read the jokes to me all right i think you'll like these been working pretty hard remember kids a stranger is just a friend you haven't met yet unless he has candy in which case he's probably a pedophile so maybe not that one but i'm on a seafood diet i see food and if it's a fish i eat it better yeah so i hate meta well someone once told me uh that today is not opposite day but that's exactly what they told me last opposite day math i crack myself up i think that's what's important in life a journey of a thousand miles begins with your first step but ends with you collapsing a thousand miles away probably in some desert somewhere it's not that bad