it sure was nice of that Colonel Carper guy to let us borrow his entire wall of sound equipment wasn't it Mr Krabs well here we are our next gig we're performing at a supermarket driver turn this buz around the tour is cancelled head straight back to the Crusty Crab sorry Squidward but that is physically impossible what because it's not there anymore the Crusty crab's not there anymore where to go I pwned it to raise the cash for the concert tour you did what yeah hard to believe I know me heart aches when I think of me old girl cold and lonely just sitting in the front window of that dirty Pond shop at the mercy of any random Joe who just happens by hoping hamburger stands I got to go home and get my wallet it's not even my restaurant and somehow I regret that decision hey now quit you're worrying back there with the success we're about to have we'll be able to buy 10 crusty crabs a one and a two and a one two 3 4 [Music] a [Music] thank you thank you very much oh come on nothing what a happy celebration I most certainly agree why thank you Mr Supermarket manager here you go what's this a paycheck nope it's a bill what I thought I told that kid not to put the organic sea cucumber on top of the free range of neones at least my flowers survive the [Music] trip SpongeBob would you please find your own flowers to sniff what about Patrick does he have to find his own flowers [Music] too what are you talking about nitwit he doesn't even have a nose of course I have a nose Squidward why it's his as plain as the nose on my [Music] face you're right Squidward my floors think fast squidy I got your nose you do yeah I got it right here give it give it here if you want it you got to go get it [Music] okay Mr Squidward take it from the [Music] top duck gun now you don't have any sound equipment unlike me who has this entire wall of speakers you see right behind me now your whole tour is ruined seriously I can't I can't take it it's too much too bad we couldn't take the elevator but it is for guests only and you are an employee your room too and I'd like to order room service I'd like a crabby patty with cheese toenail clippings and nose hairs you've got to be kidding me and I want it here in 5 seconds yes sir here you are sir well you got your stinky sandwich now eat it oh I'm not going to eat this you are what you're out of your mind if you think I'm going to eat that that's not really a crabby patty with cheese toenails and nose hair now I get you boy all right Squidward SpongeBob sorry Mr Krabs we were all out of cheese hooray what is it Squidward send up a dozen cookies just like mother used to make here's your homemade cookies these don't taste anything like Mom used to make well how did your mother make them how should I know ask my mother [Music] hello SpongeBob no good Mr Krabs allow me boys great now that me laundry's in the trunk there's room for you to sit up front let's go bake some cookies boys hooray well I'm impressed these are just like mother used to make I just wish Mom was a better cook so you're all taking care just one teasy tiny problem this room is hideous redesign it Neptune the 14th will be nice what we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous [Music] [Applause] request perfect this room is exactly the same as when we started nothing like getting back to the basics let's get out of here SpongeBob oh before you leave I want to go swimming the pools out back are you crazy C I'm not going outside to swim come on in the water's fine anything else stupid and unreasonable that you want nope that's it you don't need me to chew your food for you or make your back scratcher out of my own spine or maybe extinguish the Sun so the light don't get in your eyes no I'm good me too wow an indoor pool oh this place is Fant [Music] [Music] K now listen up son I've called you here on official crusty crab business every year me fellow cheap skate crabs meet to discuss new ways of being stingy in the workplace but more than that they bestow the award for cheapest crab and this year I've been nominated CRA going get nominated award award so I'll be out of town for the award ceremony and you're coming with me on this trip I'm going to teach you all me cheap skate knowledge like you were the son I never wanted oo can I call you Daddy no p pop Papa my old man daddy kin maybe gry Jo no now this will be a great learning experience for you so keep your brain peeled can do Mr Crabs and in the tradition of the event we are required to travel cheaply and I'm going to teach you the cheapest way to do it your feet however are nice and clean think about it they've been protected by your shoes and socks all day oh [Music] [Applause] it's all clear to me now one crabby meal served with extra sanitary foot service you're hot steamy juicy crabby patty and a large drink enjoy hey is my food here yet here you can have mine delivery there's the supplies you ordered fine here hey my pen oh sorry it's here it's here it's here it's here here SpongeBob what is all this junk now that I'm in charge I've decided to redecorate the Crusty Crab I'm going to make it all pretty yeah have fun with that oh Squidward I mean in charge so you'll be having all the fun doing what painting the walls buffing the tables sewing pretty curtains washing the windows varnishing the stools hanging the ferns waxing the toilets oh you lucky dog hey SpongeBob do you want to hear another crusty crab secret huh another crusty crab secret yep do you want to know how Mr Crabs gets all these customers yes low expectation what's that he keeps the place a dump so the food seems even better by comparison so if you want to impress Mr Krabs you make it more filthy more filthy throw trash on the floors break furniture and never clean anything sounds like the Chum Bucket ah but you'll be doing it on purpose [Music] oh how's this Squidward looking good you mean looking bad enjoy our fine Decor next time I'm picking the [Music] restaurant one crusty crab covered in m and SL you missed a [Music] spot got it [Music] gum under all tables how's that for low expectations lower initiating stage two collateral damage how was that perfect this place is disgusting yeah let's get out of here just as soon as I finish this delicious crabby patty all the customers are leaving what did we talk about don't touch the material if you want the customers to stay you need to provide some entertainment oh cand do squ we C do come on let's go you don't want to miss this what's he doing he's [Music] dancing okay people just back away slowly there's nothing like polished pincers to make you feel like a man let's see how SpongeBob's doing his acting [Music] manager what the SpongeBob dancing like a goofball and a hey and a hoe and a hey and a hoe and hey ho ho he ho ho me customers cowering in fear the Crusty Crab a filthy mess order number 20 ready for pickup and some stranger cooking Krabby Patties Squidward sleeping on the job okay that's actually normal SpongeBob what have you done to me crusty crab I was just following Squidward's advice Mr Krabs he told me all your Secrets all me [Music] secrets so is there anything else I can do for you acting manager [Music] SpongeBob qu here [Music] Mr Crab I'm on your [Music] back just wait till you see what I've done to your [Music] restaurant nothing isn't it great everything's just how you left it whenever we have a problem around here I asked myself what would Mr Krabs do [Music] I even hired a new fry cook since I'm too busy being the boss now just like you would have done don't worry I taught him everything I know [Music] what is [Music] up you'll have a better view of my managerial Magic from over here I'm out of napkins oh here we go watch me work you're napkin sir thank you hey this table is too wobbly I'll let the boss take care of that huh oh nice MH what do you want wward what would Mr Crab say it's the Crusty Crab Mr Squidward we're always polite to our F customers welcome to the Crusty Crab may I please take your order remember Squidward surface with a smile here try one of Mr kbs's vintage training devices [Music] may I please take your order oh I'll take a crabby patty hold the freaky smile I think that went pretty well don't you SpongeBob you aggravating obnoxious L little hold that constructive criticism Squidward I'll be right back pck what are you doing I'm cleaning the deli slicer I used the tongs like you [Music] said the tongs are for holding Rags not bricks let me finish this pal you get back on the grill y do what [Music] hey um Patrick could you uh bump the grill temperature up about half a degree fine and you should be flipping the patties with a clockwise wrist motion because the customers can always take the difference whatever you say Boss No Patrick we want all for this it goes bun Patty cheese pickles lettuce tomatoes bun not bun Patty cheese lettuce pickles tomatoes bun that's it this was supposed to be fun but now it's it's the other thing I quit who these two the Patrick you're my best friend Pye [Music] wow aren't you a real slice off the O Block can you work the grill you're [Music] [Applause] [Music] hired Mr Squidward it's not time for your break I'm taking a part my that break from you I [Applause] [Music] uhoh I need more employees I did just a second [Music] everybody how can I help you oh is it trash day I thought it was Tuesday what no hey everybody it's trash day trash day hey hold on stop I'm not the garbage man [Music] help I'll help you Squidward why are you in a trash bag I wanted to study the complete life cycle of a Krabby Patty all alone poor guy I can get rid of your trash Squidward no thank you I'll do it myself please let me help no please no pretty please no way pretty please with candy sprinkles on top listen closely I don't need your help I would rather be beaten to a pop that's him Mommy that's the man who stole my wagon beat him to a pop hi lady [Applause] can I help you now all right fine you can help me thank you sward well you're going to help me first close your eyes guys what come on fine now what no peeking oh okay you can open your eyes now oh this is so stupid it's gone where did you put the trash I put it in know what don't care the trash is gone thanks SpongeBob I hate you a little less now with that's a beautiful thing to [Music] say well I don't know how you did it but thanks for getting rid of all that trash they'll have that statue of me building no time what a beautiful morning time to check the mail and see who loves you Squidward I wonder if I can return to Senter [Music] good morning Squidward well I'm going back to bed now [Music] forever aren't you going to open your mail give me that it looks like you already did I won something but I didn't enter any contest it's an all expenses paid trip to the beautiful Bora Bora bottom we entered it for you and only 6,000 times too wow me a winner at a tropical resort let's see the winning family will board at Bikini Bottom airport and wait a minute winning family oh did we forget to mention oh no I cannot believe I let you Bottom Feeders talk me into this oh it's the least we could do for a friend like you I mean for a dad like you Daddy will you Mor I mean children pleas next attention passengers meet underwater airs big contest winner squid tentacles and his adorable [Music] Family come on dad let's get a picture of you and the kids for our inlight [Music] magazine okay everybody say I love my family I'd rather not say it I my family [Music] H I think you're in my seat pop and Isle take the aisle daddy in the midle oh no I am not suffering a whole flight between you two Barnacle brains at least give me the aisle excuse me sir are you in your ass s um okay everybody please fasten your seat belts by adjusting this easy to pull strap make sure it's nice and tight and keep your seat in the upright position or else okay [Music] hey Patrick want to switch so I can look out the window okay but [Music] hurry uh attention all passengers this is uh your captain speaking please keep your uh seat belts fastened as we uh gain else [Music] to enjoy your flight you may now roam about the uh cabin hear that Squidward you can take your seat Bel off now wait I'm [Music] TIY oh boy a feedbag [Music] Squidward order up spb don't you know how to keep quiet I don't know but I'm a few bars and maybe I can fake [Music] it sorry for getting angry with you SpongeBob I'm just very concerned about your health that's all well that's okay squ you know just the other day I B my house yeah it's probably nothing forget I brought it up what about my health Squidward what do you know what's my body been saying behind my back well if you really want to know it's the gap between your teeth my Gap I have a gap what's wrong with my Gap Gap a gap that big between your teeth can be extremely dangerous you can get something caught in it it have struck your Airway and now you can't breathe I can't breathe I can't breathe call a doctor no need to call a doctor spbm I will be your dentist you will guess I got to use good oldfashioned tentacle [Music] [Applause] [Music] grease oh better that should seal up that draffy Gap and kill the whistling well thank you Dr Squidward say without a gap my voice sounds almost cool testing testing one two three you know with this voice I don't need whistling oh I have got to sing [Music] [Music] oh where is that Heavenly voice coming from I [Music] must oh Blowfish does he have to ruin everything for me what a dreamy voice wow it really [Music] swings hey everybody look SpongeBob is cool now hm maybe I can use SpongeBob to get in with all those cool people at the Jazz Club yeah hey SpongeBob um how would you like to accompany me to my favorite jazz club tonight oh boy would I that sounds so cool [Music] oh man that beat is so pure it hurts my people hey hipsters it's groovy cats I can dig it turn away from me huh we'll just see it's past 8 where is SpongeBob hey cool crowd what shaking yeah hey hipsters it's groovy cats oh I can dig it oh welcome man you're the coolest customer we've ever had oh crazy Daddy Cay a a z can I see you at the coolest table no thank you I'm here to meet up with a real cool cat oh there he is hey squido you're with him yes he's with me and he is my best friend you heard the man folks he's my best friend can you date [Music] huh I guess he's cool so if you hear that horrible sound of a SpongeBob just run run for your life calm down my AC is just acting up again you think you all have it bad wait until you hear my tale of sponging Terror in real time 3 2 1 he had [Music] arrived but there was no one there perhaps it was nothing or was SpongeBob already in the house can I borrow a cup of salt water here of course the saltwater was just a ruse to come inside Uninvited are you having a party naturally SpongeBob lost no time annoying everyone in the room hi Mrs Puff I can't wait until my next [Music] lesson mailman I got to tell you every fre package from you as a special delivery let's catch up soon huh looking fit bubble bass been pumping the iron [Music] H and Plankton has anyone ever told you that you had the loveliest eye of course if SpongeBob was around his pointy pink pal couldn't be far [Music] behind you're out of punch don't worry Squidward I'll mix up a batch of my special pineapple punch it's homemade made out of the walls of my home no SpongeBob story would be complete without him destroying something I've got pineapple pond [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] oops the [Music] end where are we going to finish our club meeting now I know a place you could have your [Music] meeting SpongeBob huh yes said SpongeBob reporting for sleepy e you're stinking like a swaby short pants after a clam dick you sure you didn't forget something boy forget oh right right Mr Krabs oh could I be so forgetful That's My Boy what the Barnacles employees must wash their hands before cooking oh that's nice that ain't this sink kiddo I know I know I just need a quiet place to nap me mustard you didn't he my words did you you couldn't be bothered to get some shuty could you I'm sorry Mr Krabs I tried I really really tried but my insomnia got the best of [Music] me now he's crying away me mustard that's enough Bo the trit you're cing the perfect amount hold it Bo you're a natural board mustard dispenser is that a good thing no oh no no boy it's it's [Music] terrible just terrible best day at work ever SpongeBob B why aren't those patties ready you can't rush Perfections I'm not rushing Perfection I'm rushing you always the kider Squidward oh this job stinks but at least I'm not digging ditches Squidward SpongeBob I got a new job for you xmerch the spot of the Eugene Krabs Memorial Wishing Well a wishing well here wow don't you have to be deaded to have a memorial anything oh Squidward don't you believe in Magic yeah Squidward don't you believe in magic no I don't and neither does Mr crab well I do this Well's going to make a lot of Dreams Come True what's the first thing you're going to wish for to be as far away from you as possible come on SpongeBob this hole's not going to dig itself and I'm certainly not going to do it Squidward aren't you excited this is really going to help people take a penny and some magic even though your life is tragic you can throw all your dreams down the well although every day the pain grows you ride unicorns on rainbows if you throw all your dreams down the well when your lives come apart at the seams and you've given up all your dreams here is just the means to make those dreams come true no more suffering no more sing No More Pain and no more crying when all your dreams down the well well Squidward what do you think that was the worst song I ever heard but at least the stupid Well's finished it's beautiful you smell that boys that's the smell of money you mean magic don't you all I can smell is that dumpster all