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TwitchCon 2018 Highlights and Cringe Moments

What's up gamers, it's time for TwitchCon 2018 epic cringe compilation. I got a couple Hopes, I got a couple of guesses. I think there's gonna be a there's gonna be dabbing What did I teach you the micro dab guys? Come on micro. Yes. Yes you yes, beautiful I think there's gonna be some pretty lit fortnight dances But most importantly, there's going to be... I think of myself as like above the average person. I think of myself as like above the average person. Oh god. No, there's no good way to say this. I think of myself as like above the average person, so I don't feel like many people could relate to me. I know you guys are gamers. So I got something special for you the Elgato HD 60s This baby lets you capture in 1080p 60 frames per second. What else do you want baby? Oh, oh irony aside I I've been using Elgato's since the beginning of my YouTube career. They're always on the top, and I'm proud to have them as a sponsor. I'm even more proud, because now, I have my very own design. Thank you, Elgato. Very cool. Honestly, that is pretty epic. So basically, you can plug this into your, uh, Xbox, your PlayStation. I-you can use it to record with your phone, iPad, all these kinds of things. It's the best way to do it, I guarantee you. If you're looking for a way to record video or gameplay footage, check out the Elgato 60s. Thank you, very co- cool. Let's go on with the video. First of all, I really enjoyed the ninja roast. You know, a lot of the people here that are here in front of us are our viewers, which is what actually amazes me about you, Tyler, that you're up here because most of your viewers are outside because of the age restriction. Damn! That was a sick roast. I love how the audience just... Apparently it's the greatest thing and no one's ever heard. Oh! Oh damn! God damn! I just don't know why the audience treat it like-yeah, it was a roast, okay? I'm not gonna deny that it was a roast and I appreciate it, but the audience reaction is just so mismatched. This guy... Oh my god! His audience are kids! Shroud apparently won a competition. That was pretty epic. Hey, first of all, thank you everybody for coming out today. This was amazing. We're so excited to have everybody and what an amazing tournament from you guys. So, on be- On behalf of the Doritos brand, we are proud to present the Doritos Bowl trophy to Team Shroud. Let's give it up for Team Shroud! They are your very first Doritos Bowl champions! They put in the work, they put in the time! I don't know why this is so funny. The Doritos Bowl champion combined with this music. It's that's an epic moment. I can only imagine putting countless hours into- video games for this moment to get the Dorito bowls championship I always wonder, you know, who's watching these streams, but things start to make sense when you watch these conventions. A lot of things make sense. What a gentleman, you know, didn't put his slob on her back. Why bother with a hand if you're not even gonna Ptch You know, I don't get it. How does you know? I'm the most awkward handshake person in the world, but you'll let catch me dead before I use a hand hover I don't get it. You can't mess that up at least. How do you mess that up? It's literally impossible Hey It's hot, waaay Down there I get it, you know, it's just kids dancing. It's fine. You can't really go. Oh, it's so cringe Everyone's danced as a kid and it's been epic cringe. But the thing I don't understand is why are they people? watching it. Look at that. Why are there literally hundreds of people watching this? Are they good on the screen or not? They're hot or not? They're hot! And then this dance shows up. The god of Fortnite dance shows up. How can you not do that? It's too hard! Look at that child. Everybody please give it up for the Fortnite dance crew. Make some noise! Make some noise! Make some noise! I just realized that we have this a similar name. Did they just forget to go on stage? Oh there they are, okay. So confused everything these days confuses me I feel so old why do I feel so old? I don't want to be like this guys, please someone save me make me enjoy things again fortnight. Everything is just kill me Now that's epic Okay I feel like knowing the fortnight dance at this point is the equivalent of knowing how to-knowing how to breathe Apparently every kid ever has just studied in front of the mirror how to do the dance You know that anyone that knows the fortnight dance Deliberately took time to watch up go to online to watch a fortnight dance Tutorial to make sure that they can follow the movement so that they can do the dance as well But unless you know this dance don't even talk to me. Okay? I'm not sure if this is twitch.com, but it's a beautiful clip grab this Black monster right here. That's right. I don't know why we call it that I'm gonna have a Hear that cracking open a cold one Duncan you got a problem. Do you like the taste of that black monster? Let's just go to the game this is What just happened there No hug, thank you very much. This is me at any convention, okay? No physical contact, we talked about this. I don't want to end up in a cringe compilation, okay? No hugs, no nothing. This guy knows what's up, and I can respect that, damn it. He just dodged a bullet right there, very easy. I mean, why would you hug if you're on camera? What an idiot. Get new friends, that guy. But if you guys didn't know, his actual first name is Dick. Which, it must be tough for you to know, because you're not even a dick. Too tough being named after your favorite celebrity body part to go after to gain popularity. Drake, Marshmello, Mark Cuban. Who's next? I mean I only lag like at a few spots You already get a backpack? Yeah, do you want my backpack? Yeah You'll have to come to my room to get it though I think it's a win-win but you know What? I'm just joking Okay, I just joke I think it's a win-win I think it's a win-win I got all the Fs and that It was a joke It was a joke guys! I think Pokalaws, you gave me like a little clip Yeah If you want to be a show, like your channel It's a secret project we're working on on my team Right on Woohoohoohoo! What is this? I'm not a gnome! I think you put the wrong video. I don't know what this is. I'm a gnome! And you've been... Gnome! I'm so sorry. I really... I've never seen that video before. Huh. I don't know! Ugh. That was such an epic gnome. And these people don't even know the gnome meme. That's what I mean when I try to make fun of people and they don't understand. And then it's just unfunny and uncomfortable. Yeah. It was... Huh. I don't know. No one knows how to react. Eh, that was cool I guess. I don't know what just happened. You stole my... He exists in real life. You stole it. I was gonna dress up as Halloween. I'm Gnatsy Gnob. Oh, you are? I'm Gnatsy Gnoblin. No. I'm a Gnob. Yes. And you've been... Gnob. Woohooheehee. Woohoohee. That's how you know your life is over. If you ever get gnomed, it's time to pack your bag and say goodbye. You might as well start digging your grave. It's over. Then of course we get to the greatest clip of all time. The man that decided to summarize the mind of every Twitch streamer on this platform. Let's just jump into it. Don't feel like many of my viewers should relate themselves to me because... And this is like super like kind of like... Like God comp-like kind of weird. It's like I do think of myself as better than... or not better but like bigger... This is going sideways. There's no good way to say this. I think of myself as like above the average person so I... I don't feel like many people could relate to me as like bad as that sounds I know But like that's just genuinely Lord have mercy on your soul I think what makes this clip so great is that he knows he's not supposed to say it. He's like It's really no good way to say this but Basically God I'm basically better than everyone else low-key like God complex. Just stop right there if you're ever in that moment Don't cross the border. I mean I shouldn't be talking about this at all actually never mind I just lol how you know you're a streamer You're the kind of person that relies on donations from other people you're basically begging other people for money And that's how you make a living, but you're still better than the average person You're still uh you're still above the average person. I'm gonna go on a limb and say no no you're not You're 100% not better than the average person and anyone that think they're better than the average person Is 100% not better than the average person if he just said it as a meme instead of hesitating and be like You know what? I just think I'm better than the average person I don't think anyone would care but the fact that he was sort of hesitating be like, oh, this is kind of weird There's no good way to say this But yeah, I'm better. I'm better now. This has been twitch con 2018 epic cringe moment I hope you gamers enjoyed it. If you did consider smashing like and subscribing We're trying to hit 69 million subscribers before T-Series. Can we make it happen guys? And yeah, just you know what to do and as always goodbye