves sending pictures of his penis to his female co-workers helmet Marco is just a straightup racist Adrien Nei left to another team along with so many other important Red Bull Personnel Yos V stappen loves taking photos of nice girls well look at that who are you getting a picture of of a nice girl and Sergio parz a driver with a crippling addiction of crashing the rb20 in almost every other race weekend like I'm not even kidding this guy has actually been driving so bad that people have theorized that he's in the sport either because of two things now sponsors are the boring answer but the real interesting theories is that czecho either has blackmail on Christian Herer or has the cartel controlling Red Bull and is using the team as a cover up for a secret cocaine drug operation personally I like the second theory more because even Mercedes have got some of that disco dust why aren't you letting me look in the nose code any what's in there might be all our cocaine no it's not that James now just to show proportionality on just how bad Red Bull is in 2024 I listed down Alpine's fuckups as well including the three times they changed team principles the amount of stupid moments they've had in races the team shutting down their engine manufacturing program and the clowns who are currently in it and it's still less than the idiots across the street Red Bull's mess this season has actually caused them so many competitive disadvantages like Max having to drive a total tractor of a car thanks to them having development issues since Barcelona 2023 voiced out by czecho at first but they chose to ignore him and now it's biting them in the ass now this of course doesn't justify czecho having gay butt sex with the barriers in almost every race with weekend and the rear wing is taken a battering come on man what the [ __ ] is you doing cuz because our beloved Mexican minister of ass over here is also responsible for many of Red Bull's other disadvantages this season which includes One Max being left alone in races and vulnerable in the driver's championship and two Red Bull losing the constructor's championship lead which is most likely going to be taken by the papaya team McLaren another threat that Max vapen has to face and thanks to Red Bull he's pretty much facing them with a blindfold on and one hand tied behind his back max is now in a tense title fight against Lando and McLaren and he has no one on his side it's actually the most depressing thing I've ever seen the Singapore Grand Prix was a great example of the imbalance that he had to cope with in qualifying Lando and Oscar were pumping out strong laps left and right they were clearly the fastest Duo out there qualifying in P1 and P5 and while Max was fast as well dragging his Red Bull tractor into second Sergio perz failed to get out of Q2 and and ended up 210 behind Williams and in the race while Anda was dominating the weekend Oscar recovering to P3 and Max staying in second Perez was busy hanging around Franco kapino miles away from possibly helping Max in his title fight um so czecho what are your thoughts of helping Max this season so Red Bull came out of Singapore with an even bigger deficit to McLaren in the Constructor Championship and since Lando won the race it puts him in closer Striking Distance towards theen what the [ __ ] hell are you you great gangly [ __ ] knuckled [ __ ] greasy head cbag [ __ ] you Max is honestly at every competitive disadvantage in this title fight Wando has Oscar as a teammate an absolute unit of a car and a team that isn't perfect but is giving him the support that he needs Sid from Ice Age doesn't have anyone to help him on track his rb20 is just a lawnmower labeled as an F1 car and his team is an absolute [ __ ] show back with another mil hey help [Applause] help help me help but despite how bad this fight is for Max it isn't as bad as the other threat he had to face the FIA vapen is not just in war against McLaren this season but also against the FIA because before the Singapore Grand Prix he was asked a few questions during the FIA Thursday press conference about what happened to his car during backu the race where he was barely running in the points and where Sergio purz made out with the chili met and he responded saying this I went into qualifying I knew the car was thank you Max so let's watch our language going forward for example I couldn't even say the f word I mean it's not even that bad right I mean the car was not working the car is effed like what are we 5-year-olds 6-year-olds even if a 5-year-old or six-year-old is watching I mean they will eventually swear anyway Max said his car was [ __ ] and after that he was told to tone down his language but then he continued on to go on a rant saying that nah I'mma keep swearing anyway and boy did the FIA go absolutely apeshit over that because just hours after the press conference it was revealed that Max vistapen was called to the steward's room and find multiple community service hours for swearing swearing ladies and gentlemen what the [ __ ] this is [ __ ] [ __ ] okay this these [ __ ] [ __ ] this [ __ ] these [ __ ] [ __ ] the [ __ ] is their problem man this has got to the stupidest rule in all of F1 history Banning swearing especially for Max vasten that's like Banning the guy's entire personality now the fia's recent Crackdown on swearing is all thanks to a man named Muhammad Ben suan MBS the president of the FIA he's the one responsible for trying to make changes to have less bad language broadcasted by F1 a change nobody asked for in the first place oh brother this guy stinks and the worst part is that this is only the tip of the iceberg in terms of the [ __ ] that this guy has pulled off because MBs is an actual infection for those of you guys who don't know MBs is known for being a complete egotistical [ __ ] who wants to be known as the face of Formula 1 and has been in numerous controversies like crashing a Rena F1 car back in 2009 because he apparently ignored advice given by the team since he was apparently already a 14-time Middle East rally Champion which I guess means crashing the car within 2 seconds driving it in a straight line he's also had multiple standoffs over the years against Lewis Hamilton for no good reason was weirdly touchy with Oscar piastri until he told him to piss off okay Diddy and is now picking a fight with Max vapen by penalizing him for saying the word [ __ ] now allow me to slow down for a bit I do have to say you know swear words are bad but the thing is FIA and NBS please kindly do listen up it's a form of expression if you take that away from drivers you take away their ability to express f1's also a sport where drivers risk their lives why are you trying to be so politically correct all of a sudden and even if you are the hypocrisy from the FIA here is also clear as day racing in countries with zero human rights oh that's fine having gambling sponsors on cars which also gets broadcasted to kids a okay letting oil and tobacco companies sponsor the majority of teams that's fine too but swearing swearing now that is life without parole like what a joke and the fact that MBS and the FIA