right Squidward you can go back to the register as long as there's no sing and I've got a date with a kabi B hold on there SpongeBob let me show you your new station it's kind of a promotion sort of a promotion why do I have to go down in the well to collect the money how long do I have to stay down here see you in 8 hours thanks for the promotion it sure is dark and scary in [Music] here I sure wish I had a fancy telescope one that works underwater that make me happier than a June bug and a porch light our very first wish I can't wait till it comes I have presented you with a monetary offering as custom dictates My Wish n my command is to be taller just a little just big enough to crush my enemies like the Vermin they are gosh I wish I had a snazzy new boat I want to be a hot rod mama hey oh my gosh who said that Patrick how do you know my name Patrick this is a wishing well just throw in a coin and make a wish okay magical talking trash can I wish SpongeBob were here to see [Music] this hi spongebob I got my wish Patrick you're supposed to let go of the coin when you throw it but I got my wish well we got 6 and 1/2 hours till the end of my shift what do you want to do now take T it TIG it t it TIG it t it TIG it t it SpongeBob what kind of haul did you get I did great Mr Krabs I got a nickel from Sandy two pennies from Mrs Puff a penny from Plankton and the slightly used pair of dentures and I fell on my head well I could probably get a couple of bucks for Patrick nah you better just stand up the money this Wishing Well was a wonderful idea Mr Krabs has anyone's wish come true yet not yet but I'm sure if you believe strong enough and dug deep enough everyone's wishes will come true really yeah sure whatever can we come out now goodness no you got to stay down there just in case any late night wishes come by I'll be back for you da no no one's wishes are coming true what do we do wrong I know I believed hard enough maybe I just didn't dig deep enough what do you say Patrick are you ready to dig for some magic yeah oh the magic has gone missing and everyone's still wishing but their dreams have fallen flat upon the ground you'll find magic under Rubble so Patrick grab a shovel and here is where the magic can be found we're at the bottom of a well but man won't it be well when we make everyone's wishes all come true holy macro look Patrick we've struck magic is that good next to being a fry cook it's the most important thing I've ever done it's the only I've ever done having fun down there SpongeBob hi Squidward Patrick's down there too it just gets better and better do you want to make a wish I got my wish you two are stuck in a dark hole and away from me guess what Squidward we found the magic there's no magic Spongebob wishing whales are just a scam to fool saps like you no it's true we did find the magic oh I wish you could see it Squidward you decided to join the party party let me out of here we were just going to play some party games T your it t it t your it I got to get out of here closing time the saddest time of the day huh it's a crabby patty it's cold and hard this could have rolled under there years ago there there little one your journey is almost [Applause] over what happened someone tried to throw away a Patty pinch omatic has saved you 5.2 but Mr Krabs I found that under the grill and tomorrow A customer will find it under his bun but it's old and cold and so very full of mold you're not to make another Patty until that one is sold [Music] [Applause] understand yeah Go SpongeBob Patrick did you follow me here brother Squidward for thousands of years no Outsiders have witnessed this sacred initiation you have desecrated the sanctity of this lunch but but I I I I [Music] I can't believe it they kicked me out of the seop Pod Lodge do we get to join the lodge were you dropped on your head when you were a baby how did you know psychic powers Hey where's Patrick maybe he got to join the lodge or maybe not they didn't let you join the no I found the institution had nothing left to offer me I was stagnating Hey where's Squidward hold [Music] on found [Music] Squidward the last thing in my life I really enjoyed and SpongeBob ruined it too h at least you still have the Hat yeah I do no [Music] I well you still have your robes you still have your [Applause] underwear you can look now don't you worry Squidward I'm sure if Patrick and I just explain what happened they're sure to let you back in what is it no it's you two we just came to explain that Squidward had no idea that we followed him to the lodge so it's not his fault yeah not his fault then whose fault was it is it my fault no it wasn't your fault Patrick thanks SpongeBob and it wasn't your fault either well if it wasn't your fault and it wasn't Squidward's fault whose fault was it uh maybe it's your fault Squidward is never allowed in this Lodge again SpongeBob are they letting me back in the lodge no you can't set foot in the lodge ever now that you two have ruined the last good thing in my life I think I'll go home and slam my head in the door repeatedly SP wait I'm sorry we got you kicked out of your Lodge is there anything I can do to make it up to you no why didn't you just make up your own dumb Club instead of ruining mine stward we'll make our own club and it'll be so much better than that dumb old seph Lodge and you can be our leader how great does that sound oh mighty one want to join our club Patrick Squidward what are we screaming about monsters well they're not monsters Squidward they're my friends what up SpongeBob [Music] yes I'm sure that Mr Squidward is out of the picture for good he will be missed so come on over and tell o cribs how much money me paintings are [Laughter] worth sidw delivery tickles St follow me Mr Squidward I've got a special delivery just for a great artist like yourself well that's more like it finally some respect into the RO wait why do I need a rocket where is this delivery too mars oh Mars well Mars bye Squidward delivery from the Crusty Crab [Music] all this rest so garish ah this dump needs a true artist touch so now that Squidward definitely 100% is gone for good what a shame what do you think of these hair painting well of course they're awful but if the so-called artist is really out of the picture then perhaps they're worth something really it's so complicated these are tears of joy but there're also tears of sadness for my good friend sward wherever he is oh there he is Mr Crabs St here and keep an eye on me Investments [Music] well that was disgusting so who wants to talk about my use of color and brush [Music] stra I have done everything I could to get you away from here safely no you're missing with me money WR hey how about a little support here run Mr Krabs run a little slower than squ Way 3 hours [Music] later it's your best friend SpongeBob get off of me I'll Never Get Off of You Squidward not until you're safe I'll never be safe not until my paintings are gone no Squidward you can't deprive the world of your paintings true but it's better than depriving the world of me [Music] come on Squidward destroy those paintings before Mr Krabs gets back I I can't do it they're just too magnificent hey hey hey get away from me paintings oh I'm sorry paintings but it's you or me yes yes now this is true art what really so visceral so dangerous yes feel my heartart leave me fings alone you monster no that was the most exhilarating performance art I have ever seen really so it must be worth millions hey head me away [Music] Mr Crabs Squidward I don't think you should be doing that oh don't be so prental SpongeBob yeah stop trying to censor our money I mean our right [Music] [Music] [Music] Bravo so how much you going to give me for all this the kitty bottom Public Access presents Squidward chat with your host Squidward Tentacles greetings I'm Squidward Tentacles your host of Squidward chat today on Squidward chat we'll be discussing something near and dear to my heart under appreciated artists like myself Squidward on [Music] TV squid [Music] squ Squidward you're on TV no really Squidward come look I know I'm on TV see the camera you're on TV too TV as I was saying today on Squidward chat we'll be discussing oh so I ran to tell Squidward that he was on TV and he told me that I was on TV and now you're on TV I'm on TV [Music] this isn't happening I'm not on TV SpongeBob I went home and turned on my TV but I wasn't on the TV why did you lie to me SpongeBob why Patrick just how dumb are you it varies if you want to be on TV you have to be in front of the camera oh I get it hi TV people in my mouth it's on TV this is disgusting SpongeBob you got to try [Music] this pck SpongeBob get off my camera [Music] would you get out of here doubt it if you like the camera so much why don't you be the cameraman cameraman that means you take all the pretty pictures all right let me do something too please fine you can be that soundman soundman imples today we're going to be talking about why isn't the camera on me no I'm the one talking I'm right here am today on Squidward chat we'll be discussing the underappreciated Arts Patrick I'm down here as I was saying today will be [Music] today Upsy Daisy Noy wesy Upsy Daisy don't [Music] Wy now then I was going to tell you about my [Music] fabulous SP it's [Music] heavy thanks but it is is oh hello Mr Krabs place your order with Gary please and drop your money anywhere I'm running out of places to put it I don't even have time to count [Music] it here try [Music] one it's delicious sorry I ran out of napkins you'll have to use a $100 bill you deserve your own place Mr Krabs don't go I need you a what do you need me for you got everything Magic Touch for cooking lots of customers money I could use a boss someone to take all the credit and all the money well I suppose I could do some bossing oh it's 99% for me and 1% for you oh that's more than generous [Music] we're taking the bus on the way home huh h [Music] [Applause] [Music] ready to turn hello no [Music] Fatu well looks like nobody's home of course hello we're just here to drop off your m a what's happening a it's just no forat [Music] to the master bats you welcome and he thanks you for dropping off his mail oh [Laughter] [Music] [Music] knck it out I am sorry Master it won't happen [Laughter] again we'll let ourselves out oh I don't want to leave boo oh you can't leave due to inclement weather we can't leave yet yay nope the master has invited you to stay for the night but first he would like to have you both for [Music] dinner well uh under the circumstances I wouldn't mind some fine Transylvanian Cuisine for a change change I can make change change get away from [Music] me wow what a sprad I don't know what to try first oh I can help you decide we have roasted werewolf teeth pickled demon beards stried mummy fingers and brains tartar don't mind if I do or maybe you would like something sinfully succulent O A Carpathian cheese ball whoopsie that's my dinner come to Daddy oh you got to try these mummy fingers Squidward so delicious no spat you simply must give me the recipe well maybe if I put some ketchup on it Ketchup good thing I came prepared CL catching up [Music] no foru cetch up [Music] [Music] hey what you doing I'm busy how busy would you say you are on a scale of of 8 to 9 14 Squidward I'm no mathmatologist but that seems like a lot it is okay quick survey are you busy busy or just busy what's busy busy no no no don't tell me don't tell me don't tell me anything don't even tell me what you're doing here I found to jump rope I said not to tell me you ruining my perfect afternoon I'm spending some Qui holiday time with someone who is very important to me oh who's the ly perfectly Brown toast points sparkling kelp juice here's to me that simpering buffoon you have a great vocabulary I know indubitably go away okay right I thought you were some other idiot no I guess I'm just this [Music] idiot why it's beautiful you are cordially invited to the fanciest andest artistic event of the season the opening of Galleria diptheria oh I've heard of that bikini Bottom's most exclusive Fine Art showcase this invitation guarantees the admittance of Squidward Tentacles Squidward Tentacles plone it's a plus one what are you still doing here it's not plone it says plus one plus one oh yeah of course plus one sure what's a plus one well when you get an invitation to a party sometimes they put plus one on it to tell you it's okay to bring along a friend do you have to do it well no you could go alone it's just that everyone would laugh at you cuz they'd think you were a friendless loser what do you want me to call your supervisor and tell him you're just standing [Music] around you need to find a friend to take as your plus one somebody like me I like openings no not like you come on jump rope I guess it's just you and [Music] me see here friends friends [Music] friends huh yeah yeah I wonder if I still have my receipt for this thing no big deal anybody can make a friend by tonight let's see there must be someone who's a real part of your life Squidward who do you see every single day who do you know like the back of your suction cops but of course it's so simple SpongeBob I have something to ask you of course I'll go to the opening with you that wasn't the question which way did the mailman go oh he said he had a package for the Widow Duncan I think [Music] [Music] he those two are working for plankton [Music] me oh daughter oh not hold me chcken please everyone really is how to get you aren't theyy little formula Mr Krabs you have got to come with me to the Chum Bucket for Plankton has kidnapped Squidward oh so that's Plankton's Evo plan he wants be formula as Ransom what do we do what what's that oh that's just brilliant hold on a minute I'll go get the ransom oh you want a crabby patty do you give you a crabby Daddy [Music] [Laughter] [Music] let's go rescue [Music] Squidward surprise crabs none at all Sheldon I knew you were up to something oh yeah how about now [Music] surprise Oh Come Krabs it's the anniversary of the first time I tried to steal your crabby patty formula so we threw you a surprise party you mean you weren't working for Plankton of course not Mr Krabs oh I shouldn't have suspected you SpongeBob won't need these anymore oh boy crappy PESA here over here no don't need the [Music] [Music] panties TI SA [Music] yay Mr Crab okay okay Mr Krab we'll help you get your dollar back you will great wait right here here's where clam fishing gets serious okay you boys men the fishing poles and I'll keep me eyes peeled for Old Blue lip hi captain and remember we don't leave until we catch that clam and rescue me [Music] Dollar that's it I'm finished we've been here for 3 days and haven't gotten a nibble this is hopeless yeah and I've got to get home to feed Gary we're going to die out here just because a clam ate Mr Krab's stupid dollar well if he wants his dollar back I say we give it to him know what I mean huh huhuh oh I get you Mr Mr what we got Could It Be Me millions [Music] [Music] [Laughter] dollar wait a minute this isn't me millionth dollar this is an ordinary dollar that's been crumbled up to TN slightly soaked in a lagoon and kissed with coral blue number two semigloss lipstick actually it's coral blue number two I trusted you and you gave me this I can't believe the own crew would betray me like this no no we will not be swayed by Tears anymore I see then I guess I have no choice but to offer a reward B you're kidding Woo is it another fishing trip no it's this [Music] sandwich a sandwich you expect me to break my back over a sandwich not a sandwich B sandwich whatever we've got plenty more [Music] to now I think we understand it each other nobody eats until I get my millionth dollar back ah SpongBob can I have a word with you have you noticed that Mr Krabs has gone completely inside what do you mean just look at him Squidward he's lost something near and dear to him haven't you look again you're right how do we get out of here if we're real quiet we can sneak over to the life boat [Music] okay so you thought you'd skip out on Old crabs did you even after you promised to help me I know what you're thinking it's just a demo dollar let's just leave the old man he won't notice well it's not going down like that there's only one use for a backstabbing crew like you li bait you're crazy if that clam didn't come before what makes you think he'll come now oh here'll [Music] come Mr grabs listen I work with SpongeBob all day long so I know what I'm talking about when I say you are completely out of your mind I [Music] get us out of here come on fre spe keep threshing he likes [Music] it come on boy Closer Closer almost there that's it yeah aha W look boys I finally got it I finally got me millions [Applause] [Music] dollar end of another 18-hour shift of misery who there and what do you two ladies have planned for this weekend I'm poish legary [Music] [Applause] shell well I'm going to a post post premodern unconstructive dance performance next fion hey instead of that malery what would you say to a leisurely weekend sailing trip on a brand new yach huh there sun in your [Music] face wind in your head wrinkles well I wouldn't mind a nice relaxing ocean cruise great I'll see you at the dark bright and early tomorrow morning the next morning [Music] Mr Krabs I'm all dressed up and ready to snorkel wait a second Mr Krabs where's your ship something smells fishy don't get your mission m in a Twist I got your ship right here some assembly required we have to build the ship yay we get to build the ship pre-made vessels are for land lovers real Sailors build their own ships now get to work you two and as an Old Navy man I'll be responsible for the most difficult part and that would be [Music] supervising Old Navy man more like old lazy man h all right let's get this