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Kickstarter Reactions and Survival Series Announcement

games and we're back with another Daz watches as you are watching this you can see I'm dressed the same as all my other videos I am currently on an island in Malaysia I might be dead I'm away filming the next biggest series I've ever done I'm going to plug this on every video Webby and Dave are surviving no food no water a hundred percent real and we are going to use all the survival skills we've learned in games no big production nothing just me Dave and a camera guy that is it it's coming in December doesn't Dave's survival follow me on Instagram and Twitter for any and all updates it's going to be huge but let's get on with today's video whilst I'm alive okay Kickstarter some use it to fund film projects others use it to fund their crazy inventions no one else will touch and sometimes people fake an illness and try and pay off their rent that's true today we're going to be reacting to the um worst and best kickstarters on the trending page done this few times before and you guys have been asking for it again so here I am with the contents this next one I feel like um I I'm gonna need because I I'm in a long distance relationship tangible feel physically present when your partners flowery loved ones whatever magical pillow that lets you share hugs and physical touch across the world what is this we've all been in a long distance relationship no we haven't whether it was with our partner we've all known the pain of distant separation and the disconnect of feeling miles away from a loved one how do we fix that problem we help take me tangible a magical pillow that lets you share warm snuggly hugs and physically interact with Far Away loved ones it's a scarf I'd much rather be with my girlfriends than buy a scarf squeeze tangible to instantly share hundreds of unique hugs based on the strength length and pattern of your squeezes I don't like that what if my girlfriend's pissed off at me that's one of the benefits of a long-distance relationship she's annoyed at me she's over there yes yes me and the misses are doing great you know we bought these blankets so we can you know communicate better with each other and Huggy tangible uses a combination of gentle squeezing warmth and relaxing vibrations to create delightfully immersive Sensations throughout if your girlfriend vibrate yes this is a burrito blanket get over it if your girlfriend's vibrating and pulsating when you're hugging her that's not a hug is it that's weird how is this meant to replicate a hug from your loved one a vibrating blanket that you squeeze and it randomly goes off the other side of the world that's weird right your upper body users describe the experience of wearing tangible as an immersive massage she looks like she just fell off a boat looks like a life jacket which let you physically interact over distance and feel like you and a far away loved one are sitting together on the same bed or couch my girlfriend doesn't feel like a fat scarf she doesn't do it it just don't look that that does not feel like a hug I'm sorry I wonder if I kind of want to feel what it feels like though draw Doodles on the screen and your loved one will feel a relaxing massage-like vibration travel around the pillow enjoying that way too much and I feel like this scarf is going to be put places other than round their neck that's a business idea share warmth over Distance by turning on the fireplace which activates the heating pad in your pillow yes love please I miss you so much please make my neck sweat you can also use this feature when you're by yourself when not why well honey if you're watching this I'm buying you a scarf and I'm gonna do weird [ __ ] through that scarf because I like him it's a solid seven out of ten it's a 7 out of ten mate the first one is called the Vista portable Hammer can stand I don't know why you would need a portable hammock but let's let's give it a go shall we imagine if you could truly it looks like a sack of onions that doesn't look comfortable and this little flimsy stand is that really going to support me six foot Daz relax anywhere on demand and what if relaxation just came in a duffel bag it's pretty back though means you can't carry a backpack if you fold it down smaller I'd be more impressed introducing the Vista the game-changing portable hammock and stand that's about to transform all your outdoor experiences from camping to picnicking to Lazy Beach days imagine if you're that dick look look at this look imagine you're the dick everyone sat there on the ground and you just opened your portable hammock how would you not feel like you're showing off a little bit I guess we know who the rich friend is Deborah has brought a portable hammock to Lazy Beach days you can hang the Vista absolutely anywhere so you can always make the most of your precious downtime you know I actually want to try this I I'm a fisherman so I'm sitting by the bank portable hammock I'm starting to see the good side of this at yellow leave hammocks we've spent the last 10 years on a mission to help you relax that's why we designed the Vista with two key aspects in mind convenience and comfort to make it as light as possible we reimagine the hammock stand from the grass up with a slim Sleek new silhouette we even Source super light aircraft strength yeah if that were me that whole thing would just rolled down the mountain I I would be I'd just be nervous someone like me I'm not light now the Vista is finally ready reserved today to be one of the first people in human history to harness the power of portable on-demand relaxation technically that's available to everyone you don't need a portable hammock to have instant relaxation you can just sit on a bench you're not the way they try to Market that be the first person in human history to relax all right I I'm gonna give that one a solid 7 out of ten it has potential the next one because the world's fastest shoes so they're rollerblades right I need to see