could probably get away with this rule as well is also EX extremely unfair like the FIA have actually gone with so much stupid [ __ ] that it's actually so hard to ever take them seriously but thankfully after the Singapore Grand Prix everyone finally started calling them out during the post-race press conference Max vapen fought back against the FIA by giving the driest responses as a protest which went like this Max let's come to you what did you change overnight because it seems there's been a big difference in performance IL a lot can you elaborate in terms of what you no I might get fine how long do you anticipate that you won't be giving answers in the uh in the FIA press conference for I'm answering it's not a lot problem with my voice leis Hamilton and Lando Norris also criticized the FIA backing up Max uh I think it's pretty unfair I don't agree with any of it so uh yeah I think it's a bit of a joke to be honest this is uh the Pinnacle of the sport um mistakes are made and the best part about all this is that almost every F1 fan on social media is now critiquing the FIA but mostly NBS for obviously being the absolute clown that he is like you know you [ __ ] up when the orange Army teamlh and the papaya Army decide to set their differences aside and group up against you so thank you MBS for bringing the F1 Community together to equally [ __ ] on [Applause] you get the [ __ ] out of here [ __ ] but with Max vapen winning against the FIA by a landslide he still has to face another threat Ferrari a team which nobody really takes seriously now I really hesitated to include Ferrari in this video because they're more of a threat to themselves than to anyone else but the thing is they're right behind Red Bull and McLaren which means that if Red Bull screws up just a few more times and if Ferrari doesn't pull a Ferrari in the rest of the races this season they could be a serious threat to Max but their odds of winning are not as high as mcclaren's not just because of the point deficit but also because of something I call the Ferrari equation something I have spent multiple days cooking up and it goes a little like this so one shla clawin equals to all the luck in the world plus the top five drivers need to be depressed as long as Ferrari gets those two things they could easily win another title however this is a bit of a double-edged sword because one charay win also equals to a horrible weekend for the entire team sometime in the near future we've seen this happen before Charles 1 in Monaco just to get a Ferrari double dnf in Canada and he won in Monza just for the team to mess up in Singapore and also for every two good weekends the team has it also equals to one bad weekend sometime later but if ferari can just find a balance and master these equations they could easily cook the competition but knowing them I'm just praying they don't end up cooking themselves and speaking about a team that's currently cooking themselves we're going to have to go back to rent because I'm not finished with these guys as I've said before Max vapen came out of Singapore with Lando getting more points than him putting him in a very tough position to defend his title since Mclaren has every Advantage but Max didn't come out of that weekend completely empty-handed because Daniel Ricardo from the hit team Visa cash app RB the same man who beat Max VPP in an equal Machinery then threw away his career stole the fastest lap point from Lando in the final lap of the race Here Comes Ricardo he's going to be allowing Max to be able to finish in P2 for all the remaining races this season and still win the championship by a point and guess what red bull did to Daniel they fired him out of all the people Red Bull could have gotten rid of they decided to get rid of the only dude who actually helped Max that is the stupidest [ __ ] I've ever seen Daniel Ricardo has helped Max more this season than his actual teammate I'm going to cry but seriously guys I cannot believe Red Bull decided to fire Daniel Ricardo from the hit team Visa cash app RB man the same man who beat Max vapen in equal Machinery then threw away his career now did you hear that Red Bull I cannot believe you guys fired Daniel Ricardo from the hit team Visa we do not care now jokes aside I do understand Red Bull's decision maybe Liam Lawson could be a better suit for vard but it's the way they handled Daniel's departure which really just pisses me off first of all they took 50 [ __ ] years to actually announce Daniel's departure so while he was crying in race interviews everyone was still confused about his future second of all they only told Daniel he was getting sacked only a day before his final race and third of all Red Bull barely gave any goodbyes even their social media team didn't do [ __ ] while Mercedes thanked Daniel for being a solid competitor and Alpine Alpine ladies and gentlemen the French [ __ ] show sent their regards and thanked him for what he's done for their team in the past Red Bull and VC carb merely responded with two heart emojis so with Red Bull being the disrespectful mess that fired the only guy who actually helped Max McLaren being the stable faster version of Red Bull Ferrari just being there hoping to snatch a win and the FIA being an absolute clown Fest Sid from Ice Age has to face all of these teams and organizations by himself self and guess what he's been doing while all of this was going on playing Minecraft Minecraft stream Minecraft the problem is my my pickaxe is [ __ ] but there are children that might be listening what the hell my piig ass is still [ __ ] Max vapen is literally in the most high pressure situation right now and he's busy getting addicted to Minecraft this guy is the most badass dude I've ever seen But Max if you are watching this video I highly recommend you create this contraption in Minecraft that we've all seen everywhere online and name the Sheep either Muhammad Ben suam Christian Herer or helmet Marco or have all of them at the same time because these guys genuinely need to be [ __ ] in the ass to know their place especially the FIA with their brain dead rule of banning swearing and just as usual before I end this video if you guys want more content hop in the patreon I know this video took a bit longer than usual to get uploaded but it did come out earlier on patreon so if you want those perks you know where to go feel free to check it out and to end this video on a positive note just in case the FIA doesn't plan on reversing this rule anytime soon I have decided to take initiative and come up with some squar word Alternatives since there are actually some pretty great Alternatives out there like instead of [ __ ] this you could say I give up instead of you could say Muhammad Ben suan instead of P you could say Lance stroll and instead of czecho has been saying the cars you could also say my name is totto Wolf from drive to survive season 5 episode 2 and finally my favorite instead of saying horse organization that wants to control everything and make F1 a by setting rules that no one gives a [ __ ] about you could say the FIA thank you so much for [Music] watching all I'm Steve