over with now where are the instructions I'll find them got him step one give me that now what are we supposed to do don't worry Squidward I know exactly how to handle this situation oh really we just need to follow our [Music] hearts sward I get the first piece SpongeBob you clam head you don't put up the Mast first what's that squid I sad spb you Clan head [Music] you have to start with the frame all right now bend it into a boat [Music] shape tickle tickle tickle SpongeBob wood planks are not tickle many frame building attempts later we did it Squidward put her there [Music] [Music] hoay what in the name of all that salty are you doing you're wasting expensive Lum we're trying to build the ship's frame Mr Crab building the frame they give you one all ready to go take a gander [Music] boyo I'm ship shaped Mr Krabs now get back to work the Tide's going out [Applause] excuse me who may I ask cook this Patty squ did somebody call my name is there a problem with your sandwich sir yes I feel like I could die and go to heaven oh please sir don't stop you really can stop sir everyone seems to really like the crabby patty some people started calling it the SpongeBob Patty what that's ridiculous it's always been the Krabby Patty one SpongeBob Patty please maybe you should change the name of this place from the Crusty Crab to SpongeBob's Place hey that's a great idea SpongeBob's Place SpongeBob's Place SpongeBob SpongeBob oh no no no no no crusty crab crusty crab crusty crab crusty crab come on guys crusty crab crusty crab without SpongeBob you'd be nothing well that's not true I'm the one who created the SpongeBob p i mean the Krabby Patty let's all go to SpongeBob's Place SpongeBob's Place SpongeBob's [Applause] all right Mr Krabs if you think the Crusty Crab is haunted and needs ghostbusting I'll stay away for a while H did don't you believe in ghosts I'll admit it you're jealous of SpongeBob of course not but I'll be cooking the Krabby Patties from now on crabby patties named after me Mr Krabby [Music] hey I'm expecting a 50 Cent rebate check give me give me give me give me sorry no check but I've got this oh a correspondence in a bottle eh aoy Eugene I'm so proud you followed your old Grandpa's peg leg and became a pirate that I'd be Sailing by for a ships inspection that vessel better be well oiled or you'll be dancing the short plank jig happy looen Grand a red beard Grandpa here com Pap I didn't know your grandpa was a pirate Mr Krabs hi I come from a whole family of pirates Gramps used to say the crabs Clan has been pirates for as long as we've had Claws and he wanted me to be a pirate [Music] too one day you'll be a plundering pirate just like your old Grandad here so I bought me a ship hired a crew and for years I drifted the high sea as a pirate and booty did abound I started to notice a recurring [Music] theme I just wasn't turning in a profit so I fired me crew and sold me ship it was also the last time I saw me Granddad if it ain't me pired grandson well actually Grandpa I just sold you know how proud it makes me to see me only grandson continuing in the family business yeah Grandpa and I'll be keeping me eye on your career to see how you progress just remember the Only Rule in the Pirates code of honor is never tell a [Music] lie for all he knows the Crusty Crab is a pirate ship if he were to find out the truth it' break his salty barnacle and crusted heart why don't we just make the Crusty Crab look like a pirate ship hm not a bad idea boy but we're going to need a First Rate crew we've got Squidward and I could get Patrick to join up yeah all right me Hardies get this one thing clear if Grandpa Redbeard is ever going to believe I'm a pirate ye land lovers is going to have to pass for a pirate crew which means I want you to look like a pirate hey I want you to talk like a pirate sthy I mean shiver me timbers but most importantly I want you to smell like a pirate very convincing Patrick and as me crew you'll be making the Crusty Crab into an imitation pirate ship now let's get this restaurant ready to sail [Music] way to go fellas hey he's [Music] coming me boy boy ah it's good to see you in your ship after so many moons just beginning to think you was lying to your own Granddad oh I so have you met me Hardies yeah this a pirate crew they more reasonable jellyfishers than sthy brine skimmers um I just yanking your chain boy you look like a fine pirate crew now let's see what this rusty old pelicin can do let's [Music] sail not a bad bit of wind scattering if I do say so myself now to put the finishing touches on her h h yep uhhuh um excuse me everyone not to micromanage or anything but do any of you actually know how to build a pineapple well of course we do silly firstly every pineapple needs a solid foundation to keep it firmly in place not exactly Miss cheeks a pineapple needs to be mobile with a strong hle attached in case you ever need to skip down unexpectedly wrong a pineapple needs a sweet but dangy flavor those are all great ideas but but arguing about it ain't going to get this pineapple fixed good point okay fellas from now on WE incorporate everyone's ideas yeah uh that's not exactly what I had in mind to first thing we got to do is clear out all this old [Music] junk Sandy my furniture is perfectly fine hands up careful boy I thought I'd install a grill in your TV room for those nights when you have to bring work home with you yeah but I like to watch TV in my TV room well this ain't the TV room anymore this is your indoor garden but the sofa goes there oh I know but isn't this better Gary do you ever feel like you're not being listened to Sandy we need to talk about these columns nice huh gives the pineapple an intellectual flavor yeah but I kind of like my pineapple the way it was I don't need all these fancy sorry buddy I I can't understand you you got something in your mouth oh kiddo look out I'm just applying some nice stco exterior here I guess what I'm trying to say is there's nothing wrong with a pineapple that looks like a pineapple oh no Gary I still haven't fed you let's take care of that right now little bud it's just not a home without a rock to sleep under so what do you think SpongeBob it's uh yeah it's um fantastic it's the I'm hungry you all worked very hard and since you're such a satisfied customer I only charged you double good job fellas good work lad I'm [Music] starving what's that Perfection I don't think [Music] so you use too much mustard but Mr Crab you obviously didn't use your hydraulic mustard [Music] gauge you think mustard grows from seed oh at this rate I'd be broken 411 years really your skills are Rusty you're not your usual sharp self did you have breakfast this morning yes I had a cup of seelp and a Neptune muffin well what about sleep young man did you get enough sleep I did go to bed 2 minutes later than usual that's it you're an insomniac an insomniac why you're you're a person that can't sleep if you can't get enough sleep your mind starts to go oh here come on boy now cook I knew it you lifted the Patty from one side instead of straight up what are you trying to do sabotage me now you go home and get some rest oh but sir I can't miss work at the Crusty Crab Miss work if you keep making mistakes like that boyo there will be no crusty crab no crusty crab that's right now get yes sir come back first H tomorrow after a good night's sleep there's me little money maker are you going to make me lots of money today yes sir oh what a give if only there were two of one one two there's two he looks like you he smells like you he tastes like you is he a hard worker just like you um where is he please please please please please please please please please yes sir you got the job fre [Music] fig fig fig fig figure out figure figure figure figure figure fig [Music] F don't feel bad he didn't use me yesterday either [Music] I am anxious to look good and make a strong first impression as I share my singing skills with a famed Bikini Bottom Men's Chorus but I needn't be too anxious for once they hear this Master's Voice they'll give me the lead solo for [Music] sure wow looks like a forlorn SpongeBob lying sprawled across the dirt obviously depressed oh what a lovely day for me huh Squidward my playmate Patrick is away at a family reunion sad and alone I am desperate for something to do and someone to play [Music] with well I've got no time for the likes of you Squidward where are you going all dressed up none of your business can I come and no you can't are you going to a fancy store no a fancy pte no a hot Fancy Pants State no can I come can I come can I come can I come can I come can I come can I come can I come can I come no no no no no no no no no no no does that answer your questions I'll except for that last one no you cat if you must know I am going to be a featured soloist for an impending concert performance with the famed Bikini Bottom Men's Choir I'm hitting the big time not playtime now if you'll excuse me [Music] wow I may not be as good as you and your buddy Squidward but I too have a song in my heart that I want to [Music] [Applause] share hor War SpongeBob see you in my nose bleed seat [Music] I'm good enough to join the bikini botom Men's Chorus I promise yes perhaps Squidward didn't see me [Music] this Johnny pothole ought to get his [Music] [Applause] attention I think I hit the wrong note back there what the what a lucky break now I have a captive audience [Music] um Squidward could you keep it down please trying to find my starting pitch here if that rank amateur SpongeBob embarrasses me in front of the bikini bottom choir men my life is ruined I'm almost late for choir practice i' better not run into spongeb again I'm do [Music] f f f stop stop [Music] stop I hereby issue you this ticket for reckless rounding and failing to listen to my song your song what are you some kind of that's right I'm a singing traffic cop SpongeBob what's the meaning of this your station looks horrible take some pride in your work boy look at your cousin stany for example spiffing up his workspace with meaningful photos of the [Music] customers um sir yes boy about my cousin's family yes yes the one I hired entirely on your recommendation hurry it up boy oh well actually sir about those things I said what you didn't lie to me just help your cousin get the job did you no well good because there were plenty of other relatives that got passed over for the job hey is true what have I even turned down me own three adorable nephews but Uncle Krabs Mr Krabs you're alive oh welcome back Captain haven't you forgotten something I am not Captain anymore Squidward is uh-uh the monster ate him we need a captain and that's you isn't that right oh why would I want to be Captain to such a sorry bunch of lovers I'm through and that's coming out of your pay Mr Krabs This Job Calls for a dictator like you do something Mr Krabs big me please we're begging please not V it [Music] got us do you know what this is Mr Krabs I don't care it's the first dime you ever earned and I am going to tear it up if you don't go back to being the meanie we need I said I don't care okay here [Music] goes my leg you lose well then I'm going to do the worst thing I can do to your old dime oh yeah what's that spend [Music] it oh no you don't all right everybody what am I come on it starts with a tea uh tree uh Teddy beer a tuba you're a tyrant I can't hear you a tyrant correct all right I'll save you but you got to promise to spend most of your all of your money right here got it hold me D Bo never [Music] again no no no no no no not the patties I'll save you we're trying to wreck it out here [Music] [Applause] [Music] Mr Krabs are you all right what happened I don't know me eyes were burning all I saw was a little eyeball in a pair of Anna and pl he's still in there alone with be secret formula he could be doing anything with it could be reading it give me your hand boy oh I need to borrow this okay I'm going in Good Luck Mr Krabs [Music] you little I hope you like percussion Eugene because these drumsticks really go Bongo hey what the old safe in the safe routine here's another routine you're the meat me knuckle sandwich I'm not hungry SpongeBob yes sir I see the [Music] [Applause] problem that was too close myad three more safe said you would have had me secret formula looks like I'm going to have to beef up security around here I'm going to need you to do me a big favor ly take this home with you and hide it while I reevaluate my security [Music] situation but Mr Krabs how do you know it'll be safe from Plankton at my house he'll think it's still here he's tiny brain is incapable of the kind of abstract thinking that is required for reflection or thought for reasoning and deduction he cannot ruminate he cannot Define the hypothesis he's a tired clown he'll never know it's at your house oh you're right Professor crab face I'm much too simpleminded to look there gee Mr Krabs that second guard sounds like a real goofball I managed to worm some useful information out of him right away you see he was an aspiring cook and I talked him into sneaking some things down into the brck for me the tools of me trade you might say I set him to work on a sponge sugar Cathedral that took up most of his attention he never suspected that I was using the scraps to Fashion a candy key where's your sour Po's friend tonight sick and bad like all the men the captain's been feeding them nothing but moldy old sandwich crusts they've all got terrible belly AES not me though I cook for myself wise lad [Music] and so after a few hours of bouncing off the walls the sugar finally wore off and soon he was napping like a baby this was me chance to use me sweet key to freedom but did I dare take it I'd be in violation of the naval code then something happened that made me mind up for me Pirates we were under attack I had Act Fast wake up lad wake up B your meditations I was on me own I could see it all a pirate ship and on that island a crew of fine Naval men Our Only Hope marooned on a beach by those same scurvy Pirates and suffer from the effects of sha sudden M the Pirates had already launched a boat and we're preparing to aboard our vessel W you worthless Dog Stand Down crabs I'll have you in irons listen to me Captain this is going to get real ugly real fast we've got to get to the Cannons we're not outfitted for battle crabs there's no ammunition the Cannons are ornamental at best ornamental at best and missen carefully you'll have to go down to the cargo hold and poke holes in the barrels of suntan lotion and Scuttle the ship what you're suggesting is Mutiny do as he says Captain what are you using for ammo there Inon oh I rolled up an old moldy sandwich crust into a hard little ball come with me Le [Music] Direct Hit you'll pay for that get him boys uh what do I do get down to the cargo hold and check on the captain charge close one a he's kind of handsome for a crusty old C I can't do it I'm we stop out of it [Music] man e my personality o let me put that back [Music] [Music] nice it feels good miss me anyone for cherish juile finish him off off for Mr Krabs ha the sunburn [Music] Brigade me plan worked handsome and clever I see join me Krabs we'll rule the seven se's together I can't let you go less it'd be in violation of the naval code enjoy your last meal I hope you like Spong [Music] suar huh oh what are we all winking about I don't know Stop Dancing no I Can't Stop Dancing now Squidward I have to practice with my big audition tomorrow you got a dance audition that's right so I got to practice as much as I can before tomorrow this dance audition that idiot has a dance audition he doesn't know the first thing about the subtle intricacies of Dance Let Him practice till he drops he's never going to get that part that's it he'll just have to practice till he drops when he does I'll be there all leotarded up and ready to show my stuff oh SpongeBob SpongeBob wait SpongeBob I mean um I suppose I could take you under my toage you know show you a few moves under your toage really you mean it but you must do exactly what I say got that I am dance putty in your hands h [Applause] what are you doing Squidward oh um just a physical assessment I do with all my new pupils yeah I'd say judging from the condition of those flabby ankles flabby that's right you'll need some physical conditioning before you ever set foot on a dance Park game I want you to run to the top of oyster Peak and back oh anything to get rid of these flabby ankles of Mine by the time that idiot gets back you'll be too tired dance what are you doing here I'm back from my oyster here got this for you at the gift shop fine let's move on to our first dance lesson I want you to moonwalk on this treadmill while I read this entire novel huh what is he still at it huh my treadmill you know Squidward exercising is fun and all but what am I going to learn some dancing all right you want to learn some dancing I'll show you dancing you know what gets people going [Music] ribons wo now do just as I did like this [Music] like that's good word okay try this it's simple and a real showstopper pay close attention [Music] now you gee I I don't know are you sure you want to Ace the audition don't you well yes but then do it [Music] [Applause] [Music] woo woo [Music] [Applause] [Music] hey now listen you P brain we are going to keep working on your routine until you get it right and I don't care how long it takes now watch closely and one and two and you think you can handle that yes sir then go and practice it and don't stop until you've done exactly as I did and a one and a two and no and a one and a two and no remember don't stop till you've done it right right Squidward and a one and a two and a SpongeBob you're 15 minutes late sorry Mr Krabs I was out all night looking for Gary you see he ran away and well now like SpongeBob