this since humans first built tools we've been chasing a dream you might say we've got the need the Need for Speed Tom Cruise's line better be good now if you're gonna you know steal Tom Cruise [Music] invented air travel we broke the stone barrier we've broken into space I hate this like they they use the greatest inventions in mankind and Innovation and then they show us they've made a pencil or something it's not going to compare to the Space Program slowly The Way We Walk is stuck in the past it's time to bring it up to speed hi everyone wait you know when you're at an airport and then you walk in and you find one of those long escalators on the floor and you walk and you just walk like 20 miles an hour past someone and you think this should be everywhere is that what these shoes are they escalator shoes my name is founder of Chef robotics I've been spending past five years trying to find a way to bring walking into the future introducing moonwalkers imagine seeing a [ __ ] walking down the street like that imagine imagine a [ __ ] just going right past you 20 miles an hour Jesus the world's fastest shoes I mean I'll start on a day where I was riding a scooter and almost got hit by a car that's when I start asking myself why I never walked just you still can get hit by a car though mate like it's not going to change that is it for 30 minutes it's not only you know a safe convenient a healthy way of getting around but also part of who we are so I made that mission what about stairs but how do you roll downstairs I get it it it kind of makes you walk faster but then I guess it takes like the exercise out of it we're just finding new ways to get fat I'm sorry we are to climb upstairs simply lift up your heel to Signal into lock mode to go back to the shift mode simply lift and turn your heel yeah yeah that's gonna go well I'll forget years of walking on this Earth and now I have to you know [ __ ] my Hill like I'm not in Kansas anymore to go downstairs and if you forget you you're gone that's a feature that needs updating we've tested these on countless beta testers covered hundreds of miles of the roughest Urban Terrain from cracked sidewalks to gravel I mean um I do want to try them I don't feel like I can um I don't feel like I can comment until I've walked in them send me some please if this works and it feels good and I can walk like I'm walking on the airplane escalators that's a solid 8 out of ten next the next one is one of these weird plays that no one knows what it's about I find this fascinating the feather Theory season of the light year it's gonna be a bunch of I can't say that let's just watch the video [Music] I hate this [ __ ] I I I'm sorry I I can't it's a pet peeve Hamilton brilliant West End Lion King Matilda Heathers hello but this Progressive improvised Arts they call it where it's exactly what we're looking at it's a bunch of women on chairs turning around slowly and some someone going like that and they want me to pay for it no we're launching our 13th season the company still of course she has pink hair I'm so excited for season 13. we have three go back I'm so excited for season 13. was she was she using a breast pump was being interviewed hey there's nothing wrong with using a breast pump it's perfectly normal thing just not when you're doing an interview this is not necessary is it that's like me getting a prostate exam during an interview so yeah I started dad's games uh about seven years ago a prostate exam is normal doesn't mean I get one when I'm on telly I don't know it just seems a bit unnecessary a bit forced doesn't it we have three Princess Grace Awards we have the inaugural dance magazine Harkness promise award and inaugural Ecker fellowship with the Boston but what is that what's that you can't I'm sorry this might sound a bit snobbish and a bit stupid right but just bear with me I believe you can tell a story through dance but sometimes not all stories can be told through dance whatever's in your head right it doesn't transpire into what you're trying to do these type of like artistic plays I hate them I'm always like what's happening inaugural Jerome Hill Fellowship huge success two weeks sold out shows it was fabulous what is it longest Rand Islamic Striker commissioned president of New York live Arts well I'm not going to pay I'm not going to pay money into a campaign where people have to have a sign on the dishwasher that tells you it's a dishwasher like I don't trust my money in your pocket if you don't know what a dishwasher is look I'm just a couple all right we got it you're the [ __ ] foreign [Applause] ER one out of ten I do you know what I I've never wanted to punch someone more it's awful maybe I'm just a dick I just I don't know I don't know it doesn't look good all right the next one is um babinka Mama Co Packer project it looks like food related so I'm in hi I'm Sharif Amani aka the binka mama I'm a brooklyn-based drag queen bake shop drag queen bake shop all right I'm interested what's going on I bake and sell Filipino treats and my specialty is the Bingo oh my oh my God looks like someone's ear yeah babinka is an ooey gooey coconutty butter Mochi Filipino rice cake and writing every time I order it it's a what when and these are my baking kits so you can make the binka in your home [Music] [Music] 10 out of 10. put a rice cake in my mouth not even sure what flavor they were I just that was that was that was a sick beat that slapped my tits off guys I hope you enjoyed today's video like I say I am on an island currently as you're watching this surviving uh and I'm gonna hopefully try and get updates out uh to make sure that I'm okay and I'm alive and I've not been eaten by a shark what we're doing in this series is real there's no backup there's no you know five-star hotels there's no there's nothing we're on an island and we have to get off of it that's it biggest challenge I've ever faced and uh I can't wait to show you guys when I'm back like I've crossed my channel and I'll see you in the next video Stay dazzling