Greening out is the worst thing you can get hit with when smoking and coming from a greening out connoisseur I can tell you there are many different things you'll experience when oding on that Zaza I mean Greening out can range anywhere from a zooted panic attack all the way to seeing yourself in third person and of course if you go way too far gurping may occur but let's start it off on a light note when Greening out you may convince yourself you're about to [ __ ] die now I know that might sound very bad but trust me it's even worse than you would think like this is the type of green out that will have you fall into your knees in a Wendy's bathroom the type of green out that will have you repenting your sins and the type of green out that will have your life flashing before your eyes now after a careful examination I have determined this green out is caused by combining an excessive amount of Mary Jane with negative thoughts this circumstance causes a chemical reaction in the brain scientifically known as getting so zooted you convince your dumbass you're about to die it's a syndrome and I'm just gonna summarize the experience so you never have to experience it so you take too many chops out of the because let's be real it's always the chops then you begin to realize you got way too high everything starts lagging and you're on about 5 FPS so you convince yourself that your your time is up and so you just lie there waiting for your impending doom that never actually happens another thing you may experience after achieving too much Keef is something I like to call a factory reset now I don't know the science behind this one but for whatever reason after smoking too much grass that [ __ ] just starts hacking your brain and it hits you with that factory reset I mean all your past experiences lessons and most Cherished Memories straight deleted you forget your name your address the ability to stand up now this is usually the point you'll get hit with that kush coma and if you aren't familiar with the term Kush coma it's a it's when the Kush puts you in a coma now for me at least the one time I was put in a Kush coma I didn't have a normal dream no I was put into a dream so realistic where I was just some middle-aged dude working on nine to five with a wife and kids but this dream did not last a normal dream length if that ass felt like I lived this middle-aged motherfucker's life for a month and when I woke up I didn't know what was real now I need to say this third experience will undoubtedly kill a sizable amount of brain cells so with that being said when you whiz way too much Khalifa that [ __ ] is an out of Body Experience like you'll be chilling walking around then all of a sudden that [ __ ] hits and you're seeing yourself in third person yo what the [ __ ] now I've tried to do a scientific analysis on this [ __ ] but to be quite Frank that [ __ ] literally makes no sense like who the [ __ ] put the camera up there for you to be able to see yourself in third person okay but anyway it doesn't stop there this change in your POV leads to an existential crisis and through this existential crisis you find the answer to life however when you go to communicate your new groundbreaking findings to the homies it just sounds like this Bob oh [ __ ] he's alive Bob the the Stars the trees us our family we are life uh a billy I think change is Greening and let me tell you Greening out and lying face down on the floor go hand in hand like you've never truly experienced Greening out if you weren't looking like Neymar in the World Cup on some hardwood floor speaking of lying on the floor this next level of Greening out will have you becoming one with the floor and I like to call it the hyperbolic Time Chamber now if you go Super Saiyan on that gas it will hit you harder than Chris Breezy sending your high ass into the hyperbolic time changes one hour in the hyperbolic Time Chamber is equivalent to one minute in the outside world this [ __ ] will have you feeling like you've been laying on the ground for seven days straight and your thoughts just get stuck in this endless loop like damn I need some cereal right now wait wait I've been lying on this floor for forever bruh I'm gonna [ __ ] die in this infinite Loop wait wait Loop Loop like like Cheerios damn I need some cereal right now it's essentially like a fever dream in real life but even longer okay but for this last level of Greening out I need to say please do not get this zoded because if you do you will probably notice a sizable drop in your IQ and you may even get brain time brain that [ __ ] so with that being said if you do more chops than Bruce Lee you will experience a pain I would not wish on my worst enemy a pain worse than stubbing your toe worse than hitting your funny bone and even worse than finding out your girl has your homies Wi-Fi password and this is the pain I call oding on the devil's lettuce now oding on the devil's lettuce is pretty much all of the above combined into one horrible agonizing pain not only do you think you're gonna die but you forget your her name eat sit on hardwood floor C in third person and on top of all of that time is in slow motion and with all this going on you're pretty much on one HP and your body is fighting to survive and this is the point where you start throwing up and you are stuck in this infinite loop of death for what seems like an eternity so don't know it's bad [Music]