are you okay you look kind of different well I'm not exactly what you'd call okay Mr Krabs is see aha you just forgot to put your hat on knew I figure it [Music] out yeah I'd like a refund for this crabby patty refund what's wrong with it oh nothing really except that it's covered in tears what the Gary SpongeBob there's customers out there boy waiting to be fed this wouldn't be the first time I disappointed someone who is hungry okay boy why don't you tell Mr Krabs what's wrong well you see that's enough boy see it's not always what you say that matters sometimes it's what you don't say understand yes Mr Krabs I should have told Gary how important he was to me well I don't know what that has to do with making Krabby Patties but I do know this any problem you have can be solved with a little hard work you're right Mr Krabs that's me boy if I'm going to find Gary I'm going to need to work harder at it would you mind telling us what this is all about sure now that you're part of our crew I guess we should introduce ourselves this is allaf and this is Olaf and this is Olaf this is Olaf Olaf Olaf Olaf Olaf and um um Olaf Olaf so let me guess your name must be that's right Gordon nice to meet you now before I put you two to work I want to know what wait I still have lots more questions about the Vikings way of life like what well like what do the Vikings like to do for fun H fun um uh what about the shield Tas oh yeah yeah yeah anything else um what about flaming shield TOS oh yeah yeah yeah [Music] anything else I I I can't really think of anything me neither oh yeah what is it Olaf we like to sing songs no don't wait no okay I admit it was a lousy idea I promise it won't happen again you got that [Applause] right get H any other questions I'll let you know if I think of anything so tell me what is it that you two know how to do well Mr Krabs tells me I'm pretty good with a bachelor fine you're our ship's new head chei and what can you do well if you must know I'm a widely renowned clarinet virtuoso state recognized interior design consultant licensed and board CER ified antique Mac connoisseur born and raised collector and sculptor of Driftwood and able to recognize over 1300 brand names of single person pedal operated vehicles at a single glance th I make a killer Su impressive you'll be the ship's bathroom attendance a promotion congratulations Squidward hold it right there whiskers let's not forget you're the one who dragged me onto this crate in the first place now now you asked me to pour my heart out and this is the respect I get well you got another thing coming honey I want off this boat Pronto on second thought bathroom attendants make decent tips well look on the bright side Squidward no more living next door to SpongeBob let her rip Jacko wait you can't do that you mean to question the will of the tribe if it means saving my best friend then yes then pick up the weapon and fight with me a duel in accordance with the prophecy pick it up go oning [Music] we're being attacked by a giant monster this is the end the end of the Vikings oh why have you forsaken us guys you just ran into a piece of ice no one's forsaken you there's a breach in the hall over there you just got to patch it up K everybody take one of these what's that for it's a security blanket how you going to patch up a leak with that they're not what did me makes us feel so much better hey you forgot your blanket what the Barnacles is going on down here pardon me Squidward it's all yours [Music] thanks there look up there what's he doing here goes nothing now that's what I call a viking size Adventure what a [Music] day good morning crusty crab oops sorry Squidward didn't see you there not a problem SpongeBob not a problem at all specials we don't have [Music] specials good morning sir welcome to the Crusty Crab I think I'll have a crabby patty one crabby patty coming up Mr Squidward you're in a chipper mood this morning did you get an order of fancy decorative soaps in the mail or something even better I have a clarinet recital immediately after work today so ain't nothing going to ruin my day oh oh terribly sorry sir no KN see not a [Music] drop I can't take this anymore I told you there's no early bird special stop calling me here mother this is unacceptable what this nice to have you back Squidward this is an outrage I will no longer tolerate my personal items being soiled by the rabble that crawls into this restaurant I demand a place to put my stuff H okay uh I suppose you could put it with the nacho cheese no one's got near that in years never read this crabs Bikini Bottom labor regulations ew close get that thing away from me it's giving me hi it specifically states that all employers must provide his or her employees with a secure clean place to store personal property yeah blast you Squidward you drive a hard bargain I guess I could rustle something up for you yeah Sizzle those juices FU oh here we go found it wow what is it it's me Old Navy Locker goodies new who's that Mr Krabs uh that appears to be Corporal Sterling lad forgot all about that prank Squidward your Locker's ready oh do we get to share this Locker like we share hauts not in a whales age now not so fast Mr Squidward the law requires that all employees have a secure place for personal items so you are required by law to share oh I suppose I can share but only since it's required by law hey this thing is filthy you don't expect me to clean it no he doesn't I don't either [Music] slimy she hasn't sparkled like this since boot camp carry on boys impressive indeed just keep your grubby little hands to your side you got it Squidward finally I have a clean place to store my toothbrush just don't touch my clarinet I promise nothing unted will happen order up SpongeBob SpongeBob what do you think you're doing you're supposed to be fry cooking I told you not to touch my stuff I didn't I wore protective gloves and besides don't you like how classy it looks now velvet now I'd like to stand by and idly chat with you Squidward but I must attend to my crusty crab duties in the future please keep your interruptions to a minimum sir [Music] please and here is your change ma'am what is is that idiot doing now Loose [Music] Change I hope you're not trying to shove those boxes into that Locker too late it's already done if you smash my clarinet they'll help me Neptune I will don't worry Squidward there's plenty of room what happened to you I think I can explain boy there was a time when I was in love too she was a crabby patty that looked a lot like yours does well maybe not right now but you know what I mean she was a firm juicy a warm Patty and attractive oh she look good enough to eat so I did you hear what I'm saying to you boy um not quite Mr Krabs crabby patties are meant to be loved and eaten that's what they're put in the ocean for and it looks like yours is way past twoo I see now I see what I must do oh Patty my darling before I do this I want you to know that I only do it out of [Music] love well done boy and as a reward for your valant effort I'll only charge you 25 cents for the Patty employee discount can I get a doggy bag with that oh sorry G I thought you were done [Music] this side of town your is going downhill uh Mr Krabs what are you doing out here oh you know unwinding enjoying the free parking e what's happening to your Critter there I'm not sure but whenever he does that he finds change change as Illegal Tender yeah watch [Music] shiver Me shell wax you're like a little money detecting the you know what do you call it sneagle you mean snail say Spongebob why don't you ever bring your little sneagle to work with you because you said that pets were nothing but disease carrying Vermin that should never be brought to the workplace oh but that was before I knew they had such an incredible Talent yes but for some reason the whole process causes Gary great discomfort I could never do that to him I could must crabs for shame what do you mean I'm just showing Rory off don't you lie to me I know all about your using Gary to steal money I am doing nothing of this sort I would never steal you got to quit making up stiring boyo I'm not making up anything I know all about your little sche you're the one making up stories [Music] don't you have work you should be doing oh that's rich no if I was rich I wouldn't have to hire the likes of you that's hurtful Mr Krabs and you know it why you little yellow well I never you never want learn to use decent language [Music] who do you think you [Music] are jackpot moneyy money come to Papa oh boy yeah he's in pretty bad shape with the impact of all that metal but he'll pull through doctor how does this sort of thing happen I think this might have had something to do with it hey my mermaid Mana Barnacle Boy fridge magnet yes it appears that your pet swallowed it it has a very strong magnetic pull cuz it's a magnet that's it Mr Krabs well what do you know unfortunately there's still the matter of the bill what oh I can't afford this actually it looks like you've got just enough change to cover [Music] him okay let's get started Mr Krabs what happened to your clothes boy uh sardines yeah I was attacked by a can of wild sardines now let's finish this telescope boy hold on boy you're supposed to be using that motorized hex drill where is it I left it at Patrick's rock Patrick's rock what you doing there fnbob wait get back here boy SpongeBob why are your clothes invisible never mind that can I please borrow your presents no no no you can't borrow my birthday present not even for a minute no not until they deliver my birthday cake okay I'll be right back hold on where you [Music] going I'm here hold it where's my little assistant going this time your little assistant that's my assistant you're talking to what's going on around here yeah I'd like to know also what kind of birthday present is this hey SpongeBob was supposed to bring that to to me that looks like my power drill you got a lot of explaining to do Mister got I've got something to say I got something to [Applause] say I know you all had important things going on tonight Mr Krabs with your telescope Patrick your birthday and Sandy you had this big presentation I just couldn't say no to any of you aw you overextended yourself yeah you should have said something we going to work something out a you know you guys are right it was silly to think I could be in three places at once nonsense SpongeBob of course you can if you'll just step into the Proto generator 2000 first I close the Proto chamber and finally as you can see I've produced two clones of my subject which will allow him to honor all the commitments he's made this evening did you hear that SpongeBob you can be in three places at once now [Music] hey there there boy there there not that bad I'm sure you'll think of something Mr Krabs perhaps you could help me find a new shell for Gary well I'd be honored to help you in your sniveling snail during such desperate times cuz I love helping others by helping myself now how much you got nothing Mr Krabs I'm broke oh I see but wait Mr Krabs if you help me get Gary a shell I'll work for free for the rest of the year only if I can cut your health benefits for you d oh another bad dream Mr Krabs no no sorry Gary I'm not used to your new [Music] shell SpongeBob my boy I need to borrow a blanket there you go Mr Krabs thanks boyyo now I'm all toasty I guess all shell that ends shell huh [Music] Gary wake up bloody oh hi Mr Krabs you have another nasty old dream mm Patrick in your bed again mhm ah well good you want to stay here at my house with me what do you say [Music] boy SLO party maybe I should just sleep under the highway we can stay up really really late and tell ghost stories and trade socks is that what girls do with slumber parties no they invite boys over and destroy the house they what you know how girls are uh SpongeBob do you know anything about girls do I know any no but Gary does we now return to tonight's scary movie slumber party zombie attack phight jle miss me look what they're doing to that man's house Mr Krabs it's only a movie boy boys are here hi girls I brought my dist RVE friends nice to meet you ha destroying other people's possessions is [Music] fun turn it off turn it off I can't take it I don't think this is the scary part yet I said turn it off gosh Mr Krabs I never knew you were scared of zombies not zombies you vericle brain teenagers zombie Teen teenagers no pein are no good friends they're probably destroying me house right now like this I don't care it's not mine oh look one of the homeowner's most priced possessions is crabs ooh this will be fun to destroy now do you get it boy oh I do Mr Krabs it must be horrible to invite people into your home and have them treat your property with so little respect that's what teenagers do do you want this to happen to my house gosh no Mr Krabs let's get into pearls party and find out what they're doing leave it to me Mr K I've got the perfect disguise hello hi I'm here for the slumber party do I know you my name is um girly teen girl uhhuh and I just moved here from um far away though I know it's you SpongeBob Square Pants I don't know what you're talking about you were sent to spy on me by my dad get him [Music] girls I am so moving back to far away though who the heck is that I don't know but she is ugly now to put on that disguise I told you about t huh huh huh you are one of a kind boy pizza delivery we didn't order any pizza you didn't SpongeBob tell them it's for me your dad sent it it's already paid for I'd sooner believe space aliens sent me a free pizza before I believe my dad would now who are you [Music] um SpongeBob they're on to us Mr Crab Drive great boy I wanted to come with you Mr Crab get him oh big surprise dad was too cheap to buy real Pizza what's taking SpongeBob so long I'm getting tired of looking through his stuff hello pizza I'm sorry Mr Krabs I failed you I know son oh Mr Krabs that's my eye good and it nice cold too you should have been back here in 30 minutes or less I thought I'd never see the day use on or before the date printed below this can has been here for 50 years that's longer than me oh important crusty crab Relic what shall we do with you SpongeBob throw that trash out and get back to work trash but Mr Krabs this should be in a museum for future generations to enjoy oo future Generations huh welcome to the Crusty Crab Time Capsule spectacular that's right in 50 years your donated Treasures will be Unearthed for future generations to enjoy all right you two got donations covered right sir yes sir whatever I'm going to go ahead and take care of souvenirs [Music] ladies and gentlemen here are your new Champions sco by new Champions that's right Skip and the winners of $1 million hello money money sweet money or or you can take what's behind curtain number two curtain number two make all your dreams come true with one week at wrestle C like we're really going to trade all this money for wrestle Camp it [Music] is see your wrestle Camp Mr Krabs here we have Mr good driver before starting the vehicle he always inspects five areas of his boat for safety he checks his tire buy and seat ensures his propeller is properly [Music] oiled confirms his boat horn is functioning reviews his [Music] signals and most importantly he fastens his seat belt and here we have a bad driver or what I refer to as a SpongeBob check tire pressure [Music] oil propeller Jack check horn check away check signals check Aro seat out Bel [Music] head can I get my license now no now to our second lesson entering traffic as he begins his journey Mr good driver makes sure to watch carefully for oncoming boats only when the road is clear does he accelerate into [Music] traffic can I get my license now no listen three spotting pedestrians there are several types of pedestrians so Mr good driver always keeps careful watch here we have the cunning little old [Applause] lady a and the Babbling baby in a [Music] buggy the common fruit vendor and naturally we see some workmen carrying a large pane of glass hly [Music] shame Mr good driver may think he can let his guard down but there's still one pedestrian waiting to strike the rare prous aggravates commonly known as a SpongeBob hi Squidward i s i squ i squ i [Music] [Laughter] [Music] squ hey can I get my license now lesson 29 navigation Mr good driver must obey various road signs here are just a few speed bumps slow children at Play [Music] sometimes even Mr good driver may be overwhelmed with directions never read a road map while driving that's something only a SpongeBob would [Music] do ni squit word [Applause] lesson 53 proper passenger etiquette good driving also means being a good passenger never distract your driver guess what Squidward I'm going to get my license today this puffet at the end of the film I'm going to get it oh you're going to get it right it's also important not to be a backseat driver ooh I can drive from the back [Music] seat driving is CRA oh Mr Krabs they're almost here don't worry SpongeBob we're ready for them I gave you your freedom now bring me the crabby patty formula [Applause] he oh he oh he they got past me me [Music] resid yes with my new gang of vicious convicts you're no match for me now Krabs fellow jail Birds bring me the Krabby Patty formula Sorry boss we looked everywhere for it but we can't find it did you try looking in the safe oh eure Plankton don't do it sorry Krabs nothing can stop me now accept the law what's happening SpongeBob Ward me you were planning a jailbreak so I took the precaution of hiding the entire Bikini Bottom police force in me safe come along Plankton it's back to jail for you hey watch where you're pointing that thing Buster just move along well thanks to your hard work the Krabby patty recipe is safe and you win again yep I'm a winner the Crusty Crab works schedule what's so great about this what's so why it's my happy book the Crusty Crab is where all of my happiest memories occurred [Music] H oops I accidentally burned up your memories don't worry squid waves I have a whole cabinet of backups so what's your happiest memory Squidward um let me [Music] see I guess I don't have a happiest memory oh well yes Squidward you don't have a happiest memory so what how can you live without a happiest memory do you cry yourself to sleep at night I hear you crying all the time oh with joy Squidward with joy look I don't need a happy memory so just get back to your culinary grease Factory and leave me alone hi I'd like to order a Krabby Patty please okay can someone else take my [Applause] order I'll wait you're right SpongeBob I don't have a happiest memory this is horrible don't worry Squidward I'll help you make a happiest memory really do you think you can no problem well it's against my better judgment but [Applause] okay you love music right squid bird then this will definitely be your happiest memory hey this isn't so bad I think I actually feel kind of happy see your happiest memory is forming [Music] oops that was a sour note this is not my happiest memory why are we at the art museum well you love art maybe you'll find a happy memory in here great I get to see all the art of people who have succeeded where I failed my art will never be shown in this build what the this this this is my sculpture how did it get here oh you're just in time art lovers this is Squidward Tentacles creator of this piece wow you're work in a museum Squidward gosh I can't believe it I think this might be it your happiest memory yeah and now the performance artist Fiasco will say a few words about this peace gosh Fiasco himself is talking about my art squid word go toward the light of my flamethrower and now he's melted it not a happiest memory um it's kind of smoky in here you need fresh air what a Majestic View what do oh yeah I forgot about your blindfold isn't it beautiful very nice except that I'm afraid of heights oh sorry Squidward I'll take us down what now oh boy [Music] oh yeah nice view son of a seahorse 20 years of training and a couple of amateurs just leap out of a balloon here you plant it all the time and money and resources wasting on hi we're the first to ever reach the top of Mount bikini surely that must make for a happiest memory I claim this mountain in the name of Squidward Tal [Music] uhoh stupid amateurs fantastic time to face Fox I'll never have a happiest memory and if I do it definitely won't involve you now if we can go for 5 minutes without having any further interruptions I would like to Hey look it's squ s everybody he was about to say squil oh oh actually I think he was about to say squ didn't you turn in come popes no I had my name legally changed to Squilliam Fancy son and you are to refer to me only as Professor Squam from now until the end of time now blink twice so I know you understand okay good hey he blinked three times wow only 8 minutes in and we've already been given a math quiz very advanced music class huh Patrick I'll see would you two numb skulls mind telling me what you're doing in music class anyway sure Patrick's New Year's resolution was to learn to play an instrument you told me your resolution was to sign up for an allnatural slimming toning and increased muscle mass program you was I traded with SpongeBob and I have been really happy with the results see wow those are impressive results as you may not be aware music is music is a music is a complicated series of is a complicated series of notes that when played in the spb do you mind there are other people here besides you you know and I don't think they appreciate you depriving them of my wisdom I'm sorry Professor Squam Patrick here keeps tickling my foot no way he's making that up it was him you expect me to believe he was tickling himself you better tell him SpongeBob all right it was me you were tickling yourself mhm H like [Music] this all right that's [Music] enough Fair now as I was saying music is a series of complex SpongeBob I told you to stop L yourself actually that time it really was me now I'm going to put some notes on the [Music] chalkboard excuse me is this something you'd like to share with the rest of the class go on you've already interrupted once you might as well tell us what was so very important well I was just saying that these Li youu remind me of a railroad track I've never heard anything more insipid insane uninteresting or irrelevant well actually there was a railroad convention in town last week and I bought myself this Nifty conductor's scal I have never seen a more ridiculous looking object on top of anybody's head anywhere I don't know suits my needs what else did you buy at this convention your very own locomotive yes [Music] [Music] now where were SpongeBob [Music] order one double crabby patty everything on it one order C fries goodward what size Cel fries are these uh medum coming right up [Music] W Now That's What I Call fast food sward what's all the hover rub SpongeBob what's all the hover rub I'm not sure Mr Krabs I was bringing the customer's order and then I slipped and fell in this grease slick I think I may be hurt real bad grease slick he oh what is it that me boy is a grease trap it kind of looks like nobody's cleaned out the trap in a while you know SpongeBob you're right but that's a big job a job that only two volunteer employees could do for no extra pay yeah H nothing's coming out Mr CBS may I see that saw this in a movie [Music] Once yeah maybe I wasn't doing it right oh never mind I was yeah nothing like a long night of and grease to put some hairs on your chest any Mr Krabs what well now that we got the old grease trap cleaned out what do you think we should do with all this excess grease right behind [Music] there all right let's get out of here Mr Crabs are you sure that was legal legal yeah legal h ow what the this is the most bizarre precipitation I have ever slipped and fallen in it reeks but it tastes delicious darn it I almost had an idea oh I do I do have an [Laughter] idea coming dear something is terribly wrong Squidward and it's taken you this long to figure that out Plankton has had a line of customers all morning so so I'm going to go find out what that Rascal's up to excuse me excuse me coming through what the Dr Plankton's new delicious chummy patties now with edible flavor clearly something crap is going on here next chummer please well well you je crabs see the formalities for your mother-in-law Plankton you stole me Krabby paty formula and I want it back oh sorry to disappoint crabs but I've done no such thing I'm simply using a gift somebody left me to make my Chum tastes good a gift it's almost as if I had a personal visit from the flame for Fairy be that as it may Plankton it takes two to tango why SpongeBob stop what you're doing but Mr Krabs I'm not doing anything never mind that now I got some new direction for you now from now on I want you to fry up two patties for every crabby patty we sell one for the Patty itself and the second just for the grease then slather the grease from the second Patty on to the first one and V it's a deluy Krabby Patty with with extra flavor Mr Krabs do you think it might be kind of unhealthy to be feeding people all this grease unhealthy boy didn't anyone ever tell you tell me what questions are a danger to you and a burden to others little lower little more more little more okay little to the left now up a bit okay wait that's too far all right all right perfect right there Mr Krabs I hope whatever you're y about is something more important than my midm morning nap just hanging a new sign Squidward Deluxe crabby patty just what the world needed okay little higher now hey look at that why there right up there where I don't see anything a little to the right oh okay I see it there's a new sign up at the K crusty crab it says they're serving something called a deluxe Krabby Patty that sounds delicious you're telling me I'm going to try one next chummer in line please hello these are delicious I ordered a couple Krabby Patties a while ago and uh I'm wondering when they'll be out looks like I'm crushing your face so will they be ready soon yeah yeah yeah don't move too much it ruins it [Music] ow ow ow you're making this a little bit difficult luckily I am am [Music] dexterous [Music] Perfection I hear you I hear you okay good cuz these two crabby patties are ready SpongeBob yes can I ask you something yes what's that what's what you know know what this what this thing here what thing where the spatula TI to your nose this well you see this got stuck up there so I stacked stuff and I climbed up to reach it I reached the ground and I got it but then I fell and I screamed I was sure I was dead but then I wasn't but then I tripped and I got this Splinter Squidward Squidward were you listening at all I got this really bad Splinter you see and I couldn't hold the spatula with my hand so I used my nose makes sense now right oh yeah that makes perfect sense you're a half wit who injured himself at work being a nitwit good one squidy injury your brain is injured wait a minute did you say you got that Splendor in at work yeah oh that's not good no it hurts so bad yeah when Mr Krabs finds out oh man finds out what finds out about this injury you mean my splinter he'll be forced to send you home home but I'm fine here let me take this for you why hey wait I'm fine it was a good shift while it last well it lasted what are you doing why are you I know it's hard to say goodbye but Squidward I'm fine I'm fine I'm okay look at me nothing's wrong see see see see oh I believe you SpongeBob but unfortunately the rules clearly state that you must be sent home no anything but that please Squidward you can't let this happen you can't let them force me away sorry the rules are the [Music] rules yeah it'll be pretty quiet around here with Mr Krab sending you home early and all I just hope we'll make it through the whole rest of this day without you [Music] here please squid don't tell Mr Crabs what me tell Mr Krabs oh no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no [Music] no well maybe I don't have to tell Mr Krabs because he already [Music] knows it does oh yeah crabs has pre Natural Instincts when it comes to situations like this it's almost as if when something's a Miss in his restaurant he can smell it let's try it again warm [Music] milk white noise [Music] machine St line sweep little swe we catch some wings everything and everybody clearly stains oh yeah fiz bomb Cola will you Psychopaths keep it down oh hi Squidward how you doing horrible I would slept for 3 Days hey that's great it is not great I've got an audition with a bikini bottom philarmonic Orchestra tomorrow morning and I'm a nervous wreck why don't you try taking a walk works for me you know normally I jump up and scream when you appear like that but I'm so tired I'm just going to take your stupid advice [Music] Ni no no we've got to keep it quiet tell my parents I love them yeah hit the [Music] oh that was sheer Beauty taking a walk [Music] walk home [Music] SpongeBob what's happening I don't [Music] know a poor guy was just sleepy looks like we're going to be here a while see you in the morning Patrick oh yeah I should [Music] probably who's ready for some excitement we are who's ready for some fun we who's ready to look at some vacation pictures I'm sure you all know this charming fell here's the one that Almost Got Away look at these proud towers of golden green here's where the whole thing started that'll be $6.75 please attention attention on employees of the Crusty Crab report immediately to the main office hey what about my change you called Mr Krabs that's right you better have a seat ly gentlemen I have an announcement to make as of tomorrow I'm closing the Crusty Crab [Music] hallelu relax boy I'm just going on vacation for a few days yes sir ladyy I think the old crusty crab can afford a few days in Dry Dock while I take little Pearl on a long overdue vacation and I was kind of hoping that you'd come along with us SpongeBob come along with us SpongeBob come along with us for nominal fee of course so what do you think boy SpongeBob SpongeBob yes please great we'll have some [Music] fun little help here did you enjoy the surprise party Mr Krabs I'll tell you in a [Music] second huh that full crabs left the crabby patty formula behind [Music] mommy oh yes boy I enjoyed it very much oh no my kelp Garden is all welted don't worry fellas I've got just the thing to perk you up kelp grow hold still [Music] they're pretty Patrick and SpongeBob what are you two doing here Patrick is helping me to do good deeds today likeit trimming your c [Music] garden stop eating my CP okay okay jeez try to help a fell out I'll just have to eat this ice cream cone in dead oh do you like to eat ice cream Patrick yeah then have some more W still want that ice cream boy I do thanks Squidward what's up SpongeBob last one to the cone is a rotten clam are you done yet [Music] hold on wow I wish I had a bottle of that kelp grow stuff here you go SpongeBob hey thank you Patrick you know my shoes feel kind of tight nice and roomy do you want your grow juice back oh no I only paid for it I wouldn't want to deprive you of it okay give me that but you said you didn't want it fine why don't you two use it for your good deeds that's a great idea Squidward yeah I'll go [Music] first what did you do oo quite an improvement don't you think oh yes I agree completely come on Patrick let's do some good deing yay hey get back here and fix my nose hey Gary that shell of yours looks a little cramped there now you've got plenty of [Music] space aha they went this way don't tell me about [Music] it there he is you ready now pck [Music] there you go Mr Krabs you always wanted to make big [Applause] money Good Deed accomplished I ask for no reward you're a saint SpongeBob a saint I know and it is a burden I must carry but time's a wasting we need another good deed oh I've got one um you know that thing uh right that thing that we did that day no the other one um oh um SpongeBob we the other thing look at what you did to me you better fix my nose or you'll hear from my lawyer are you sure yeah you'll be ugly again yes I'm sure H how to fix his nose Once you turn the bottle upside down maybe it will shrink it Patrick that's brilliant oh wait don't didn't work we try it again I think I'll just even him out first a bigger head now his body is too small right too small arms are too short legs are too short other arm feet too small teeth belly button perfect I look horrible he in well pardon my anatomy what's happening all right what did you do to me I know I know uh made you a monster and a giant a GI giant mon monster I don't want to be a giant lumbering monster what do I do now that's easy play giant lumbering monster tag yeah yeah you chase us and we run around and scream like crazy try and catch us giant monster Squidward sp sp come back here hey Twi check this out two ordinary crappy patties but when expertly tossed with the skill of a chance they become a oneway ticket to [Music] pain heho what the devil fish is going on out here time is money and if you boys is wasting time then you're wasting money and that's just sick but we were performing a ritual to attract customers and the only way the ritual can work is for us to get hurt real bad what's stupid Barnacle told you that ah listen instead of killing yourself I've got something real important for you to do for me now are you men ready for your super super special special secret assignment the two of you are to paint the inside of me house but let me give you to a warning this here paint is absolutely permanent it will never come on so if I see even one drop on anything but wall I'll have your rearend cut off and mount it over me fireplace so have fun with the job it's mine it's my turn no it's mine mine a if I can't have it no I [Music] again noash there ladies what's all this Ruckus about now it's our crabby patty toy Mr Krabs and Patrick ate it so that I couldn't play with it SpongeBob won't let me play with it only because you hogged it all night I did not did too no oh you toy eater TD whoa whoa whoa there now settle down all this brawling is over a toy you twoo shouldn't let a little trinket get between you you should be ashamed of yourselves if I gave each of you another toy would that make you happy yes well you're in luck you two seem so thrilled with the toy I had an entire case of a made they've been selling like hot cakes that'll be 1350 each this time it's on me Patrick that's my money have you learned nothing about sharing oh I'll never get this place in shape in time SpongeBob how long have you been spying on me um what day is it today it's the day you go away and never come back but Squidward if I do that then how am I going to help you get your house ready for the big TV show how did you know about that I was spying on you you want me to get the cops down here again because all right fine but one slip up and you are out of here comeno Leno Senor aerrow all right first I'm want to give you something so simple a person without a brain could even get it done right oh that's good cuz I lent my brain to Patrick for the weekend really no not really he tried to me these two chocolate bars for it I don't care just use this paint to cover up that faded part on the wall right there there don't touch anything else [Music] okay SpongeBob what was that noise give me alive and Drench me in boiling oil what have you done to my living room I told you just to paint the faded spot well it all look kind of faded never mind maybe it won't show up on camera here help me move this sofa you got it squidy where are we moving her to hang on I'm trying to get a grip on the thing now don't move it till I say okay it's on my foot now don't [Music] okay SpongeBob I told you not to move it till I said why do you keep moving it cuz you keep saying I don't need you I can move it myself wow Squidward you're so strong and you split your sofa in half it'll be really easy to move now oh no they're already here go get a vacuum to clean up all the sofa bits I got to run upstairs and dress my wound Roger okay Squidward found the vacuum Squidward well I'll just vacuum for him [Music] Squidward's house is really messy I'm going to need some extra [Music] [Music] power okay SpongeBob I finished what the don't worry Squidward I'll turn it off come out of there uh hang on please please got one more minute Nick who's Nick sorry Squidward I couldn't wait any longer I got to use your toilet no questions [Music] thanks I wouldn't go in there for a couple days for [Music] weeks please please somebody put me out of my misery have mercy on my soul oh hey Squidward if you see SpongeBob can you give him his brain back I was borrowing it for the weekend I'll just set it uh here see you [Music] thank you Patrick oh no hello and welcome back to house fancy we're arriving at the home of a Mr Squidward tenacles who claims his house is far fancier than that of Squam fancy let's take a look [Music] well I um I I I'm not quite sure how to say this go ahead say it Squidward Tentacles you seem to have ushered in an entire new era in house fanciness I have I have what you have done here hearkens back to the illustrious post- primitive movement popularized by famous designer Saul limkin say was he a big inspiration for you why yes I've studied him for years no so squid bird are you ready to do your part does that part include laughing at you because you two look even more idiotic than usual don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty I'm bloodthirsty see want some oh no thank you Patrick I'm drinking diet [Music] blood see Squidward we walk the walk but can we talk the talk so you want to join our biker gang no I don't what about our biker Club no how about our biker Organization no I don't want to join your biker Alliance your outfit or your fellowship what about our Coalition oh I don't know that one's pretty exclusive we'll just pencil you down as undecided hi Mr Krabs we're the Bikini Bottom bad boys and we're bad to the bone this will be great those bikers can work up an appetite beating you up in the parking lot then they can fill up on delicious crabby patties then they can beat you up again please Mr Crabs we're going to run off those bikers and save the Crusty Crab you're not running off any of me paying customers you can stay and get beaten up in the park night if you wish then can we save the town has it ever crossed your find that you might be getting all worked up over nothing Squidward when have I ever been known to overreact Squidward we're out of napkins out of napkins Squidward I accidentally remove that do not remove my penalty of law tag on my mattress hide me hide me Squidward Squidward I've gone blind oh thanks Squidward SpongeBob you always overreact to everything one of your many annoying traits me [Music] annoying you're right you are so wrong about everything SpongeBob that the only thing I am completely sure about is that there is no motorcycle gang headed this way what was that oh there Maes motorized vehicle is coming over the horizon what give me that don't just stand there save us Patrick I know this looks like the end but you and I can get through anything as long as we do it together Patrick Patrick [Music] well it's just you and me SPID word but I want you to know we can get through this as long as weic run for your life the wild ones are [Music] coming the wild ones may get the kids honey I got the napkins oh what have I missed this time please don't kill me I want to join you it's been my lifelong dream to be a member of a motorcycle gang I even knited my own wild On's jacket I want to ride to live I live to ride please Harry I'll do whatever you want I'll betray my friends and Neighbors just let me live crabby patties get your red hot crabby [Music] bues hey you claim jumpers this is my turn B up a teach now this place looks classy crabby patties get your delicious affordable Krabby Patties here affordable O How common oh kind [Music] ofro we've tried all over bikini bottom and didn't sell a thing time to go back and tell crabs we failed there's one place we still haven't tried [Music] Rock Bottom turn [Applause] turn oh this place is deserted if I recall correctly there are always friendly rock bottomites at the bus stop what a fabulous idea SpongeBob there are so many customers [Music] here maybe the Rock Bottom Mall a [Music] mall where is everybody the circus should be good for crowds maybe it's a flea circus yeah it's still [Music] warm oh the cemetery is empty too this place isn't even a ghost town well we tried let's go home huh a customer step right up and get a delicious hot [Music] fresh crabby patty is [Music] where did he go up there I got him this time [Music] oh we've lost him there he [Music] is can we go home now Mr Krab said we can't go back until we sell at least one crabby patty fine I'll just buy a stupid Patty myself oh I forgot my wallet in my pants at home oh SpongeBob could you please lend me some money to buy a Patty I only carry crusty cash not valid at the Crusty Crab I guess if I ever want to go home we have to sell a Patty to that mysterious weirdo no problem I'll crack him down using my jellyfishing expertise [Applause] [Music] gotcha my bra I learn this trick reading jungle fish Comics got the little barnacle at the Crusty Crab where the tastiest sandwich in the Seas is grilled to Perfection by our expert fry cook and served with a smile by our friendly [Music] waiter uh Patrick gobbl down the patties wait a minute why am I dressed in a leotard oh cuz you're the mascot I don't think [Music] so we need a gimmick that's nothing short of a masterpiece oh I know win a date with Squidward Tuesdays I want one crabby patty oh great SpongeBob I need one crabby patty what no annoying blurbs today H strangely [Applause] quiet SpongeBob Hi how are you what's the meaning of this I took your advice from now on I'm normal normal huh yep oh really yep whatever I know you're just waiting to say something stupid wonderful weather we're having um yes it is okay see you around yeah I'll uh I'll see you SpongeBob what are you doing sitting around we need crabby patties out there yes sir I'll do it normally hey wow that's all it takes these days huh can you do more oh my it's like printing money [Music] I wonder what got in the SpongeBob and what the heck is that whose house is [Music] this Hi how are [Music] you Hi SpongeBob Hi how are you good just St by to get a drink wonderful weather we're having it sure is okay okay see you around yeah see you oh my I could get used to [Music] this 3 weeks later tell there you are sir oh yes it's time again I've been meaning to say this but I've come to appreciate your demeanor lately you know it's a funny thing Squidward I smooth out the edges of my personality and the rest just followed suit now I am utterly normal attention Chief skate attendees I Eugene Krabs have only spent on me travel the price of a 1 cent stamp [Applause] thank you thank you I'd like to see someone tap that tiny McGee thanks for letting me hit your ride crabs I didn't have to spend a penny on travel snap better wish him luck kid he'll need it good luck Mr Krabs come on your room sir you see that lady the outstretched hand is one of the biggest dangers to becoming a true cheap skate he wants a tip what's a tip it means he wants money for nothing now watch closely there you are lad wow a quarter you sir are a real cheap skate why thank you now watch closely boy you give it a little lead and then snatch it back oh like I haven't already seen that gag 10 times today go ahead give it a try all right sir here you are Sunny a nice shiny [Music] qu go on boy your quarter's getting away [Music] quit fooling around I got an award to win my [Music] quarter hey fellas r r r r you still know the cheap skate handshake of course penny pinching penny pinching wo woo Cheep Cheep Cheep I'd like to introduce me fry cook SpongeBob I've been giving him some pointers ah training him in the cheap skate Arts e you're learning from the master tiido I cook crabby patties yes sure you do later Krabs lad you're surrounded by stingy wisdom so try to pick up some pointers but whatever you do don't won't lend anyone money 25 26 let's mingle attention Penny pitches Penny pin it's time to award the trophy for this year's cheapest crab and the nominees are Eugene Krabs in sign of the [Music] times [Music] [Applause] oh huh a dollar per footstep I can't afford that well how do I get out of here thank you thank you I want to remind you all that you're representing the Crusty Crab the greasiest greasy spoon you ever had the privilege of serving woo you tell them Mr Krabs bring it around town yeah bring it around somewhere open the doors and let the consuming commence it be me office polishing yesterday's booty I'll be in the office polishing yesterday's booty they heard that Mr Squidward it wasn't an insult Mr Krabs it was a a tribute haven't you ever heard of imitation is the sincerest form of flattery you trying to tell me that was a compliment exactly it's my homage to you and your love of money you got me there I do love money excellent observation Mr [Music] Squidward oh boy that was a close one yes it was a very close one Squidward close and warm Mr Krabs was really flattered by your imitation already forgot about it imitation plus splattery equals happy people no SpongeBob I always win Mr crabs that's right I stole me own formula but if you're Mr Krabs then who's Mr Crabs is a robot no you idiots Plankton what the Barnacles is going on here you see we had a bet Plankton's been trying for 20 years to steal the formula and he's never done it I almost had it 37 times and you know it get it to the claw sister last time he failed we made a bet you can't beat me Plankton I always win you've got the easy part I'd like to see you do my job oh yeah right if I was you I could steal the formula on me first try ha the usual wager you're on so through a series of events far too elaborate to go into right now we flawlessly assumed each other's lives and I beat Plankton at his own own game and destroyed his place of business now pay up here you go Eugene one a dollar not so fast Squidward then then who are you I'm not wearing a a SKU if he's Squidward then you must be Sandy whoops wrong outfit you're me that I must be Patrick nah I'm just kidding I really am [Music] Patrick good one Patrick there's just one thing I don't understand what's that lety that night Mr Crab sleep died strong lad the bed archin b hey sure you too you [Music] two okay let's go get that formula we are going to pull a plankton on [Music] Plankton sorry stepped on my tail what are you wearing I'm a cat burglar okay I'll change hang on and just how am I supposed to get in [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Applause] yeah yeah now eat her brain I love a good romance [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] good night [Music] [Applause] honey what are you doing making sure he's asleep [Music] [Music] a it's pin little pet spot we have to play you get here off of me ah get the Stick [Music] Boy look [Music] out a zebra make a new batch of chum it's okay she's in sleep mode oh dear the chum is escaping [Music] [Music] [Music] this must be it remain still for retina scam now what do we do good thing I brought this they really captured the cute little dimple on his chin looks like they captured the rest of him [Music] too I'll take it from [Music] here you go first this [Music] time all right you [Music] okay I'm standing still I'm not even doing [Applause] anything [Music] sorry hey I can't believe that actually [Music] worked good morning crusty crew ready to cook up a new bunch of cby P why are you too smoldering [Music] [Applause] [Music] I'm I'm I'm [Music] I'm morning SpongeBob ooh you're looking handsome today a [Applause] [Music] good morning Robo [Music] Gary oh you want to play I know what you want Gary be gentle with a little [Music] laser time for work Gary I'll play with you more when I get [Music] home no no gar bearings you have to stay here at home [Music] a little more to the [Music] left almost there perfect see you later G finally someone whose company I actually enjoy me [Music] time for work sbob time for work sbob time for work squidbob time for work squidbob power down and leave me alone SpongeBob I've still got 15 minutes oh sorry sbob sorry SB sorry s go away I am going to have to live next to that [Music] knock knock knock hey Patron I'm going to work I'm going with your sponge butt I got to fuel up hoay ho Patron is currently in recharge mode okay buddy I'll bring you some fuel on my way back home if you're going to be late give me the key oo sorry squid bot but the Key Bones connected to the finger [Music] bone come on FP them patties boyo just like the old days I Mr [Music] Krabs all let me give you a hand my thumbs work no I can do it [Music] I'm sorry son but I have a business to run I'm going to have to let you go that's okay Mr Krabs I understand now where's me new Fred cook there he is come on in here SpongeBob [Music] SpongeBob Mr Krabs hello do you how do why are you talking funny manad I anything can't do right since because pickles nonsense you'll be back making crabby patties like your old self in no time I think don't ready back to go to work Mr Krabs you're fine me boy well maybe not all we need to do is get your confidence back so you can make me more money uh I mean uh patties I how do that it's like riding a bike you never forget uh oh I'm going to help you if you learn to make a Krabby Patty again your life will be back in order Mr KBS I don't know about take your time [Music] I got it I got it it's a all very clear to me now Mr Krabs it is yes I finally realized that I can't do it I can't do it Mr Krabs I'm a failure don't talk like that don't you get it you crustaceous cheap skate I can't make a double Krabby Patty with the work I can't put a Patty on a bun with lettuce cheese onions tomatoes ketchup mustard pickles and top bun together in that order it's time [Music] hey SpongeBob's bag SpongeBob I hear Square Pants is back I'm right here bubble Bass I thought I ran you out of town this is where I [Music] belong R give me the regular and this time don't don't forget the pickles I [Music] didn't still no pickles see you failed again SpongeBob loser pants wait a minute look he's been hiding the pickles under his tongue the whole time and there's the pickles from last time too and there's my car keys and there's my ride three cheers for the return of our Master fry cook SpongeBob heip heip all right heip all Bo and three cheers for the fry cook who took my place while I was gone Squidward hip hi hi hi boo you stink Court will come to order the honorable Judge stickleback presiding Mr Krabs where is your attorney I don't know where he could be here I am thank you for joining us Mr SpongeBob lawyer pants your honor what are you doing here SpongeBob your lawyer uh fell down on the job but don't worry Mr Krabs I have everything under control it's uh all in here really yep right in here is there a problem uh your lawyer didn't give me the combination is the plaintiff ready to proceed yes your honor I'll try ow ow ah ow ow I wasn't always the tortured shell of a protoo that rises in pain before you today I was a vibrant Carefree happy go lucky single cell pull yourself together boy then came the fateful day that I paid an innocent visit to the death trap known as the Crusty Crab how's it coming lad don't worry Mr Krabs I'm on the case upon entering Sid establishment I found myself without any warning slipping and finally falling onto a hard unforgiving floor that had been intentionally covered with a viscous fluid bombs away are you quite finished mhm where was I oh yeah but the wor first part is my dreams of completing a marathon like I promised my old gramy B [Music] dashed I'm I'm sorry grab grab I'm [Music] sorry thank you for your kind detention suckers does the defense have an opening statement yes your honor poor Gram Gram Mr ABS can you identify this item it's a wet floor sign do you own one oh well um no I don't no no you don't understand I had to make some tough business decisions and the sign seemed Superfluous guilty guilty guilty guilty no more questions your witness Mr lawyer pants huh sometime today Mr pants may it please the court ladies and gentlemen of the jury my client has been called cheap miserly and chronically tightfisted uh but if he were as cheap as the prosecution claims he is would he be able to sit there quietly while I took out a dollar and dropped it in the [Music] blender Daddy's got you Daddy's got you daddy's here disgusting a little glue a little tape you'll be right as rain daddy didn't forget you does the defense have any witness to call yes your honor defense calls Squidward to the stand Squidward a loyal employee Mr uh Squidward is it my client has been called cheap would you agree with that ludicrous statement yes what allow me to rephrase the question can you tell the court of some instance of Mr kbs's generosity in any way nope can I go now one day off in 3 years and I have to spend it [Music] testifying must open case so it was you who made the floor slippery wasn't it answer the question need to remind you that you sir are under Al I'm doomed you may as well give up on that case me boy boy my goose is cooked Mr Krabs I'm surprised at you we can't give up just because things look Bleak this trial will be won by what's in your heart not what's in this dumb old case it's open it's it's just his lunch or is it may I help you sir I'd like that t by the window as soon as the present customers are done with it they like to chew their food thoroughly 97 98 99 don't rush me woman perhaps this will speed up the process how will that help them chew faster SP Bob what's the problem no problem I was just telling this customer he has to wait for his favorite table five bucks if I get the table now oh my hip enjoy your meal let me know if you need anything else why did you give them the table you know what they say money talks I didn't know money could talk did it tell you to kick those old people out what do you have against old people don't go Goofy on me boy money can't really talk only fish can talk wouldn't it be neat if money could talk yeah wait a minute your job is to take people's money and put it in here wao can I touch it money [Music] burning SpongeBob who's responsible for this I guess I am Mr Krabs you're on probas boy so my are correct you still have that horse after I ordered you to get rid of it well now I'm going to get rid of it once and for all no Mr Crabs please don't make me give up mystery I know you think she's just a horse but she's more than that I tell you she listens to me she understands everything I say and I understand her she's my best friend oh hey who left this bowl of onions here SpongeBob your story has touched me heart believe it or not I know what it's like to give up a best friend you do I was 5 years old and me Father gave me a dollar I loved that dollar loved it like a brother me and that dollar went everywhere together what happened to the dollar Mr Krabs and one day at the beach it was so hot and I was so so thirsty I spent it on a soda my best [Music] friend what would you get out of here pretty creepy huh this place looks like it hasn't been lived in for years four years it got to be longer than that I don't see any signs of ghosts nothing here but a bunch of tacky old furniture boring representational art H look Mr Krabs the [Music] deons Mr Krabs I wouldn't touch that if I were you that gold probably has ghost germs all over it no don't be silly SpongeBob there's no such thing as [Music] germs heads up Squidward hey Patrick think fast all right then let's get where the getting's good looks like I missed one there seems to be stuck Who Dares touch me go well it's just us Mr ghost Captain sir we brought the replacement gasket you asked for so if it's not too much trouble do you think we could have our souls back now maybe a Deal's a deal and I'm a man of me word here you go Square [Music] One ah that hits the spot think fast pink one again my soul those weren't your souls those were just a couple of old orange sodas that had been sitting out in the sun too long I thought mine seemed a little flat but what about our real Souls N I never had them everyone knows you can't hold on to a wild Soul well now that that's settled there's still the little matter of e gold stop right there no one touches me booty and gets away with it you ghosts don't scare me nothing but thin air grab your sacks and follow me boys welcome to the [Laughter] void get me out of [Music] here h so this is limbo well at least I have a sack full of deons to spend eternity with uh-oh got to use the can Oho there's a bit of luck a portable potty what's this here insert the balloon 4908 that's a penny short oh no not a penny help somebody help her it's just a penny sir it doesn't matter doesn't matter it's money that makes the world go around boy it's money that keeps your pants square it's money that keeps Squidward in Philly soap Li it's money that paid for all them Renovations we did no nothing in all the Seven Seas could matter more not even that scrumptious curvy cutie I see her Mr Krabs a crabby patty with cheese the classic not the sandwich boy the curvy cutie holding the sandwich hey that's my driving teacher Mrs Puff Mrs Puff a she's married oh no Mr Krabs she's single then what happened to Mr Puff she doesn't like to talk about it oh what I I wouldn't give to have a less like that on me claw hey I know why don't I take you over and introduce you no no no I'm I'm I'm too old boy too hard shelled for love besides I ain't properly dressed a come on Mr Krabs you look great you wait here well I go break the ice SpongeBob no wait I'm too nervous o hi Mrs hit the brakes SpongeBob watch the tree left wait Mrs pop we're not driving oh I'm sorry SpongeBob I didn't expect to see you here I work here Mrs Puff want to meet my boss well I'm not don't move Mrs Puff I'd like to introduce you to Mr Mrs Puff I'd like to introduce you to my boss Mr Krabs uh hello Mr Crab say hello no no no Mr Crab just say [Music] hello perhaps another time would be no wait he's trying to tell you something Mr Krabs yeah I don't understand don't believe oh I think Mr Krabs is saying that he'd like to hit you with a rake goodness no try to guess your weight well no wait he wants to take you on a date is that true Mr Krabs do you want to take me on a date he what do you say what do I say I say you have a way with words Mr Krabs I still got it I can see I can fly uh-oh my shoes untied Mr Handsome can I have your autograph no not the block on my [Music] retainer well SpongeBob earlier today my spine was was hurting but now I'm resting on fine leather [Applause] [Music] upholstery well I'm going to go clip my toenail Squidward don't forget to enjoy being handsome oh don't [Music] worry hands handsome handsome handsome [Applause] hands better go greet the commoners good morning my people I'm sorry to have kept you waiting but he I strange as it seems need my beauty sleev I want his shirt I want his atot I guess I kept them waiting a little too long I know a little music should sooth their [Music] hunger hey what is that sound wait it's him the handsome man beautiful and talented what more do they want don't worry folks there's more where that came from hey I got the [Music] [Applause] [Music] it there's nothing a little foaming herbal bath can you hey my grandmother gave me that soap well no one ever said it'd be easy being so handsome Squiddy you'll just have to start getting used my handsome handsome handsome handsome let's get [Music] [Applause] him SpongeBob you got to help me they stole my bubble bath public life ain't all it's cracked up to be I want my old life back I know just what to do [Applause] Squidward what have you done you know what the Crusty Crab means to me don't you and you took it upon yourself to bring on these these customers to me hey don't worry folks there's plenty of Squidward to go around so everybody just line up and get your pocketbooks out for a small fee of $4.98 per person everyone will get the opportunity to touch Squidward you don't have much time take the door and change me back and I'll even throw in a free soft drink for an extra $3 come on SpongeBob take the door and smash my face back I can't it was one thing doing it by accident but I can't hurt you on purpose you better hurt me or I'm really going to hurt you well okay now don't hold back SpongeBob just really let me have it just remember Squidward this is going to hurt me more than it's going to hurt you um okay let me just memorize no hey I wasn't ready would you mind waiting till I hang on you're starting to look like your old self again nope still too handsome it's still not working maybe I'm not doing it hard enough hang on a second let me just Squidward you're even more handsome now and the crowd is in a frenzy well SpongeBob it was you who got me into this mess now you have to get me out again I know Squidward I'll think of something I just need I just got me into s look out for that falling SHO [Music] [Applause] [Music] Squidward SpongeBob what a santastic day snail trail that SpongeBob needs to keep his pet out of my yard I am sick of cleaning up after him [Music] not my pet rock [Music] collection that's it this isn't the first time youve soiled my yards with your revolting exertions but Mark this down in your little notebook it will be the last time [Music] this cheap splintery wood will keep even Gary out now I feel [Music] safe huh SpongBob hi Squidward hey SpongeBob keep your shell verman off of my property the next time my annoyingly yellow neighbor your wet pet oozes on my lawn you leave me no choice but to call snail control that little monster he bit me G no dirty boy this isn't like you oh but it's just like you SpongeBob to raise such a misbehaved m G's not [Music] misbehaved but there does appear to be something wrong with him I'll say I hope he's had his shots oh of course all of his shots perator for rabies snail poox and soft shell dance yep bagas lumpy bump Trump Teen Angst yep yep yep let's not forget the worst of them all Mad Snail Disease you mean your pet hasn't been vaccinated for Mad Snail Disease looks like the rash has already started rash tell me do you have any soreness of throat uh well now that you mention it my throat is a little dry this disease will ravage your body with bloodshot eyes loss of balance wow messy pants ticklish rib C severely untrimmed toenails and finally the bite from that infe snail will turn you into a zombie you need to get that snail of yours to a doctor before he bites someone important how the bur still put this thing together I won't let Sandy down I won't let Sandy down Morning Captain I won't let Sandy down I won't let Sandy down down I won't let Sandy down right after work I'm going straight over to Sy well I'm not going to let down yes sir I got a special assignment for you this is a build-it-yourself telescope only problem is I can't figure out how to put the darn thing together that's where you come in telescope assembly manual Now read this cover to cover and be prepared to put this thing together at the house tonight tonight that's not going to be a problem is it um well actually excellent because I was looking at your annual employee report card and it appears the do a laborious task force supervisor box has not been checked see you tonight what am I going to [Music] do oh dear naptune didn't you hear me [Music] thanks sis sister Sam loves to make rock for brother well make rocks someplace else my house is full of sand if big nose no like sand big nose move this is way beyond my property line hey Patrick that o makes a better bulldozer than a sister constru humor no laughing no no don't be upset with Squidward he doesn't mean it do you Squidward oh I mean it all right she's a big buffoon like Patrick except bigger and Dumber and buffoon oh Squidward you jokester um do you think she looks a little me [Music] those boys mean they pick on sister shame shame on you too look what you've done look what we've done goge J didly Clint that was a nice to weren't me Tucker my money's only a little missy Over Yonder oh hey sis don't listen to those meanies he the new rock it's it's looking kind of uh boring what do you say we decorate it black you can call it whatever you like sis just as long as we make it spiffy [Music] make new house spiffy spiffy hey you can't do that that's my [Music] window black right that's the spirit sis oh no that is definitely not the spirit Patrick your sister is out of control hey just mind your own business and let us borate in peace you can B decorate until the seals come home for all I care just do not use my property to do it my spiffy but that's from my house that's it I have had my fail of this thieving brute oh how dare you call my sister a thief just just cuz she took some of your things ease and out gents let's not let tempers flare now don't you think Patrick that it's a Teensy bit unfair that sister Sam dismantled Edward's house no I don't not even a Tey eaty Tey bit I see now that not only have you turned against my sister you've turned on your best friend as well it's not like that at all Patrick shush minis make brother's eyes water meanies go home come on sis they can't bother us under our Rock meanies is [Music] mean sward oh wa Squidward wait before you do anything too rash let me try to talk to them the time for talk is over now is the time for Action a rock made out of sand by two idiots is no match for one card from the tides of Time I don't think you should do that who cares what you think if it's destruction they want it's destruction who makes [Music] noise spiffy [Music] broken sister man now It's Not What It Seems the Squidward was just rearranging the spiffy sister Sam rearrange no please [Applause] [Music] don't recognize this place nope don't recognize the Crusty Crab stop your kidding boy and start frying up up them patties I was a fry cook before a the best in the business now get flipping look guys as much as I'd love to toil the days away flipping burgers I think I'll just go back to my modest job as mayor of a major city SpongeBob's leaving for real this time Mr Krabs I brought back your number one fry cook you got to pay up all right Mr Squidward a Deal's a deal here's your fancy egg oh it's beautiful [Music] stop you okay SpongeBob yeah just a bit of a headache handy hey I remember this place SpongeBob's back we're really sorry we ran you out of town boy but we're glad you're back I'd really love to stay but the people of new kelp City need their mayor goodbye everyone oh not again please leing again stop what you're doing and don't go out that door this is a kkc special report panic in the streets of New kelp city as rampant bubbles bring visibility down to zero the angry citizens here blame the apocalyptic scene on mayor cheese head brown pants and his newly enacted bubble policy if I ever see May brown pants again I'm going to grab his little young yellow head and literally rip his where's SpongeBob up who wants to be a dumb old mayor when you're the best fry cook in town and how could I ever leave behind my bestest friend oh boy oh boy oh boy crabby [Music] patty SpongeBob another Master it's great to have you back spongy looks like I'm back in the bottom [Music] Forever Mr Krabs I can't take much more of this stalling stuff always thinking about yourself get out there and stall what happened to your arms and legs boy the kids are using them as boomerangs boomerangs oh no they might break my windows what are we going to do well now that all their money's counted tell him Krabby has just arrived really he's here oh boy oh boy boy boy get out there and tell him listen everybody crabby the clown is in the building who do you want CRA what do you want him grabby grabby grabby grabby Ho Hey kids are you ready to meet Krabby the clown y all right here you go hey kids uh thank you all for coming thank you eat plenty of crabby PES ah crabs you done it again I'll say you have SpongeBob how could you Mr Krabs you promised these children crabby the clown but all I saw out there was Jey the Jeep gate hey I ain't [Music] cheap now take this tomato back to the kitchen before it spoils but what about the true meaning of Summer what about the children the children I don't care about the children I just care about their parents' money ah the fact that their feeble Minds are easily manipulated by Cheap playgrounds and talentless clowns is no skin off my nose survival of the fittest SpongeBob survival of the fittest oh hey kids Uncle Krabs has to go to the bank now get him okay Gary let's do the other side now Gary can you hear that [Music] oh Squidward it's you I thought I heard something SpongeBob I've been sitting here motionless for 45 minutes what could you possibly have heard me doing breathing SpongeBob I will give you $5 if you let me enjoy the rest of my morning in peace okay hey I could have sworn I had $5 in here I have it Squidward you gave it to me to leave you alone yesterday Squidward you can have the $5 back Mr Krab says I don't care what Mr Krab says I just one coffee rain it's hot chocolate chocolate [Music] rain Square sward [Music] way it's locked sward sward huh where did I put that stupid sward sward why can I just find the what you left your keys on the table back there hey Squidward yes didn't you used to have one of those cucumber bicycles oh that was a recumbent bicycle and I sold it why so I can get further away from you [Music] okay I'll see you later then Squidward n [Music] poop what [Music] the can I help you officer no but you can help yourself to this ticket ticket officer please I have impeccable boat smarts I pride myself in maintaining an unsoiled driving record it's all that I have well you can have it again right after you complete boing School Bing school oh well it's just one day out of your life squidy how bad could it be oh Squidward [Music] good morning class would everyone please take a seat Squidward sit here here um excuse me there don't seem to be any empty seats left but there's one right next to [Music] SpongeBob you mind don't worry Squidward we're boating buddies now I'll teach you a everything I know and then we can we won't be doing anything because there is no we understand quiet in the front please oh I understand I understand perfectly boating buddy okay class why don't we get to know our new students by telling each other why we were sentenced to I mean why we are enrolled in voting school um I got caught speeding very good next I don't see what's so very good about about it no I didn't mean very I know what you meant next I am here because my we all know why you're here SpongeBob what about you sir what me yes would you like to tell the rest of the class why you're with us today why I'm all right I'll tell you I was trying to get away from him kind of sounds like Squidward's practicing his clarinet over there doesn't it Gary Gary well I can't just stand by and let him practice alone then what kind of a friend and neighbor would I be not the kind that I would [Music] want Hi Neighbor [Music] should we take it from the top the day I willingly practice my musical art with you is the day I grow hair on my like Bravo man Bravo and who might you be I'm glad you asked I'll make it perfectly clear I'm the guy May smile from ear to ear cuz sweet sounds coming from this here Direction the entire ocean should hear how what I am proposing to you is something I feel it is my duty to do I'm not just an admiring passer by I want to be a conso promoting manager guy are you serious is this our Dream Colonel C's the name I think we'd make a great team you and your musical compadre up there on the next big thing I do solemnly swear so what are we waiting for it's high we go together we'll sit Sail On A Magical Musical Journey where you'll play for at least a trillion and that guy on that [Music] gry screaming fans will insistently clap their hands for more as you fly through the air do win your for un and remember to bring your rake cuz Neptune only knows the money we'll [Music] make he say money I could swear that's what I heard I get supered of hearing when it comes to that word yes he said money but more importantly he said and not the type that blows air when you're feeling too hot the type that wants your autograph on everything they've got signature Mr tentacles and I heard the word team which is special to me cuz through the power of music there's no way we won't get to bond together in this special du so what are we waiting for it's hot time we went on uh excuse me is there any way I can do this tour as a soloist H let me think about that for a second not [Music] whatsoever the to must consist and I two persist of the tall one with hosis and the square one with the talented wrist a dream wrapped in pain I don't know whether to smile or P excuse me c that'll be taken over from here on out but it was I who discovered this soon to be famous pair and I'm the one who knows what it takes to get them there you'll need a to bus B you got to build a bus you need equipment and road is too I'm the expert of all things concert promotionally speaking you have no inklink you have no clue thanks for all the great tips I think you should be on your way goodbye good luck have a nice day soon what are we waiting for it's high TI time we Wi on up and at them boys we got a tour to put on Mr Krabs how could you do this to me m I'm sorry I had no other choice see coming over for a slumber party without even giving me a chance to put my best PJs on I mean look at these things just give me one minute to change and when I get back we can get started on some s'mores and popcorn a good idea you SpongeBob that sounds just perfect not so fast that crab is a food th he snuck into my house in the middle of the night stole every last morsel in my kitchen and he even swiped my entire collection of smoked kill Bas but I thought he was having a slumber party at my house I don't care I'm calling the police Squidward wait you can't oh and why is that because if you do Al fire you no if I go to prison who's going to feed Pearl hello police hold it you what you'll give me your golden [Music] tooth I didn't even know Mr Krabs had a gold tooth neither did I SpongeBob what am I going to do oh don't worry Mr crabs I had a tooth pulled a few years ago only hurts for a couple of days it's not that boy those nerds died years ago it's me dear daughter Pearl Pearl what happened she's going through one of them growth spurts and I can't find a way to feed her Mr Crab you're the owner of the most delightfully Delicious Restaurant in Bikini Bottom why don't you just take her there to eat hold on boy I said I was trying to feed me daughter that completely obliterate me inventory you don't have to do that I know a special ingredient that can make one crabby patty taste like a million so hungry not going to make it SpongeBob hurry it up hang in there Mr Krabs almost ready you've been seeing that for the L Daddy I'm not hungry anymore and I've stopped growing I feel great boy I'm glad that's over and it only cost me one crabby patty say what was that secret ingredient you used in there anyways boy it was love Mr Krabs it was love me [Music] well I've certainly seen enough what a creepy old hagfish I thought she'd never leave hey good job there SpongeBob see what did you tell her that finally drove her out I may need to know in case she ever comes back I need to know in case she ever [Music] have a good night Mr CBS oh you too SpongeBob have a [Music] good [Music] night old lady old baby here I am right where you told me to meet you actually I told you to meet me two paces to the left oh good you're here I brought this stuff my goodness this has to be the most kind most generous most thoughtful thing anyone has ever done for you're welcome let's just take it before someone sees us too late Mr Krabs so it's true how did you find out f Out Boy you'd have to get up pretty early in the morning to sneak a pair of buns like these past old Mr Krabs all at leav before he takes off his sleep mask how did you know I wore a sleep mask oh please Mr Crabs don't fire me pleas I have n and Frozen shark skin slab I hear th curse the Crusty Crab we are not a soup kitchen boy and these will be coming out of your paycheck besides we don't want to encourage charity but what about the the come on boys spit it out okay let's see what's under the [Music] hood yeah that should do it but what about the curse the curse boy let me explain something about curses with a little short story me great grandpappy used to tell me oh yes here we go curses are nonsense they are Mr Krabs yep just totally fabricated Superstition right Squidward you're asking the wrong guy about curses I live next door to SpongeBob see boy just a man a ramblings of an old lady nothing to worry about B in order to achieve achieve complete brain forness one must clear one's mind of all distractions H distractions are only in your mind H you are the center of the universe tenter of the [Music] universe will you enter that door already I think your doorbell's broken Squidward what do you want I thought you might want to chat with your neighbor why would I want to talk to you oh not to me to Gary oh good grief SpongeBob Gary can't talk he's a snail greetings and salutations grouchy man I bought Gary the new pet translator collar why would you want to talk to him who wouldn't want to talk to their pet I was talking to Gary oh those walls that carpet turns out Gary has a very sophisticated sense of design really well maybe I'll give him the guided tour hey wait up and up here you'll find my true Masterworks hidden away from the eyes of the undeserving public the naive spilop pod style not very sophisticated see here oh t hold on now don't worry SC I'm taking notes for you feel the painfulness flow through you you watch this nonsense what what's wrong with that nothing I'm sure apparently no brain required come Papa Bob let's get out of here before this bad taste rubs off on us oh gee do you have to don't be sad Squidward we'll be back soon until next time remember to free yourself from all destruction oh I [Music] will night G bear good night Papa Bob good night W let's see if SpongeBob still wants you to talk after [Music] [Applause] tonight no no stupid wake oh papa B no no no oh papa Bob I'm thirsty let this s all right I'll get you some water here you go buddy one water I want to go to the park oh sure no problem Gary love you oh that was [Music] fun my bed is too lumpy all right oh here Gary take my [Music] bed Papa Bop it's hot in [Music] here still too [Music] stoy how's that Gary the view is so much nicer a block away okay okay [Music] this should get things rolling keep going just a little [Music] more perfect here we are boys our first gig all those people are lined up to see you sounds like a load of hoey H all right Ro start unloading the hoie Oh Mr Krabs where do I put this anyways fine then what about [Music] this Hey look it's net and the needle [Music] fish well well well if it isn't that guy who stole my band I hope you aren't here to steal this band too because this time around I'll be ready for you well that's very interesting Colonel cper for right now my band and I are on a world tour and tonight we're opening for Ned and the needo fish what so funny you are and the fact that you think you have any idea what it takes to put on a musical tour we have a tour bus sound equipment a Roy you call that a tour bus you call this sound equipment that it's not a roie these are Ries I tell you what I'll let you open for net and the needle fish on one condition my Ries get to sabotage your sound equipment and have it blow up during your soundtrack wait a minute what that going to cost me oh that'll be free d Mr Krabs Mr Krabs Mr Krabs what what what Patrick Patrick Patrick yes yes yes he said he said he said out with it boy me and Patrick are playing eels and escalators and he was going up up up and I had ride the eel and then we ran and Patrick he said some things what kind of things well he said yes well um let's just say he said a certain word that you said he shouldn't say and this particular word happens to be word number 11 in a list of 13 words that you said shouldn't be said um right what was that part about that with with the uh uh whoo Mr CBS Mr KBS Mr KBS he said that now I'm going to let go of your lips and when I do I want you to cly tell me what you need to tell me understand mhm hey do my ears deceive me you twoo should be ashamed time to take out the trash you too need to be taught a lesson I thought I made clear never and I may never use number 11 or any of the 13 bad words now the both of you wait right here I'll be back what's going to happen to us we're probably get 40 Lashes oh no I'm sorry Patrick Mr Krabs is right there's no need for words like that I'm sorry too SpongeBob let's make a vow Patrick from this day forth a foul word shall never pass our lips we will be good citizens just like good old Mr Krabs agreed all right you two foul mouths as punishment for fouling the air in me restaurant with your foul words you're going to give the Crusty Crab a fresh cat paint from top to bottom oh my foot what genius but a rocket of bath can't just see I got a here no but I been helping a a Bo grabing 13 Patrick We're going to tell your mom Mr Krabs no please not my mommy wait please don't tell me mother I don't think your little old heart can tell [Music] Mama CS Mama CBS hello there Mama crab he said and then he said then he said and he said and then he screamed at the top of his voice it was terrible Mrs crab he didn't care such a stream of terrible I have never Hur in my days oh dear my poor old heart oh dear Mother what are these B mouth he done to you you two should be ashamed making an old lady fate with your Sailor Talk you should all be ashamed and if you're going to talk like Sailors then you're going to work like [Music] Sailors I guess you SC way eggs have earned a glass of lemonade M foot mother what it's old man Jenkins in his Jil howy Mrs K order up go now and bless the taste buds your lucky [Music] connoisseur went in my mouth choking on sentiment po okay you sit this one out Squidward this will be a special delivery from the chef for your dining pleasure two double Krabby Patties cooked to Perfection complimented by a side of coral bits and a jumbo diet soda topped off with a little extra [Music] love [Music] enjoy it's the little details that they really appreciate isn't it Squidward oh yeah you've really touched his life nothing beats making quality food for good people with discriminating tastes quality food yeah good people uh-huh discri criminating taste testify are we peretic losers with horrible taste would eat this [Music] garbage Squidward the Crusty clientele needs to be cuddled and treated with respect there there Mr Krabs will be ashamed all right you filthy builds Mr Krabs you got 3 seconds to get out ofy restaurant before I kick you out fine have it your [Music] way what's happening Mr Krabs we don't need those losers anymore I'm turning the restaurant into one of those fancy fruu places where they charge big bucks for itsy-bitsy portions fany fro we're getting a Gourmet Chef from the chef Exchange program and I'm going to raise me Rices to the roof Chef exchange progam yeah well you're being shipped off to some other restaurant somewhere far away from here details are kind of hazy but I packed your bags and your bus leaves in 5 [Applause] minutes looks like it's early it was that easy all these years I've underestimate the power of public [Applause] transportation welcome to the Crusty Crab does your middle name happen to be no SpongeBob within a th000 kilom of here I find you disgusting my culture dictates Z I must kiss you regardless m m mAh well he's just as affectionate as the boy but the early attitude is a step in the right direction thanks for clearing this whole mess up Mr Krabs of course officer can't let me fry cook right in this place it'll ruin me business especially now that the Fiasco's [Music] phito Mr Krabs I think I have the solution thanks very much enjoy the show you sure save the day boyo my pleasure sir and I think Patrick likes it [Music] too x-rays tickle y such artistic genius I'll never paint again [Music] [Music] thanks buddy I was thirsty [Music] sorry that's not included I'm going to be sick where can I go I always go in [Music] there what are you doing oh I ran out of lemons so I'm squeezing this that won't work huh could use more fire hose one fire Tru here you [Music] [Music] go that's delicious hello what are you selling lemonade [Music] lemonade black lemonade are unique taste sensation I'll have [Music] another SpongeBob cover for me while I go get some more sure [Music] buddy what do you want hi yeah I want you to do that scared thing you did and make more ink I will not [Music] no I'll just have to scare the ink out of him I said I will not may I borrow a cup of squid squeezy [Music] thank you oo I think you better get some more black lemonade buddy yeah yeah yeah yeah more here kitty kitty oh here kitty kitty oh who's a good kitty [Music] [Music] I hate spiders [Music] than you [Music] please I got to get more black lemonade as you can see gentlemen I have spared no expense on our transportation Tada oh what a ride and they brought plenty of free samples to sell this is is the best day [Applause] [Music] ever I spy with my little eye Mr Krabs yes I spy with my little eye Mr Krabs yes yes I spy with my little eye Mr Crabs oh how do you know you both are burners on me brain look at that the world's second biggest lump is only 50 m away we got to see it no the world's least exciting sweater my parents fell in love there we got to go no cool toilet no we are not sto until we get to food con [Music] well the last time we get it trucks have hearts come on Squidward give it a try I do would you promise to stop yes all right [Music] hey typical you did it wrong Squidward I did it exactly the way you did it everybody pipe down I don't want to hear another peep from anyone until we we get your food can peep not a Peep Peep not a Peep Peep [Music] [Applause] [Music] Mr Krabs blink if you're alive oh thank Neptune we're okay well at least we have plenty of food while we're stuck out here it was an accident they fell into my mouth don't worry guys we can still win food con there's one patty left we got to get moving the judging starts tomorrow now since you boys C the accident you'll be haul in the trailer yeah hul in the [Music] trailer and so SpongeBob and Patrick begin their harrowing task teed to the wagon not just by ropes but by their own foolish mistakes onw they crunch pushed by Mr CBS whose desires blind him to the pain he inits in short this whole trip is beginning to look like a [Music] oopsie Patrick you okay 100% Mr Krabs we've got to stop for the night if you want SpongeBob and Patrick to live I'm not saying that's what I want I'm just telling you the [Music] fact guard this last Patty with our very lives it's the only way to win food con and who knows what scary hungry things are out there in the woods waiting to gobbl it up positions everyone hey little fella the [Music] P stop what are we going to do don't eat my Patty Squidward you saved the Krabby [Music] Patty I've Got You Know M sucker just it liard R it's you or me now just you and [Laughter] me I conquered the money Dragon Victory Security and don't forget your deposit you know boyo through this whole ordeal I've learned a little something about greed a little something about isolation even a little something about love and you know what I realize through it all that you can't put a price on freedom Barnacles no boy I realize that they didn't pay interest on me deposit hey you chap skate give me me Interest [Music] well what do you know I doubled me money what am I going to do I spent $ on these boots and now I'm stuck with them oh uh Mr Krabs can I get my paycheck sponge boy mebob come in come in right this way ly have a seat anywhere but not on these beautiful Priceless boots so you want to get paid uh sir I can't see you the boots are in the way in the way these boots never leave my sight these are the most expensive and priced possessions I own wow really why is that they look just like any old ordinary boots ordinary Boots These are the only official fry cook boots only the finest fry Cooks in the world are permitted to wear them part of a tradition and These boots were given to me by the most famous pre cook in the sea who's that uh uh oh well his name's not important but he was famous all right don't you worry I'm ready I'm ready I want those boots sorry son These Boots are far too valuable I know what if I give you my crusty crab paycheck paycheck you got to De and what if I paint the Crusty Crab for free you going to and I'll throw in a year supply of french fry oil got to on there lad you're going to give me a heart attack oh you got yourself a deal